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DATE OF RELEASE 23 - APRIL - 1991    KICK SPACE FOR THE AWESOME GRAFITTI OF JEY-ROO .... 
. .  .                                     YO DUDES  VISION PRESENTS  VISION?  NAH  
JETSET  PRESENT A MUSIC BY TIMELESS OF JETSET   YYYEEEEAAH  AND WHY AM I TYPING THIS 
SCROLLY ?? BECAUSE I AM AT TIMELESS PLACE AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO SOME ENGLISH 
AROUND HERE . ..        I STOLE A BALL . .       NOW I AM COOL . ..  IT WAS  LAYING  ON 
STREET  WHEN WE WALKED TO THIS PLACE.. . TOMTIEDOM ZO NOW A JOKE OK                 WHAT
 IS A WOLFMAN IN A BODYBAG???     A HAMBURGER.. . ONLY DUDES WHO KNOW WOLFMANEKE KNOW 
WHAT I MEAN.. . .  OK A NEW ONE COMMING ON WHO AM I ...    I AM THE ALWAYS TOO HAPPY 
FACET OF VISION    I AND TSM WENT TO THIS PLACE AND BOUGHT SOME COKE AND CHIPS.. .  OK 
HOW DOES THE SPERMBEAST IN WOLFMAN'S SPERM LOOK LIKE.. .. FAT..  SORRY WOLFMAN BUT I HAD
 TO FILL SOME EMPTY SPACE IN THIS FUCKING SCROLL BUT THE FUCKIN' SHITTING IS THAT  I 
HAVE TO WRITE TEN MINUTES LONG.. . . UUURRGH   .. . .   OKAY DUDES WE NEED ALL YOUR HELP
 .. . WE NEED A LENGHTMETER WHICH IS SMALLER THAN MILIMETERS... .. WHY? WE WANT TO KNOW 
HOW MUCH MICROMILIMETERS BABYFACE'S NECK IS.. . .OKAY SEND IT TO .. . .EHHH . .. AAHHH  
.. TIMELESS   AMER SEVENTEEN     170THREE  LB     HEEROFVROUWHUGOWAARD IN NEDERLAND. ...
 SEND IT WITHOUT ANY STAMPS AND IN A BIG BOX  AND WITH EXPRESS AND WITH BIG LETTERS ON 
IT LIKE THIS RECEIVER PAYS.. . . BEFORE YOU SEND THE BOX LET ME GIVE YOU A ADDRESS 
CHANGE. HERE IS THE NEW ADDRESS: FACET/VISION, BURGEMEESTER ERPLAAN 11, 5171 JZ,  
KAATSHEUVEL AAN DE EFTELING. BUT NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ... WE JUST WENT
 TO THE VOMAR (THIS IS THE MOST CRISIS-SHOP I KNOW) AND WE WERE ATTACKED BY A MAN WITH A
 NEGATIVE IQ. OF COURSE BRAVELY AS WE WERE WE ...      RAN. AND YES WE ARE STILL ALIVE 
(OF COURSE) SO I CAN TELL YOU SOME OTHERS FACT OF THIS LITTLE AND PRIVATE AND INTIMATE 
MEETING BETWEEN THE MOST LUSTDRIVEN MEMBERS OF JETSET (I KILLR - PREVERS ANIMALS, FAT 
WOMEN AND PREGNANT HORSES AND OF COURSE TIMELESS WHO JUST LIKES TO FUCK A JUST BORN 
BABY) AND VISION (FACET - PREVERS FUCKING PICTURES OF A NAKED (WO)MEN AND TSM WHICH 
MEANS THE SADO MASOCHIST DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK AT ALL HE JUST LIKES TO BE BEATEN ON HIS 
DICK)   NOW AFTER HAVEING GONE THROUGH THE SEXUAL PLEASURES THE PRESENT PEOPLE LIKE TO 
HAVE WE WILL GO ON WITH THE LOCAL SCENE-REPORT (THIS MEANS THE SCENE IS THE MESS IN MY 
ROOM).   OH ...  TIMELESS FAINTED WHEN I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE OF FACET'S WILLY. (DOES HE
 HAVE ONE? SEND YOUR ANSWER TO TIMELESS/JETSET, AMER 17, 1703 LB, HEERHUGOWAARD, EARTH, 
MILKY WAY AND THE THIRD DIMENSION.) IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW  ... .  YOU DIDN 'T KNOW!   
     I'M I KILLR AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS BEDTIME-STORY  WHERE  TSM (TIT SUCKIN MORRON) IS
 ABORTING TIMELESS WITH HIS BARE HANDS.  HE REALLY DRIVES TIMELESS CRAZY WITH HIS FAST 
FINGERS.  AH  YEAH, I THINK HE GOT SOMETHING NOW!  BUT ... IT'S A STRANGE BROWN EMBRYO? 
  CUT!  CUT!    THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO DISCUSTING!!  TSM WILL TAKE OVER NOW WHEN HE 
FINISHES HIS SLIMY PIZZA... YO SUCKERS.. THAT PIZZA TASTED LIKE FACET'S ASS..   BUT 
THERE IS STILL MARIO Z'N PIZZA TO EAT BCOZ HE IS NOT HERE AND HE LEFT HIS PIZZA ALONE ON
 THE TABLE .... NOT SUCH A SMART  MOVE I THINK... HAAAAAPPPP  GROOOMM FREEETT... OP... 
AAAHH THAT WAS A NICE SECOND PIZZA....  OH SHIT MARIO IS ENTERING THE ROOM ... WHERE IS 
MY PIZZA...  SHIT HE FOUND IT UNDER THE BED... IT IS COLD NOW SO ENJOY IT ....  BYE . . 
WAAH   WAT LAME OF THAT LAME TSM  .. ... DID YA KNOW THAT I AM LAME?   YES.. . AND DO YA
 KNOW WHO I AM.. .. NO. .. I AM AMTRAK.. .   TOEDELOE. . . DOEI .. .. KLAARZO?   
AKKOORD..   CORRECT .. . AND ERECTION.. .   SPERMA IS LEKKER ALS JE HET MENGT MET IJS.. 
 .. . ..  TNO!     ALWEER KLAAR.. . .. .       HOE BEDOEL JE 'ALWEER' KLAAR, IS FACET 
WEL EENS KLAARGEKOMEN. NOW BACK TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. YES THE GIRLS HERE (I KILLR,
FACET AND TSM) ARE TALKING OF SEX IF THEY EVER HAD HAVE SEX BEFORE, WHAT A JOKE. THIS 
FACT OF THEM TALKING OF SEX IS BECAUSE OF WE ARE WATCHING 'GOEDE TIJDEN  SLECHTE TIJDEN'
      WHOOW SOMETHING INCREDIBLE HAS JUST HAPPENED ... ' GOEDE TIJDEN SLECHTE TIJDEN ' 
HAS STOPPED             ...FINNALLY... YO ANOTHER DUDE JUST STEPPED IN TO THE PAINROOM 
OF PLEASURE. THIS BEAST GOES BY THE NAME OF RED DWARF. BY THE WAY       BY THE ROAD     
 BY THE TOILET     BY THE BEDROOM    OK OK STOP IT NOW IMMEDIATLY...... TEXT WILL RESTART
 . . . .