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ILLUSION WHQ
G-FORCE
+46 (0)270-46014
14.4 HST
SYSOP
LAWNMOWERMAN
FOR SWAP:
SCHIZO, STATIONG.4
53274 SKARA, SWE!
This is just a boring lightsourced scroll ball!!! done by Hammmer... If you can read this, you are pretty good at reading stupid scrollers....
This is just a fucking graphics rotation... 180x180 pixels width, 4x4 pixels resolution, 4096 colors and 50 frames/second !!! Only pure 68000 power !!!
Yes....
T H E E N D
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Credits in Precalculated order...
Coding by Colorbird
Hammer
Odeon
Music by Some1
Prime
Gfx by Sine
Pgl
Greetings heads out to....
Alcatraz
Alphaflight
Andromeda
Angels
Balance
Carrilion and Cyberiad
Complex
Dreamdealers
Dual Crew Shining
Essence
Jetset
Lemon.
Majic-12
Noxious
Phenomena
Sanity
Silents
Stellar
TRSI
Virtual Dreams
Here comes our complete memberlist...
Colorbird - Coder,Orgasmiser
Hammer - Coder,Orgasmiser
Lawnmowerman - Sysop
Lionheart - Swapper
Nassjo (Ex.Oden) - VectorMaker
Odeon - Coder,Orgasmiser
Paladin - Coder
Pgl - Graphician
Prime - Musician
Sate - Ansi, Trader
Schizo - Swapper
Sine - Graphix, 3D
Some1 - Musician
(All makt till Some1)
Call our Boards
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For Mailswap write to
Schizo
Stationsg.4
53274 Skara
Sweden
or
Lionheart
Tradgardsv.17nb
19440 Upplands Vasby
Sweden
Yes, its Colorbird at the keys typing
some bullshit as we are trying to
finish this piece of shit a boring
saturday morning on our Illusion
Meeting....
Hejsan goes to Pride, Kr'33, Facet in
Lemon., Slam and Storm in Essence,
Seck, Dark and Hollywood in Jetset,
Trasher and Exumer in Sanity, Butch &
D-Zire in Silents, Lizardking and Tony
in Alcatraz. Rakim in Dreamdealers
Cone in TRSI, Limbo and Dolphin in
Noxious, Ikari, Exciter and Killraven
in DCS D-Mage in Virtual Dreams, Hyde
in Complex and all the rest of me
mates....
Message to all my contacts: Sorry for
this huge delay but I hope that this
sending satisfies you.... BIG SORRY
!!!!!
I am just to bored to write personal
messages to all of my friends on the
scene so I just say "ygbuygfds" to all
of you...
Hammer is right now having serious
problems with writing the fucking
trackloader for this lousy piece of
shit trackmo ! And I am bored writing
this silly scroll! ChipJazz rulez !!!
Prime is watching an boring old
Andromeda trackmo.... And I am still
BORED !!!
Over with the keys to the "kEwL mEgA
eL!t3 tRaD3R", ehh... sorry, musician
that is, the one and only.... -> SOME1
(pause for applaudes)....
Thank you...But you didn't have to
write all that, because everybody
already knew all that...(eh?..)...I
(some1) am sitting here at our "m8ing"
and I'm Boored....I have no money
left...(synd...).This tune was composed
at this meeting...They wanted a Techno
inspirated tune, so I and Prime
composed this tune...(don't enjoy it!)
Anyway, Here's some personal stuff...
Chorus/Majic-12 - hi Mikkel...This is
the reason for my delay...I hope to
meet you at the party 3...(why didn't
you come to the Virtual party ??? )
Factor and Saturn/Virtual - are you
guys still in Virtual ??? (hehehe)
Dolphin/Sexious - Hi Anders...vi synas
den 15/9 liksom ba!
Wotw/Essence - There was a BUG in your
demo that you sent me...Hmmm? what do
you think of this demo???
Lizardking/Alcatraz - How is it going
with your Cd ??? you were lovely in
the Gustavsvik-Badplats !!! (But, I
didn't like your condom-taste...I
prefer Mint!)
Tony/Alcatraz - Hey! Your bathing suit
(hmm?) were very nice...but wasn't it a
number too small ???
Mac/Stellar - So, you Didn't like the
sauna in Gustavsvik ???well, have a
nice life...
Butch/Silents - hi there Hugo!!!
eh...bye...
Decker/Andromeda - Yeeeaahhh!!! what a
delay...send SOON!!!
Strobo/Stellar - Your tune at the
Virtual was great...how's your nalle???
Groo/Cncd - hi There!!! send back, And
that's an Order!!! Read Propaganda!!!
Odeon/Illusion - I'm VERY disapointed
at you!!! Why didn't you sleep with me
here at our meeting...what's wrong with
your Dot-tunnel ???
Prime/Illusion - ska vi inte ta och
Ondulera...
last but also least (?)...
Eva Heimdahl/MegaNinjaCoolers - hi
There, I could have been unfaithful to
you here with Odeon, But I just
couldn't... (hihihi) How was your trip
to Finland ??? thanks for the Scones
(eh..) I LOVE YOU !!!!
ok! that's enough for this
time...(that's because Prime is sitting
on top of me, and he wants to write his
kisses too...over to Primus...
