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CREDITS
MEMBERSLIST
ADDRESSES
MESSAGES FROM PHAZER
PHAZERS TEXT
MESSAGES FROM DESHAY
MESSAGES FROM B.L.
EXTREME 1991
OK, LET'S SHOW THE CREDITS OF THIS
LITTLE MESSAGEBOX...
ALL CODING BY --- VOYAGER
COOL TUNE BY --- GRIFFON OF FRANTIC
SHORTENED BY --- MAC
DESERT-PICTURE BY --- GOLEM
OTHER GFX BY --- HAWK
ALL TEXTS BY --- PHAZER
BOOTLEGGER
DESHAY
TEXT-FIXING BY --- PHAZER
THAT WAS ALL THE CREDITS.
A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO GOLEM FOR
HIS COOL PICTURE!
ALSO THANKS TO GRIFFON OF FRANTIC FOR
HIS FAB TUNE CALLED 'SPECTRE'!
AS MENTIONED, I (PHAZER) TRIED TO FIX
MOST OF THE MAJOR LANGUAGE-ERRORS IN THE
TEXTS, BUT IT WAS HOPELESS...
I LOST MY SANITY TRYING TO DECODE SOME
OF THE TEXTFILES!!! AAAARGGHHHH....
SO, IF THERE OCCURES SOME BAD ENGLISH IN
SOME OF THE MESS'S, DO NOT CARE...
THIS MESSYBOX SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED
AT THE - BYTERAPERS - SCOOPEX - AND
- BLOODSUCKERS - PARTY, WHICH WAS
ARRANGED IN PARIKKALA, FINLAND, FROM
25TH TO 28TH OF JULY 1991,
BUT DUE TO SOME PROBS WE LEFT THIS
UNRELEASED FOR THE MOMENT.
WELL, NOW IT IS OUT AND WE DO HOPE YOU
LIKE IT, READ IT, SPREAD IT...
WHATEVER!!
I DONNO IF WE'LL CONTINUE RELEASING
THESE MESSAGEBOX'S... MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
WE NEED YOU OPINIONS!!!
IF YA LIKE THIS, THEN SEND US A NOTE!
WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR THIS CREDITS-PART..
HERE IS OUR MEMBERSLIST....
FINLAND:
BOOTLEGGER
BRYAN
CASANOVA
COUNT MIC
DESHAY
FLY
HAWK
LARRY
MAC
PHAZER
RUFUS
TANDY
THE BEER INC.
VOYAGER
SWEDEN:
FERNANDEZ
NORWAY:
MR.ICE
CANADA:
JOSHUA
SO, THAT IS ALL OUR MEMBERS AT THE MO.
WE'RE OFCOZ LOOKING FOR QUALITY MEMBERS!
TO ASK FOR A MEMBERSHIP, WRITE TO ONE OF
OUR SWAPPERS (CHECK OUT ADDYS-SECTION!!)
WE SEND A WARM WELCOME TO OUR NEW DUDEZ:
CASANOVA, FERNANDEZ AND RUFUS!
WELCOME TO OUR GROUP, GUYS!!
WELL, THAT IS ALL FOR THIS...
USE THE EXIT-CADGET!!
HERE COMES OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES...
PHAZER OF EXTREME (MAIL-WHQ)
41940 VESANKA
FINLAND
BOOTLEGGER OF EXTREME
KAUNISTONKATU 2
15300 LAHTI
FINLAND
BRYAN OF EXTREME
POSTE RESTANTE
80130 JOENSUU
FINLAND
CASANOVA OF EXTREME
RETUPERANKUJA 5-7
14200 TURENKI
FINLAND
COUNT MIC OF EXTREME
MUSEOMAKI
19700 SYSMA
FINLAND
DESHAY OF EXTREME
BOX 13
41401 LIEVESTUORE
FINLAND
LARRY OF EXTREME
BOX 72
63301 ALAVUS
FINLAND
FERNANDEZ OF EXTREME
JOHAN HARDSGATAN 90C
254 54 HELSINGBORG
SWEDEN
MR.ICE OF EXTREME
BOX 151
2070 RAHOLT
NORWAY
NOW THE NUMBERS TO OUR BBS'S..
CALL OUR WHQ BOARD IN CANADA AT:
4 1 6 - 5 7 4 - 7 7 9 1
OFCOZ RUNNING 2400-14.4 AND 24H A DAY!
950MB AVAILABLE!
OR CALL OUR CANADIAN HQ AT:
4 1 6 - 5 4 9 - 9 0 7 0
ALSO RUNNING 2400-14.4 AND 24H A DAY!
DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US.
ACTUALLY, DO IT RIGHT AWAY!!
CONTACT ONE OF OUR MAIL-SWAPPERS ALSO
FOR A MEMBERSHIP!
PRESS EXIT, FOLKS!!
NOW FOLLOWS SOME SPECIAL MESS'S FROM
PHAZER TO HIS CONTACTS'N'FRIENDS....
ABSENCE : GOOFY
HELLO PAL!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
LET'S SWAP AGAIN!
ADDONIC : STRIKE AND YANKEE
YOHO DUDEZ!
NICE MESSAGEBOX OF YOURS...
IS THERE A MESSAGEBOX-BOOM GOING ON OR
WHAT??? WELL, WHO CARES...
KEEP COOL!
ANARCHY : TEEZE
YOU'RE A KEWL DUDE, BUT A BIT SLOW
WITH YOUR SENDINX...
TRY TO BE SOMEWHAT FASTER, OK?
ANTHROX : RETALIATOR
ALWAYS FAST SENDINGS AND COOL STUFF,
BUT YOUR LETTERS COULD BE LONGER!
AURORA : ROCKET
HUBLA HOBLA...
NICE INTRO OF YARS!
ALSO NEAT ARTICLES DUDE!
WELL, KEEP HEADBANGING... C YAH!
AURORA : ZCANDALER
HULLO DAVID!!!
HOW'S THINGS IN YOUR BBS?
ANYWAY, C YA AGAIN IN ANOTHER SENDING!
BRAINSTORM : CHESTER
NICE ZINE!! IS YOUR JUBILEE-ISSUE OUT
ALREADY?
BYTERAPERS INC. : JUDGE
NICE PARTY..?
VESIPYSSYLEIKIT RULEAA...
COMA : AMOK
NICE MCDISK!!
BTW, THANX FOR THE NICE PHONECALL!
ARE YOU GOING TO VISIT FINLAND SOON?
DECAY : JUDAS
WHAT'S UP IN THE OZ-LAND?
DEFCON ONE : FRANTIC
HUMMM.. NOTHING TO SAY, SO... CU!
DIGITAL : DR.MASTERMIND
YOHO OLD DICK!
WHAT'S UP IN REUTLINGEN?
EY MAN, SEND SOME BOOOOOOOZE!!!
I'LL SEND YA A VODKABOTTLE SOON...
DUAL CREW : JBM
HI JOCKE! STILL HAVING PROBS WITH THE
LOCAL POST? TOO BAD...
SEND SOOON..!
ENERGY : SLIDER
ALLRIGHT, LET'S SWAP...
BTW, THANX FOR THE ADVERT!
EQUINOX : INSANE
THANX FOR U'R CRAZY LETTERS, MATE!
LET'S SWING AT SOME PARTY, EH?..
C00L!
EQUINOX : ORION
NICE TO SEE YA AT PARIKKALA...
MILLON SE EQX TINTRO TULOO?
EQUINOX : OZARK
HELLO FRIEND!!
GOOD LUCK IN YER NEW GROUP!
IS THE TRACKDEMO GONNA BE OUT SOON?
COOL LETTERS - KEEP WRITING 'EM!
EXOTIC MEN : ED-209
SIISTI LOGO SIINA SIGMA-INTROSSA...
