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WELCOME TO ANOTHER PRODUCTION FROM FREELANCE d THIS LITTLE INTRO WAS FINISHED AND THIS TEXT TYPED AT THE REBELS S.A. CONFERENCE ON 6-7 JULY , HELD IN PIETERMARITZBURG . THE CONFERENCE HAS BEEN PRETTY QUIET SO FAR (NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE) , BUT YOU CANNOT EXPECT TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THE SCENE , AS THERE AREN'T THAT MANY AMIGA OWNERS IN SOUTH AFRICA. BY THE WAY , THIS IS BAROQUE TYPING THE TEXT. THERE WERE FIVE OF US THAT CAME TO PMB FROM JOHANNESBURG (WHICH IS A FIVE HOUR DRIVE AWAY) , IN TWO MESSED UP CARS.WE WOKE UP AT 3 AM AND DROVE TO THE CONFERENCE PLACE , A HALL AT THE LOCAL SHOW GROUNDS. FOXX , KETHER AND I WERE IN ONE CAR AND DROID AND QOQU OF ALFA CREW IN THE OTHER. THE DRIVE DOWN WAS PRETTY NERVE WRACKING , AS DROID (WHO DOES NOT YET HAVE HIS DRIVERS LICENCE) DID PART OF THE DRIVING. WE HAD TO PASS THROUGH A COUPLE OF TOLL GATES , WHERE WE HAD TO PAY TO DRIVE ON THE DARN ROAD .. AND AT ONE STAGE WE WERE DETOURED THROUGH A TOTALLY DEAD LITTLE TOWN CALLED 'ESCOURT'. AT THIS POINT OF THE JOURNEY AN ARGUMENT AROSE BETWEEN FOXX AND KETHER ABOUT A MEAT COMPANY CALLED ESKORT'S INTERNATIONAL STATUS !!! IT WAS ALSO AROUND THIS TIME WHEN WE CAME UPON A PATHETIC LITTLE BLUE FIAT UNO , WHICH DID NOT WANT DROID TO PASS IT . AT ONE STAGE WE THOUGHT THAT DROID WAS GOING TO FORCE THE UNO RIGHT OFF THE ROAD, BUT LUCKILY HE DIDN'T . I HAD ALSO BEEN HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE POWER IN THE CAR I WAS DRIVING, AND DROID AND QOQU WOULD SCREAM PAST US EVERY NOW AND THEN , ONLY TO BE PASSED AGAIN BY US. AND SO THIS 'CAT AND MOUSE' GAME CONTINUED UNTIL WE REACHED THE TURN OFF (WHICH WE NEARLY MISSED !!!!). WHEN WE FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE PARTY PLACE WE WERE ALL PRETTY RELIEVED ! IT IS AT THE MOMENT 7:07 PM AND FOXX AND DROID HAVE GONE TO SLEEP AFTER THEIR EXHAUSTING DAY , I'M NOT DOING TOO WELL EITHER , AND QOQU IS CONTINUALLY CORRECTING MY ERRORS WHILE WRITING THIS SCROLLY! BUT I DON'T BLAME MYSELF FOR FEELING SO TIRED AND WORN OUT , AS I HAVEN'T HAD SLEEP FOR ABOUT 39 HOURS !! ALL THE OTHER GUYS , LIKE IMPI , SONIQ , FROGFURZ , PLEXAR , SCALPEL (ALL REBELS S.A.) ARE ALL AWAKE , AS THEY HAVE ALL HAD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP !! BAROQUE HAS GONE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE OTHER GUYS ARE CALLED :->>, SO I (QOQU) HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY TO ADOPT THE BOARD AND BORE YOU ALL WITH SOME PRATTLE FOR A WHILE. ONE FACT HE LEFT OUT IS THAT ALL OF US HAVEN'T HAD SLEEP FOR LIKE 40 HOURS, SO HE'S REALLY JUST ACTING UP ! (ALTHOUGH I MUST AGREE FOXX AND DROID ARE WEAKLINGS! ) ... BAROQUE BACK. THE OTHER GUYS AT THE CONFERENCE ARE : DEADLY COOL AND