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                                  INSTRUCTIONS                         PAGE #001
 WELL  HERE ARE SOME QUICK INSTRUCTIONS   TIME. IF AFTER HOURS YOU  FINALLY  GET
 FOR THE  FRAUD MENU-SYSTEM, V.05..       SICK OF READING THE  MAGAZINE,  OR  IF
                                          HAVE READ EVERYTHING IN IT TWICE, THEN
 YOU MAY  TURN THE PAGES WITH YOUR LEFT   PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY TO  EXIT  BACK TO
 AND RIGHT  ARROW KEYS, AND  ALSO  YOUR   CLI. OK.. IF YOU ARE NOT CONTENT USING
 LEFT AND RIGHT  MOUSE BUTTONS.   TO GO   THE KEYS THAT I HAVE MENTIONED EARLIER
 TO   A  SPECIFIC  PAGE  NUMBER, SIMPLY   ON, THEN YOU CAN  USE  THE  LEFT/RIGHT
 ENTER THE 2 DIGITS  ON THE NUMERIC KEY   ALT   KEYS TO SCROLL THROUGH THE PAGES
 PAD. IF  YOU WANT  TO  GO  TO  A  PAGE   LEFT/RIGHT  AND  ALSO  THE  LEFT/RIGHT
 WHICH  EXCEEDS  THE  NUMBER  99,  THEN   AMIGA KEYS TO SCROLL THROUGH THE PAGES
 SIMPLY PRESS THE  'ENTER'  KEY  ON THE   TO SCROLL THROUGH 3 PAGES PER TIME!!! 
 NUMERIC  KEY PAD AND  THEN  ENTER  THE                                         
 2 DIGIT LAST PAGE  NUMBERS FOR 100+...                                         
 WELL YOU CAN ALSO  PRESS THE  HELP KEY                                         
 TO GET TO THE  CONTENTS PAGE, ALSO THE                                         
 'DEL' KEY WILL  BRING UP THIS PAGE....                                         
 UMM..  I  MUST ALSO SAY..  THAT IF YOU                                         
 ARE THE LAZY  TYPE,  YOU  MAY  CONTROL                                         
 THE   WHOLE    MAGAZINE   USING   YOUR                                         
 JOYSTICK IN  PORT 2.   THE FIRE BUTTON                                         
 ON YOUR JOYSTICK  BRINGS UP THE  MENU!                                         
 USE  JOYSTICK   RIGHT/LEFT  TO  SCROLL                                         
 THROUGH THE  PAGES,   AND THE JOYSTICK                                         
 UP/DOWN  TO JUMP  3 PAGES UP/DOWN AT A                                         
                                FIRST WORDS                            PAGE #002
 HELLO ALL AND WELCOME TO THE 5TH ISSUE   THE LAST MONTH  OR SO  ABOUT  THE  MAG
 OF  YOUR  FAVORITE  MAGAZINE  ON  DISK   AND WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT  WE  ARE
 CALLED FRAUD!!   WELL  THIS  ISSUE WAS   OPEN TO A LITTLE CRITISM,   WRITE  AND
 DELAYED A COUPLE OF WEEKS DUE TO  MANY   TELL US WHAT YOU HONESTLY THINK  ABOUT
 HAPPENINGS...   BUT HERE IT IS ALL  OF   THE MAGAZINE!!!  ANYWAY I'LL  LET  OUR
 THE 98 PAGES IN THIS ISSUE, THERE WILL   NEW MEMBER TYPE SOME STUFF.           
 BE MANY MORE IN THE NEXT ISSUED  ALONG        YO!!!!! ULYSSES HERE, THE  NEWEST
 WITH A TOTALLY DIFFERENT FRAUD ROUTINE   MEMBER OF  INFINITY. I  WILL  BE DOING
 WELL FROM LOOKING IN THE LATEST  EURO-   EDITING OF THIS COOL DISKMAG, GFX, AND
 CHART IT SEEMS THAT THE FRAUD MAGAZINE   SWAPPING.  ANYWAY, I  HAVEN'T  WRITTEN
 HAS REACHED  POSITION  #13,  WELL THAT   ANY ARTICLES FOR THIS ISSUE  OF FRAUD,
 AIN'T TO BAD, BUT I THINK THAT WE  CAN   BUT  YOU CAN  LOOK  FORWARD TO  SEEING
 STILL DO BETTER, SO VOTE FOR US IN THE   SOME WRITTEN  BY  ME  IN  THE FUTURE..
 NEXT ISSUE,  UM.. TODAY WE IN INFINITY   THAT'S JUST ABOUT ALL I'VE  GOT TO SAY
 GOT A NEW MEMBER, HIS NAME IS  ULYSSES   AT  THE  MOMENT, SO READ AND ENJOY!!!!
 AND  HE  IS  A  GRAPHICS   ARTIST  AND   WELL METALIC BACK,      NOW ENJOY THIS
 SWAPPER,  CHECK OUT  THE LOGO  AT  THE   MAGAZINE AND PLEASE TELL US  WHAT  YOU
 BEGINING  OF  THE  MAG,  HE  DREW  IT!   THINK ABOUT IT..                      
 HE WILL ALSO  BE DOING  ALOT  OF  WORK                                         
 ON THE DISK-MAG..  UM WE STILL  NEED A                                         
 FEW MORE MEMBERS,  PREFERABLY  CODERS,                                         
 BUT OTHERS ARE ALSO  WELCOME  IF  THEY                                         
 CAN PROVE THERE ELITENESS..                                                    
 UM. WE HAVE RECEIVED MANY LETTERS OVER                                         
                                 CONTENTS PAGE                         PAGE #003
 EDITORIAL INFORMATION      78. Pattern Sampling/ST.    69. DiskMag Corner      
 ---------------------                                  12. When Will Mags End  
 01. Introduction               ALCOHOL + DRUGS                                 
 02. First Words                ---------------            MISCELLANEOUS        
 03. Contents               04. Greatest Alcohol Drinks    -------------        
 61. Letters To The Editor  11. New Hangover Cures      14. Sports In Oz.       
 68. How To Be An Editor    52. A Cool Scene Boozer     15. Pc, The Next Machine
                            58. The Worst Hanggover     59. How Coders Get Ideas
      INTERVIEWS                                        66. Id Cards For 18+    
      ----------                   LAMENESS             77. Fuck Viruses        
 57. About Interviews              --------             87. Animals             
 08. Frantic                10. Kill A Lamer            91. Fuck Definitions    
 16. Tristar/Red Sector     51. A Lame Letter           92. Types Of Pisses     
 55. Panic                  67. Lame Lord Faul          94. Jokes               
 82. Microchip/PNS                                      96. Greetings           
                                  SCENE INFO.           97. Last Words + Status 
       REVIEWS                    -----------                                   
       -------              20. News And Rumours     FRAUD #5 WAS RELESED ON THE
 46. Movie Reviews          38. Advertisment         12th OF SEPTEMBER 1991.....
 71. Demo Reviews           19. Demise Of Mystix                                
                            53. Oz Scene History               FRAUD            
        MUSIC               73. Recent Oz Demos             PO.BOX 696          
        -----               64. World Charts                KENMORE 4069        
 05. Greatest Metal Albums  75. Oz Charts                   AUSTRALIA           
                        THE GREATEST ALCOHOLIC DRINKS                  PAGE #004
 RED WINES:                                   WHITE WINES:                      
             1.CH.HAUT BRION                             1. CHASSAGNE-MONTRACHET
             2.CLOS SAINT DENIS                          2. MEURSAULT           
             3.CH.LAFITE ROTHSCHILD                      3. CH.CLIMENS          
                                                                                
                                                                                
 CHAMPAGNE:                                   VODKA:                            
            1.DOM PERIGNON                               1. SMIRNOFF            
            2.VEUVE CLICQUOT                             2. FINLANDIA           
            3.LANSIN BLACK LABEL                         3. KOSKENKORVA         
                                                                                
                                                                                
 WHISKY:                                                                        
           1.JOHNNIE WLAKER BLACK LABEL      SHERRY:    1. BRISTOL CREAM        
           2.JACK DANIEL'S TENNESSEE                    2. DRY SACK             
           3.GLENFIDDICH                                3. CANAST CREAM         
                                                                                
                                                                                
 COGNAC:                                      GIN:                              
           1.REMY MARTIN V.S.O.P                        1. GORDON'S DRY         
           2.MARTELL                                    2. GILBEY'S LONDON DRY  
           3.RENAULT CARTE NOIRE                        3. TANGUERAY            
                                                                                
   THIS ARTICLE WAS DOME BY JIM (INFINITY), MATTE (UNION) AND THE MALBORO MAN!  
               THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL ALBUMS EVER RELEASED           PAGE #005
   1.GUNS N'ROSES - APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION                                    
     GROUP MEMBERS:SLASH(GUITAR),W.AXL.ROSE(VOCAL),IZZY STRADLIN(GUITAR),       
     DUFF MCKAGAN(BASS) AND STEVEN ADLER(DRUMS).                                
     THE ALBUMS CONTAIN SONGS LIKE:PARADISE CITY,SWEET CHILD O'MINE,            
     WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE AND NIGHTRAIN.                                       
     PRODUCER:MIKE CLINK                                                        
     RECORD COMPANY:GEFFEN                                                      
     RELEASE YEAR:1987                                                          
                                                                                
   2.MOTLEY CRUE - DR.FEELGOOD                                                  
     GROUP MEMBERS:NIKKI SIXX(BASS),TOMMY LEE(DRUMS),VINCE NEIL(VOCAL) AND      
     MIKE MARS(GUITAR).                                                         
     THE ALBUM CONTAINS SONGS LIKE:DR.FEELGOOD,KICKSTART MY HEART,WITHOUT YOU   
     AND DON'T GO AWAY MAD.                                                     
     PRODUCER:BOB ROCK                                                          
     RECORD COMPANY:ELEKTRA                                                     
     RELEASE YEAR:1989                                                          
                                                                                
   3.POISON - OPEN UP AND SAY AHH!                                              
     GROUP MEMBERS:BRET MICHAELS(VOCAL),BOBBY DALL(BASS),C.C DEVILLE(GUITAR)    
     AND RIKKI ROCKETT(DRUMS).                                                  
     THE ALBUM CONTAINS SONGS LIKE:EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN,FALLEN ANGEL,      
     YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE AND NOTHING BUT A GOOD TIME.                         
     PRODUCER:TOM WERMAN                                                        
              THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL ALBUMS EVER RELEASED (2)        PAGE #006
     RECORD COMPANY:CAPITAL/ENIGMA                                              
     RELEASE YEAR:1988                                                          
                                                                                
   4.SKID ROW - SLAVES TO THE GRIND                                             
     GROUP MEMBERS:SEBASTIAN BACH(VOCAL),DAVE'THE SNAKE'SABO(GUITAR),SCOTTI HILL
     (GUITAR),RACHEL BOLAN(BASS) AND ROB AFFUSO(DRUMS).                         
     THE ALBUM CONTAINS SONGS LIKE:SLAVES TO THE GRIND,WASTED TIME,THE THREAT,  
     MONKEY BUSINESS AND IN A DARKNED ROOM.                                     
     PRODUCER:MICHAEL WAGENER                                                   
     RECORD COMPANY:ATLANTIC                                                    
     RELEASE YEAR:1991                                                          
                                                                                
   5.AC/DC - IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU'VE GOT IT                                    
     GROUP MEMBERS:ANGUS YOUNG(GUITAR),BON SCOTT(VOCAL),MALCOM YOUNG(GUITAR),   
     PHIL RUDD(DRUMS) AND CLIFF WILLIAMS(BASS).                                 
     THE ALBUM CONTAINS SONGS LIKE:WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE,THE JACK,HIGH VOLTAGE,     
     LET THERE BE ROCK AND HELL AIN'T A BAD PLACE TO BE.                        
     PRODUCER:VANDA AND YOUNG                                                   
     RECORD COMPANY:ATLANTIC                                                    
     RELEASE YEAR:1978                                                          
                                                                                
   6.AEROSMITH - PUMP                                                           
     GROUP MEMBERS:JOE PERRY(GUITAR),STEVEN TYLOR(VOCAL),TOM HAMILTON(GUITAR),  
     JOEY KRAMER(DRUMS) AND BRAD WHITFORD(BASS).                                
             THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL ALBUMS EVER RELEASED (3)         PAGE #007
     THE ALBUM CONTAINS SONGS LIKE:JANIE'S GOT A GUN,LOVE IN THE ELEVATOR,      
     F.I.N.E AND THE OTHER SIDE                                                 
     PRODUCER:BRUCE FAIRBAIRN                                                   
     RECORD COMPANY:GEFFEN                                                      
     RELEASE YEAR:1989                                                          
                                                                                
   OTHER GOOD HEAVY METAL ALBUMS:                                               
                            SKID ROW - SKID ROW                                 
                            GN'R - LIES                                         
                            MOTLEY CRUE - GIRLS,GIRLS,GIRLS                     
                            METALLICA - KILL'EM ALL                             
                            POISON - FLESH 'N' BLOOD                            
                            CONTRABAND - CONTRABAND                             
                            SLAUGHTER - STICK IT TO YA                          
                                                                                
   SOME BOOTLEEGS TO LOOK OUT FOR:                                              
                            MOTLEY CRUE - HATE INTO FIRE                        
                            L.A GUNS - HIGH VOLTAGE                             
                            POISON - LET IT PLAY                                
                            SKID ROW - HIGH VOLTAGE                             
                            AEROSMITH - MASTERS OF ROCK                         
                            GN'R - 3 RD GIG                                     
                                                                                
   THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY JIM/INFINITY           KEEP ROCKING              
                             INTERVIEW WITH FRANTIC! (1)               PAGE #008
 WELL AS YOU ALL MAY  KNOW THERE  ARE 3   - NOOO!  THEY'RE  NOT  MEMBERS  OF US!
 TOTALLY   DIFFERENT   GROUP'S  RUNNING   THEY'RE ONLY LAMERS,  WHICH  LIVES  IN
 UNDER THE FRANTIC NAME,  AN AUSTRALIAN   GOOD REPUTATION OF OURS, REAL  FRANTIC
 ONE AND A GERMAN ONE,  AND  THERE  ARE   IS IN FINLAND! REMEMBER THAT,SO CALLED
 ALSO THE REAL FRANTIC,    THE  FINNISH   FRANTIC GERMANY.                      
 PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE  FOUNDERS AND THE                                         
 ONLY FRANTIC!!  OK, WE  CAUGHT UP WITH   FRD: WHAT IS THE AIM FOR YOUR GROUP?  
 HYDRO/FRANTIC IN AN  INTERVIEW!!                                               
                                          - WE   CONTINUE    MAKING HIGH-QUALITY
 FRD: HELLO FRANTIC,  SO HOW  ABOUT  AN   PRODUCTS...                           
 INTERVIEW FOR  THE FRAUD DISK-MAGAZINE                                         
                                          FRD: TELL US YOUR HISTORY IN FRANTIC??
 - YEP, THAT'S  OK!                                                             
                                          - I JOINED FRANTIC ABOUT 5 MONTHS  AGO
 FRD: SO TELL  US YOUR AGE,  HANDLE AND   AS   A   GRAPHICIAN   AND  SWAPPER. AT
 POSITION IN  FRANTIC?                    NOWADAYS I'M ONLY A SWAPPER.          
                                                                                
 - I'M HYDRO OF  FRANTIC AND  I'M  SOON   FRD: WHEN WAS FRANTIC FORMED?         
 16  YEARS  OLD.   I'M  MAINSWAPPER  IN                                         
 FRANTIC WITH  ABOUT 50 CONTACTS.         - I'M NOT SURE.. BUT I THINK IT WAS IN
                                          THE YEAR OF 1990.                     
 FRD: TELL  US A BIT ABOUT YOUR  GERMAN                                         
 DIVISION  (ARE THEY MEMBERS??)           FRD: HOW LONG HAVE YA HAD  YOUR  AMIGA
                                         AND WHAT COMPUTER DID YOU OWN BEFORE IT
                             INTERVIEW WITH FRANTIC! (2)               PAGE #009
 - I'VE HAD  MY  AMIGA SINCE  CHRISTMAS   MENTAL HANGOVER BY SCOOPEX, TUFF ENUFF
 1989, BEFORE THAT I SWAP ON 64  WITH A   BY CRUSADERS, GLOBAL TRASH BY SILENTS,
 FEW CONTACTS.                            BUDBRAIN MEGA DEMO AND MANY OTHERS.   
                                                                                
