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b   cENEMIES            as                                    
p     b     i  SCRATCH         as          ft      THIS IS THE SCROLL WRITTEN BY THE CODER OF THIS UGLY INTRO..xfwwf
  IF YOU WANT INTERESTING NEWS ABOUT THE GROUP OR JUST WISH TO BE BORED,DO READ ANOTHER SCROLL,THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF THEM TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE PRESSING THE LEFT MOUSEBUTTON AND THE JOYSTICKBUTTON TOGETHER..JUST TOO BAD FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS,EHH ?       LET'S GET SERIOUS. 
         m I THINK THIS SHOWS THE FEATURES OF THE SCROLL(S).  hIT IS EASY TO TURNs tTHE SCROLL OR BREAK IT qMAKES IT HARD TO READ,BUT WHO CARES...rcTHEd SPEEDf ISj ANpOTHERg FUNNY THINGb TOd CHAfNGE DgURIhNG iTHEj SCkROLLIlNG.n........p...............f ENOUGH OF THAT !   I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FINISH THIS PROG,BUT I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY BEING BORED TO DEATH WITH A LOT OF HOMEWORK AND TESTS.I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT ANYWAY,CAUSE ELSE THE WRITERS OF THE OTHER SCROLLS WILL KILL ME IN COLD BLOOD,THEY WILL TAKE MY 
 INTROWRITERSLICENSE.....THAT WOULD KILL ME ! WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS.IF YOU CAN MAKE INTROS AND LIKE TO COPY LOTS OF DISKS EVERY DAY,YOU ARE JUST THE GUY WE WANT.BUT HURRY,WE ONLY WANT 2.     OHH,BY THE WAY,IF YOU ARE GOOD AT GRAPHICS,THERE MIGHT JUST BE ROOM FOR YOU.  WE GO ON TO A FEW USELESS INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE GROUP. WE ARE (AT PRESENT,WAITING FOR YOU) THE FOLOWING ACTIVE MEMBERS : ME (SCRATCH),BOOGIE (WRITES COOL INTROS),MADMAX (SWAPPING),QUARK (WORKING ON A BORING INTRO),TIGER (SWAPPING).THAT LEAVES ME EMPTY SCROLLS,A DIFFY PROBLEM......NO,YOU CONTACT US,AND I WILL KNOW WHAT TO PUT INTO THEM !    COME ON ! PUT A SMALL SOMETHING ON A DISK AND MAIL IT TO US,THE SOONER THE BETTER !        (SCRATCH) GET UP !!!!!!!!a                                     c                  p                   eWHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ?? THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY TO READ HERE,JUST THIS TEXT ALL OVER AGAIN........OVER AND OUT FROMs StCRATCH.           a                             

hq                 OUR MOTTO:.....           QUAESTUS sET DELECTATItO PER USUS.....  r      NOO YOU HAVE NOT THROWN UP IN YOUR DISKDRIVE OR SWALLOWED YOUR MOUSE ( ANYWAY,s IF YOU SWALLOW YOUR MOUSE, JUST PULL IN THE WIRE, THEN ITt WILL COME UP AGAIN ? ) YOU ARE JUST READING A WONDERFULL AND RELAXING TEXT BY BOOGIE  ( YES, IT IS THE FAMOUS BOOGIE (q DON'T KISS THE SCREEN!!) )r IN SOME INTRO BY SCRATCH ALSO FROM THE ENEMIES.  IF YOU LIKE THE INTRO, PLEASE SEND 10 US DOLLARS sTO BOOGtIE OF THE ENEMIES!  IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SEND THEM TO SCRATCH HE IS QUITE BROKE!.. NOW TO SOME ( STILLs BOOGIE SPtEAKING!) SERIAL ( NOT SERIAL!) MATTERS.  THE SOFT AND HARDWARE MARKET IS RIGHT NOW NEARLY OVERTHROWN BY A SqOCALLED MIrCROCOMPUTER ( CALLED ATARI 520ST!) THE COMPUTER IN ITSELF IS NOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM, BUT THE GAME GUYS, THEY LIKE ACTIONs GAMEtS WITH LOTS OF FEATURES AND MARVELLOUS EFFECTS. CAN YOU MENTIONr JUST qONE OF THAT KIND ON THE AMIGA.  NO, AsS At MATTER OF FACT THERE IS NO VERY GOOOD GAMES, AND THE GUYS WHhO ARE THE MASTERS OF THE FUTURE SELLING OF AMIGAS IS THE GAME iGUYS.  THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OF THROWING THE ATARI TO HELL: ( APjPEAL TO ALL PROGRAMMERS AND GUYS WITH A CERTAIN RESPONsSIBILITYi!t) MAKE GAMES AND PROGRAMS WHICH HAVE NO COMPARISON TO THE ATARhI SOFTWARE. IT IS NOT JUST A WAR, IT IS A MATTER OF YOUR FUTUREg DELIVERY OF SOFTWARE FROM THE ENEMIES. WE ARE ALWAYS IMPORTsING ANDt EXPORTING AS FAST AS USUAL BUT THERE IS NO SOFTWARE WE CANNOT.   