FIRECRACKERS : JAFFA
YO!
NICE STUFFOX! KEEP CALM...
FRANTIC SF : GRIFFON
YO MATE...
THANX FOR YOUR TUNE! IT'S COOL...
HOPE YA LIKE DIZ MBOX.
CU AT THE EXTREME BOOZE-MEETING IN
JOENSUU, PERHAPS? WOULD BE COOL!
FRANTIC (GERMANY) : COPPER
NICE INTRO!
WELL, HOPE YA ENJOY MY SENDING...
FRANTIC (GERMANY) : STRIKER
YOO....
SORRY FOR THE DELAY, I LOST YOUR LETTER!
WELL, I HOPE YA LIKE THIS SENDING...
FRAXION : MAC
NICE ARTICLES..
LET'S BULLSHIT AGAIN!
IMAGE : SCUM
EIPA IHMEEMPIA...
LAHETTELEN PIAKKOIN JOTAAN...
IMP-666 : SAVAGE
FAST SENDINGS AND GREAT STUFF LATELY!
KEEP THOSE PACKAGES FLOWING...
ITALIAN BAD BOYS : ESG
HI ENRICO!!!
NICE TAPE... I HOPE YOU LIKE THE MUSIC
WHICH I COPIED TO IT!
MAJIC 12 : ZOZO
NICE INTERVIEW!!
HOPE YOU'LL FIND IT USEFUL...
MIRAGE : RETEP
HELLO PETER!
NICE CHIT CHAT FROM MIRAGE...
THANX FOR THE GREETINGS, PAL!
MOTION : EDISON
COOL STUFF MAN!!! KEEP IT COMING...
NETWORK : YOGHURT
BARF!
VERY NICE PACKS... SEND ME THE NEWEST!
WHEN WILL YA GET THE NEW MENU?..
NEW WAVE : KINGPIN
LET US SWAP THEN...
I HOPE YA LIKE MY STUFFS!
NO LIMITS : BADCAT
HEYYYY MAN... ARE YA STILL ALIVE?
IF YES, SEND ME A NOTE!
PALACE : DRAC AND ALF
ALWAYS NICE SENDINGS...
HOPE TO GET ONE SOON!
PALACE : OCTOPLEX
YOHOOO!
LET'S MEET AT A PARTY 'ROUND X-MAS?
WOULD BE GREAT... HEH!
PHENOMENA : MACE
YO MATHIAS!!
NICE 'JOYRIDE' OF YOURS...
OKAY, GNURK YOU LATER.
LET'S GO CRAZY, MAAAN!
PMC : FLUSH
NICE TO HEAR FROM YA AGAIN.
COOL PRODUCTS!!
PMC : PETER
THANKS FOR SENDING YOUR MUSICS.
THEY'RE COOL!
PMC : X-RAY
NICE STUFFS... BUT NEXT TIME, WRITE A
LONG LETTER AGAIN, OK?
ALLIANCE DESIGN OF QUARTEX : SEEN
HEY PAL!
GREAT GRAFIX YA DRAW! KEEP 'EM UP...
RAM JAM : THE BARBER
NOTHING SPECIAL TO SAY...
REBELS : HANSIE
HOHOOOO...
MITES MENEE OULU-CITYSSA?
ERIKOISTERVEISET NASELLE JA NIMROTILLE!
SANITY : THE BUBBLER
THANX A LOT FOR YOUR NUMEROUS SENDINGS.
HOPE YA LIKE MINE!
SCOOPEX : FALCON
YOHO FRIEND!
ENJOYING YOUR NEW GROUP? HOPE SO!
ANYROAD, SEND ME A MEGALETTER SOOOON!
SCOOPEX : TMB
YEAH! NICE STUFF...
KEEP THOSE STANDARD-LETTERS COMING!
SIGMA : COLTRAIN
PASKA PARTY...
KIITTI PAKETISTA (SAIN TANAAN...)!
EIPA MUUTA...
SOUNDWAVE : MARC PANTHER
HELLO FRIEND!
NICE LEDDAS... HOW ABOUT THE MUSICDISK?
STATIC BYTES : HOWARD
YUP... THANX FOR CONTACTING ME, PAL!
HOPE WE WILL HAVE A LONG AND PROSPEROUS
SWAPPINGTIME...
STORM : HOAX
NICE STUFFS.. SEND SOON DUDE!
SYMBIOSIS : ESI
GOOD STUFFS, BUT TRY TO MAKE YOUR
LETTERS A BIT LONGER, PLEEZE!
OK, CATCH YA LATER...
THE SILENTS : CIRCULATOR
TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR PARTY...
ANYWAY, KEEP YOUR NEAT SENDINGS FLOWING
TO MY MAILBOX...
THE SPECIAL BROS : ELECTRICA
THANKS FOR WRITING A BIT LONGER LETTER!
ALSO COOL STUFF AND PACKS...
THE SPECIAL BROS : STARGAZER
OLE KUNNOLLA! MUUTEN PORASETA TULEE...
TRIAD : COOK
HI!
I MIGHT CALL YA AGAIN SOON...
HMM.. NICE LETTERS AND WAREZ!
UTOPIA : MAILBOX AND ZIPPO
NOTHING SPECIAL TO SAY TO YOU TWO...
KEEP 'EM WARES COMING!
ANY PRODS COMING SOON?
VEGA : FILIPPETTO
YO YO FILIPPO!
NICE FC! WHEN IS THE NEXT ISSUE OUT?
ANYROAD, ANOTHER PHONECALL MIGHT BE
COMING YOUR WAY SOOOON..! WATCH OUT!
VISION : FLASH
YEPP... SORRY FOR MY DELAYS!!
WELL, HOPE YA LIKE MY LATEST SENDING!
WIZZCAT : SARDON
KIITTI STUFOSTA...
MIX ET OLLU PARIKKALASSA?
ZENITH : PROT KILLER
NICE WAREZ PAL! SEND MORE...
ZERO DEFECTS : XENIO
WHAT'S UP MAN?
STILL ALIVE OR WHAT..?
AND OFCOURSE SPECIAL HIP HOPS TO ALL THE
MEMBERS OF EXTREME IN FINLAND, NORWAY,
AND CANADA!!!
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER....
ALLRIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
I LEFT SOME CONTACTS AWAY BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME TO WRITE MESSYS
TO 'EM ALL.
SORRY TO THE FORGOTTEN ONES!
YOHO DUDEZ AROUND THE SCENE!
HERE IS PHAZER OF EXTREME AMUSING YOU
WITH SOME BYTES O' BULLSHIT...
READ ON!!!
WELL, HERE I AM AGAIN IN MY GOOD OL'
DUSTY ROOM INFRONT OF MY CYGNUSED.
WHAT TO WRITE THIS TIME??
AS YA ALL MIGHT KNOW, EXTREME WAS
FORMED BY EX.EUPHORIA MEMBERS PLUS SOME
OTHER DUDEZ.
MAYBE YOU ALSO REMEMBER THE MESSAGEBOX
FROM EUPHORIA, WHICH WE RELEASED IN THE
BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER?
WELL, IT GOT A NICE RECEPTION, SO WE
RELEASED THIS NEW MESSAGEBOX WITH SOME
IMPROVEMENTS AND OFCOZ LOTS OF TEXTS FOR
YOU TO READ, WRITTEN BY VARIOUS MEMBERS
OF EXTREME!
WE LEFT THIS MESSAGEBOX UNRELEASED AT
THE BYTERAPERS, SCOOPEX AND BLOODSUCKERS
PARTY (FROM 25TH TO 28TH OF JULY) DUE TO
SOME PROBS WHICH OCCURED AT THE PARDIE.
NOW IT IS FINALLY OUT!
