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a#GATE# PRESENTS b GRAMOPHONE MUSICS...cTHIS IS OUR GRAMOPHONE SERIES FIRST
DISK, MAYBE MORE DISKS WILL RELEASED,WHO KNOWS..... OK! NOW THE CREDITS...
cCODING BY PSYCHOa cGRAPHICS,LOADER ROUTINE AND DEMO DESIGN BY WRAITHa
cMUSICS BY ALL OUR MUSICIANS b(BUFFALO,ROLAND,BRUNO,GRIFFON UND DER HM)
c NOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC!!! b$JOYSTICK$ UP AND
DOWN, AND PRESS FIRE TO SELECT THE MUSIC!!!c PS. IF YOU THINK THAT
THOSE EQUS DON@T WORK, YOU ARE WRONG! FOR EXAMPLE IN ROLANDS TUNE SOME
VOICES ARE REPLAYED ALL THE TIME, SO EQU WON@T MOVE!!! UNDERSTOOD?!
cOK, NOW SOME # GREETINGS...
SPECIALS TO : bAXXIS ,
BYTERAPERS , BAND , COMPLEX , CLONES , CRIME , DEATHSTAR
, DISKNET OF ACCESSION , EXEC , HORIZON , X-MEN ......
cNORMAL GREETINGS AFTER ADDRESSES... GATE WANT NEW MEMBERS...SO IF U ARE
A CODER,A GOOD GRAPHICIAN OR A GOOD SWAPPER (NOT MUSICIANS NEEDED!),
YOU CAN WRITE TO FOUNDER AND ORGANIZER OF GATE (NOT FOR SWAPPING!!!) :
aWRAITH , PL 94 , 38201 VAMMALA , FINLANDc
CODERS SHOULD
CONTACT bPSYCHO : aMURTOKIVENKUJA 7 , 38200 VAMMALA
, FINLAND .....cSWAPPERS COULD WRITE TOb....
aPIGMAN , PL 61 , 15871 HOLLOLA , FINLAND
... MPH , ORITIE 2 D 39 , 01200 VANTAA ,
FINLAND .....c MORE ADDRESSES AND PIGMANS (AND OTHERS)
TEXT (BULLSHIT?) WILL BECOME AFTER GREETINGS.........
NOW THE NORMAL # GREETINGS TO :c
AMIGA INDUSTRIES & FREEDOM FORCE , ALIVE , ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE , AC DC ,
ACME FACTORIES , ARCTIC LEAGUE , AMILINK & DUAL ACCESS , BEASTIE BOYS ,
BELGA LIVE , BROWBEAT , BITHAMMER , BITMAN , BLOODSUCKERS , CBB , CELTIC ,
CRYPTOBURNERS , DIGITECH , DRUIDS , ENERGY , EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY , EOA ,
FOFT , FIRECAT , FIRST AID , FLASH PRODUCTIONS , FAD , GEMINI ,
GENESIS , GHOSTRIDERS , GOONIES , IVORY & FBW , INTUITION , IRIS ,
KEFRENS , LAZER ,
MECHANIX , MASTER CREW , MAFFIA , MEGA POWERS , MIRAGE INT. ,
NEW ORDER , NNT , NZC , ORION 5 , ODYSSEY , PANZERFAUST , POISON ,
PEDDLER , POWERDRIVE , ROUTE 66 , REBELS , SPECTRE , S.E.C.R.E.T. ,
SARGON , S.O.S. , SILVER HAWKS OF NEMESIS , SUNRIDERS , SECTION ONE , TEC ,
TRIANGLE , THE TWILIGHT TROOPERS , TEAM X , THE CRUSADERS , THE ELITE ,
THE DUAL CREW , THE WILD BOYS , TRC , TACS , THE FLASH TEAM ,
TECHIQUE , VISION , WIZZCAT , WATCHMEN , X-BEAT ......
NOW ZOME BULL......
NOW IT@S OUR NEW MEMBER'S TURN TO WRITE. HE@S NAME IS TOPMAN(OUR LEADER)......
HI EVERYBODY! I HAVE ONLY ONE MESSAGE...... MESSAGE TO MURKYMAN OF MEGATARS:
YOU CAN JOIN US IF YOU WANT! YOU ARE REALY GOOD SWAPPER! PLEASE JOIN US!!!
IF YOU WANT JOIN US CALL TO ME: 928 51328 KYSY PAAVOA.....................
KELLOGGS DUDES !!! UJJH, HERE IS COUPLE OF RATS WRITING THIS SCROLLYTEXT.