 FRD: TELL US A BIT ABOUT THE   FINNISH   FRD: WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON DISK-MAGS?
 SCENE?                                                                         
                                          - I THINK THERE'S TOO FEW GOOD MAGS.  
 - REALLY MANY DUDES HERE   IN  FINLAND                                         
 ARE BUYING HIMSELF A  MODEM, SO HERE'S   FRD: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE 1) DEMO, 2)
 NOT SO MUCH FRIENDSHIP  ANYMORE.         DEMO-GROUP,  3) CRACKER GROUP, 4) MEGA
                                          DEMO, 5) GAME, 6) MUSCIAN?            
 FRD: DO USE HAVE  ANY BOARDS?                                                  
                                          - 1) ENIGMA, 2)  PHENOMENA, 3) QUARTEX
 - YES, ATLEAST 1  HERE IN FINLAND!       4) BUDBRAIN  MEGADEMO,  5) POWERMONGER
                                          HYBRIS AND SIN CITY...                
 FRD: NAME SOME  NICE  DEMOS  THAT  YOU                                         
 HAVE SEEN?                               FRD: LAST OF ALL IS THERE ANYTHING YOU
                                          WOULD LIKE TO SAY?                    
 HERE'S SOME OF  MY FAVORITES... ENIGMA                                         
 BY PHENOMENA,   VEKTOR EXTERMINATOR BY   - YES, IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME LOOK IN
 SHINING,  HUNT   FOR  7TH  OCTOBER  BY   THE  ADS SECTION AND WATCH OUT FOR OUR
 CRYPTOBURNERS,  VECTOR PREVIEW DEMO BY   SOON COMMING  PRODUCTIONS!   THANX FOR
 COMPLEX,    UNERVERSAL   INTENSITY  BY   THIS INTERVIEW, METALIC!              
 COMPLEX,     ANIMOTION   BY  PHENOMENA      interviewed by metalic/infinity!   
                              HOW TO KILL A LAMER                      PAGE #010
 LAMERS  REALLY PISS ME OFF, SO HERE IS   THE LAMERS  HEADS  IN  HIS  DISK-DRIVE
 SOME EXTERMINATION TIPS ON GETTING RID   WILL BE FUCKED UP (HEHEHEHEHEHE)!!    
 OF THEM,  1ST YOU WILL NEED A  .22 GUN   BUT BETTER STILL DRINK HALF  A  BOTTLE
 OR AS A MATTER OF FACT ANY GUN WILL DO   OF VODKA AND THEN GO  TO  THE  LAMERS 
 A COMMON WAY  OF  KILLING   LAMERS  IS   PLACE AND BELT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND
 GETING A COPY OF DEFENDER OF THE CROWN   ALL  PEOPLE  IN   THE  HOUSE  AT  THAT
 AND THROWING  IT  ON  THE  GROUND NEAR   SPECIFIC TIME!!                       
 SOME  LAMES AND WHEN  ALL THE   LAMERS                                         
 RUN FOR THE COPY THEN LET LOOSE WITH A   ANYWAY  I  HOPE THIS ARTICLE HAS GIVEN
 MACHINE GUN KILLING ALL!     THE  GOOD   YOU SOME SELF CONFEDENCE ON  KILLING A
 DARE TRICK IS EFFECTIVE FOR  KILLING A   LAMER..                               
 LOOSER, WITH  THIS ONE YOU SIMPLY  GET                                         
 SOME GUN-POWERS,  AND  EXPLOSIVES  AND        ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY!     
 COPY THEM SOMETHING NEW, THEN YOU OPEN                                         
 THE DISK UP AND PUT SOME GUN-POWER  IN                                         
 IT, OR YOU MAY PUT SOME MATCH LEDS....                                         
 THEN THE  LAMER WILL RUN HOME TO  LOAD                                         
 UP THE WARE, AND WHEN HE DOES... HEHE.                                         
 HIS MACHINE  WILL  FUCK  UP,  PROBABLY                                         
 BLOW UP,   ANOTHER COOL TRICK  IS  THE                                         
 GOOD OLD SAND PAPER  TRICK,  WHERE YOU                                         
 OPEN THE DISK UP AND TAKE THE FILE OUT                                         
 AND YOU  THEN  REPLACE  IT  WITH  SAND                                         
 PAPER,  AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW IS                                         
                               NEW HANGOVER CURES                      PAGE #011
 WELL IT SEEMS THAT IN THE  LAST  ISSUE   SO EAT SOMETHING THAT IS LITE ON  YOUR
 I (METALIC/INFINITY)  FORGOT  TO  TELL   STOMACH,  SUCH  AS  TOAST,  ETC..  BUT
 YOU ABOUT   SOME  NEW  HANGOVER CURES,   YOU MUST EAT  SOMETHING  OR  YOU  WILL
 WELL  I'LL TELL  YOU  SOME INTERESTING   JUST FEEL VERY  ILL,  AND  THE  LONGER
 ONES THAT WILL BE MOST HELPFUL!!         YOU DON'T EAT, THE MORE ILL  YOU  WILL
                                          BECOME..  (I PERSONALLY EAT A  FUCKING
 - IF YOU WAKE UP VERY  SICK  THE  NEXT   LOT BEFORE I GO OUT ON A BOOZE  TRIP!!
 MORNING THEN HAVE A COLD SHOWER, OR GO   OR DOWN THE PUB!!!)                   
 FOR A SWIM IN A POOL.. THIS  WILL  SET                                         
 THE METABOLISM IN YOUR  BODY  BACK  TO   - SOME MILK IS USUALLY GOOD ABOUT  1/2
 NORMAL.. IT WORKS FOR ME, SO IT SHOULD   HOUR BEFORE YOU DRINK..               
 WORK FOR YOU.                                                                  
                                          - IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING  BEER  ALL
 - COFFEE IS USUALLY VERY GOOD WHEN YOU   NIGHT A CHANGE IS OK, I MEAN THAT IT'S
 ARE FEELING VERY  SICK  DUE  TO  HEAVY   PERFECTLY OK TO START DRINKING SPIRITS
 BOOZING..  THE CAFFINE IN IT IS GOOD!!   BUT WHEN YOU CHANGE, DON'T CHANGE BACK
                                          OR YOU WILL MOST PROBABLY BE SICK!!!  
 - WELL I SUPPOSE THAT IF COFFEE ISGOOD                                         
 THEN COCA COLA SHOULD ALSO BE  ALRIGHT   ANYWAY,  MORE BOOZING HELP NEXT ISSUE!
 FOR YOUR BODY..                                                                
                                          ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY!          
 - OF'COZ IF YOU HAVE  A  HANGOVER  YOU                                         
 WILL NOT FEEL LIKE  EATING,  COZ  MOST                                         
 THINGS THAT YOU EAT WILL BE THROWN UP,                                         
                        WHEN WILL DISK-MAGAZINE'S STOP? (1)            PAGE #012
 WELL I OFTEN SAY TO MYSELF,  WHEN  ARE   THERE ARE MORE THAN A  COUPLE  ON  THE
 THE  MAG'S  GOING  TO  STOP,  AS EVERY   SCENE..  AT PRESENT MOST  OF  THE  NEW
 WEEK SOME LITTLE LAME GROUP DECIDES TO   COMMON MAGAZINE'S SEEM TO  CONCENTRATE
 PRODUCE A MAGAZINE, JUST TO GET FAMOUS   ON INTERVIEWS,   DUE  TO THE FACT THAT
 BUT WHY  THE  FUCK  DO  THEY  DO  IT??   THEY CAN'T  GET  A  DECENT  AMOUNT  OF
 INSTEAD   OF  PRODUCING  A  MAG,  THEY   ARTICLES THAT ARE  USABLE!!!  ANYWAY I
 SHOULD   CONSIDER    JOINING   ANOTHER   AM GETTING SICK OFF ALL OF  THESE  NEW
 DISK-MAGAZINE, OR  SOMETHING  ON  THAT   MAGAZINES, AS 1 IN  EVERY  2  OF  THEM
 BOUNDS.                                  WILL NOT LAST 4 ISSUES, I  THINK  THAT
 ANYWAY, LOOKING AROUND ON THE SCENE AT   PEOPLE MUST CONSIDER BEFORE THEY DO  A
 PRESENT THERE ARE  ABOUT  20 MAGAZINES   MAGAZINE ALOT OF THINGS,  SUCH  AS CAN
 ALL UP, SOME OF THE  WELL  KNOWN  ONES   THEY GET  ENOUGH  ARTICLES,  CAN  THEY
 ARE OF COURSE..   DIGITAL  INFORMATION   SPREAD IT  TO  EVERY  COUNTRY  IN  THE
 SERVICE FOR  COMPUTER  FREAKS  (DISC),   WITH IN ONE WEEK??  I THINK  THAT  THE
 ZINE,    FRAUD,    HACK-MAG,   I.C.E.,   SPREADING OF THE MAGAZINE IS  JUST  AS
 CRACKERS  JOURNAL,  ROYAL  INFORMATION   IMPORTANT AS ANYTHING ELSE  ABOUT  IT,
 FREEDOM CRACK (STILL ALIVE??) ETC...     BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT  WAN'T  TO  READ
 IN MY OPINION THEY ARE THE MAIN 8 MAGS   NEWS THAT IS OLD, OR  INTERVIEWS  THAT
 I MAY HAVE MISSED A GOOD MAG,  BUT I'M   ARE  OLD,  AND  THE  PERSON  THAT  WAS
 NOT SURE, AS THEY'RE THE MAIN 8 THAT I   INTERVIEWED IS PROBABLY IN A DIFFERENT
 HAVE SEEN!!!   ANYWAY A LOT OF  PEOPLE   GROUP BY  THE  TIME  THE  MAJORITY  OF
 ARE ALSO STARTING TO MAKE  A  SWAPPERS   PEOPLE READ IT.  YOU  MAY  ALSO  THINK
 MAGAZINE, I HAVE ALREADY SEEN A COUPLE   THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH  ARTICLES  FOR  A
 OF SWAPPERS  MAGS,  BUT  I  KNOW  THAT   COUPLE OF ISSUES,   BUT  DO  YOU  HAVE
                        WHEN WILL DISK-MAGAZINE'S STOP? (2)            PAGE #013
 ENOUGH ARTICLES FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE   THE   SCENE!!!   ANYWAY  HAVE A  THINK
 OF ISSUES, AS YOU CAN'T COUNT ON OTHER   ABOUT IT!                             
 PEOPLE JUST SENDING IN  ARTICLES,   AS                                         
 MOST PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY  SEND  THERE      article by metalic of infinity!    
 ARTICLES TO A MORE WELL KNOWN MAGAZINE                                         
 ANOTHER THING  YOU  MUST  CONSIDER, IS                                         
 HAVE  YOU  GOT  A  USER  FRIENDLY MENU                                         
 SYSTEM??    AND THE FREQUENCY  OF  THE                                         
 RELESE..                                                                       
 SO  STOP  MAKING  DISK-MAGAZINES,  AND                                         
 INSTEAD  CONTRIBUTE  TO  ANOTHER  DISK                                         
 MAGAZINE..     UM..  WELL  TECHNICALLY                                         
 SPEAKING, IF THERE ARE 20 OR MORE DISK                                         
 MAGAZINE'S RELEASED ON  A BASIS  OF  7                                         
 WEEKS, THAT MEANS THAT  WE  SHOULD  BE                                         
 READING 2 0R 3 PER WEEK!! WHICH IS FAR                                         
 TO MUCH TO READ,  BECAUSE  IN  A  GOOD                                         
 DISK-MAGAZINE YOU SHOULD  BE  ABLE  TO                                         
 READ IT FOR UP TO  8  HOURS  TIME,  SO                                         
 SPENDING  UP  TO  24  HOURS  PER  WEEK                                         
 READING A MAGAZINE ON DISK  IS  ASKING                                         
 TOO MUCH!!!!!  COULD  YOU  IMAGINE  IF                                         
 EVERY GROUP  STARTED  TO  MAKE  A DISK                                         
 MAGAZINE,  THAT  WOULD  TOTALLY  WREAK                                         
                              SPORT IN AUSTRALIA                       PAGE #014
 Well,  I think that I'll tell all  you   of  the  indoor  sports  as  they will
 European   and   other   international   probably be the same as  the  ones  in
 people about Australian sports, i know   other countries..   well  my  favorite
 that sport doesn't evolve  around  the   sport all up is beer drinking!! (HEHE)
 computer scene, but anyway some of you   which is what I am going to  do  now..
 non-Australian people out  there  will   so i will have to end this article!!!!
 probably find it interesting!!                                                 
 Well I'll start it now,  in  Australia       ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY       
 there are 4 main winter outdoor sports                                         
 which  are  soccer,  Australian  rules                                         
 football,   rugby  leauge,  and  rugby                                         
 union!!  well  they  are  the  main  4                                         
 outdoor winter sports anyway!                                                  
 Now for some outdoor summer sports....                                         
 Cricket is by-far the most popular one                                         
 followed by swimming and tennis,  then                                         
 also there is athletics, and  baseball                                         
 now let's take a look at some  popular                                         
 indoor sports..    note..  the  indoor                                         
 sports are yearly,   both  winter  and                                         
 summer ones.  Indoor cricket  is  very                                         
 popular, along with squash,  also alot                                         
 of people work out in the gym..  um...                                         
 I don't think that I will mention  all                                         
                               A PC, THE NEXT MACHINE?                 PAGE #015
 WELL IN  RECENT  MONTHS  I  HAVE  BEEN   IT, I WILL ALSO MOVE  ON  TO  IT,  BUT
 TRYING TO FIGURE  OUT  WHAT  THE  NEXT   I WILL ALSO STAY ON THE AMIGA AS WELL.
 SCENE MACHINE WILL BE, AND WELL I WILL   UMM..  IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE OUT  THERE
 GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT,  I THINK IT   ARE ON  THE  PC,  AND  ARE  PREFERABLY
 WILL BE  THE 'PC'.   AS  THERE  IS  NO   PROGRAMMING, THEN PLEASE WRITE  IN  TO
 COMMODORE   MACHINE   IN   PROCESS  AT   ME (METALIC/INFINITY)  MY  ADDRESS  IS
 PRESENT, APART  FROM  UPDATES  TO  THE   ALL OVER THIS DISK-MAGAZINE!!!        
 COMMODORE AMIGA, AND THE PC WOULD HAVE                                         
 MORE CPU POWER THAN THE AMIGA, ALREADY        ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY      
 SOME GROUPS HAVE MOVED OVER TO THE PC.                                         
 SOME WELL KNOWN AMIGA GROUPS ON THE PC                                         
 ARE: SKID  ROW,  SLIPSTREAM  ETC.. THE                                         
 REASON THAT I  THINK THE  NEXT MACHINE                                         
 WILL  BE  THE  PC  IS THAT LATELY I'VE                                         
 BEEN READING ALOT  OF  DEMO  SCROLLERS                                         
 AND A FEW SEEM TO SAY,  CONTACT US FOR                                         
 THE LATEST AMIGA +  PC.   ANYWAY THINK                                         
 BEFORE THE NEXT ISSUE I WILL  DO  SOME                                         
 RESEARCH ON THIS, AND I WILL GIVE  YOU                                         
 ALL A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT THE PC,                                         
 PRICES, GRAPHICS  RESOLUTIONS, CODING,                                         
 ETC.   UM.. HO KNOWS, FRAUD MAY END UP                                         
 BEING RELEASED ON BOTH AMIGA  AND  THE                                         
 PC!!  AS IF A LOT OF  PEOPLE MOVE ONTO                                         
                INTERVIEW WITH TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC. (1)         PAGE #016
 FRD: HELLO SOREHEAD OF TRSI, HOW ABOUT   OF FRAUD??                            
 AN INTERVIEW  FOR  THE  FRAUD DISK-MAG                                         
 OK.. LET'S START.. TELL  US  YOUR  AGE   TRSI: HMM... I  THINK  IT  WAS  OK....
 AND POSITION IN TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR   MAYBE YOU SHOULD IMPROVE THE  GFX  AND
                                          MAYBE IMPROVE THE CODING A BIT!  BUT I
 TRSI: OK. MY FUNCTION IN TRSI IS MODEM   ENJOYED IT!!                          
 TRADING AND MAIL TRADING AND MY AGE IS                                         
 17.                                      FRD: IS PHREAKING IMPORTANT FOR YOU?  
                                                                                
 FRD: HOW LONG HAVE YOU  BEEN A  MEMBER   TRSI: NO PHREAKING - NO FUN!          
 OF TRSI?                                                                       
                                          FRD: DO YOU HAVE A MODEM?             
 TRSI: ABOUT 3 MONTHS.                                                          
                                          TRSI: YEPP!                           
 FRD: ARE THERE ANY OTHER TRSI  MEMBERS                                         
 IN SWEDEN??                              FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS
                                          IN THE SCENE?                         
 TRSI: NOPE, I'M THE ONE AND  ONLY! BUT                                         
 I  SURLEY   WOULD   LIKE  TO  START  A   TRSI: HMM... DON'T WANNA FAVOR SOME OF
 DIVISION HERE, CONSISTING OF SOME GOOD   MY CONTACTS, ALL OF EM ARE GOOD! A BIG
 CODERS,   GRAPHICIANS  AND  MUSCIANS!!   HI TO MY BROTHER (MERCY), THOUGH, HE'S
 CONTACT ME IF YOU DARE..                 IN PIRATES!                           
                                                                                
 FRD: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF  ISSUE  #04   FRD: TELL US YOUR HISTORY ON COMPUTERS
                INTERVIEW WITH TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC. (2)         PAGE #017
 TRSI: MY 1ST COMPUTER WAS NOT  A  C64,   IS ONE WORD WHICH THE SWEDISH SCENE IS
 IT  WAS  IN FACT EVEN  MORE  LAME,  AN   DOMINATED BY : TO BE COOL!!!   TOO BAD
 ATARI XE VIDEO  GAME,   AFTER  THAT  I   I THINK...                            
 BOUGHT MY AMIGA!!                                                              
                                          FRD: WHAT DISK-MAGAZINES DO YOU READ??
 FRD: HOW MANY CONTACTS  DO  YOU  HAVE?                                         
                                          TRSI: I READ HACK-MAG, (THE BEST)  AND
 TRSI: HMM... TODAY I JUST GOT 4 NEW...   OF'COURSE FRAUD!  (OH, DOES FRAUD MEAN
 SO NOW I HAVE ABOUT 90 (PROBABLY A LOT   SOMETHING OR IS  IT  JUST  A NAME????)
 MORE WHEN YOU'RE READING THIS...)                                              
                                          FRD: WHAT DO YOU LIKE???              
 FRD: WHAT  ARE  SOME  OF  YOUR  FUTURE                                         
 PRODUCTIONS?                             TRSI: HMM... I LIKE LISTENING TO AC/DC
                                          AND TO  PLAY  RPG-GAMES!   (LIKE CHAOS
 TRSI: MMM...   WE'RE ALSO WORKING ON A   STRIKES BACK!   ALL  CSB  FANS  PLEASE
 DISK-MAGAZINE,WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON   CONTACT ME!!)                         
 AS POSSIBLE..AND OF COURSE A LOT MORE.                                         
 MSG-BOX, DEMOS, MUSIC DISKS...ETC.....   FRD: WHAT DO YOU HATE?                
                                                                                
 FRD: TELL US A  BIT ABOUT THE  SWEDISH   TRSI: NAGGING,  PEOPLES WHO WRITE WITH
 SCENE??                                  INK ON MY DISKS, FUCK THEM!!   PEOPLES
                                          WHO DON'T USE RATTLECOPY.. BLABLABLAB.
 TRSI: EH- YOU'RE  CRAZY?    ALL  ELITE                                         
 GROUPS ARE HERE.... OH, YEAH.... THERE   FRD: DO YOU HAVE A GIRL-FRIEND,  IF SO
                INTERVIEW WITH TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC. (3)         PAGE #018
 DESCRIBE HER (AGE, HAIR COLOUR, EYES)?   IS INVOLVES IN THE PC SCENE...        
                                                                                
 TRSI: NO!                                FRD: WHAT BEER DO YOU DRINK?          
                                                                                
 FRD: DO YOU VISIT MANY PARTIES,  IF SO   TRSI: I DON'T DRINK BEER...           
 WHAT ARE THE BEST ONES THAT  YOU  HAVE                                         
 ATTENDED?                                FRD: LAST OF ALL IS THERE ANYTHING YOU
                                          WANNA SAY?                            
 TRSI: I HAVE  ONLY  VISITED  ONE!  THE                                         
 E.C.E.S. IT WAS NOT ONE  OF  THE  BEST   TRSI: HMM...  HI TO ALL  MY  CONTACTS!
 PARTIES EVER... BUT I  HAD  SOME  GOOD   IF SOMEONE IS  INTERESTED IN  SWAPPING
 EXPERIENCES...                           WITH ME ,   LOOK IN THE ADDS SECTION!!
                                          EVERYONE IS WELCOME! AND DON'T FORGET:
 FRD: COMPARE THE 64 TO THE AMIGA?        ALWAYS QUALITY INFRONT  OF  QUANTITY!!
                                          (LIKE BACK TO THE ROOTS...)  CALL THIS
 TRSI: HAHA... WHY SHOULD I?? THE AMIGA   COOL  FAN  CLUB  OF   OURS:           
 IS 1000 TIMES BETTER...  AND   I  HAVE   INTERNAL AFFAIRS   (305) 437 4499     
 NEVER OWNED A COMODORE 64... SORRY....                                         
                                          FRD: WE  THANK  SORHEAD  OF  TRSI  FOR
 FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT  THE  NEXT   LETTING US INTERVIEW HIM!!            
 SCENE MACHINE WILL BE?                                                         
                                                                                
