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HELLO WORLD .... HEMOROIDS STRIKES BACK WITH A LITTLE PRODUCTION CALLED SPOCK-TRO .....   SPOCK-TRO BECAUSE THIS IS AN INTRO DEDICATED TO OUR NEW GRAFIST 'SPOCK'   WHO'S A VERY GOOD GRAFIST AND A VERY COOL DUDE !!!!  WELL ... LET'S GO ON THE SHOW WITH ANOTHER PART .........



                                                  



YO EVERY BODY...   YA ENTER THE VECTOR BOOL PART ALSO CALLED 'ZE BLUE PART'.....  2 FRAMES WITH ONLY 63 BALLS ( NOT SO BAD..... YEP!!! )         IT'S ABOUT 1 O'CLOCK AND WE START TO WRITE THE SCROLL-TEXTES AND WE GOT A VERRRY HARD BLEM, WE ONLY HAVE 8 LUCKY STRIKE FOR THE NIGHT (VERY HARD NO??!!!).....    I THINK THAT YOU THINK THAT THIS INTRO ISN'T VERY NICE,BUT I FUCK YOU \\\\\... HUMMM... WE REALISE THIS INTRO ZE 29/07/92 FOR CELEBRATE THE INTRODUCTION OF SPOCK IN HMD  ( HEY.. SPOCKY,MAINTENANT SI TU QUITTES LE GROUPE ON TE TRUCIDE... )   I'M VERY IMPATIENT GOING TO THE BEACH PARTY, IT'LL BE A VERY GOOD DELIRIUM I THINK, WITH SOME COOL BITURES WITH ALL MEMBERS OF HEMOROIDS&  OK IT'S STC ON DA KEYBOARDS ....  WE'VE GOT A REALLY PROBLEM WITH THE CIGARETTES ( ONLY 6( BECAUSE WE NEED 2 TO WRITE THE PREVIOUS TEXT ) ) ... TO GIVE YA AN IDEA : WE MUST SMOKE THE FILTER ... IT HAVE A STRANGE TASTE ... BUT IT'S BETTER THAN DUCROS& ... DO YOU KNOW SYRION OF INTRYX ????  YEAHHHHH THE FAMOUS ONE !!! THE LEADER OF THE COOLEST FRENCH CREW !!!! PUTAIN JE FOUS LES CREDITS PASSKEU YA WANN KI M'EMMERDE .. AHHHH 'NAN PAS LA PERSONNES VA LES LIRE' ( DIXIT HIMSELF ) YOU KNOW WAT ???? WE THINK THAT IF YOU'VE READ THIS TEXT IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG LAMER AND WE STILL FUCK YOU VERY DEEP !!!!!!                                    WELL WOT CAN I SAY NOW ???? AN INTERESSANT STORY ???? SURE , I HAVE ONE !!!!   THE WANN'S STORY , THE TRACKED CODER !!! HEHE .... TRACKED BY WHO ??? BY THE STC'S MOZEUR ( MOTHER FOR OUR ROSBEEF FRIENDS )  BUT WHY ????? ...... WELL    >B E C A U S E< !!!! ... NO,SERIOUSLY , I'M SURE YOU WANT SUM MORE DETAILS ....  IT'S A LONG STORY ( PREPARES TA KRONEMBOURG ET TON PACKET DE CHOCOPOPS )  YOU NOW MY ( WHEN I SAY 'MY' IT IS THE STC'S ONE BECAUSE STC TYPING HERE ( NON MAIS MERDE QUOI FAUT TOUT VOUS ESSPLIKER NON D'UNE BITE !! ) WELL, MY MOTHER HAVE A CAR .. AND A NIGHT ME AND WANN AND NUKE (COUSTO POUR CEUX KI L'ON VU POUR DE VRAI ) DECIDED TO MAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH THIS CAR ..... COOL !!!! BIG DELIRIUM !!!! VERY SPEED ( 10 MPH IN GOING DOWN ON HIGHWAYS WITH A LOT OF FAVORABLE WIND ) WELL A COOL NIGHT .... ABOUT 4 O'CLOCK WE DECIDE TO COME BACK ...AND ...(HEHE SUSPENS)  GUESS WOT ????  IT'S AWFULL !!!! ..... A DISASTER !!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!! QUELLE MERDE , CHIER , PUTAIN DE CHIOTTES TURCS TU T'EN FOUS PARTOUT !!!!!   WELL I EXPLAIN.....     WHEN WE WENT TO PARCKING ... WE REALIZE THAT THERE WERE NO PLACE YET !!!! SHIT !!!!!  SO WE DECIDE TO PUT THE CAR IN ANOTHER PLACE AND WAIT FOR AN EMPTY PLACE..... 6 O'CLOCK ..... OUFFFF   A PLACE .. NOT THE SAME THAT THE PREVIOUS ONE , BUT WHO CARE'S !!! MY MOTHER WON'T SEE ANITHING .... WANN QUIT AND GO HOME....    