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PROGRAMMING BY..................&YEAGER&
ARTWORK BY.....................&MONGOLE&
MUSIC BY................&AIRWALK/REDNEX&
SCROLLTEXT BY.......&EXECUTIONER/REDNEX&
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THIS QUICK PRODUCTION!
THE CREDITS - ONCE AGAIN
CODE - YEAGER
GRAPHICS - MONGOLE
MUSIC - AIRWALK/REDNEX
SCROLLTEXT - EXECUTIONER/REDNEX
YEAGER AND MONGOLE
AS MENTIONED , WE ARE SEARCHING
FOR A GROUP TO JOIN (ELITE!)
SO IF YOUR GROUP NEEDS SOME (COOL)
MEMBERS,DO NOT HESITATE TO WRITE
TO US AT THIS ADDRESS:
MONGOLE/-ILLUSIONS-
ANEMONEVEJ 9 2.TV
4900 NAKSKOV
DENMARK
SOME %RADIOACTIVE% MESSAGES FROM
YEAGER ARE FLYING OUT TO
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HOW IS IT GOING UP THERE IN NORWAY
I HOPE YOU SCORED HELLE THE MAS..
I REALLY HOPE TO MEET YOU SOMEDAY!
MAYBE AT THE HURRICAN PARTY IN DK?
SOME FLOWER &POWER& MESSAGES FROM
MONGOLE ARE FLYING OUT TO
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NICE THING THAT YOU CONTACTED ME!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS COOOOL
RELEASE! - SEND SOON !!
% MOXY/CYTAX %
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LONG TIME - NO LETTERS?!?
WRITE TO ME AS SOON AS YOU GET
THIS MENTRO,DENTRO,INTRO,DEMO!
% FUZZY/BLACK ROBES %
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NEXT TIME YOU WRITE,USE A
TYPEWRITER - NO OFFENCE!!
DO YOU LIKE MY GFX IN THIS INTRO?
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VI SES MAASKE I PAASKEFERIEN!
SEND SOME KOLDE VARER !
YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT %YEAGER% FOR
SOME $HOT$ KOTZING HINTS,TALKS
OR SOMETHING ELSE AT:
YEAGER
POSTE RESTANTE
4920 SOLLESTED
DENMARK
(WRITE %YEAGER%,AND NOT ILLUSIONS)
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SURPRISE.. SURPRISE.. SURPRISE.. ILLUSIONS PRESENTS THEIR FIRST
RELEASE. THE CREDITS : CODING BY YEAGER , GRAPHICS BY
MONGOLE , MUSIC BY AIRWALK REDNEX , THE REST OF THIS SCROLLTEXT BY
EXECUTIONER/REDNEX.. AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE A NEW GROUP IN THE SCENE,
BUT WE WILL NOT CONTINUE ILLUSIONS FOREVER. WE ARE MORE INTERESTED IN JOINING
A COOL GROUP,WHERE THERE ARE "LOTS" OF MUSICIANS AND GRAPHICIANS....
ANY INTEREST ?? WHY NOT WRITE TO : MONGOLE / -ILLUSIONS- ,
ANEMONEVEJ 9 2.TV , 4920 NAKSKOV , DENMARK .......
WELL SINCE THIS SCROLL TEXT IS ABOUT 15 KB,I WILL GIVE THE KEYS TO
EXECUTIONER REDNEX - READ IT OR DIE!
YO FAGS. THIS IS EXECUTIONER/REDNEX, YOUR FAVOURITE HANG MAN, WHO'S
TAMPAXING SOME WORDS OF WISDOM (EHHHHHH) JUST TO PLEASE YOU!!! (YES, YOU!
