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                         GOOD DAY SIRS.                                    GOOD NIGHT SIRS.                                                       GOOD.                                           JOKER PRESENTS:  KADI'S MUSIC DISK III PART II.          I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS SOUND DISK HAD BEEN RELEASED.        DO YOU KNOW?        WELL, IF YOU KNOW, WAIT TO SCROLLTEXT'S END OR TYPE PASSWORD FOR PART II NOW.                ANYWAY, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE THESE ANOTHER FEW POOR TRACKS.          'CHANGE YOUR MIND'  -  VERY GOOD SONG TO LISTEN TO IN HUMAN DRUNKED MODE.     COURTESY OF SANDRA.                'BOING BOOM TSCHAK'  -  SONG FOR SADISTS.      COURTESY OF KRAFTWERK.              'CIOTKA PARANOJA'  -  POLISH OLD, GOOD SONG.       COURTESY OF URSZULA.             'SACRIFICE'  -  THE ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS OF THE CENTURY.        COURTESY OF ELTON JOHN.            'GEORGE MINIMIX'  -  PSYCHODELIC MUSIC.   BETTER NOT TURN IT ON.             'BLUES KLOACZNY'  -  THE MOST FAVOURITE SONG. (I DON'T KNOW ANY PERSON WHO LIKE THIS SONG...       EXCEPT ZIEMNIAK.)              WAIT!!!   WHERE IS IT ?!?!?!   FUCK! -CENSORED- !!!             OK, OK,   CALM DOWN... EVERYBODY CALM DOWN...           'BLUES KLOACZNY' IS AVAILABLE ONLY FOR PERSONS WHO LIKE TO READ SCROLLTEXTS.       EVERYBODY GOT IT?               IT'S TIME FOR PERSONAL MESSAGES.         MESSAGE TO BARON GRISHA/ASPHYXIA:      I'VE JUST RECEIVED YOUR BLAZE MUSICDISK I.    FAVOURITE SONGS: NONE.                   JUST JOKING!!!    MY FAVOURITE SONGS: TURBOQPA AND WHY ME.      IT'S GOOD PIECE OF HARD WORK.         PODOBNIE ZRESZTA WASZ LISCIK DO MNIE.     NA JAKIM RODZAJU PLOTTERA NASMAROWALES GO, GRISHA?       (HEHEHE)        PYTANIE:   CO TO ZA OSOBNIK NA ZDJECIU, CO PONOC MA MNIE WPRAWIC W DOBRY HUMOR?              CZY TO KTOS ZNANY?        BO KOGOS MI PRZYPOMINA...   (HEHEHE)                    MESSAGE TO WOLFMAN/BALANCE:   SORRY FOR DELAY.    IF YOU READ THIS, YOU MUST KNOW THAT YOU RECEIVED PACKAGE.           MESSAGE TO OFFICE OF ALAMAKOTA MAGAZINE:        NAGRODZILISCIE MNIE NIEDAWNO PRAWEM DO SZOROWANIA KIBLI.       NIJAK NIE MOGE SIE DOSZUKAC TEGO TEXTU NA ZADNYEJ Z NASZYCH DYSKIETEK Z DEMAMI.        PROSBA:   WSKAZCIE MI, GDZIE ZAMIESCILEM TEN TEXT.                  MESSAGE TO BRITISH SKY BROADCASTING NETWORK OFFICE:      YOU -CENSORED- , YOUR VIDEOCRYPT IS -CENSORED- AND YOU ARE -CENSORED- -CENSORED- -CENSORED-!!!   AND IF YOU, -CENSORED- , WON'T CHANGE YOUR -CENSORED- HARD SCRAMBLING INTO SOFT SCRAMBLING SYSTEM,LIKE SATBOX, YOU WILL BE -CENSORED- OF -CENSORED-, -CENSORED-, -CENSORED- OF -CENSORED-,  I PROMISE I WILL NEVER BUY AN ORIGINAL DESCRAMBLER.       AND -CENSORED- -CENSORED- !               GREETINGS TO: BALANCE, ASPHYXIA, BLAZE(?),         
   ZIEMNIAK (SOPOT) FOR TELLING BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND THE OTHERS.                SPECIAL FUCKINGS TO MATT. G. FROM TREAT. HE SHOULD KNOW WHY.       OFICIAL GREETINGS-LIST. GREETS GOING TO: AERO , ACME , ACTION DIRECT , ADDONIC , ALCHEMY , ALTAIR , AVITROX , BYTEBUSTERS ,DEFORM , DIOXIDE , G-FORCE , GRACE , HYPNOSIS , INVESTATION ,KATHARSIS , KEFRENS , LUZERS , PUSSY , QUARTET , RAM JAM ,SANITY , SPACEBAALS , SPIRIT , STATIC BYTES , SUSPECT , TECH , W.F.M.H. ,ZENITH  AND  OTHER  WE  HAVE  FORGOT.  PERSONAL  REGARDS  FROM PETERS  TO  (NO ORDER): XTD OF SUSPECT , ABG OF SPIRIT ( I'M WAITING FOR NEXT GOLD CD !) , QUACKBUSTER AND CUTCREATOR OF STATIC BYTES ( RED ROSES TO YOU ) , CHIPPER OF GRACE , NINJA OF ACTION DIRECT ( THANX FOR EXPRESS ) , SLAUGHTER OF TECH ,MACSTRICK OF ZENITH , MESSENGER OF ALTAIR ( THANX FOR YOUR FAST-ANSWER ) , GAMBLER OF EX AERO , KAGGE OF BYTEBUSTERS , ZAKKA OF SPACEBALLS ,MASE OF RAMJAM , DON KICHOT OF HYPNOSIS ( NICE CALLS ) ,NUGIE ( WHAT  A MEGA-DELAY FROM YOU !) , SCORPIK OF GRACE ( AND INVESTATION ) , MAC.L OF GRACE , LOVELY AND OTHER MY SCENE-FRIENDS ....   OK.      AND NOW...   GREAT NEWS TO ALL AMIGA USERS.        THIS MUSICDISK IS PROBABLY LAST PIECE OF MUSIC BY KADI.        WHY, YOU MAY ASK...     BUT YOU WON'T...         PERHAPS MY MUSIC HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY BORING AND NOBODY LIKES IT...                     