EUPHORIA # PRESENTS SOME VECTORS * $### BY VOYAGER* ## ALL CODING BY VOYAGER* # , GFX BY HANS # AND TANDY* # , MUSIC BY HAWK # EUPHORIA REPORTING FROM THE -LAMEST- # PARTY EVER HELD IN THE WHOLE FUCKEN WORLD!! BY THE LAMEST TEAM IN FINLAND - MISTRAL - ...JUST KIDDING THE ONLY TEAMS PRESENT ARE EUPHORIA - ADVANCE - DIGITAL DISASTER AND MISTRAL !!! THE ONLY REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS THE DEMOCOMPETITION WHICH WE ARE GOING TO WIN OF COURSE... HEHEHEH. ANYWAY WE CAME* # WE SAW # AND WE WON!! # I HOPE...# I THINK THIS IS THE VERY FIRST VECDEMO MADE BY VOYAGER* # RIGHT NOW HE IS TAPPING THE KEYS OF HIS AMIGA 500 AND IMPROVING THE CODE OF THIS PRETTY NICE DEMON... UHH I WILL LET SOMEONE ELSE TO THE KEYS I WILL GO OUT AND SMOKE SOME CHESTERFIELD CIGS # HANS SIGNING OFF... YEAH! SWAPPERJACK HERE... I THINK THAT GREETZ ARE DEAD BORING SO... LET'S CHECK THEM OUT LATER! WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO SJ # I'M TIRED TO WRITE SWAPPERJACK TO EVRY FUCKING LETTER I SEND! SO SEND YOUR OPINION WITH SOME DISKS TO.. SWAPPERJACK OF EUPHORIA P.O.BOX 7 90251 OULU FINLAND YOU CAN ALSO WRITE TO HANS OF EUPHORIA P.O.BOX 701 90141 OULU FINLAND FOR SWAPPING.....WRITE TO ONE OF THESE COOL MAILTRADERS: BARRAX OF EUPHORIA (REMEMBER TO WRITE THIS, SUCKERS!) 41940 VESANKA FINLAND OR WRITE TO: LEGGY OF EUPHORIA PLK 089227 C 2300 KIEL 17 UNITED GERMANY AND DON'T FORGET TO CALL OUR ELITE EUROBOARD CALLED - GANGZTER ZONE - AT: +46-31-304 142 HERE COMES FEW GREETZ TO THE FOLLOWING RULERS IN THE SCENE ... ANGELS FAIRLIGHT HORIZON KEFRENS SKID ROW CRIONICS CRYPTOBURNERS RED SECTOR AND TRISTAR VALHALLA DEFJAM VISION FACTORY SCOOPEX QUARTEX ANARCHY DUAL CREW PARADOX FLASH PRODUCTIONS SYNDICATE BRAINSTORM LEVEL 4 ALPHA FLIGHT CRUSADERS NO LIMITS REBELS SILENTS VERTIGO IMAGE RAZOR 1911 STORM SHARE AND ENJOY REAKTOR ZERO DEFECTS ITALIAN BAD BOYS ORACOOL ALCATRAZ CLASSIC ARMADA PHENOMENA SETROX SPREADPOINT SUBWAY FRAXION CAVE GATE AND 2 ALL 4GOTTEN 1S... SORREE BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT OUR GREETSDISK AVAILABLE. AT THIS MOMENT THE ONLY EUPHORIANS AT THIS -PARTY- ARE VOYAGER BARRAX HANS SWAPPERJACK TANDY AND THE LEAST - SHADE MC YO! MTV RAPS IT IS TANDY WRITING HERE SOME IDIOTISM. I AM BORED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE FUCKING SCENE THINGS. SO , IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MUSIC , GFX , SCI-FI , EMPIRE , PORTS OF CALL , SIMCITY , MTV OR ANYTHING WRITE TO TANDY OF EUPHORIA ROININEN RAATTEENTIE 2 90140 OULU FINLAND AND DONT FORGET TO PUT SOME DISKS TOO. GEEEE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ AN UNBELIEVABLE STORY WRITTEN BY HANS? NAAAH! # I WILL TELL IT TO YO ANYWAY!! YOUNG BUNS 2 STARRING HANS # AND TANDY* # DIRECTED BY HANS AND TANDY ... ... IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND OUR HEROES HANS AND TANDY DECIDED TO MAKE A TRIP TO THEIR WELL-KNOWN FRIEND BARRAX. THEY WENT TO THE RAILWAYSTATION AND BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO JYVASKYLA AND BACK. THE TRAIN WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE AT 7.20 IN THE NEXT MORNING. WHEN THE SUN ROSE AND THE TRIP WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN TANDY WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STATION ! WHERE WAS HANS ? SLEEPING OF COURSE ! TANDY CALLED 7.10 FROM THE NEAREST PHONE TO HANS AND ASKED IF HE COMES OR NOT. HANS RUSHED UP FROM HIS BED AND RAN TO THE STATION JUST TO SEE THE TRAIN LEAVING !!! AAAAHRH !! THAT IS OK WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN! SAID HANS. DEPARTURE TIME FOR THAT ONE IS 9.10 AM AND WE WONT MISS THAT ONE FOR SURE ! THE BOYS SPENT THE NEXT FEW HOURS ON THE STATION... VERY DULL. THEY GOT THEIR SEATS AND STARTED TO LISTEN SOME HIP-HOUSE RECORDINGS FROM THEIR WALKMEN. OH SHIT! SAID TANDY. WE GOTTA SWITCH TRAINS IN SEINAJOKI AND HAAPAMAKI! ARRIVAL TO SJK WAS AT 1.25 PM AND THE TRAIN TO HAAPAMAKI LEFT AT 3.45 PM. OOOH SHIIT ! ALMOST 2 AND A HALF HOURS IN DULLSVILLE CALLED SEINAJOKI !!!! THEIR COOLNESSES CRUISED BACK AND FORTH IN THE CITADEL AND FOUND NOTHING! # IT WAS A REALLY DULL AND HOT... PLUS 26 CELSIUS! PUH HUH! THEY VISITED EVERY FUCKEN SHOPPE AND BOUTIQUE OF SEINAJOKI... HUH! THE TRAIN IS SOON LEAVING! LETS HEAD TOWARDS THE STATION! MENTIONED HANS. FINALLY THE BOYS REACHED JYVASKYLA. BUT WHERE WAS HANS'S SKATEBOARD ? HE HAD LEFT IT TO SOME TRAIN! HANS COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND AND STARTED CRYING. AFTER HALF AN HOURS OF CRYING TANDY MANAGED TO DRAG HANS TO THE BUSS WHICH WAS ABOUT TO RUN OFF TOWARDS MUURAME AND BARRAX. THE TIME WAS 21.45 PM WHEN THEY FINALLY DROPPED TROUGH BARRAXS FRONT DOOR. THE NEXT FEW DAYS THE EUPHORIANS PLAYED FOOTBALL - ATE - CHECKED BARRAXS MAIL - DID SOME COMPUTERING - AND JUST WONDERED HOW BEAUTIFUL CAN THE COUNTRYSIDE IN FINLAND BE!!! TIME FLIES WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN THEY SAY AND SOON WAS THE TIME TO LEAVE. THE BUSS WAS OFF AT 6.20 AM AND BARRAXS FATHER PROMISED TO WAKE THE POOR SUCKERS UP... BUT HE DIDNT!!!! AAAAAH! IT HAPPENED AGAIN! SNYFT! THAT IS OK WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN! SAID HANS. SHUT THE FUCK UP! SCREAMED TANDY THE HEROES MADE IT TO THE NEXT TRAIN TO HAAPAMAKI. EVERYBOODI OUT! PLEESE CHANGE TO THE OTHER TRAIN WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER TRACK! TOLD THE CONDUCTOR. BUT HE DIDNT TELL WHICH TRACK!!!! UAAAAAAH! SAATANA VITTU PASKA HELLVETTI! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? THE BOYS RUSHED TO A TRAIN WHICH HEADED RIGHT BACK TO JYVASKYLA!!!! FUCK! THEY WERE SSOOOO ANGRY THAT THEY WERE KICKING - BITING - SMASHING - PISSING ON - - SPITTING - RIPPING - EVERY PERSON WHO CAME WITHIN 100 METRES RANGE!!! THAT IS OK WE WILL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN! TANDY COLLAPSED AND CRIED JUST LIKE HANS DID WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HIS SK8 WAS DISAPPEARED. HANS DRAGGED TANDY TO A TRAIN WHICH WENT STRAIGHT TO KUOPIO AND THERE TO OULU... FUCK THE VALTION RAUTATIET! AND ALL THE BUSSES IN FINLAND! EUPHORIA - THE NEW EXPERIENCE - THEY BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE - EUPHORIA !!! SJ PLUS TANDY PLUS HANS PLUS PERSEUS - NOT AN EUPHORIAN - SIGNING OFFA HERE! 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ZERO! LAUNCH! WRAP THIS SHIT OFF! BYE!