THE ONE ON THE 7TH ROW WITH THE HUGE NOSE, KVAKKE). WELL, FIRST OF ALL A
BIG HUNK TO YEAGER, ARIES AND MONGOLE FOR LETTING ME INFEST
THEIR SLAMTRO WITH SOME VIRUS INFECTED BYTES FROM THE DARKEST PART OF MY
BOWELS..IF YOU WANT TO SWAP SOME REALLY NICE STUFF, LONG LETTERS AND
NKOTB-POSTERS, WHY NOT WRITE TO ME???? TRY THIS LINK TO PERFECTION:
% EXECUTIONER/REDNEX %, & GURREBYVEJ 10 &, & 4920 SOLLESTED &,
% DENMARK %.....QUACKBUSTERS CAN SEND ME FREE DISCS..I THINK IT'S TIME
TO SEND SOME GREETINGS TO SOME OF MY BEST HOMO FRIENDS....LUFTWALK/REDNEX:
KOLDE TING YOU SENDER, NICHT WAR??? NU DA DU HAR FUNDET THE ONLY ENESTE,
BETYDER
THAT SO DET IS FORBI MED OS TO????? SLAMMER/ANARCHY: HVIS DU KU' SE HVA'
DUUUU HAR GJORT, HVIS DU KUUU' SE, HVOR OOOONDT DET GOER BLA. BLA. (JEG
HADER OGSAA SANNE). SLAMMER YOU LEDE LAMMER - KEEP UP THE KOLDE KOTZNING!
YEAGER: KIG UD, DENNE SCROLL KOMMER TIL AT TAGE 75 PROCENT AF DIN
LAMME FAST MEM! XIENCE/REDNEX : SUPERHEMMELIG GEFIX, HVABAVABSEVUB?? KOEB
EN MOBILTELEFON, SAA JEG KAN FAA FAT PAA DIG FOR EN GANGS SKYLD!
JONES/REDNEX: STILL FULDSKAEG?? DU LIGNER EN KODER LIDT FOR MUCH. SCHREIB
BALD...HITHANSEN/CRYSTAL: LAD OS HOLDE I BEROERING. I'LL SENDE SNART, OK????
HVORDAN KUNNE DU DOG GOERE DET MOD OS???????? MELON DESAJN, TSK,TSK
CASTOR/REDNEX: EFTER-HVA'-FOR-NOET-SKOLE. LAD NU VAERE MED AT DUMPE, SAA DU
SKAL VAERE DER ET AAR MERE. HILS SVEND DELLEPUDE! GATOR/CAPITAL: JENS DIN
LEDE SVAMP. HILS PROMAX OG SLAYER FROM MOI DIN MEGA KOTZER. AQUA/VISION
GREET HELLE FROM ME. AND I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH URS ANYMORE(I DROPPED URS A
LONG TIME AGO, WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS A BOY.).
FUNKY/AGNOSTIC FRONT: I HOPE YOU
GOT MY LETTER (AFTER A LONG WHILE). HOPE TO MEET SOME DAY AGAIN. THANKS FOR
SENDING ME 20 KILOS OF PHOTO COPIES AND A LETTER CONSISTING OF 20 WORDS.
PRIEST/AGNOSTIC FRONT: YOUR LETTERS ARE ALWAYS LONG ANND NICE BUT I HAVEN'T
HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU FOR A LONG WHILE, WHAT'S UP IN DEUTSCHLAND?
HEAD/ALCATRAZ: I HOPE YOU DIGGED ALL OF MY ARTICLES FOR MCFISH. I'D BE
GRATEFULL IF YOU COULD SEND A LONG LETTER SOME DAY...SHREDDER/AMAZE: I
NEVER GOT A LETTER FROM AFTER I REPLIED YOUR CONTACT LETTER - DID I SCARE
YOU..$DDF180/AMONIA: NJAAAA, HOW'S LIFE IN NO(R)WAY??? COLD I PRESUME.
CONQUEST/ANARCHY: I HOPE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THIS POSTER I SENT YOU.
TMT/BASTARDS: HEJ DIN LEDE P........R. HAABER DU ER GOD TIL LOKKEHJULET,
SAA DU KAN LOESE FOERNAEVNTE RIDDLE, ELLERS - RART FOR MIG. SKAL VI SLAAS?