BY THE ROAD, IF I CAN REMEMBER RIGHT, WE
WERE ONE OF THE FIRST GROUPS TO MAKE A
MESSAGEBOX AFTER ANARCHY INVENTED THIS
GREAT IDEA.
WHAT PISSES ME REALLY OFF AT THE MO, IS
THAT THERE IS A MESSYBOX-MANIA GOING ON!
EVERY GROUP IS RELEASING SOMEKIND OF A
MESSAGEBOX...
BUT DEFINETELY THE BEST I'VE SEEN SO FAR
IS THE 'CHIT CHAT' FROM MIRAGE.
ACTUALLY IT'S NOT JUST A STANDARD MBOX,
BUT IT HAS IT'S OWN IDEA!
REALLY GREAT (HELLO RETEP/MRG!)...
OK, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
ABOUT MY SWAPPING, I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY
(NOT LAZY) LATELY, SO I ASK MY DEAR
CONTACTS TO FORGIVE ME (ONCE AGAIN...).
AS I HAVE SAID, I CANNOT SWAP MEGAFAST
(SAME DAY REPLY) BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT
OF OTHER THINGS TO DO THAN SWAPPING.
AND I CAN'T JUST GET THE MONEY FOR THE
STAMPS FROM THIN AIR...
FAKING?? NO WAY!! I ALREADY GOT CAUGHT
TWICE AND THAT IS REALLY ENOUGH FOR ME!
SOOOO... BE PATIENT MY CONTACTS, YOU'LL
GET AN ANSWER, BUT NOT PERHAPS IN FEW
WEEKS.. REMEMBER: REAL FRIENDSHIP RULEZ!
GOT THE IDEA?
CLOCK SEEMS TO BE NOW 3.00AM AND I AM
TOTALLY EMPTY OF IDEAS...
I WON'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT OUR FUTURE
PRODS OR SUMTHING LIKE THAT...
WHAT COULD BE INTERESTING?
HUBLA HABLA...
WELL, AT THIS POINT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK
ALL THOSE TRUE FRIENDSHIP DUDEZ TO WRITE
TO ME!
U KNOW, TAPE SWAPPING, LONG LETTERS,
LONG DELAYS AND ALL THAT.
ALSO FOR SOME ALC ETC!
YOU OUGHT TO FIND MY ADDRESS FROM THE
ADDYS-SECTION...
NEW MEMBERS ARE ALSO WELCOME, SO WRITE
TO ME FOR A MEMBERSHIP.
WE'RE MAINLY SEARCHING FOR CODERS,
GFX-MEN AND MODEMDUDEZ (SYSOPS,TRADERS).
REMEMBER TO SEND SAMPLES OF YOUR WORK!
OKAY, NOW FOLLOWS A NICE LITTLE STORY OF
WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN A SUNNY WEEKEND HERE
IN FINLAND...
I PHONED TO VOYAGER ON TUESDAY AND WE
AGREED THAT I'D COME TO VISIT VOYAGER
AND FINISH THE TEXTS OVER THE WEEKEND...
I WANTED TO GET SOME SLEEP ON FRIDAY
AFTER A HELLISH WEEK AT THE FINNISH
SCHOOL, SO I SAID THAT I'D COME ON
SATURDAY.
SO, ON SATURDAY, MY TRAIN TO SEINAJOKI,
WHERE VOYAGER LIVES, LEFT AT 16.35 PM.
I WOKE UP AT MY ROOM ON SATURDAY EVENING.
OH, FUCK... WHAT'S THE TIME? 15.00 PM!?!
SHIT, I'VE GOT 1 HOUR TO GET PACKED!!
I GRASPED SOME CLOTHES FROM THE NEARBY
CHAIR AND STARTED TO PACK DISKS AND SOME
OTHER VITAL STUFFS TO MY SCHOOLBAG...
AT 16.30 PM I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE
JYVASKYLA RAILWAY-STATION.
RUSH! RUSH! WHERE'S MY TRAIN???
THERE'S A TRAIN ON TRACK N:O 1, I GUESS
THAT'S THE RIGHT ONE...
I STEPPED INTO THE CAR AND SAT DOWN ON
A FREE PLACE (THE TRAIN WAS ALMOST EMPTY
ANYWAY...).
OK, NOW I CAN RELAX... I'LL BE AT VGR'S
PLACE IN NO TIME.
THEN CAME THE CONDUCTOR. I SAID TO HIM
THAT I WANT A TICKET FROM JYVASKYLA TO
SEINAJOKI AND BACK.
'WHAT? SEINAJOKI? BUT THIS TRAIN DOESN'T
GO TO SEINAJOKI AT ALL!'
'WHOA???!!???'
THEN THE TRUTH BECAME OBVIOUS TO ME...
IN THE TERRIBLE HURRY, I HAD TAKEN THE
WRONG TRAIN!!!
WELL... NOT TO WORRY, THE TRAIN GOES TO
TAMPERE AND I CAN TAKE A TRAIN FROM
THERE TO SEINAJOKI...
AT 18.15 PM I STEP OUT FROM THE CAR TO
THE COLD BREEZE AT THE TAMPERE STATION.
HUH! THE TRAIN TO SEINAJOKI LEAVES AT
20.05 PM, SO I'LL HAVE TO WAIT ALMOST
2 HOURS... SHIT!
OKAY, LET'S SIT DOWN, I'VE GOT NUTHING
BETTER TO DO...
AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES OR SO, TWO MEN
FROM PROBABLY ARABIA OR SUMMAT (LOOKED
LIKED THAT ANYWAY) SAT NEXT TO ME.
I PAID NO ATTENTION TO THEM, UNTIL THE
OTHER OF THE MEN TOOK MY BAG AND STARTED
RUNNING LIKE HELL WITH HIS PAL RIGHT
BEHIND HIM.
'EEHHH... WHAT HAPPENED HERE?' I THOUGHT
TO MYSELF... AFTER SOME SECONDS I 'WOKE
UP' SO TO SAY AND RUSHED AFTER THE TWO
SUCKERS. I SAW 'EM RUNNING BEHIND A
CORNER.
'HEH! POOR MOTHERFUCKERS, I'LL GET YA
BASTARDS SOON!'...
AS I TURNED 'ROUND THE CORNER, I SAW...
- NOTHING - !!
THE LAMERS FROM SOMALIA HAD VANISHED!!!
WELL, IT SEEMS 'BYE BYE' FOR MY BAG...
AFTER WONDERING AROUND FOR SOME TIME, I
SAW SOMETHING FAMILIAR LYING ON THE
GROUND... MY BAG!!!
I RUN TO IT AND SEE THAT THE STUFFS HAVE
BEEN THROWN AROUND THE GROUND.
NOTHING'S MISSING. PHEW! I GUESS THE
DUDEZ WEREN'T TOO INTERESTED OF SOME
HUNDREDS OF DISX AND A REDSKINS-CAP...
OKAY, I'D BETTER MOVE INDOORS NOW...
I FOUND A NICE PLACE TO SIT DOWN AND
SO I WAS ABOUT TO START SLEEPING WHEN
AN OLDER MAN WALKS TO ME...
WHAT THE HECK, HE LOOKS LIKE A MADMAN,
BUT HE'LL PROBABLY JUST WALK BY.
BUT NO! HE COMES TO ME AND STARTS TO
TALK SOME BULLSHIT. OKAY, OKAY, LET
THE POOR DUDE TALK...
THEN HE OFFERS ME A DRINK!!!! HEY,
THIS IS GETTING A BIT ODD...
WELL, I'M OUTTA MONEY, SO WHY NOT GET
A BEER FOR FREE...
WE WALK TO A RESTAURANT AND HE BUYS A
COLD BEER TO ME. BOY, WAS I THIRSTY!!
THEN I REALIZE THE WHOLE JOB...
