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HERE WE GO AGAIN! EXILE IS BACK WITH A PARTYINTRO RELEASED AT THE
CRUSADERS-DEADLINE PARTY IN LILLESTROM 14-19 APRIL 1992! IN FRONT OF THE
KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW IS SWITCH,THE CODER HIMSELF. THE OTHER DAY ONE OF THE
LOCAL LAMERS WISITED ME. HE WANTED A COPY OF A VIRUSKILLER. DO YOU KNOW
WHY? HE SAID HE HAD GOT THE GURU MEDITATION VIRUS! A FEW DAYS LATER ANOTHER
ONE OF THE LOCAL ZEROS CAME TO ME TO BORROW SOME GAMES. I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T
WANT TO LEND HIM A SINGLE DISK. WHEN HE ASKED WHY,I ANSWERED THAT I DIDN'T
WANT MY DISKS TO GET INFECTED BY VIRUSES. GUESS WHAT HE ANSWERED... HE SAID
THAT HE DIDN'T GET ANY VIRUSES 'CAUSE HE KEPT HIS DISKS IN A CLOSED
DISKBOX. DOING THAT,THE VIRUSES COULDN'T SNEAK ONTO HIS DISKS! AND THE
WORST THING IS THAT BOTH THESE STORIES ARE TRUE! THE LAMERS ARE A RASE THAT
INCREASES WITH AN INCREDIBLE SPEED! NO-STOP THIS! EVEN THOUGH THESE STORIES
ARE TRUE,WE'VE ALL BEEN ZEROES ON THE AMIGA OURSELVES-EVEN I'VE BEEN THAT.
TO WRITE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,HERE COMES EXILE'S ADDRESS........
SWITCH OF EXILE DRAMMENSVEIEN 5 N-1800 ASKIM
NORWAY! THAT'S IT. IF YOU WANT THE ADDRESS AGAIN,LOOK IN THE SCROLLER IN
THE NEXT PART. WELL,I'M REALLY IMPRESSED THAT SOMEONE WOULD READ SO MUCH OF
THIS SCROLLER. I GOT A HEADACHE AFTER ONLY TWO OR THREE SENTENCES. OF
COURSE IT COULD BE BECAUSE THE CLOCK WAS THREE IN THE MORNING AND THAT I
HAD WORKED IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER 16 HOURS A DAY 4 DAYS IN A ROW,BUT I
THINK IT WAS BECAUSE THIS SCROLLER HAS GOT SO FUCKIN' SHARP COLORS AND
CONTRASTS. ANYWAY,I DON'T THINK ANYONE READS THIS SCROLLER ANYMORE,SO LET'S
WRAP IT NOW....
HUBBA,HUBBA!!! WELCOME TO EXILE'S PARTYINTRO!!\P THIS INTRO WAS RELEASED
AT THE CRUSADERS AND DEADLINE PARTY IN LILLESTROM 15.04. - 19.04.1992!!
AND NOW SOMETHING QUITE
DIFFERENT,SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE..... THE CREDITS FOR THIS
INTRO! CODING BY SWITCH \PMSX BY SYSTEMATIQUE\PMOST GRAPHICS BY RAD\P
BIG LOGO BY THE EDGE\P FACES BY SWITCH! \P AND THE PHREAK AT THE KEYS
NOW IS <SWITCH> \P
(IF YOU READ THE CREDITS,SOMETHING THAT I NEVER DO,YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED
THAT I'M THE CODER OF THIS INTRO. THIS INTRO WAS NEVER GOING TO BE
RELEASED OR MADE AT ALL. I HAD JUST FINISHED TRAIN'O'MATIC (CHECK IT OUT!)
