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LIKE A PHOENIX, GREBO RISES FROM THE SLIME PIT WITH HIS CHRISTMAS DEMO TO SHOVE UP ALIEN'S NOSE...       ON WITH THE INTERESTING BITS!                     AHHH... THE HASSLES OF BEING 18....       HOLDING A PARTY WHERE ALIEN ADMITS HE'S REALLY 14 STONE, CYCLOPS IS THE FIRST TO STRUT HIS STUFF, (CUE JAWS MUSIC, HERE COMES SOME SHARKING...) CYCLOPS CRACKS  ON TO AN EX OF GREBO'S BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW (SORRY) SO TRIES FOR ANOTHER, THRUSTING HIS LARGE            TELEPHONE  NUMBER INTO HER HAND...         SHE WONDERS WHAT TO DO WITH IT,SO  JUST TOSSES IT!              (AWAY)                     THAT REMINDS ME                 ROBERT MAXWELLS PERSONAL NURSE,ON THE DAY OF HIS DEATH WALKED INTO HIS ROOM AND SAID    'WELL CAPTAIN...         WOULD YOU LIKE FULL SEX OR DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO TOSS YOU OFF??                     AHHH... SICK JOKES FLOW LIKE TREACLE!                       HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ELTON JOHN HAS GOT BLOOD POISONING?                        THEY FOUND TRACES OF MERCURY UP HIS ARSE!                                           WELL,MOVING SWIFTLY ON TO THE GREETS, I'LL HAVE TO APOLOGISE COS I DON'T KNOW EM ALL, BUT A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS US AND THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO VOTED FOR US IN THE MAGAZINES!                 WE'RE GETTING BIGGER!!           THAT REALLY IS IT...              IF THIS WANT'S TO GET RELEASED BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEN I'LL LEAVE IT HERE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE TO ANNOY THAT SKUZBUCKET ALIEN...     YEP!             THAT'S IT,      GREBO SIGNING OFF!