JUPULIS JUPULIS! AFTER 5 BOTTLES OF BEER AND ONE KOSKENKORVA I SEE HOW WONDERFUL THIS WORLD IS! EXOTIC MEN ARE BOOZING HERE IN PROFEX MEETING! THIS INTRO TAKES ABOUT 400KB OF MEMORY! I THING THAT'S SOMEKINDA RECORD! NOW LET THE BULLSHIT BEGIN!!! HERE ARE ED-209 ON THE KEYS! I SEE TWO MONITORS INSTEAD OF ONE! THERE MIGHT BE SOME BIG SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS TEXT, BUT BY BRAINS ARE DAMAGED! (AS ALWAYS!) I, DEVIL, COLTRAIN OF PROFEX AND SKUNK ARE DRUNK! ARE WE? YEZ, OFCOURSE MY HORSE! VITTU, THIS IS THE BEST MEETING EVER HELD IN FINLAND! !PROFEX!, WE LOVE YOU! AND YOU HAVE SO TIGHT ARSES! ARE WE GAYS? NO!!!! COLTRAIN OF PROFEX IS TRYING TO KILL ME, KILL ME COZ I WON'T LET HIM TO TYPE KEYS! ¿ **** YES WE ARE HAVING AN GOOD TIME WITH LIGHT BEER III OR ACTUALLY WE HAD BCOZ WE HAVE DRUNKEN IT ALREADY YES OH SO DEVIL IS IN PROBLEM AT WC BCOZ HE IS STUCK IN THERE?? OH YES IN HERE THERE IS ABOUT 12 AMIGAS AND 30 GUYS !!! ITS SOME KIND GREATE OR WHAT? YES I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YO PUSSY (XAVIOUR&GREMLIN) AND ALL OTHER GUYS I THINK THAT YOU BE IN HERE THE FEELINGS IN HERE IS IN TOP ON THE ROOF AND WE ARE HAVING AN GOOD TIME THERE IS SOME OTHER MEETING INTROS TOO!!! AND SOON THERE IS SOME KIND OF CODING COMPETITION TO CODERS!!!!! YES ITS ABSOLUTLY AN GOOD MEETING AND I THINK THAT THE EXOTIC MEN ARE NOT SO LAMERS WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS!!! BCOZ THEY DID BUY THE BEER 4 ME TOO!!! I THINK THAT THEY ARE VERY GOOD & COOL GUYS!!! I MEAN THAT THE DEMOES QUALITY IS NOT SO GOOD BUT THE QUALITY IN THESE GUYS IS COOOOOOL!!! SO THANX 4 THE /TOILET PAPER/ (PAPER MAG) I THINK THAT IT IS GOOD AND MEZZY TO ZOOLOOK/ARTEMIS !!! IF YOU READ THIS YOUR GONNA SOON SEE THAT I GONNA CONTACT YO 3RD TIME AND NOW YOU WILL ANSWER!!!!! NOW I THINK TO STOP THIS TYPING AND GO TO SMOKE!!!!! BLAAH.... I, DEVIL, SKUNK, COLTRAIN AND QINKY/PROFEX JUST CAME... ONE FUCKING MAN JUST CAME WHEN WE WERE BOOZING! ALL OTHERS BUT DEVIL ESCAPED AND THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE STARTED TO ASK SOME STUPID QUESTIONS FROM DEVIL. GOOD LUCK THAT DEVIL ESCAPED ALIVE! ALL OTHER GUYS MADE BLOODY FUCKING RUN... FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! HERE IS ED-209 ON THE KEYS! I REALLY HATE STUPID ASSHOLES LIKE THAT BLOODY FUCKING ASSHOLE! ...ANYWAY, THIS IS STILL THE BEST BOOZE-PARTY IN FINLAND! AND NOW DEVIL WILL TAKE THE GAYBOARD! ¿ OK, HERE'S NOW DEVIL TYPING SOME TEXTS... OK, THIS LITTLE,INTRO IS A BIT BUGGED, BUT YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU ARE A BIT TIRED YOU ARE NOT IN BESTMOOD FIXING BUGS OR WRITING TEXTS, SO I THINK I'M GONNA QUIT WRITINGTHIS TEXT... NEXT WRITER, PLEASE... ¿ SKUNKI KIRJOITTELEE JOTAIN PASKAA. OLEMME T##LL# PROFEKSIN OFEKSIN MEETINGEILL# JA OON TODELLA K#NNISS#! M# N##N VIIS MONITORIA YHDEN SIJASTA! VITTU! BAZGA! ///// LIGHT BEER RULEZ!