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EFFECT PRESENTS TO YOU STROPHIC RELEASE DATE: 15-04-1992
AND NOW, PEOPLE, LET'S GO FOR THE CREDITS OF THIS DEMO!
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RADAVI+STRIKER
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VECTOR-SCROLL: CODE: ACUTE
GRAPHICS: ACUTE+NATIVE THAT WHERE ALL THE CREDITS,
I THINK!
IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS,
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE LONGER!!
(SEE THE BIG SCROLL-TEXT AT THE END OF THIS DEMO)
NOW, LET'S GO ON WITH THIS DEMO, OR DID YOU THINK THIS WAS ALL???
LET'S GO TO THE MEGA-SCROLLER!!!
LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN, GIRLS AND BOYS, GRANDMAS AND GRANDPAS, AUNTS AND UNCLES, NIECES AND NEPHEWS, DAUGHTERS
AND SONS, GIRLFRIENDS AND FRIENDS (CUT!)... WELCOME TO THE WORLD LONGEST SCROLL-TEXT (103614 BYTES) OF EFFECT! EFFECT?
YES, EFFECT!!! A NEW GROUP ON THIS EARTH! MEMBERS ARE: def (SWAPPER AND HALF A CODER) m ghi (SWAPPER AND HALF NUTS (OR IS
IT TOTAL NUTS!)) m jkl (GRAPHIC-DESIGNER AND HALF EGG) m abc (CODER AND HOLE ME) AS YOU CAN SEE (AND HEAR): WE NEED SOMEBODY
TO JOIN EFFECT AND IS ABLE TO MAKE NICE MUSIC! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU CAN CONTACT ME. THE ONLY THING YOU NEED IS MY
ADDRESS, SO I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT TO YOU: LIBELLEWEIDE 19, 3437VJ, NIEUWEGEIN, HOLLAND,EUROPE,WORLD,MILKWAY #63452452,STAR
KLUSTER -5345+4, THEN FLY TO THE BLUE PLANET AND TURN LEFT. AFTER 5 LIGHT YEARS YOU WILL SEE A BIG, PURPLE PLANET CALLED
'THE GREAT LAVISTA'..... THE STORY BEGINS... 3243 YEARS AHEAD, THE GREAT LAVISTA WAS A WELL ORGANIZED SOCIETY OF HUMANBEINGS.
THE FOUR SUNS WERE ALWAYS IN THE SKY, AND THE WEATHER-REPORTS WERE ALWAYS CORRECT. ON THIS SIDE OF THE GREAT LAVISTA, IN THE
STATE CALLED 'NO MOON ON FRIDAY', LIVED A MAN (BY THE ROAD, THERE WASN'T A MOON THE REST OF THE WEEK EITHER!). THAT DOES NOT
SURPRISE ANYBODY, IF THEY DIDN'T KNEW THAT THIS MAN WAS THE ONLY MAN IN UNIVERSE WHO ENTERED THE LISTS AGAINST THE POWERFUL
GOD 'CRIME MIND'. THIS GOD WAS THE GOD OF ALL THINKING ORGANISM. THE MAN WAS THE ONLY HOPE OF THE GREAT LAVISTA. 'MASTER MIND',
AS THE MAN WAS CALLED, HAS TRAINED HIMSELF TO CONTROL MINDS. DON'T ASK ME HOW HE DID IT, BUT WHEN HE WANTED TO, HE COULD LET
OTHER PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY OWN HIM MONEY.THAT WAS THE REASON THAT 'MASTER MIND' WAS ALSO A MAN WITH LOT'S OF MONEY. WITH
THIS MONEY HE LET OTHER PEOPLE DESIGN A MACHINE. THIS MACHINE WAS MEANT TO BE A 'FLESH TO MIND' TRANSFORMER, BUT WHEN MASTER
MIND TESTED HIS MACHINE ON HIMSELF, HIS FLESH BECAME HOT AND BURNED AWAY. HIS MIND WAS DEATH. THERE WAS NO HOPE ANYMORE, NOW
MASTER MIND WAS DEATH. CRIME MIND DESTROYED 'THE GREAT LAVISTA' AND THIS STORY IS OVER. THIS NEXT SECTION IS NOT MEANT FOR
PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY THINK THAT THINKING IS THE ONLY THING TO THINK ABOUT! THINK ABOUT THAT!!! WHAT ABOUT A GLASS
OF DRINK? YES!!!!! I'M GOING DOWN TO TAKE A GLASS OF SPA, OR SHALL I LEAVE THE GLASS DOWN, AND GET THE BOTTLE WITH ME! YES!
YES! @ NO! (THERE WAS NO SPA ANYMORE!) THE TIME IS 23:53:15 SORRY IT'S 23:53:26 NO! IT'S 23:53:43 SHIT I THINK
MY WATCH IS BROKEN, IT'S EVERYTIME DIFFERENT! WELL I'M GOING TO BED, I HAVE TO GET UP TOMORROW AT 07:30:12! THEN MY
SCHOOL IS WAITING FOR ME (I HOPE, BECAUSE I WILL BE TO LATE FOR SURE!!) MY SCHOOL IS VERSFELT/GHIJSSEN -M-T-S- IN UTRECHT.
I'M STUDYING ELECTRONICA (HOW NICE!). NOW I'M GOING TO GO TO BED FOR REAL, SO SLEEP WELL..... SNURK , SNURK , SNURK.......
GAAP........ SOME WEEKS LATER..... BOEEEEEM!! (AN AIRPLANE CRASHED IN MY GARDEN! YOU WILL SEE IT ON THE NEWS)
HELLO EVERYBODY, HERE I'M AGAIN. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY BIKE. YESTERDAY, I WENT WITH MY BIKE TO THE MALL. I
PUT MY BIKE AGAINST A WALL AND WENT INTO THE MALL. THERE I BOUGHT MILK, EGGS, SOME ICESCREAM. I WAS VERY HUNGRY, SO I ATE THE
ICESCREAM. BUT WHEN I BIT IN THE ICE, IT BECAME TO SCREAM LIKE -AAAGAGGGHHH- I ALMOST GOT A HARD ATTACK! (NOT A HEART ATTACK).
I DROPPED THE ICE, BUT AT THAT MOMENT THE BOSS OF THE MALL CAME TO ME. 'WELL YOU LITTLE BASTARD SUGAR, THROWING FOOT IN MY
STORY?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU??? I EAT THEM!!!' SAID THE MALL BOSS! THEN I BECAME A LITTLE NERVES.
I BECAME MAD. I BECAME GREEN. AND THEN I WAS ACUTE HULK! I TOKE THE MANS ARM, AND BROKE IT IN 6. THEN I TOKE A KNIFE AND CUT
HIS HEAT OF. BUT AT THAT MOMENT, A FOOTBALL UNIT ENTERED THE MALL, WHEN THEY SAW ME WITH THAT HEAD IN MY HANDS, THEY ASKED ME
TO PLAY FOOTBALL ! I'M NOT A SPOILSPORT, SO I SAID YES. THE WALL WITH THE CANDYS WAS MY COAL, AND FROM THE ENTRANCE TO THE
COUNTER WAS THEIR COAL. I GOT THE HEAD (SORRY, BALL) FIRST AND I MADE A POINT WITH MY FIRST KICK. THEY WHERE SO IMPRESSED, THAT
THEY WANTED TO BE MY SLAVES! SO I WENT OUT OF THE MALL, BROUGHT MY SLAVES WITH ME. I WENT BACK TO MY BIKE, BUT WHAT THE HEAVEN,
MY BIKE BIKE WAS GONE. I JUMP ON GONE AND WENT HOME. BUT HALF A WAY, THE FUEL OF GONE WAS GONE, AND I STOPPED. I ORDERED MY
SLAVES TO MAKE AN EGG FOR ME, BUT THEY SAID 'WE ARE NO CHICKENS!'. SO I BECAME HUNGRY, I BECAME VERY HUNGRY, I BECAME SO HUNGRY
THAT I STARTED TO EAT THE ROAD TO HOME. AFTER A WHILE THERE WAS NO ROAD ANYMORE. NOW I WAS NO HUNGRY ANYMORE. I FELT INTO A DEEP
SLEEP. I SLEPT FOR 9 HOURS. AND 3 SECONDS. MY SLAVES WHERE GONE, AND SO WAS EVERYTHING ELSE WHAT YESTERDAY HAPPENED. I RAN TO
HOME. WHEN I WAS HOME, MY BIKE WAS THERE! AFTER ALL I LEARNED NOT TO EAT SCREAMING ICE-CREAMS! ghi, HOW MANY TIME DID I BEAT
YOU WITH SNOOKER? I THINK WE ARE ALMOST EVEN! THAT IS NOT SO NICE. BY THE ROAD, I KNOW A VERY NICE BREAK FOR YOU. JUST AIM
YOUR BALL TO THE RED BALLS, AND DO ONE STEP MORE POWER. THEN YOU WILL HIT THE RED BALLS, BUT THEY WILL NOT REALLY MOVE! TO ALL
PEOPLE WITH A LOT OF MONEY: SEND IT TO ME! HE jkl, SORRY FOR YOUR AMIGA, I HOPE IT IS FIXED SOON! def, HOW MANY CRUNCHER DISKS
DID YOU MADE JET?? I THINK IT MUST BE A LOT. AND NOW A GREETINGS-LIST: EXTRICATOR n SKINNY o TRC n SPEEDBOY o HAWK WHOOOOOOOW,
WHAT A BIG LIST! IT MUST BE ALMOST 50KB! THIS IS THE END OF MY PART OF THIS SCROLL TEXT, (ABOUT 5450 BYTES). IT REALLY AIN'T
MUCH, BUT THERE IS MORE FROM ghi, jkl, AND def. HAVE A NICE TIME FURTHER.... BYE.... @ ghi ghi ghi ghi
ghi ... HIDIHIDIHIDIHO !!!! IT IS 10 O'CLOCK, DO YOU NOW WERE YOUR PARENTS ARE ? 'CAUSE AFTER ALL, IT IS A JUNGLE OUT
THERE (JUST A LINE OF TEXT FROM THE MOVIE: "PUMP UP THE VOLUME" SEE THE LAST PART OF THIS TEXT TO GET AN EXPLANATION)
WELCOME TO RADAVI'S PART OF THIS TEXTMO REMEMBER: WHEN IT AIN'T DUTCH, IT AIN'T MUCH FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO
MAKE CLEAR THAT OUR NAME IS: "EFFECT" SO IT IS NOT, I REPEAT, IT IS NOT "IN FULL EFFECT"...GOT IT ??? (ESPECIALLY YOU, PATRICK)
DEAR MARIA, I AM S.V.T. IN N. (SEBAS VAN TELLINGEN, NIEUWEGEIN), 15 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. MY PENIS IS TOO SMALL.
