Preview
(Enter search string.)
End of text, word not found!
Searching!!!!
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
ON
#á«1
»3 WE ARE BACK FOR REAL!»1
Sitting down here at Mekka & Symposium we, Fishwave and me had the great idea
to compile a surprise issue of Jurassic Pack.Frame of C-Lous wrote me some weeks
ago in the IRC: "JP, the mag that can`t die". Yes, right, that`s exactly what we
think about our baby. It can`t die as it`s too good to do so and it won`t die as
long as we have fun doing it. (and do such spontananeous actions like this one)
The only problem was that we didn`t take my own computer (Ghandy) with us. So we
didn`t have the oppotunity to use the latest update including all cliparts,
changed fonts, colours etc. We had to use the version of Exons` second Amiga
and then Exon, Craid and Spin (& Touchstone + Azure??) worked hours after hours
(honestly) until it worked properly. To our luck, after lots of bugfixing it
did...
I personally thought a long time about selling my Amiga and buying a PC. Every-
thing has advantages and disadvantages and so have both systems. On the
commercial side the Amiga is as good as dead and also the scene changed a lot.
The circle of active people decreased quite quickly the past months and years.
Who`s left to support us and to keep us being motivated and who`s lost in space
Or lost in the f*cking world of the buggy Microsoft Windows 95 and other quaking
stuff.
Actually I don`t have the money and especially not the motivation to leave my
really beloved system and it wouldn`t be really funny to read the message "Your
program/window can`t be closed, please reset computer" again and again. I can do
what I want with my plain A1200 like surfing in the net, watching at demos, mags
etc. It doesn`t make so much fun with that speed but there`s no real reason to
change the computer platform, or ??
So as already said, JP is back for real to provide some interesting facts for
you all around the german partyevent. Just read, enjoy and don`t forget us after
all.
Ghandy and Fishwave
P.S.:
For all people wondering about my location, I have rejoined the GODly PC tribe.
It`s just how Chris wrote it to me in an email some days ago: "You can`t escape
from your family - welcome back"!
Thanks to the Secretly guys for lending us their great monitor! And of course to
all coders who helped us getting our idea to become reality.
«1
»2 ** JURASSIC PACK TEAM **»1
Code: Zytrox/Gods
GfX: Bridgeclaw/Gods
Music: Michael of Anathema
Edited by: Ghandy of Darkage^Faith^Gods & Fishwave of Scoopex
Technical support (this time it was quite urgent) by Exon, Spin and Craid.
«1»3
HELP ME I'M STUCK!!
»1
This is a help page for you that has not figured out how to operate this truly
exelent Mag. Well here goes all for nothing.
Mouse Operating System:
In Select system You have all your basic mouse operating system + the power of
the Right mouse button, that mean you can shift pages in index just clicking
on the right mousey.. You can also get Back to Index in the same manner...
Keyboard Operting System:
ARROW KEYS To shift pages, shift subject, move pointer in menu..
DEL Go to menu.
RETURN To Select an article in menu.
HELP To get to this page.
L Toggle music.
S Search for a word.
C Continue Search from last searched position.
M Turn off/on music.
F1 Select your favourite mouse pointer.
F2 Turn off/on music..
F3 Toggle music.
ESC Not an option, but it exit the mag.
Joystick Operating System:
Just stick around and enjoy yourself.... Jodel!
Don`t forget, a mag worth reading is a mag worth writing for.
«1
»2 MEKKA SYMPOSIUM 98 - PARTYNEWS»1
MS'98: Newsflash
collected by Fishwave & Ghandy
The JP-crew was walking around in the partyhall of Mekka-Symposium to catch up
with the latest in news and rumours concerning the Amiga demoscene. A party is
always the right place to exchange information that usually would have been
taken with great care and kept secret, but once the first litres of beer made it
down your throat you don`t pay too much attention to your organizer`s rules and
chitchat about virtually anything.
This is what we got to hear, all directly at the partyplace. However we cannot
take any responsibility for anything in news that aswell could be nothing but
false rumours.
Artwork - Up and away?
The German number one team of Exit Planet Dust fame is supposed to release a new
demo at Symmekka, something that isn`t sure yet since this issue of Jurassic
Pack is being edited ten hours before the final demo compeition takes place.
