1. JETSLUT - THIS IS THE FT PREVIEW
2. THE NEW PACKSERIES BY STORM/JETSET
3. (EX-GODFATHER/SPACEBALLS)
4. QUANTUM MARKETING INTERNATIONAL
5. MOLEENEX - ZELFUCK BAMO
6. TEAM DER PRETTIGE ERVARINGEN+826
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT; THE JETSET DELEGATION IS BACK AAN HET ZIJN. THIS IS A PREVIEW OF THE MOST IRRITATING PACK ON ASGARD, ASSEMBLED BY STORM... LEUK 1953, BUT THE REST IS MINE... I KILLR IN REHABILITATION! BEFORE SHE'S THROWING UP SOME MESSAGES TO HER FAVOURITE VICTIMS, SOME INFO ABOUT THE JETSET-ENVIRONMENT: FREESTYLE IS DEAD! HOW COME? FREESTYLE JOINED JETSET 'CAUSE RIJSTIJL WAS HOLDING A DRIVINGSCHOOL WITHOUT PAPERS... MAG NIET HOOR! SO THEY GOT OUT OF THE SAFE FREE-THE-STYLE CAR AND BURNED IT BEFORE THEY ENTERED THE JETSET-PLANE VIA GATE 4 (IT WAS PARKED AT GATE 26, BUT THEY FOUND OUT LATER). SO CURRENT JETSET INGREDIENTS ARE: ESWAT, HOLLYWOOD, JAY ONE, JAYCE, MADDY, MAGICIAN FJrRD, RED DWARF, SEC-824, SHE ASSASSINATED IT!, STEROID, STORM, THE BOSS, TIMELESS AND VORTEX. CUT! I KILLR SENDS SOME IMPORTANT MESSAGES TO... TMB DESIGNS/SPACEBALLS: HECK, THAT ORGANIZER KEEPS YOU PRETTY OCCUPIED, DOESN'T IT! HER C16 IS ALREADY WAITING FOR ITS TRIP TO NORWAY... BANDIT/SKID ROW: CALL +31-2207-18831! MEATING (EA) BEING ORGANIZED, CUMM! (BRING SOME DS'S, A4000, KORG 01/WFD) TARZAN/SKID ROW: CALL +31-2207-18831! JUNGLEMAN FIXES JANE, CUMM 2! DEZECRATOR: DESERT YOUR COUNTRY, THERE IS SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO JOIN THAN THE SWEDISH ARMY (FORCED)! HINT-HINT! ESWAT/JETSET: SKID HALLO, EVOLUTION SEPARATED WORLD AGAINST TERRESTRIALS! C.Q. EAT MY TECTYL, BITCH! FACET/LEMON: LISTEN FA(CENTRAL-EUROPEAN-TIME)/LIMONADE! I WARNED YOU! THE PAALMAN IS COMING OVER TO BEUK YOU IN! STUFF YOUR RECTAL HANGAR WITH VASELINE! AFTER THAT YOUR ASS WILL BE BIG ENOUGH TO PARK THE JETSET-PLANE IN. HARDCORE DESIGN: WANNAKNOW? SHE DOES! +31-2207-18831! FADE ONE/TRSI: SHEEE-IT! SHE'S ON YOUR TAIL! CAN YOU FEEL HER BREATHING? YOU WON'T HIDE FOR HER ANYMORE! SHE'S GIVING YOU 2 WEEKS! DARK/NOXIOUS: SEE YOU ON CEBIT '93! GONZO/FLASH PROD.: SHE DOES A4000 NOW! DROOLDROOL! (AND GET OUT OF THAT GARDEN!) KRUEGER/SPACEBALLS: CHINESE? WAIT 'TILL YOU SEE HER HIEROGLYPHES! STRANGER/HEMOROIDS: GET YOUR HANDS ON 'THE BITCH IS BACK'! RAMON RTL4/DEWIRE: ACCEPT IT. THAT'S IT... WRITE TO WORLD'S NO. 1 (I REPEAT: 1) COMMUNICATION TERRORIST: I KILLED HER! (YOU GOT THE ADDRESS...) I TERRORIZE YOU -O-U-T- ! COMPLETE GREETINGS IN THE LAUNCHED PACK, FOR NOW: GREETINGS TO ALL, EXCEPT YOU. MAAAARrL! ?