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT ? MY GIRLFRIEND (NATALIE) AND I HAVE TRIED TO SHIT !!!!! WRONG TEXT !!!!
SORRY !!!!! NOW STOP THE BULLSHIT AND GET SERIOUS WE REALLY DO NEED A GOOD MUSICIAN. SO IF YOU ARE ONE, OR
KNOW ONE, WRITE TO: RADAVI m PAUWOOGWEIDE 53 m 3437 VW NIEUWEGEIN m (IT IS BETTER IF YOU SEND AN
EXAMPLE OF YOUR WORK. PS. YOU WILL GET YOUR DISK BACK!) BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT US AT: RAYMOND VINK m P.O.BOX 7143 m
3430 JC NIEUWEGEIN NOW I GO ON WITH THE BULL SHIT WIE IS ER BANG, VOOR DE BOZE WOLF ??? BLAUW MUTSJE !!!
TUESDAY, 21-01-1992; THIS IS ghi ON THE KEYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO START WITH SOME MESSAGES TO SOME PEOPLE... MESSAGE TO
KOZMIK OF ENZYM: I THINK THIS IS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN YOUR LOUSY DEMOS, MEGAMIXEN, MUSIC DEMOS, LOADER INTROS, AND ALL (ALL ?)
THOSE OTHER SHIT THINGS. MESSAGE TO FONZ: ARE YOU DEAD ? (FONZ IS DEAD (L.A.STYLE), FONZ IS STILL ALIVE (HOLY NOISE),
WHO THE HELL IS FONZ (TRAUMATIC STRESS?).........) I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR MORE THAN A YEAR (I DO NOT SAY I MIND) DO
YOU STILL HAVE AN AMIGA ? IF YOU STILL SWAP VHS-VIDEOS, CONTACT ME !!! MESSAGE TO REBECCA DE RUVO (MTV): IT'S NOW 14:35
AND I AM WATCHING YOU, YOU ARE PRESENTING "THE AFTERNOON MIX" (I RATHER SEE AND HEAR YOU THAN SIMONE) IF YOU FEEL LONELY,
CALL ME (03402-33618) IN HOLLAND (ASK FOR RAYMOND) JUST CALL ME UP ON THE TELEPHONE, CALL ME UP WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE.
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A VERBAL MASSAGE UNTIL YOUR MAN GETS HOME (DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE; RING MY BELL) IF YOU CALL
ME WE CAN...."TALK ABOUT SEX BABY, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME. LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS AND THE BAD (BED?) THINGS
THAT MAY BE, LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX...(SALT'N'PEPPA)..." IF YOU SEE MARIJNE VAN DER VLUGT; TELL HER TO STOP PRESENTING "THE
PULSE WITH SWATCH" (EVERYBODY HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS FEELS ASHAMED TO BE DUTCH..........) MESSAGE FOR HAWK (SANCTUARY):
ARE YOU STILL MAKING THAT SHIT HEAVY MUSIC ? IF YOU DO, STOP IT BECAUSE I HATE IT ! QUESTION FOR SPEEDBOY (SANCTUARY):
IS THERE GOING TO BE A SANCTUARY PARTY ??? HOW MUCH KILOBYTES OF TEXT DID YOU HAVE IN YOUR FIRST DEMO ??? MESSAGE
FOR (THE) AXE (COMPANY): SEBAS, IF REMCO IS NOT IN YOUR ROOM, AND YOUR BATTERIES ARE EMPTY, YOU CAN ALWAYS USE A BANANA TO STICK
IN YOUR ASS.......... BY THE WAY, DO YOU STILL HAVE SOMETHING WITH "SCHOOL MATRAS" LINDA ???........GEINTJE........
IF NATALIE ALSO IS NOT AVAILABLE, YOU CAN ALWAYS PUT YOUR DICK IN YOUR HANDS. WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR DICK IN YOUR HANDS, YOU MUST
GO UP AND DOWN WITH YOUR HANDS (REPEAT IT SEVERAL TIMES) CONTINUE THIS AND.......READY IS KEES........... DO YOU HAVE
SOME NEW VIDEOS FOR ME ? IF YOU DO, CALL ME THE TIME IS 14:47 AND I HAVE A BUS TO CATCH SO, SEE YOU LATER. IT IS LATER.
IT IS NOW 16:14 AND I AM BACK. IT IS FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE SO I AM GLAD I AM BACK INSIDE. I WILL NOW CONTINUE WITH THE MESSAGES.....MESSAGE FOR MACU: I KNOW YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AMIGA, BUT I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE LISTENED TO ME AND YOU ARE NOW WATCHING
THIS ON THE AMIGA OF RAVE, OR SOMEBODY ELSE. HERE IT IS. IK KRIJG GODVERDOMME NOG MEER ALS 15 PIEK VAN JE, VUILE VIEZE GORE
TERINGLIJER !!! IK HEB HET JE AL MEER DAN EEN JAAR GELEDEN GELEEND EN IK VIND DAT HET WEL TIJD WORD OM TERUG TE BETALEN.....
AND NOW I WILL CONTINUE IN ENGLISH....... BY THE WAY, I SAW A MACU GRAFFITI HERE IN NIEUWEGEIN........MESSAGE FOR RAVE: I STILL
THINK YOUR NAME IS NOT ORIGINAL BUT....IT IS BETTER THAN MALEF I AM GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY BOUGHT AN AMIGA. IT IS QUITE AN
IMPROVEMENT IF YOU ARE USED TO A COMMODORE 64 (AND IT IS BETTER THAN THE ATARI-ST OF AUSTIN) MESSAGE FOR MOUSE:
THANKS FOR FUCKING UP MY TEST DRIVE II DISK BY USING "BGASS" AND GET A NEGATIVE SCORE.........YOU FUCKING LAMER. @ NO
MORE MESSAGES FOR NOW WE WERE PLANNING ON A VERY BIG SCROLLTEXT, BUT I HAVE TYPED NOW 60 LINES IN "TEXTEDITOR" AND ALREADY
I DO NOT NO WHAT TO SAY NEXT SO I THINK I STOP TYPING FOR NOW AND CONTINUE WITH SOME BULL SHITTING OR SOME INTERESTING POINTS
..............................I HAVE JUST MET ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF EFFECT (abc m def m jkl) AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I AM THE
ONLY ONE WHO HAS ALREADY TYPED SOME TEXT FOR THE SCROLL YOU ARE READING AT THE MOMENT; THEREFORE I THINK THE RELEASE DATE OF
THIS DEMO IS GOING TO LATE '92 (I AM NOT TO BLAME FOR SUCH A LATE RELEASE DATE !) jkl HAS JUST BORROWED THE PORNO VERSION
OF MARRIED WITH CHILDREN CALLED: "MARRIED WITH HORMONES" OR ALSO CALLED "MARRIED WITH A DIRTY MIND" YOU DIRTY BOY !!!
