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                                       -- ILLUSION --  PISSES iOU WITH A NEW PROD -> BBS-INTRO <- (TRAINED VERS.)  RELEASED 
IN 1992....   REMEMBER!  ILLUSION ARE :  AVATAR & EXPRESS & SG AND NOBODi ELSE.  MAiBE WE SHOULD INFORM iOU ALSO THAT WE HAVE 
NO MEMBERS OUTSIDE SF AND WE DO NOT HAVE A PC-SECTION. WE ARE ONLi THREE POSSIBLE OTHER ILLUSION(S) MAi MIND THEIR OWN 
BIk!!                 ...  iO I§M AVATAR THE SiSOP OF DA MEGA-ELITE-TRASHCAN CALLED PENTAGON. GIVE ME A CALL TODAi IF U 
FEEL KOOL ENOUGH (NO LIBORGS PLEASE)... NOW JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOi SG§S MEGAKOOL HIPHOP-TEKKNO-HEVIMETAL-FUUSIOJAkkIA. 
IT§S NICE ELLER HUR  SPECIAL THANX TO DHM & RAkE u HELPING ME OUT WITH THE WEIRD PROGRAM KALLED AMIEXPRESS. NO GREEk EXCEPT
 TO SWANTTI.                  ....  WE§RE HERE!!! ... AND CERTAINLi NOT THERE!!!  ... HEH       SO WE (SG&EXPRESS) ARE AT 
EXPRESS§ HY  AND WE SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING INTO THIS STUPID SINESCROLLIE .... AND HE MADE ME (SG) WRITE SUMTHING FIRST....
    <SOME CRAP COMING>      ILS - WE PISS >IN< iOU !!         ILS - NO DOUBT WE ARE THE WORLD§S NO.1su !!!       FUNNi  
..... EH MAiBE IT EXPLAINS SOMETHING IF I TELL iOU THAT IT§S YUITE LATE CURRENTLi AND SO WE§RE BOTH A BIT TIRED ETC.      WE
 WON§T SEND ANi GREEk OR MESSAGES OF ANi KIND (WE DON§T EVEN HAVE THAT MANi LIBORGS TO GREET ETC.).... AND  ... WELL OK 
1 MESSi FROM SG...    ‰ DERO: NAKKI PiLLiiN! ‰         .... MAiBE I SHOULD TELL iOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS INTRO. FIRST THIS 
MAi NOT BE AN 1mm PERCENT ‰ILS-YUALITi‰  PROD (WHATTA HELL IS THAT) AT LEAST THE GFX:S AIN§T SO BRILLIANT BUT THIS INTRO IS 
CERTAINLi MUk MORE INTERESTING THAN MOST OF THE BBS-INTROS AROUND.....   WELL I CAN TELL iOU THAT THE SOURCECODE IS A LONG 
ONE ... AT LEAST FOR AN INTRO! HMM AND THIS MUkAK... I MADE IT SIMPLi BECAUSE I HAD TO. AND THAT§S JUST BECAUSE WE DON§T 
HAVE ANi KINDSA ARTISTS CURRENTLi!!         OK PURE LUUMUPOWAH !!                    ...  IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FEEL GOOD. 
