Preview
Ambacht Geluid & Co.
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A Jetset
Production
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All Code by :
Red Dwarf
Screen Lay-out :
Red Dwarf
Modules :
Brain of XTC
and
Neverland
Jayce
Contact Jetset
JETSET
Spaarne 32
1703 MT
Heerhugowaard
The Netherlands
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Wij doen het
zonder,
want wij zijn
stoer.
Soon from a
swapper near you
Serial Killer,
Overload II and
a music disk
from Jayce under
the SCOOPEX
label.
What's this? 12 minutes of scrolltext 4 free! Nothing moves...
Nothing happens... (De zaak dreigt te ESCALEREN!)
JETSET presents the first (and probably last) release under the label
AMBACHT GELUID & CO. This is not supposed to be a demo, an intro, or
really anything. It's something err.. new. I, Jayce, call this a
"TOO-LARGE-TO-GO-WITH-ANY-POTENTIAL-CODE-&-GFX-TRACKFLOATINGMO". The
TWO soundtracks used are 473Kb and 343Kb, and let's assume not yet everbody
has 1Mb chipmem (Ik zeg jou dag!), so there isn't enough CHIP left to let I
Killr masturbate on his keys (laat Gerben het maar doen). The ad
above is indeed serious... Not that these soundtracks specifically
represent the meaning of AMBACHT GELUID & CO., but if there is some
commercial company out there who's interested, I would be a fool not to
show my address... YOU CAN CHANGE THE MUSIC BY PRESSING THE LEFT &
RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON! (2nd module > 1 Mb chip only!) Just to warn you;
this scrolltext features uncontrolled speech from JAYCE, I KILLR,
WOLFMAN, SEc4, RED DWARF & TIMELESS. If you don't know these
objects at all, reset and wait for SERIAL KILLER, OVERLOAD 2 and the (grote
boze) WOLFMAN INTRO... Meanwhile in the dark basement of the BEDPRET
INSTITUTE another release is being prepared. I don't know when it will be
released, but 'I'm' working on a music-disk under SCOOPEX (Shit, Ambacht
gaat vreemd! (I Killr)) and it will contain approx. 5 tracks...
Time for the credits now: Coding and text-layout were done by
RED DWARF / JETSET and the music is done by JAYCE /
JETSET (= me!) Some personal greetingz must flow to: SCOOPEX
(Vortex, Falcon, Ranger) * DEWIRE (Sacha, I probably will accept) *
WOLFMAN (Great to have you in) * ANARCHY (Facet, you're just one of
a kind!) * SANITY (Jester) If someone out there wants to
contact me for anything then please write to JAYCE / JETSET
SPAARNE 32 1703 MT HEERHUGOWAARD
THE NETHERLANDS Okiedokie, it's time for a party review...
On August 1st 1992 there was the MIRAGE PRIME '92 party... They
promised: A traintaxi to the partyplace, clean lavatories, a fair
competition and more. Well, you can guess what comes next! Yes, there were
traintaxis, but unfortunatly there destination-zone didn't include the
partyplace... Indeed, there were lavatories (in one piece!), shamely
somebody had emptied his stomage over it, around 3 o'clock... Primary life
support was hard to find around the party-place without 4 wheels under your
ass, so you were left over to the local beer (ever heard of GROLSCH?) One
positive thing (Yes I'm kidding!), you got a free trip to the amazone; I
don't know if Mirage runs best at 40 degrees centigrade, but I don't (never
heard of windows? They really were present!) And now for the competition.
During the first 3 demos there was no sound support, at least not for
mammals without the proper version SAE-OREN v1.3 Ltd. Actually during the
whole competition they tried (OH YES THEY TRIED!?!) to get the sound under
control... And of course PRIME wouldn't be PRIME (don't get your hopes up)
if it wasn't.. err.. forget it...
I KILLR GAAT NU NEE ZEGGEN! BOK TO THIS UNCIVILIZED REJECT
'KREKKERJAS' WHO MANAGED TO 'LOSE' MY ENTRY. (YOU'D LOSE YOUR DICK TOO, IF
YOU HAD ONE). I GUESS I WASN'T OVERREACTING AT ALL! HMM... I SURE
WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG... YOU AIN'T WORTHY. GA MAAR NIET MEER MET I
KILLR PRATERIGEREN, WANT I KILLR GAAT JOU HEEL HARD 'GRRR' ZEGGEN, WRAAKKUT!