KEEP YOUR TELEVISION (TV) CLEAN AND WASH YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU ARE READY..............BECAUSE OF THE LITTLE EFFECT MEETING I HAVE
MISSED THE THIRD EPISODE OF MARRIED WITH CHILDREN (I KNOW THAT THE OLD EPISODES ARE NOT THAT FUNNY, BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL)
TUESDAY/WEDNESDAY NIGHT YEP, I AM FRESH OF MIND AND SOUL AND I AM READY TO ROCK'N'ROLL.......IT IS NOW WEDNESDAY
(WOENSDAG) AND THE TIME IS 10:11:12 (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) @ BY THE WAY (BIJ DE WEG) I HAVE REACHED THE 75 LINES
(JIPPIE) I GUESS I MUST TYPE MORE THAN 500 LINES, BUT ONLY TIME WILL TELL..........HAVE YOU ALREADY SEEN OUR FANTASTIC BOOTLOADER
ON ONE OF OUR GAME PACKS OR PREVAIL PACKS OR PLEDGE PACKS ...NO ?.... SHAME ON YOU !!!! BECAUSE IT IS A VERY NICE ONE
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS MY FIREBUTTON (INTERNAL JOKE........DO YOU GET IT abc ?) TALKING ABOUT THIS EFFECT BOOT LOADER, HERE
ARE THE DISKS I HAVE ALREADY RELEASED SO FAR: GAMES PACK #01: SHANGHAI, ROULETTE, MONOPOLY o GAMES PACK #02: BLOX, ISHIDO,
PIPELINE, SHUN THE SNAKE (MADE BY abc UNDER THE NAME OF BYTE-SYSTEM) o GAMES PACK #03: RISK, WET BEAVER o GAMES PACK #04:
CASINO 3000, BATTLESHIPS, THE AGE OF ROCK o GAMES PACK #05: LOOPZ, FRUITMACHINE, CHRISTMAS LEMMINGS m PREVAIL PACK
01: INTRO (SANITY), CONTRO (TSB), ILLUSIONS (AURORA), BBS INTRO (NETWORK), BBS INTRO (SKID ROW), BLUE HOUSE 2 (REBELS) (DOES
NOT ALWAYS WORK), HYPNAUTIC HAMMER II (EXTENSORS) SO IF YOU GOT SOME NICE ONE PART GAMES OR SOME MORE-THAN-ONE-PART-
BUT-LESS-THAN-ONE-FULL-DISK-GAMES, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME: RADAVI - P.O.BOX 7143 - 3430 JC NIEUWEGEIN
(I WILL, OFCOURSE, SEND YOUR DISK(S) BACK (IF YOU MENTION YOUR ADDRESS)) LAST NIGHT I GOT THE IDEA OF PUTTING
SOME GAME TIPS IN THIS SCROLLER, SO HERE THERE ARE A FEW. FIRST I WILL HELP SEBAS WHO WANTED THE CODES FOR LOTUS II (LOTUS
ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE II): NIGHT-COURSE = TWILIGHT FOG-COURSE = PEASOUP SNOW-COURSE = THE SKIDS DESERT-
COURSE = PEACHES MOTORWAY-COURSE = LIVERPOOL MARSH-COURSE = BAGLEY STORM-COURSE = E BOW NO
TIME = TURPENTINE EXTRA GAME = DUX AND THE SECOND GAME I WILL HELP YOU WITH IS: ANOTHER WORLD.
HERE ARE SOME CODES: EDJI CCAL LDIJ LAEA HICI LIBC LALD FIEI FLLD KCIJ KJIA GABK
EDIL LDCI LFEK KCGB FADK ICAH FLAK AND NOW I WILL STOP TYPING GAME TIPS I THINK IT IS TIME
TO TYPE A LINE WHICH REALLY MEANS SOMETHING, A LINE WHICH WILL MAKE YOU THINK SINCE PLEASURE IS THE UNIQUE, TO REVEAL
PLEASURE IS ITSELF A UNIQUE DUTY. TALKING ABOUT THINKING, I HAVE GOT A QUESTION FOR abc: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A
MEMORY EXPANSION TOOL UTILITY KIT (EXTRA MEMORY) ? ? ? I THINK IT IS NOW TIME TO GET A SHOWER AND GET DRESSED................
HELLO, I AM BACK (I GUESS YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW I WAS GONE) I WANT TO TYPE OVER 500 LINES OF TEXT BUT I DO NOT THINK IT
IS THAT EASY. I AM NOW A FEW LINES OVER 100 LINES, AND ALREADY I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE (BUT I THINK YOU GUYS ALREADY NOTICED
THAT......) YES, I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING; HERE IT COMES MESSAGE FOR FLYNN (SDP): I HEARD YOU THOUGHT OUR NAME
"EFFECT" WAS A VERY LOUSY SHIT NAME. WELL, I THINK "SHADOW DEVELOPMENT PRODUCTIONS" IS A MUCH TOO LONG AND TOO BORING NAME
TOO !!!! (HA!) WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RELEASE YOUR SLIDE-SHOW ? I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT END OF MESSAGE
HE abc, ARE WE ALREADY IN THE "KINDER BOOK OF REKKERS" ??? I DO NOT THINK SO @ HEY EFFECT MEMBER, GET OF YOUR LAZY
ASS AND TYPE SOME TEXT !!! I CANNOT DO IT ON MY OWN YOU KNOW... ... .. . NOW I AM GOING TO SAVE THIS TEXT AND WORK A LITTLE
BIT. I WILL GET BACK TO TEXTEDITOR LATER TODAY OR TONIGHT............ AND HERE ARE SOME WORDS FROM....SEBAS (THE AXE COMPANY)
........THE GUY WHO WROTE THE LETTER TO MARIA.......MY ENGLISH IS NOT SO GOOD BUT I AM VERY LAZY AFTER SCHOOL......I CALL THEN
RADAVI FOR NEW SOFTWARE AND HE SAID: FUCK YOU. I SAID THEN AFTER HIS FUCKING WORDS ITS ALSO SMELLED LIKE DUTCH HONDENSCHIJT
WITH BRUINEBONENSOEP COME TO ME. I SAID YOU WORK FOR EFFECT????!!!!! AND HE SAID YES, AND I SAID HOW SOUNDS A FIRECAR AND HE SAID
I DO NOT KNOW.....AND THEN I PUT THE HOOK ON THE PHONE AND HE HEARD TETUTETUTETU IS ALTIJD TE PROBEREN BIJ JE SCHOONMOEDER AND
NOW WE ARE GOING OVER INTO NEDERLANDS BECAUSE DUTCH IS MY LANGUAGE AND I HAVE A TENTAMEN ENGLISH GEHAD DUS IK HEB EEN ENGELS
TENTAMEN GEHAD ALORS JE SUIS UNE EXAMEN DU L'ALLEMAGNE DAS HOUSE AUFGABEN OF ENGELANDAS IEST MIJ GOOD BEVALLEN WODKA PEROSTROKA
GORBY AND SOF WIT RUSSIA EN 25,-- VOOR EEN BROOD AUG TREWDSATY WERQTF GREATW LAUTFAIRMANSCHAFTWRAYQ OF RUSSIA THANKS YOU ALSO FOR
MY 6.5 AND SADDAM HOESTAZIJN VOOR ZIJN GOEDE INZET VOOR AL DIE ENGELSE WOORDEN ZOALS SCUT ROCKET WITH PETROLIUM AND BUSH
HIS PANTOFFEL.....(RADAVI: VERY MUCH GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES !!!) I THANK REMCO, A MEMBER OF THE AXE COMPANY (=ONE OF THE BEST
GROUPS (RADAVI: ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS !!!) ) ANYHOW, OUR PARENTS OUR NOW ON VACATION, SO WE HAVE A FREE GAME (VRIJ SPEL) TO
PLAY ABC WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS BOXING, I HAVE JUST SEEN A "HPMVSM"...(HARDE PORNO MET VEEL STIJVE MEIDEN????!!) OR WAS IT