DR. MARTIAN OF BEACH BEAT ; BJORN AND ENIGMA OF NEW WAVE S.A. OTHER THAN THAT.... OUR CODER ... KETHER HAS BEEN DRIVEN TO DRINK AND WILL PROBABLY NOT FINISH THE CODE FOR THIS PRODUCTION IN TIME IN WHICH CASE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE READ THIS SCROLL , OTHERWISE IT HAS BEEN COMPLETED. (P.S. ANOTHER FACTOR CONTRIBUTING TO KETHER'S DRUNKEN STUPOR IS THAT HE JUST DROPPED AND BROKE QOQU'S POWERPACK... AND IS TRYING TO DROWN HIS REMORSE... TO NO AVAIL!!!) IT SOUNDS LIKE A ZOO IN THIS HALL WITH STRANGE SAMPLES BEING PLAYED BY ONE AND ALL, WE HAVE BATS, CATS, HYENA'S AND OTHER STRANGE ANIMALS LIKE DROIDS AND FOXX'S, THIS IS ME SIGNING OFF SO : REFER TO VOLUME XXIVI , BOOK 45A3 , PAGE 9 , PARA. 45 , SUBSECTION K , WORD 3 , LETTER 9 FOR THE COMPLETE TRANSCRIPTION OF THESE AND OTHER MOMENTOUS EVENTS TO AMUSE AND BEWILDER YOU COMMON MORTALS. IF YOU READ THIS FAR YOU ARE A BETTER HUMAN BEING THAN MOST. THIS IS FOXX AND I'M HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE OBVIOUS STUPIDITY OF THE REST OF THE GROUP (AND QOQU, WHOSE STUPIDITY EVEN EXCEEDS THAT OF BAROQUES EXTERNAL DISK DRIVE.) HEY BARFOQUE!!! GO GET SOME SLEEEEEP, YOU LOOK LIKE ... WELL... ER... KETHER!!!! OK. HEY KETHER, THAT MUSIC IS GREAT !!!! OH ITS MINE!!!! .......... (MODESTY IS OBVIOUSLY NOT ONE OF HIS STRONGER ATTRIBUTES - SO SAYS Q FOR ALL) HUH... WHO DID THAT ?? GOWAY!!! NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING PERSONAL ABOUT EACH MEMBER OF THE GROUP. (HEHE) (IF NECESSARY I WILL MAKE UP THE RELEVANT STATISTICS) FIRST OF ALL, KETHER. IN 1979 HIS IQ EVOLVED. (AFTER BEING THE FIRST ABORTION TO SURVIVE, EVER.) HE GREW UP ON A NUCLEAR TESTING GROUND AND LIVED IN PRETORIA, WHICH INCIDENTLY BRINGS US TO BARFOQUE, WHO DIDN'T LIVE IN PRETORIA. BARFOQUE AND THE GUY WHO FOLLOWS HIM AROUND ALL DAY, DROOD, ARE BOTH UNABLE TO REGISTER ON THE IQ SCALE DUE TO THE INSENSITIVITY OF THE TESTING. ENOUGH ABOUT MY FRIENDS. I'LL JUST REMIND THEM THAT THIS SUDDEN ATTACK IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE METHOD USED TO WAKE ME UP JUST NOW.(AND I FEEL LIKE QOQU LOOKS.) THIS IS DROID.....LET ME TELL YOU A BIT ABOUT MY PATHETIC LITTLE ADVENTURE DOWN HERE....FIRSTLY, I WAS SUBJECTED TO THE WORST AMOUNT OF TORTURE HUMANLY POSSIBLE...LISTENING TO KETHERS MUSIC...AAAAAAAAARRRRRG.THEN, TWO HOUR OF INTENSE SNORING GAVE ME AN INTENSE MIGRANE OF EARTTQUAKE PROPORTIONALITY.WELL, NEARLY DEAD I DRAGGED MYSELF TO THE CAR AND STARTED THE TRIP.ALONG THE WAY, I CONTRACTED A VIOLENT DOSE OF THEFLU, AND AM A BIT GROGGY.LOOKING BACK NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD NIGHTMARE, BUT DON'T KID YOURSELF, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUDC. TOO.THIS IS DROIDWISHING YOU A PLEASANT EXISTANCE.......
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