 TRSI: HMM... TRICKY QUESITON...  IT'LL                                         
 PROBABLY BE THE PC...   THE REAL ELITE     interviewed by metalic of infinity! 
                             THE DEMISE OF MYSTIX                      PAGE #019
 HE HE HE HE....  YEAH! I WAS AT  ICE'S   CODED INTRO,  BECAUSE  NO  GOOD  CODER
 HOUSE THE OTHER DAY, AND HE RECIEVED A   WANTED TO CODE SOMETHING FOR THE GROUP
 PHONE CALL TELLING HIM THAT MYSTIX WAS   (HMM I WONDER WHY!!)  WELL WAZZA SINCE
 DEAD! ALL I THOUGHT WAS OH. GEE WHAT A   YO STARTED A WAR  WITH  PUNISHERS  AND
 SAME   ALL   THEIR    ELITE    CODERS,   THEN METALIC OF INFINITY!   YOUR GROUP
 GRAPHICIANS AND MUSCIANS WOULD HAVE TO   WERE KNOWN AS THE  BIGGEST  LAME  ARSE
 FIND A NEW GROUP TO JOIN!  (WHO  WOULD   GROUP  IN  AUSTRALIA!!  JUST  REMEMBER
 WANT THEM?)   EVER SINCE WAZZA STARTED   THE PUNISHERS MOTO..  'THE GUILTY WILL
 SAYING  SHIT  TO  ICE  HE STARTED THIS   BE PUNISHERS'.     'IN YOUR CASE  WERE
 LITTLE LAME WAR,  THAT  WEN'T  ON  FOR   PUNISHED'.                            
 ABOUT 6 MONTHS OF  GIVING SHIT TO EACH                                         
 OTHER.   YOU  WONDER  WHY NO-ONE LIKES      article by axe of the punishers!   
 WAZZA,  BECAUSE HE IS A BIG LOOSER AND                                         
 HAS ALWAYS  BEEN A LOOSER!!   REMEMBER                                         
 THE GROUP THE JESTERS??  YEAH THAT WAS                                         
 THAT FUCKING LAME  GROUP  THAT  RIPPED                                         
 OFF PEOPLES  INTROS,   INCLUDING I.O'S                                         
 SINE SCROLL INTRO..  AFTER   WE  FOUND                                         
 THAT THEY  HAD  BEEN  RIPPING  IT  FOR                                         
 THEIR OWN  LAME  PURPOSES,  WELL  THEY                                         
 DIDN'T LAST LONG DID THEY...                                                   
 GOING BACK TO THE LAME  WAZZA,  WELL I                                         
 NEVER SEEN  A  LAME  DEMO  FROM  THEIR                                         
 GROUP, IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME 5 MINUTE                                         
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (1)                    PAGE #020
 HELLO, AND WELCOME  TO  THE  NEWS  AND   VIRUS, TFT AND TSC LEFT  BUDBRAIN  DUE
 RUMOURS FOR ISSUE #05 OF YOUR FAVORITE   TO  INACTIVITY  AND  FOUND  PARASITE..
 DISK-MAGAZINE   CALLED   FRAUD..  THIS   --------------------------------------
 TIME  THE  NEWS  AND  RUMOURS  IS EVEN   UNDERWORLD IS DEAD! ALL MEMBERS EXCEPT
 GREATER THAN BEFORE, I THINK THAT MOST   SHOCK, WARLOCK AND TERRAX JOINED AMAZE
 PEOPLE SEND THERE NEWS  AND RUMOURS TO   --------------------------------------
 US, BECAUSE AS YOU ALL  MAY  KNOW  THE   THE BEST  MEMBERS  FROM  AMAZE  FORMED
 FRAUD DISK-MAGAZINE IS RELEASED EVERY5   DICEPT.                               
 TO 6 WEEKS, WHICH MAKES THE NEWS, NEW!   --------------------------------------
 ANYWAY,  LET'S GET TO IT, OH. BEFORE I   EX-UNDERWORLD MEMBERS WEN'T TO DICEPT.
 FORGET, YOU  CAN  SEND  ALL  NEWS  AND   --------------------------------------
 RUMOURS TO THIS ADDRESS..                SILENTS (DK) PARTY CANCELLED!! (SHOULD
                                          HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST EVER IN DENMARK.
          METALIC/INFINITY                THE SAME AS THE WORLD (HEHE)          
          P.O.BOX 696                     --------------------------------------
          KENMORE 4069                    MOST   DIRECT   (DK)   MEMBERS   FOUND
          AUSTRALIA                       BRAINSTORM (DK).                      
                                          --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   MR.PERFECT OF  THE  SILENTS  (DK)  HAS
 TRIANGLE 3532  (DK) CODERS  WILL START   DECIDED TO STOP IN THE SCENE, SO  HAVE
 MAKING GAMES!                            A FEW OTHERS, SUNJOHN OF  THE  SILENTS
 --------------------------------------   WILL MAKE A LAST DEMO, BEFORE QUITTING
 VIRUS (PROLOGIC) TFF (ARCANE)  AND TCS   --------------------------------------
 (PROLOGIC)   JOINED    BUDBRAIN   (DK)   SILENTS DK IS MAYBE SOON DEAD?!?!?!?!?
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (2)                    PAGE #021
 BANDIT (SWAPPER)  AND   CONDOR  (CODER   AND  HE  WILL  BUY  A  CD  TELEVISION.
 GRAPHICS AND MUSIC)  HAVE LEFT  MYSTIX   --------------------------------------
 AND JOINED THE NEW  NEW ZEALAND  GROUP   I.O   OF  THE   PUNISHERS  HAS  NEARLY
 CALLED KAOS.                             FINISHED     CODING   HIS  AMI-EXPRESS
 --------------------------------------   UTILITIES..                           
 THE 2 MAIN MYSTIX CODERS,  (RASTIX AND   --------------------------------------
 PARASTRA) WILL NOT BE CODING  ANYTHING   ICE OF THE PUNISHERS WILL BE 18 BY THE
 UNTILL LATE NEXT YEAR, DUE TO THE FACT   TINE YOU READ THIS!!!  (SEPTEMBER 91!)
 THAT THEY HAVE UNIVERSITY EXAMINATIONS   --------------------------------------
 ON.                                      ATN'T AND OTC ARE  IN  A  CO-OPERATION
 --------------------------------------   TRACING ALL OVERSEAS CALLS..          
 MYSTIX ARE NEARLY DEAD!!                 --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   A LOCAL  LAMER   WILL  HAVE  HIS  HEAD
 RUMOUR HAS IT THAT SOME MYSTIX MEMBERS   RE-ARRANGED BY  MICROCHIP  AND  VIKING
 MAY JOIN DECAY!?!    MAYBE IT'S JUST A   CHILD OF  THE  PUNISHERS,  BECAUSE  HE
 ROUMER.                                  NARKED ON THEM.                       
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 THE  PUNISHERS  BOARD  IN  THE  STATES   JARRE IS DOING A BBS ADDVERTISMENT FOR
 CALLED NOISE, IS NO LONGER A PUNISHERS   THE PUNISHERS BBS  CALLED 'ENTERPRISE'
 BOARD!!!                                 THE BBS ADDY HAS TAKEN 5 MONTHS SO FAR
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 ABILITY ARE ALMOST DEAD.                 VIKING CHILD OF THE PUNISHERS BOUGHT A
 --------------------------------------   COMMODORE PC.                         
 WAZZA OF MYSTIX IS SELLING  HIS  AMIGA   --------------------------------------
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (3)                    PAGE #022
 CRAZY OF THE  PUNISHERS  TRIES  TO  BE   THE DISK-MAGAZINE  CALLED  REALITY  BY
 A COMEDIAN..                             GAZZA OF FACTOR 4 IS NEARLY  FINISHED!
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 SECTION  8   CHANGED  THERE   NAME  TO   PIRAHNA  OF DECAY  IS  BUSY  CODING  A
 SHINNING 8.                              GAME!                                 
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 RECLINE BBS IS NOW A THEM BBS..          RUMOUR HAS IT THAT THE DEATH OF MYSTIX
 --------------------------------------   WAS CAUSED BY THE FACT THAT THEY  WERE
 THE SYSOP OF CENTRON WILL BE PUNISHED!   I WAR WITH TOO MANY GROUPS, THAT'S WHY
 --------------------------------------   CERTAIN MEMBERS LEFT, AND  FROM  THERE
 FREEFLIGHT   HAVE GOT  A  GIRL  MEMBER   ONWARDS IT WAS DOWN HILL.             
 CALLED      RIPLEY!!   SHE  DOES  SOME   --------------------------------------
 SWAPPING,  BUT SHE DOES NOT  WANT  HER   CADDY OF DEFJAM IS NEARLY 16, SOON....
 ADDRESS GOING OUT!  (ed.. why  have  a   --------------------------------------
 member who  won't  wan't  her  address   ULYSSES, FORMALLY OF THE BREED/PNS    
 going out if they are a swapper???  by   HAS JOINED INFINITY AND WILL BE DOING 
 the way, which member of Freeflight is   GFX, FRAUD EDITING, AND LEARNING      
 she fucking???  hehehehe)                M68000 IN THE FUTURE FOR INFINITY...  
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 PSYKIC OF DECAY IS  STILL  CODING  HIS   THE  FAMOUS  GROUP  ORACLE  HAVE  BEEN
 2 PARTS TO THE DECOLAGY DEMO.            REFORMED,  MOSTLY THE SAME OLD MEMBERS
 --------------------------------------   BUT SOME NEW ONES..                   
 THE  DECAY   DISK-MAGAZINE CALLED  THE   --------------------------------------
 SCENE WILL PROBABLY NOT BE RELEASED!!!   VISION FACTORY ARE RE-FORMED!!        
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (4)                    PAGE #023
 UNDERWORLD ARE  DEAD!!!!!  ALL MEMBERS   OCEAN IN  FRANCE  IS  GOING  BANKRUPT.
 EXCEPT SHOCK  AND  WARLOCK  AND TERRAX   --------------------------------------
 JOINED AMAZE DK.                         THE PUNISHERS AND  INSANITY PARTY WILL
 --------------------------------------   BE HELD ON THE 3 - 4 JANUARY 1992.. IT
 TERRAX JOINED AMAZE DK.                  WILL MOST LIKELY BE LEGAL LOOK OUT FOR
 --------------------------------------   INVITATIONS..                         
 THE BEST OF AMAZE FOUND DICEPT.          --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   CINEMAWARE ARE BANKRUPT,   BUT ANOTHER
 EX. UNDERWORLD MEMBERS WEN'T TO DICEPT   COMPANY WILL RELEASE TV SPORTSBASEBALL
 --------------------------------------   ROLLERBAKES AND TV  SPORTS  BOXING  AT
 SILENTS DK. PARTY  IS  CANCELLED!!  IT   CHRISTMAS TIME..                      
 SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE  BIGGEST  HERE IN   --------------------------------------
 DENMARK AND THE WORLD.                   BECAUSE  OF  LAZYNESS    NOISE   IS NO
 --------------------------------------   LONGER A PUNISHERS BOARD.             
 MOST   DIRECT   MEMBERS   HAVE   FOUND   --------------------------------------
 BRAINSTORM DK.                           THE ADAMS FAMILY  THE  MOVIE  WILL  BE
 --------------------------------------   RELESED IN AUSTRALIA EARLY 1992.      
 MR.PERFECT OF  THE  SILENTS DK.   HAVE   --------------------------------------
 DECIDED TO STOP IN THE SCENE.. SO HAVE   THE PUNISHERS ARE GOING TO  WORK ON AN
 A FEW OTHERS.. SUNJOHN OF THE  SILENTS   OLD CLASSIC ARCADE GAME!! LOOK OUT FOR
 WILL MAKE A LAST DEMO  BEFORE  QUITING   IT SOON.                              
 THE SCENE!!                              --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   I.O OF THE PUNISHERS WILL BE GETTING A
 SILENTS DK. ARE NEARLY DEAD!             HST IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS.            
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (5)                    PAGE #024
 THE NEW NUMBER FOR THE PUNISHERS BOARD   MANY EX-CABLE MEMBERS WILL FORM A  NEW
 CALLED ENTERPRISE IS: 613 312 6667.      GROUP IN SEPTEMBER.                   
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 THE CHERNOBYL NUMBERS ARE:               VISION FACTORY ARE RE-FORMED!         
      hst node  +613 428 663              --------------------------------------
      2400      +613 49  1451             DEFJAM'S ORIGIONAL SUPPLIER  IS  GOING
 --------------------------------------   SKID ROW FOR A MODEM!                 
 THE  CLASSIC  ORIGINAL   SUPPLIER  GOT   --------------------------------------
 KICKED OUT!                              CRAZY OF THE PUNISHERS  HAS  BOUGHT  A
 --------------------------------------   NEW CAR.                              
 REBELS WHQ IS UP AND RUNNING.            --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   PORSCHE OF THE NUKEBUSTERS IS BUYING A
 CHERYNOBLE IS AMIGA + IBM (ELITE ONLY)   HST MODEM  AND  WILL  GET  INTO  MODEM
 --------------------------------------   TRADING!!                             
 THE STEEL HAVE AN  AUSTRALIA  DIVISION   --------------------------------------
 AND A   U.S.A.  HQ   COMING  UP  SOON.   SOME GUYS IN MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA  HAVE
 --------------------------------------   BEEN  BUSTED  BOXING  AND  TELECOM  IS
 CADDY   OF   DEFJAM   IS   NOT  HAVING   CRACKING DOWN ON PEOPLE DEFRAUDING THE
 MICRO-CHIPS/PUNISHERS SISTER.            SYSTEM.                               
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 JARRE IS NOT IN PUNISHERS!!!             THE SOON TO BE RELEASED INFINITY  DEMO
 --------------------------------------   WILL BE CALLED 'INTOXICATION' AND WILL
 CABLE IS DEAD!                           BE CODED BY  METALIC,   4  PARTS  HAVE
 --------------------------------------   ALREADY BEEN COMPLETED..              
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (6)                    PAGE #025
 COMA FINALLY  RELEASED  THERE DISK-MAG   SLAINE  (EX-  MAYHEM NEW ZEALAND)  HAS
 IT IS CALLED MC DISK,  AND LOOKS A BIT   JOINED PALACE.                        
 LIKE HACK-MAG, BUT BETTER...             --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   ELITE  OF   INFINITY   MAY  ENTER  THE
 THE  NEXT  ISSUE OF FRAUD  WILL HAVE A   MAIL TRADING SCENE  ONCE  AGAIN!!   HE
 WHOLE NEW OUTLOOK,  A  NEW MENU SYSTEM   WILL STILL STAY IN THE MODEM SCENE!!!!
 AND IT'LL BE ALOT MORE BETTER CODING!!   --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   AT PRESENT THERE ARE OVER 20 DISK-MAGS
 GRAPEVINE IS A  NEW  NEWS  AND  ADVERT   ON THE SCENE, SOME OF  THEM  ARE  ONLY
 MAGAZINE IN THE SCENE.. (ed- when will   SWAPPERS MAGAZINES,   BUT SOME OF THEM
 the magazines stop???)                   --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   THE MOTHER FUCKERS FROM AUSTRALIA POST
 EVERYBODY IS STILL  WAITING  FOR ISSUE   IN THE CUSTOMS  SECTION  ARE  CHECKING
 5  OF  THE  SCENE,   DECAY  HAVE  BEEN   MOST MAIL CONTAINING DISKS  GOING  OUT
 ADDVERTISING THE RELEASE OF IT,  SO  I   OF THE  COUNTRY,   THEY  HAVE  ALREADY
 HOPE THAT IT'LL  BE RELEASED  WITH  IN   RETURNED 8 SENDINGS  THAT  METALIC  OF
 WEEKS!!                                  INFINITY SENT OUT!!!   FUCK THEM!!!!  
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 GREY  MATTER METER  IS  A  NEW  TRIVIA   LORD FAUL OF DECAY WAS VECTOR OF DECAY
 QUESTION PRODUCTION FROM DECAY!!         LAST YEAR, HE IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED
 --------------------------------------   PEOPLE IN THE AUSTRALIAN SCENE!!  THIS
 CADDY  OF   DEFJAM  WILL  MAYBE  START   GUY JUST TALKS  SO  MUCH  SHIT!!!  AND
 CODING ON A  GAME!   OR  HE  MAY  HAVE   THE MOTHER FUCKER WILL SOON DIE!!!!   
 ALREADY STARTED CODING ON A GAME!!!!!!   --------------------------------------
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (7)                    PAGE #026
 HERE IS SOME UK NEWS,  SENT  TO  US BY   FLASH PRODUCTIONS UK.   GET 2 MORE NEW
 OUR NEW  UK.   NEWS  CORROSPONDENT THE   MEMBERS, MATRIX (X- CRACK UK CODER)  &
 SHADOW OF FLASH PRODUCTIONS.             HAWK (EX- CRACK UK CODER. )           
                                          --------------------------------------
 THE SHADOW BECOMES ARGON UK MANAGEMENT   ALCHEMIST (EX-  CRACK  UK  MANAGEMENT)
 AND KICKS OUT - VERTIGO, MATRIX, NOMAD   QUITS THE SCENE!!                     
 AND BRONX WARRIOR.                       --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   THE MAGNETIC FIELDS PARTY IS NOW UNDER
 PSICO + DAGGER (X- ABSOLUTE ZERO) JOIN   DIGITAL.                              
 ARGON UK.                                --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   NEW GROUP IS BORN  CALLED  'ASTORATH'.
 DARK KNIGHT LEAVES  FLASH  PRODUCTIONS   FROMED BY PSYCHO (EX. S.O.L)          
 UK.                                      --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   SLIPSTREAM AND WIZZCAT UK.  ARE NOW IN
 MAGNETIC FIELDS DIE!!  GROUP IS REBORN   THE UK. UNITY  FRIENDSHIP,  ALONG WITH
 UNDER DIGITAL.                           FLASH PRODUCTIONS UK, ARGON UK, LSD  &
 --------------------------------------   ARCHAOS....                           
 COSY    (EX.   MAGNETIC  FIELDS  JOINS   --------------------------------------
 ANARCHY UK.)                             SOCRETES JOINS ARCHAOS.               
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 THE SHADOW    (EX.  ARGON  UK MANAGER,   END OF UK NEWS.                       
 TRADER, COMPLIER  & GFX)   LEAVES  AND   --------------------------------------
 JOINS FLASH PRODUCTIONS UK. WITH GAMMA   BLITZER  OF  MYSTIX  IS  NOW  THE  NEW
 EX (ARGON UK.)                           MYSTIX MANAGER.                       
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (8)                    PAGE #027
 XIPHOD (EX- ABILITY)  HAS  JOINED  THE   VOUGE ARE NOT DEAD.                   
 AUSTRALIAN GROUP INSANITY..              --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   GRIFFON (EX- ANARCHY MEMBER)  IS NOT A
 A CODER FROM  INSANITY  HAS  LEFT  AND   MEMBER  OF  ANY  FUCKING  EXTREME.  HE
 JOINED  DECAY,    I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS   JOINED FRANTIC SF IN PARTIES.         
 HANDLE, ONLY THAT HE IS FROM SYDNEY.     --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   TURTLE, PYTHON AND  PROTON  HAVE  LEFT
 MIGHTYMUZ/EX- VOUGE AND CANDO/EX- SKID   FRANTIC.    THEY    JOINED   BACK   TO
 ROW FORMED A NEW GROUP CALLED SPIRIT..   BYTERAPPERS.                          
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 SHADOW TURTLE/EX- VOUGE JOINED SPIRIT.   BULLET OF INSANITY BECAME THE OFFICIAL
 --------------------------------------   AUSTRALIAN NEWS CORRESPONDENT FOR  THE
 A NEW TRADER,   TRAINER  GROUP  CALLED   EURO-CHART..    HE  IS  ALSO  A  NEW'S
 'SPIRIT' IS BORN.                        COLLECTOR FOR FRAUD AND CLASSIFIEDS...
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 CANDYMAN/EX-  ENERGY  JOINED  SCOOPEX.   A  LAMER CALLED JINXTER IS CLAIMING TO
 --------------------------------------   BE AN INSANITY MEMBER, HE ISN'T!!     
 MYFO JOINED VANISH.                      --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   AUTHOR  (INSANITY  MODEM TRADER)  LEFT
 FERNANDEZ JOINED EXTREME.                THE AMIGA SCENE TO GO TO THE IBM.     
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 AN ANTI DAZZLE GROUP IS BORN.            KREATOR OF DECAY IS NOT AND HAS  NEVER
 --------------------------------------   BEEN A MEMBER OF DEFJAM!!             
 THE MASTER/EX PUNISHERS JOINED PIRATES   --------------------------------------
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (9)                    PAGE #028
 Many Mystix members have left or  been   Condor/Kaos is working on a new demo!!
 kicked out.                              to be  released  soon after  you  read
 Rob      (ex Bandit - swapper) left to   this.    It  will  feature  some  cool
          joing Kaos).                    vectors  from    Condors'  new  vector
 Condor   (coder) left to join Kaos.      routine and other stuff..             
 Iceman   (swapper)  left  to  quit the   --------------------------------------
          scene.                          Hack  Telecom  Telecards    ( a  rough
 The Wanderer (swapper) was kicked  out   equivalent of the  American AT&T card)
 Teknix       (musician) was kicked out   at your own risk.  Telecom  reportedly
 Wazza        (Organiser of the  Mystix   has an  investigatory team  ready  for
              team  and  swapper)  sold   Telecard Abuse.                       
              his  Amiga  and  will  be   --------------------------------------
              buying a CD - TV.   Wazza   A rumour was  that  Insanity  will  be
              will  still  be  oganiser   producers of  Australia's oldest  disk
 but what effect this will have on  the   magazine Rock Wallaby.   This  is  not
 Mystix crew is uncertain. Mystix still   true, Mogwai of Insanity still has the
 have a coder in Rastix,  but  he  will   source but it will not be released  as
 not be doing  any demos  for  a  while   Rock  Wallaby....   Insanity   may  be
 because  he   is    concentrating   on   modifying the  code  and  releasing an
 University.                              Australasian charts magazine.         
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Caddy of DefJam  released  his  latest   INFINITY MAY SOON HAVE DIVISIONS WORLD
 demo  called   Pixel  Nation,   and is   WIDE!                                 
 already working on his next demo.        --------------------------------------
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (10)                   PAGE #029
 The Insanity Multi-Part demo by Maniac   Ability ripped a CRB font and credited
 of Insanity was not a release version.   himself for doing it!                 
 It was to be improved and used in  the   --------------------------------------
 Insanity Megademo 1 (to be released at   The  Punishers   have  two  new  Ozzie
 the Punishers and Insanity Party).       coders - Savatage and Cameo.          
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Fast OZ modemtrader  'the TEACHER'  is   Tal of Majic  12  is  getting  a  fast
 also a teacher in real life!             modem, and will drop nearly all of his
 --------------------------------------   mail..                                
 Ability is dead.  One  of  the  coders   --------------------------------------
 joined Majic 12 OZ,  and  Xiphoid  has   Chrome who was kicked out of  Insanity
 not joined a crew.   Xiphoid  is doing   has attempted to form his own crew  in
 the GFX for a demo  with  Genocode  of   Denmark  called  Pure.     Their  have
 Insanity.                                released an intro.                    
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Caddy of Defjam can now  add  cracking   Since Hewson went  bust,  Piranha  has
 to his abilities - he has done several   stopped   coding  his  game,  although
 under the Defjam label by the time you   Aitken of Insanity will continue to do
 read this.                               GFX for it.  Experienced   coders  who
 --------------------------------------   think they are good  enough  to finish
 The Predators BBS  in  Sydney  is  now   it can send samples of their work to: 
 renamed the Predators and  Phobia  BBS   P.O. Box 1240 - Belconnen 2617.  Note 
 --------------------------------------   the coder must  live in  Australia  or
 There is a rumour that Xiphoid of ex--   New Zealand.                          
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (11)                   PAGE #030
 Piranha  of  ex-   Predators, arguably   Free Flight are working on a  Back  to
 Australia's best coder  has  quit  the   the Future demo.   Early  reports  are
 scene.                                   really awesome.                       
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Decay's Zero City board is now up  and   Insanity   will   be   working   on  a
 running again with two lines - one for   production  like   the  EuroChart  for
 elite callers and one for 2400.          Australia & N.Z.   Called the OZChart,
 --------------------------------------   it will be  open only to Australia and
 Lord  Foul  of  Decay  has  avoided  a   NZ.                                   
 prison term coz the police fucked  up.   --------------------------------------
 It looks like he will  get  off scott-   Quasar of  Dawn  joined  -  Liberty  -
 free (lucky for him!).                   Quasar did the coding for Decay's Grey
 --------------------------------------   Matter Meter Two!!                    
 Lord  Foul  of  Decay  was  previously   --------------------------------------
 Vector of Decay.  He  changed  name to   Mery / End of Century 1999 is now also
 avoid problems with the police, and to   an elite modemtrader.                 
 leave behind his  previous  reputation   --------------------------------------
 and get a new one.                       Insanity are soon to have a  board  in
 --------------------------------------   the states.                           
 Factor Four & Free Flight (FFFF!)  are   --------------------------------------
 doing a  coop  diskmag.   The  coolest   Insanity are looking for  elite  modem
 feature will be the LameChart. The top   traders to join them.                 
 20 lamers. (ED- THEY WILL PROBABLY  BE   --------------------------------------
 IN THE LAME CHART!!!!)                   KAOS SOON TO RELESE A MEGA DEMO!!!!   
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (12)                   PAGE #031
 The Punishers have a new cracker Astra   Stormlord of Insanity is coding a game
 - This is actually old news but I have   GFX by Bullet of Insanity and also  an
 never seen it anywhere!                  independant artist.  Music by MC Stock
 --------------------------------------   of Insanity.                          
 Nic Wilson, author of  the  anti-viral   --------------------------------------
 program Novirus, is a disk stealer. In   Punishers and Insanity  Zombie  Groove
 his program he asks you  to  send  him   Christmas     Party   to  be  held  in
 new viruses, and if you include a self   Melbourne on 3 - 6  January.   Contact
 addressed  stamped  envelope  he  will   any Insanity or Punishers  member  for
 will return your disks.  I  did  this,   an invite.                            
 and when I didn't receive my  disks  I   --------------------------------------
 rang Nic Wilson and he said  that  you   Slaine of Extreme N.Z.  left  to  join
 also had to be a  registered  user  as   Palace.                               
 well   as  sending  a  self  addressed   --------------------------------------
 stamped envelope.  He  admits  that he   Free  Flight  were  to  release  their
 does not return disks to  unregistered   first demo at the  rumoured  Punishers
 users.               (BULLET/INSANITY)   party in August, but there will be  no
 --------------------------------------   August party so they will  release  it
 Kreator of Decay is NOT  a  member  of   anyway. Out by the time you read this.
 Defjam.                                  --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   ICE of Punishers  is  getting  another
 Two coders The Control and Mogwai from   modem - this means Punishers  will  be
 Byterapers Australia joined Insanity.    releasing more trainers and  will keep
 --------------------------------------   their No.1 world ranking!             
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (13)                   PAGE #032
 Insanity will be releasing a musicdisk   Phreakers!  with Telecom Easycall  you
 soon - it will feature modules by   MC   are now able to redirect STD and IDD! 
 Stock & Genocide of Insanity.            --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   In Kaos Classifieds there  will  be  a
 Psykic of Decay may never  finish  his   special report on famous GFX artists. 
 game.                                    They hope to speak to excellent Grafix
 --------------------------------------   Artists such as Bustman of Crusaders, 
 Showbiz   of  Decay  changed  name  to   Wiz of OZ of Decay, Aitken of Insanity
 Russell.                                 etc..                                 
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Rastix of Mystix became  a  registered   In Decay's Grey Matter Meter 2,  there
 Commodore Developer.                     are leading questions  to  the  effect
 --------------------------------------   that  Pink   Panther  of  Parallax  of
 Decay's Grey Matter Meter two is  out.   Pussy Australian Division  is  a  huge
 --------------------------------------   lamer.  Note:  Pussy OZ  division  was
 Rob of Kaos send the  biggest fuckings   never a true division of PUSSY anyway!
 imaginable to his old man for  kicking   --------------------------------------
 him out. Rob is legally disowning him,   There   was  to  be  a  fight  on  the
 and hates him so much he went  to  his   Saturday morning before the Australian
 house and made  IDD  phone  calls  all   Commodore   Show   but   one   of  the
 Sunday when he was out!     Bullet  of   challengers  -   who    shall   remain
 Insanity was helping  find  people  to   nameless - didn't show.               
 call!                                    --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   FRAUD IS AN INFINITY PRODUCTION!!!!!!!
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (14)                   PAGE #033
 A new Australian crew is born -  ZEUS.   THE WORLD FAMOUS BOOZER  FROM  FINLAND
 They ripped a logo from a Defjam intro   HAS QUIT BLOODSUCKERS,   BUT  HE  WILL
 and claimed they drew it.   They  used   STILL BOOZE WITH THEM!!!              
 the  new  version demo creator to make   --------------------------------------
 their 'Suicide Returns' intro,  and  a   COMPLEX RELESED THEIR  10TH  ISSUE  OF
 menu  maker  to make their menus.  The   THERE DISK-MAGAZINE CALLED MAGGY.     
 Defjam logo that they ripped was drawn   --------------------------------------
 by Makkanik of  Punishers, and PNS are   HOFFI  OF   BLOODSUCKERS  HAS   JOINED
 not very pleased..                       ACTION.                               
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Zeus  ask  Insanity  to  join  (do  we   CHERNOBYL IS THE FASTEST BOARD IN  OZ!
 understand this???).  Insanity refuse.   --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   HERE IS SOME UPDATE PIRATES NEWS:     
 Largest prizes ever to be given at  an   --------------------------------------
 Australian  party  to  be given at the   Pirates opend a BBS in Canada called: 
 Punishers and Insanity  Zombie  Groove   Top Flight.        call it under:     
 Christmas Party.                              514-679-4636 , Sysop is: Nikki   
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Decay is working on a Decalogy - a ten   Pirates  WHQ  Crystal Monolith changed
 --------------------------------------   the  number  the  new  one is:        
 part demo.  It appears to  be  one  to   407-299-8345 Sysop is: Q  Now you have
 watch out for, and will most likely be   cooooool Line !!!! Check it out !!!   
 a  contender  for  the  Punishers  and   --------------------------------------
 Insanity party.                          Roadrider joined Pirates as a Subgroup
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (15)                   PAGE #034
 and also opend a BBS in Turkey called:   Sweat Dreams was  such beloved ,  they
 Turkish Delight,  call it under:         decided  to publish  it   every Month,
     +90-0-13562226 Sysop is: Titan       send  News to: CADAVER,POSTLAGERND,   
 --------------------------------------   89 AUGSBURG 25,GERMANY !!! C U L8er   
 Pirates Nest in Sweden is  / will soon   --------------------------------------
 go online again after he  bought a new   Adictor of Tarkus Team joined  Pirates
 Computer and Modem !    Call it under:   as a Modem-Trader  and  maybe  he will
 +46-0-87681572 Sysop is: Trodac          Train  and  Code a little bit !!!     
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 The 3th  Issue of Pirates Mag  -SLIME-   Pirates Kicked out 4 Members in Sweden
 will  have some new and coool Features   --------------------------------------
 So  Vote IN and FOR it !! hehehe !!!!!   The  German Post  phoned Freak/Pirates
 --------------------------------------   and asked why his Line is always  busy
 Pirates  Elite  Tower  in Germany will   and wheather he has a Firm ??!!!!!! He
 soon open a 4 !! Line System,  so look   said 'I don`t know why !!!!!'         
 out for it and  call it soon !!   Only   --------------------------------------
 Elite and 0 Days old Warez !!!!!         Pirates is always searching for a GOOD
 --------------------------------------   Cracker ,  who  also  can   crack  FMF
 Chip   Buster / Pirates  is coding his   Formats.... and  who has also Modem !!
 4th Game ,  Nobody   knows   something   Originals are aviable !!!!!!!!!!      
 about  it,   only   that  it  will  be   --------------------------------------
 something like Bubble Bobble !!!!!!!!!   OK. THAT'S IT FOR THE PIRATES NEWS....
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 As the Newsmag  from  Pirates  called:   The Coma Diskmag called McDisk was not
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (16)                   PAGE #035
 bad coded but rumours  say that it was   OF THE SCENE, SO PSYKIC OF  DECAY  HAS
 bought from  D-Tect  becuase  it looks   STARTED WORKING ON THE CODE FOR IT! IT
 nearly as  the Hack Mag  only some New   SHOULD BE OUT A LITTLE AFTER YOU  READ
 things are in it !!! Who Knows ???????   THIS.                                 
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 Byte  Busters   Trade Center  will  be   NEWS WAS THE WAZZA OF  MYSTIX SOLD HIS
 better  coded   than the first Issue ,   AMIGA, THAT WAS TRUE,   BUT HE HAS NOW
 because  the 1st  was not finnished !!   CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT BUYING A CD TV.
 Look out and enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       HE MAY BUY A  AMIGA 2000 AND  RE-ENTER
 --------------------------------------   THE SCENE.                            
 DAXER LEFT IRIS  AND  HAS  NOW  JOINED   --------------------------------------
 ECLIPSE.                                 CREATOR   OF   STRANGERS   SWEDEN  HAS
 --------------------------------------   STOPPED ALL OF HIS SWAPPING ACTIVITIES
 QUARTEX AND REBELS ARE GOING TO HOLD A   BIGMAC HAS TAKEN OVER  ALL  THE  ELITE
 PARTY IN DENMARK. MORE NEWS  ABOUT  IT   ONES.                                 
 LATER..                                  --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   SOME MEMBERS OF CAVE FINLAND  BUILT UP
 THE   NORWEGIAN   GROUP   AMONIA  WERE   A NEW GROUP CALLED CORAL..   FOUND  BY
 OFFERED MEMBERSHIP IN FAIRLIGHT,   BUT   PERFECT AND HOT OF CORAL.             
 THEY SAID NO,  BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE   --------------------------------------
 A NORWEGIEN TEAM ONLY.                   STRANGERS NOW HAVE A  SCHWIE  DIVISION
 --------------------------------------   BUT THE MEMBERS NAMES  ARE  UNKNOWN AT
 THE   WESTERN  AUSTRALIAN  MEMBERS  OF   THIS TIME..                           
 DECAY WERE VERY LAZY IN CODING ISSUE 5   --------------------------------------
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (17)                   PAGE #036
 STRANGERS  NOW  HAVE  4  DIVISIONS  IN   DARK MIRROR,   THE  ENERGY  US-HQ,  IS
 SWEDEN,  NORWAY,  FINLAND AND SCHWIE..   ON-LINE AGAIN!  NOW WITH 1.2 GB.      
 --------------------------------------   --------------------------------------
 OPTIMIZE,   SYSOP OF UNITY FIELDS LEFT   DOOM/ENERGY CRASHED INTO JASON'S MOPED
 ENERGY.                                  THE MOPED WAS DAMMAGED  A  LITTLE  BIT
 --------------------------------------   AND DOOM, TOO...                      
 JASON/ENERGY WILL SOON OPEN A BOARD IN   --------------------------------------
 AUSTRIA CALLED 'RAP CENTER'.   IT WILL   NDC/ENERGY DROVE WITH JASONS MOPED AND
 BE THE FIRST ENERGY BOARD IN AUSTRIA..   HAD BEEN ATTACKED BY A DOG..   NCD HAD
 --------------------------------------   TO GO TO HOSPITAL.                    
 SAVAGE AUSTRIA ARE PLANING A COMEBACK.   --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   ENERGY WILL SOON  START  CRACKING  AND
 ENERGY GOT A NEW TRAINER  MAKER CALLED   TRAINING AGAIN...  MORE THAN EVER.    
 G-TRONIC.. HE TRAINED SPEEDBALL 2 WITH   --------------------------------------
 287 OPTIONS.                             COMMANDER X HAS  BEEN  KICKED  OUT  OF
 --------------------------------------   ENERGY,     BECAUSE  OF  SOME  ROUMERS
 ENERGY  HAS  NOW  GOT  A  DIVISION  IN   AGAINST HIM.                          
 SWEDEN.                                  --------------------------------------
 --------------------------------------   PERSEUS LEFT ENERGY TO JOIN A  PD  (?)
 A THUNDERSTORM  IN  AUSTRIA  DESTROYED   GROUP.                                
 JASON'S  HARDWARE!    SO  HE  COULDN'T   --------------------------------------
 SUPPORT THE CRACKERS AND TRAINERMAKERS   BLUE BOX DOES NOT WORK IN AUSTRIA!!!!!
 IN ENERGY ANY LONGER WITH NEW STUFF...   NO ONE CAN CALL FOR FREE IN AUSTRIA!!!
 SO THEY RELESED NOTHING FOR MONTHS.      RUMOURS THAT BB WORKS IN  AUSTRIA  ARE
                               NEWS AND RUMOURS (18)                   PAGE #037
 FALSE.                                   SVANTE/R.A.F.      DIGIT/PUNISHERS    
 --------------------------------------   CADDY/DEFJAM       ICE & AXE/PUNSIHERS
 SNIFFY LEFT  ENDLESS  PIRACY  TO  JOIN   JASON/ENERGY.                         
 ENERGY.    SPIRITUAL HEALING IS NOW AN                                         
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       REVIEW OF DEATH WARRANT            THEM TO THE PEOPLE  ON  THE  OUTSIDE!!
       -----------------------            BUT JUST AS THEY AWAIT  TO  EXPOSE THE
                                          HORROR, THE SANDMAN  GETS  TRANSFERRED
 DEATH   WARRENT  CASTS  VAN  DAMME  AS   TO THE  PRISON, AND REVEALS THAT BURKE
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 BURKE   RECOVERS   FROM   HIS   WOUNDS   MAD MOTHER FUCKER CALLED THE SANDMAN!!
 INFLICTED BY THE  SAND MAN,   TO  FIND   AND IT IS A GREAT FINAL SCENE!!       
 THAT HE HAS BEEN SELECTED BY A SPECIAL                                         
 TASK FORCE TO GO INSIDE  A JAIL AND AS   RATING: 85/100                        
 A   PRISONER   AND  TRY  TO  FIND  OUT                                         
 INFORMATION ABOUT CERTAIN MURDERS THAT   VERDICT: A COOL  MOVIE  WITH  LOTS  OF
 HAVE BEEN HAPPENING INSIDE THE PRISON.   ACTION!! IF YOU LIKE ALL  VAN  DAMME'S
 HE POSES AS AN ARMED ROBBER,   BECAUSE   OTHER MOVIES THEN YOU WILL  LOVE  THIS
 THE INMATES LIKE ARMED ROBBERS!!         ONE AS IT IS BY  FAR  THE  BEST  MOVIE
 HE IS SET UP  WITH  A  WIFE,  AFTER  A   HE HAS BEEN IN,   THERE  IS  LOT'S  OF
 WHILE  HE  FINDS OUT  THAT THE PRISION   VIOLENCE, CORRUPTION, DRUGS  AND PLAIN
 OFFICERS AND  THE  PRISON  DOCTOR  ARE   FUCKING ACTION!!                      
 RUNNING A ILLEGAL ORGAN BUSINESS,  AND                                         
 THEY ARE KILLING ALL PEOPLE  WHO  HAVE       Death Warrent WAS REVIEWED BY:    
 HEALTHY ORGANS,  AND  THEY ARE SELLING            METALIC OF INFINITY          
                                  MOVIE REVIEWS (2)                    PAGE #047
        REVIEW OF MEMPHIS BELLE                   REVIEW OF CLASS OF 1999       
        -----------------------                   -----------------------       
                                                                                
