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JENS NORDSTRAND
BOX 4594
8014 H.MOEN
NORWAY
CALL:+47-81-60314
(&=SPEED) THE INDEFATIGABLE **@#FRAXION@#** PRESENTS YOU: @#DIVINE VISIONS@# ...PREPARE
YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR A DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE INTO THE WORLD OF MYTHOLOGICAL FANTASIES. AS
ALWAYS WITH BRILLIANT PICTURE-DIGITALIZING BY @#LONEWOLF@# OF @#TELADON@# "DEBT OF GRATITUDE IS THE ONLY DEBT THAT MAKES
PEOPLE RICH." -J. GADE. -THAT MAKES ME A MILLIONAIRE, AND I HOPE TO REPAY YOU SOME DAY... BY THE WAY, THE ORIGINAL
PICTURES WERE PAINTED BY THE BEST SCIENCE-FICTION ARTIST EVER... @#BORIS VALLEJO@# GIVE HIM A WELL DESERVED APPLAUSE!
CONCERNING THE SLIDESHOW... THIS TIME, WE'VE MADE IT N.T.S.C FRIENDLY! PRESS ARROWKEYS UP/DOWN DURING THE
SLIDESHOW, TO SCROLL THE PICTURES IN DESIRED DIRECTION. WE'VE ALSO INCLUDED SOME NICE MYTHOLOGICAL INFORMATION ABOUT EVERY
PICTURE, AND IT WILL POP UP IF YOU PRESS 'HELP' WHILE THE SHOW IS RUNNING! OK, ENOUGH OF THAT AND MORE OF
SOMETHING ELSE... I'D LIKE TO FOLLOW UP WITH MORE QUOTATIONS, BUT I'M AFRAID I PISSED A FEW PEOPLE OFF LAST TIME, SO I'LL
LET IT REST FOR A WHILE. BY THE WAY, WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE QUOTATIONS? I CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT. HERE I COME,
TRYING TO GIVE THE DULL SCROLLTEXT AN INTELLECTUAL FEATURE, AND THE AUDIENCE GOES "BAHH! YACH! PHEW!" NASTY WORMS!
YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GOOD! "CLASSIC QUOTATION IS THE PAROLE OF LITERALY MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD." -S. JOHNSON.
DID YOU GET THAT? NOPE??? WELL, I'M FORCED TO CONTINUE WITH SOMETHING LESS INTELLECTUALLY ENRICHTING. ...
-F*O*G-, -D*O*S- AND -LORIEN- OF FRAXION ARE GOING ON A REMARKABLE JOURNEY THROUGH WESTERN EUROPE, FROM THE 25TH OF
JUNE TILL THE 25TH OF JULY. THE GOAL OF THIS STUNNING CRUSADE, IS TO CONQUER THE THRONE OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, AND STRIP
THE FAT, MORONIC, FASCIST QUEEN FOR A FEW HUNDRED BILLION POUNDS. AFTERWARDS WE'LL EXECUTE THE FUCKED UP HAG, MAGGIE AND
LET ALL THE TORIES HANG. FRAXION WILL REIGN SUPREME! SORRY QUARTEX, BUT IT'S MEANT TO BE THAT WAY... NEVER MIND THE
BOLLOCKS, HERE'S OUR TRUE PURPOSE... WE'VE GROWN TIRED OF WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO VISIT US, IN OUR CRAPPY TOWN 80 KM ABOVE
THE POLAR CIRCLE. THEREFORE WE'RE ABOUT TO ROAM THE STREETS OF EUROPE, AND MEET THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. IF YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO LIVE IN ONE OF THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES, WE MIGHT PAY YOU A VISIT. THE COUNTRIES ARE... SWEDEN, DENMARK, WEST-
GERMANY, HOLLAND, BELGIUM, LUXENBURG, FRANCE, AUSTRIA, SWITZERLAND AND FINALLY THE U.K. SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE GOING
TO MEET, OR WE'D LIKE TO MEET ARE: LONEWOLF/TELADON, SINBAD/ACID FORCE, MUNSTER/SPREADPOINT, ILLUVATAR/FRAXION AUSTRIA,
ZENIX/DIRECT, TSH/VISION FACTORY, JENS/RED SECTOR, STATIC/PARADOX, STEVE/MIRACLE, THOMAS LANDSBURG, SCOOPEX/AUSTRIA,
ALCATRAZ, BRAINSTORM, PARANOIMIA, QUARTEX AND GOD KNOWS WHO ELSE... IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FUN! WE'LL MAKE AN EUROPE
DEMO, WITH CODE FROM A MASSIVE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT COMPUTERS (ON CONDITION THAT WE MAY OCCUPY YOUR COMPUTER FOR A FEW
MINUTES, WHILE WE'RE THERE.) YOU'LL OF COURSE GET YOUR RIGHTFUL CREDIT!! NOW SOME PERSONAL DATA ABOUT US... LORIEN