According to various sources (Rokdazone, Antibrain/Bizarre Arts) Azure and band
spend the whole weekend together to work on their demo back at home in Hamburg,
just to pop up at the partyplace to enter the contest and win it for the fourth
time in a row - in the tradition of "Greenday", "The Gate" and "Megademo 4".
Jurassic Pack also chatted with Fiver2 at the partyplace who confirmed these
news. The demo is in the making.
Rokdazone told us that this will be the very last demo from the hands of Artwork
anyhow. The group won`t be closed officially but it is going to split up, with
some members joining other active groups whilst the other part stays in Artwork
and might release something when they feel like switching on their Amigas.
The Generation main-ed told us that he will, together with Damion, found a new
group in Germany, with the remaining active parts of Artwork in combination
with members of another group that assumingly is also going to bite the dust.
Interesting future perspectives for a forthcoming German team that at least will
produce demos of "good average quality" (Rokdazone).
Essence - Almost gone?
The ROM factory of Essence seems to shut down once and forever. According to
rumours Touchstone sold his Amiga and thus retired from Amiga democoding.
Consequentely his fellow groupmates had to give up scening.
We were told that the ROM code was handed over to some unknown editor producing
a "PD" magazine - it won`t be used for scene purposes. Touchstone`s wide
collection of routines was sent to the German Haujobb family, who might use some
of his routines for own projects.
And for the mag-fans among you we have the sad news that ROM is no more - how
could it without a group and the new code? Nevertheless Robomop may continue
with his online version.
Haujobb - "We are family"
The strong going Haujobb was proud to announce a new member: musician Virgill.
He left his both inactive groups Artwork and Essence (look above paragraphs for
more information on the matter).
Besides that the Finnish part of Haujobb is permamently working on new releases,
musician and head of Haujobb Jazz is going to make a multichannel musicdisk hand
in hand with Brainwasher of Eremation. Jurassic Pack indeed saw the first lines
of code!
Nuance - Not going Wild yet...
"The first issue of Wild will be released at Mekka-Symposium this Easter" we
heard the Nuance members saying. Thus we immediately rushed to their tables as
to get one of the first copies - we tried to at least. Raven was quite
disappointed because he had to deny our request. The code is still in the making
by Grey and nobody knows when a releasedate could be fixed.
Polka Brothers - Finally back?
Announced by scene media some while ago, Danish Friday-at-8 starcoder returns to
Amiga coding. He has been seen on Symmekka arrvining with his brand new 68060
powered equipment. He wouldn`t buy such a machine if he didn`t intend to release
something. As always it`s a matter of time, since we are not sure whether he
will finish before the deadline or fail.
The Gathering - A happy TRSI
Although being here at Mekka-Symposium, some hundred kilometres away from cold
Norway, the first news and releases from Gathering reached us. TRSI members are
walking around speaking of their recent success at this years Gathering. Their
Finnish subgroup and demo-divison Mellow Chips takes home the first prize.
According to some people it ought to be the only good demo at TG this year, but
one should consider to have a look at the full results list before drawing any
conclusions.
The demo called "Rise" features a "Lara Croft" alike vector babe in breathtaking
vector surroundings that sets standards for all demos to come in the future. The
only bad thing is the heavy need for a 68060 processor, though it works with
lower configurations, too.
¹Three Little Elks dead!
¹According to the interview that will be published quite soon in the next issue
¹of Seenpoint the group will stop to produce anything after they have finished
¹their second fungame called Bratwurst.
Gods went PC
After Sixpack left Gods about eight weeks ago, there was a real wave of people
leaving Gods or beeing kicked. Zerox wrote in an email: "Beside Chris, Liszt,
Odin and XbarR in France and Zerox & Tyhpoon in Norway nobody`s left in Gods.
They left us all or were kicked." The french demoteam now finished their work on
their second PC demo which will be presented at Gathering and Mekka&Symposium at
the same time. The first one called Evolution made the rank#1 at the Saturne
party last summer. Now it`s still unsure what will happen with Friendchip as
Ghandy didn`t join Haujobb and wasn`t still not informed what`s going on.
¹Hybris HD was released
¹About two days ago Galahad of Fairlight released the HD-fix of the great but
¹about ten years old game called HYBRIS! Watching what was possible for the
¹coder beeing limitated by the ECS-chipset it would have been quite interesting
¹what he he would have provided for AGA... Leech and try this game, it`s still
¹worth it after all the time!