SOMETHING ELSE........MY SHOE-SIZE IS 42, NOT THAT IT WILL INTEREST YOU BUT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO TYPE
SOMETHING, RIGHT ? TALKING ABOUT MARIA, (PAGE 368 OF TELETEXT) I SAW A LETTER FROM SOMEGUY NAMED R.V.V. (REMCO VAN VEEN)
HE WROTE: DEAR MARIA, MY NAME IS R.V.V. AND I LIVE IN N. MY PROBLEM IS THAT I AM IMPOTENT. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING
BUT NOTHING REALLY HELPS. PLEASE HELP ME, I AM DESPERATE (RADAVI: I TRANSLATED SOME PARTS FOR YOU SEBAS, NEXT TIME TYPE
IN STRAIT IN ENGLISH...) ANSWER OF MARIA: GO SEE YOUR FRIEND SEBAS VAN TELLINGEN, MARTINUSGAARDE 25, NIEUWEGEIN HE IS
VERY DESPERATE AND IS LOOKING FORWARD TO GAY-EXPERIENCES (HOMO-ERVARINGEN) P.S GREETINGS TO MY GIRLFRIEND NATALIE
(RADAVI: HAVE YOU WATCHED "MARRIED WITH HORMONES" TOGETHER, LIKE I SUGGESTED YOU ?) AND TO MY DEAR GAY FRIEND REMCO MANY
THANKS TO RADAVI FOR LETTING ME TYPE A FEW LINES IN THIS (HOW THE HELL DID YOU CALLED IT??) TEXTMO (RADAVI: THANK YOU
TOO, I HAD TO TRANSLATE MANY LINES INTO ENGLISH, STUPID ASSHOLE) HEY abc, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COMPUTER. SINCE
I HAVE PUT DISKS (NO NOT MY DICK, BUT MORE THAN ONE DISK. DISKS) IN YOUR DRIVE, IT IS FULL OF READ/WRITE ERRORS !!! THANK
YOU !!!! MAN, I AM GETTING "KRAMP" IN MY FINGERS OF TYPING, TRANSLATING AND MAKING UP THIS STUPID SCROLLTEXT I HAVE
NOT EVEN REACHED THE 200 LINES. (I HAVE NOW 175 LINES FULL OF TEXT (THAT IS APPROXIMATELY 11292, IF DISKMASTER IS RIGHT
AND 1900 WORDS, IF WORD PERFECT IS RIGHT)) I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I WANT WHAT I KNOW
(HEARD IT ON THE TV) I THINK I AM
ABOUT TO STOP WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT AND WATCH A MOVIE I AM GOING TO WATCH "MR. DESTINY" WITH JAMES BELUSHI SEE YOU IN
ABOUT TWO HOURS. I HAVE JUST SEEN "MR. DESTINY" AND I LIKED IT. IT IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN BUT, IT HAS
GOT SOMETHING NICE (MAY BE IT IS THE FACT THAT JAMES BELUSHI AND LINDA HAMILTON PLAY A PART IN IT) TOMORROW I AM GOING TO
SEE "KING RALPH" (YOU KNOW, THE MOVIE WITH JOHN GOODMAN AND PETER O'TOOLE) I HEARD OF SOME PEOPLE THAT IT IS A VERY LOUSY,
SHIT, NO FUN MOVIE BUT I DO NOT CARE I AM JUST GOING TO SEE IT. WHILE I WAS TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP, I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
(CAN YOU THINK ?, YES I CAN) WHEN I WAS WORKING WITH WORD PERFECT, MY SECONDARY DICTIONARY WAS FULL. LATER I FOUND OUT
THAT YOU CAN ADD WORDS TO THE MAIN DICTIONARY WITH THE PROGRAM SPELL. IN THAT PROGRAM YOU CAN LOAD AN ASCII FILE AND SAVE THOSE
WORDS TO THE MAIN DICTIONARY. THEN I THOUGHT (YES I CAN STILL THINK), TO EXPAND MY DICTIONARY, I ONLY HAVE TO LOAD SOME ASCII FILES
AND ADD THEM TO MY MAIN DICTIONARY. I REMEMBERED THE GAME "SCRABBLE" IT HAD A SEPARATE FILE WITH ALL THE WORDS IN IT; SO THE ONLY
THING I HAD TO DO WAS LOAD THE FILE IN WORD PERFECT AND MY DICTIONARY WAS BIGGER. THERE IS JUST ONE PROBLEM: I CANNOT FIND
SCRABBLE ANYWHERE !!! I HAVE LOST THE DISK WHERE IT SHOULD BE ON. SHIT SHIT SHIT I JUST GOT OF THE PHONE
WITH jkl, HE SAID HE ALREADY HAD ABOUT 100 LINES OF TEXT (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!, I HAVE ABOUT 100 LINES MORE THAN YOU) HE
ALSO SAID HE WOULD TYPE THE CONVERSATION IN THE SCROLL TEXT (SHIT, I ALSO WANTED TO DO THAT, NOW I CANNOT DO THAT BECAUSE THAT
FUCKING SON OF A BITCH (GEINTJE) ALREADY DOES IT....) I HAVE JUST FINISHED WITH TYPING A LETTER TO "THE CRIMINALS" AND
I HOPE THE LETTER+DISKS WILL GET TO THEM.................WE IN EFFECT HOPE TO OPEN A P.O.BOX (POSTBUS) IF THERE IS ONE
AVAILABLE...........LATER TODAY (IN ABOUT AN HOUR) I HAVE TO SEE THE DENTIST, SO I MUST PREPARE MYSELF MENTALLY...........SEE
YOU AFTER I HAVE SEEN THE DENTIST.........YO SEBAS, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RETURN MY CDS AND MY VHS-VIDEO ? (YOU BORROWED: CD-
SINGLE OF YOU SHOWED ME (SALT'N'PEPPA), CD-SINGLE ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (MONTY PYTHON) AND OFCOURSE THE (ABOVE
18) MOVIE, MARRIED WITH HORMONES....) RETURN THEM SOON ! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT AT THE DENTIST (YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
SOMETHING, RIGHT?) I HAVE GOT SOME BAD (SAD) NEWS FOR THE EFFECT MEMBERS; THERE IS NO P.O.BOX (POST OFFICE BOX) AVAILABLE
AT THE MOMENT..............AND NOW I WILL CONTINUE WITH THE REGULAR BULL SCROLL TEXT SHIT (STIEREN SCROLL TEKST SCHIJT) I
HAVE SEEN KING RALPH YESTERDAY AND I MUST SAY THAT THE MOVIE REALLY WAS NOT SO GOOD. IT HAD SOME FUN MOMENTS BUT IF YOU HAVE
SEEN THE WHOLE (HOLE?) MOVIE YOU THINK, SHIT I HAVE WASTED MY TIME WATCHING THIS SHIT MOVIE. YO def, DID YOU LIKE OUT FOR
JUSTICE, WHICH YOU BORROWED A FEW DAYS AGO ??? EARLIER THIS DAY I DID SOME PC-STUFF ON THE AMIGA WITH THE AMIGA TRANSFORMER
(V1.23 (?)). IT IS VERY, VERY SLOW. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES JUST TO GET STARTED (TO LOAD DOS) (DICK OVERLOAD SUCKER
???) OR WAS IT DISK OPERATING SYSTEM........OUR CAT IS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND IS WATCHING THE BIRDS. IT
IS A VERY SMART CAT. WHY SMART ? WELL, HE STAYS INSIDE THE HOUSE BECAUSE IT IS FREEZING OUTSIDE I JUST LOOKED
AT THE UPPER SIDE OF THE SCREEN AND SAW THAT I AM ALMOST AT THE HALF OF MY TEXT. I HAVE ALMOST 250 LINES OF TEXT. AT THE
MOMENT IT IS 230 LINES. TRING........TRING.....TRIN.....HELLO THIS IS REBECCA SPEAKING. HELLO THIS IS ME, RAYMOND VINK.