NOW BOOGIE IS TIRED OF WRITING AND I WANT TO MAKEsq MY HOMEWORK!  tSEE YOU ANOTHER TIrME!   SIGNED BY BOOGIE 210388   REMEMBER TO PRESS LEFT MOUSE BUTTON IF YOU ARE TIRED OF LOOKING ON THE VERY MANY SCROLLS IN HIRES sON THIS SCREEN ( YOU CAN ALStO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC!qs)                                                 BYE BYE                                                                       rtg
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Òãôõö÷ø÷öõôãÁ°    g GREAT !!   YOU'VE FOUND THE FAMOUS SCROLLTEXT WRITTEN BY THE COOL GUY CALLED                 MAD MAX        a        gI HOPE THAT YOU ARE READY TO READ SOME GREAT STUFF WRITTEN BY MAD MAX !!!          s         IT IS SUNDAY AGAIN AND I HAVE JUST SENT SOME GREAT STUFF TO OUR CONTACTS !!!   WHAT A HARD WORK !!!     I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS CRAZY TEXT, IF YOUWANT TO READ A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE, PLEASE STAY ON THIS LINE !!!                         t                         THE ONLY SPECIEL GREETING MUST GO TO:            BITSTOPPERSa         g FOR ALL THE GREAT SENDINGS OF NEW SOFTWARE !!! HELLO THOMAS & STEPHAN THANKS FOR THE COOL SENDINGS BUT WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL SENT YOUR OWN CRACKS FASTER !!! a       fq FASTER     rg          WELL IT IS TIME TO TELL YOU ALL THE GREAT MESSAGE !!!!!     eq THE ENEMIES NEED TWO NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVE TIME TO COPY NEW SOFTWARE TO ALL OUR CONT1ACTS  !!!!!     rIF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE WRITE TO OUR GREAT s          ENEMIES HQ          t     YOU CAN WRITE TO THIS ADRESS (YOU WILL NOT SEE OUR ADRESS ANYMORE IN THE FUTURE)     cq THE ENEMIES     POSTBOX 71     8500 GRENAA     DENMARK.....     g IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER: 009 49 99 982 1208 127 YOU CAN'T CONTACT US !!!!!                        THE TIME IS NOW 18:43:08 09 10 11 12 13 OHH FUCK !  THE TIME IS NOW ABOUT 18:43:09.....                               IT IS TIME TO READ THE SCROLL WHICH SCRATCH HAS WRITTEN FOR YOU !!  PLEASE FIND HIS SCROL LINE !!!            f I MAD MAX WILL BE BACK WHEN THE COUNTER REACHES 10...  SEE YOU          1.                                                         2.                                                         3.m                                                        4.                                                         5.                                                         6.h                                                        7.                                                         8.                                                         9.l      VERY SOON  !!!!!                p                   9.0     9.1     9.2     9.3     9.4     9.5     h9.6     9.7     9.8     9.9     sg    10.                            HELLO AGAIN ALL AMIGA FREAKS !!!     MAD MAX FROM THE GREAT CREW CALLED THE ENEMIES IS BACK WITH A NEW TEXT WRITTEN AT THE ENEMIES HQ    (NO !!  I AM NOT INSIDE OUR POSTBOX NUMBER 71 !!!)          GREAT MUSIC ON THE COOL TV CANNEL CALLED MTV          TO ALL CREWS WHO WANT TO CONTACT US FOR SWAPPING SOFTWARE, JUST WRITE TO US, YOU WILL GET A ANSWER....               t A SPECIEL HELLO MUST GO TO THE GREAT CREW CALLED q COMMANDOFRONTIERS r THANKS FOR GREETING US FIRST IN YOUR GREETINGS LIST !!!!!                          I THINK THAT IT IS TIME TO STOP WRITING NOW BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY ON MYp s     ATARI ST     t     YESg IT IS A GREAT COMPUTER !!!!                 REMEMBER TO CONTACT US IF YOU WANT TO BEE ONE OF THE TWO NEW MEMBERS OF THE ENEMIES OR IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF GREAT SOFTWARE AND WANT TO SWAP WITH US !!!!                           THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY MAD MAX FROM THE ENEMIES, IN THE YEAR OF 1988...    SEE YOU  s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                              t              x