¹In Seenpoint#9 we`ll present you a rather detailed interview with the guy who
¹had done the fix and a lot of cracks, Galahad of Fairlight.
«1
»2 MS 98 GFX Compo- IT IS FRESH!»1
quick glance by Fishwave
The graphics competition was one of the first to be held and JP thus had the
chance write down some first impressions. Since the final results are unknown we
just give our personal opinion of what could win this contest.
Graphics from Mekka-Symposium - it`s fresh!
The big screen used at the party place lives up to the usual demands of sceners,
but pixelled art gets displayed in a kind of chunky way. Judging from the
impression of the presentation may be quite different to what you think when
facing the images on a monitor-set.
¹Zaac/Ramses
The first picture displayed was by French Zaac of Ramses, who isn`t at the party
but Kelson/Ramses. It`s a really great start for the gfx-compo being a grey-
scale picture (at least it looks like on the big screen) displaying four smiling
people. The arrangement is very authentic and can be compared to something of
photo-quality.
JCS/Haujobb
A nice picture though with a touch of oldschool. Two almost naked beauties
fighting each other in a landscape surrounding. We had the chance to see it on a
monitor and without doubts can say that it looked two times better than in the
actual competition.
Odin/Nuance
Odin`s contribution is about a "mystical forest", a motif directly from nature
so to say. It`s performed with the needed skills in technique and thus creates a
fitting atmosphere. Nevertheless the overall motif lacks of an eyecatcher.
Sigma of TRSI
An average picture that perhaps wouldn`t attract too much attention in an over-
all good gfx-contest. Though here at MS'98 only approx. 10 out of 50 images are
any good. The composition by Sigma consists of a man`s and woman`s face, well
arranged and both good in proportion.
Acryl of Scoopex
The man who rejoined Scoopex recently finished a picture of a kind of "monster"
for the demo-contest. It had everything to it to fit for such a motif. Well done
nothing else can be added.
Cyclone of Abyss
One of the most active German graphicians who contributed with an alternative
picture. Cyclone`s typical style is used display a boy and a girl outside in the
dangerous wood. A fairytale motif with a touch of comic style. A really good
change in the mass of serious motifs.
Peachy of Haujobb
Peachy, the only graphician with three pictures in the competition - at least
people said that he delivered three under different handles to rise his chances
to win. The picture going by his actual name was a fantastic image in clean
style. A bird and a girl meeting - this describes it best.
Besides these pictures there were some more of average quality or dull joke-
pictures. All in all a stable competition where the very best pictures should
have a easy standing to win.
«1
»2 ¹ MS98 - HIGHLIGHTS IN A DARK HALL»1
by Fishwave & Ghandy
Besides the usual competitions, the supreme highlight of any sceneparty, there
are always some outstanding happening remaining in memory of party attenders for
quite some time to come.
Yet the MS'98 is not over. The lights are on but evening is approaching and when
the first major competition, the Amiga 40k festival, starts they'll be switched
off and the audience, in a dark hall, will experience a hopefully great
competition-night.
Already yesterday there was a very funny surprise compo of four singers
imitating some old C64 modules - with drums and everything. Three guys from the
audience had to find out about the titles in order to win a C64 as first prize.
A real highlight that was well appreciated by all visitors who were applausing
for minutes.
Another unexpected competition was the "keyboard puzzle". Two guys had to put
all the keys onto the "naked" board, the first one who`s finished wins. One
doesn`t have to say that few people remember the actual setup of a keyboard so
it took them half an eternity to make it whilst the audience was really getting
upset and almost had killed the competitors for their "lamness" so to speak.
There were also some german reporters from Television (WDR) who took some scenes
from the party. They were invited by Evrimmson of Nuance who`s actually writing
a book about the scene and how it all began. Lateron after filming the hall they
searched for some sceners to interview. As always the illegal scene is attracted
by cameras like moths are by light and started to talk about bbses, cracking and
the likes to the reporters. Definitely no promotion for the demoscene that has
gained a much higher status in the overall computer scene. And, not to forget
the person did mention some names of still running boards, so he brought the
sysop in big troubles.
Also, everybody prefering a calm place in the sleeping hall made a quite bad
experience. Building up a tent for all people who want to catch some sleep is
surely a good idea, but if there`s no heat in the hall afterall it gets and got
DEADLY cold during the night. We`ll report you later how many attenders of the
sleeping tent got a bad cold
«1
»3 INTRODUCTION »1
by Ghandy
Well, we were sure you would click here FIRST to get the free sex at once! Like
you are always doing when you discover such words in free adults www-pages. And?