(ME!): REAL NAME: JENS (HI JENS/RED SECTOR!!)) FUNCTION: GRAPHICIAN AGE: 18 NON-SMOKER HEIGHT: 178 CM/5.85
FEET WEIGHT: 62 KG/9.7 STONE HAIRCOLOUR: DARK BLOND EYES: BLUE INTERESTS: A LOT OF BORING ONES, AND
EVERYTHING WEIRD. I SPEAK BOTH RUBBISH ENGLISH AND GERMAN. THE NEXT ONE IS... F.O.G. NAME: ANDERS, 17
YEARS OLD, CODER, LIKES MATH, PHYSICS AND FARMING. HE'S 176 CM/5.7 FEET TALL, WEIGHTS ABOUT 73 KG/12.8 STONE, HAS BLOND
HAIR, BLUE EYES AND DANGEROUS HANDS. WATCH OUT! LET'S END WITH OUR OWN FREDDY KRUGER, D.O.S. ALIAS TOMMY. 17
YEARS OLD, 183 CM/6 FEET TALL, 73 KG/13 STONE, BLACK HAIR, RED EYES AND SCARY FACE. HE LIKES CODING, COMPILING, VIDEO,
RUBBISH MUSIC, MATH?, PHYSICS? WHO WANTS TO KNOWS? I DON'T. (AND YOU DON'T EITHER!) THAT'S ABOUT IT. NOW IT'S TIME
FOR SOME MESSAGES, GREETS AND ALL THAT BORING GOSSIP. LET'S GIVE IT A SOFT START, WITH A JOKE K.E.O TOLD ME...
THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN MISSISSIPPI/U.S.A IN THE 1960'IES. ...TWO BLACK MEN WERE WALKING ALONG THE ROAD,
WHEN SUDDENLY THEY WERE RUN DOWN BY A WHITE MAN IN A CAR. ONE OF THE BLACK MEN ROLLED OVER THE FRONT OF THE CAR, AND LANDED
IN THE BACK OF IT. THE OTHER ONE WAS THROWN UP IN THE AIR, AND LANDED SOMEWHERE OUT OF SIGHT. SOME MONTHS LATER, WHEN THE
MEN HAD RECOVERED, IT WAS TIME FOR THE TRIAL. ONE OF THE BLACK MEN GOT 15 YEARS FOR BREAKING INTO THE CAR, AND THE OTHER
ONE GOT 10 YEARS FOR LEAVING THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. -TYPICAL EH? NOW I'D LIKE TO SEND OUT MY BELOVED MESSAGES
TO ALL THE NICE CHUMS AROUND (IN LUNATIC ORDER). -HULLO @#LONEWOLF@# ...I GUESS YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE WE VISIT. I
RECOMMEND THAT YOU LOCK ALL YOUR PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS IN A VERY SAFE LOCKER. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN YOU MEET F.O.G AND
D.O.S. ANYWAY, HOPE YOU LIKE THE THREE DEPECHE MODE VIDEOS AND THE SWEETS I SENT YOU. PS!THANKS A LOT FOR ALL THE
UNBELIEVABLE GOOD MUSIC YOU'VE SENT ME. @#SINBAD/ACID FORCE@# ...HULLO, I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SPONDISHIOUS
TIME IN BILLINGHAM. I KNOW THAT I'LL LOVE THE ENGLISH PUBS. WHAT ABOUT A GAME OF DARTS? F.O.G COULD HOLD THE BULL'S EYE!
GREAT FUN, EH? ANYWAY, I'M GLAD WE STOPPED WRITING 30 PAGES LONG LETTERS. PERSONALLY I THINK 10-20 PAGES IS SUITABLE. THE
PHONE CALLS ARE A GOOD SUBSTITUTE THOUGH. REMEMBER THAT SATURDAY, WHEN WE CHATTED FOR 5 HOURS? THAT H*A*S TO BE SOME
KIND OF RECORD! BLAST! I'VE JUST RECIEVED YOUR VERY SHORT AND SAD CALL! YOU SAID PHONE PHREAKING WAS OVER... THAT IS
V*E*R*Y CRUEL NEWS... NEXT HELLO BOUNCES OFF TO @#MUNSTER/SPREADPOINT@# ...THANKS FOR THE BRILLIANT VIDEO
FILM AND THE FANTASTIC TAPE! I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I'M A BIT CURIOUS ABOUT ROSENHEIM. HOW IS IT? I GUESS WE HAVE TO SEE FOR
OURSELVES. RIGHT? ANYWAY, THANKS FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY, YOU'RE A REAL GOOD FRIEND! PS! DON'T FORGET TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR
FRIEND, MARK, FOR US! NOW SOME SHORTER ONES... GREETINGS @#SHADOW/CRITTERS@# ...I PROMISED YOU A LONG ONE, SO
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS MESSAGE LONG. YOUR PHONECALLS ARE GREAT FUN, AND SO ARE YOU! @#VISION FACTORY@# ...HI STEFAN
AND KEVIN! MAYBE WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE PARTY IN DENMARK? I HOPE SO! PS! DID YOU FIND THE TRAINER-INTRO USEFUL?