ANYROAD, VI SES NOK TIL EXPO..HOOLIGAN/BRONX: BLOP, YOU'RE ONE OF MY OLDEST
CONTACTS, MY FRIEND. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DEALY BUT....IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
TRUST THE POST. CHEAD/CAPITAL: HO, HOO - MEGET LANG TID AGO, OG SAA ER DET
VIDST MIN TUR TIL AT SENDE. 1000 MAL UNDSKYLD! CHAOSIS/CHROME: HMMMMMM,
KEEP ON PLAYING THESE AWESOME ROLE PLAYING GAMES..MIC DAIR/COMPLEX: HOPE
I'VE RECOVERED FROM YOUR DISEASE CALLED "NO-LONGUS-LETTUS." MARK/CRIME
DEVILS: WEIRD NAME EHH SORRY ABOUT THE LONG D-LAY BUT...(I WAS SO BLOODY
BUSY). CYBERSONIK/CULT: AGAIN, SORRY FOR THE MEGA DELAY PAL. I HOPE TO SEE
SOME ROYAL INFO SOON (COZ I'M THE KING!). TARZAN/CULT: WELL, JEG SENDTE
IKKE TILBAGE DEN SAMME DAG, MEN JEG SENDER NOK TIL DIG EN GANG I AAR (OG
DET ER DA OGSAA MEGET GODT KLARET, IKK'?). X--TRA/CURACY. ALT HELD OG
ULYKKE MED DEN VAMLE GRUPPE. AIRWALK ER STADIG NEDE OVER, AT DU IKKE HAR
RINGET OG SAGT, AT DU ELSKEDE LOGOET - HOLD KOLD SKAT OG BRUG GUMMI NAESTE
GANG (ELLERS BLIVER DER IKKE NOGEN NAESTE GANG MED MIG!). NIFER/DAZZLE: OUR
MEETINGS AT PARTIES ARE MORE FREQUENTLY THAN OUR LETTERS! AND NO - I DIDN'T
GET YOUR MEGA LETTER (SOB). MR. KEEL/DEVILS: MON PETIT AMI FRANCAIS. SORRY
FOR SUPER GIGA DELAY IN REPLYING BACK TO U. WON'T HAPPEND AGAIN, I PROMISE
DARLING! PANZER/DIRECT: HAJ DIN BRIAN. JEG SENDER NOK NOGET SLAM EN DAG,
NAAR JEG GIDER. AL DEN HURTIGE SVABRING GAAR MIG PAA NERVERNE..BLADE/EOC
1999 - HEY DUDE - NOTHING ELSE TO SAY BUT.....SORRY! ZENDO/EQUINOX: LONG
TIME - NO SEE. YOU OWE ME A SENDING ALEXANDER (AND SOME CHOCOLATE PERHAPS -
GNASK). ED-209/EXOTIC MEN: LEDE PIKSLIKKER, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE
X-MAS PARTY IN DENMARK. I COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU SOME REAL BOOZING. VOLDTAG
THIS PHAZER FRA BRIANSTORM..FRIDGOFF/FALCONS: LILLE AXEL - LANG TID INGEN
SE. HVA' LAVER DU?? STADIG TOEMMERMAENNER??? MASSIVE/FANATIC: THANX FOR THE
NICE PHONE CALLS. HOPE YOU LIKE BIG PHONE BILLS. SHOCKER/FANATIC: HEY OLD
FART, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME.. SEND ME A LONG LETTER
PATRICK (PLEAZZZZZZZZZE). DOCTOR/GRACE: THE SAME GOES FOR YOU. MARKO. ARE
YOU STILL ALIVE AFTER I SENT YOU THESE AIDS-INFECTED DISCS!
ULYSSES/INFINITY: G'DAY MATE - SORRY FOR MEGA DELAY. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE
ME (I'M BEGGING YA). KRUEGER/KEFRENS: KARSTEN DIT SLOEVE LAES! DU ER
NAESTEN VAERRE END MIG. NAAR DU ENGANG FAAR TAGET DIG SAMMEN TIL AT SENDE,
SAA SEND LIGE DET RIGTIGE BREV (ELLERS BEGYNDER KVAKKE AT GRAEDE!).