 SHE  WAS  ONE  OF  THE MOST IMPRESSIVE   IN 1988, 371000 VIOLENT INCIDENTS TOOK
 FIGHTING  MACHINES THAT THE  WORLD HAD   PLACE IN AMERICAN HIGH-SCHOOLS AND THE
 EVER SEEN. BUT STILL SHE WAS PRIMITIVE   PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM WAS  REDUCED TO A
 SLOW AND  VUNRABLE  FROM  ATTACK  FROM   BATTLE FIELD!                         
 GROUND  AND  AIR.  FROM  HER  BASE  IN   THE  BOARD OF  EDUCATION WAS  REPLACED
 ENGLAND SHE  FLEW  24  HEART  POUNDING   WITH  THE  DEPARTMENT  OF  EDUCATIONAL
 MISSIONS OVER NAZI OCCUPIED EUROPE.      DEFENCE.IN THE NEAR FUTURE CLASS OF 99
 SHE  WAS  THE  LEGENDARY MEMPHIS BELLE   A  FINAL  SOLUTION  TO THE  PROBLEM OF
 ONE OF AMERICA'S B-17 FLYING FORTRESES   SCHOOL  VIOLENCE  IS  UNLEASHED  ON AN
 IF THE BELLE AND HER EXTRODENARY YOUNG   UNSUSPECTING STUDENT BODY.            
 CREW COULD SURVIVE THE 25TH AND  FINAL   IN CLASS OF 99 A  MODERN  CITY IS POCK
 MISSION,   THEY WOULD RETURN HOME TO A   -MARKED  WITH   WAR  ZONES,   COMMONLY
 HEROS WELCOME.                           REFFERED TO AS PUBLIC SCHOOLS.        
 BUT  THEIR LAST MISSION WOULD BE THERE   THERE ARE FREE FIRE AREA'S WHERE GANGS
 MOST  DANGEROUS,    AND  IN  VERY  BAD   FIGHT UNHINDERED  BY  THE  POLICE  AND
 WEATHER.                                 SCHOOLS WITH  GUARD  TOWERS AND  METAL
                                          DETECTERS. HIGH  POWERERD  WEAPONS ARE
 RATING: 85/100.                          CHECKED AT THE START OF EACH DAY,  AND
                                          RECLAIMED AT THE END OF THE DAY!!     
 VERDICT: A COOL MOVIE, WITH ALL  KINDS                                         
 OF THINGS, SAD, HAPPY..                  RATING: 90/100   VERDICT: COOL MOVIE!!
                                  MOVIE REVIEWS (3)                    PAGE #048
  REVIEW OF NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER 3                REVIEW OF ROCKY 5         
  -----------------------------------                 -----------------         
                                                                                
 WHEN THE FATHER OF 2 FEUDING  BROTHERS   IN RUSSIA,  HE FOUGHT FOR THE GREATEST
 IS    BRUTELY     MURDERED    BY    AN   FIGHT OF HIS LIFE!!   NOW WHERE DOES A
 INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST,  THEY COMBINE   CHAMPION  GO  WHEN  HE  TAKES  OF  THE
 ALL  OF  THERE  MATERIAL  ARTS  SKILLS   GLOVES?                               
 TO BRING THE RUTHLESS MOB OF TERRORIST   LOSING  IT ALL DOES NOT MEAN  A  THING
 KILLERS TO JUSTICE.                      WHEN YOU HAVE GOT  NOTHING TO LOSE!!!!
                                          AND ROCKY  BALBOA HAD IT  ALL..  TIMES
           RATING: 70/100                 HAVE  CHANGES  FOR  THE  FORMER  HEAVY
                                          WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. A   LIFE
   REVIEW OF POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE      TIME OF FIGHTING HAS TAKEN ITS  COURSE
   ---------------------------------      THOUGH.. MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY,  AND
                                          THE MANUEVERINGS  OF  AN  UNSCRUPULOUS
 MERYLE STREP IS A DOWN AND OUT ACTRESS   ACCOUNTANT  HAS  LEFT  HIM FINANCIALLY
 SUZANNE VALE,  SHIRLEY  McLAINE IS HER   FUCKED UP!!    BUT THE ABILITY TO COME
 MOTHER DORIS MANN,   A POPULAR MUSICAL   BACK HAVE BEEN THE ROCKY LEGEND!!     
 COMEDY STAR OF THE 50'S, TOGETHER THEY   JUST WHEN IT LOOKS  LIKE  THE CHAMP IS
 GIVE   US   AN   OUTRAGEOUS   LOOK  OF   DOWN FOR THE COUNT,   HE DISCOVERS THE
 HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE!!!                   RAW TALENT OF A YOUNG  FIGHTER  NAMMED
                                          TOMMY GUNN, WHO JUST MIGHT BE  ROCKY'S
            RATING: 60/100                LAST CHANCE FOR SALVATION!!!          
 VERDICT: COULD BE BETTER..               RATING: 70/100                        
                                  MOVIE REVIEWS (4)                    PAGE #049
        REVIEW OF HALLOWEEN 5             COMES TO THE FINAL CONFRONTION BETWEEN
        ---------------------             MICHEAL AND HIS NIECE.. WHAT HAAPENS??
                                          SEE   THE   MOVIE   FOR    YOURSELF!!!
 HE IS BACK,   MICHAEL  IN  YET ANOTHER                                         
 HALLOWEEN MOVIE!  THE MOVIE STARTS OFF   VERDICT: IF YOU LIKE HALLOWEEN 4, THEN
 FROM THE END  OF  NUMBER  4  WHERE  HE   YOU WILL LIKE HALLOWEEN 5...          
 GETS  SHOT INTO  A  GRAVEYARD  COFFIN,   RATING: 75/100                        
 AND USING  A  STICK  OF  DYNAMITE  THE                                         
 POLICE THROW  IT  IN  THE  COFFIN  AND             REVIEW OF HARDWARE          
 MICHAEL  ESCAPES  TO  SOME  OLD  MAN'S             ------------------          
 HOUSE   WHERE  HE  RECOVERS  FROM  HIS                                         
 WOUNDS!!  THEN THE STORY STARTS  OFF 1   IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT IT YET IT'S
 YEAR LATER WHEN MICHAEL IS FIT AGAIN!!   A  CROSS  BETWEEN  TERMINATOR,   BLADE
 (IS HE REAL, OR WHAT??) AND HE GOES ON   RUNNER AND  ALIEN.. BRIEFLY THE  STORY
 THE HUNT FOR HIS NEICE, WHO AT THE END   IS ABOUT THE FUTURE  WHERE  TECHNOLOGY
 OF NUMBER 4  WEN'T CRAZY  AND  STARTED   HAS VASTLY IMPROVED AND A BLOKE  FINDS
 STABBING  HER  STEP  MOTHER  FOR  SOME   A ROBOT HEAD AND GIVES IT TO HIS  GIRL
 REASON AND SHE IS  SENT TO SOME MENTAL   FRIEND AS A  PRESENT,  UNKNOWING  THAT
 INSTITUTION,  BUT  SHE  HAS  LOST  HER   ROBOT FINDS POWER FROM VARIOUS SOURCES
 VOICE AND SHE  KNOWS WHERE  HE  IS  BY   JOINS  IT'S SELF  UP  AND  GOES  ON  A
 SOME SORT OF MENTAL TELEPATHY AND  SHE   RAMPAGE TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE AS  IT'S
 ALSO KNOWS THAT HE IS  AFTER  HER  AND   NAME IS CALLED MARK 13 AND  IT  IS  AN
 WANT'S TO KILL HER. LATER ON HE  KILLS   ADVANCED  MILITARY ROBOT AND  IT  GOES
 SOME PEOPLE   (LIKE  USUAL)   AND THEN   AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THE  BOYFRIEND  +
                                  MOVIE REVIEWS (5)                    PAGE #050
 GIRL FRIEND  FOR A FINAL CONFRONTATION   THE PHONE SHE GOES INTO  THE  BATHROOM
                                          TO PUT SOME MAKE-UP ON,   OR SOMETHING
 VERDICT: REMINDED ME OF  TERMINATOR  A   LIKE THAT!  ANYWAY SHE  WITNESSED  THE
 BIT, A  LOW  BUDGET,   BETTER  TO  SEE   MAN GETTING MURDED AND PANICS AND  SHE
 TERMINATOR 2 WHEN IT COMES OUT!!!        TELLS ONLY HER CLOSEST   FRIENDS,  SHE
 RATING: 60/100                           THEN GOES INTO  HIDING  SOMEWHERE  OUT
                                          FAR AWAY, AND AN OFFICER FINDS OUT  OF
                                          HER WHEREABOUTS AND TRIES TO  CONVINCE
        REVIEW OF NARROW MARGIN           HER TO TESTIFY AGAINST THE MURDERERS..
        -----------------------           THE COP WAS FOLLOWED BY THE  GANGSTERS
                                          DUE TO CORRUPTION IN THE POLICE FORCE!
 NARROW MARGIN IS A FILM ABOUT  A  LADY   AND FROM THERE ON IN IT'S  A  FULL  ON
 WHO HAS BEEN DIVORCED FOR A FEW  YEARS   ACTION, I AM  NOT  GOING  TO  TELL YOU
 AND  HAS  GOT  A KID,   AFTER  SHE  IS   ANYMORE ABOUT THE MOVIE, AS  YOU  WILL
 STARTING TO GET HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER   HAVE TO WATCH IT FOR YOUR SELF!!!!    
 ONE OF HER CLOSEST FRIENDS  SET'S  HER                                         
 UP ON A BLIND DATE WITH SOME MAN  THAT   VERDICT:A COOL MOVIE,  WITH  LOT'S  OF
 SHE HAS NEVER MET BEFORE!! ANYWAY  SHE   ACTION.                               
 GOES OUT TO DINNER WITH  THE  MAN  AND   RATING: 90/100                        
 WHILE  SHE  IS  DINNING  OUT  THE  MAN                                         
 RECIEVES A IMPORTANT MESSAGE  AND  HAS   WELL THAT'S ALL FOR THE MOVIE  REVIEWS
 TO GO  UP  TO  HIS  ROOM  TO  MAKE  AN   FOR THIS ISSUE!!                      
 IMPORTANT PHONE CALL!!! SHE GOES UP TO   REVIEWS BY METALIC/INFINITY, AND  SOME
 THE ROOM WITH HIM AND WHILE HE  IS  ON   BY AXE/PUNISHERS!!!                   
                             A LETTER FROM A LAMER                     PAGE #051
 THE FOLLWOING LETTER  WAS SENT  TO  ME   WELL  THAT  WAS  THE LETTER AND ON THE
 METALIC OF  INFINITY,  ABUSING ME  AND   BACK OF THE ENVELOPE THERE WAS BIG RED
 THE  LAMER WHO WROTE IT, THREATENED TO   TEXTOR WRITING SAYING.  DO YOU WAN'T A
 START A WAR WITH INFINITY OVER SOME SO   WAR..   WELL ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO THIS
 CALLED MOVIE THE GUY WAS SUPPOSE TO OF   LITTLE  LAMER WHO IS IN A  GROUP  THAT
 SENT  ME,  WHICH  I  DIDN'T  RECEIVE..   NO BODY HAS EVER HEARD  OF IS...      
                                                                                