I WAKE UP (ABOUT 2 O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON .....)  AND   HEHE .... GUESS .... MY MOTHER WAS SHOUTING TO MY BROTHER '-IT'S SURE , YOUR BROTHER HAS TOOK THE CAR WITH ERWANN (WANN) '     ARGHHHH !!! WAT A SHIT !!!! SINCE THIS , WANN CAN'T MEET MY MOTHER ( IF HE WANT TO STAY ALIVE !!!! )     AND WHEN HE WANTS TO GO HOME HE IS OUT AND SHOUTS ' HEY , PSSSS ... IT'S ME ... PSSSS HEY !!! OH !!! FUCK !!! YOU SLEEP ??? HEYYY    STTTCCCCC !!!!! WOT ARE YOU DOING ???? .....       WHAT A PITY !!!!!       SO THIS WAS THE WANN'S STORY .... HEHE... COOL NO ????                                                               



YEAHHHH... YOU ENTER THE MENDELBROUT ( MOI LE CHOU... HAHAHAH ) FRACTAL PART....  BEACAUSE IT'S VERY LAME AND VERY LONG YOU HAVE TO READ THIS SCROLLY SO WE DECIDE TO PUT THE CREDITS HERE....    FIRST , THE GREAT MUSIC WAS DONE BY OUR COOL MUSICIAN  > A J T <    (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON YAR TUNE DUDE !!!!)     PLASMA PART: CODED BY STC AND FONT BY NUKE ( T'ES SURE?? NON PARSKE ELLE EST MOINS CRADE QUE D'HABITUDE.... DON'T TAKE IT BAD NUKE.... )   VECTOR BALL PART: CODED BY STC AND FONT BY STC ( C'EST BIEN STC,TU BOSSES BIEN...)  LOGO BY NUKE ( NO COMMENT!! HEHE... ) THIS PART: CODED BY WANN ( ME,THE BESTEEEUUUUR ),FONT BY STC ( ELLE EST BIEN TA FONTE... JE DIS CA CAUZ IL VA ME FRAPPER SINON..... ET IL VA ME SODOMISER AVEC SA BOMBE DE MOUSSE A RASER HUMHUM POUR PEAUX SENSIBLES!!!! PUTAIN LE CON IL M'EN A FOUTU PARTOUT, C'EST CRADO.... MERDE,T'ES CON... PEDALE ( J'EN PROFITE )   J'AI PEUR QUE CA FINISSE EN BASTON ( JE SENS KIL VA Y'EN AVOIR PARTOUT DE TA CONNERIE DE MOUSSE A RASER....   CA Y EST, Y'EN A PLEIN PARTOUT MAIS PUISQUE CA NE TACHE PAS..... HE OUI LA MOUSSE A RASER HUMHUM NE TACHE PAS ET EST HYPOALLERGENIQUE CAR ELLE EST A BASE D'ALLANTOINE... AVEC HUMHUM,POUR NOUS LES HOMMES... )     END PART:CODED BY WANN WITH STC'S ROUTINES,FONT BY STC ( TU BOSSES PLUS QUE COUSTO ON DIRAIT ),NICE GIRL'S PICTURE BY SPOCK ( OF HEMOROIDS ( NE L'OUBLIES PAS !!!! ) )......       PUTAIN LA DERNIERE CLOPE EST ENTAMEE,ON VA CREVE MAN......ARGGGGHHH.....                                      



THE END PART NOW... ENJOY IT OR BE FUCK BY BOOLNESS AND DIE MAN....  NICE PICTURE ISN'T IT??     HEMOROIDS,WHEN PREPARATION H& ISN'T ENOUGH (COZ WE DON'T SAID IT BEFORE... ONLY FOR FUN).... I ( WANN ) GIVE THE POWER OF WRITING THE TEXT TO STC BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION COZ THERE AREN'T ANY CLOPINETTES LEFT... (VERY HARD...)       YEEEPPPEEEDEEEEEE     STC  HERE !!!!!  IN DIRECT LIVE ..... (OOUOUOUAIIIIISSS (SAYS WANN))  ERRR ..... WOT CAN I SAY FOR YOUR PLEASURE ???? I DON'T KNOW ... MMMHHH MAYBE A LITTLE INTERVIEW ???? (RTEL RULES !!! HEHE)    SO IT IS IN EXCLUSIVITY FROM CNN .... THE INTERVIEW OF THE BEST CODER-GFX-LEADER-SWAPPER-LAVEUR DE CARREAUX-SOUND-WIZZARD ETC....    SYRION OF INTRYX  !!!!! ( ONE APLAUSEMENT , FROM SYRION ...HEHE )  CNN : HELLO ,SYRION , YOU'RE THE BEST OF THE UNIVERSE , CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO OUR READERS HOW YOU HAVE SUCCEEDE IN BEEING WHAT YOU ARE NOW ?....    SYRION& : WELL MY SECRET IS THAT I AM THE BEST AND I MADE THE FASTEST PACK ON THE WHOLE SCENE ....CNN : AND WHAT IS YOUR WAY OF ORGANISING A GROUP ???      