JAYCE -> BOMBZ AWAY! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU LAME AWAY, 3x
IS SCHEEPSRECHT! (NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE A LOUSY PHONECALL!) * PLEASE
DON'T CALL ME, I WON'T CALL YOU! * SEC4 -> BOMBZ AWAY! YO
COAT, ARDIE (KR_aak_'34) ASKED YOU TO KEEP axis ALIVE, SO WHY DID YA
OFFICIALLY PRONOUNCE THAT axis DIED? NOW ALL HIS PLANS ARE PAST! YOU
USED TO BE MY HOMIE AND NOW YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME... (JA
MENSHEID, WIJ ZIJN BOOS OP CJ!) bAcK tO jAyCe >>> Meanwhile
at the party in Riel there still was no movement on the part of the
ventilators, and (de grote boze) WOLFMAN was starting to show the primary
signs of dehydration and insomnia (HIGH-5!). Hoera, laten wij lol heb + ook
blij zijn (ja!) Jayce will try to pass the keyboard through to SEc4
interactively! Gotcha! The keyboard. Bad luck, SEc4. You missed it by a
couple of days. Instead of SEc4 it is Red Dwarf on the keys. Well, this
production has caused me some problems, but that's what coding is all about.
When your program keeps bugging it is a whole lot less fun being a coder,
but when (NOT IF) you solve the problem the reward is much greater. The only
thing that gives you a greater reward is a proper orgasm. Natuurlijk zonder,
want wij zijn stoer (ik dus ook). Let me try to give you an accurate
translation of our "Wij doen het zonder"-slogan: "BRRRUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHH + 1
= 5" Well, this must have broadend your mind quite a bit. Now I will pass
the keyboard interactively after my contribution of text writing and maybe,
maybe, SEc4 will have slightly more luck this time. Pindakaas in een
vaas met kaas zegt Klaas. Anaal, nachtegaal in het Kanaal (Ja, goedzo
SEc-ventje! Leef je maar uit nu het nog kan, want straks word je keihard
ingewijd door Timeless! (zegt I Killr)) Ziekelijke text met een flufje (?)
ka(M)neel. IJS-koud geserveerd door snollen en heren. Da main spray artist
of the PRETSLET-BLIJ TEKENEN-SECTION. SEc4 personal greetings:
Fairfax / P.M.C. (Yo homie, long time no see, will write ya soon! 1st
some graphics to finish!) * Tomcat / Complex (Keep up your nice style
of drawing...) * Flash / Frantic (How are you doing? Received my last
package?) * THD / DeWire (Are you going to continue your game-work
with @#$%&*!$?) * Facet / Anarchy (Send me some stuff from
EngeCountry...) * RHAH / Devils (I've heard that you also do some
graffiti, how about some trading?) * B(l)i(e)p / DeWire (Send me YOUR
address, and not mine like last time! Geintje!) * Red Devil / Dual
Crew (Why did ya leave Wizzcat? And why didn't you respond to my letters?)
* Head / Alcatraz (No comment.. ya'r cool!) * SubZero (Gfx
artist; I lost ya ardie, eh.. addy !) * Slash / Vision * Gadget
/ Cytax * Chrome / Silents Germany * Scoopex * Razor 1911
* Blo, Retep, Zully (Hully, Zijn...), Francis, Tomcat, MF / Mieraasjh
* All the immortal creatures in the mean group called FrEeStYlE. Ya
all are true players. Grrrreets to Magician Lord, Liberator, Claxon, And
Anabole->Steroid<-(e) * Procyon & Dalmak / Stellar (Was my logo
satisfying? Nice package by the way) * Ardie (KR'33333333333) / Sanity
(Hohojooo boyyyyeee!! SEc4 is now a member of JETSET! Old news, I guess.