WHEN I HAD A COUPLE OF DAYS LEFT BEFORE THE PARTY. I'M NOT GOING THERE
MYSELF,SO TO ALL OF YOU IN LILLESTROM READING THIS TEXT NOW: HAVE FUN
DUDES!! \P ANYWAY,THE "UTILITY" HAD TO BE FINISHED BEFORE THE OTHER
EXILE-GUYS LEFT FOR LILLESTROM,AND AFTER CODING TRAIN'O'MATIC I WANTED TO
MAKE SOMETHING ELSE,AND HERE IS THE RESULT! NO AMAZING CODING, NO SPECIAL
EFFECTS, NO NOTHING - SIMPLY FUN! I'VE USED 2 DAYS TO CODE THIS ENTIRE
INTRO,INCLUDING ALL ROUTINES,SO IF YOU FIND A BUG - I DON'T CARE!! \P
WELL,LET'S CONTINUE WITH SOMETHING ELSE... IF ANYONE BY ANY REASON WANTS
TO CONTACT EXILE (ANYONE BUT MUSICIANS) ,THEN WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS :
SWITCH OF EXILE! \P DRAMMENSVN 5 \P N-1800 ASKIM \P NORWAY
(!!?!?) \P OR IF YOU WANT A CHAT WITH ME (SWITCH),CALL FROM NORWAY:
09- 88 49 59 \P (ASK FOR RUNAR!) I AM MOSTLY INTERESTED IN CODING,SO
DON'T CALL ME TO TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR NEWEST GAMES! FUCK! THE
CYGNUS-ED-SCREEN MAKES ME SO TIRED! I'LL CONTINUE WITH A GREET TO
SKYWALKER OF AN UNKNOWN GROUP,ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE LIVES IN KOLBU,NORWAY.
ANYWAY,HERE GOES (IN NORWEGIAN): HI,OCH! HAR DU SLUTTET MED AMIGA'N, ELLER
"LEVER" DU FORTSATT? FORRIGE GANG JEG SNAKKET MED DEG HADDE DU PROBLEMER
MED MASKINEN,JEG TROR DET VAR NOE MED DRIVEN...? HVIS DU HOLDER PAA
FORTSATT - KONTAKT MEG GJERNE! THAT'S IT. (MINDBLASTER OF
NORTHSTAR,WIZZCAT OR SOMETHING - IF YOU READ THIS,THEN SHOW THIS DEMO TO
SKYWALKER!) I'LL LET SOMEONE ELSE WRITE SOMETHING NOW,AND PERHAPS I'LL
COME BACK LATER....
AND NOW IT IS RAD'S TURN TO WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING. A FLYING HELLO
GOES TO CURVE OF ESTHETICS \P(HOPE I SPELLED IT RIGHT) WHO IS PRESENT TODAY
AT THIS PARTY. THAT'S ALL FOLKS....
HERE COMES AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR CROWN OF TDD \P FROM A FRIEND UP HERE
IN NORWAY.... HI THIS IS THRASH OF EXILE! \P AT THE KEYS. I GUESS YOU
HAVE WAITED FOR MY PACKAGE - HERE IT COMES. GIFTS AS ALWAYS. SPEAKING OF
GIFTS - YOURS WHERE JUST GREAT (ESPESCIALLY THINKING OF THE PICTURES)!
NOW SOMETHING TOO BAD - I HAVE NO AMIGA ANYMORE. IT IS 110 PERCENT
DAMAGED. I MISS IT. NOW I AM WORKING ON THE PC. PRETTY COOL IN FACT BUT NOT
AS COOL AS THE SCENE ON THE AMIGA (MUCH MORE MODEM TRADING). IT IS THE MAIN
REASON WHY I HAVE NOT WRITTEN BACK EARLIER - I WILL GET SOME STUFF FOR YOU
HERE. ENJOY OUR INTRO AND THE TRAIN'O'MATIC UTILITY!!!!! SEE YA LATER DUDE!
ALSO HELLOS TO ALL OTHER FRIENDS AND OLD CONTACTS ON THE AMIGA.... THRASH
SIGNING OFF... THAT'S IT FROM SOME OF THE EXILE MEMBERS,AND THIS IS
SWITCH AGAIN! A MESSAGE TO SYSTEMATIQUE: HEI,VERNER! NAAR DU LESER DETTE
HAR JEG ANTAGELIGVIS ENDELIG SENDT DISKENE DINE! HAAPER DU LIKER INTROEN.
IKKE SAA VERST TIL AA VAERE CODET PAA TO DAGER? OG MODULEN DIN,
UNITY-FIELDS,PASSET PERFEKT! END OF MESSAGE. AS I'M WRITING
THIS,CYGNUSED SHOWS THAT THE TEXT NOW IS 3371 BYTES LONG. (AND NOW IT IS
EVEN LONGER!) I COULD HAVE WRITTEN MUCH MORE AND TOLD YOU WHAT I HAD FOR
BREAKFAST TODAY ETC. ETC.,BUT SINCE I HATE SILLY SCROLLTEXTS LIKE THAT (AND
PERHAPS LIKE THIS...?) ,I'LL END THIS TORTURE NOW. LET'S WRAP.... (BY
THE WAY,READ THE "UNREADABLE" SCROLLTEXT IF YOU CAN!) NOW,LET'S
WRAP.... OH NO! YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASY!