I HEARD THAT YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ? YES THAT IS RIGHT. SHALL WE MEET SOMEWHERE ? OKAY, LET'S SAY SATURDAY NIGHT, 8
O'CLOCK AT THE MTV-STUDIOS ? THAT IS FINE WITH ME, SEE YOU SATURDAY ! OKAY, BYE ! BYE ! ....AM I RIGHT ? AM
I WRONG ? OR AM I JUST DREAMING.....(ERASURE) WHEN I AM RIGHT, I HAVE TO BUY SOME MORE CDS (AND I DO NOT MEAN COMPACT
DISCS.....) IF I AM WRONG, NO PROBLEM.......THE LAST THREE DAYS I HAVE DELIVERED MORE THAN 1600 NEWSPAPERS AND MORE THAN 2300
LEAFLETS (FOLDERS) YES I KNOW, I AM A LITTLE BIT CRAZY BUT THE LEAFLETS ARE PAID "BLACK"............HA FIJN, EEN LEKKER
STUKJE RIJDEN.......GROEOEAM.......JE HEBT OOK HELEMAAL GEEN OVERWICHT........WE KUNNEN TOCH OOK GAAN LOPEN ?......IK WIL EEN
STUKJE RIJDEN......IK WIL RIJDEN.....IK WIL EEN STUKJE RIJDEN......RUSTIG, RUSTIG.........HAPPEN NAAR DE BAAS ???.........DE
AUTO KAN TOCH BEST WEL EEN DAGJE ZONDER U????? WE ALL KNOW THE EXPRESSION: "IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE, WHATEVER HAPPENS IS
NO ACCIDENT" BUT DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE.....:"IF YOU FUCK WITHOUT A CONDOM, WHATEVER HAPPENS IS NO ACCIDENT" (H.I.V. RULES)
STOP THE WISE WORDS NOW, THIS IS A SCROLLTEXT AND SCROLLTEXTS ARE NOT USUALLY WISE, SMART AND INTELLECTUAL. THEY MOSTLY ARE
FUNNY, STUPID, BORING AND MUCH TOO SHORT, BUT NOT THIS ONE !!!! THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT TOO LONG (AND NOW I AM
JUST TALKING ABOUT MY OWN LITTLE TEXT, THERE IS MORE FROM THE OTHER MEMBERS OF EFFECT (AT LEAST I THINK SO...)....) I THINK
IT IS TIME FOR A LITTLE COMMERCIAL BREAK: YOU CAN'T BEAT IT, THE FEELING YOU GET FROM A COCA-COLA...YOU CAN'T BEAT THE FEELING
MESSAGE TO AMBRISH (JORDAN): I LIKED THE MOVIE I BORROWED FROM YOU, IT WAS A LITTLE BIT STRANGE (I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES LIKE THAT!!!)
I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE THE MOVIE I COPIED FOR YOU (YES, IT IS THE MUCH DISCUSSED AND EVEN MORE WATCHED MOVIE....MARRIED
WITH......(ON THE POINTS YOU CAN FILL IN THREE THINGS: A: CHILDREN B: NO MIND AT ALL C: HORMONES) @ THE
CORRECT ANSWER IS C (ALWAYS CHOOSE "C" IF YOU REALLY DO NOT KNOW....) THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "MARRIED WITH HORMONES"
(THE SECOND TITLE IS "MARRIED WITH A DIRTY MIND" THAT IS WHY SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE CHOSEN ANSWER "B")) @ THE NIGHT IS
FOGGY.... NO!! THE NIGHT IS DAMP...NO!!! THE NIGHT IS MOIST....NO!!!! YES !! I HAVE GOT IT!!!! THE NIGHT IS ........
NOT...... IF YOU LIVE IN HOLLAND AND IF YOU CAN RECEIVE RTL-4 AND IF YOU WERE ALSO HOME ON 24-01-1992, THEN YOU MIGHT NOW
WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT I AM TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE "THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN" IT WAS A VERY STRANGE FILM,
NICE BUT STRANGE OOOOOPS, I ALMOST FORGOT TO THANK def FOR COPYING THE GAME "SCRABBLE" I DID NOT EXPAND MY WORD
PERFECT DICTIONARY WITH IT, BUT IT IS A NICE TWO-OR-MORE-PLAYERS-GAME-WHEN-YOU-GOT-NOTHING-BETTER-TO-DO-THAN-PLAY-STUPID-
GAMES-LIKE-SCRABBLE-WHICH-IS-A-TWO-OR-MORE-PL........YES, IT IS A WORD (OR IS IT A SENTENCE ?) THAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND
ON.........IT IS JUST LIKE THIS SCROLLER. THIS SCROLL ALSO LOOKS LIKE IS HAS GOT NO END. BUT AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY,
ALL THINGS END. JUST LIKE FRIDAY, THAT HAS ENDED ALSO BECAUSE THE TIME IS NOW 00:40, SO IT IS ALREADY SATURDAY AND WHEN IT IS
SATURDAY, FRIDAY HAS ENDED. WAAROM MAKKELIJK DOEN ALS HET WEHKAMP KAN ? ? ? I THINK I AM GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP
BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A BUSY DAY AND I AM VERY TIRED @ BUT FIRST I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING (QUESTION: WHO IS YOU ?
ANSWER:EVERYBODY WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS), THE QUESTION IS: WHO CAN SUPPLY ME WITH A FAST PC-EMULATOR FOR THE AMIGA.......
THE ONES I HAVE HAD WERE SLOW OR JUST NOT WORKING RIGHT....BUT IF YOU HAVE A WORKING, FAST MS-PC-DOS-EMU-OR-TRANS......(IN
PLAIN ENGLISH THAT IS A PC-EMULATOR OR A MS-DOS TRANSFORMER) CONTACT ME AT: RADAVI m P.O.BOX 7143 m 3430 JC
NIEUWEGEIN PS. SEND THE DISK WITH THE PROGRAM ON IT WITH YOUR LETTER, I WILL SEND YOU YOUR DISK(S) BACK (IF YOU HAVE
MENTIONED YOUR ADDRESS...) BY THE WAY, THIS WAS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE MENTIONED MY ADDRESS, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO WRITE IT DOWN AT LEAST ONE TIME..........I HOPE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I HAVE TO TYPE IN MY ADDRESS......IN OTHER WORDS
....I HOPE TO OPEN A P.O.BOX SOON........BUT AS YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT @ NOW I AM GOING THE
EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING.........(TYPING MAKES YOU THIRSTY AND HUNGRY) @ STILL NOT REACHED THAT MAGICAL NUMBER OF 500
LINES (I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH KILOBYTES THAT WILL BE BUT AT THE MOMENT THE LENGTH OF THIS TEXTFILE IS: 20571, THERE ARE 300
LINES AND 3553 WORDS). I THINK THAT TODAY I WILL GO SEE def, abc AND MAYBE jkl TOO. WHY MAYBE jkl ? WELL, HE LIVES
A LITTLE BIT (OR IS IT: A LITTLE BYTE ?) FURTHER THAN THE OTHER MEMBERS I THINK THAT abc HAS NOT TYPED A SINGLE LINE FOR
THIS TEXTMO, BUT I HOPE HE WILL HAVE WORKED ON THE SOURCECODE FOR THIS WONDERFUL PRODUCTION. AT THE MOMENT I AM LISTENING
TO THE CD OF TEN-SHARP: UNDER THE WATER-LINE I THINK IT IS A GREAT CD BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE OPPOSITE......
IT'S ALRIGHT WITH ME, AS LONG AS YOU ARE BY MY SIDE (YOU; THEN-SHARP) YESTERDAY I SAW A VERY STRANGE CLIP OF "YOU" ON
SUPER CHANNEL. I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY HAVE AN OTHER CLIP THAN MTV BUT I LIKED IT ANYWAY. I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER
IDEA FOR A DEMO. THIS DEMO HAS GOT A VERY LONG SCROLLTEXT (THE LONGEST EVER ???) BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE A DEMO WITH THE
SHORTEST SCROLL EVER. FOR EXAMPLE A SCROLL WITH ONLY THE TEXT:"!" OR IS THAT A LAME IDEA ??? YEAH, I THOUGHT SO
..........NO FURTHER INSPIRATION FOR NOW, SO JUST SOME SPACE FOR NOW OOOOH, DO YOU KNOW ???? AND DO YOU CARE ????