Nice chat we had on Prime '92. Hope 2 get your Silents / Global Trash II
video soon. Onze JETSET-copieerneven wachten op werk. (Onbetaalde arbeid met
speciale clausules samengestelde arbeidsovereenkomst indien verstande
betrekking hebbend op enige personen al dan niet ingeschreven bij de
burgerlijke stand?!?) Jij snapt dit toch wel met jou ACU (I.q) regel even
met Cougar dat hij wat op stuurt, OK? We zijn tenslotte niet voor niets
zulke intieme vrienden. Ik heb laatst vernomen dat er weer een SM-avond
georganiseerd wordt in onze PRIVE club. Heb je toevallig zin om mee te gaan?
JETSET doet het zonder, want wij zijn STOER!! Mario (Timeloos) wordt gebokt
door een geit... Ook introducees zijn welkom, zolang ze meebetalen aan de
JETSET-jaaromzet. Bok zonder de klok, drink je melk op, want anders krijg je
geen drop!! Speciaal voor de Eigenzinnige Stoere Wereld Amateur Tekenaar
(ESWAT-SHADE..) Ik kom, ik kom, ik kom naar EINDHOVEN toe deze zomer, en ik
neem lekkere snoepjes mee. Dan kunnen we gezellig samen wat gaan tekenen. Ik
zal ondertussen een nieuw zwart-boek kopen zodat je die ook helemaal voor me
vol kunt TAGGEN. Ondertussen kun jij even wat kopieen maken. (don't 4get!)
Ik stuur jou ook wat leuks op. Nu is het bijna tijd om te stoppen, dus ik
maak nog snel even gebruik van de kostbare tijd: Jayce is de beste en ik
kan goed kletse. MAAAAZZZZZOOOOOOLLLLLL... SEc4 of JETSET 4 >>
GRAFFITI-TRADING << ALSO on PAPER !!!! Write 2: SEc4 / JETSET
LIJSTERLAAN 18 5104 PE DONGEN HOLLAND
No phonenumber coz of privacy... And at last a word from the ugly
and bad Wolfman from JETSET (former Royal Amiga Force-member). Ex-eX-ex-EX,
because I have left RAF and joined J E T S E T (because it rules all money
and planes - fuck KLM and Transavia) First I have to thank all JETSET
members 4 letting me join the JETSET-plane. Greetings fly in no order to all my
contacts. Personal greetings to MR.B England (send your address again:
I've lost it) * Kurt Brazil (Thanks for the T-shirt) * All
R A F - members (Do something in the future) * Special message to
Jetaza: 'Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Geef acht!' If you want to contact me, write
to the 'JETSET SPROOKJESBOS PO BOX' in Holland, which address is: PO
BOX 376 1600 AJ ENKHUIZEN THE NETHERLANDS EUROPE
EARTH SOLAR SYSTEM MILKY WAY MARS RAIDER
This noty was very short, but I'm not so tall (maar ik wip wel
lekker) and remember: 'Wij doen het zonder, want wij zijn stoer!' I'm
going to end this bullshit and (ga)go (jou)you (dag)bye (zeggen)say! Gratis
+ 4 free! Sld. Timeless 'SAE-Oren' gaat meer hallo zeg als iemand
anders dan ik. For those who didn't understand... that's a shame. If you
have to much ink laying around in combination with paper then send it in a
(dis)orderly fashion to: TIMELESS / JETSET TESTGROUND AMER 17
1703 LB HEERHUGOWAARD THE NETHERLANDS Only
articles weighing over 500 grams will be accepted. Now over to the more
important things in life, the 'Ik-Zeg-Hallo-Tegen-Iemand-Anders-List':
Rob (Samples heb heb heb heb heb, RegelNeef en HuisNatie-Meneer) *
Thomas (Idem heb heb heb 2de HuisMeneer) * Maddy (Dirk, ik zeg jou
hallo. Ik smacht naar een 36 delige brief over de praktijken van de
'Mensen-Die-Een-Antipathie-Hebben-Voor-Nederlanders-En-Waloonen' en meer)
* Gay Bevroren (Nee, ik hoef geen banaan) * De grote boze
WolfMeneer (Welcome homes. We finally got a bi-sexual member) * Facet
(Catch a plane and come over. Then we can run away from ugly people with
sticks again (pAaLmAn!) Oh yeah, did you know that people in EngeCountry
drive on the right?) * Jetaza (In de houding staat. Brengt groet aan
Jetset) After this little interlude I have this to say: 'Dag ik zeg
aan jou! ('Mag ik nu even vliegen!') I KILLR >>> Ik ga de
mensen dag praten: 'DAG!' So you're sexually frustrated, a
potential serial killer, a frigid mega-paalman-klan-member, someone who
keeps dead chickens in his fridge, something that likes MoLeeNex' exclusive
bamo including pieces of Timeless' cap, or worse... Here's your
chance: It's back! I Killr is searching for beings in rehabilitation,
who've just found out that they're actually female instead of male. Contact
me if you're forced by your mother to read my exclusive letters (or at least
pretend to) and are able to fill more than ONE full page with structured ink
molecules... Use the same address if you think there's a seat free for you
and your art, code, board, list etc. in the notorious JETSET-pretplane. (Ja!