///// MIKKO PELAA VIERESS# SUPER CARS II:STA! YEEE! ED-209 THE MEGARUNKKU ON THE KEYS! I AM STILL DRUNK! WE MUST GO AND DRINK OUR BEERS. WE HAVE STILL SOME BOTTLES... YEAH! WE WILL GO AND DRINK THEM ALL! WAIT A MINUTE... ¿ OK, NOW WE'RE BACK AND HAPPIER THAN BEFORE. BLAAH, I DON'T HAVE AN INSPIRATION TO WRITE ANYTHING. ..............COUPLE OF HOURS LATER..... ED-209 ON THE KEYS AFTER COUPLE BOTTLES. I'M NOT SO DRUNK... WE JUST SAW TWO SEXY GIRLS WHEN WE WERE DRINKING OUR BEERS! TOO BAD THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE SOME PUSSY... BTW, YOU !MUST! READ SCROLLER FROM PROFEX PARTY OR BOOZE DEMO. THERE IS SO FUCKING MUCH BULLSHIT FROM ALL GUYS IN THIS PARTY. DON'T MISS IT! I GO AND WATCH SOME MOVIES! BYEZ...! ¿ YEAAH ITS COLTRAIN/PROFEX WRAPPING SOME WORDS? I AM SO SLEEPY THAT I COULD SLEEP ON THE TABLE..... AAARGH THIS MEETING HAVE BEEN SO COOL BUT I AM SO SLEEPY THAT GONNA GO TO SLEEP ITS ABOUT 06.40 AM AAAAARGHHHH CUL8ER ALLIGATOR!!!!!!!! ....PLAAH... ED-209 TAPPING SOME FUCKEN SCROLLTEXT... I JUST SLEPT COUPLE OF HOURS, AND I HAVE SOMEKINDA HANGOVER... BRUARGH! DEVIL, SKUNK, COLTRAIN AND NEARLY THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS SLEEPING SWEET DREAMS... I MUST JOIN TO THEM!!! BYE! ß
...DON'T STOP AT THE TOP...
...FEEL THE POWER OF ABSOLUT VODKA
BEFORE YOU DROP...
(SORRY BRAINSTORM!)
!PRESS RIGHT MOOZE!
YES! YES! YOU ARE RIGHT!
WE ARE READY TO SUCK YOUR DICK!
/EXOTIC MEN/ (PULUNNUSSIJAT) IS BACK...
WITH THIS PRODUCTION CALLED:
<ABSOLUT VODKA, ABSOLUT HANGOVER>
!RIGHT MOOZE!
THIS DEMO IS HAZARDOUS FOR YOUR HEALTH!
DO !NOT! TAKE THAT SCROLLER AT THE
BOTTOM TOO SERIOUSLY. YOU NEVER KNOW
HOW STUPID YOU CAN BE WHEN YOU ARE
DRUNK AND BOOZING...
WE ARE SORRY (ARE WE? OFCOURSE NOT!)
QUICK CREDITS FOR THIS CRAP...
ALL CODING BY.............DEVIL (NAKKI)
ALL GRAPHICS BY.........ED-209 (JEHOVA)
MUSIC BY...............JOSEF (WATERMAN)
MORAL SUPPORT............SKUNK (SPURGU)
THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAS RELEASED
AT PROFEX BOOZE-MEETING ON 7.4.91
SPECIAL GREETINGS TO ALL MEMBERS OF
PROFEX FOR THIS ULTRA-COOL PARTY!
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!WE LOVE ALL OF YOU!
IF YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU
WANT TO CONTACT TO EXOTIC MEN, YOU CAN
WRITE TO FOLLOWING ASSHOLES...