Did we have the wrong thoughts? I`m sure we didn`t... ;-)
So read on in the next article about masturbating sceners, secret cameras, anal-
sex, the Spice girls and other casualities. We swear you`ll sweat if you`re
ready reading it. Have fun!
(turn page)
«1
»2 SMART, SEXY + SPICY! »1
by Fishwave/Scoopex
Who doesn't know the five charming ladies from MTV who enriched our life with
songs such as "Spice up your life", "Mama" and "Who do you think you are?". The
real fan already knows that we're talking about the only real girlie-band, the
dream of any male human being on earth, the ultimate answer to the Backstreet
Boys - the... SPICE GIRLS!
Mel B, Mel C, Victoria, Emma and Geri - five names of five real beauties! It's
no wonder that a lot of SCENERS are big fans of the Spice Girls, too, although
only few show their feelings publicly. Jurassic Pack knows that approximately
73% of all sceners bought at least one single from the Spice Girls. 38 out of
100 sceners even have big posters of the five female superstars hanging above
their beds. Another 21% use the posters for... ehhm, guess what.
Jurassic Pack invited all sceners to take part in the big "Vote for your
favourite Spice Girl" poll and no less than 1392 sceners sent their votes to us.
We want to thank Craid, Exon, Virgill and Rokdazone for counting the votesheets
for us! Thanks guys!
Now let's start the show... it's time for the.... SPICE GIRLS.... to enter the
stage, don't you think so?
Emma
The blonde Spice Girl came sadly last in our poll. Only 12% of our poll
participants wanted Emma for a candle light dinner, however, 32% wouldn't refuse
an one-night-stand offer. The reasons for the antipathy is Emma's 'fat ass' as
Spice Girls expert Muffler/Haujobb told us: "Yeah, I saw her photo in the news-
paper where she was wearing a bikini only. Her fat ass really turned me off...
Believe me! Whatsoever, I like her voice. That's why I sampled it and take use
of it in almost all my modules."
On the other hand there are also real Emma-fans among sceners for instance
Rodney of TBL: "Hell, I love blonde girls. I love Emma... oh, I am so horny.."
We really don't know what Rodney did next so don't ask us at all...
Geri
Geri, the red haired beast, was ranked fourth. Actually she is the only one who
published photos on which she is completely naked. For whatever reasons most of
her fans didn't like the photos that much. We of the Jurassic Pack Staff don't
have a clue why people reacted that way as her magnificent tits and her well
shaped body caused more than just a lightly increased blood circulation. Fact is
that only 25% share our feelings and pray to God for an hour with their
favourite Spice Girl every evening.
Here are some interesting statements. "She's the only I would show my 3d engine
to!" (Azure/Artwork). "I wouldn't marry her but probably her big boobs!"
(Chosen/RNO) "If I wasn't a homosexual I would take her!" (An anonymous email
from Malta).
Victoria
Victoria is the elegant lady in the girlie-band. She's a bit shy probably, but
aren't these kind of girls the most 'hungry' ones? 32% of our poll participants
were of the same opinion. Surprisingly, scener's interest in Victoria isn't just
sexual but more into true romanticism. "Everytime I scan a nice girl to be used
in my compo-pictures I think of Victoria" Louie of TBL told us. Lord of Kenguru
goes a step further: "I am thinking of Victoria 24 hours a day. When I get up,
when I eat, when I fake stamps and when I booze, I`m only thinking of Victoria's
sexy eyes, her lips and her tongue which I'd like to lick my.." The last part of
Lord's message was censored by us, sorry.
Here are some interesting figures: 194 sceners would buy 'Victoria'-shirts, 23
sceners would wear them. 34 sceners have Victoria-tatoos, 10 regret it already.
Mel C
The only Spice Girl with an Adidas-contract was placed second. She is a very
sporty person, with a marvellous smile and a really sinful exciting piercing.
No less than 39% want Mel C - very close! The ideas how to spend a nice evening
with the Spice Girl are pretty different. Scorpion of Silicon would like to
discuss phong-formulas with Mel C, Ganja would offer her one of his many unre-
leased songs to become a superstar himself and Napoleon would force her to count
Rage!-votesheets.