                                          FUCK WITH METALIC!!! AND YOU FUCK WITH
              THE LETTER                  YOUR LIFE!!!!                         
              ----------                                                        
                                          IF YOU  WANT A WAR, THEN A WAR  YOU'LL
                 HEY                      GET, AND REMEMBER.. INFINITY HAVE MUCH
 YOU HAVE NOT  SENT MY  VHS  TAPE  BACK   MORE POWER THAN YOU,  AND   I HAVE NOT
 YET!! WHEN I SEN'T IT TO YOU I WAS  AT   RECEIVED NO VIDEO  FROM  YOU!!   SO IF
 NAME SAM (LATER: COLTRAIN/MISTRAL....)   YOU  WANT YOU CAN STAY UNKNOWN TO  THE
 SO SEND MY TAPE BACK I'M  NO  IN  TEAM   REST OF THE SCENE, OR YOU CAN BE KNOWN
 CALLED    SIGMA...                       TO THE REST OF THE SCENE AS  A  LITTLE
 SO I  WANNA  HAVE  YOUR LATEST FILM IN   LAMER THAT YOU ARE!!!                 
 THE TAPE.                                                                      
 ARE YOU  METALIC/INFINITY  OR  SHOCKER         SIGNED: METALIC/INFINITY!       
 OF MYSTIX                                                                      
 IF I DON'T HAVE THE TAPE  IN  3  WEEKS                                         
 THERE WILL BE A WAR WITH YOU!!!                                                
                                                                                
                           A COOL BOOZER IN THE SCENE!                 PAGE #052
 YO FREAKS! HERE'S THE METALIC/INFINITY   IF  YOU   UNDERSTAND   WHAT   I  MEAN.
 STILL BOOZING AHEAD OF TIME,  WELL THE   OTHERWISE I THINK LIKE YOU THAT IT  IS
 OTHER DAY I RECEIVED  A  LETTER FROM A   A GREAT FEELING TO BE  STONED...  HAVE
 COOL  DUDE IN THE SCENE  WHO IS CALLED   YOU  EVER   TRIES   AMPHETAMINE.??????
 MIGHTYMUZ OF SPIRIT.  ANYWAY  HERE  IS   SOME FRIENDS OF MINE DID THAT. YOU ARE
 HIM TYPING HIS OPINION  ABOUT  BOOZING   AWAKE FOR ABOUT 10 HOURS, ON A  (100).
 AND DRUGS!!!!                            AND YOU SPEAK TO EVERYBODY. NOBODY CAN
                                          TALK YOU DOWN!  AND  EVERYTHING  FEELS
 I (MIGHTYMUZ) OF SPIRIT DRINK ALOT  OF   GREAT!    BUT I DON'T THINK THAT  I'LL
 BEER  AND  TEQUILA  AND  I   ALSO  GET   TRY IT, THAT'S ALL!!                  
 STONED  SOMETIMES.    WHEN I'M GETTING                                         
 STONED HERE IS SWEDEN I SMOKE  HASH...                  M-MUZ/SPIRIT.          
 BECAUSE IT IS DIFFICULT  TO  GET  WAYA                                         
 ' POT' HERE IS SWEDEN!!                                                        
 ANYWAY  AFTER  SMOKING  SOMETIMES YOUR                                         
 MEMORY FUCKS UP..  JUST FOR AN EXAMPLE                                         
 I CAN SIT AND WRITE A LETTER,  WHERE I                                         
 AM WRITING FOR EXAMPLE '   HERE'S  $10                                         
 BUY  ME  SOME   CIGARETTES  ETC. ETC.'                                         
 AND THEN I COPY SOME DISKS, PUT EM  IN                                         
 AN ENVELOPE, PUT SOME  STAMPS  ON  AND                                         
 SEND IT ,  AND  WHEN  I  COME  HOME  I                                         
 REMEMBER THAT I HAVE NOT SENT ANY 10$$                                         
 MY 'NEAR MEMORY' IS A BIT  FUCKED  UP.                                         
                      THE FULL AUSTRALIAN SCENE/HISTORY (1)            PAGE #053
 THE AUSTRALIAN SCENE DIDN'T REALLY START TILL THE AMIGA ARRIVED, WELL THERE WAS
 A LITTLE SCENE ON THE 64, BUT NOT MUCH!!   ANYWAY BACK IN 87 A COUPLE OF GROUPS
 STARTED TO FORM IN AUSTRALIA, OF WHICH THE MOST FAMOUS WERE AUSTRALIAN CRACKERS
 UNITED,  WHICH  BACK IN 87  CONCENTRATED IN IMPORTING AND  COMPILATIONS,   BACK
 THEN AUSTRALIAN CRACKERS UNITED WERE BUILT UP OF MANY SUB GROUPS  (A  BIT  LIKE
 ALPHA FLIGHT) SOME OF WHICH WERE, ACS, OMEGA 5 ETC.   THEN 1988 CAME  AND  ALOT
 OF AUSTRALIANS STARTED TO FORM A GROUP, SOME OF THE GROUPS AROUND IN 1988 WERE:
 THE EXCELLENCE CREW(WHICH WERE ON THE 64 AS WELL AS THE AMIGA. ),ATTRIUM  (THEY
 WERE VERY BIG BACK THEN WITH IMPORTS, THE  GAMESMAN  WAS  ONE  OF  THE  BIGGEST
 SINGLE PEOPLE IN THE AMIGA SCENE IN 88!!)  WELL AFTER THAT 1989 CAME  AND  ALOT
 OF AUSTRALIAN DUDES STARTED TO BUY AMIGA'S  IN  THIS  YEAR,  MANY  GROUPS  WERE
 FORMED,  FREEDOM FORCE AUSTRALIA, THE FIRESTARTERS (THEY DOMINATED IMPORTS!!!!)
 PHANTASIE (THEY DOMINATED TRAINERS, IMPORTS), X-BEAT AND A COUPLE OF OTHERS!!!!
 IN 1990 MANY GROUPS WERE FORMED AND MANY DIED!!!  SOME OF WHICH WERE ABEL (YEAH
 MY (METALIC'S OLD CREW!!), THEN IN JUNE 1990, 3 GROUPS FORMED TOGETHER AND MADE
 WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SUPER GROUP AT THE TIME, THESE 3 GROUPS WERE: ABEL AND
 FREEDOM FORCE + AMIGA INDUSTRIES AUSTRALIA, AND THE FORCE!!) THIS GROUP  WAS TO
 BE CALLED DECAY!!!!,  BUT IN AUGUST 90, DAWN/ACU JOINED PHROPHECY AND ELITE  OF
 DAWN AND METALIC OF DECAY FORMED A GROUP CALLED INFINITY..  ANOTHER  BIG  GROUP
 WAS ALSO FORMED IN 1990, THEY WERE CALLED  THE  PUNISHERS, AND  DOMINATED   THE
 SCENE IN THE SOUTH OF AUSTRALIA WITH MANY FAST TRAINERS!!  IN 1990  THERE  WERE
 3 AUSTRALIAN DISK-MAGAZINE'S RELESED, THEY WERE: 1) FRAUD (BY INFINITY!!)   AND
 2) THE SCENE BY ABEL, THEN DECAY!!  3) ROCK WALLABLY BY THE FORCE!!  THERE  WAS
 ONLY 1 COPY PARTY IN THE WHOLE OF 1990 AND THAT WAS HELD BY INFINITY AND MYSTIX
                      THE FULL AUSTRALIAN SCENE/HISTORY (2)            PAGE #054
 ORGANIZED BY METALIC/INFINITY AND WAZZA OF MYSTIX.. THAT PARTY DIDN'T END UP TO
 BE NOTHING SPETACULAR,  BUT I (METALIC/INFINITY) ENJOYED BOOZING HEAVY!!!!!!!!)
 THEN 1991 ARRIVED AND MORE NEW GROUPS FORMED, INFINITY QUIT ALL ACTIVITIES  FOR
 6 MONTHS, BUT THEN RETURNED IN APRIL, A NEW AND PROMISING  GROUP  IN  AUSTRALIA
 WERE FORMED, THEY ARE: INSANITY.  ANYWAY,  IN EASTER OF 1990, THERE WAS  AN  OK
 PARTY BY MYSTIX,  ALSO IN 1990 THE FAMOUS GROUP DEFJAM GOT AN AUSTRALIAN MEMBER
 WHO IS A GOOD CODER!!                                                          
 UM..  IN 1991 AUSTRALIA ALSO HAD A BIG LAMMER INCREASE, FOR EXAMPLE  THERE  ARE
 A LOT OF LAME MOTHERFUCKERS POPPING UP AROUND THE SYDNEY AREA OF AUSTRALIA,SOME
 OF THESE LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE: PHOBIA...  ANYWAY THAT'S ABOUT IT  FOR  THE
 AUSTRALIAN SCENE HISTORY.                                                      
                                                                                
                                  METALIC/INFINITY                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                             INTERVIEW WITH PANIC (1)                  PAGE #055
 WELL AS YOU  ALL  KNOW,  PANIC  ARE  A   FOR THE FUN, BUSINESS SUCKS-FRIENDSHIP
 GROUP THAT DRINKS ALOT OF ALCOHOL!!!!!   RULES.                                
 (COOL DUDES!!!!)  ANYWAY  WE CAUGHT UP                                         
 WITH WARHEAD  IN AN INTERVIEW..          FRD: WHAT BEER DO YOU DRINK?!?        
                                                                                
 FRD: HELLO WARHEAD/PANIC, HOW ABOUT AN   - I LIKE COOL GERMAN PILS, BEERS  LIKE
 INTERVIEW FOR THE FRAUD DISK-MAGAZINE!   A  KROMBACHER,  WARSTIENER,   ROLINCK,
                                          HARFORDER ,  FLENSBURGER,  BOELKSTOFF,
 - NICE...   I   ALWAYS  LOVE  TO  HELP   KARLSQUELL, BUT I  ALSO  LIKE  mWEIZEN
 IMPROVING NICE DISK-MAGS... (HEHE)       BEERS  LIKEERDINGER  OR  PALMANER  AND
                                          OF'COURSE I ALSO LIKE STARKBIER AND...
 FRD: OK, TELL US YOUR AGE AND POSITION                                         
 IN PANIC?                                FRD: TELL US YOUR CURRENT MEMBERSLIST?
                                                                                
 - OH.. HM, LET ME THINK I'LL JUST  ASK   - HMM... AH. JUST WAIT,  I'LL LOAD OUR
 MY MOTHER...  OK I'M JUST BACK TO TELL   INTERNAL MAG: OK.. HERE IT IS!        
 YOU THAT I'M 17.  MY FUNCTION IN PANIC   DESTINATOR   (CODER),   JESUS  (CODER)
 IS SPREADING, LAMMING  AND  DRINKING!!   SNIPPER (SWAPPER), DR. HEADCRASH (CODE
                                          MUSIC, GFX), FUGGE (SWAPPER),  WARHEAD
 FRD: WHAT IS THER AIM FOR PANIC?         (SWAPPER), DUST (GFX),  ERNIC  (CODER)
                                          FATMAN (CODE), FLAGG (HQ, SPREAD) FOXX
 - OF'COURSE WE TRY TO  RELESE  ALOT OF   (MUSIC, INTERNAL MAG!), CNTIANO (CODE)
 NICE DEMOS, AND WE ALSO WANT TO BECOME   MANHUNTER (MUSIC), MAXTOR (CODE, SWAP)
 FAMOUS, BUT WE ATLEAST  I,   DO IT ALL   PIRAHNA (CODE), SKYTEC (GFX) AND CONS!
                             INTERVIEW WITH PANIC (2)                  PAGE #056
 FRD: TELL   US    YOUR    HISTORY   ON   FRD: HOW MANY CONTACTS FO YOU HAVE????
 COMPUTERS?                                                                     
                                          - I HAVE ABOUT 40 - 50 CONTACTS.  THIS
 - WELL IN  THE MIDDLE OF 88,  I GOT MY   NUMBER IS CHANGING STEADILY, BECAUSE I
 GOOD OLD 64,   BUT I WAS  JUST  GAMING   ONLY KEEP THE BEST FOR A LONGER TIME!!
 AND  LAMING AROUND!!  IN THE END OF 89   I TRY TO BECOME A PURE ELITE SWAPPER!!
 I BOUGHT MY A500 AND SOON  STARTED  TO                                         
 SWAP!  MY FIRST  GROUP  WAS 'DELOREAN'   FRD: WHAT DO YOU LIKE??               
 WHICH JOINED PANIC SOME TIME AGO!!                                             
                                          - OH! I LIKE THE  NORMAL  THINGS  LIKE
 FRD: WHAT DISK-MAGAZINES DO YOU READ??   PARTIES, ALCOHOL, MORE ALCOHOL..   AND
                                          HANGING  AROUND  WITH  GOOD  FRIENDS!!
 - I READ ALL DISK-MAGAZINES THAT I GET   AND OF COURSE I LIKE TO GIVEINTERVIEWS
 BUT IF THE DISK-MAGAZINE IS  THAT  BAD   IN FRAUD, AND LONG LETTER'S FROM  GOOD
 AS FOR EXAMPLE JOLLY ROGERS..            FRIENDS!                              
                                                                                