PERHAPS AMIGA IS NOT GOOD IN MAKING REAL MUSIC AND SOUND'S ENVELOPES....    PERHAPS ATARI XL/XE/ST IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER IN THESE THINGS...   PERHAPS MARAS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER IN MAKING MUSIC ON AMIGA...I DON'T KNOW.                DO YOU KNOW?                I WONDER.                  OK. AS YOU'VE NOTICED, WE HAVE SOME NEW PUMPKINS IN OUR GROUP.              NEW CREW:   PETERS, MIVA, RAFII, SKARBON.                THEY'RE DOING NOTHING.      SO FAR.                       NOW IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOU PASSWORD TO LAST MUSIC AND OUR ADDRESSES.      YES, PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO READ SCROLLTEXTS.          I KNOW ONE FAN OF SCROLLTEXTS.      HIS GLASSES ARE BIGGER THAN SCREEN IN RUSSIAN TV.          AND THE PASSWORD IS............................................10.............................................................9.............................................................8.............................................................7.............................................................6.............................................................5.............................................................5.............................................................5.............................................................5.............................................................5.............................................................5......... ......... ..... ....  ...    ..       .        .           .                       SOFTWARE FAILURE      GURU..........................................................FINISHING ALL ACTIVILITY.............................................BUT ONLY ONE IS ACTIVE:   PASSWORD IS: 'SATURASEISHIKOPUKA'.   ......................................................................... IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US, TYPE GURU AND SEE OUR ADDRESSES.   THAT'S ALL, FOKLS!                     KADI/JOKER TEAM.        RELEASE DATE 1: 1991-04-01.  (NOT DONE.)                      RELEASE DATE 2: 1991-07-25.  (NOT DONE.)                      RELEASE DATE 3: 1991-11-16.  (NOT DONE.)                      RELEASE DATE 4: 1992-03-01.   (DONE? OR NOT DONE?)         LAST CHANCE RELEASE DATE: 1992-03-28.   (I'LL KILL GBH!)                   MODULES READY DATE: 1991-03-10. (NOT ALL)                      KONIEC.                THE END.                  GO TO -CENSORED- .                                                                                                          ARE YOU STILL HERE?                                   DON'T YOU FOLKS HAVE HOMES?!                                                                                  YOU DAMN ASSHOLE!                                                                                                    DO YOU LIKE THESE MUSICS OR WHAT ?!                                                                                                                    ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMETHING ?                                                                                               WELL, MAN, YOUR MONITOR IS GETTING HOT.   YOUR EYES TOO!                                                                                                              -CENSORED- !                                                                                                                                          C'MON!                                                KISS YOUR AMIGA FOR GOODBYE AND DO RESET OR WRITE PASSWORD!                                                                                                               MAN, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO WRITE PASSWORD!   ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING?...                                                                              ARE YOU WAITING FOR PASSWORD?                      HEY, FREAK, SEE OUR ADDRESSES, WASH AND GO!         PASSWORD IS 'SATURASEISHIKOPUKA'                                                                               AREN'T YOU SATISFIED?            SATURASEISHIKOPUKA.          WELL, I AM.            AND I WILL WASH MY HAIR AND GO.               GRLUMK!