The biggest 'Mel C' fan is TBL organizer I-Go. Pressure was told that he wants
to create the most fantastic Mel C web site of the world. He will delete RAW
Online and replace it by his 'Mel C' site very soon.
Mel B
She is the most popular Spice Girl and her name is Mel B! Unimaginable 51% told
us that she is the queen among the nice band members. In fact, Mel B is the most
funny girl with an excellent taste of humour. Furthermore her female charm makes
you go crazy, too, and thus it is no wonder that sceners would give away their
life for this great woman.
At Assembly '98 we'll see a "Mel B Demo Compo" for the very first time. Darkage,
Sonik Clique and Scoopex already announced to take part in this competition.
According to rumours even Artwork and TBL will release a coop-slideshow called
"Mel B In Wonderland". On top of that, Nerve Axis will release an extra Pressure
issue especially about Mel B.
¹We hope you enjoyed our small Spice Girls poll and you'll be here with us to
¹find out about the most hated Backstreet Boys in the next issue of JurasSICK
¹Pack.
«1
¹ »3 EH? »1
Wrong section... wrong mag!
You`re reading Jurassic Pack and you`re in the infamous Sweenpoint section:
Swapper`s Inn! After our legendary first presence in Jurassic Pack #3 sceners
looked forward to the ultimate sequel, but both JP #4 and #5 came without this
truly amazing bunch of articles.
Now you may wonder what "Sweenpoint" means. The really smart guys among you may
notice that there is no English word similar to sween(point). Perhaps some of
you think that this name orginiated from the well known magazine Seenpoint. You
fool! Of course it does not or do you think that there are any similarities
between RAW and ROM except for both starting with an R and having three letters
in total? No! Moreover we were first with the idea of calling our section
Seenpoint, but due to the hated competitior we decided to add a W, making clear
that we are the section for the SWapper.
As we all know the usual length of swapping letters has dropped below the 500
bytes mark, so swappers hardly are used to read long texts. So we better stop
right now before you think this is a novell or stuff.
Just enjoy the MS'98 Sweenpoint mixture... done in a great hurry by...
Fishwave/Scoopex
("Sceners kiss my feet when they meet me!")
("Damn that I stepped into some shit outdoor...")
«1
»3SWAPPERS AINT STUPID!»1
by (Fi)s(hwave/Scoop)ex
We knew it ever since, some swappers doubted it and coders claim it: Swapper are
stupid... he? No, we mean swappers are not stupid! (how could we make such a
fatal mistake? Embarrassing...).
As to prove this and to help all swappers who indeed suffer a bit from paranoia,
also to practise their grey braincells, we invented a phenomenal kinda quiz.This
is not the usual "Who coded the 13th placed demo at The Party 3?" question every
one knows the answer on. This is not another dull "explain the theory of phong
shaded envmapping at lightsourced morphing vectorobjects" request without any
sign of highbrowsing level.
We want to teach you something worthwhile in our live that will last forever. It
will support your education, your behaviour and your general intelligence. It`s
helping you to understand philosophy. It`s your path to the world of poetry. You
don`t fancy any of these enormous achievements? Well, you may improve your
English, get ideas for new disk-tags ("Vortex`s cool - Durex`s for da fool") and
you can claim to have read something different to the "so what" fillers you
usually consume (in Retro?).
All of you who give a fuck on great literature may move straight away to the
last page of this articles where some dumb jokes can be found (by skipping the
major part of this article you will arrive at the normal standard of aprox. 2000
bytes per article you read).
Ok, so over to the great quiz (or whatever). Here you will read a nice article,
a piece of literature by one of the best editors (hihi ... sorry). But guess who
it is! This will take some skills!
*Who am I?*
From the first instants I saw that bright light, I knew that all those dark and
wetly nights were only the hard part of my existence. The sensation of freedom
was unpronounceable. I could move, go wherever I felt cosy and form own
thoughts. I was let to roam in a world unknown to me, without any user manual;
not that I needed one, but for an outsider this word sounded important on first
impact. The feeling of growing into a singular individual is electric. I knew
that I was born for something unique. I had a mission in my blood.
In the beginning of 1996 I found myself involved in the Amiga demo scene. It
didn't take so long to understand that this line of computing would have given a
significant turn-up to my future.
I consulted all the available material, demos, intros and even read about the
"old school" scene, from which I knew almost nothing, but when it was time to
get in contact with the first sceners, I promptly behaved as if I used to live
in those good times. Everyone agreed and my "those were the days" went down
pretty well.