Just some fast messages to some friends
of mine:
Color/Phenomena - I guess I owe you
one.... Sorry about your logos!!
Mr.Man/Andromeda - I cant critisize
your tune!! It's wonderful! Thanks
for very long letter..
Mantronix/Phenomena - Alqvist kompis??
I'm really looking forward to
seeing/hearing your music disk, and
your tape...
Butch/Silents - I really like your new
pics! What a pitty about the Orebro
compo..
Dearon/DCS - Technodancer??? Send some
modules..
Paragon/Desire - Your new packmenu is
great... I sure hope that TDK will
make some more tunes for it... (Nice
menuname BTW..)
D-Zire/Silents - When will Elemental be
released?? Soon I hope!!
Dolphin/Noxibous - Kockmannen... When
will you release your musicdisks?? Vi
kom 3:a och du 9:a i Orebro!!
Crayon/(I)NXS - Make a demo now!
Lizardleing/Alcatraz - I guess ATZ
didn't turn out the way you excepted...
Send me some samples!!
Snuskbuske/DCS - I've heard some nasty
romours about you...
Mr.King/Analog - Your new menu really
kicks!
Mac/Stellar - Any new Stellar prods
coming up??
PGL/Illusion - Elvis!! Du har en
javligt flummig stil pa dina loggor!!
Misery/NXS - Send more nopacks..
Schizo/Alcatraz - Have you met any
"Goteborg Raggers" resently?? Killin'
in da name of...
Nuke/Lemon. - Thanks for letting me
copy your unreleased modules! When
will Lemonade be released?? (If
ever...(?))
Lionheart/Illusion - I saw on the
EXPRESSEN LOPSEDEL that you had found
another 10-year-old girl...
Saracen/Banana - Another fruit???
Pete/?? - A new intro soon??? Joined
a better group?? (RUGGGBY!!)
Septic - You want techno, you get
techno....
Industry - Jag hamrar, jag spikar, jag
bygger en bil..
(B)Rage - Hur fan kan ni vinna??
(mutor??)
TMT - Nice prods!! (Hi LNRT n' MP)
Last but not least:
All the persons present here at the
Illusion meeting i Nykoping/Sweden!!
Message to Odeon: Only the strong will
survive in our pingis-game....
I have some kind of brain fuckup
(Optimum) right now, so I can't
remember a singel fucking contact
more....
I'm out.. Signed PR!ME..
Here's ODEON..... Well actually this
little meeting was ment to be a serious
meeting... (you know what i mean
Some1...=-) )... Lite smek har o dar!!
I hope your girlfriend isn't jellous
with me... Yet!
And I can also reveal that i'm on the
scene again... with a long vacation!!
Well now some messages:
Dan/Lemon - Well dude, it's really a
long time since we spoke!! So, hows
life oversea??? Maybe i will send you
some OBOY-chocolatemilk(Remember??)
FireFox - Tja fan... Leget?? Make
some stunning music for us??
Twins/Phenomena - Have you finished
your music-program yet?? It looks
great as far as i have seen!
Ziphoid - Hi pal.... jag vet vad som
ar bast for mina barn eftersom jag ar
bade tandlakare och mamma sa darfor
anvander jag bara pepsodent
ultra!!(Inte fan vet jag)
Mosh - So, you are trying to educate
yourself... How's your tracer doing??
Make a demo!!
Teeze - GNUFITTA(skoja bara kanske
lite??!)
Amp/Majic 12 - Hi there maze!! How's
kalmar and all thoze girlz doing? Hey,
remember the rubber dude.. I'll call
you some day!
Well have a slight look at my
fortcomming intro for all of you to
enjoy!!
Odeon is off da keyz!
Some1 and Prime are here (again)...
(era knulltrad!) *:0()
We just wanna tell you some facts about
the tunes in this trackmo.. The first
one is called "Coffein Dream" and
requires about 120 kb of chipmem. All
samples were sampled by us, except for
two by Lizard-sing, and one by Chorus
of Majic 12 (Thanks!). It is rather
short, 2.51 minutes, but we think that
is more than enough for such a short
intro (hehehe) as this. Most of the
work was done by Some1 due to my
(Prime) lazyness... (Some1 wants to
make techno tunes, which I dont
like...) The second tune called
"Chipjazz" and is one of our
new-style-tunes (see below).. It takes
26kb and is about 2 min long... We
(I'm forcing S1) would hereby like to
anounce that we wont make any more
tunes with "TECHNO-STUK"... (with very
few exceptions...) That means that our
not-very-soon-coming musicdisk will be
kind of an experiment.. Enough text
about this... Perhaps there is someone
else who wants to write....
There's nothing Wrong with techno!!! /
Some1
SINE here...> Please call our toll-free
0712 numbers, 071085318. Sounds just
like Hammers homephone? The easiest
way to explain that have to be: The
noise and the perverted youth in the
other end is the Hammer itself. A warm
and gentle dick to the ILS members that
didn't show up at our private and
intimate ILS-[m8ting].
(Off the record:
some1: -Ah oh...
Odeon: -Aah yeeeah)
Our feelings about each other isn't as
good as it seem's.
(SINE: -Take me colorbird...)
When you still are so stupid to to read
this scroll we can tell you that you
are not the stupidest on the scene....
Who the fuck Lizardleing ????
Now the tired faked posse signs off!!!