@#CLAUS/MFI@# ...I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T CALLED YOU UP YET. I THINK I'LL DO IT SOON. BY THE WAY... AS FAR AS I KNOW, A FIRM
IN ENGLAND IS CALLED -M.F.I- SMITH AND JONES MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT, AND SAID IT MEANT: @#MADE FOR FUCKING IDIOTS@#
...NEVER MIND, I THINK YOU'RE FAB! @#CRYPTOBURNERS@# ...I LURVED YOUR SUNSHINE LOGO! THE REST OF THE MEGADEMO WAS
ALSO ASTONISHING. ONE THING THOUGH. HOW COULD IT ACHIEVE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE LOW RATE IN THE STUPID DEMO COMPETITION?
ANYHOW, THE MEGADEMO DIDN'T USE ALL THE MEMORY FROM 000C0-7FFFF! YOU DIDN'T USE THE MEMORY FROM 17014-18F84! -SIGNED
SHERLOCK HOLMES! NEXT MESSAGE... @#ALL GOOD GFX ARTISTS@# ...CONTACT ME! (LORIEN) @#EVERYBODY PLAYING
THE MOUTH ORGAN (BLUES HARMONICA!)@# ...PLEASE CONTACT ME TOO! IT COULD BE FUN! MY LAST PERSONAL ADVERT GOES LIKE THIS:
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE GOING TO THE @#ROGER WATERS@# CONCERT IN BERLIN THE 21ST OF JULY??? IF YOU ARE, PLEASE TELL ME. WE
COULD GO TOGETHER!!! @#RAZOR 777@# ...WALKING ON CLOUDS NOWADAYS? I GUESS SO. YOU'VE FINALLY RELEASED SOME OF THE
GREAT STUFF WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. A SHAME THERE'S SO FEW NEW GAMES RELEASED AT THE MOMENT. @#PYE OF SKY@# ...I LOVE
YOUR NAME! @#STORM@# ...QUI SEIPSUM LAUDAT, CITO DERISOREM INVENIET. (LATIN!) @#ZINE@# ...THANKS FOR A SPLENDID
MAG! @#SCOOPEX FINLAND@# ...HOLY GHOST! I'VE GOT ONE TOO! JUST TAKE MENTAL PAINKILLERS, AND YOU'RE CURED!
@#SVEIN BERGE@# (OR SWEINSTEIN/CULT?) TWINTRIS WAS T*H*E GAME OF THE MONTH. CONGRATULATIONS! @# PICASSO
@# MICHELANGELO @# RAFAEL @# REMBRANDT @# LEONARDO DA VINCI @# ..YOU ARE THE GREATEST PAINTERS EVER. A PITY THAT
YOU'RE ALL ...DEAD! "ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS." -ART IS ETERNAL, LIFE IS SHORT. @#JENS/RED SECTOR@# ...
JOLLY GOOD NAME YOU'VE GOT! @#NIGHTLIGHT/KEFRENS@# (OR PARADOX?) ...YOU'VE MADE TWO OF THE SONGS I REALLY WANTED
SOMEONE TO MAKE! 'RAINY DAY' AND 'FLETCH' WERE MAGNIFICENT! @#TRONNY ROTTEN/ALIVE@# ...YOU'RE COOL! ...
NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME POLITICS... HERE WE GO WITH SOME REALLY BIG FUCKINGS TO THE NATIONALIST FASCISTS IN SOUTH AFRICA.
THE CONDITIONS IN YOUR FUCKED UP COUNTRY ARE SO MISERABLE THAT THEY WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TO A DUNGBEETLE, THAT'S LOST
INTEREST IN IT'S CAREER AND REALLY LET ITSELF GO. ANY DIGNIFIED PERSON AT ANY ADVANCED STAGE OF CIVILIZATION WOULD HAVE
LAUNCHED A REBELLION AND OVERTHROWN THE FASCIST REGIME OF YOURS. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE'S NOT ONE SINGLE WHITE PERSON
WITH THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY OF AN AVERAGE DENSE PORCUPINE DOWN THERE. ...SO MUCH FOR THE POLITICS. LET'S FLIP
TO B*L*U*E HERE WE GO WITH SOME XXX RATED SEX CONTACTS! THEY WERE ALL TAKEN FROM THE BRUTALLY COOL MAGAZINE 'THE
SPORT' (THANKS ADAM!). 1ST ONE: BLONDE IN CHAINS WANTS TO TALK NAUGHTY TO YOU. CALL ME FOR EXPLICIT CHATS ON 0898-886-420...