BUCKAROO/L.S.D. : AH, BONJOUR FREDERIC MON AMI! J'AIME TES LETTRES. YOUR
PACKS ARE GREEAAAT! TFG/MAJIC 12: HEJ DIN LILLE GED. OUR SWAPPING IS
PROBABLY THE SLOWEST IN THE WORLD BUT I'M LIGEGLAD. WARLOCK/MAJIC 12: 1000
GANGE UNDSKYLD FORDI JEG ER SAADANT ET SLOEVT SVIN. DIN GEFIX ER RIGTIG
KOLD. ZOZO/MAJIC 12: TOP HEMMELIGT ER RET HEMMELIGT. DET ER MASSAGER PAA
DANSK OGSAA - SPECIELT NAAR MAN IKKE FATTER ET KLAP AF DET!..MADLOCK/MOTION
:YO GALLAAS. LOOOOONG TIME SINCE I GOT SOMETHING FROM YOU. I REALLY LIKED
YOUR COOL SENDINGS. PLEASE WRITE BACK AGAIN - OK? LONERIDER/P.M.C. : COOL
PERSONAL LETTER YOU SENT ME (HOST HOST). YOU WERE RIGHT - MY LETTERS ARE
NOTHING BUT CRAP (I LAARTYKKE STRAALER). HIGHLANDER/QUADRIGA: UUUPS. I
GUESS ALL I CAN SAY IS - SORRY DEREK. I'M A BASTARD (A REAL SHITMAN -
INTERN VITZ - TMT). JEAN/S!P/TRSI..THANX FOR YOUR LONG LETTER...I'LL SEND
YOU STATIC BYTES $MEGADEMO$. IT'S REALLY EHHHHH %KALT% KEEP COOL YOU
LANGUAGE GENIUS. THE PRIDE/SANITY: HVIS DU VIL RINGE, JA SAA SKAL DU
KUNNE HEX'E (HO, HO) SLUMKVARTERET STINKER RIMELIG MEGET, MEN LEGOLAND
EFTER LUKKETID RULLER KODYLT MEGET. MURK/SONIC : YO SUPER SWAPPER! I LOVE
YOUR SPEED. (I'M JUST AS SLOW MYSELF). QUACKBUSTER/STATIC BUX (WARNING: THE
NEXT COU+PLE OF KB'S WERE WRITTEN AFTER A LITTLE BOOZE TRIP IN THE NEAREST
BIGGER TOWN, NAKSKOV) NAA, KVAK - DET VAR DIN MASSAGE WE CAME FROM BEFOER
JEG AFBRROKE MY EGEN SCROLL. JEG BOR NICHT! PAA SJAELLAND, DIN LEDE
JYDETAMP! DU VIL ELSKE MIN KCVAK STORY DIN PERFIDE ROEVPULER! VI SNAKKES
VED PAA AIDS LIMNIEN (SAMMEN MED RIZZO/SIDELAENS -
HA,HO)..BIGMAC/STRANGERS: WRITE SOON GAY! I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A
VERY LONG TIME. YOU SWEDES ARE FUCKING (CENSORED)..WORM/SPIRIT : TOO BAD
YOU JOINED SPIRIT. LANBDO AND MIGHTYMUZ ARE THE BIGGEST LAMERS AROUND!!
ANYEWAY, KEEP VOOL MY FINNISH FRIEND! AL CAPONE/THE CRIMINALS: SORRY FOR
MEGA DELAY, I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE MOI,, MY OLD FRIENSD. FAC/T.E.K. COOL
FERNSPRECHER CALLS. DSORRY BUT REDNEX IS THE! GROUP FOR MOI. AND YOU'RE
RIGHT: TIP/MTX'S MUSIC IS SUPERMARKET MUSIC. IT TRULY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
CIRKULATOR/THE SILENTS : HEJ SCHEIS. SVINEPELS ER KOLDE, SKYD PIPPER!!!!!!
HAV EN DAAAARLIG TID TIL FIXEN PARTYET I ESBJERG.
