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IT'S PARTY TIME! IT'S CELEBRATIONS TIME!!! WELCOME TO IT'S NEWEST DEMO, THE CELEBRATION DEMO. CODED BY CRIT AND KEYJAY, WITH GRAPHICS FROM CRIT AND MUSIC BY GLADIATOR AND WALKMAN. THE REASONS FOR THE SILLY NAME ON THIS DEMO ARE: 1. THE FRENCH REVOLUTION'S 200 YEARS JUBILEE. 2. THE NORWEGIAN REVOLUTION'S 1 YEAR JUBILEE. (IT IS NOW APPROX. 1 YEAR SINCE IT, THE COMPUTER GROUP WAS FORMED.) 3. BIBOY HAS MOVED TO TRONDHEIM. (THAT MEANS: NO MORE BIBOY IN THIS GROUP. WATCH OUT RAZOR, HERE HE COMES!!!) 4. POWERFLY HAS MOVED TO BERGEN FOR 2 YEARS. (THAT MEANS: NO MORE POWERFLY IN THIS........ HUGE, CHARMING CITY OF HARSTAD! WATCH OUT CRYPTOBURNERS, HERE HE COMES!!!) 5. THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR IS FINISHED! 6. SCHOOL HAS STARTED (YEAH...?) 7. PADDA (JABBA) ER BLITT 18. (HURRA!) 8. BIBOY HAS MOVED TO TRONDHEIM FOR... 9. KJETIL (KEYJAY) ER KVALM! 10. BIBOY... THAT'S ALL I GUESS... WAIT, THERE'S JUST ONE MORE REASON I'VE GOT TO MENTION. AND THAT IS : BIBOY HAS MOVED TO TRONDHEIM ETC. ETC....... COMING UP NEXT ON CELEBRATION-DEMO: JOMPA AND JOLIC IN CONFLICT......
HI, AGAIN! WE'RE ABOUT 10 PEOPLE HERE (CRIT'S PLACE) NOW. THEY ARE: ME(CRIT), KEYJAY, JOLIC, JABBA, JOMPA LAMO, BURGLAR, A LAMO IN THE JOINED FORCES AND TWO OTHER LOCAL LAMOS... AND WE'RE ALL ENJOYING JOMPA AND JOLIC QUARRELING. HERE'S A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED: JOMPA CAME AND CLAIMED THAT HE HAD FOUND SOME FOOTSTEPS ON HIS BEDROOM FLOOR, CLOTHES, PENTHOUSE MAGS ETC. AND HE BLAME IT ON JOLIC BECAUSE HE SAYS THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE (EXEPT 0YVIND,ME,KEYJAY AND BURGLAR.) WHO IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO CLIMB IN THE WINDOW TO DO THAT. BUT JOLIC HAS AN ALIBI (HIS MOTHER AND FATHER). THEREFORE HE ASKS JOMPA TO CALL THEM AND ASK ABOUT THIS. BUT JOMPA COULDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE HE HADN'T BROKEN HIS LEG (???). AND THEN JOLIC CALLED JOMPAS MOTHER, BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY. (SHE COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY A PORCHE.) BUT WHAT DID THEY DO THEN ? NOTHING...... AND THEN THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY. AHH, BY THE WAY. DO YOU SEE THAT BUTTON ON THE MOUSE? NO NO NO, NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE... RIGHT! NOW YOU CAN PRESS IT TO GET INTO THE MUSIC SELECTOR.... AND NOW, HERE'S A BOB-BREAK, BUT DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON, 'CAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME MORE FACTS ABOUT THIS DEMO, AND ALSO SOME MESSAGES.