GUESS, WHO THEY ARE ??? THAT@S RIGHT, THEY ARE MOST FAMOUS HYDE AND POSSUMIES
(OH SORRY, THAT WAS PIGMAN). FUCK YOU HYDEEEEE!!!! BUT, WHERE IN HELL IS
DER HM?? HE CALLED TO ME (PIGMAN) AND ASKED |CAN I COME NOW TO YOUR
PLACE AND WRITE THE SCROLLY ?| I SAID |OK, BUT MY DOG SAYING, NOOO!!!
I DON'T WANT SEE THAT TERRIBLE MAN!!| (IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!).....HYDE CAME TO
HERE, AND WE WAITED DER HM .... BUT HE DIDN'T COME! I CALLED TO HIM AND ASKED
W H Y YOU DIDN'T COME!! HE SAID |I CAN'T COME B-COZ YOUR DOG SAID NO!!|
NOW DHM IS WRITING HIS PART OF THIS SCROLLY ALONE IN HIS PLACE. NOW I WANT
SAY SOMETHING TO DER HM AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER: MY DOG (TESSU, TEPA FOR
FRIENDS) CAN'T SPEAK HUMAN LANGUAGE !!! HE ONLY TEARS AND BITES (HE ONLY CAN
SAY |WUHF|. THAT WAS ALL ABOUT DER HM AND DOG (LAMER KILLER!) .... AND
WHAT NEXT?? LAMER CALLED |PEKKA| ARRIVED. HE WHISTLES JUST LIKE PIGMAN'S DOG
TESSU. ........... AND NOW MESSAGES...MESSAGE TO HYDE FROM PIGGY: FUCK YOUOOU!
MESSAGE TO PIGGY FROM HYDE: DOUBLE FUCKS TO YOUOOU! MESSAGE TO HYDE
FROM PIGGYYY:EXTRA MEGA FUCKINGS TO YOUOOU!! MESSAGE TO PIGGY FROM HYDE:
NO FUCKINGS YET...WAIT...YEAH, EXTRA MEGA GIGA HYPER SUPER GOLDIE FUCKS TO
YOUUUUOUUOU!!!! SHIT...MESSAGE TO F.O.A.D OF TEAM XYZ : IS YOUR NAME
FUCK OFF AND DIE ??? F: FUCK O: OFF A: AND D: DIE |F.O.A.D| !! ......
MESSAGE TO CRB : COOOOOOOL DEMO!! ... PEKKA THE LAMER 7 YEARS OLD BOY
WANTS WRITE.. OK PEKKA(ESKOLA)....FUCK UFF...I AM NOT THE LAMER........GET TO
FUCK WITH YOUR DEMOS !!! .............YEAH, THAT WAS REAL LAME TALK.
WE WANT YOU TO OUR GROUP, COZ YOU ARE ONLY REAL LAMER IN OUR TOWN (OH, I FORGET
MURKYMAN). LET'S TRASH. THAT WAS ALL !! HYDE MUST GO TO HOME AND SLEEP!!!
...... cSOME ADDRESSES AGAIN...a HYDE , PL 60 ,
15871 HOLLOLA , FINLAND ... DER HM ,
SALPAKANKAANTIE 18 A 4 , 15860 HOLLOLA 2 ,
FINLAND b.....c...
JOS JOKU ON LUKENUT TANNE ASTI, NIIN ONNITTELUT GATELTA...
TULET PIAN SAAMAAN POSTISSA IHANIA (VAALEAN)PUNAISIA GATE TARROJA!!!!
MUTTA LISAA TULEE!!!!!
HEJA TOVERIT !!! IT@S aBRUNO cWRITING SOME MEGA-MENTAL |TEXT|.RUMPSTEAK. SHIWER YOU
PIGMANNEN.WELL FIRST I WANNA SEND A MESSAGE TO CREATURE OF MICROWAVE: SORI FOOR
DELAY BUT EN OLE SWAPPERI...IF THAT WAS ENOUGH ABOUT EXPLANATIONS,WE@LL CONTINUE
SAY THAT EI TULLA LONG TEXTI,KUN BRUUNO HAR EN .ERR... LARGO KUSI TARVE..WAIT..
WELL,LET@S ASK MY FAVOURITE SKULL WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT..WELL ROY....OH SORRY.