SYRION& : WELL .... YOU TAKE A MAXIMUM OF MEMBERS AND YOU MAKE SEVERAL SECTIONS    CNN : AND WHAT KIND OF SECTION THERE ARE IN INTRYX& ????    SYRION& : THERE ARE REGIONAL SECTIONS BUT ALSO DIFFERENT SECTIONS ....    CNN : BE MORE EXPLICIT PLEASE ... FOR OUR READERS ....    SYRION& : I FUCK YOU AND YOUR READERS COZ NOBODY CAN ATTACK ME ...    WELL THE REGIONAL SECTIONS ARE 'POITOU-CHARENTE' 'RHONE ALPES ' 'LANGUEDOC ROUSSILON' 'ILE DE FRANCE' 'AUVERGNE' 'MONGOLIE EXTERIEURE' ETC... AND OUR DIFFERENT SECTIONS ARE 'AMOS' 'AMIGABASIC' 'CLI-WORKBENCH' (BUT CLI WANNA BE INDEPENDANT FROM WORKBENCH....)   THIS IS THE SECRET OF THE GOOD ORGANISATION OF INTRYX ....     CNN : I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE DEMOCOP PARTY !!!! IN YOUR PAPER-INVIT YOU SAY THAT IT WILL BE THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY .... BUT A LOT OF FREAKS CRITISISES YOU ....   SYRION& : THE ONES WHO CRITISISES INTRYX ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT IN INTRYX (LIKE MOBY/DRD  RHAH/PMC .... THE LAMERS....) BUT THESE GUYS ARE OUT OF THE SCENE NOW , BECOZ I'VE A LOT OF CONTACTS IN THE SCENE AND I CAN DECIDE WHO WILL STAY OR QUIT THE SCENE .....    CNN : I SEE.... AND ABOUT THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY ????   SIRYON& : THE BEST PARTY , WITH SOME PAPY BROSSART AND BANGA .....THERE WILL BE ABOUT 1457 FREAKS !!!!!    CNN : BY THE WAY , WHAT IS THE WHOLE NUMBER OF INTRYX'S MEMBERS ????      SYRION& : THE AVERAGE NUMBER IS 1700 DEPENDING ON THE DAYS ....    CNN : THANK YOU SYRION FOR THIS INTERVIEW ......     SYRION& : OK TAKE THE INVIT OF THE PARTY ( AND PAY NOW PLEASE ) AND YOU CAN  ... YOU MUST GO IN INTRYX .... OK I NOTE   'CNN OF INTRYX'    YOU'RE HAPPY ????   CNN : HEHE COOL JOKE .... BYE AND THANK YOU ...    SYRION& : IT ISN'T A JOKE , I AM THE MASTER AND BE CARREFULL OR I PUT YOU OUT OF THE SCENE BIG LAMER !!!!!    CNN : WHAT A JOKER .....  A LAST WORD ????     SYRION& : YEP... CALL OUR WHQ-BBS 3614 RTEL2 BAL INTRYX .... CALL OUR FHQ-BBS 3614 RTEL1 BAL SYRION/INTRYX               WELL,WELL,WELL..... SO ? WHAT ABOUT THIS FABULOUS INTERVIEW ???? FUNNY NO ? !!!!      OK I'LL FINISH THIS SCROLLY WITH THE GREETINGS ... SO SEE YA LADER !!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   ALL MEMBERS OF HEMOROIDS ON AMIGA AND ST - ANARCHY (MENTAL) - ARTEFACT (COCONUTS) - ATLANTYS (SWORD,TITAN) - BIGP - BRAIN-WAVE (ARRAKIS) - DANDEVIL - DELIGHT (SAGE) - DEVILS (JINX,TKB,MERLIN,CAPTAIN JEWELS) - DMACON (GRYZOR) - DREAMDEALERS (SUN,TONY,MOBY) - END OF CENTURY 1999 (MERCURE) - EREMATION (BABY-BOB) - FLAM - INTENSE (DJ-MAXXIMUM) - KROM (BOMBSQUAD) - MACHO-MAN - MAJIC 12 (BABY) - METALSTAR (CYBORG,SOUNDDREAMER) - MJJ PROD (ALL MEMBERS) - NEMESIS (MAXIMILIAN) - NEWDAY (ATHANAGOR) - NGC (TOM AWAUK) - OVERLORD (KROWMS) - PARADISE (FLASH) - PURE METAL CODER (RHAH) - QUARTZ (BIBI,CLIVE,BATFINK,TOMCAT) - REBELS (SWORD) - REG AND LAURENT - SOLARIS (SILK) - SPERMAN - SPIRIT (ICEMAN) - SPREADPOINT (DARYL) - ST-CONNEXION (VANTAGE,KRAZY REX) - SYMBIOSIS (KTULU) - SYNDICATE (REDZONE) - THE SPECIAL BROTHERS (FREDD,FLETCH) - WILLOW (NAM,TEX,PEPE,SAM) - ZUUL (2.4.2,XORF)