intuition presents a lame attempt for a demo !!!
we better rotate the picture for you
after 6 days and very little sleep or work we finally bring you this crap !?! but now cums the climax ??? no not that climax perhaps not as enjoyable but just as hard !!!
and then there is another one !?!
don't wet yourself its not that good ..... yet !!! so what can this demo do ??? well this for example !!!
now....vector graphics are so easy to do that we thought we'd bring you a new effect vector graphics in a mirror
wow not even .it. can do this !!! ha ha ha we even have a texture routine
3 seconds coding !!! now its time for some credits........ coding by neil
and zark
wow did you see that ??? well here it cums again !!!
by the way this music was composed by uppy and is called paperback edition for some strange reason you may have guessed by now ( or you soon will ) that all uppy's music is weird and have weird names to go with them !!! who cares they're great !!!! we're also forced to thank mats
before we go any further here are the addresses
neil 60 hillcrest, baldock, herts, sg7 6nf. uppy 8 harvey road, dunstable, beds,lu6 2al. both from england, unfortunately !!! or phone zark (sweden) +46 209861 between (18:00-23:00)
we have no time for lamers, so lame letters won't get a reply !!! greetings later you hope !!! this demo was written in sweden on 18/07/89 while i was on holiday at zark's place this is the first demo i've ever made on the amiga and its great for my knowledge of maths !!! zark: and this is my 4:th demo !!! celebrandil watch out !!! here we cum !!! prepare to be defeated in the art of mathematics !!! everyone at reading university watch out... i could be there if i get the grades !!! very unlikely !!!!!
hmm.. neil just fainted, and zark's helpin' him to get up ! quick! get him some swedish girls to give 'im mouth to mouth! by the way, this is bach tp -dai d'yun c/o zark writing! i just saw the 890718 preview of this demo, 'n it looks grrr...eat! u 0, i got down to zark's place 2 copy his 1st demo w/ my (!) music in it, but they put me in front of the computer to write a scrolltext. they're mad... well, well, well! it's a beatiful day here at zark residence, the boids (new yorkish birds) r singin' 'n everything's real niiiice... strange, everybody here can read this, except neil and he's english (i.e. : british!). ! beat dat! message comin' up! transmitter : bach tp - dai d'yun reciever: uppy of intuition.... go! yo, uppy! it really'd b a pleasure meetin' w/ u sometime! i don't mind ure music at all, it's gud!!! end of message... this is dai d'yun goin' home now....... bye!
right enough of that lame crap !! neil is back !! why can't these scandinavians write proper english !!! dai d'yun: 'cause we're to damn good at it! neil: lame you mean !!! d'yun: but i make better scrolltexts'n musics than u.... haha..... neil: right this is war !!!
my scrolltext is way better than your crap and i have uppy's music anyway !! how is your coding ????? !!!!! d'yun: fine, thanx! i made an interrupt music routine on the z80a a couple 'o years ago, while u were still in nursery school, and i got it perfected (debugged 2 u lamers out there!) in 30 (it's rainin'!) minutes!. 4 'da music matter, i'm a far better drummer, bassist, singer, keyboardist than u 'n uppy 2gether! so much 4 'da mutual admiration club, mutherfucker! (no offence 2 your muther, though!).... neil: bullshit !!!!! and we still produce better music than your lame shit !! zark pass me the bread knife i have some use for it !!! hay d'dun cum over here i have a present for you !!! d'yun: o yeh? is that it? ouch. that hurt. neil: oh shit what have i done what will zark say ??? he now has blood all over his bed !!! dai d'yun (dyin'): wow.... giv 'da man a cigar..... arrghh.... neil: right you lamers out there don't mess with me or else !!! lamers just pissssssss me offffffff !!!!!! i better finish off this scroll now before the police cum its been nice talking to you i wonder if they have amigas in jail ???? it could be a long time before my next demo !!!! if you are still reading we have put in yet another effect the mess on zark's bed gave me an idea press the right mouse button to see the state of zark's bed !!! greetings to: neil zark bach tp dai d'yun (died young !!!) uppy all other intuition members boerni celebrandil (watch out !!!) all neil's contacts all zark's contacts all uppy's contacts in fact all of intuition's contacts (except lamers) this is neil signing off d'yun: arrrrhhh !!! god are you still here !!! go on end this demo now !!! men va faaan! fattar ni snett? atariskallar! gurkornas transcendentala stillhet krossar new age of byterapers (thanx 2 grendel 4 his stupid looks!) now lamers attached to this amiga is a mouse use it !!!! cum on lamer !!!!