ROY@S ASLEEP.FUCK YOU ROY.WELL,LET@S TALK ABOUT......POLITICS.TESTASIMME KOLME
PUSSIROTTAA.EMME SUORITTAAAAAANEET KOEHAKKUUTA.VIISUMIPAKKO VIROSTA POIS.HYPPIKAA
SEINILLE VITUN HEDELMAT.WELL,THAT WAS ALL ABOUT DAILY POLITICZ.WHAT ABOUT SOME
MUZAX ? WELL,I GUESS THAT YA HAVEN'T HEARD MY HITHOUSE,IF YA WEREN@T AT THE GREAT
GATE-MEETING.I THINK IT@S VERY COOL,AIN@T IT WRAITH??? AND MORE MEGACOOL MUZAAAXX
COMING FROM BRUNO.I GUESS THAT NEXT WILL BE | DANNY-MIX |,WHICH CONTAINS THE
BEST PIECES EVER FROM ARMI AND DANNY.LIMPUNVIIPALE.JOULUKRANSSI.AND NOW LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN: VIIKON PALINDROMI!!! AND HERE IT COMES: ASSI M AJAA TAITO TAITAA
LAATIA TOTIA TAAJAMISSA..WASN@T IT GREEAATT!!!! TALLIVAKSIN NISKAVILLAT!!!!! WELL
I F,I MEAN I F YA WANNA CONTACT ME,THEN I CANT HELP YOU.HAHAHAHAHAA...SE ON LOPPU
NYT SIT KANSSA. KYL MIE MATOSET TUNNEN.MIE VAAN MATOSIA KAIVAN.EI KUULKAA AUTA
KUN R E P P U JA R I N K K A . C U.
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HAVAH NAGILA GAYLORDS THIS IS DER HM TYPING THIS GUANO AND I THINK THIS WHERE
YOU ARE THIS SHIT READING, IS GATE MUZAKDISK, WHERE, I THINK, ARE... WELL,
MUZAKS? I DON@T KNOW, I@M STOMPING ON THIS MACHINE IN ECUADOR (IN SOUTH
AMERICA).. WRAITH TAKES MY BULLSHIT BY HIS MODEM, U C... I@M HERE ON MY FOURTH
CRUSADE TO TURN PEOPLE BELIEVE TO SANTA CLAUS. BY NOW THINGS HAVE GONE PRETTY
WELL (50 ASSHOLES HAVE GONE TO TRAP). WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT I AM ALSO IN DIS
MUZAKDISK WITH LOUSY SCORE CALLED P.O.BOX HIMMEL. THE NAME HASN@T GOT ANYTHING
TO DO WITH D SAMPLES OR MUZAK ITSELF, IT@S A RESULT OF T.M.B.D. (TEMPORALY
MAXIMAL BRAIN DAMAGE). BY THE WAY, HAVE ANYBODY OF YOU GOT REALLY SICK HORROR
MOVIES? I LUV@EM! STREET TRASH WAS GOOD! WELL, WHAT NEXT? I@M HUNGRY!HUNGRIG!
NALKAINEN! SEND ME SOME FOOD IN PLASTIC BAGS BUT HURRY, I@M GOING BED IN 4
HOURS. G-SUS, CLOCK IS 10000 AND I GOTTA POST DIS 2MORROW! HELL! PLASTIC
FUX TO JAILER, U 4GOT TO STICK THAT UGLY GREEN STICKER WITH IN4MATION ABOUT
INCLUDINGS TO YOUR PACKET. I HAD TO FETCH D FUCKING PACKET 7 KMS FROM HOME,
4 FUCK@S SAKE. THE PLACE WAS LIKE SOME FUCKING TEHERAN OVER D RAINBOW.
HEY! U NO WHAT? IT@S SUMMER! THEREFORE DER HM IS GOING TO PRODUCE SOME SUMMER
SOUND DISKS... PURE 100 PROOF ORIGINAL SOUNDS FROM FINNISH SUMMER... YOUR
EARS AREN@T GOING TO LIKE'EM. I CAN@T TYPE D GREETS B-COOZ MY LITTLE BRO ATE
THE GREETINGS LIST...O FUCK NOW IT@S MUNCHING THE MESSAGES 2! WELL, THAT@S
LIFE... ANYWAY, D GREETS AND OTHER SHIT ARE IN SOME OTHER PART I THINK...
WELL NOW I DON@T HAVE ANY OTHER THINGS TO WRITE @BOUT (IN FACT I DIDN@T HAVE
BEFORE I STARTED THIS BULSHITTING) SO DO SOMETHING ELSE, 4 XAMPLE LISTEN D
MUZAKS, BLAST SOME GRAMMIES, COMMIT A SUICIDE WITH PRE-HISTORIC BATTLE AXE...
OR SOMETHING. DER HM SIGNING OF TO CONTINUE A CRUSADE FOR SANTA CLAUS IN
ECUADOR...
d HAPPY END................................................._