(BUT REMEMBER INCLUDE SOME DISKS!)
FOR LONG LETTERS, BEER, CIGARETTES,
VHS AND LEGAL AMIGA STUFF:
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ED-209 OF EXOTIC MEN
TOMMI RINNE
KP 6
63300 ALAVUS
FINLAND PHONE: 358 (9)65 23575
FOR FAST'N'COOL AMIGA SWAPPING WITH
LEGAL STUFF:
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SMART MAN OF EXOTIC MEN
PL 14
70701 KUOPIO
FINLAND
FOR WEIRD LETTERS AND COOL LEGAL STUFF:
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DEATH OF EXOTIC MEN
VINKKELIKUJA 8
26660 RAUMA
FINLAND
PHONE: 358 (9)38 251 838-JUSSI
FOR COOL SWAPPING WITH AMIGA OR VHS:
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COBRA OF EXOTIC MEN
PIILIKUJA 11
60100 SEINAJOKI
FINLAND
PHONE: 358 (9)64 142 987-MIKA
!ATTENTION!
WE NEED SOME CODERS TO JOIN US!
SEND YOUR WORKS TO FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
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DEVIL OF EXOTIC MEN
MARKKU HUNNAKKO
63210 NIINIMAA
FINLAND PHONE: 358 (9)65 26635
MEMBERS OF EXOTIC MEN ARE AT THE MOMENT
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COBRA (SWAP&VHS)
DEATH (SWAP, GFX&PAPERMAG)
DEVIL (CODE&BOSS(?) + BOOOOOZE)
ED-209 (GFX, SWAP, VHS, BOOOOOOZE!)
JOSEF (MUSIC)
SMART MAN (SWAP) WICKED (MUSIC&GFX)
MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SOME FAST
-GREETINGS-
SO... EXOTIC MEN SENDS OUR SPECIAL
FARTS TO FOLLOWING GROUPS/DUDEZ:
(ABCDEFG-ORDER!)
SORRY IF YOU ARE MISSING, BUT LIST
IS INCOMPLETE!
ABSENCE < ACID < ACME < ADELAIDE
ADDONIC < ALBION < ALIVE < ANDI & JKPT
ANTHROX < ARENA < ARTEMIS < ARTIC TEAM
AWESOME < B.C.T. < BEYOND FORCE
BYTE BUSTERS < BYTERAPERS INC. < CAVE
CODEBUSTERS < COMA < COMPLEX < CONFLICT
CONTRAST < CYCRON < DARKSIDE
DIMENSION 4 < DOUBLE TROUBLE
END OF CENTURY 1999 < ELITE INC.
EUPHORIA < ECSTACY < FULCRUM
GEMINI 2028 < GENOCIDE < HUNTERS
IMAGE < IMP-666 < INTUITION < IRIS
JAMMAS < LOCTITE < MAGIC BRAIN
MAJIC 12 < MANOWAR < MASQUERADE
MEAN MACHINE < MIDNIGHTSUN < MIRANDA
NATO < NEXT < NIKKI CORRUPTIONS
OFFWORLD < PUSSY SF & BELGIUM
PERFECT ILLUSION < PRIME < PROFEX
T.D.C./R.A.F. < REAKTOR < SCRAPERS
SHOCKWAVE < SILENTS < SONIC < TFB
THALYSIS < THE SEVENTH SIGN < TIME WARP
TOXIC TRACK < TRINOMIC < UNDERWORLD
VEGA < VENTURE < WIZZCAT NORWAY
ZENITH < ZEUS
...NOW IT'S TIME FOR NICE POEM!
M# TAPASIN KADULLA DEVILIN
SEN KANSSA V#H#N CHATTAILIN
SIT PERSEESEEN SIT# POTKAISIN
JA UUSIMMAT STUFFINI SINNE TUNGIN
!HOW NICE IT WAS!
(C)OPYRIGHT 1991 BY ED-209
REMEMBER TO CHECK OUT OUR GREAT
PAPER-MAG CALLED:
/TOILET PAPER/
TAKE CONTACT TO DEATH OR ED-209 TO GET
THE LATEST ISSUE OF IT!
...RESTARTING...