HE'S A FUCKEN' CANDYMAN TRYING TO GET
ME INTO SOMETHING...
'NO!!!' I THOUGHT AND SAID THAT MY TRAIN
LEAVES IN A FEW MINUTES...
I'M IN LUCK AND HE LETS ME GO!
HUH... WHAT CAN WE LEARN ABOUT THIS?
FUCK THE FINNISH RAILROAD-SYSTEM 'VR'
AND TRY TO AVOID THE TAMPERE STATION.
THE STATION IS FULL OF CRAZY MEN AND
SOME FILTHY STEALERS....
I'VE NEVER VISITED SUCH A PLACE!!!
HEY ALIEN AND JASON, MOVE SOMEWHERE
ELSE FROM TAMPERE!! IT'S A LAME PLACE
TO LIVE IN...
THEN MY TRAIN LEFT TO SEINAJOKI AND I
ARRIVED THERE AT 21.38 PM.
I CALLED TO VOYAGER AND HE CAME TO
PICK ME UP FROM THE STATION...
WELL, WHILE WE ARE HERE, LET'S EAT
SOMETHING, I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING
ALL DAY!!!
AFTER THE BAD-TASTING FRENCH-FRIES MEAL
IN A SMALL AND UGLY GRILL, WE WENT TO
SEE WHAT WAS THE NIGHT-LIFE HERE...
OOOHHH BABE!!! HOW COOL! ALL THE ACTION
HAPPENED AROUND ONE BLOCK...
SOME 50 CARS DRIVING AROUND IN A LINE
AROUND THAT ONE BLOCK AND SOME UGLY
GIRLS AND STUPID GUYS WALKING BETWEEN
THE LINES OF CARS...
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE!!!
I MUST SAY THAT SEINAJOKI MUST BE THE
DUMPEST, LAMEST, UGLIEST, SMALLEST
LITTLE CITADEL IN FINLAND AFTER THE
ALLMIGHTY !PARIKKALA! IN A WELL-DESERVED
N:O 1 PLACE...
AND WHAT THEN..? WELL, NOW I AM HERE AT
VOYAGER'S FLAT TYPING THIS TEXT AND
LOOKING MTV... THERE'S SOME STUPID
JAMES BROWN VIDEO COMING OUT RIGHT NOW..
IS THIS BAD LUCK? NOTHING SEEMS TO GO
MY WAY TODAY!!!!!
OKAY, GOTTA CUT THIS STORY 'COZ SOON
WE'LL RUN OUT OF MEMORY!!
I GUESS THAT WAS ALL.
YA KNOW, I WANT TO GET SOME SLEEP ALSO
(THE CLOCK IS NOW 5.30AM)...
CATCH YA ALL LATER! SEE YAH...
SIGNING OFF: PHAZER OF EXTREME IN 1991.
NOW FOLLOWS THE MESSAGES FROM :
DESHAY OF EXTREME
ADDONIC : THE ULTIMATUM -- NICK --
HOWDY DUDE! WHAT'S UP IN NORWAY?
AND IN ADDONIC?? HOPE NUTHING BAD...
WELL, KEEP UP THE COOL WORK IN ADDONIC,
BOY, AND STAY TUNED + RULE!
ADEPT : ZORBITZ
WHY DA FUCK YA CHANGED YER CODENAME?
WE LOVE TURTLES (?) AND SHREADER WAS A
COOL NAME (LOSER!) UNTIL TURTLES SHOWED
UP IN THE SCENE!! ANYWAY, KEEP COOL.
IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITIES THAT YA COULD
WRITE LONGER LETTERS ?
AGILE : OPTIMA
YO! HAPPY IN AGILE? HOPE SO.
ARE THE FRENCH GIRLS STILL BOTHERING YA,
OR ARE THEY STILL AFTER YOUR ASS?
ANYWAY BEST REGARDS TO YA!
OH, BY THE WAY! J-M JARRE RULEZ (WELL,
MAYBE IN UNDERGROUND...)!
AMAZE : CADAVER
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME! SO, HOW'S LIFE
IN POLAND?
SEND SOON AND TRY TO KEEP COOL!
AMAZE : ZONIC (SKITZOSONIC!)
HOWDY SELFTORTURER! HAH, WHO'S GONNA WIN
THE 'LONGEST LETTER'-COMPO? WE'LL SEE!
BUT, ANYWAY, HOPE TO SEE YA IN SOME
PARTY! MAYBE AT THE WET-T-SHIRT PARTY IN
STOCKHOLM ? IF THERE IS ONE, INFORM ME
AND I'LL SHOW UP !
ANARCHY : JUDGE DROKK (MASTUR DROKK)
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN ANARCHY?
NO COOL RELEASES FOR A WHILE?
HOPE YA'REN'T DYING!! WELL, SOON COMIN'
IS THE SUPRISE I PROMISED! HEAVYCOURAGE
IS COMING! BUT THERE WILL GO ATLEAST FEW
MONTHS UNTIL IT'S READY! WAIT'N'SEE...
ARTEMIS : ARIEL (THE LOUNDERYSTUFFOX...)
HAHAA, BOY! WHAT'S UP IN ICELAND?
ANY ICEBERGS AHEAD? WHATTA YA MEANT IN
YOUR MESSAGEBOX THAT I'M ALWAYS DRUNK??
LAST TIME I WAS DRUNK WAS ON 30.5.91, SO
A LOOONG TIME AGO! I PROMISED TO MY NEW
GIRLFRIEND THAT I DON'T BOOZE UNTIL THE
SCHOOLS STARTED AGAIN ON 13.8.91.
NOW I CAN BOOZE AS MUCH AS I WANT AGAIN.
HAH... BTW, ENJOY THIS MESSAGEBOX!
AWESOME : KRUEGER (FREDDY IS AT DOOR...)
YO BROTHER! STILL AT A HOLIDAY?
I'M WAITIN' FOR YOUR PACKAGES AND THOSE
AWFUL LETTERS OF YARS (JUSTAFUCKING!).
PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN SEE YA'S LAME
FACE! OH, SORRY, I ALREADY SAW IT IN A
PROLOGIC AND STB PARTYSLIDESHOW...
YA LOOK LIKE A GIRL. PERHAPS YA ARE ONE!
DUNNO (ONLY JOKING, DON'T WORRY...)!
BASS : METALLIKA
WELL, NUTHING SPECIAL TO WRITE, JUST A
GREETING FROM FUNLAND!
BLACK MONKS : ANVIL
YOHOO, THANX FOR RE-CONTACTING ME, HOPE
WE HAVE A GREAT TIME FOR SWAPPING!!!!!
CHROMANCE : JEAN
SO, HOW'S LIFE IN HUNGARY?? THE FORMULA
F1 RACE WAS NEAR YOUR P(A)LACE, WERE YA
THERE WATCHING IT?
D-TECH : DAVE
HOWDY! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING LIFE!... +SEX!
OKAY, SEND ME AN X-RATED MAG BACK SOON!
AND THE CASETTES!
NICE ANSWERINGMACHINE YA HAVE! I USED TO
CALL IT SUMTIMES... OH, WHAT FUN I USED
TO HAVE WITH IT.. USE IT AGAIN SUM OTHER
TIME!
DEFCON ONE : TYRANT
YO BOY! THANX 4 CONTACTING ME!
NICE INTRODUCTION YA'VE MADE!
ENJOY YAR LIFE IN DEFENCE CONDITION ONE-
U.S.A'S DEFENCE WEAPON SYSTEM!
NICE GROUPNAME, BUT A BIT TOO LONG...
LONG LETTERS RULE! STAY TUNED, MAN!
DESIRE : NAME (MY NAME IS NAME-SIMPLE?)