DRINKING CAN BREAK YOUR HEART IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME BY NOW, YOU WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER NOW ME (YES, I AM LISTENING
TO MTV ON THE SIMPLY RED WEEKEND) YESTERDAY I HAVE RE-RELEASED THE PREVAIL PACK 01 (THE DISK-DRIVE OF abc HAS DESTROYED
MY DISK) SO TODAY I CAN GO TO jkl AND LET HIM COPY IT. HE WANTED HYPNAUTIC HAMMER II (GREAT MUSIC) I ONLY HAVE TO
TYPE 170 MORE LINES AND I HAVE REACHED MY GOAL: 500 LINES..............I AM JUST READY WITH THE MAKING OF GAMES PACK #06; IT
CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING GAMES: TANX, SCRABBLE, RAD VAN FORTUIN (I KNOW IT ARE OLD GAMES.......) HALF AN HOUR AGO
AMBRISH LEFT. WE HAVE SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH PLAYING GAMES LIKE: TWINTRIS, LOTUS ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE II, DOUBLE DRAGON
III, THE GODFATHER, PRO TENNIS TOUR II AND SUPER OFFROAD. PRO TENNIS TOUR AND THE GODFATHER WERE PLAYED FOR ABOUT 1 (ONE)
MINUTE, BECAUSE IT ARE VERY SHIT GAMES. WE HAVE PLAYED DOUBLE DRAGON III FOR THREE MINUTES (YOU CANNOT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF
EACHOTHER). WE PLAYED LOTUS ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES AND WE SPENT 35 MINUTES ON TWINTRIS. BUT THE
WINNER OF THIS AFTERNOON WAS SUPER OFFROAD. SPEAKING OF WINNERS, YOU MIGHT WONDER WHO HAS WON THE SEVERAL GAMES WE PLAYED
TOGETHER. FIRST LOTUS ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE II, THE WINNER WAS........ME, MYSELF, I, AND ghi !!!! (WHO ELSE?) ON TWINTRIS
IT WAS MORE OR LESS A TIE (GELIJKSPEL) AND FINALLY ON SUPER OFFROAD AMBRISH WAS WINNER (NOT A VERY GLORIOUS WINNER, BUT STILL
A WINNER) WHEN WE (WE ???) ARE SPEAKING OF WINNERS, I MUST TELL YOU ABOUT THE MUSIC I AM LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT. I AM
LISTENING TO THE CD: "THE WINNERS 1" AT THE MOMENT I HEAR: "OWNER OF A LONELY HEART" FROM YES.......THAT MEANS THAT THE
NEXT SONG WILL BE A SHIT SONG, BUT THE NUMBER THAT WILL FOLLOW IS THE BEST ON WHOLE THE COMPACT DISC....THE LIVE VERSION OF: "IS
SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?" FROM JOE JACKSON (I BELIEVE HE IS NOT RELATED TO MICHAEL, JANET, JERMAINE AND LATOYA.....)
I JUST SKIPPED NUMBER SIX (UNCHAIN MY HEART, FROM JOE COCKER) SO I AM LISTENING TO JOE JACKSON NOW.......(PUMP UP THE VOLUME
!!!) TURN DOWN THE VOLUME AND SKIP THE NEXT SONG.......AFTER SKIPPING SOME SONGS I REACH NUMBER 11. TRACK 11 IS A SONG
CALLED: "WALK ON THE WILD SIDE" SUNG BY LOU REED.......I THINK IT IS BETTER THAN MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH.......TALKING
ABOUT THOSE LAMERS, MARKY MARK AND ANOTHER DUDE (OF HIS POSSE) WERE THIS MORNING ON THE MTV-USA-TOP-20-VIDEO-COUNTDOWN (OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT MARKY WAS PRESENTING, BAM !!! MY TV WAS OFF !!!! ALL IN ALL, I DID NOT
HAVE THE TIME TODAY TO GO TO MY FELLOW EFFECT MEMBERS.......I MIGHT GO TO abc TONIGHT (NOT WHILE "HUNTER" IS ON THE TV)........
WHEN I AM WITH abc I CAN SAY HIM THAT I HAVE SENT A LETTER AND DISKS TO LUXEMBOURG. I WILL ALSO TELL HIM TO CHECK HIS DISK-
DRIVE (DICK-DRIVE) SHIT, I FORGOT TO ASK AMBRISH TO WRITE SOME SENSE OR NONSENSE IN THIS SCROLLTEXT.........NOW I HAVE TO
DO IT ALL BY MYSELF.......I WANNA BE FREE, BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF (2 BROTHERS OF THE 4TH FLOOR) IT IS SUNDAY, AND ONE
OF THE MOST BORING DAYS IS.......YES THAT'S RIGHT: SUNDAY (SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY; U2) SOME PEOPLE ARE (ICE)-
SKATING, BUT NOT ME......I HATE TO SKATE.......YOU GET TIRED, YOU ARE COLD (YOU MOSTLY SKATE IN THE WINTER) AND I DO NOT SEE THE
FUN OF IT. I LIKE TO WATCH THE EUROPEAN OR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, BUT DO IT MYSELF: NO THANKS !! LATER TODAY I WILL
GO TO SEBAS TO GET MY CD-SINGLES BACK AND GIVE HIM THE MOVIE I COPIED FOR HIM..........(YOU CAN GUESS THREE TIMES, IS THE MOVIE
I COPIED: A: OUT FOR JUSTICE B: KING RALPH C: MARRIED WITH HORMONES YES !!!, IT IS AGAIN ANSWER "C")
SEBAS GOT A NEW GAME CALLED "HEIMDALL", IT IS FIVE (5) DISKS LONG AND THE FIRST PARTS ARE NICE, BUT WHEN YOU ARE ON THE DIFFERENT
ISLANDS, IT IS A VERY BORING SHIT GAME. THEREFORE I WILL NO LONGER TALK ABOUT THAT GAME. IF EVERYTHING IS OKE (OKAY), THEN
abc IS CODING AT THE MOMENT. HE IS CODING AN INTRO FOR EFFECT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF INTRO, BUT I WILL SEE HOW MUCH
PROGRESS HE HAS MADE WHEN I GO SEE HIM TONIGHT OR LATER THIS AFTERNOON. I HAVE ABOUT 78% OF MY "GOAL" TEXT; I HAVE 380 LINES
OF PURE, NO-USE-AND-NOTHING-NEW-OR-SPECIAL-INTERESTING-OR-INTELLECTUAL-FUN-SCROLL-TEXT AND YET AGAIN A WORD OF ONE LINE (IT
IS NOT REALLY A WORD; IT ARE SEVERAL WORDS WHICH ARE CONNECTED BY LITTLE LINES (-) ) EARLIER TODAY I WENT TO def AND abc
(THEY WERE DIGITIZING BUT IT DID NOT WORK VERY WELL. A VERY HIGH TONE WAS HEARD ALL THE TIME AND THEY COULD NOT FIGURE WERE
IT CAME FROM) AND IT TURNED OUT THAT THEY STILL DID NOT TYPE VERY MUCH TEXT. THEY BOTH TYPED ABOUT 3 KILOBYTES THAT
IS NOT ENOUGH GUYS !!! I THINK I WILL SAVE THIS TEXT AND LOAD WORD-PERFECT TO CHECK THIS TEXT ON ERRORS.........(I WILL NOT
BE ABLE TO GET ALL ERRORS OUT OF IT, BUT MOST ERRORS WILL BE DETECTED BY MYSELF, ME, I AND WORD-PERFECT) NO ERRORS WHERE THE
DETECTED; THIS CAN MEAN (AT LEAST) TWO (2) THINGS: 1: THERE WERE NO ERRORS 2: THERE WERE ERRORS BUT WORD-PERFECT DID NOT
RECOGNIZE THEM AS ERRORS TOMORROW I HAVE TO START WORKING. I WILL WORK FOR 6 WEEKS AND I WILL GET PAID: NOTHING,
NJENTE, 0,0 , RIEN, ENZ. THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS A "STAGE" (I ENGLISH THAT IS A TRAINING PERIOD) AND THE COMPANY I WORK FOR
WILL PAY THE SCHOOL. THE SCHOOL WILL DIVIDE THE MONEY THEY GOT TO THE STUDENTS (BUT 70% WILL KEEP THE SCHOOL HERSELF
(BASTARDS) ) THEREFORE I AM NOT REALLY MOTIVATED TO GO TO WORK (I WILL LEAVE MY HOME AT 07.00 AND WILL GET BACK AROUND
18.10) AND WHEN I GET HOME I MUST MAKE A REPORT OF WHAT I HAVE DONE THAT DAY, WEEK AND POST IT TO SCHOOL. AFTER THOSE
SIX WEEKS I HAVE TO MAKE A BIG REPORT ABOUT THE WHOLE COMPANY, THE HISTORY OF THE COMPANY, WHAT I HAVE DONE THERE, WHAT I HAVE
LEARNED THERE AND IT MUST BE ABOUT 20 PAGES. I ALSO HAVE TO MAKE A REPORT FOR "RELIGION" (GODSDIENST), THAT REPORT MUST BE
ABOUT 5 PAGES LONG AND MUST CONTAIN THE DESCRIBING AND SOLUTION OF ETHICAL PROBLEMS WHICH WERE HANDLED DURING MY STAY THERE.
THEY ALWAYS THINK YOU HAVE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE STUPID REPORTS ABOUT EVEN MORE STUPID ISSUES. I THINK
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TEXT I WILL WRITE FOR THIS SCROLLTEXT, BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIME TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT THIS WEEK.