.........DU FAAR SNART DIN KAKAOMAELK (MEN DET KOMMER TIL AT KNIBE MED
DE DER BURGERE). ZARK/TRIANGLE 3532:: HVAD ER UP ALLAN (ELLER HAV DU NY
HEDDER, JEG JAN SKU IKKE HUSLKE DET NU, MEN NAAR JEG FOERST BLIVER AEDRU
SAA!) DARYL/TRSI YOU ALWAYS WRITE THAT BAD IS SO COOL SO I'M TOTAÆLLY
BRAINWASHED RIGT NOW, SO I THINK BAD IS COOL TOO. BUT YOUR LETTERS ARE
TRYULY AWESOME DUDE..RAVE/TRSI....HA,HA,HA, STEPH, SO THE GIRLS ARE WAITING
FOR A RIDE? A JOYRIDE PERHAPS?? JUST CALL ME IF YOU CAN'T COPE WITH ALL
THESE GIRLS. I'LL FUCK'EM ALL TWICE! (AND I'M GOING TO PENETRATE'EM SOO
DEEP THAT MY DICK HEAD COMES OUT OF THEIR THROAT). SPASSER/UPFRONT: SVIN,
HVORFOR VAR DU IKKE TIL FEST I AFYTES?? DU PLEKJER ELLERS ALKTID AT DUKKE
UP. JAJ SYNES ALSAA ART TSL/KRAJONIKS-DEMOEN ER SEJ!!! MEN DU JKALN VEL KUN
LI' SCHWEINSTEIN'S KOTZ..KALYPSO/VANISCH: GUTENTAG KRISTOF. ,MEIN DEUTSCH
IST SEHR GUT WANN ICH BESOFFEN BIN! ICH HOFFE DICH ZU SEHEN AUF EIN PARTY
IN DANEMARK DIESER JAHRE! PROST!!!!! SUM HI'S TO SUM GAY'SA WITHOUT ANY
GROUP TOO......RANCOR: HOPLA KRS\ISTIAN..EXPENSIVE PHONECALLS EHH. HAVE A
NICE TIME IN ALTA MY DEAR FRIEND....HELLPISSER: I KNOW I'M A BASTARD. I'VE
BEEN BABLING ABOUT THESE STICKERS FIOR ALMOST A YEAR, AND WHAT HAVE I
ORDERED: ABSOLUTRELY NOTHING!!! BOLLOCKS! KICKAHAA: OLIVIER, MON AMI.
YOU'RE REALLY ONE OF MY OLDEST PALS. PLEASE WRITE TO ME SOON, SINCE I
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A LOOOOONG TIME..AND A LAST A GAY CALLED ZAP!
ZAP, WHATD'S UP DUCK. I REALLY MISS YOU TOO. I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANYTHING
FROM YOU LATELY (THAT MEANS: I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANYTHING FROM YOU SINCE
JUNE 1991)...EN LILLE X-TRA MASSAGE TIL YEGAR: UNDSKYLD JEG SPRANG
FRA, MEN JEG ER TOO SEXY, I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY DISC, I'M TOO SEXY FOR MTY
GROUP, I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY MOUSE..TIL JOEY/NKOTB: JEG VIL HA' DIG, OG JEG
VIL HA' DIG NU!!!! VIDSTE I, AT JESPER KLUD OG MICHAEL LALLE SKAL SPILLE
(DEN AF) I PUMPEHUSET EN GANG FHER I FORAARET. JEG SKAL HELT SIKKERT
DERINFD, OG DETR BLIVER HERREFEDT - KOMMER DU MED, ALLIGAJTAAR?? SAA SKA'
VI TRYKKE IT OFFIUYTUIUJOLIKY M MYUIK- DET HER VAR REAL-TID HOVEDNBANGING
PAA MIN AMIFAG..SINCE SKOLDPEX IS ORIGINATED IN AUSTRIA (WHERE THEY SPEAK
AN UGLY LANGUAGE CALLED GERNAN) LET'S WRITE SOME GERMAN TEXT FOR ALL THE
BLOODY GERMANS....DIE FAHNENHOCH, DAS HABEN EWIR GEWIONNEN, DING, DING,
DING, DAADDDDAAAAA.. VORWAERTS, VORWAERTS, JUGEN DES DEUTSCHE WELT
VORWAERTS, VORWAERTS....DEUTSVCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES, HINTEREN
ALLES IN DR WELT VIVALDI/FIXEN: DU BIST DOCH ZU! BLOED! GEHEN SIIE BITTE ZU
HAUSE (ODER HOELLE!)...KOMMERCIAL BREAK...DU YOU HASSE DIE JUSDEN! KEINE
PROBLEME! KAUFEN SIE IHRE PRIVATEXS GAS-KAMMER VON UNS. KAPACITET:
FUNFHUNDERT JUDEN PRO MAL. KOMPLETT MIT GAS FUR 10 MAL. ADOLF'S GAS
CHAMBERS! DIE ENDLOESUNG!!! KONKURDSRYTTERI FOR VIDEREKOMMERE - EN BOG AF
SKLAUS FISKJAER FEDDERSEN - KOEB DEN FHOS SVINNEL OG SOEN I MORGEN. SIEG
HEIL! HIL EISNER! EFFEKTIV PARTIDISSCIPLIN - EN HAANDBOG FRA MESTEREN
HIMSELF - SVIN AUGURKEN, MANDEN SOM HAR STYR PAA ALT. FRA FORLAGET B.