HI, HI!! HERE'S UNCLE CRIT AGAIN. HAVE YOU TRIED TO PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON YET. THEN YOU'VE SEEN THE MUSICS YOU CAN LISTEN TO. 'ALPHA AND OMEGA' AND 'COMPETITION MIX' WAS MADE BY GLADIATOR. THE OTHER TUNES WAS MADE BY WALKMAN. AND NOW: IT'S NOT MESSAGE TIME!!! WE WOULD NOT LIKE TO SEND SOME IMPORTANT MESSAGES TO... ELVIS PRESLEY: OUR CONDOLENCES ABOUT YOUR DEAD CAT. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON! THE NEXT MESSAGE WILL NOT GO TO RAZOR: T0RRFESK E' KNAS! (WE (THAT'S CRIT 'N' BUZZAW!) JUST SAW THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR 'THE KARATE KID PART 3'! GEEZ, WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE IT!! (THIS WAS NOT A JOKE! (BUT... WE HOPE THAT THE CINEMA WILL BURN DOWN! (HMM... WE REALLY WONDER HOW MANY PARANTHESES WE HAVE NOW! (FOUR, I GUESS... (OR MAYBE IT'S FIVE!!)))))) AND NOW, WE WON'T SEND A MESSAGE TO WARLORD OF DIGITECH: PLEASE SEND US AN INVITATION FOR THE SUMMER CONFERENCE. THE NEXT MESSAGE WON'T GO TO AMIGALORDS: SOME MEMBERS OF IT WILL PROBABLY COME TO YOUR COPYPARTY IN KARLSTAD! AND WE WILL NOT SEND THE SAME MESSAGE TO PIRANHAS: HOPE TO HAVE A CHAT WITH YOU AT THE PARTY IN KLINGNAU. THE NEXT MESSAGE WILL NOT GO TO JACK NICHOLSON, DUSTIN HOFFMAN, JAMES DEAN, JOHN HOLMES OR ANY OTHER ACTORS: WE DON'T HAVE PLANS TO FILM THE BOOK 'IT' BY STEPHEN KING, SO IF ANY OF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SOME REALLY TOUGH DAMAGE (ON YOURSELF!), LIKE CASTRATION, PLEASE DON'T WRITE TO US! AND WE WILL OF COURSE NOT SEND A MESSAGE TO IVORY: WE'VE HEARD THAT SOME OF YOU WILL START AN 'IT FANCLUB'! (IS IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO JOIN?) DO NOT WRITE TO US, SO WE CAN'T HAVE SOME CLOSER INFORMATION!
MARSVINKAKA OG VAFFEL..... HELLO, THIS IS BUZZAW! FIRST I MUST THANK KEYJAY AND CRIT FOR LETTING ME WRITE IN THIS GREAT DEMO. I THINK I'LL START WITH SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS TO SOME FRIENDS OF MINE. THE FIRST MUST OF COURSE GO TO INSANE TTM OF RAZOR 1911 (SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE WITH MY LAST SENDING, BUT I WANTED TO WAIT TILL THIS DEMO WAS FINISHED!), THE NEXT GOES TO OMY COPY-SLAVE, DEMON OF IVORY (MY LITTLE BROTHER!), AND TO AMITECH (NO, I AM NOT A MEMBER OF DMC!) NOW A MESSAGE TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER, TEC: I MUST INFORM YOU THAT NONE OF YOUR DEMOS WORKS ON AN AMIGA WITH ONE MEGABYTE. FLASHTEAM: HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING MORE FROM 'THE 2ND UNIT' LATELY? HARR,HARR IT WAS NOT NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE. WELL, NOW I HAVE TO QUIT BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE FINISHED TONIGHT. BUT FIRST I MUST TELL EVERYBODY TO BUY OR COPY THE LATEST ALBUM TO TESTAMENT, WHICH IS ONE OF THE BEST I'VE EVER HEARD. AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SWAPPING THRASH MUSIC OR DISKS, THEN WRITE TO ME: LARS SANDNESS - SOLHEIMVN. 10 - 9438 BREIVIKA - NORWAY OR CALL ME: (082) 75822....... HEI, HEI!!! HER ER ONKEL DRIT IGJEN.... I ALMOST FORGOT TO SEND THE NEGATIVE GREETINGS. THEY'LL GO TO: UNKNOWN. ( HE,HE. YOUR LITTLE EXTERNAL-BOOT DIDN'T WORK ON KICKSTART V1.3. BECAUSE OF THAT, THE FUCKFACES IN SDM THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEMO (FILLED-VECTOR) THAT DIDN'T WORK. AND THEN WE WERE OUT OF THE CONTEST. ) MEGAFORCE ( BECAUSE OF ALL THE BUGS IN SEKA V2.1, WE SAT HOURS DEBUGGING THIS DEMO, BUT THE BUGS WERE IN THE SEKA. ) JOMPA OF IT ( WHEN HE'S NEAR, THE BUGS OCCURE MORE FREQUENTLY THAN IN A TAT DEMO. ) THAT'S ALL. AND AFTER THE BREAK, THERE'LL BE SOME WORDS FROM GLADIATOR. AND THAT WILL BE THE END, 'CAUSE THE SOURCE IS NOW APPROX 118.000 BYTES LONG, AND IT'S BECOMING QUITE BORING TO ASSEMBLE AND SAVE IT. BUT BEFORE ENDING I'VE GOT TO WRITE A KVAD BY RUNE JENSEN: HUGEN VART EG LYTBRINGA HEGNA, TRAKK EG SVERDET FINLEISA, VEKJA VART SAA GILD OG GJON, KORKJE HAR EG PREVANTIVAR.