THANX 4 THE NICE CASETTES! AND FOR THE
STUFFOX YA SENT! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING LIFE
WHEN YA HAVE IT! I HAVE NOW A NEW HAIR-
STYLE (KINDA VANILLA ICE-STYLE)...
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE THIS KIND OF HAIR,
BUT THE HAIRDRESSER WAS SO LAME THAT SHE
FORCED ME TO DO IT.
DIGITAL : WRAP (EHH... FRAP, THAT IS!)
HEY CRAP, HOW'S IT GOING?
STILL INTRESTED IN HORSES? I THINK THAT
ATARI SUCKS FOREVER, BUT THE KINGS OF
THE LOW FREGUENCIES (THE KLF) USES AN
ATARI TO MAKE THEIR SOUNDS, I THINK THAT
IS OKAY.....
WHY DID YA LEAVE MAGNETIC FIELDS?
SOMETHING WRONG WITH MF?
WELL, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, JUST
WANTED TO KNOW, THAT'S ALL!
DO NOT X-RAY (OF PMC?)!
DUAL CREW : THE GNN
THANX 4 ALL THOSE LOOOONG LETTERS.
I REALLY ENJOY 'EM. THOSE LETTERS ARE SO
SICK TO READ. ANYWAY, KEEP UP THE COOL
WORK IN DUAL CREW AND ESPECIALLY IN THE
SCENE!
DUAL CREW : JBM
YOHOO BLACKBOY! SO, HOW WAS THE LIFE IN
GREECE? WERE THERE ANY GREEDY GIRLS?
BTW, THANX FOR ANSWERING MY LETTER!
EOC 1999 : BRETZEL
THANX FOR ALL THOSE NICE POSTCARDS!
AND THANX 4 THE INFO YA SENT ME ABOUT
YA'S CITY...
NOW IT'S MY TURN!
THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS... I OFCOZ MEAN
LIEVESTUORE (LIVINGSTONE). NO GOOD GIRLS
AND NO GOOD WALLS TO DRAW GRAFFITIES TO.
ONLY COOL BOOZE, UNFORTUNATELY THE COOL
BOOZESHOP IS SO FAR AWAY.
BEER IS THE ONLY DRINK AVAILABLE!
ENERGY : SLIDER
YABBA BOY! YA DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH BOARDS
IN YOUR GROUP OR WHAT? WELL, ANYWAY, I'M
WAITING FOR YAR SENDING!!
FREELANCE : DROID
YOHOO AFRICA PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY DROID OF
FREELANCE! YO, ANYTHING NEW IN THERE?
HOPE THE GOD'S GIVING YA GOOD WEATHERS!
HYPNOTIC : MASSIVE
YO BOY! THANX 4 CONTACTING ME!
ALSO THANX 4 ALL THOSE GREAT STUFFS!
WELL, HOPE YA LIKE THIS MESSYBOX, I MEAN
THIS WHATTA YA'RE READING!
C YA OR HEAR YA SOON!
MAJIC 12 : GENERAL TWINING
HOWDY! SO, DONE ANY BOOZING LATELY?
HOPE... YES!
WELL, THANX FOR SENDING THAT COOL
TOP SECRET-MAG THAT YA ARE DOING!
KEEP UP THE FAB WORK AND ESPECIALLY LONG
LETTERS!
HOPE YA ENJOYED OUR NEW DOSMENU!
ANY NEW GIRLFRIENDS AROUND WITH THEIR
NICE PUSSYS?
MEGA-POWERS : SLASH
YO CRASH! SO, ANY KIWI'S AROUND?
AND IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITIES THAT YA
SEND A LONG LETTER INSTEAD OF A STANDARD
LETTER?
NETWORK : YOGHURT
YAHHAAHAHAHAAAA! MY VERY BEST REGARDS
AND GREETINGS TO YA MATE! THANX FOR ALL
THOSE KEWL LETTERS WHICH YA HAVE WRITTEN
TO ME! GOOD LUCK TO YA IN NETWORK IN THE
FUTURE AND REMEMBER: NO LOSERS AROUND!
SIGNED, YOURS FAITHFULLY...
DESHAY OF EXTREME!
PANIC : JUGGER
HEY HAMJUGGER! SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY
WITH THE XXX-RATED FILM, BUT MY OTHER
VIDEOS ARE IN MILLIONS OF PIECES ALL
AROUND AT THE FLOOR!
I PROMISE, THAT YOU'LL GET YER FILM BACK
(MAYBE IN THE NEXT X-MAS AS A SUPRISE
PRESENT...)!
REMEMBER: BEER RULEZ. XPECIALLY KARJALA!
(LAPINKULTA IS FAR MORE BETTER! -PHAZER)
PANIC : SCOTT
YOHOO MAN! THANX FOR CONTACTING ME DUDE!
BTW, I'VE SEEN YAR PICTURE IN SUM FUCKEN
SLIDESHOW...
PIRATES : WILDCAT
YO MATE... THANX FOR SENDING ME ALL THEM
NICE GAMES! DO THAT IN THE FUTURE, TOO!
QUASAR : CLAWBOY
HOWDY BOY, SO JETSET BELGIUM IS DEAD??
WELL, THERE WAS NO GOOD PRODUCTIONS FROM
IT ANYWAY! GOOD LUCK IN QUASAR!!!
REBELS : OMEGA
YO AMIGO! THANX FOR ALL THOSE VERY NICE
LETTERS. AND THANX FOR THE INFO ABOUT
TIP/PHENOMENA! A WEIRDO, MAYBE?
REMEMBER THE NOBRAIN?
SEND A PACKAGE AND YA'LL GET OUR FIRST
SINGLE (MAXIVERSION). SOMEDAY I SHALL
ALSO CALL YA! WAIT FOR IT!
SCOOPEX : TMB
YO PIZZABOY. HOW'S LIFE IN AUSTRIA?
STILL COOPERATING WITH REEBOK OF TRSI?
GIVE MY BEST REGARDS TO HIM!
KEEP UP YER COOL WORK AT YOUR PACKS AND
SENDINGS. SO, C YA!
SCOOPEX : FALCON
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED (AGAIN).
SO, YOU'RE BACK IN THE SCENE??
COOL, THAT YA'VE FOUND A GOOD GROUP TO
JOIN INTO! ANYWAY, TRY TO KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK PAL!
SHARKS : TRAX
YEP, CANNOT THINK ANYTHING REASONABLE TO
WRITE 2 YA, JUST GREETINGS AND GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR GROUP AND YOUR GIRLS.....
SHINING 8 : STEFF
GOOD THAT YOU'VE NOW ENTERED THE UTTERLY
MARVELOUS SCENE OF THE AMIGA!
GOOD LUCK TO YA IN THE SCENE....
SPIRIT : LANDO
HEY LOVE! SO, HAVE YA SENT ME YOUR GREAT
BLUEBOXES?? HOPE TO GET 'EM SOON!
AND FOR THAT, THE ULTIMATUM MAILMAN WILL
DELIVER TO YA A BOTTLE OF SOME COOL
FINLANDIA WODKA, SO CHECK OUT YOUR MAIL!
SPECIAL THANX FOR ALWAYS COOL CALLS.
AND HEY, HOW'S THE LAME MACINTOSH GUY
SURVIVING IN THE SWEDISH JUNGLES?
IF YA TORTURE HIM, TORTURE HIM WITH
PLEASURE!
OKAY, HAVE FUN AT SCHOOL !!!!
SPIRIT : MIGHTYMUZ
HEY DICKSNAT! BEEN SKATEBOARDING LATELY?
THANX FOR ALL THOSE NICE PHONECALLS.
AND IF YA LIKE TO HAVE SOME VERY NICE
PHONESEX, TRY TO DIAL THIS PHONENUMBER:
+358 41 864 445 AND TRY TO REACH A COOL
GIRL CALLED PAIVI!