 FRD: WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN  THE   FRD: WHAT DO YOU DIS-LIKE?            
 SCENE???                                                                       
                                          - OH.I HATE CONTACTS COMPLAINING ABOUT
 OH.  I THINK THAT I HAVE ALOT OF  GOOD   EVERY SECOND OF DELAY,  SCHOOL,  EVERY
 FRIENDS IN THE SCENE, SO THAT  I  WONT   KIND OF WORK!,  WARM  BEER,  HANGOVERS
 MENTION THEM HERE  AS  I  WILL  SURLEY   AND STUPID QUESTIONS!!                
 FORGET SOMEONE IMPORTANT!!!                                                    
                                          FRD: IS PHREAKING IMPORTANT FOR USE???
        INTERVIEW WITH PANIC (3)                  ABOUT INTERVIEWS!    PAGE #057
 - NO! I DONT CARE MUCH ABOUT THE MODEM   WOULD YOU LIKE TO  BE  INTERVIEWED FOR
 SCENE AT PRESENT..  BUT THINGS CHANGE.   THE   FRAUD  DISK-MAGAZINE??   WE  ARE
 PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE!!                  ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW  PEOPLE  TO  BE
                                          INTERVIEWED,  BUT  WE WANT PEOPLE THAT
 FRD: LAST OF ALL DO YOU  WANT  TO  SAY   ARE DIFFERENT, OR ABOVE AVERAGE!!!!!!!
 ANYTHING??                               WE WOULD LIKE TO INTERVIEW SOME  AMIGA
                                          AND 64 LEGENDS, GROUPS THAT HAVE  BEEN
 - YEP!! I WANNA THANK METALIC/INFINITY   AROUND SINCE THE BEGINNING,  AND  MADE
 FOR   LETTING   ME  ANSWER  THIS  COOL   THE AMIGA AND THE 64 WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!
 INTERVIEW AND OFCOURSE I ALSO  WANT TO   THOSE TYPE OF PEOPLE  ARE  MAINLY  THE
 GREET MY COOL CONTACTS!!                 ONES THAT WE WANT TO INTERVIEW!!!!    
 STAY BOOZED GUYS...        !!!           ALOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT THERE SHOULD
 AND NEVER FORGET.. PANIC BOTTLES AHEAD   BE MORE INTERVIEWS PER ISSUE, BUT ALSO
                                          ALOT OF OTHERS DISAGREE, SO IT IS VERY
 FRD: WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK WARHEAD OF   HARD TO PLEASE ALL TYPES  OF   PEOPLE,
 PANIC FOR LETTING US INTERVIEW HIM!!!!   BUT I THINK  THAT  WE  WILL  KEEP  THE
 AND WE  WOULD  ALSO  LIKE  TO  SAY  TO   NUMBER OF INTERVIEWS TO A LOW NUMBER..
 WARHEAD   THE   FOLLOWING!!   CONTINUE   ALSO IF ONE OF  YOUR  CONTACTS  IS  AN
 BOOZING!!!!! TRY SOME AUSTRALIAN BEERS   ELITE PERSON,   THEN YOU MAY INTERVIEW
 THEY  ARE  MUCH  MORE   STRONGER  THAN   HIM AND  SEND  THE  INTERVIEW  TO  THE
 EUROPEAN BEERS.. ABOUT 6% BOOZE!!        FRAUD DISK-MAGAZINE!!  BUT PLEASE MAKE
                                          SURE THAT YOU ASK HIM  QUESTIONS  THAT
                                          GOOD AND DIFFERENT..                  
                                          YOURS..    METALIC OF INFINITY!       
                              THE WORST HANGOVER!!!                    PAGE #058
 SHIT!!! IT'S FUCKING  11 O'CLOCK  ON A   GETS  YOU  DRUNK,   I  THINK THAT IT'S
 NICE SUNNY SATURDAY,   AND I HAVE JUST   THE MAIN THING!!  ANYWAY I  THINK THAT
 SPENT THE LAST 2 HOURS THROWING UP AND   THE WORST THING ABOUT BOOZING HEAVY IS
 DRINKING WATER!!!  COZ OF LAST NIGHT I   NOT   REMEMBERING  WHAT  YOU  DONE THE
 WENT OUT BOOZING!!  DRINKING 12 BEERS,   NIGHT BEFORE!!!  ANYWAY  I'LL  SAY  IT
 6 VODKA AND TONICS, 2 ZAMBUCA SLAMMERS   AGAIN AND AGAIN!! CONTINUE BOOZING!!  
 1  RUM  AND  COKE  AND A BANNANA RAMMA                                         
 COCKTAIL!! MY FUCKING HEAD IS THUMPING   ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY !!        
 HEAVY AND A ALSO HAVE VERY SORE EYES..                                         
 NOW  I  THINK  THAT  I SHOULD HAVE GOT                                         
 STONED,  INSTEAD OF DRUNK!!!  (I NEVER                                         
 FEEL SICK THE NEXT DAY  WHEN  I  SMOKE                                         
 POT!!)   THIS  IS  MOST  PROBABLY  THE                                         
 FUCKING WORST HANGOVER THT I HAVE EVER                                         
 HAD,   I  STILL  FEEL A BIT DRUNK FROM                                         
 LAST NIGHT,  AND  I  HAVE  RARELY  ATE                                         
 ANYTHING IN THE LAST 24  HOURS,  WHICH                                         
 IS BAD IF YOUR BODY AND  BLOOD  STREAM                                         
 IS FULLED UP WITH  ALCOHOL,   I  THINK                                         
 THAT I OVER DID IT WHEN I DRANK THEM 2                                         
 ZAMBUCA SLAMMERS, IF  YOU  DON'T  KNOW                                         
 WHAT ZAMBUCA IS, WELL IT IS  A  SPIRIT                                         
 THAT CONSISTS OF ABOUT 40% ALCOHOL AND                                         
 IT TASTES A BIT LIKE LICORISH,  BUT IT                                         
                          HOW DO CODERS GET IDEA'S                     PAGE #059
 SOME OF YOU MAY WONDER HOW SOME CODERS   EASIER CODING  WHEN  YOU  HAVE  HAD  A
 GET   THIER    IDEA'S   TO   DO   SOME   COUPLE OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS IN YOU!!!!!
 REMARKABLY BRILLIANT ROUTINES!           TRUST ME,  I KNOW!!!  THIS ROUTINE  OF
 WELL SOME GREAT CODERS MEDITATE  FOR A   FRAUD WAS CODED WHEN I WAS DRUNK!!!!!!
 COUPLE OF HOURS PER DAY AND WHILE THEY   YOUR MIND IS OPEN, AND  YOU  HAVE ALOT
 ARE MEDITATING THEY TRY  TO  THINK  OF   MORE PATIENCS WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A NICE
 BLITTER, SPRITES,  HARDWARE  REGISTERS   RELAXING ALCOHOLIC DRINK, OR 12...    
 ETC.. AND EVENTUALLY THEY WILL COME UP   ANYWAY,  DID YOU KNOW  THAT  PHOTON OF
 WITH SOME BRILLIANT (?) IDEA, AND THEN   SCOOPEX  (I  THINK  HE IS IN SCOOPEX?)
 THEY WILL GO AND PROGRAM IT, SOMETIMES   MEDITATES EVERY DAY, AND ON THE  OTHER
 WHILE THEY ARE  MEDITATING  THEY  WILL   HAND SLAYER OF SCOOPEX  IS  HARD  AWAY
 COME UP WITH  A  BRILLIANT IDEA FOR  A   BOOZING EVERYDAY!!  WELL WHAT EVER YOU
 DEMO, AND THEY WILL DO  THAT  IN THEIR   DO, IF IT'S BOOZING OR MEDITATING THEN
 NEXT DEMO!  ANYWAY BUT  ON  THE  OTHER   ENJOY  WHAT YOU  ARE  DOING  AND  KEEP
 HAND MANY ELITE PROGRAMMERS  ARE HEAVY   MAKING GREAT DEMOS!!                  
 BOOZERS, AND  WHILE  THEY  ARE BOOZING                                         
 THEY WILL COME UP WITH SOME NICE IDEA,         ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY     
 BECAUSE ALCOHOL OPENS UP  THE  MIND  A                                         
 LITTLE MORE THAN NORMAL (?!?!) WELL AT                                         
 -LEAST I THINK THAT IT DOES, AS MYSELF                                         
 (METALIC/INFINITY) I  FIGURED  OUT HOW                                         
 TO DO FILLED VECTORS WHILE I WAS UNDER                                         
 THE INFLUENCE OF ALOT OF BEER!!! ABOUT                                         
 10 BEERS TO BE EXACT!!IT IS ALSO A LOT                                         
                          NEW ID CARDS FOR 18+ A HASSLE!               PAGE #060
 FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, NOW IN QUEENSLAND   THE NIGHT CLUB!! WHILE I WAS  INSIDE I
 ( AUSTRALIA )      THERE    ARE    NEW   BOOZED A LITTLE MORE, AND MORE!!  THEN
 IDENTIFICATION  CARDS  OUT FOR  PEOPLE   I SAW A GIRL GETTING  KICKED  OUT  FOR
 OVER 18 WHO DON'T  HAVE  ANY  I.D.  TO   UNDER AGE!!  (SHE WAS ONLY 16)  ANYWAY
 PROVE SO,  IF  THEY TAKE  THERE  BIRTH   WITH THESE NEW ID  CARDS,  THE  IF YOU
 CERTIFICATE DOWN TO THE DRIVER LICENCE   GET ASKED FOR I.D. IN A  CLUB  AND YOU
 ISSUING  PLACE THEY WILL GET  A  PHOTO   DON'T HAVE ANY, YOU  WILL  GET  KICKED
 IDENTIFICATION,   NOW ALL OF THE NIGHT   OUT, AND THE BOUNCER AT THE DOOR  THAT
 CLUBS ONLY ALLOW PEOPLE WITH 18+ CARDS   LET YOU IN WILL  GET  A FINE,  AND THE
 OR A FULL DRIVERS  LICENCE  TO  ENTER,   PERSON THAT SERVED YOU A ALCOHOL DRINK
 THIS IS FUCKING BAD!!!  COZ THE  OTHER   WILL GET FINED AND ALSO THE MANAGEMENT
 NIGHT WHEN I  WENT OUT  BOOZING  THERE   WILL GET FINED!! AND IF  MORE  THAN  2
 WAS A COP AT THE  DOOR  OF  THE  NIGHT   PEOPLE  GET   CAUGHT,   THE  LICENCING
 CLUB, AND ALSO  A  BOUNCER,  OF COURSE   DEPARTMENT WILL SHUT THE PLACE DOWN!!!
 THE BOUNCER ASKED ME FOR I.D.  I  TOLD   SO NOW I  (METALIC/INFINITY)  HAVE  TO
 HIM THAT I HAVEN'T  GOT  ANY  (IF  YOU   LOOK FOR SOME NEW FAKE ID..  IF ANY OF
 SHOW A FAKE ID TO A COP,  THEN YOU GET   YOU OUT THERE CAN GET ME SOME  (PHOTO)
 ARRESTED COZ THEY KNOW  WHAT  IS  FAKE   ID THEN CONTACT ME, MY ADDRESS  IS ALL
 AND  WHAT  IS  REALITY!)  HE THEN SAID   OVER THIS MAG, AND I WILL BE  PREPARED
 THAT NEW LAWS HAVE COME IN AND  NOBODY   TO PAY MONEY FOR ONE ($100) DOLLARS...
 WILL BE ALOWED TO  ENTER!!  FUCK!!  SO   MORE IF IT IS A FAKE DRIVERS LICENCE!!
 ANYWAY I WEN'T TO A BAR NEXT DOOR  AND                                         
 BOOZED A LITTLE! THEN I WENT  AND SEEN             METALIC/INFINITY!!          
 THE MANAGEMENT, AND THEY LET ME  IN TO                                         
                           LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (1)                   PAGE #061
 HELLO METALIC...   MERCENARY OF MYSTIX   SAY THAT I  FOR  1  HAVE  NOT  GONE ON
 ERE... WELL RECENTLY I WAS LUCKY ENUFF   DECLARING  ANY  WAR ON ANYONE-  I HOPE
 TO GET HOLD OF AN  EDITION  OF  FRAUD.   THAT THESE INSULTS DIRECTED AT  MYSTIX
 WELL I RELISED THAT YOU AND WAZZA  ARE   WERE NOT DIRECTED TO THE  GROUP  AS  A
 NOT ON THE BEST OF TERMS, SO TO SPEAK,   WHOLE!! ANYWAY- WARS SUCK-- FRIENDSHIP
 BUT I AM INTERESTED  IN  WRITING  SOME   RULES... IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SOME
 STUFF FOR FRAUD.    I READ IN YOUR MAG   ARTICLES, SWAPPING CONTACT ME!        
 THAT  YOU  THINK  MYSTIX  ARE LAME- OR   I TRULY WANT TO HEAR OF WHAT YOU THINK
 THAT WE USE DEMO CREATORS ETC. ETC.. I   OF MYSTIX AS A WHOLE!                 
 HOPE THIS IS NOT A REFERRAL TO THECREW                                         
 AS A WHOLE.  I FOR ONE AM DEAD AGAINST   FRD: HELLO  MERCENARY..  WELL  I  HAVE
 WARS AND FIGHTING IN THE  SCENE  AND I   NOTHING AGAINST MYSTIX OR WHAT IS LEFT
 HONESTLY HOPE THAT THIS BATTLE BETWEEN   OF THEM ANYMORE..  WELL I  ALSO  DON'T
 YOU AND WAZZA  WILL  SORT  ITSELF  OUT   KNOW IF YOU ARE, OR ARE NOT  A  MEMBER
 (WELL ANGELS AND PARADOX DID!). ANYWAY   (DOESN'T MYSTIX  HAVE  ORGANISATION??)
 -BULLET  WROTE TO ME AND SAID THAT YOU   WELL I ALSO THINK THAT WARS WREAK  THE
 HAD SAID THAT I WAS NO LONGER A MEMBER   SCENE,  AND ALSO  BY  ALL  MEANS  SEND
 OF MYSTIX. IWAS WONDERING  IF  YOU CAN   SOME ARTICLES + NEWS IN,    YOU'LL GET
 TELL ME WHO TOLD YOU  THIS,  SO  I CAN   THE LATEST ISSUE OF FRAUD BACK!!!!!!!!
 FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.. I FOR 1 HAVE NOT   ALSO I HAVE NOT SAID THAT YOU ARE  NOT
 BEEN TOLD THIS YET.  I  HONESTLY  HOPE   A MEMBER OF MYSTIX,  WHETHER  YOU  ARE
 THAT IT IS  NOT  TRUE,   BUT  STILL- I   OR AREN'T IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
 THOUGHT I  HAD BETTER  CHECK  IT OUT..   SO I TEND TO MIND MY OWN  BUISNESS  IN
 ANYWAY WHAT I AM WRITING ABOUT  IS  TO   THAT ASPECT.                          
                           LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (2)                   PAGE #062
 YO METALIC!                              3)  DON'T USE CAPITALS AS GENERAL TEXT
            I  JUST  FINNALY  FINNISHED       FOR THE WHOLE MAG.. THIS  CAN  GET
 READING FRAUD #04    (THE FIRST  FRAUD       VERY BORING AND THEY ARE ALSO VERY
 THAT I HAVE READ)  AND I WOULD HAVE TO       HARDER TO READ THAN LOWERCASE.    
 SAY THAT IT IS A REALLY COOL DISK-MAG!                                         
 YOU ASKED FOR  SUGGESTIONS  ON HOW  TO   PLEASE   NOTE    THAT     THESE    ARE
 IMPROVE AND HERE ARE MINE:               CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISMS  THOUGH,   AND I
                                          STILL THINK THAT THE DISKMAG IS REALLY
 1) ORGANISE THE ARTICLES INTO SECTIONS   COOL AND HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GET HIGH
    EG.    PARTY    REPORTS,   REVIEWS,   PLACINGS ON THE CHARTS.   ALSO ANOTHER
    TECHNICAL STUFF,  INTERVIEWS  ETC..   THING IS THE  SPELLING!!   THERE  WERE
    AND  NOTE  THESE  SECTIONS  IN  THE   HEAPS OF  MISTAKES!  I  UNDERSTAND HOW
    INDEX.  THAT  WAY  PEOPLE  WHO  ARE   IT  WOULD  BE  TO  DO  THE  WHOLE  MAG
    INTERESTED IN  ONE  SECTION  CAN GO   VIRTUALLY BY YOURSELF, THOUGH. I WOULD
    STRAIGHT TO  THAT  SECTION  WITHOUT   LOVE TO HELP YOU WITH THE MAG  (I ALSO
    HAVING  TO  READ  EVERY  ARTICLE OR   LIVE IN BRISBANE)  AS  I  AM  GOOD  AT
    JUMP AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE..      SPELLING AND WRITING,    BUT SINCE YOU
                                          DON'T WANT A JOINT PRODUCTION  I GUESS
 2) USE DIFFERENT  COLOURED  TEXT/FONTS   THAT THIS WOULD BE OUT OF THE QUESTION
    IN THE  ARTICLES   (ESPECIALLY  THE   AS I AM CURRENTLY A MEMBER OF         
    INTERVIEWS   WHERE  YOU  COULD  USE   THE BREED/PUNISHERS.                  
    ALTERNATING COLOURS FOR EACH PERSON                                         
    THAT SPEAKS).. THIS WOULD ALSO GIVE                                         
    THE  ARTICLES  MORE  INDIVIDUALITY.                                         
                           LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (3)                   PAGE #063
(See first words for more info about      2) AT PRESENT I HAVE  NOT  GOT  ENOUGH
 Ulysses and him joining INFINITY)           MEMORY  TO  USE  DIFFERENT  COLORED
                                             TEXT.  IF I WAS TO DO THAT I  WOULD
 FRAUD: HELLO, THANX  FOR  YOUR  LITTLE      HAVE TO HAVE THE MAG LOAD EVERY NOW
 CRITISM, WE ARE ALWAYS OPEN TO CRITISM      AND AGAIN.  BUT THAT IS  ALL  GOING
 AND WAYS OF IMPROVING  THE  MAG,  WELL      TO BE IN THE NEW FRAUD  MENU-SYSTEM
 I WANT THE MAG TO STAY AS AN  INFINITY      WHEN I FINALLY  FINISH  CODING  THE
 PRODUCTION, BUT BY ALL  MEANS  YOU MAY      ROUTINE.                           
 HELP WITH ARTICLES AND IF YOU WANT YOU                                         
 CAN BECOME  AN  EDITOR  FOR  IT..  BUT   3) I ALWAYS TYPE MY ARTICLES  IN  WITH
 I'LL PRODUCE THE MAG.  WELL  HERE  ARE      CAPITAL LETTERS,   I FIND IT EASIER
 MY ANSWERS TO YOUR (3) REQUESTS..           TO READ, IT IS JUST A  HABIT I HAVE
                                             GOT INTO, BUT IF OTHER PEOPLE  SEND
 1) AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS ISSUE I HAVE      ME ARTICLES AND IT HAS ALREADY BEEN
    ORGANIZED    THE    ARTICLES   INTO      TYPED IN ON AN EDITOR, THEN I  WILL
    SECTIONS  FOR   VARIOUS   DIFFERENT      PUT IT IN THE WAY  THAT  THEY  HAVE
    SECTIONS.  I  CALLED THE INDEX  THE      TYPED IT.                          
    CONTENTS.  BUT PEOPLE ARE ALSO ABLE                                         
    TO GO STRAIGHT TO WHAT EVER ARTICLE   AND ABOUT THE  SPELLING,  WELL  IT  IS
    THEY   WANT   ANYWAY,   BY   SIMPLY   VERY DIFFICULT TO CORRECT ALL MISTAKES
    PRESSING 2 DIGITS  ON  THE  NUMERIC   AS EACH PAGE CONTAINS 2000  CHARACTERS
    KEY PAD..  (THAT  IS  OF COURSE  IF   AND IF THERE ARE ABOUT 100 PAGES IN AN
    THEY   HAD  BOTHERED  TO  READ  THE   ISSUE,   THERE    WOULD   BE  200, 000
    INSTRUCTIONS!)                        CHARACTERS.. AND NO ONE IS PERFECT.   
                                  THE CHARTS (1)                       PAGE #064
 HELLO ALL,  THE FAMOUS CHARTS ARE BACK            VOTED BEST LOOKING WOMEN     
 IN FRAUD #5,  MANY PEOPLE  HAVE  LIKED            ------------------------     
 THE VARIOUS THINGS THAT  THERE  ARE IN                                         
 THE CHARTS,   ALSO  MANY  PEOPLE  HAVE            (1)   JULIA ROBERTS          
 VOTED, SO IF YOU WANT TO VOTE  IN  THE            (2)   ELLE MC FERSON         
 CHARTS, THEN SEND  A  SHEET  OF  PAPER            (3)   ALISON GREY            
 WITH YOUR  VOTES ON TO  THE  FOLLOWING            (4)   KIM BASINGER           
 ADDRESS:                                          (5)   DEMI MOORE             
                                                   (6)   MICHELLE PFEIFFER      
           METALIC/INFINITY                        (7)   KYLIE MINOUGE          
           PO.BOX 696                              (8)   DANIEL MINOUGE         
           KENMORE 4069                            (9)   JANE BALDER            
           AUSTRALIA                               (10)  JENIFER KYTE           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                 VOTED SCENE DISK-MAGAZINES     
   VOTED BEST SCENE ALCOHOL CONSUMER             --------------------------     
   ---------------------------------                                            
                                                   (1)  I.C.E (CYTAX)           
     (1)  ED -209 OF EXOTIC MEN                    (2)  HACK-MAG (D-TECT)       
     (2)  HOFFI OF BLOODSUCKERS                    (3)  ZINE (BRAINSTORM)       
     (3)  SLUGGER OF COMA                          (4)  DISC (VARIOUS)          
     (4)  WARHEAD OF PANIC                         (5)  MC DISK (COMA)          
     (5)  SLAYER OF SCOOPEX                                                     
                                  THE CHARTS (2)                       PAGE #065
        VOTED BEST UTILITIES                       VOTED BEST DEMO GROUP        
        --------------------                       ---------------------        
                                                                                
     (1)  DEVPAC ASSMEBLER                      (1)  PHENOMENA                  
     (2)  X-COPY                                (2)  SANITY                     
     (3)  ASMONE                                (3)  REBELS                     
     (4)  DISKMASTER                            (4)  TRISTAR/RED SECTOR INC.    
     (5)  CYGNUS ED                             (5)  DEFJAM                     
                                                                                
       VOTED BEST BEER DRINK                       VOTED BEST SCENE CODER       
       ---------------------                       ----------------------       
                                                                                
        (1)  CARSLBERG                          (1)  PROMAX OF ???              
        (2)  BUDWEISER                          (2)  MR.GURK OF PHENOMENA       
        (3)  CASTLEMAINE DRY                    (3)  DELTA OF TRSI              
        (4)  HINEKEN                            (4)  PHOTON OF SCOOPEX          
        (5)  XXXX                               (5)  SLAYER OF SCOOPEX          
                                                                                
       VOTED BEST TRAINER GROUP                  VOTED BEST ALCOHOLIC DRINK     
       ------------------------                  --------------------------     
                                                                                
        (1)  THE PUNISHERS                      (1)  VODKA AND TONIC            
        (2)  ENERGY                             (2)  VODKA LIME AND LEMON       
        (3)  THE COMPANY                        (3)  RUM AND COKE               
                    NEW PHREAKING METHODS IN AUSTRALIA                 PAGE #066
 MANY OF YOU  ELITE  PEOPLE KNOW  ABOUT   USE BLUE BOXING METHODS,  FOR  ALL USE
 AT&T   AND   MCI  AND  CCS  AND  OTHER   LITTLE LAME MOTHER FUCKERS  THAT DON'T
 AMERICAN PHONE NETWORKS,  BUT  NOW  IN   KNOW HOW TO BLUE BOX, I'LL EXPLAIN!!!!
 AUSTRALIA   THERE  IS  TELECOM  CARDS,   REMEMBER ONLY IN FRAUD WOULD YOU  HEAR
 VIRTUALLY THE  SAME  AS  THE  ONES  IN   SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!                 
 AMERICA,   BUT WITH TELECOM CARDS  YOU   GET YOURSELF A  COPY  OF  THE  BLUEBOX
 ARE ABLE TO CALL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD   PROGRAM,  LOAD IT UP AND FIGURE IT OUT
 NOT  LIKE  WITH  AT&T  AND THE OTHERS,   THEN DIAL A DISCONNECTED  PHONE NUMBER
 WHERE  YOU ARE ABLE TO  CALL  USA  AND   ONCE THE MESSAGE HAS COME ON, PUT YOUR
 CANADA ONLY!!  TELECARDS CAN ALSO EVEN   PHONE NEAR THE MONITOR (WITH YOUR BLUE
 BE USED FROM A PHONE BOX ANYWHERE,  SO   BOX PROGRAM LOADED)  AND  THEN  DIAL A
 WHEN ELITE HACKERS START HACKING THESE   NUMBER IN YOUR COUNTRY ONLY!!    SORRY
 IT   WILL   BE  HEAVEN  FOR  ALL  COOL   I DON'T WANT TO  GIVE  AWAY  ANY  MORE
 PHREAKERS,  I ASSUME THAT THE TELECARD   TRICKS OF PHREAKING, AS  IT  COULD  BE
 NUMBER WILL BE WORLD-WIDE  TOLL  FREE,   DEADLY IN THE WRONG HANDS...          
 BUT I AM NOT TOO  SURE THERE.  I DON'T                                         
 THINK THAT IT WILL BE TOO DIFFICULT TO                      LATER..            
 USE THE TELECARDS, BUT I HAVE HEARD BY                                         
 RUMOUR   THAT   IT   WILL   BE  NEARLY                                         
 IMPOSSIBLE TO HACK THE FUCKERS OUT,BUT                                         
 WE WILL  HAVE  TO  WAIT  AND  SEE.  MY                                         
 OPINION  IS  THAT  AFTER  ABOUT 1 YEAR                                         
 THEY WILL BE REGULALLY USED WORLDWIDE.                                         
 WELL FOR THE TIME BEING WE SHOULD JUST                                         
                          OPEN LETTER TO LORD FAUL                     PAGE #067
 I KNOW THAT OPEN LETTERS AREN'T REALLY   LORD  FAUL  IS  NOTHING  IN  THE  REAL
 GOOD,  BUT  I WAN'T  TO  TELL  YOU ALL   COMPUTER  SCENE,   HE   JUST  REVOLVES
 ABOUT THE BIGGEST LITTLE LAMER  IN THE   AROUND HIS HOME TOWN, SYDNEY/AUSTRALIA
 SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!! YES. MOST OF YOU   EVEN ALL  OF  THE  LITTLE   LAMERS  IN
 WILL  KNOW  WHO  I AM TALKING ABOUT BY   SYDNEY HATE THIS MOTHER FUCKER!!      
 NOW.. A LITTLE  LAMER NAMED  LORD FAUL   WELL A LOT OF YOU  MAY KNOW THAT  LORD
 WHO USED TO CALL HIMSELF  VEKTOR,  AND   FAUL (VEKTOR AT THE TIME) CLAIMED THAT
 THIS LITTLE  LAMER RUNS A  LITTLE LAME   HE WAS  A  MEMBER  OF  SPREADPOINT  IN
 BBS FOR DECAY!  LORD FAUL IS AN  18/19   EARLY 90. THEN MUNSTER FOUND OUT  THAT
 YEAR OLD LOOSER   (HE ONLY LOOKS ABOUT   THE  LAMER WAS CLAIMING TO BE A MEMBER
 12) ,  TO START WITH.. THIS  LAMER HAS   AND TOLD THEM TO FUCK UP.  THE  VEKTOR
 NOTHING   BETTER  TO  DO  THAN  SPREAD   JOINED DECAY AND THEN  HE  GOT  KICKED
 LITTLE LAME STUFF ABOUT INFINITY, JUST   OUT,  SO HE  THEN WENT AND  JOINED THE
 TO  PROVE TO  YOU ALL HOW  MUCH  OF  A   PUNISHERS,  THEN HE GOT  KICKED OUT OF
 STUPID MOTHER FUCKER THIS GUY IS, WELL   THE PUNISHERS,  THEN  HE  CHANGED  HIS
 AT THE MYSTIX EASTER PARTY IN CANBERRA   NAME BECAUSE  NOBODY WANTED HIM!!!    
 (AUSTRALIA) LORD FAUL WORE SUN GLASSES   WELL TO END THIS ARTICLE I WOULD  LIKE
 ALL  OF  THE  TIME   (EVEN  AT  NIGHT,   TO SAY TO DECAY THE FOLLOWING:  IF YOU
 INSIDE)   MAYBE IN CASE  PEOPLE  WOULD   WANT YOUR GROUP TO STAY  ELITE  THAN I
 RECOGNIZE HIM  AND  PUNCH  THE  LIVING   SUGGEST THAT YOU KICK LORD FAUL OUT!!!
 FUCK OUT OF  HIM!!!   THE  THING  THAT                                         
 MAKES ME LAUGH ABOUT  THIS  LAMER   IS       SIGNED: METALIC/INFINITY          
 THAT HE  CLAIMS  TO  BE  THE  GREATEST                                         
 HACKER,  BUT HE JUST KIDS HIMSELF.....                                         
                              HOW TO BE AN EDITOR                      PAGE #068
 AS YOU ALL MAY KNOW,  US IN  THE FRAUD   IN THE NEWS AND  RUMOURS  SECTION.  WE
 DISK-MAGAZINE NEED SOME  MORE EDITORS,   ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR  SOME MUSICIAN TO
 (NOT PRODUCERS) AS AN EDITOR YOU  WILL   DO A TUNE FOR EACH ISSUE,  AND  A  GFX
 GET THE LATEST ISSUE OF FRAUD, AND  BE   DUDE TO DRAW ALL OF THE FRAUD LOGOS.. 
 A REGULAR ARTICLE  WRITER AND ALSO GET   THEY WILL ALSO GET THE LATEST ISSUE OF
 FREE  ADVERTS,  YOU CAN ALSO INTERVIEW   FRAUD AND THEY WILL ALSO GET FREE  ADS
 PEOPLE IF YOU WANT TO..   UM..  IF YOU   SO WRITE NOW TO THE FOLLOWING  ADDRESS
 WANT TO BE MORE THAN AN  EDITOR,  SUCH   IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ANYTHING THAT
 AS A PRODUCER,   THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO   I HAVE MENTIONED..                    
 BE A MEMBER OF INFINITY,  AS THE FRAUD                                         
 DISK-MAGAZINE WILL  STAY  AN  INFINITY   WRITE TO:                             
 ONLY PRODUCTION!!!  WE  ARE ALSO AFTER               METALIC/INFINITY          
 NEWS COLLECTERS FROM EACH COUNTRY,  WE               PO.BOX 696                
 ALREADY HAVE ONES  FROM THE  FOLLOWING               KENMORE 4069              
 COUNTRIES..   GERMANY, ENGLAND, SWEDEN               AUSTRALIA                 
 AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND...    SO IF YOU                                         
 ARE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY  THAN THE                                         
 ONES THAT I HAVE JUST MENTIONED,  THEN                                         
 PLEASE CONTACT US..    BUT NOTE:   YOU          LATER. METALIC/INFINITY        
 MUST HAVE ACCESS TO A LOT OF TRUE NEWS                                         
 EACH ISSUE..  AS A  NEWS CORRESPONDENT                                         
 YOU WILL GET FREE  ADVERTS, THE LATEST                                         
 ISSUES OF FRAUD AS  THEY  ARE RELEASED                                         
 ETC..  AND YOU WILL ALSO GET  CREDITED                                         
                                DISK-MAGAZINE CORNER (1)               PAGE #069
 HELLO EVERYBODY,  AND  WELCOME  TO THE   MC DISK: HELLO COMA,  YOUR  1ST  ISSUE
 DISK-MAGAZINE CORNER FOR THE 5TH ISSUE            WAS REALLY  GREAT FOR  A  1ST
 OF THE FRAUD DISK-MAGAZINE BY INFINITY            ONE.. I THINK THAT  YOUR  MAG
 WELL THERE HAVE BEEN A  COUPLE  OF NEW            HAS ALOT  OF  POTENTIAL,  BUT
 MAGS RELESED IN THE LAST MONTH OR SO..            PLEASE   CHANGE   YOUR   MENU
 IF YOU DO A DISK-MAGAZINE THEN  PLEASE            LAYOUT, AS IT LOOKS  TO  MUCH
 SEND YOUR LATEST ISSUE TO US,   AND WE            LIKE HACK-MAG!! BUT STILL  IT
 WILL SEND  YOU  THE  LATEST  ISSUE  OF            IS A COOL MAG.               
 FRAUD,  AS  I  THINK THAT IT IS ALWAYS                                         
 GOOD FOR MAG EDITORS/PRODUCERS TO KEEP   MAGGY:   HELLO COMPLEX, YOUR ISSUE #10
 IN CONTACT!!   SEND YOUR DISK-MAGAZINE            WAS NICE, I LIKES THE ARTICLE
 TO THIS ADDRESS:                                  ABOUT LEGENDS IN THE SCENE BY
                                                   GRENDEL OF (B).. YOUR MENU IS
            METALIC/INFINITY                       OK ALSO..  KEEP UP THE WORK..
            PO.BOX 696                                                          
            KENMORE 4069                  I.C.E:   HELLO  CYTAX,    YOUR  LATEST
            AUSTRALIA                              ISSUE WAS QUITE NICE,  BUT IN
                                                   THE DISK-MAG CHARTS  YOU  HAD
 WELL HERE ARE SOME MESSAGES/COMENTS TO            NEWS FLASH IN THERE, UMM..  I
 OTHER  DISK-MAGAZINES. I  WOULD   ALSO            HAVEN'T SEEN AN ISSUE OF NEWS
 LIKE TO SAY THAT IF YOU DO A MAG, THEN            FLASH IN 9 MONTHS...         
 YOU ARE WELCOME TO SEND US  A  MESSAGE                                         
 OR COMMENT IN IT!  WE  WOULD  HONESTLY   D.I.S.C: YO  PINCHER,   STILL  LOOKING
 LIKE  TO HEAR  WHAT YOU  HAVE TO  SAY!            FORWARD TO THE NEW MENU..    
                                DISK-MAGAZINE CORNER (2)               PAGE #070
 THE SCENE: YO    PSYKIC,    HAVE   YOU   ARE IN IT!!!  PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!!!!!
            FINISHED    THE   CODE  FOR                                         
            ISSUE #5 OF THE SCENE YET??   WELL THAT'S ALL FOLKS FOR THE DISK-MAG
            I  AM  LOOKING  FORWARD  TO   CORNER,  BUT IT WILL BE  BACK  IN  THE
            READING IT!!                  NEXT ISSUE OF FRAUD!! SO START SENDING
                                          YOUR MAGAZINE ON DISK TO US!!!!       
 SLIME: HELLO   SHOWGUN,   THANX    FOR                                         
        CONTACTING ME,   I  AM  LOOKING         L8R. METALIC/INFINITY           
        FORWARD  TO  READING  THE  NEXT                                         
        ISSUE OF YOUR MAGAZINE!!   WHAT                                         
        DO YOU THINK OF THIS ISSUE??                                            
                                                                                