STILL PUNCHING AT THE KEYBOARD IS SWITCH, THE CODER! \P (GREAT EFFECT,
EH? I USED SEVERAL MINUTES TO CODE IT!) THE CLOCK IS NOW 22.12.25 AND THE
DATE 14.04.1992 AS I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST TODAY......
ONE CUP OF "GO' MORGEN" YOUGHURT AND A CUP OF MANGO-TEA! (OKAY,OKAY,I
CAN HEAR YOUR SCREAMS. I'LL STOP THAT BULLSHIT!) SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS:
IF YOU'RE STILL HERE THEN YOU MUST BE 1.JUST CRAZY TO CONTACT EXILE OR
2.TOO TIRED TO PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON OR 3.HELD IN PRISON IN A
SOUTH-AMERICAN COUNTRY AND TORTURED BY SHOWING YOU THIS INTRO. IF YOUR
NUMBER IS 1,THEN QUIT THE INTRO,START IT AGAIN AND FIND OUR ADDRESS EARLIER
IN THIS TEXT. IF 2 IS YOUR NUMBER,THEN WAKE UP!
(BEER,PIZZA,BEER,PIZZA,BEER,PIZZA! AWAKE??? THEN PRESS THE LEFT ONE TO
QUIT!) IF YOUR NUMBER IS 3,THEN I'LL END YOUR SUFFERING BY TELLING YOU
SOMETHING THE NORWEGIAN MAGAZINE "SE OG HOR" WOULD HAVE GIVEN THOUSANDS OF
NORWEGIAN CROWNS TO GET..... (BY THE WAY - DID YOU NOTICE THAT EVEN THOUGH
I HAVEN'T GOT NORWEGIAN CHARACTERS,THE NAME OF THE MAGAZINE WAS JUST
PERFECT???) HERE'S THE INCREDIBLE,THE UNBELIEVEABLE,THE...... I WEAR
PINK UNDERWEAR WITH BLUE DINOSAURS AND GREEN WHALES! TO ALL OF YOU WHO
DIDN'T HAVE 3 AS YOUR NUMBER,I CAN TELL YOU THAT ALL THE NUMBER 3'S ARE
NOW DEAD. DEATH REASON: HEART ATTACK! I'VE NOW WRITTEN OVER 5KB OF
SCROLLTEXT. DO YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO WRAP THE TEXT? DID I HEAR A NO?
(NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) WELL,I'LL WRAP IT ANYWAY. IF YOU MISS ME - READ THE
UNREADABLE SCROLLER IN THIS INTRO,READ THIS SCROLLER AGAIN,OR BREAK OUR
CODE ON THE ABOUT-SCREEN IN TRAIN'O'MATIC! WRAP........ HAVE A COOL
LIFE, DUDES! (-SWITCH!) WRAP......... I THINK I'LL WRITE
SOMETHING MORE AFTER ALL. THE CLOCK IS NOW 03.39.43 AND THE DATE HAS
SWITCHED TO 15.04.1992 - THE DAY THE PARTY STARTS! I'VE NOW DEBUGGED AND
FIXED BOTH THE CODING AND THE DESIGN ON THIS INTRO,AND I THINK THIS IS
ENOUGH. IN A FEW MINUTES I'LL CRUNCH THIS INTRO,PUT IT ON TWO EMPTY DISKS
AND INSTALL A STARTUP-SEQUENCE ETC.ETC. AND THEN I'LL GO TO BED! I HAVEN'T
SLEPT VERY MUCH LATELY,SO IT'LL BE WONDEFUL! TOMORROW AT 9.30 RAD WILL PICK
UP THE DISKS HERE AT MY PLACE AND HEAD FOR LILLESTROM. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
I'M SO TIRZZZZED! I THINK I'LL CRUNCH THIS SHIT AT ONCE! GOOD NIGHT! WRAP
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