DRAGH! HERE COMES A FRENCH A COMMERCIAL!!1 JEAN-MARIE-LE PENN EST UN VRAI
PIEDS NOIR!!!!!! MASSAGE TO ALECXANDER/ARMY OF LAAMERS: LET'S TALK ABOUT
SEX BABY!!!!! WANNA GET LAID WITH MOI???? AND SEE MY STAMP COLLECTION??
SLAM DIT SCIVN, HVORFOR BLECV DU ANARKIST, TRIXTANKEN VIL JO IKKE ENGANG
HAVE NOGET MED MIG AT GOERE (HAN TOER IKKE). COMMERCIAL: IF YOU WANT TO SEE
A REAL !!! DICK, CONTACT ME. I'LL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MYT DOG WHILE SHE'S
GOT AN ERECTION..HVORNAR ER FRANSK OG FRAEKT. IKKE ENDNU. SAA KAN VI GODT
SKRIVE EIN BISCHEN MEHR! VED VEJEN, JEG SKAL LIGE HENTE LIDT TIL DEN VAADE
HALS (JEG ER VAAD, HKJAELP!)..HER KOMMER EN LILLE MASSAGE TIL LALLE-PALLE
FRA FORSTANDIGHED - NKOTB ER BARE GIGA FEDE JA DE ER SAA. AERGELIGT AT DU
IKKECHAR RAAD TIL AT TSAGE TIL DEN DER NKOTB-KONCERT. DRANKER JENS:: SLAA
LIGE DET HER. DRIK 6-8 BAJERE OG KOM HJEM OG OVERBEVIS DIN SOESTER OM, AT
DU ER AEDRU! DET KAN DU MED GARANTI IKKE!!! (FOR DU HAR JO INGEN SOESTER -
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA)..HVORNAAR FAEN KOOMEEMER DER FRANSK OG FRAEKT.??? JEG
GIIIIDER SBNART IKKE MERE, NAJ JAJ GOER AJ...VIDSTE I FORRESTEN, AT YAGER
AKLDER JONES/REDNEX FOR JULEMANDEN???? (SIKKERT PGA. JONAS' FULDSKAEG!)
HVIS DER ER NOGEMN, SOM HAR LYST ITL AT BYTTE HULLER (HALVE SOM HELE) SAA
VRID TIL: MARTIN HOJGAARD , GURREBYVAJK 10, 4920 SOLLESEDTRE, DANMERK..NU
ER DC ENDELIG FRANSK OG FRAEKR SAAAAA, JEG ER UDE AF DET HER SLAM!!
HMMMMM, JES, DET WAR SAA EN FULD B0DDEL FOR FULD(HO) UDBLAESNING. HERE
COMES A SOBER EXECUTIONER. I'M DOING SOME HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW AND IT'S ONE
O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT RIGHT NOW. PHYSICS REALLY TURN ME ON!! I REALLY HATE
ALL THIS BLOODY HOMEWORK. IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A POOR STUDENT TO DO
THAT MUCH WORK. AND I'M SIMPLY TOO SEXY FOR THIS BULLSHIT. I'VE HEARD THAT
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE RELEASED AT THE AMIGA EXPO '92 IN COPENHAGEN. THIS
EXEBITION IS ARRANGED BY A DANISH COMPUTER MAGAZINE CALLED "DET SYGE
COMPUTER" OG JEG VIL GERNE SIGE, HVAD JEG MENER OM DET GED. DNC ER DET
ARGESTE LORT, DER KAN GAA PAA TO BEN. DET ER IKKE ENGANG VAERD AT BRUGE TIL
AT T0RRE R0V I!!!! DEN ENESTE GRUND TIL AT BES0GE AMIGA EXPO ER TRINE
MICHELSEN (ST0NNE, ST0NNE), SOM SKAL SMIDE KLUDENE (FAA SAA DEN BULE I