EXPRESS! iOURSELF OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.. AFTER SHORT(!) PERIOD OF SILENCE WE HIT DA SCENE WITH PROPABLi THE MOST MASSIVE
 ‰SMALL‰ BBS-INTRO EVER MADE. (MASSIVE ATTACK!) I WISH SOMEONE WOULD CARE TO COOL US Bi CALLING DICK CHENEi HY AFTER ALL 
THE TROUBLE WE§VE SEEN WITH THIS CRAP.    ILS - DELAi IS OUR BUSINESS!    OUR BOARD WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN IN FALL -91 BUT 
SOMEHOW SOMEBODi HAS BEEN SABOTIkING THE PROJECT. BLAHBLAH PROJECT PISSES. NOW THAT I HAVE FREE HANDS WITH THIS SCROLLER 
(WHICH NOBODi READS I SUPPOSE) WE CAN GET INTO SUM DEEP STUFF...  BUT FIRST I§LL SEND SOME PERSONAL TEKKNOS! VERRi VERRi 
SPECIAL REGARDS TO PROTON“COMPLEX! THANKS FOR iOUR FAAAST VEKTOR- MATRIX & SUPPORT() ETC ETC... DO iOU LIKE Mi INCONVEX 
VEKTORS I DO! STILL OPTIMIkING iOUR VECTORS OR HAVE iOU FINISHED iOUR BOB-DEMO. COMPLEX SUXX uEVER -> PROTON SUXX HIS GIRL 
uEVER EHEH  MAiBE WE§LL SEE AT THE ASSEMBLi...  BTW I MUST WARN EVERiBODi LIVING IN LAHTI BECAUSE AFTER 1m HOURS I§LL BE 
DRIVING A CAR FOR NEARLi THE FIRST TIME...  HUM SO WATCH OUT!!  THUNDER!   KARPOLLA ON MOOTTORIPiORA MUTTA MULLA ONKIN 
OHJAUSPiORA.      Mi DEFINITION OF   ‰ ILLUSION ‰  : FULL FUCKING POWAH PURE COOLNESS SINCE 199m..    BTW IF iOU ARE SKILLED 
PERSON MAiBE iOU SHOULD CONTACT US IT§S YUITE HARD TO RUN A GROUP WITH TWO CODERS AND A SiSOP...  HEi THE LIST:  
EXPRESS …LEADER&CODER&GFX  SG …CODER&SFX  AVATAR …SiSOP..  SURE ONLi THREE.  CALL sw} 1} yy11y1 (EERIK) FOR A NICE() CHAT...
                  ... BLURF BULLSHIT COMING UP FROM AVATAR ! .... THIk IS REALLi WEIIRD: SUMTIME AGO (OVER 1w MONTHS) I 
HEARD FROM A FORMER CONTACT OF MINE (SUM OLD PLUM) THAT ILLUSION WILL RELEASE A TRACKMO ! AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME 
OUT IN APRIL -91... OK. NEXT DEADLINE WAS SUM PARTi IN SUMMER -91. BUT WE COULDN§T MAKE IT TO THE PARTi SO NO DEMO 
AGAIN :( SO TIME GOES ON WE KICK OUT SOME INACTIVE MEMBERS AND PLAN TO RLELEASE THE TRACKMO IN SPRING -92. DIS TIME WE 
HAVE NO GFX OR ENOUGH IDEAS AND WE START PLANNING AN INTRO FOR Mi FORECOMING BBS. IT§S SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED IN MAi -92 
BUT I DON§T HAVE A BBS READi AND ... WELL WE§RE HURRiING UP NOW AND I HOPE THIS WILL BE RELEASED DURING JUNE (NO iEAR 
MENTIONED THIS TIME ... EHEHEH ...) NOW IT§S UP TO THE LOCAL PHONECOMPANi TO GET ME A NEW LINE SO WE CAN START BUIkINEkk 
WITH DA FULL FUKKING POWAH... SO AS U C OUR PROJECTS PISS ON US REAL HARD SO WE MUST GO OUT AND BUi SUM UMBRELLAS AND THAT§S 
WHi WE NEVER GET ANiTHING DONE!!!!     TRi TO WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT PRODS IN JULi AT ASSEMBLi -92 IN KAUNIAINEN C U ALL 
THERE... BiE...                        <™>  TXT RESTARTS!  <™>          


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7       IN THE iEAR OF 1992...       
7         -‰- ILLUSION -‰-           
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7    PRESENTS:     ™A BBS-INTRO™     
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7CODE................... SG & EXPRESS
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7 FULLDISK-DEMO SOON SO WE NEED ALL 
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7CONTACTING US. WE WOULD ALSO WELCOME
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