MAYBE I HAVE SOME NEW, FRESH IDEAS NEXT FRIDAY, WHEN I WILL RETURN TO THIS WONDERFUL AND FABULOUS SCROLLTEXT. @ IT IS NOT
FRIDAY BUT IT IS TUESDAY. I HAVE JUST SEEN A NEW COMEDY PROGRAM, IT IS CALLED: "MEER MAG DAT NIET ZIJN" AND THEY HAD A FEW NICE
EXPRESSIONS LIKE: "ALS IK ME DAGELIJKS MASTURBEER, DAN DOE IK HET WEKELIJKS ZEVEN KEER.........." YO SEBAS (NO FURTHER
COMMENT) YESTERDAY jkl CAME BY ME, AND I COPIED "HOUSEmPARTYmII". I AM NOW LISTENING TO IT AND I LIKE IT VERY MUCH, THANK
YOU MAN !!! ...DE RODE SCHOENTJES.... AND NOW SOME WORDS FROM MY DEAR FRIEND (HA!!!) MOUSE..........HELLO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
BEHIND YOUR COLOR SCREENS, (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COLOR SCREEN, YOU ARE GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCK ON THE MOON..YES!) AN IDIOT
GETS INSPIRATIONS FROM A MOTHER EARTH CALLED ...NOTHING. BESIDES HOW DO YOU GET TEN GAYS ON ONE BARSTOOL ? TURN IT
UPSIDE DOWN. OLD BUT VERY FUNNY. IF YOU GO TO SWITZERLAND GREAT HER IN THE AIR BECAUSE NATURE HAS DONE THINGS THAT SEBAS VAN
TELLINGEN, MARTINUSGAARDE 25, 3436 RE, 03402-37905 IN HOLLAND HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE (I DON'T WANT TO FUCK SEBAS WITH THIS KIND
OF STUFF BUT SOMETIMES HE IS JUST LIKE A HORSE WHO HAS EATEN FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN JULY AND THAT HAD NEVER GET MORE
INSUFFICIENT ORDINARY FUNNY TIP-TOPERS,BESIDES A DOG AIN'T NO HORSE WITH A HAT). REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND
(FOR GAYS: BOYFRIENDS) I WANT TO FUCK UP JEROEN BROUWER BECAUSE HE IS JUST AS UGLY AS HIS PARENTS SPACE CRAFT AIR MOON
STRUCTURE NAIL POLISHER. IF YOU LIKE THIS SENTENCE.....GET LOST I HATE YOU BECAUSE A COP WANTS HIS DINNER AT 7 A.M IN THE EVENING.
TEUN, MESSAGE FOR YOU, DO YOU LIKE SPACE CAKE OLD FUNNY DRILOPERHATDOWNINCOMMERBIGACHIEVEDORDINARYASSHOLE. THIS VERB IS ONLY
READABLE BACKWARDS. JUST KIDDING YOU FOOLS. BESIDES IF GERMAN PEOPLE READ THIS THEY CAN'T SLEEP AT THE MOMENT. WHICH QUESTION
CAN'T YOU ANSWER WITH YES? ARE YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKER? DON'T TELL YOUR MAMA BECAUSE SHE IS A BABYSITTER NOT TO SAY YOUR
ABYSITTER......ALL GIRLS, IF YOU WANT A HOT BOYFRIEND, WRITE S.V.T (SEBAS VAN TELLINGEN) SEND HIM YOUR PICTURE OF YOUR NAKED
MIDDLE AND YOUR BRESTS. THIS ALSO IS MEANT FOR BOYS BECAUSE SEBAS GETS THEM ALL. GREETINGS TO THE COOLEST PERSON IN SPACY
LAND **** MR. MAD MOUSE ****, IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT HIM, WRITE TO: MR.MAD MOUSE, GERMANY, FELDSTRASSE 5, BERLIN BEHIND
THE WALL, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE SINCE I SHOWED HIM/HER MY DICK. ALL COMPUTERNERDS, GET LOST IN YOUR MEGS AND SCROLL
UP YOUR IDIOMS TO LOOSE GROUND. THE NEW MUSIC ITEM IS HOUSE ESOUH HOUSE ESUOS HOUSE. IN DUTCH: HUIS. BYE BYE. REMCO VAN VEEN
IS COOL, CAROLIEN TOO ????????? (RADAVI: THANK YOU FOR ABOUT 30 LINES OF TEXT) I JUST MADE A VERY BIG AND STUPID
MISTAKE, I HAVE COPIED PREVAIL PACK 01 ON MY GAMES PACK #02 INSTEAD OF ON ANOTHER DISK........FOUTJE, BEDANKT !!!!! HERE IS A
JOKE I HEARD AT WORK TODAY......HOE ZEGGEN ZE IN FRIESLAND: "NEUKEN" ? HETZELFDE ALS HOE DE ENGELSEN "WITTE BONEN"
ZEGGEN (WHITE BEANS) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....MISTER ELTON JOHN.......'T IS WEEKEND EN WE ZIJN WE
LEKKER VRIJ.......(M&M'S).........YES YOU ARE RIGHT, MY IMAGINATION HAS STOPPED. I CANNOT TYPE MORE SCROLLTEXT. AND
NOW I WILL TEACH YOU SOME (NEW) ENGLISH WORDS. I TOOK THEM FROM THE BEST DIARY (AGENDA) IN THE WORLD: "JOOP KLEPZEIKER
SCHOOLAGENDA" IT ARE WORDS WITH "DUTCH" IN IT, AND THEY ALL MEAN SOMETHING NOT SO POSITIVE......HERE THEY ARE.......DUTCH
GLEEK: FLINK ZUIPEN m DUTCH METAL: IMITATIE GOUD m DUTCH NIGHTINGALE: EEN KIKKER m DUTCH OVENS: MET IEMAND IN BED
LIGGEN, EEN WIND LATEN EN DAN MET DE LAKENS GAAN WAPPEREN m DUTCH TREAT: IEDEREEN BETAALT VOOR ZICHZELF IN EEN BAR OF
RESTAURANT m DUTCH ACTION: EEN STOMMITEIT m DUTCH WIDOW: PROSTITUEE m A DUTCH WIFE: GLEUFDIER m TO BEAT THE
DUTCH: IETS GOED DOEN m TO BE IN DUTCH: IN ONGENADE VALLEN m TO DUTCH IT: OPLICHTEN m DUTCH AUCTION: IETS DUUR
AANBIEDEN EN DAN STEEDS MEER ZAKKEN m DUTCH BARGAIN: EEN DEAL MAKEN MET EEN FLINKE SLOK OP m DUTCH CAP: PESSARIUM
(VOORBEHOEDSMIDDEL) m DUTCH COMFORT: SLECHTE OMSTANDIGHEDEN m DUTCH CONCERT: EEN UITVOERING WAARBIJ IEDEREEN DOOR
ELKAAR HEEN ZINGT m DUTCH COURAGE: DRONKEMANS-BRAVOUR m DUTCH CUT: BLOEMPOTKAPSEL m DUTCH FEAST: FEEST WAARBIJ
DE GASTHEER HET EERST DRONKEN IS m DUTCH FOOT: EENDEPOOT m TO DO THE DUTCH ACT: ZELFMOORD PLEGEN m THE DUTCH HAVE
TAKEN HOLLAND: ALS IEMAND EEN VERHAAL VERTELT DAT IEDEREEN AL KENT......AND WITH THE HELP OF THESE WORDS, I HAVE REACHED THE
500 LINES. LET'S HAVE A PARTY.. . ....IT IS NOW SUNDAY AND THE PARTY IS OVER. I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR SOME PERSONAL
GREETINGS.........HELLO TO: SPEEDBOY (SANCTUARY), FLYNN (SDP), RAVE, HAWK (SANCTUARY), TMA (SANCTUARY), KR'33 (AXIS), THE AXE
COMPANY, MOUSE AND SOME OTHERS I HAVE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN. I CAN'T DANCE, I CAN'T TALK. THE ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY
THAT I TYPE MY SCROLL TEXT......(?)..... THE STRANGEST THING JUST HAPPENED: DO YOU REMEMBER THE OLD GAME: "RICK DANGEROUS",
WELL I RECRUNCHED IT AND I PLAYED IT. AFTER THAT I WANTED TO PLAY ANOTHER LEVEL, SO I RESET MY COMPUTER AND LOAD THE GAME
AGAIN. GUESS WHAT, I GET A GURU !!! I AM AMAZED BECAUSE I JUST CANNOT LOAD THE GAME ANYMORE. IF YOU KNOW WHAT HAS
HAPPENED, CONTACT ME. THE ADDRESS IS MENTIONED A FEW TIMES BEFORE SO YOU SHOULD KNOW IT BY NOW. I THINK I WILL GO BACK
TO def AND RE-COPY RICK DANGEROUS, DECRUNCH IT RE-CRUNCH IT AND SEE IF IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. I WILL ALSO COPY RICK
DANGEROUS 2,5 AND PUT IT TOGETHER WITH RICK DANGEROUS I ON A GAME PACK (PROBABLY IT WILL BE ON GAMES PACK 7 OR 8) I HAVE
FOUND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH RICK DANGEROUS, NOTHING !!! I GUESS I JUST HAD SOMETHING IN MY COMPUTER, A NEW VIRUS OR
SOMETHING. BECAUSE SOME DAYS LATER, IT WORKED LIKE IT SHOULD, I AM REALLY AMAZED.....ANYWAY, IT IS NOW TOGETHER WITH RICK
DANGEROUS 2.5, INTERNATIONAL KARATE+ AND SKY FIGHT ON GAMES PACK #07. I ALREADY HAVE A FEW GAMES FOR NUMBER 8 (I BELIEVE I
CAN ALREADY MAKE THAT ONE), SO THAT ONE WILL BE READY WHEN THIS DEMO/TEXTMO IS RELEASED. I JUST HEARD THE NUMBER ONE SONG
IN THE U.K. AT THE MOMENT, IT IS WET WET WET. I LIKE THE SONG VERY MUCH, THE NUMBER TWO IS ALSO A NICE ONE (I DID NOT SAY
THAT THE NUMBER TWO IS GOOD, I ONLY SAID IT IS A NICE SONG). THE NUMBER TWO IS KYLIE MINOGUE WITH: GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE
MORE TIME. IT IS BETTER THAN THE LAST FEW SONGS. @ IT IS AGAIN WEEKEND. TOMORROW MY FRIEND RAVE IS COMING TO ME.