b     hHELLO FREAKS !!!            THIS IS QUARK SPEAKING !!!    HOW DO YOU DO OUT THERE !!!   PERSONALLY I'M DOING GREAT !!!   WHAT DO THINK ABOUT THE SCRATCHMADE NICE SCROLLS ???   RATHER NICE ,  BUT NOTHING COMPARED TO MY COMING SCROLL !!! I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT SOME OTHER DAY !!!     AS YOU MIGHT HAVE DISCOVERED I DON'T USE ALL THOSE NICE RUTINES SCRATCH HAS MADE .. THATS BECAUSE THE SUCKER DIDN'T SEND ME A SOURCE COPY OFF THE INTRO !!! (COMMENT FROM SCRATCH:YOU WOULD JUST USE IT,BASTARD!)  BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME !!!    ANYWAY IT LOOKS NICE ON THE OBJECT FILE HE SENT !!!       AND MAYBYE HE HAS PUT SOME FEATURES IN , WHO KNOWS ??? MAYBYE HE HAS ALSO CUT SOME OF THIS OUT SO YOU AREN`T READING THIS AT ALL ?!?!?!    THEN I'D BETTER STOP NOW !!!!    SEE YOU LATER !!!!                                  a                              x
iTHE GREETINGS WILL GO TO:                                   qBELGIUM:               rRATS COMPANY.               gDENMARK:               rTHE FURIOUS.          T.F.S.          THE GOONIES 2041.               sHOLLAND:               tCOMMANDOFRONTIERS.          BAMIGA SECTOR ONE.          POWERSLAVES.          HOTLINE.               qITALY:               rITALIAN BAD BOYS (PLEASE SEND YOUR STUFF EXPRESS)               F4CG.               sNORWAY:               tFAIRLIGHT.          NETWORK. (PLEASE SEND MORE NEW STUFF)               qSWEDEN:               rDEF JAM (GREAT STUFF)               sSWITZERLAND:               tSCA.               SKYLINE.               AUSTRIA:               qMEGAFORCE (PLEASE GREET US)          THE SOFTKILLER CREW. (PLEASE SEND MORE HOT STUFF, BECAUSE YOUR SENDINGS A NOT VERY FAST. WHAT ABOUT SENDING EXPRESS)      r        AND THE GREAT COUNTRY WITH ALL THE COOL CRACKERS, sGERMANY:               tBITSTOPPERS (THANKS FOR THE COOL SENDINGS !!!)          BITKILLERSOFT.          PHR CREW (WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL CONTACT US AGAIN !!!)          RED SECTOR (ATARI ST GREAT!)          STARFRONTIERS.          MOVERS.          TRISTAR.          STELL PULSE.          TNM SPREADING.          THE CHAMPS (YES WE DO NOT SWAP GAMES BUT YOUR CREW ARE JUST SO COOL THAT YOU MUST HAVE A BIG THANKS FOR ALL YOUR CRACKS)          HQC.          WCS. (PROBLEMS WITH THE POLICE ???)          SKYLINE.          ALPHA CREW (THANKS FOR CONTACTING US)          PERFECT CRACKER TEAM (WHERE ARE THE GREETINGS ???)..........                                                                                                              
          qsbTHISc SCROLLd ISe CRAZYf!m!p!b!g!d!i!j!n!c!p!!!m!!e!!THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY THE ONLY INACTIVE MEMBER OF THIS CREW,I SKY,AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS TEXT.I THINK YOU OUGHT TO READ ANOTHER SCROLL,CAUSE HERE YOWON'T FIND GREETINGS OR PHONENUMBERS..... THE ENEMIES GREET:BITSTOPPERS FOR NICE (BUT SLOW) SENDINGS.SCRATCH FOR THIS PROGGY.BLIZZARD FOR CRUNCHER.MOTOROLA FOR THE MULSCOMMAND.AMIGA FOR THE BLITTER (EVERYTHING ECXEPT FOR FLIPPING IS DONE BY THE BLITTER).FUCKINGS TO: THE COPPER (SLOW,TOO FEW REGS TO WRITE TO).ATARI (ADMIT IT,AMIGA IS BETTER)         END........