ANY COOL STEALINGS LATELY?
WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, BECAUSE
ONCE UPON A TIME I USED TO GET CAUGHT
FOR STEALING SOMETHING AND I'VE BEEN
DOING SOME GRAFFITIES (POLICE DOESN'T
FANCY MY ARTWORK!), SO I THINK THAT I'M
THE POLICE'S REAL PAIN IN THE ARSE IN
LIEVESTUORE. NOWADAYS THE FINNISH POLICE
WATCHES EVERY MOVE I MAKE...
THAT'S BAD, BUT WHO CARES?
C YA SOON....
STATIC BYTES : BUCK
YOHOOO BOY! I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR LETTERS
FOR A WHILE, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
AND WHAT'S THE PROBLEM IN STATIC BYTES,
BCOZ I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY PRODS FROM STB
LATELY! ANYWAY, STAY COOL+RULE!
TECH : JOKER
YO, BATTYMAN IS COMING!!
WELL, NOT QUITE, ONLY DESHAY OF EXTREME
IS HERE WRITING SOME BULLSHIT TO YA...
SO, HOW'S THE LIFE IN GERMANY, STILL
RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE?
DO NOT FEAR, THEY CAN ONLY GET YA ONCE!!
THE SECT : HEINEKEN
YEP, THANX FOR SENDING THOSE GAMES AND
PLEASE DO IT IN THE FUTURE, TOO!
I THINK IT'S YOUR TURN TO SEND ME SOME
GAMES, SO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
WIZZCAT : BRAINBUSTER
YOHOO FRIEND! ANY NEW COOL PRODUCTIONS
COMING SOON FROM WIZZCAT NORWAY?
HOPE SO! I'LL BE WAITING FOR'EM!!
THAT WAS ALL FOR THESE MESS'S...
--- MESSAGES WRITTEN BY DESHAY ---
------ IN THE LORDS YEAR-91 ------
HERE IS BOOTLEGGER WRITING SOME MESSYS
TO MY CONTACTS! HERE THEY COME:
ACCURACY : DR.SCULPT
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME AND SORRY FOR
MY LATE ANSWER, BUT I HAD MANY OTHER
THINGS TO DO BEFORE THAT! DONT SEND ANY
5.25 INCH DISKS TO ME, BCOS I CAN'T USE
THEM! SEND ONLY 'USUAL' DISKS, PLEASE!
SEND SOON AND COOL...
AGONY : ECHO
THANX FOR YOUR PHONE CALLS!
KEEP ON RINGING, PAL!
ALPHA FLIGHT : MR.SPINHEAD
YOU ARE QUITE SLOW WITH YOUR SENDINGS
OR WHAT??? I AM WAITING FOR YOUR
SENDING...
AMAZE : ARCTICFOX
MORJENS KAMU!!! HOW'S LIFE GOING NOW?
IT'S BAD, THAT YOU STOPPED SWAPPING,
BUT I HOPE THAT WE CAN STILL CONTINUE
SENDING SOME COOL, LONG LETTERS TO
EACH OTHER! WRITE SOON, IF YOU WANT TO..
AMAZE : BREEZE
HI! YOU'RE A REALLY COOL CODER, I THINK!
I AM WAITING FOR YOUR FIRST BIG DEMO...
I ENJOYED YOUR LAST COLLECTION.
COOL LOADER!!!
AMEGA : HEAVY METAL
PLEASE! IF YOU WANT, THAT I USE YOUR
A-PLAY IN MY MUSICPACKS, YOU SHOULD
SEND IT TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
AND IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH, I'LL USE IT
FOR A LONGER TIME!
ANYWAY, THANX FOR YOUR COOL SENDINGS AND
YOUR 15 LINES LONG LETTERS...
AMONIA : TOUGH ONE
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME AND ALSO THANX
FOR YOUR COOL STUFF AND FOR YOUR LONG
LETTER! SEND SOON AND BE COOL...
ANARCHY : LAIZ
HI MAN! YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN A LITTLE BIT
LAZY OR WHAT??? I HAVEN'T GOT A SENDING
FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME! I HOPE THAT
YOU ARE SENDING ME A PACKAGE IN THE
NEAR FUTURE...
ARISE : VODKA
DSAGFL! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING VODKA OR
WHY YOU ARE LITTLE BIT STRANGE SOMETIMES?
HEHEE! JUST JOKING!
SENDAILE SOON JA KOOL...
AWESOME : SCOTT
HELLO MY FRIEND!!! THANX FOR YOUR
ALWAYS REALLY LOOONG LETTERS AND FOR
YOUR COOL STUFF! THANX ALSO FOR YOUR
SURPRISES... HOPE YOU LIKED MINE!
BASTARDS : THE MAD THING
THANX FOR YOUR COOL LETTERS AND FOR
YOUR COOL PACKS! THE ONLY BAD THING
IN YOUR PACKS IS, THAT YOU HAVE TO
WAIT SO LONG BEFORE THE MAIN MENU...
ANYWAY, SEND SOON AND AS COOL AS
ALWAYS!
BYTERAPERS INC. : GRENDEL
HELLO MY FRIEND! IT WAS NICE TO SEE
YOU AT THE PARTY... I THINK, THAT YOU
JUST DIDN'T KNOW, THAT I WAS THERE!
YOUR WATERGUN WAS REALLY COOL! QUITE
POWERFUL MACHINE... KEEP ON SENDING AND
BE COOOOL!!!
BYTERAPERS INC. : JUDGE
IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!
NOW I EVEN KNOW, THAT YOU ARE ALIVE,
BCOS I HAVE NOT SEEN SENDINGS FROM
YOU FOR A MAYBE HALF A YEAR! IT WOULD
BE GREAT, IF YOU COULD WRITE TO ME...
CHROME : CRUNCHER
HI! DO YOU KNOW YET, THAT CASANOVA IS
NOW IN EXTREME? YEAH! TELL SOME COOL
REGARDS FROM ME TO HIM, IF YOU SEE HIM!
THANX FOR YOU STUFF AND FOR YOUR
LETTERS... SEE YOU IN HELL! HEHEE...
COMA : SLEAZE
THANX FOR YOUR PICTURE AND FOR YOUR
LETTER! YOUR STUFF WAS A LITTLE BIT OLD
LAST TIME, BUT I DON'T CARE...
HOPE YOU LIKE THE PICTURE OF ME!!!
CRIME : FESTER
JAPADAPADUU........???
DECEPT : WORM
HELLO MAN? I AM WAITING FOR THE COMING
PRODUCTIONS FROM YOUR TEAM...I HAVEN'T
SEEN ANYTHING FROM YOU YET! ANYWAY,
I'VE TO SAY THANX FOR YOUR SENDINGS,
YOUR LETTERS AND OFCOZ FOR EVERYTHING
ELSE! GOOD LUCK, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!
DICTATORS : THE JOKER
TSUPPA DUPPA DUU! THANX FOR YOUR COOL
PACKS... THERE IS JUST ONLY BAD THING
ABOUT THEM. YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR
GREETINGSLIST A BIT, BCOS WE ARE NOT
EUPHORIA ANYMORE! WE ARE NOW CALLED
EXTREME!!! PLEASE, CORRECT THAT LITTLE
THING, AND EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT
AGAIN! SEND SOON...
D-MOB SF : DR.VENKMAN
JEP! NO EI OO SUSTAKAA KUULUNNU OIKEE
MITAA PITKII AIKOIHIN! TOIVOTTAVASTI
SOITAT TAI KIRJOITTELET MULLE JOSKUS..
JOS OOT KADOTTANNU MUN OSOTTEEN, NIIN
SE ON NYT SITTE TASSA MESSYBOKSISSA!
ECSTASY : BILBO
I HAVEN'T HEARD NOTHING FROM YOU ALSO!