I GUESS THE PEOPLE UP IN THE NORTHERN PART OF NORWAY, MORE EXACTLY THE ONES SITUATED IN THE CITY CALLED HARSTAD, EVEN MORE EXACTLY THE GUYS KNOWN AS IT (AND NOW COMES THE POINT (IS THERE A POINT ?!?) OF THIS LONG AND MEANINGLESS SENTENCE:) I GUESS THEY HAVE COMPLETED THE CENSURE OF THESE DOUBTFUL ASCIIS. (I DID IT!!! I REACHED A FULL STOP!!!) BY THE WAY, THIS IS GLADIATOR, STILL A MEMBER OF IT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN A LONG WHILE SINCE MY MUSIC APPEARED IN AN IT PRODUCTION. AND FOR THE SMALL (I SUPPOSE) MINORITY WHO HAS ENDURED THIS TOTALLY WASTED FLOW OF WORDS (CRAP), WE (I AND MY LANGUAGE CON... EH... UM... PER GUNNAR: CONSULTANT! HANS ARILD (THAT'S ME) : OH, OF COURSE! ... I AND MY LANGUAGE CONSULTANT (HAH!)) ARE GOING TO SKIP THIS CHIT CHAT AND START A MORE SERIOUS CONVERSATION (HOPEFULLY). IN FACT I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS DEMO WHEN I'M NOW WRITING THIS TEXT, BUT I HOPE I'LL GET IT WHEN IT'S FINISHED. IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE THAT IT WILL SEND IT TO ME! (THAT'S BEEN QUITE A PROBLEM LATELY...) BUT I THINK I SHOULD CLOSE THAT SUBJECT BEFORE IT DEGENERATES INTO SOMETHING IT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE. BEFORE I DO ANYTHING FURTHER, I WILL BROADCAST MY PERSONAL GREETINGS, WHICH THIS TIME GO TO THE FOLLOWING GUYS: 49'ER (FOR BEING MY FRIEND, CHAUFFER, SOFTWARE TOOL SUPPLIER, ETC.) THE SAINT (FRIEND, LANGUAGE CONSULTANCE, GAME SUPPLIER, 2ND COUSIN IN LAW ...) UMPIRE OF O.U.C.H. (FRIEND, FORMER MUSIC CONSULTANT, AND WHO CARES WHAT ELSE !?) DELTA X OF TFT (GOOD CONTACT AND MUSIC SWAPPER (YOUR MUSIC'S QUALITY IS REALLY INCREASING, MATE!)) THE MISSING LINK (CONTACT ME AGAIN! LONG AGO YOU WERE MY BEST CONTACT! BY THE WAY: ARE YOU STILL INDEPENDENT (IN OTHER WORDS: A MISSING LINK BELONGING TO NO TEAM AT ALL) ??? ANYWAY, CONTACT ME SOON!!!) TRIXAL, BLACKSTAR, HEATSEEKER, WINDWALKER AND ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF CRYPTOBURNERS (THANK YOU FOR ALL SUPPORT!) WALKMAN OF IT (THANKS FOR THE INSTRUMENT DISKS. YOU'LL GET YOUR DISKS BACK SOON. ) PAD'N OAD (KEEP TRYING. THERE IS STILL HOPE. YOU'LL PERHAPS BECOME SOMETHING SOME DAY. (THE SAINT EMPHASIZES PERHAPS, BUT THAT IS TO BE LOOKED UPON AS INTERNAL DIFFICULTIES AND OF NO INTEREST TO YOU OTHERS WATCHING THE SHOW.) O.K. , BOYS. ENOUGH TIME WASTED ON YOU.) FINALLY I WILL SEND A GREETING TO AMHAC, DRACO AND SCIFF, ALL THREE OF CRIME. WITHOUT WHOM, MY QUESTIONABLE TALENT AS A MUSICIAN WOULD HAVE REMANIEDUNDISCOVERED. (WELL, TML WAS THE FIRST ONE GIVING ME ENCOURAGEMENT FOR A PIECE OF MUSIC MADE ON THE OLD 64, AND HE ALSO SPREAD