2ND ONE: TOY BOY WANTED FOR GAY MIDDLE-AGED MAN FOR SESSIONS OF NON-STOP ADULT ACTION. THE REWARDS ARE VERY GREAT AND
THE FUN WONDERFUL. CALL ON 0898-886-429... 3RD ONE: LICK MY STILLETOES YOU WORM! I'LL COME ROUND AND GIVE YOU WHAT'S
FOR. ADULTS ONLY CALL ME ON 0898-886-412... 4TH ONE: MISS CANNING WANTS TO TEACH YOU THE RULES OF THE GAME. PAIN IS
PLEASURE AND PLEASURE IS PAIN WITH MISS CANE! GIVE ME A CALL NOW ON 088-442-421... IF YOU'RE A REAL PERV, BUY 'THE SPORT'
AND GET HUNDREDS OF THESE! I JUST LOVE'EM. TRY ONE, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU ULTIMATE SATISFACTION! IF YOU, OF SOME STRANGE
REASON, DON'T FANCY SEX OVER THE PHONE, YOU COULD ALWAYS TRY SOMETHING ELSE. PERSONALLY I LIKE ROMANTIC LETTERS, AND HERE IS
MY MOST SUCCESSFUL ONE... "TO DEAR MRS.XXXXX ...FROM THE FAMOUS MR.XXXXX. -TALLY HO MY FINE SOUCY YOUNG TROB,
YOUR LUCK'S HERE! TRIB ALONG HERE WITH ALL YOUR CASH AND SOME NAUGHTY NIGHTIE, AND YOU'LL BE STARING AT MY BEDROOM
CEILING FROM NOW TILL X-MAS, YOU LUCKY TART! -YOURS, WITH DEEPEST RESPECT MR.XXXXX" IT ALWAYS WORKS!
TRY IT, YOU WILL NOT GET DISAPPOINTED! ...WELL, I'VE FINALLY MANAGED TO BORE MYSELF TO DEATH. I THINK I'LL SOD
OFF SOON. I'LL FINISH BY QUOTING ALBERT EINSTEIN. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION, IT'S JOLLY GOOD. "IF MY THEORY OF RELATIVITY
IS PROVEN SUCCESSFUL, GERMANY WILL CLAIM ME AS A GERMAN AND FRANCE WILL DECLARE THAT I AM A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD. SHOULD MY
THEORY PROVE UNTRUE, FRANCE WILL SAY THAT I AM A GERMAN AND GERMANY WILL DECLARE THAT I AM A JEW." OK, I FEEL QUITE
COMPLACENT NOW, SO LET'S END WHILE IT'S STILL TIME. I THINK WE'LL SKIP THE GREETS, BECAUSE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO END UP WITH
ONLY A TINY NUMBER OF GROUPS. THE RESULT IS A LOT OF COMPLAINS, SUCH AS: "WHY DIDN'T YOU GREET ME?" OR
"DON'T FORGET OUR NAME NEXT TIME!" ETC, ETC. THAT'S DRIVING ME AROUND THE BEND, SO HERE IS A NEW VERSION. WILLIAM
SHAKESPEARE ONCE SAID: "FOR BRUTUS IS A HONORABLE MAN, SO ARE THEY ALL, ALL HONORABLE MEN" THEREFORE WE GREET YOU ALL!
@#DIVINE VISIONS@# WAS PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE FRAXION CREW. WE HOPE YOU FIND OUR EFFORTS WORTH
WHILE, AND THAT YOU'LL ENJOY THIS CREATION. PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS STRICKTLY PROHIBITED TO DAMAGE THIS BEAUTIFUL SLIDESHOW
IN ANY WAY... FRAXION[] AND ASSOCIATED LOGOS ARE REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF FRAXION LIMITED. THEY MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED,
USED OR CHANGED IN ANY WAY WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM FRAXION LIMITED. AMIGA^, AMIGADOS^ AND KICKSTART^ ARE TRADEMARKS
OF COMMODORE-AMIGA INC. COPYRIGHT $% 1990 BY FRAXION LTD. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ...THE SHOW IS
OVER, GO TO BED AND SLEEP TIGHT. GREETINGS FROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU. @# @# @# @# @# @# @# @#@#@#@#@# P*E*A*C*E
F*O*R*E*V*E*R @#@#@#@#@# @# @# @# @# @# @# @# -E X P L I C I T- (THE END)