Lekker blij vliegeren in de pretjet des levens! Hoi!) I KILLR /
JETSET HQ SPAARNE 32 1703 MT HEERHUGOWAARD
THE NETHERLANDS (use your Actie Respeel I, II or III
to read this address again) I Killr leeft! Aanbid hem!
+31(0)2207-18831 (weekends only) I Killr is going to try to give
his personal 'I say hello'-s to: Gonzo / Unreal Design (Uh.. I'm
empty; I wrote everything in my letter. You'll have it soon!) * Fade
One / Complex (Err.. I.. eh.. I didn't dare opening your last letter for
11 months, 'cause ehm.. Timeless told me there was an evil monster in it. I
had him listen to "Achtunddreizig-Hits-im-Techno-Megamix" for 3 hours as
punishment!) * Chester / Brainstorm (Also *sOrRy* to you for not
answering your note! I'll send you some original dutch insects for
comfort!) * Jnycomltly (How's life, wife, kid, pet, job, computer,
board, synth, Tennessee?) * Mad Shitbrain / Fusion (Jij weet het nog
niet, maar wij gaan weer traderen!) * Facet / Anarchy (Raapt die vent
die paal op, zegt 'ie: 'Hee yo bro, niet door me tuin walken else ik jou
doden.' Zeg ik zo, heel koel: 'Maar wij zijn van Jetset aan het zijn,
lul!' Gaat hij zegt: 'Ik ook wel!' Ik zo: 'Bok you, knuppelhout!' Hij:
'PAALPAALSTOKPAAL' Ik: 'Auw. Sorry mega-paalman! I Luvvr you. Zullen we
gratis palen?') * Kickface / 666 (A3000 turbo intercooler coming
soon! Drooldrool!) * MF + Retep + Tomcat / Mirage (Ik ook wel.)
* Falcon + Vortex / Scoopex (Rougherdamn = niet hoi! Wir gehen
megawreed huizen in MultiGroove!) * Gay Bevroren / Dewire (Nee, ik
hoef ook geen banaan.) TIME 4 THE OFFICIAL JETSET-HELLO-LIST: >>
GREETINGS TO ALL EXCEPT YOU << If you're still reading you must be
stoer enough to join J E T S E T. Actually we're still interested
in CODERS, GFX ARTISTS and BELOVED BOARDS. CURRENT JETSET BODYCOUNT
>> 7 << : I KILLR (LEADER, CODER, GFX, MAIL) * JAYCE
(MUSICIAN) * SEC4 (GRAPHICS) * RED DWARF (CODER) *
WOLFMAN (MAIL, ORGANIZER) * TIMELESS (OFFICIAL JETSET-NEW-MEMBER-
INITIATOR TYPE AUW! (10 INCHES), MUSICIAN) * WEIRDO (MUSICIAN)
*** J E T S E T - W I J D O E N H E T
Z O N D E R , W A N T W I J Z I J N S T O E R ! ***
I Killr:
'Wie gaat Wolfman eigenlijk inwijden?' Timeless: 'Err.. Ik
misschien, suggestie, hint hint? I Killr: 'Ik denk eerder dat
'ie JOU inwijd in z'n SM-kelder op zolder, met je pet er gratis bij!'
Timeless: 'Auw.' >>>