 CRACKERS JOURNAL: GETTING BETTER......                                         
                                                                                
 HACKMAG: YO D-TECT,   HAVENT  SEEN  AN                                         
          ISSUE IN A WHILE,  SO I CAN'T                                         
          REALLY COMENT ABOUT HACK-MAG,                                         
          BUT PLEASE  CONTACT  ME  WITH                                         
          YOUR LATEST ISSUE!!!                                                  
                                                                                
 BAD TONGUE: YO IBB, THE BAD  TONGUE IS                                         
             THE    BEST  MAGAZINE  FOR                                         
             GRAPHICS,  I  REALLY  LOVE                                         
             SOME OF THE GRAPHICS  THAT                                         
                               DEMO REVIEWS (1)                        PAGE #071
     REVIEW OF 'FIRST ONE' BY POWER       THE RAZOR DOTS SCROLL  LEFT  TO  RIGHT
     ------------------------------       MERGE TOGETHER!!                      
                                                                                
 THIS DEMO IS QUITE SIMPLY,   BUT  VERY   THIS GETS A METALIC RATING OF 70/100  
 NICE... IT FEATURES A FADE IN/OUT LOGO                                         
 VERTICAL BARS,   VERTICAL BAR  WRITER,                                         
 MULTI-SCROLLER PART WITH  FULL  SCREEN       REVIEW OF BBS INTRO BY SCROOGE    
 POWER LOGO BEHIND  IN  3  PLANES,  AND       ------------------------------    
 SOME OTHER STUFF!!  ALL IN ALL I LIKED                                         
 THIS DEMO,    IT'S SMALL  BUT  NICE!!!   QUITE A NICE LITTLE INTRO, IT FEATURES
 IT GET'S A METALIC RATING OF 55/100...   MANY, MANY 8 COLOURED BOBS,  AND  A  8
                                          COLOURED 3 PIXEL SINUS SCROLLER ON THE
                                          TOP OF THE BOBS..  DOWN THE  BOTTOM OF
   REVIEW OF BBS INTRO BY RAZOR 1911      THE SCREEN THERE  IS  A  NICE  SCROOGE
   ---------------------------------      LOGO..                                
                                                                                
 WHEN I  SEEN  THIS  INTRO I WAS  QUITE   THIS GETS A METALIC RATING OF 70/100  
 IMPRESSED, AS IT IS REALLY  COOL!!! IT                                         
 FEATURES A LARGE 8 PIXEL COPPER SCREEN                                         
 SAYING  THE BBS  NAME  AND  THEN  THAT         REVIEW OF ACTION BBS INTRO      
 EXPLODES OFF INTO 8 PIXEL BLOCKS,  AND         --------------------------      
 THERE IS A TEXT SCREEN BEHIND THAT!!!!                                         
 AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN  THERE ARE   ONCE AGAIN A NICE BBS INTRO,  THIS ONE
 SOME DOTS CONSTRUCTING A RAZOR LOGO...   FEATURES  A  NICE   ACTION  LOGO  THAT
                               DEMO REVIEWS (2)                        PAGE #072
 BOUNCES  A  LITTLE   THEN  DISAPPEARS,   WELL THATS ALL FOR  THE  DEMO  REVIEWS
 NEXT   COME   A   LARGE   ACTION  LOGO   FOR THIS ISSUE,  BUT THEY WILL BE BACK
 SCROLLING FROM  LEFT TO RIGHT  WITH  A   IN THE NEXT ISSUE,   IF YOUR GROUP HAS
 NICE TYPE OF BOB/SINUS  SCROLLER GOING   RECENTLY DONE A DEMO,  THEN SEND IT TO
 OVER IT IN 8 COLOURS, AT THE BOTTOM OF   ME, AND I'LL REVIEW IT AND ON THE DISK
 THE SCREEN THERE  IS  A  ACTION  LOGO,   THAT YOU SEND TO ME YOU WILL  GET  THE
 WITH A ZONE LOGO ON TOP OF IT..          LATEST  ISSUE  OF  FRAUD  WHEN  IT  IS
 THE MUSIC IS ALSO  QUITE NICE  IN THIS   RELEASED.                             
 BBS INTRO,  IT GETS  A  METALIC RATING                                         
 OF 65/100                                                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
    REVIEW OF BBS INTRO BY POSSESSED                                            
    --------------------------------                                            
                                                                                
 ANOTHER  ULTRA  COOL BBS  INTRO,  THIS                                         
 INTRO FEATURES A REALLY COOL POSSESSED                                         
 LOGO,   AND BELOW THAT THERE IS A TEXT                                         
 WRITER,     THERE  ARE SOME  3D  STARS                                         
 BEHIND THE TEXT WRITER.    AND  ON TOP                                         
 OF THE LOT THERE ARE  2  FILLED VECTOR                                         
 CUBES ROTATING AROUND AND DISAPPEARING                                         
 OFF  INTO  THE  DISTANCE  BERHIND  THE                                         
 POSSESSED LOGO.. RATING 70/100                                                 
                           RECENT AUSTRALIAN DEMOS (1)                 PAGE #073
 Hello Viewerz,                           set eyes on is Jarre's new BBS mentro,
                                          for The PUNISHERS BBS(Enterprise). The
 To start off  I'll review Caddy's demo   new number will be posted in it. Again
 for DEFJAM... 'Pixel Nation' Caddy has   another cool  Aussie production by one
 sent me a preview's and I'll tell  you   of Australia's most luvd coder -Jarre-
 know  that  this  demo  will easily be   It has very cool sound and FX. I can't
 reighned  as  Australia's  Best  Demo!   judge the GFX coz they're mine(Aren't-
 You say naa the DECAY Simpsons demo or   I busy!) Anyway  try  catch  this demo
 INSANITY's  Simpsons  demo or  Finally   as soon as it's released! It should be
 MISTIX Glitch demo... But face reality   out very soon!                        
 If you havn't seen this hot production                                         
 then you  have not seen  an Australian   As it is I give it a throbbing 7!     
 Demo. This demo has got track loading,                                         
 filled,Light-sourced inconvex vectors,   --------------------------------------
 Cool  Music... I  won't  judge the GFX   The long awaited PUNISHERS  multi-part
 Cause they are by me see for your self   'Slight of Hand' By Cameo and Savatage
 ummm expanding this and that.. And the   of The PUNISHERS should be released if
 code is delicious!! All over a  nice &   not now then soon. A very cluey-minded
 new kick ass demo by Caddy!              demo very  technical. The GFX.. well i
                                          made them as well also da music Iswear
 In my books it's at 9 outta 10!          that's it no more for anyone!! eh heh!
                                          The coding is very professional. Quite
 --------------------------------------   a good effort from the boys.  Also get
   Another new  Aussie demo that I have   your hands on this one!               
                           RECENT AUSTRALIAN DEMOS (2)                 PAGE #074
  -*- Write to us if you want it -*-      the one thing that most Aus crews lack
 As it is i give it an 8!                 most  is  Unreal Music! But  hopefully
 I'll try not to be byist...              they will have some intime for the PNS
 --------------------------------------   and INS copy party in Melb.(Australia)
   Also  another  Aussie demo i saw not   The gfx  are done mostly by Bullet who
 long  ago was The LIBERTY House-Demo!!   is INSANITY's best GFX artist...      
 Coded by Quasar... one  of the old ACU                                         
 coders(like Jarre!) It is a House-type   I will not judge this demo!           
 demo you know  Techno-funk shit.  Well   it's strictly for the party!          
 this demo is not bad.. original ideas,   --------------------------------------
 at the start you are  login in on a Oz   Who are Zeus? I  wish I had  a  dollar
 BBS,like Jarre's ANGELS Demo! Da Music   for every time I got asked that..     
 is not bad,  The GFX could be improved   They are a new lame crew in Melbourne.
 a lil' though..                          They are GFX rippers.  If you  compare
                                          the DEFJAM logo by Mekkanik/PNS-USA on
 I give it a 5 for the idea!              the Gods trainer by Caddy...  And then
 --------------------------------------   grab the Zeus intro... you'll here the
   INSANITY.. Will be  completing their   comment 'Oh yeah!' Enough of harrasing
 demo in the near future.. It will be a   them.. they  won't  ever be elite they
 multi-part demo.. I have seen most  of   just mail-trade and swap.. But careful
 the parts they are coded by  everyone.   don't belive the hype!                
 A group effort-more crews should do da                                         
 same. This demo looks alright so far..   I'll give there intro a -2 for rippin'
 There is one thing that is missing and              REVIEWS BY DIGIT/PUNISHERS!
                           AUSTRALIAN CHARTS (1)                       PAGE #075
 HELLO DUDES!!   WELL   HERE   ARE  THE           BEST AUSTRALIAN CRACKER       
 AUSTRALIAN CHARTS SECTION OF THIS DISK           -----------------------       
 MAGAZINE,  ON THIS DISK YOU  WILL FIND                                         
 A VOTING FORM FOR THEM!!   OR  IF  YOU     1/  THE INNER CIRCLE (QUARTEX)  (7) 
 LIKE YOU CAN VOTE  ON  THE  CHERNOBYL      2/  PIRHANA (SYMBYOSIS)         (1) 
 BBS IN MELBOURNE/AUSTRALIA!!                    ARNOTTS                    (1) 
 YOU MAY ONLY VOTE IN THIS  SECTION  IF                                         
 YOU  LIVE  IN  AUSTRALASIA...    SORRY                                         
 EURO FREAKS, BUT USE CAN VOTE  IN  THE          BEST AUSTRALIAN DISK-MAG       
 OPEN CHARTS!!                                   ------------------------       
                                                                                
          BEST AUSTRALIAN BBS               1/  FRAUD (INFINITY)            (8) 
          -------------------               2/  THE SCENE (DECAY)           (1) 
                                                                                
   1/  ENTERPRISE (PUNISHERS) (6)                                               
   2/  CHERNOYBLE (PUNISHERS) (3)               BEST AUSTRALIAN GRAPHICIAN      
                                                --------------------------      
                                                                                
        BEST AUSTRALIAN CODER               1/  DIGIT (PUNISHERS)           (7) 
        ---------------------               2/  TROOPER                     (1) 
                                                 WIZ OF OZ (DECAY)          (1) 
   1/  CADDY (DEFJAM)         (6)           3/  BULLET (INSANITY)           (1) 
   2/  PIRHANA (SYMBYOSIS)    (1)                                               
       I.O (PUNISHERS)        (1)                                               
                           AUSTRALIAN CHARTS (2)                       PAGE #076
      BEST AUSTRALIAN MUSCIAN                     MOST HATED AUSTRALIAN         
      -----------------------                     ---------------------         
                                                                                
   1/  DIGIT (PUNISHERS)      (6)           1/  DEMON (MYSTIX)              (4) 
   2/  GENOCIDE (INSANITY)    (1)           2/  LORD FOUL (DECAY)           (3) 
       GIZMO                  (1)           3/  GINNIE                      (1) 
       SCORPION (MYSTIX)      (1)                                               
                                                                                
                                                  MOST LOVED AUSTRALIAN         
    BEST AUSTRALIAN TRAINER MAKER                 ---------------------         
    -----------------------------                                               
                                            1/  KRAZI (PUNISHERS)           (5) 
  1/  ICE (PUNISHERS)         (6)           2/  ELLE Mc PHERSON             (1) 
  2/  CADDY (DEFJAM)          (3)               DIGIT (PUNISHERS)           (1) 
                                                AXE (PUNISHERS)             (1) 
                                                                                
        BEST AUSTRALIAN SONG                                                    
        --------------------              WELL  THATS  ALL  FOR  THE  AUSTRALIAN
                                          CHARTS,  BUT I WOULD LIKE TO URGE  ALL
  1/  THINGS THAT MAKE YOU                AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE TO VOTE IN THEM!!!!!
      GO HM (C&C MF)          (4)         IT DOESN'T COST YOU NOTHING TO VOTEFOR
  2/  TRANCENTRAL (KLF)       (1)         THE CHARTS, SO GET GOING!!!           
      RING RING (DE LA SOUL)  (1)                                               
      JOYRIDE (ROXETTE)       (1)                                               
                                  FUCK VIRUSES                         PAGE #077
 DONT YOU REALLY HATE IT WHEN YOU GET A   UP BULLETIN BOARDS,  IN  THE  BEGINING
 VIRUS ON YOUR DISK???  WELL IF YOU ARE   OF THE AMIGA THERE WERE  A  COUPLE  OF
 LIKE ME AND YOU ARE  A CODER  THEN YOU   LITTLE JOKE VIRUSES, AN EXAMPLE IS THE
 WILL KNOW HOW BAD IT IS  WHEN A  VIRUS   SCA..  THAT VIRUS ONLY WROTE ITS  NAME
 DESTROYS  YOUR  SOURCES!!!   IT  MAKES   TO A SPARE SECTOR ON  THE  DISK..  AND
 YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE  WRITE  VIRUSES,   THAT WAS DONE  JUST TO  GET  A  LITTLE
 MAYBE  BECUASE  THEY  THINK THAT  JUST   FAMOUS,  IT DIDN'T ERASE  THE  PROGRAM
 CRACKERS WILL GET HOLD OF IT???   WELL   OR FUCK UP THE DISK LIKE ALOT  OF  THE
 I THINK THAT  IN THE  BEGINING  PEOPLE   VIRUSES NOWADAYS DO,  WHAY CAN'T VIRUS
 THOUGHT THAT ONLY ILLEGAL PEOPLE WOULD   CODERS CODE SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING
 GET  A  COPY  OF  A  VIRUS,   BUT  NOW   THAN A LAME  VIRUS,   LIKE  A  AWESOME
 EVERYONE GETS VIRUSES SOONER OR LATER.   DEMO,  OR DENTRO???    LET'S  FACE  IT
 THERE IS NO SENSE  TO  THEM,   I  HAVE   YOU COULD GET FAMOUS BY DOING  A  NICE
 EVEN HEARD OF VIRUS PROGRAMMER'S  THAT   DEMO,  BUT IF YOU WRITE A VIRUS,  THEN
 HAVE DESTROYED SOME OF THERE OWN DISKS   NOBODY WILL KNOW WHO  DONE  THE  VIRUS
 WHILE  WRITING  THE  VIRUS!!!  VIRUSES   AND YOU WILL NOT GET THE CREDIT FOR IT
 ARE   SLOWLY   WREAKING   THE   SCENE,   ANYWAY THINK ABOUT IT...              
 ALONG WITH ALL OF THE OTHER STUFF THAT                                         
 IS...   VIRUSES STUFF UP MANY HOURS OF   ARTICLE BY metalic of infinity!       
 PEOPLES WORK,  WHETHER IT BE CODERS OR                                         
 GRAPHICIANS  OR  MUSICIANS..  THEY  DO                                         
 NOTHING TO A SWAPPER, AS A SWAPPER CAN                                         
 GET A COPY  OF  THE  PROGRAM/GAME/DEMO                                         
 FROM ANYWHERE!!!   VIRUSES  ALSO  FUCK                                         
            Pattern Sampling Versus Normal SoundTrackering (1)         PAGE #078
 Should  musicians   sample   repeating   I admire people who can  create  music
 parts of songs, arrange them  on Sound   but I lack  that  faculty.   My  first
 -Tracker, and then  credit  themselves   piece  of  pattern sampled music was a
 for the music? I, being one who  makes   mix of Pump Up the  Jam   (Hi Gavin!),
 pattern sampled music,   believe  that   which was exactly the same as  the  CD
 they should. I am of mediocre  musical   until the last 30 seconds.   I   never
 talent,   but am very  capable  in the   got that finished,   because I started
 technical aspects of  computer  music,   another module which used only partial
 that is I can make very  crisp,  clean   patternsampling;  that is I  sampled a
 samples, and use all the functions and   beat  from  a real song, and made up a
 commands that ProTracker 1.1B+ allows.   melody using regular ST-samples. I did
 But I  lack  the  major  component  of   this because one  problem  with  using
 being  a   computer   musician  -  the   patternsampling   exclusively   for  a
 ability  to  compose  music   that  is   module makes for modules of above 300k
 catchy and listenable.  I occasionally   (the Pump Up the Jam Dub Mix was  over
 come  up  with  something  that  is  a   500kb unfinished), and unless you were
 little offbeat  and  catchy,  but  not   making a dedicated  music  disk  (like
 often. So I make exact conversions  of   the  Digital  Concert   series),   you
 real songs by sampling sections of the   cannot cope with that sort of size. If
 song  which  can  be   mixed  together   you want to do exact versions of songs
 coherently or just looped  to  produce   (especially  with the current style of
 music faithful to  the  original.  The   dance   music),   exclusively  pattern
 Digital  Concert   (Flash Productions)   sampled is the way to go -  but  you'd
 style  of  music disk appeals to me as   better code yourself up a good  double
            Pattern Sampling Versus Normal SoundTrackering (2)         PAGE #079
 buffered  trackloader  and  split  the   rest of the song. Then if it  is  your
 modules into approximately 200kb parts   inclination (it is mine), you can make
 (that is 1 big module when the modules   some voice-samples  (Public  Enemy  is
 are played end on end), if you want it   good as Chuck D or  Flavor  Flav  both
 to work on 512kb machines. The modules   possess awesome  voices)  and use them
 are huge but if you know  what you are   creatively.  Apart  from  partial  and
 doing and you (BOLD)like the music you   complete      patternsampling     from
 are  converting(bold),  it  should  be   commercial  music,     there  is  also
 good! The current style of dance/house   sampling your own creations from  real
 music uses  simple  patterns  of  many   instruments or synthesisers.   I would
 percussion  instruments  overlayed  to   suggest that if you are  going  to  do
 give a complex (and funky!) sound that   this,    you    stick   to  electronic
 usually starts out fairly  simple  and   instruments, unless you have  a studio
 might progress like this:                available  for   your  sampling!   One
 a bassdrum/hihat type  beat,  after  a   example is a tune  I made  up  on  our
 few  repetitions it might add a shaker   school's MT100  synth,  took  it home,
 pattern, followed by a set  of  claps,   sampled the patterns and added a  last
 snares or whatever. So you  can  pluck   channel to it. The great  thing  about
 out samples of the  2  or  3  patterns   this (and I suppose  partial   pattern
 which  will  make up most of the song,   sampling)  is  that you  can have many
 sample the parts specific to the intro   things happening in the channels which
 outro and solo parts of the song,  and   are  being  used for  patternsampling.
 if  you  want  to,  make  a  repeating   Another big advantage of this is  that
 sample  of  the chorus to mix with the   the channel(s) which  have  been freed
            Pattern Sampling Versus Normal SoundTrackering (3)         PAGE #080
 up can be used to  make  the  patterns   which  still  requires  basic  melodic
 you have sampled play (BOLD)in  stereo   talent and makes the modules  slightly
 (bold).   There is another small thing   larger; partial pattern sampling  from
 that is if any component   (a  melody,   your own music, which requires talent,
 drum solo etc) happens not to fall  on   equipment,   and   makes  for   larger
 a note in the  particular ST-playspeed   modules all out patternsampling, which
 that you are using, you may be able to   makes for massive modules so that they
 get around the problem by  sampling  a   may be used for basically    full-disk
 small   section   of  that  particular   musicdisks,  but  retain  all  of  the
 pattern, and play this  within  normal   appeal of the original music,  if done
 ST-time. It's fairly obsure,  but  I'm   properly. I disagree with  people  who
 sure  any  ST-musician  who  spends  a   say that patternsampling requires   no
 reasonable amount of time before their   talent, it requires a great amount  of
 screen,  attempting  to  compose  some   time and patience to get  the  samples
 funky stuff, will come to this problem   just right, and then arrange  them  to
 (especially if you stuff around  on  a   mimic  the  particular  song  you  are
 real   keyboard  and  then  attempt to   converting      and  finally  we  have
 bring what you have made onto ST  like   patternsampling for timing  which  may
 I do)     sometime  in  their  musical   be used in any type of music,  adds  a
 travels.     Ok, so in summary we have   small amount to   the  filesize,   but
 normal  Trackering, which  makes   for   usually removes large  headaches  from
 small  modules,   but  requires  great   musicians who are perfectionists  like
 talent to make good modules;   partial   me when it comes to my music.     Well
 pattern sampling from commercial music   that's my statement  on  Amiga  music.
            Pattern Sampling Versus Normal SoundTrackering (4)         PAGE #081
 Feel free to write to me via   the mag                                         
 for  swapping  any  ST  stuff,  demos,                                         
 diskmags and anything else legal   (my                                         
 address will be somewhere in  the  ads                                         
 section - I especially want to    hear                                         
 from  people  who  compose  their  own                                         
 house, dance or hip hop music, or  who                                         
 even  just   listen   to  the  stuff!)                                         
                                                                                