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??? HOPE YOU ARE,
BCOS YOU HAVE TWO OF MY DISKS! SEND
MY DISKS BACK SOON...
ECSTASY : JASON
HELLOWEEN! IS THE WHOLE ECSTASY DEAD,
BCOS BOTH MY CONTACTS IN THE ECSTASY
DON'T SEND ANYTHING AT ALL? WHAT IS
WRONG?! I THINK THAT MY STUFF ISN'T
THE REASON. AM I RIGHT??? I AM WAITING
FOR A SENDING FROM YOU TOO...
ENERGY : JASON
IT WAS SAD, THAT YOU DECIDED TO STOP
SWAPPING! WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES, I
THINK! ANYWAY, MANY, MANY GREETINGS
TO YOU AND ALL THE GOOD IN THE FUTURE!
ENERGY : MALCOM
KRAAAKS! THANX FOR YOUR COOL OWN MADE
SENDINGS AND FOR YOUR COOL LETTERS.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE
ALREADY! SEND SOON AND COOL...
EQUINOX : KEFEUS
HELLO DUDE! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
SPECIAL TO SAY TO YOU! KEEP ON SENDING..
EXTREME : CASANOVA
HI! WELCOME TO EXTREME! I HOPE, THAT
YOU GET YOUR BOARD RUNNING AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE. SEND AS GOOD AS LAST TIME
AND WRITE SOMETHING ELSE THAN THE USUAL
THINGS...
EXTREME : JOSHUA
PLEASE TELL, WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO
YOU NEED? I DON'T KNOW, WHAT I
SHOULD SEND TO YOU!
ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK IN THE COLLEGE!!!
EXTREME : MAC
YEAH!!! IT WAS REALLY NICE, THAT YOU
WERE THE 3RD IN THE MUSIC COMPETITION.
IT WAS ALSO NICE TO SEE YOU AT LAST...
EXTREME : PHAZER
IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AT LAST! SORRY
FOR MY FEW CALLS, BUT I HAVE LOT OF
THINGS TO DO, YOU KNOW... I WILL TRY
TO CALL YOU REALLY SOON!
EXTREME : VOYAGER
THIS MESSAGEBOX IS REALLY COOL! I AM
WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT PRODUCTION...
ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BUY THAT 105MB
HARD-DISK? IT WOULD BE GREAT INSTEAD OF
YOUR 20MB!
FRACTION : MIKE
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME AND ALSO THANX
FOR YOUR COOL OWN MADE SLIDESHOW! THAT
WAS REALLY SOMETHING TO LOOK AT...
I'M WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE!
FRANTIC SF : HYDRO
HELLO! THANX FOR YOUR COOL PACKS! I AM
WAITING FOR YOUR SENDINGS...
GRACE : DR.COOL
JEP! NYT KUULE KAVI SILLEE, ETTA ET
OO ENAA MUN KONTAKTI! SENDAILIT MULLE
VAAN MUN OMIA PAKKEJA TAKASI EIKA SE
OLLU KAUHEEN MIELENKIINTOISTA... KAIKKEE
HYVAA SULLE JATKOSSA!
GRACE : GIZMO
SO, YOU DECIDED TO CHANGE YOUR GROUP
AND YOUR NAME AT ONCE? YOUR NAME IS NOW
MUCH BETTER, I THINK! SEND SOON...
IRIS : ROBOCOP
THANX FOR YOUR SENDINGS! I AM COPYING
THAT CASSETTE TO YOU RIGHT NOW AND
IT IS COMING REALLY SOON...
LEGACY : GLIDE
HELLO MUSICIAN! WHERE IS THE SENDING?
HAS THE POST THROWN IT TO TRASHCAN OR
WHAT? YA ARE A COOL MUSICIAN, BUT A LAZY
SWAPPER! ANYWAY, THANX FOR YOUR LONG
LETTERS AND FOR THE COOL STUFF...
LEGACY : PEDRO
HI! IS THE POST TO AUSTRALIA SO SLOW,
THAT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MANY MONTHS AND
I DON'T GET ANYTHING FROM YA AT ALL?!?
HOPE YOU SEND SOMETHING REALLY SOON AND
SEND MY DISX BACK!!!
LEGEND : MR.IRQ
IT SEEMS TO BE, THAT ALL MY CONTACTS
ARE A LITTLE BIT LAZY IN THE SUMMERTIME.
ABOUT 40 PERCENT OF MY CONTACTS HAVEN'T
SENT ANYTHING FOR A LOONG TIME! HOPE
YOU HAVE RESTED ENOUGH AND YOU CAN SEND
SOMETHING AGAIN...
LETHAL INFERNO : SLAUGHTER
HELLO LARS!!! THANX FOR YOUR ALWAYS
QUITE COOL SENDINGS! I AM WAITING FOR
THE NEXT ONE...
MICROWAVE : RAD
I THINK, THAT YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR
TEAM TO SOME OTHER, BCOS MICROWAVE
IS QUITE HISTORY BY NOW!
I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BAD BY THAT, I
JUST SAY MY OPINION ABOUT THAT...
YOUR STUFF IS SOMETIMES QUITE COOL AND
SOMETIMES JUST PURE SHIT (?? -PHAZER)!
HOPE YOU'LL SEND ONLY COOL ENOUGH STUFF
TO ME IN THE FUTURE. GREETZ TO YOU, MY
OLD CONTACT...
NETWORK : YOGHURT
JIPIAJEE! HELLO OLD FRIEND! IS YOUR
SENDING A LITTLE BIT LATE, MAYBE?
ANYWAY, SEND SOON...
PS. DO YOU LIKE YOGHURT? STRANGE NAME...
NIKKI CORRUPTIONS : ROCKET
THANX FOR YOUR REALLY COOOL LETTERS
AND FOR THE GREETINGS IN YOUR PACKS!
CALL ME SOMETIME, IF POSSIBLE...
NORTHSTAR : ROCKSTAR
HI DUDE! THANX FOR YOUR SENDINGS AND FOR
YOUR COOL LETTERS. HOPE YOU LIKED MINE!!
YOUR ADDRESS IS QUITE HARD TO WRITE TO
THE ENVELOPE, BCOS IT'S QUITE LONG...
OMEGA : NORSMAN
THANX FOR YOUR ALWAYS COOL SENDINGS
AND FOR YOUR LETTERS!
I'M GLAD THAT YOU LIKE OUR NEW LOADER.
YOUR LOADER IS REALLY COOL, TOO...
SEND YOUR GREAT DEMOS AND INTROS SOON!
PALACE : BIT
YOU HAVE BEEN A BIT LAZY WITH SENDING
STUFF TO ME! WHY? I HAVE SEEN SOME OF
YOUR COLLECTIONS, BUT THAT'S IT!
HOPE YOU SEND SOMETHING, BEFORE I DIE...
PARAGON : SUICIDE
WAKE UP MAN! IT'S AGAIN TIME TO SEND
SOMETHING TO ME...
PARAMOUNT : MEGAXIL
COCA COLA RULEZ! SO, YOU HAVE NOW JOINED
TO PARAMOUNT?
THANX FOR YOUR COOL SENDINGS, BUT YOUR
LETTERS ARE QUITE SHORT...
IT WOULD BE NICE, IF YOU COULD WRITE
LITTLE BIT LONGER ONES!
PHENOMENA : TIP
THANX FOR YOUR COOL LETTERS AND FOR
YOUR COOL STUFF! GOOD LUCK IN MANIACS
OF NOISE AND I HOPE THAT I GET A COOL
SENDING FROM YOU SOON...
RAF - SPREADPOINT : UNDERGROUND
NO SENDINGS FROM YOU FOR A WHILE! WHAT
IS WRONG? DID YOU GET MY LAST SENDING
AT ALL? I HOPE YOU DID, BCOS THERE WAS
QUITE MANY DISKS IN IT!