Sceners look in the face of no one. This is the general impression I got on
impact. If you are talented, and show a good flair for a particular field, then
you are immediately accepted in the clan. I can say that I became part of a team
but in reality I didn't mind too much about the group in itself. I wanted to
learn, I wanted to see sources, to understand, to improve. And so I did.
Sometimes I wonder who am I in reality? A monster who cares about nothing but
himself? A dark angel eager for fame and fortune?
I have been scening for less than a year, and if I have to be sincere with
myself I can't remember too much from my pre-demo life. Or to be more precise I
don't care too much about the banal anecdotes of the years gone by - similar or
identical to ten thousand other stories, I guess. At least, here, in the demo
world, I can say that I am a creature with a character and identity like no
one's else.
*[To save you some time we inform you that there are no hints in]*
*[this paragraph. But ok, if you don`t trust us go on! Y`own fault!]*
Scene is all for me, and I do really love asmone and brilliance. I feel them so
much part of myself, that sometimes I even mistake them for my brothers. I'm
really trying to start to learn tracking, because I can't withstand all those
summer days with all that amount of free time between coding and painting. I do
not like to stay at my A4000, just glancing desperately at Workbench. Of course,
I hear sceners and these so-called VIS, talk about beach partying and females.
Sincerely I don't share these same views of fun. For me, happiness is a state
where one is at peace with his own heart, and I'm mostly comfortable when I look
at demos. So why should I act otherwise, just not to be called a nerd, a boring
scener? I don't want to appear in some insignificant gallery, being cuddled by
one-night-stand girls, I don't even know. Yes, sceners are strange. They act and
behave in a way to attract the attention of others, but in this way they aren't
really themselves. They want to appear on TV at all costs. I don't know, maybe I
am criticising in vain. If I would get out of this place more often after 21:00,
then who knows, maybe I would understand better, maybe I would fall in love and
loose the big emotion I have for demos.
Not that I would like that to happen, but I am smart enough to accept all
possibilities of life.
School is a big waste of time. One has the right to do what he can see to fit
the better for his life, and this is why I hate obligatory things. Religion,
school, cars.. they are all "standards" in today's society. For me they are only
objects of consumerism. You have to fit in or you are out. Well, I prefer being
out, I prefer skipping school, to believe only in myself and not spending all my
money in driving lessons. Sometimes I wonder why sceners cry to death, just to
own certain material needs. I hear my parents preaching over values which I
can't understand.
Job? Why do I need a "good one" if money has no meaning for me. Money is only
useful to eat, buy hardware and pay the electricity bill. I don't aspire to work
in a software house, maybe slaving 20 hours a day, making games. I don't want to
use my talent, designing WWW pages.
It's my life and therefore I want to live it as I like, at least for these nice
moments. Sceners vote for me, they inflate my stimulation to reach for more. I
try, I try, but strangely enough, I can't foresee what should come next. Another
demo or intro? Why, perfection was reached last time, the summer competition was
won and therefore I can now pay for a three year Internet subscription.
Sceners speak of girls, but since months, I have this fixation for code, fast,
68030 enhanced. The thought of highly optimised instructions, all branching
gracefully into the colour cycling bytes of my environment mapper, almost make
me come. I'm not ashamed at all about this, but one thing I have been noticing
is that I do really enjoy the company of boys. The more they are scene-talented,
the more I find them attracting... Am I a gay? ...
*SO WHO IS IT?*
a) My dog dreaming about cybersex
b) Destop masturbating with a desktop
c) Exon while ripping sources of My Kingdom
*Dissolution:*
"Hell no, I'm just Mop, the last Amiga demo from Essence..."
Yes, that`s it! Perhaps you have an idea why Mop changed handle to Robomop. At
first he thought he was a demo, now he thinks he is a machine. Hell, you should
have seen him when he thought he was a toaster...
«1
»2 ALTERNATIVE PARTYCHARTS »1
some words by Ghandy
As we didn`t collect any votes or didn`t want to count anything we just looked
around and proudly present you the first alternative partycharts ever been re-
leased!
So have a look who here was the:
- most drunken guy (grass sucks or what?)
- most loud mate (Prollhead rocks!?)
- most sleepy fellow (sleeping where-ever he was standing, sitting or what
ever...)