BUKSERNE VAEK!!!!!). DET ER EN AMBOLT! HELLERE ET SKRIDT PAA EN AMBOLT END
TI AMBOLTE I SKRIDTET, NEMLIG! HVA' FAEN...MINE FYSIKRESULTATER PASSER SQU
NAESTEN..OG KLOKKEN ER KUN HALV TO. MAASKE KOMMER JEG I SENG FOER KLOKKEN
ER TRE (IKKE HVIS DU BLIVER VED MED AT SKRIVE SKROLL I STEDET FOR AT LAVE
LEKTIER, BL0DEL). NATRADION ER FORRESTEN ET UDEMAERKET PROGRAM. DET ER
NOGET JEG TIT! H0RER (FOR TIT). JEG TROR VI SKAL TALE OM NOGET ESSENTIELT
(YRK) I VORES LILLE PSEUDO-HUMANISTISKE VERDEN AF
VRANGFORESTILLINGER....DRUK! DRUK E5R GODT, DRUK ER SUNDT, MEN HVORFOR SKAL
DET G0RE SAA ONDT (PIA, 4 AAR). DE FLESTE VIDUNDERE I VORES VERDEN
UDSPRINGER FAKTISK FRA DRUK, SM0GER, BAJERE, BILLIGE QUINDER OG
T0MMERMAEND. TAG NU BARE EXEMPLER SOM.....MENTALE T0MMERMAEND, NOGET AF DET
SKROLL JEG SKREV F0R, BRYGGERIERNES OVERSKUD OG DEN DANSKE 0LKULTUR. JA ER
DET IKKE HERLIGT, AT MAN KAN DRIKKE SIG FRA SANS OG SAMLING OG SAA KALDE
DET KULTUR. JEG ER EN KUNSTNER JO! JA! SE BLOT PAA ALLE DE KUNSTNERSKOLE
RUNDT OM I VERDENEN. BETTY FORD KLINIKKEN, VON VERITAS, ANTA-BUSSERNE
(SANDE KUNSTNERES FORETRUKNE TRANSPORTMIDDEL). SAA KOM IKKE OG SIG AT VI
DANSKERE IKKE HAR KULTUR. NU SKULLE DER EGENTLIG HAVE VAERET EN
DYRESEXHISTORIE MED NOGLE REDNEX'ERE OG NOGLE EX-NEX'ERE (SLAM/ANARKISTERNE
OG HITHANSEN/MELON DESAJN/CRYSTAL) MEN DEN FAAR I IKKE NU. HVIS I VIL LAESE
DENNE OPHIDSENDE HISTORIE, MAA DU FAA FAT PAA TAMPAX - ET REDNEX-PRODUKT.
JA TAMPAX ER SIMPELTHEN BUNDEN AF ALLE DEMO PACKS. MEN SAA KAN MAN JO ALTID
BLIVE POPULAER MED DE HERSENS DYRESEXHISTORIER. SAA KIG UD EFTER - SLAM OG
HANS SYGE MOSTERS LIDERLIGE GED! - ENDEN ER NAER -- MELD DIG IND HOS
JEHOVAS VIDNER I MORGEN!!!! VAAGN OP, AAGE! STAA VAGT VED DIN HAVELAAGE. DU
HAR NEMLIG LAEST OVER TI KILO SKROLL, DER SANDSYNLIGVIS HAR HAFT NEGATIV
INDFLYDELSE PAA DIN INTELLIGENSKVOTIENT..SNIP, SNAP, SVEND DELLEPUDE - SAA
ER DENNE SKROLLER UDE.......
HEY LAMERS IN LAMTIC GERMANY, OHH SHIT DID I SPEAEAEAL IT RONG!....
FRANTIC ...
YOUR INTRO WAS VERY COOOOOOL, I GUESS YOUR ARE THE FIRST TO MAKE A GLENZ
WITH 48 SURFACES, AREN'T YOU PISSED OFF AFTER SEEING HARDWIRED, WHERE THEY
MUST HAVE RIPPED YOUR ROUTINE. WHO WAS FORCED TO LEAVE FRANTIC ?? NOT
US - SUCKERS! WHO MADE LAME PRODUCTIONS?? WAS IT FRANTIC DK?? NO!! - IT WAS
%YOU% - WHO ONLY MANAGED TO RELEASE ONE SINGLE INTRO IN THE TIME WE WERE
IN YOUR STINKING GROUP......... MAY THE LAMNESS BE WITH YOU! AMEN!
RESTARTING SCROLL....