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       INTERVIEW WITH MICROCHIP/PNS - SYSOP OF CHERNOBYL BBS. (1)      PAGE #082
 FRD. Ok,  MicroChip,  how    about  an   When ACU died, one of the main reasons
 interview with the Fraud diskmag?        was that TFS got busted, so we where a
                                          bit  scared  and  we  had a lot of OLD
 - Well, yep no problems man!!            members who'd done Jack  Shit,  so  we
                                          killed the group.   All  of  the  good
 FRD. Alright, tell us  a  little about   members formed a group  called  FUSION
 yourself. age, what  groups  have  you   which only lasted a few weeks  because
 been in,  when did  you  set  up  your   we merged and  formed a  group  called
 first BBS, how you originally got into   'Prophecy'.  When  Prophecy   died   I
 the scene, and how did you pay for the   joined SWITCH, in which I  remained in
 hardware for your first BBS?             for a long time. There was  A  LOT  of
                                          potential  in  THE  PUNISHERS,   so  I
 -Well I'm 16, the first  group  I  was   joined them, and I am still in PNS, so
 ever  in  was   'TCC'   (The  Cracking   they MUST be good! We where voted  the
 Company). It was cool, I  started that   world's BEST trainer Makers!  I set up
 group on the C64. It really didn't get   my first BBS on the 1st of Jan,  1990!
 far until I bought an Amiga  in  March   It was an ACU bbs,  it then  went down
 of 1989! I continued the  group  until   for a month or so, and then came  back
 I was asked to  join  TFS  along  with   up. Now I run a 2 node BBS on my A2000
 Mystro. I was in that group for  about   I slowly built up my  system  from  an
 3 or 4 weeks, when I got an  offer  to   A500 with a 40 Meg H/Drive to an A2000
 join ACU, so I did what ever other guy   3 Megs, Dual Serial  boards,  HST  (Of
 in the scene wanted to to  (join ACU!)   course! What else -  call  my  bbs  to
 ACU was a  good  learning  experience!   purchase one)  and  a  2400 baud modem
       INTERVIEW WITH MICROCHIP/PNS - SYSOP OF CHERNOBYL BBS. (2)      PAGE #083
 for my  second line,  which  soon will   -  Old enough to walk, Old  enough  to
 be running a 68030/28mhz and 4 Megs of   PORK! (Old enough to bleed, old enough
 32 bit ram. How I purchase my hardware   to breed? - ED).  Hehe  just  kidding,
 Well, no comment! Hehehe!                Min 14 years Max 45 years  old,  I  am
                                          after  a  woman  who  wants  a  toyboy
 FRD.  What  type  of  clothes,  music,   (preferably someone who is married and
 alcohol, pubs, nightclubs,  and  women   is experienced!) Does that  mean  that
 do you patronise?                        you're inexperienced? - ED)           
                                                                                
 - Well,   I  love  House/Dance/HipHop,   FRD. Apart from the Scene, what do you
 anything really,   even  Heavy  Metal.   do with yourself?                     
 When I go out I wear 501's (what else)                                         
 a shirt and a Jacket! As I am only 16,   - Well the  scene  at  the  moment  is
 I can't really go  to  any  GOOD Night   quite boring,so I run a SMALL business
 Clubs, but I have gotten  into  a  few   on the side and I love working on cars
 Nightclubs and Casinos (I talk like  a                                         
 Yank  and  they  think  I  am from the   FRD. What's   the  best  Amiga  modem,
 United States and let me in!  I'm  not   Terminal  program,  and  BBS  software
 complaining! Women, well I LOVE yuppie   around at the moment?                 
 blonde bitches!  They  RULE!   Yuppies                                         
 live forever!                            - Well for the Amiga, the  Best  modem
                                          is a US Robotics HST/DS,   call my BBS
 FRD. What do you  consider  too  young   for information on purchasing one! The
 and too old a girl to fuck?              BEST Amiga  Term  is  Azcomm  for  HST
       INTERVIEW WITH MICROCHIP/PNS - SYSOP OF CHERNOBYL BBS. (3)      PAGE #084
 Users and Jrcomm  for 2400 baud users.   Well I have an A500 with 1 Meg  and  4
 REAL  modem  traders  don't  care   to   drives for all the other  things  like
 fiddle   around   with    anything  to   playing games  and  doing  my  dreaded
 complicated, the scene  is  fast!  But   homework on!                          
 Jrcomm  is  real  good   too,    so  I                                         
 sometimes use it! The BEST  BBS s/ware   FRD. What is your opinion of  the  IBM
 available at moment  (no  matter  what   versus Amiga elite swapping scenes?   
 anyone says) is Ami-Express, there are                                         
 so many guys out there  (in Australia)   - Well at the current  time,  the  IBM
 who say it's LAME etc,  but  you  just   scene seems to be  more  money  making
 have to take a look at their  bbs  and   than the Amiga scene,  it  being  more
 mine and you will see the truth.         friendly.   I  am  currently  in  both
                                          scenes,   so  I enjoy the best of both
 FRD. What hardware do you use:  A) for   worlds.                               
 Chernobyl                                                                      
                                          FRD. What type of stuff do you like to
 - I run my BBS on an A2000 (New Agnus)   see on  the  Amiga (give them a rating
 GVP Series II controller, 2  meg  fast   of 1-4, 1 being your most liked):     
 ram,  105  Meg  Quantum,  Dual  Serial                                         
 board, IBM XT Brideboard w/5.25' drive   - 1 UTILITIES  2 - DEMOS 3 -  TRAINERS
 an Internal Supra 2400 modem and a USR   AND 4 - GAMES.                        
 DS modem (ASL etc).                                                            
                                          FRD. Who  are  some  of  your  coolest
 FRD. and  B) personally?                 friends in the scene?                 
       INTERVIEW WITH MICROCHIP/PNS - SYSOP OF CHERNOBYL BBS. (4)      PAGE #085
 - . A) Worldwide - Lord Jagged, Zelnik   really not into that type  of   stuff.
 Skyline,   Strider,   Voyager,  Spazm,                                         
 Tarheel, Mike Thomas,  Rygar, Scooter,   FRD. What do you think of Modem Versus
 Executioner,  Xag,  Zigor,  IBM,  John   Mail trading in the elite scene?      
 Pier, WareHead, POW, Winky and so many                                         
 others that I have forgotten.            - Well the MODEM scene is the Ultimate
                                          anyone who still mail trades is either
     B) In  Australia  -  All  PUNISHER   poor coz they  don't  have  a modem or
 members   like:  Krayzi,  Pedro,  ICE,   are  just  stubborn  like   some  LAME
 Digit,   I.O,   Krimsyn,   Cameo,  and   Aussie  crew  called  MYSTiX  which  I
 Savatage. There are some other  really   quote say 'We Don't Need Modems'.     
 cool guyz like; Caddy, Ripmax, Metalic                                         
 Critter,  ACE, Ginnie, The UnderTaker,   FRD.  If you could have any  piece  of
 XTC and many other guys!                 hardware  or  software for your Amiga,
                                          (existing or not), regardless of cost,
 FRD. What   is   your    opinion    of   what would it be?                     
 pornographic pictures, slideshows  and                                         
 animations on the Amiga?                 - I would LOVE an Amiga 68040 card!   
                                                                                
 - Well the quality versus  an  IBM  is   FRD. Last but not least, what  do  you
 quite good considering  the  price  of   think of Caddy wanting to  screw  your
 the machine. XXX stuff, a bit  boring,   sister? Would you let him in  exchange
 we have  video  and  the  REAL  thing!   for some hot new wares,  or  taking  a
 Animations are REAL good but I am  not   few megs of download credits off him? 
       INTERVIEW WITH MICROCHIP/PNS - SYSOP OF CHERNOBYL BBS. (5)      PAGE #086
 - Caddy will NEVER screw  my  SiS!  He                                         
 wishes.......                                                                  
                                                                                
 FRD. Ok MicroChip, thanks  a  lot  for                                         
 this interview. Keep up the cool stuff                                         
 Chernobyl is really the fastest BBS in                                         
 Australia!                                                                     
                                                                                
 - Oh no probs man, anyway U  guyz  out                                         
 there can call my BBS on:                                                      
                                                                                
 CHERNOBYL   BBS   +61-3-428-6366  (HST                                         
 Users ONLY - No LAMERS!) CHERNOBYL BBS                                         
 +61-3-429-1451 (2400 Only - NO  LAMERS                                         
 either!)                                                                       
                                                                                
 If you are after a PROPER  modem (USR)                                         
 just give my BBS a call! l8r!                                                  
                                                                                
 MICROCHIP   OF   THE   PUNISHERS   WAS                                         
 INTERVIEWED BY MIXER!                                                          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                  ANIMALS (1)                          PAGE #087
 There are many interesting  and  wierd   sweet corn and dill cucumbers.        
 animals in the Wonderful World.   Here                                         
 are a few specially selected  for  the           The Bengali Bomber Ant        
 minds of Fraud readers:                          ----------------------        
                                                                                
 The Ferocious Amazonian  Killer  Skunk   This    extremely     dangerous    and
 Perhaps the  most  unpleasant  in  the   unpredictable termite  is  capable  of
 whole of the Wonderful World. Can spot   flying Lancaster  bombers,  Spitfires,
 its victim from a distance of  from  a   and even Sabre jets at speeds well  in
 distance of up to 50 km,  charge at  a   excess of mach one.  Indeed,  such  is
 speed of 100 km/h,  apply it's  bottom   its  success  at  getting  performance
 to the victim's nose,  and  produce  a   out of obsolete combat  aircraft,  far
 lethal fart,  to  which  there  is  no   above their technical  specifications,
 known antidote. This animal  can  find   that an independent board  of  inquiry
 you wherever you are,  as it can  read   has been attached to the War Office to
 phone directories or even get in touch   learn some of the Bomber Ant's secrets
 with your bank.                          At present,  the main objective of the
                                          inquiry is to get near enough  to  the
      The 'Montana' Boiling Tiger         Ant's heavily defended strategic HQ to
      ---------------------------         be able to make contact  via  the  Red
                                          Cross or some independent body covered
 Placed in a pan of boiling  water  for   by the Geneva Convention.             
 ten  minutes,   this   tiger  makes  a                                         
 delicious lunch  snack.  Garnish  with                                         
                                  ANIMALS (2)                          PAGE #088
 The Ready-To-Eat Fish From SouthDakota          The Lighter-Than-Air-Otter     
 --------------------------------------          --------------------------     
                                                                                
 This slow-moving, dull-witted creature   This  is  one  of  the  few  dirigible
 is  so   called  because  it  contains   otters in the Western  Free  World.  A
 mashed potato,  peas,  carrots  and  a   politically irresponsible  animal,  it
 warm plate inside its  body.  Protests   produces a strange whooping sound when
 feebly when eaten.                       released, but refuses to see a doctor.
                                          The otter will keep in a  refrigerator
          The Turkish Wall Goat           for up to five minutes, or two minutes
          ---------------------           in the freezer.                       
                                                                                
 Unfortunately incontinent, the Turkish       The Patagonian Bursting Rabbit    
 Wall Goat is a constant hazard on  the       ------------------------------    
 streets of Ankara.   It's  ability  to                                         
 climb any vertical surface and  remain   This extremely  dangerous  rodent eats
 there for  many  weeks  on   end,  has   up to six times its own weight in food
 rendered some side  streets  virtually   refuse   and   old   copies   of   the
 impassable. Perhaps the worst  feature   Australasian  Post. It  then  lies  in
 of this antisocial animal is its habit   wait for its prey,  disguised  as  the
 of shouting at young women and  making   comparatively harmless Patagonian Shoe
 misleading  statements  to  the  press   Cleaning Rat (see separate entry) and,
 about the present Turkish government.    upon contact with the  victim's  shoe,
                                          explodes  with  the  force   of  forty
                                  ANIMALS (3)                          PAGE #089
 kilograms of plastique,  covering  the   forwards  -   it   even  thinks  about
 victim in  an  unpleasant  mixture  of   whether   to   stand   still  or  not.
 predigested food and topless women.      Unfortunately, although it  thinks  so
                                          much,  the   lizard  is  incapable  of
 The Argentinian Leaping Cow And Badger   coming to any decisions,  and  has  to
 --------------------------------------   survive off tiny  insects  that  crawl
                                          into its mouth and  wander  down  into
 Distantly related to the Squatting Pig   its stomach. And, even then,  most  of
 and Mongoose, this  interesting animal   them just walk straight back out again
 is found  only  in  Scotland  and Fiji                                         
 and live solely on a diet of ants  and      The Patagonian Shoe-Cleaning Rat   
 milk. During the leaping season, which      --------------------------------   
 lasts for four hours, thousands of the                                         
 these happy creatures get sucked  into   Perhaps the  most  harmless  and  last
 aircraft engines.                        offensive  animal  in  existence. This
                                          rat lives by hiring itself  out  as  a
    The Californian Thinking Lizard       shoe brush. Once  it  goes  bald,  its
    -------------------------------       career is at an end, and  it  has   to
                                          rely  on  what  it  can  make  out  of
 There are few sights more unnerving in   selling Patagonian Rat's Cheese (which
 the whole of the Wonderful World  than   understandably, isn't  very popular).*
 the sight of this lizard thinking.  It                                         
 thinks about  everything:  whether  to        The St Kilda Fighting Haddock    
 get up, whether to walk   backwards or        -----------------------------    
                                  ANIMALS (4)                          PAGE #090
 An  all  too   increasing   phenomenon   magazines  about  how  good  it  is.**
 around   Saint    Kilda    nowadays  -   **This animal is BEYOND HELP!  If  you
 especially at closing time -  is  this   see one, PUT IT OUT OF EVERYONE  ELSES
 violent and abusive Fighting  Haddock.   MISERY    (and   put  CUB,  XXXX,  and
 It  is  usually  found  hanging  round   Heineken out of business!)            
 the door of the Public  Bar  ready  to                                         
 attack    defenceless     members   of   (Most of this article  is  bastardised
 Parliament, vicars,  and  gaming  club   WITHOUT  PERMISSION   from    a   book
 owners.    Its   rough    manners  and   entitled Dr Fegg's  Encyclopaedia   of
 disgusting   language  have  made  the   All World Knowledge by  Michael  Palin
 Fighting  Haddock   feared  throughout   and Terry Jones (of Monty Python Fame)
 Bromley and the South-East.              and is published by Methuen.)         
                                                                                
          The Wazza of Mystix               ARTICLE BY MIXER.                   
        (Genus Homo-Comatosian)                                                 
                                                                                
 This putrid creature,  occurring  only                                         
 in Australia, lives All of its pitiful                                         
 life in a drunken   stupor.   It  rigs                                         
 CopyParty demo-competitions with 50 or                                         
 more of its  species,  throws   up  on                                         
 computer    equipment,     hires   fat                                         
 strippers, drinks far  too  much,  and                                         
 then   writes   to   Brainstorm   disk                                         
                        F   U   C   K  - BY MIXER/MELWAYS              PAGE #091
 Perhaps one  of  the  most interesting   TROUBLE:               I'm fucked now!
 words in the English language today is   AGGRESSION:                  Fuck You!
 the word 'fuck'. It is a magical  word   DIFFICULTY:    I can't understand this
 which just by its  sound can  describe                  fucking mess!          
 pain, pleasure, hate and love.           DISPLEASURE:   What  the fuck is going
 In language, 'fuck'  falls  into  many                  on here?               
 gramatical catagories. It can  be used   SUSPICION: What the fuck are you doing
 as  a   verb,   both transitive  (John   ENJOYMENT:      This is fucking great!
 fucked Mary), as well as  intransitive   REQUEST:     Get the fuck out of here!
 (Mary  was  fucked  by  John),  as  an   HOSTILITY:     I'm   gonna  knock your
 adverb (Mary is fucking  interested in                  fucking head off!      
 John), as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck)   SURPRISE:         Well I'll be fucked!
 and  also  as  an  adjective  (Mary is   EXASPERATION:         For fuck's sake!
 fucking beautiful).                      INCOMPETENCE:          What a fuck up!
 As you can see,  there  are  not  many   STUPIDITY:          You fucking idiot!
 words with the same versatility as the   LAZYNESS:           I can't be fucked!
 word 'fuck'.                             WAZZA/MYSTIX:            You fuckhead!
 Besides the sexual meaning, there  are                                         
 also the following:                      I know you can think of many more uses
                                          but even  with  all  these,   how  can
 FRAUD:    I got fucked at the car lot!   anyone be offended when you say 'fuck'
           I got a fucking good diskmag   We should use this  unique  word  more
           today!)                        often in our daily speech. It adds  to
 IGNORANCE:           Fucked if I know!   our prestige - say it loud and clear -
                               TYPES OF PISSES (1)                     PAGE #092
 TYPES OF PISSES:                                                               
 1.  Excitable type:     Pants twisted, can't find hole, rips pants in fit of   
                         temper.                                                
 2.  Sociable type:      Joins friends in a piss whether he needs to or not.    
 3.  Timid type:         Cannot piss if someone is watching, pretends he has    
                         pissed, and sneaks back later.                         
 4.  Noisy type:         Whistles loudly, peeks at other blokes' tools to see   
                         if his is bigger.                                      
 5.  Clever type:        Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting    
                         tie at same time.                                      
 6.  Frivolous type:     Pisses stream up and down wall, tries to piss on       
                         flies, and never grows up.                             
 7.  Absent-minded type: Opens vest, takes out tie, and pisses in pants.        
 8.  Worried type:       Not sure of what he's been up to lately, makes         
                         furtive inspection of tool while pissing.              
 9.  Disgruntled type:   Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss,      
                         farts, farts, grunts and walks away.                   
 10. Personality type:   Tells jokes while pissing, shakes tool with a          
                         flourish.                                              
 11. Sneaky type:        Drops silent fart while pissing, sniffs, and looks     
                         accusingly at the bloke next to him.                   
 12. Sloppy type:        Pisses down his trousers into shoes, walks out with    
                         fly undone and adjusts his balls.                      
 13. Vain type:          Undoes five buttons to get tool out when two would     
                               TYPES OF PISSES (2)                     PAGE #093
                         have done.                                             
 14. Strong type:        Bangs tool against urinal to knock drops off when      
                         finished.                                              
 15. Indifferent type:   If all urinals are occupied, pisses in sink.           
 16. Dirty type:         Pisses in bottom of urinal, splashing piss all over    
                         shoes.                                                 
 17. Lazy type:          Pisses through a hole in his pocket instead of         
                         undoing his fly.   and                                 
                                                                                
 18. Carefree type:      Pisses everywhere except in urinal.                    
                                                                                
                       ARTICLE BY MIXER OF THE MELWAYS!                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                    JOKES (1)                          PAGE #094
 A GAY MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR  AND SAYS   smart their dogs were:                
 DOCTOR, DOCTOR.. I HAVE GOT AIDS.. CAN   The first was a member of the  Vehicle
 YOU CURE ME??                            Builders' Union. He said his dog could
 THE DOCTOR THEN REPLEYS.. UM.. GO DOWN   do  maths  calculations.  His  dog was
 TO THE CHEMIST AND  GET  YOUR  SELF  A   named T-Square and he told the  dog to
 PACKET OF LACITIVES!!                    goto the blackboard and draw a square,
 THE GAY MAN THEN SAYS, BUT DOCTOR WILL   a circle and a triangle, which the dog
 THEY CURE ME??                           did with consummate ease.             
 THE DOCTOR REPLYES..   NO..  BUT  THEY   The  Amalgamated   Metalworkers' Union
 WILL TEACH YOU WHAT YOUR ARSE  IS USED   member said he  thought  his  dog  was
 FOR!!                                    much smarter.  His  dog,  named  Slide
 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=   Rule, was told  to   fetch   a   dozen
     A man has 26 useless parts:          biscuits and  divide  them  into  four
                                          piles, which  Slide  Rule  did with no
   20 nails that you can't nail           problems.                             
   1 belly button that won't button       The Liquor  Traders'  member  admitted
   2 tits that won't milk                 that both were quite good, but he felt
   2 balls that won't bounce and          that his dog  could  out-perform  them
   1 cock that won't crow                 His dog,  called  Measure, was told to
                                          get a stubby of beer and pour 7 ounces
 You girls can't laugh  either,  you've   into a 10 ounce  glass.  The  dog  did
 got a pussy  that  won't  catch  mice!   this without a flaw.  These three then
 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=   turned to the Waterside Workers' Union
 Four union members were discussing how   member   and  said:  'What   can  your
                                    JOKES (2)                          PAGE #095
 mongrel do?'  The   Waterside   worker                                         
 called his dog, which was  called  Tea                                         
 Break, and said: 'Show these  bastards                                         
 what you can do mate!'                                                         
 Tea  Break   went  over  and  ate  the                                         
 biscuits, drank the  beer,  pissed  on                                         
 the  blackboard,  screwed   the  other                                         
 three dogs,  claimed  he  injured  his                                         
 back and filled out  a  WorkCare  form                                         
 and shot through on sick leave.                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                          GREETINGS AND MESSAGES (1)                   PAGE #096
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 - MIXER/MSM                                                                    
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 - SVANTEE/R.A.F.                                                               
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