- most lousy visitor (we counted nonwashed hairs, lousy shoes [you didn`t use
fishy`s shoe glue making a scener`s shoe look new???], a bad smell, a worse
overall presence etc.??)
«1
»2 MOST DRUNKEN PARTYGUY »1
¹1. Nomad / Scoopex (had to leave the second day because he felt so bad)
¹ [big health damages]
¹2. Bird / Scoopex (big problems to stay on the legs without falling down)
¹ [middle health damages] High in the sky? Bird(s) can`t fly!
¹3. Zinko / Crux & Trsi (drank a selfdone mixture of sweets and vodka)
¹ [a lot of brain cells should have died]
¹4. Exon Valdez of Faith `n Jormas (ship wasn`t seen anymore after he drove
it in direction straight to Alaska)
¹5. Rahiem of Essence (damage:None! He was the only guy not drinking a single
beer.. as usually.. uuups are we wrong?) [He told us that
he ran around naked at the last South Sealand Party in
Denmark under the heavy influence of alcohol but we are
not sure that we can believe him.]
¹6. Hunkpappa / Birdhouse Projects (Ich bin nicht dabei? Gibts ja garnicht!)
[Sauft! Sauft! Sauft!]
...he gave us 246 Dollars for that entry!
¹7. Cyclone / Abyss We never met him at any meeting without being drunken!
Why the f*ck should it be different in THIS case??
«1
»2 MOST LOUD VISITOR »1
1. Ronny / Teklords - with his complete disco equipment making gabbah concerts
all the time. Getting cancer all the time!???
2. TrippleX or better known as XXX - Okay this time they didn`t throw him out so
(of Haujobb & BeerDrinka`z) often but it wasn`t hard to recognize his
voice inbetween all the sounds in the hall.
3. Steeler of Phantasm - We really love your big eggs! Keep on entertaining us!
hehe...
4. 519 other party attenders - All shouting "FICKEN!" whenever they saw
either a woman (e.g. pic, real etc.) or
confused a guy with long hair for one.
5. Marc of Haujobb - He played his mods at full volume. Not because he
wanted to gain some fame or anything but he needed
some more space around his table.
«1
»2 MOST SLEEPY VISITOR »1
1. ¹Fishwave of Scoopex - He was sleeping throughout the whole party
and this is just the result of his horrible nightmares-
He had read Retro they day before (uuuuuargh!).
2. ¹Rokdazone & girlfriend - They were sleepy all the time and vanished in
the sleeping tent... hmm... really?
3. ¹Sleepwalker of Depth - Always sleepy and somehow not...
4. ¹Spin of Abyss - He fixed Azure's code and had a hard time not
to fall asleep.**
6. ¹Ghandy of Gods - This ought to be number 5.. but he is soooo sleepy.
7. ¹Bytebreaker of Luker Haus - he wasn't at the party at all and
since he is an Insomniac he wouldn't
have slept either. But it's cool that
we mention this, don't you think?
** Updated news: Spin did NOT fix, he ripped it. Sorry for the misunderstanding!
JP#6 - MEKKA&SYMP ISSUE
Editorial
The team behind it...
Help Page
MS`98 News
Gfx Compo review
Highlights...
Intro
Smart & Fishy!
Cardinal Sweenies!
Sweenpoints#2
charts again?
alcohol rocks?
louder please...
sleepyyyyy...
«2WELCOME
Editorial
Credits and staff
Help Page
«2MEKKA&SYMPOSIUM `98 NEWS
News
«2PRAYING AT MEKKA
Gfx compo review
Highlights in a dark hall
«2FREE SEX HERE!
Introduction
Smart, Sexy & Spicy!
«2SWEENPOINTS
Eh?
Swappers ain`t stupid!
MS`98 CHARTS
Chart Info
Most Drunken
Most Loud
Most Sleepy
»3¹JURASSIC PACK»1
When dinosaurs are first
data/music01.data
data/clip1.data
data/clip2.data
data/clip3.data
data/clip4.data
data/clip5.data
data/clip6.data
data/clip7.data
data/clip8.data
data/clip9.data
data/clip10.data
data/clip11.data
data/clip12.data
data/clip13.data
data/clip14.data
data/clip15.data
data/clip16.data
data/clip17.data
data/clip18.data
data/clip19.data
data/clip20.data
data/clip21.data
data/clip22.data
data/clip23.data
data/clip24.data