HOPE I HEAR SOMETHING FROM YOU SOON...
RAMJAM : THE BARBER
SO, YOU ARE NOW IN RAMJAM? I WISH ALL
THE GOOD FOR YOUR NEW GROUP AND I AM
WAITING FOR THE MUSICDISKS TO COME...
SCRAPERS : GWAIHIR
NO EI OO SUSTAKAA KUULUNNU MITAA!
ONKOS KESAVASYMYS ISKENNY KAIKKII
SWAPPEREIHIN, KU KAIKKI TUNTUU OLEVAN
LAISKOJA NAIN KESAISIN!
NO, TOIVOTTAVASTI SUSTA EES KUULUU
JOTAKI PIAKKOIN...
SHINING 8 : GHOSTRIDER
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME AND ALSO THANX
FOR YOUR FIRST DEMO! THAT WAS REALLY
COOL TO BE THE FIRST DEMO...
SEND SOON AND COOL!
SHOCKWAVE : MR.NONE
YOUR STUFF IN YOUR LAST SENDING WAS
A LITTLE BIT OLD! I HOPE THAT YOU SEND
SOMETHING BETTER NEXT TIME...
OTHERWISE, YOU'RE QUITE A GOOD CONTACT,
SO DON'T SPOIL IT BY SENDING OLD STUFF!
SOCIETY : AL
SORRY FOR MY REALLY LOOOONG DELAY, BUT
I LOST YOUR ADDRESS! LUCKILY YOU SENT
IT TO ME IN YOUR LITTLE REMINDING
LETTER AND NOW I HAVE IT AGAIN.
BTW, HOPE YOU LIKE THIS MESSAGEBOX...
SQUADRON : DR.PEPPER
HI MATE! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SOME
DR.PEPPER? IT TASTES LIKE OLD PISS!
YACK (I AGREE! -PHAZER)! SEND SOON!
STATIC BYTES : HAWKEYE
HELLO FRIEND! THANX FOR YOUR REALLY COOL
LETTER AND FOR YOUR STUFF.
ALL THE GOOD FOR YA IN YOUR NEW GROUP!!!
STRANGERS : CEEL
SO, YOU JOINED TO THE STRANGERS?
GOOD LUCK IN THERE!
THANX FOR YOUR LETTERS, BUT YOUR STUFF
IS SOMETIMES A LITTLE BIT OLD...
STRANGERS : EXACT
ARE YOU STILL IN STRANGERS?
I'VE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR A WHILE, SO
I DON'T KNOW! WRITE SOON...
SYMBIOSIS : DARK KNIGHT
THANX FOR THE INTERVIEW, LOOONG LETTERS
AND FOR YOUR COOL STUFF!
SEND SOON AND COOL...
SYMBIOSIS : ZIG ZAG
THANX FOR YOUR ALWAYS COOL LETTERS
AND FOR YOUR COOL STUFF! ALSO THANX
FOR YOUR PICTURE...KEEP ON SENDING DUDE!
SYNTAX ERROR : SYACH
YEAH MAN! HOW'S LIFE NOW IN FRANCE???
THANX FOR ALWAYS LONG AND COOL LETTERS
AND FOR THE OWN MADE STUFF. I LIKE THAT!
SEND SOON...
TAURUS : DIZZE
HELLO MAN! YOU CONTACTED ME SOME MONTHS
AGO, AND I SENDED ANSWER BACK!
WHY DON'T YOU SEND SOMETHING TO ME!
DID YOU EVEN GET MY SENDING???
YOU SHOULD WRITE RIGHT AWAY TO ME!
MY ADDRESS IS SOMEWERE IN THIS DISK!
THUNDER KIDS : BOBCAT
YOUR GROUP NAME IS ALMOST THE SAME
THAN THUNDER CATS...
GREAT PLASTIC TOYS OR WHAT?
I JUST LOVE 'EM!
THUNDER CATS - AND THE POWER IS YOURS!!!
QUITE SILLY TEXT... EH?
ANYWAY, SORRY ABOUT MY DELAYS!
NEXT TIME I'LL BE FASTER, I PROMISE...
TWILIGHT : JAMES DEAN
MOI! MISSAS VIIPYY LAHETYKSES?
TOIVOTTAVASTI KUULUU SUSTA JOTAKI PIAN,
KOSKA SULLA ON VISSIIN PARI MUN DISKII,
VAI?..
TWILIGHT : SILENCE
THANX FOR CONTACTING ME! I'M WAITING FOR
YOUR FIRST REAL SENDING TO ME...
VANISH : FLASH
THANX FOR YOUR ALWAYS GOOD COLLECTIONS.
ALSO THANX FOR YOUR REALLY COOL LETTERS
AND FOR THE CANDYS! THEY WERE REALLY
GOOD TASTING!!! I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED
MY LAST SENDING...
VOGUE : DR.SATAN
THANX FOR YOUR COOL STUFF.
I LIKED YOUR PRODUCTIONS...
KEEP ON SENDING DUDE!
WIZZCAT : CATMAN
DID YOU SELL ANY OF YOUR GREAT STAMPERS?
I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THEM,
BUT I HOPED, THAT IF I BOUGHT ONE FROM
YA, YOU COULD SELL IT FOR A LITTLE BIT
LOWER PRICE. CALL SOON...
WIZZCAT : SHADOWCAT
THANX FOR YOUR COOL LETTERS AND FOR
YOUR REALLY COOL COLLECTIONS!
YOU'VE ALSO BEEN A LITTLE BIT LAZY, BUT
I HOPE THAT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARELY...
SEND SOON!
X-TRADE : MATRIX
SEND COOL STUFF AND A LONG LETTER TO ME
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
ZONE-7 : SLAGNOID
SEND SOME DISKS NEXT TIME, WHEN YOU
TRY TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE!
ZYLON - ALPHA FLIGHT : ICEMAN
YOU WERE A REALLY GOOD CONTACT, BUT THEN
I DIDN'T GET A SENDING FROM YOU AT ALL.
NOW I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOME MONTHS
AND I WILL DROP YOU FROM MY GREEZSLIST,
IF YOU DON'T RECONTACT ME SOON!
??? : GLOBE
HI! DO YOU GET ANY SENDINGS IN A YEAR?
I HOPE THAT YOU COULD SEND SOME STUFF
TO YOUR CONTACTS REALLY SOON!
VISIT ME SOON, BUT REMEMBER TO CALL
BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!!
??? : MARINE
SO, HELL IS DEAD FOR EVER? GOOD...
IT WASN'T A SO GOOD TEAM AT ALL ANYWAY!
HOPE YOU SEND SOME COOL STUFF SOON AND
TRY TO LOOK FOR A GROUP TO JOIN...
??? : SLAINE
THANX FOR YOUR COOL LETTERS!
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NOW I HAVE RAN OUT OF MESSAGES! HUH!!!
I HOPE THAT I HAVE REMEMBERED TO SEND
A SOMEKIND OF A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY
CONTACTS, BUT IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE!
THIS TEXT IS ALMOST 15 KB LONG ALREADY,
SO I HAVE TO STOP WRITING BEFORE THE
FUCKING MEMORY ENDS!
IF SOMEONE NEEDS A COOL CONTACT,
WHO WILL WRITE LONG LETTERS AND SEND OWN
MADE PACKS, WRITE TO ME QUICKER THAN
LIGHT (MAYBE DIFFICULT?).
MY ADDRESS IS IN THE ADDRESSES-SECTION!
LITTLE MESSAGE TO ALL EXTREME MEMBERS
WOLDWIDE...
KEEP COOL!
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BYE FROM BOOTLEGGER OF EXTREME