Preview
highway 1930
mo i rana , nordland
bad guys!
here come the heroes
hey, what is this?
big red, shoot back!
this is really stupid!
shit, try again!
ha! suckers!
wow! who is that tommygunner!
keo! shoot!
hm. this sucks!
the pistol is useless here!
aaargggghhh!!!
hoaxer! turn on the antigrav unit
boost into hyperspace!
a man exists for
a generation..
..but his name lasts to
end of time.
-yamamoto tsunetomo
* credits *
programming:
< big red >
animations:
< keo >
all logos and fonts:
< hoaxer >
background graphics:
aegis developments
both tunes:
< keo >
idea and concept:
< hoaxer >
design:
future designs
19C90
contact addresses
coming up!
roger d. sol0y
revelmyra 6 b
8600 mo
norway
since i am a young man aged 19
with other interrests than
writing greetingslists there
will not be any greetings at all!
- sorry.....
* future designs *
- gutta med fremtid
sorry, no exit because the demo
is about 490 kb !
some slogans for you, the viewer:
do not belive in miracles
rely on them !
some people is alive just because
it is against the law to kill them!
old soldiers never die
young ones do !
i have not lost my mind, it is
backed up on a tape somewhere.
if you cannot convince them,
confuse them !
those who can, do
those who cant, teach
those who cant teach, administrate
properly organized, crime pays !
we will be back!
believe us
greetings ! the wild bunch is back with a new demo. this time it's the 'highway 1930'- demo. yep, it's the old members of avalanche that made this new chapture in human history. first some intellectual words about this demo. it's a 'multi-part-demo' and consists of four parts..... the first part was the introduction, following that was the main part. and here you have the third part ( the chatter part ). if you press the left mousebutton nothing will happend, but the right one will result the fourth part to pop up on your screen. the fourth part is where the credits and addresses flies around. ....okey, lets start thy chat ! hey, who have typed this bytes of text you wonder ? well i guess i forgot to introduce me.... hoaxer is my name and graphics is my game ( hmm, sounds like shit ) well, i wouldn't be a bit surprised if this scroller would contain following : scrolltext, ascii codes, messages, roleplaying ( as always ), jokes, bullshit, pizza-stories, film reviews, some greetings, intellectual words of wizdom conserning coding, talking about music and maybe some fancy words about graphics ( rather not! ) maybe we use a nice font for you ( the reader ) to watch. i hope big red will use one of my ham-mode, hi-res, 256 x 300 pixels, filled vector, real time ray tracing-shaded dual playfield font. ( this doesn't make sence! ) but..... you know coders ! i guess you are staring at a boring 1 bitplane font sliding slowly over some copperlists..... anyway, lets cheer up ! since i don't know for how long i will keep this keys, i will get my things going. a big salute to : outsider of visual arts ( eller var det no limits ) det er blitt kj0lige tider etter partyet, ikke sant ! then we have some local computer freaks called : istari consisting of theese members...... madwand, cybermage and 1127 gandalf ( who are about to join the force. ( or was it the navy ? ) ) a greeting must go the 2002 grog ( another local freak ) who are also joining thy force soon. ( det ser jo faen med ut som om hele mo i rana skal i militearet ! ) and at last some regards to all fraxion members in mo i rana, bod0, troms0, oslo, arendal, stavanger, kongsvinger, trondheim, austria, canada and zimbawbe ( just kidding !! ) well, goodbye and god bless, you humans, who ever you are and where ever you may be !!! welcome to the holocaust of keo's absurd world consisting of pure madness. this scrolltext should actually been written one week ago, while i was the gm (game master, referee, director or whatever you may call it) for the following guys: big red, hoaxer, copper and tornado (not frx-membah'). these guys have the habit of fumbling all the time, but this time everything went smoothly (something which really surprised me). now let's forget the roleplaying for some bytes, i have a message to blackstar -hva gjoer du? hva skjer deretter? og hvorfor? dette kan jo bli interessant. that's all for now (hvorfor i helvete skriver jeg paa engelsk?) big red is now sitting here, screaming, yelling, complaining.. i think he will write something..................i'm back ! big red returns with his famous (and hated ?) standard phrase. well at last we are finished with this demo, i am so tired after giving the data for 110 animation frames and writng the 130 kb source. i think my next demo will contain only computer calculated data 'cause i do not want to write a single animationframe for some weeks!!!!! enough talk about coding for a while..... this week while i coded this demo, some other members of fraxion played a strategy board game called shogun and in the game we saw some clever tactics, and some not so clever! last time copper won, 'cause he was so weak that all the other players didn't attack him until they were weak. games from japan are much played here. it all started with that i bought an rune quest module called land of ninja. in this module the players go in japan as samurais, among ninjas, kamis, daimyos and other creatures with funny names. after playing the japanese roleplaying game copper borrowed the game called shogun, a japanese strategy game. and if you read the scroller in the last part of this demo, then you will see some words from a jap. this demo is a bit late, it should have been finished weeks ago but as always something happened which made this demo late. one week ago i got this great fantasy game called 'might and magic ii' this game was so good that it caused some members of fraxion to go crazy and we played it all the time. i have played it about 12 hours every day since i got it. by the way _____ does someone have a bug free version of this game? i am very interrested in a bug free version!!!! a little message : yo, lobber ! hva driver du paa med naa? a little joke: how many ibm cpus does it take to do a logical right shift ??? - thirty tree: one to hold the bits and thirty two to push the register................ i think i have said to much already so i will give up the keyboard to......................bigshot is taking place in front of the keys..and thanks a lot for handing me the board, coz what i'm going to tell you right now is not just pep-talk or bullshit, but infact a very serious case indeed. as mentioned earlier in this text, this demo was made by old avalanche members. and if you have seen any of the avalanche demos, you probably have realized out, by having just a glance at the text, that most old avalanche members really lovedrole-playing games............they still do, infact even more....... myself, i enjoy role-playing 'now and then' too. it's a pretty funny and an emotional affair indeed, especially when you've had a bad day. then you may get outlet for all your agressive feelings through the game, by using all your senses. for somebody this might be a terrific feeling, or what, copp.. ohh, i shouldn't mention any name......anyway, my conclution to this is that role-playing often is funny, but for god's sake, not more than that. the case is just that i have a very strong feeling of that role-playing is something more than just a funny game for somebody.....and of course this also might be very positive, no doubts about that, ... b.u.t, when some people are taking role-playing games so serious that they simply can't avoid playing their characters before and after the game is finished, i think it has gone too far.... to make you better understand what i mean with 'going too far' , i'll now tell you about a little incident which happend a few days ago......as mentioned earlier in this text, the person behind this masterpiece has bought a new set of books to this famous r.p game 'rune quest'. the name of this new set is 'land of ninjas' or something like that, never mind. as you may hear by the name, it's a japanese game, based on japanese names and culture. ....and just guess what? yes, you're propably right. during the last weeks, the three or four roleplaying fans in our group totally flipped out by turning more or less over to japanese living style (also while not playing the game) and they have even started practising japanese words into the norwegian language. (sorry guys for being mercyless, but you have to face the fact.)......and then over to this little incident which found place a few days ago at a local food-shop, (rema 1000). four of our 'rpg' fans were wandering around among lots of people in this quite huge store. then suddenly they joined together in the middle of the store. they said a few words to each other and then, believe it or not, they just sat down on the floor in a circle, prepaering a so called japanese cermony. everybody exept keo joined at the floor. he just 'slided' softly away from his friends, pretending as he didn't know them... for once, i really might understand your reaction keo... but anyway their cermonie didn't last for any long, because the reaction to one of the employers was extreme, and the three persons on the floor were forced to get up and out..........no you perhaps understand what i mean with 'going too far', when it comes to role-playing. well, enough r.p talk.....i'll be back later in this scroller. now over to.....keo....he's back, striking the evil forces of bob eilif, the migthy magician in the neighbourhood. what?? forget it! as bigshit told you, some of us are quite 'interrested' in japanese ritual cermonies etc. i'll now tell you about our japanese dinner last weekend. i, tornardo, copper and big red went shopping on rema 1000 (guess who made the cermony bigshit told you about). we bought all this kind of stuff: chickens, entrecote and some other shit(?). the absolute funniest part were when we should use the sticks. how to use those sticks was the biggest problem (but only in the beginning). mushrooms were flying everywhere and the chickens were crawling on the floor, desperatly trying to escape from the samurais.but could the evil chickens escape? nope. with our magic katanasticks we impaled them, one by one....finally the meal was over and so was this incredible stupid story. now over to............thy master of the roleplaying games of the future !! yep ! it's hoaxer..... let me introduce you to my character in 2300 ad..... his name will be rembered as j.jayhawker. he is 34 and has been a soldier since he was 15. if you met him in a dark alley, this is the man you would see : he's tall, dark and he's attractive. he also have several scars after furious battles, he wears a coat, a hat and some really cool shades. if you started to mess with him he would just pull back his coat revealing two off-sawed shotguns ( side by side ) mounted on each hip. he wouldn't say a single word, just glance at you. if you did something stupid you could be dead within the next 500 millisecs. hey ! stop dreaming and wake up ! comerical break ! where would you go if you were in desperate need of hot movies and likes ??? of course you would contact terra vision. the best movie traders ever seen on this very globe ! ( hei gandalf, var det 200,- eller 300,- kroner jeg skulle faa for dette ? ) end of comercial........ here comes a little funny story of a member called dreadstar, which happened last weekend. imagine yourself in your father's car. loud music, and lotsa friends (girls) in the backseat. you approach a crossroad and the light are red. you stop the car and wait for the green light to accure. suddenly you see some really hot cheeks coming up the street as the lights turn green. you try to burn rubber and accelerate like a f-16. just before you are about to take off, a traffic light 'jumps' in front of you. 500 millisecs later you bang your father's car into that pole......... and you are doomed ! you call your father and try to explain the whole thing. your only excuse is : ...but only a chicken uses the brakes.... bang ! you're dead. game over ! this story is infact true... we wont mention any name, but dreadstar really blew it !!!!!! but don't laugh, i (hoaxer) have done some fumbles too. well, after some pressure from the guys in this room i have to tell you. on the 9. august '89 i got my driver's licence, and later that evening i asked my father if i could borrow the car. well, he borrowed me the car and the last thing he said was : and don't you come back with a crashed car ! of course not, i said. do you think i'm stupid ! i drove around and visited some friends and i was very cool ! i rented some vidoes and picked up keo. i headed for home and then it happened... the thing that could not happened, but it did.... a combination of bad brakes, heavy traffic and lotsa sunlight made me crash into a fence.... jesus, what a bang ! bleeding bodies all over the place, people crying, ambulances and police-cars everywhere ! the worst thing was to face my father and explain this. hey ! relax... it wasn't that bad, the speed was only 25 kilometres per hour and the damage wasn't big. but that's not the point ! fraxion-sport is coming up with the newest sport news !!!! big red is typing this time and i have some news about the soccer game between future designs and the swappers !!!!! the future designs team played with big red, hoaxer and keo. the swappers came up with copper, bigshot and savoy. already early in the match fut.des. scored and all the time we where leading. the swappers claim that the football was painted wrong, and that they should get a new chance. of course the mortals have no way to change the result. we (future designs) are looking at this game as the final prove that we are better than the swapppers in all sports. some of fraxion's members here in mo i rana want to play soccer against some of the other big groups. if one famous group wants to show that they are cool, so contact us at a party and we will play against you (of course we play all sports : soccer, basketball, volleyball, bandy etc.). we prefer live sport!!! not simulations like kick-off. o-oh..... i feel that the end is near. i know it's sad for you ( the readers ). noooo ! shouts hoaxer..... i want some jokes !! here is our contrubution with dirty norwegian jokes. thanx to tec of cryptoburners for the inspiration........... 1. mange barn liker aa bygge modell-fly....det gj0r ikke lille terese fordi hun har celebral parese..... 2. mange barn liker aa bade.....det gj0r ikke lille terje fordi han sitter fast i propellen paa ei ferje..... 3. mange barn liker aa leke i gaten.....det gj0r ikke lille rolf fordi han sitter klistret i fronten paa en golf..... 4. lille lise ned trappen falt, hjernemasse overalt..... 5. lille jens i skogen gikk, sleipt og glatt, snubla aa falt, slitte skosaaler, knuste kneskaaler.....?....( evil ) 6. lille per paa motorvei, stor lastebil- kj0ttdeig...... 7. mange barn liker aa leke med lasso, det gj0r ikke bengt for naa er han hengt ( hmmmmm ! )........ la oss slutte mens leken er god the end is near, thanx for reading this scroller !!!!!! the hoaxer is leaving you..........if you think this is the end you're wrong. keo is still here.....ahhhhhh!!!! i wonder how many people who's reading this lines of text. not many, i'm afraid. i think i'll say something about the music on this demo. the music is made on future composer, the best synthetic music editor on amiga (yet odie, but i agree). the first tune contains two parts, the slide-part and the main-part (hvem i helvete sitter og leser dette). both parts are only 3 channels (fy faen! noe saa forbanna kjedelig). the second part is 8 minutes and some seconds (herregud!!!!). s t o p ! i suppose i've killed all (?) the readers by now. any survivors?? (silence) i guess not. i'll just sit here, talking to myself. i think i'll write some norsk!! detta var dritt. ingen aa prate med, alle er d0de, helt alene. den siste musikern i verden og ingen er i stand til aa h0re noe, for alle er d0de (detta var s0rgelige greier). lurer paa om jeg kan bli sperra inne for dette. jeg ser overskriftene foran meg.....gal musiker dreper hele data-norge paa en grusom maate, intervju med de etterlatte. vg's versjon: kgbspion dreper hele data-norge i internasjonal bandekrig. se aa h0r: diana d0de av store depresjoner ved den store datamassakreen. vakttaarnet: endelig dommedag.....jehova lever!. klassekampen: gro lever! carl ivar d0d! jaa! (den var 'paa kanten')...jeg tror ikke jeg klarer aa fortsette lenger. jeg tror jeg blir n0dt til begaa sevlmord (ved aa lese gjennom scrollern, tror jeg). aaarrgghh!!! noooo! stop! ahh! ihh ehh yyyiiiiiieeeeek!!! nghh! aaaaaahhhhhhh!!! (adults only)..........argh.. . . . . jeg svever! jeg flyr! er jeg paa vei til paradiset???? jaaahhh!!! hei, hvorfor snur jeg? stopp! jeg vil ikke ned dit. stopp!! hjelp!!..............hvor er jeg? (m0rkt) hei! kan noen faa ned den jaevla termostaten? (flammer!) hvem er du? (mindre pen person med horn) hei, putt ned h0ygaffelen! h0rer du! stikk av! slutt! ahhhhhhhh! (what now? what will happen with our brave hero?)................................... .. ... . . . . . . . . . .