MY FIRST TUNES ON THE AMIGA, LEADING TO MY VALUABLE TIME IN (DEAD AND BURIED) SCT... ) THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!!! THAT WAS THE END OF MY PERSONAL GREETINGS (AND THE END OF YOUR SORROWS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT! ). AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JOKES! STOP!!! DON'T EVEN THINK OF TOUCHING THE THREE MAGIC KEYS OR ANY OTHER METHOD OF CUTTING THE POWER SUPPLY! OUR FIRST JOKE IS THE ONE ABOUT... JUST KIDDING!!! BUT YOU'LL GET ONE LITTLE, FUNNY THING. EVEN THOUGH THE ORIGINAL HAD A SMALL ILLUSTRATION AND WAS WRITTEN IN NORWEGIAN, WE'LL BRING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW: DO YOU OFFER DISCOUNT FOR PENSIONERS?! FUNNY, EH ?!? WELL, IT'S PERHAPS FUNNIER ILLUSTRATED, BUT SINCE IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN TOO LONG TO MAKE A PICTURE, USING THE CHARACTER SET, WE DROPPED THAT PART. NO MORE JOKES ARE COMING UP (AND THANK GOD FOR THAT, YOU MAY SAY). AT THIS POINT WE SEEM TO RUN OUT OF GOOD IDEAS (GOOD IDEAS? HAVE THERE BEEN ANY AT ALL?), SO YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE US EXCUSED IF THIS SCROLLER IS GETTING TOO BORING. (THE GOOD IDEAS PHONE NUMBER IS 071 29200 AT ALL TIMES 24 HOURS A DAY. HAVE FUN !!! ) WAIT, DON'T GO TO THE PHONE AT THIS VERY MOMENT! WE'VE STILL GOT PLENTY OF EMPTY BLOCKS ON OUR DISK, SO PLEASE: STAY AWAKE, EAT A SNAKE! 'WELL, PEOPLE OUT THERE, DID I HEAR THE DRIP OF A TEAR, IS THIS REALLY POETIC, OR SHOULD IT RATHER BE CALLED PATHETIC?' H.A. 4 AM THE 8. OF AUGUST 1989 PER GUNNAR: LOUSY POEM, SOUNDS MORE LIKE A DRUNK MAN'S NONSENSE!!! HANS ARILD: MAKE A BETTER ONE YOURSELF! PER GUNNAR: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP, AND I THINK IT'S STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO THAT, TOO, BEFORE YOU COMPLETELY DESTROY IT'S GOOD REPUTATION. (P.G. FELL ASLEEP AGAIN.) UNFORTUNATELY I THINK I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM, AND THEREFORE THIS SUBSCROLLER IS GOING TO BE FINISHED VERY SOON. IF ANYBODY HAS REACHED THIS FAR, THEY DESERVE GETTING MY ADDRESS, AND WHILE YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR PEN AND PAPER, I'M HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT MY ADDRESS WILL BE THE END OF MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS SCROLL. SO... BE GLAD, PICK UP YOUR PEN AND WRITE: HANS ARILD RUNDE, 6090 FOSNAVAAG, NORWAY REPEAT MODE: HANS ARILD RUNDE, 6090 FOSNAVAAG, NORWAY BYE, FAITHFUL READERS!!! GLADIATOR'S GOING TO BED...
ALPHA AND OMEGA...
COMPETITION MIX...
AUDIOKRAFT........
NINJA MUSIC.......
GAMEMUZAK II......
WE'RE THE DEVILS..