HE HAS JUST BOUGHT AN AMIGA AND HE WILL COME A DAY TO ME TO ASK SOME THING AND TO COPY SOME GAMES (AND OFCOURSE SOME EFFECT
PRODUCTIONS) I HAVE JUST SEEN A SISSY. YES, I AM TALKING ABOUT THE NEW FUCKING STUPID MICHAEL JACKSON CLIP. REMEMBER
THE TIME (I REMEMBER THE TIME HE LOOKED LIKE A MAN AND HE WAS BLACK, NOW HE IS ALMOST A GIRL AND IS WHITE.....) THE ONLY
GOOD THING ABOUT THE CLIP IS THAT IT FEATURES EDDIE MURPHY. THE OTHER THING I LIKED WAS, AGAIN, THE MORPHING (DID YOU SEE
TERMINATOR 2 ?) HE ALSO USED IT IN BLACK OR WHITE (AT THE END WITH THE FACES) BECAUSE HE USED IT, AND BECAUSE EDDIE MURPHY
PLAYS A PART IN IT, IT MIGHT BE POPULAR (OR WILL IT BE BECAUSE MAGIC JOHNSON ALSO PLAYS A PART IN THIS STUPID CLIP ???)
I JUST GOT MY GRADES OF SCHOOL WITH THE POST.......SHIT........THE HAD TO MAIL IT BECAUSE I WILL NOT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 7
WEEKS, I GO TO SCHOOL IN 4 WEEKS (I HAVE ONE WEEK OF VACATION AND 6 WEEKS OF "STAGE" (I DO NOT BELIEVE THERE IS AN ENGLISH WORD
FOR THAT)) I ALREADY HAD THE WEEK OF VACATION. @ YESTERDAY RAVE WENT TO MY PLACE AND WE HAD A LOT OF FUN. IN THE
EVENING WE WENT TO "DE BATEN". THERE WAS A SORT OF A COMPUTER PARTY BUT IT WAS JUST AS BORING AS THE MONTH BEFORE AND BEFORE
AND BEFORE. IN LESS THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES I AM GOING AWAY TO BORROW A SAMPLER FROM SOMEONE. AFTER THAT I WILL GO TO def
AND COPY SOME NEW, HOT, NICE STUFF (HE ALSO WENT TO "DE BATEN" AND HE HAS COPIED A FEW DISKS, I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE ANY
FUN THING BETWEEN THOSE DISKS) YES, IT WAS AS I EXPECTED: THERE WAS NO FUN DISK BETWEEN THEM !!! BUT I DID COPY A DEMO:
IT WAS "ODYSSEY" FROM ALCATRAZ. IT IS A NICE DEMO BUT A LITTLE BIT BORING BECAUSE THERE ARE NO NEW THINGS IN IT. JUST SOME
PICTURES AND SOME VECTORS. AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY....... NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY
LIVE GOT TWISTED UPSET DOWN. AND I LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME "THE PRINCE" OF A
TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR. IN WEST-PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS. CHILIN' OUT
MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL, ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL, WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS, THEY WHERE UP TO NO GOOD,
STARTING MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID: YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR
AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR. I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENCE PLATE SAID FRESH AND HAD A DICE ON THE
MIRROR, IF ANYTHING I'D SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT NAH FORGET IT, YO HOME TO BEL-AIR. I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE
ABOUT 7 OR LATER, I YELLED TO THE CABBIE YO HOME SMELL YA LATER. LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THROWN
AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR................I HAVE NOW REACHED A MAGICAL NUMBER OF LINES: 555 !!! LEEEOOOOOO LEEEEOOOO..........
IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE TWO STUPID NORWEGIANS, "OUR" LEO WOULD HAVE WON THE GOLD. IT ONLY WAS ABOUT 0.09 SECONDS OF DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN KOSS AND VISSER. SHIT SHIT. BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER NOW ANYMORE.....BECAUSE BART VELDKAMP WON THE LONGEST DISTANCE,
THE 10.000 METER !!! (I BELIEVE THE FINAL STANDINGS WERE LIKE THIS: NED / NOR / NOR / NED) YESTERDAY I BOUGHT A
NEW COMPACT DISC (MOST PEOPLE KNOW THEM BY THE NAME OF CD) THE NAME OF THE CD (!) IS: "THE GREATEST HITS '92 - VOL. 1" AND
CONTAINS 18 TRACKS (I GUESS THEY ALL ARE HITS...) I WILL NOW MENTION A FEW NAMES OF ARTISTS AND GROUPS WHO ARE ON THE CD:
THE KLF, SHANICE, LISA STANSFIELD, CE CE PENISTON, P.M. DAWN, SALT'N'PEPPA, EAST SIDE BEAT AND ELEVEN (11) OTHER NAMES. I DO
NOT LIKE ABOUT FIVE (5) OF THE EIGHTEEN (18) SONGS. THE ONE I DON'T LIKE ARE: TINA TURNER, SNAP, U2 (THEY USED TO MAKE NICE
MUSIC, BUT "ACHTUNG BABY" IS REAL SHIT), MICHAEL BOLTON AND FINALLY THE WORST SINGING (IS IT SINGING ?) BAND, GROUP OR BUNCH
OF ASSHOLES ?....SORRY, I CANNOT TYPE THE NAME OF THESE FAGITS.......ANYWAY THE SONG IS CALLED: "IF YOU GO AWAY" (I WISH
THEY WOULD GO AWAY !) IN LESS THAN A WEEK IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. I WILL THAN BE 19 YEARS OLD. (THAT MAKES ME (I ALREADY AM
OFCOURSE) THE SECOND OLDEST PERSON IN EFFECT). THE SATURDAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS GOING TO BE AN EFFECT MEETING (TOO BAD THAT
YOU CANNOT COME jkl, BUT ANYWAY: HAVE FUN IN SWITZERLAND !!!...GREETINGS TO REBECCA...). SO NEXT WEEK WE ARE PROBABLY GOING
TO BE BUSY WITH THE DEMO YOU ARE WATCHING/READING AT THE MOMENT. THERE ARE A FEW IDEAS OF HOW IT HAS TO BECOME, BUT I DO NOT
THINK THAT ANY OF THESE IDEAS WILL BE SHOWN IN THIS DEMO. THERE ARE A FEW REASONS FOR THAT; abc DOES NOT AGREE WITH ALL
IDEAS, AND HE MUST MAKE THEM. ANOTHER REASON IS THE FACT THAT IT IS JUST NOT THAT SIMPLE TO PROGRAM SOME OF THE IDEAS (...
RASTER TIME...) AND, OFCOURSE, A LOT OF IDEAS ARE JUST STUPID. SOME MEMBERS LIKE AN IDEA, SOME DISLIKE THEM. CONCLUSION:
THIS WILL BE A DEMO WITH IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS OF ALL MEMBERS. AND NOW I WILL ANSWER A QUESTION WHICH WAS ASKED ME IN THE
SCROLLTEXT OF THE "WIPPER-GAME-PACK-ONE". ASCHWIN, I DO NOT KNOW WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY I AM SO CRAZY.....(YOU CAN ASK MY
PARENTS BUT I AM AFRAID THEY DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER EITHER !) jkl: YES IT IS TRUE, ALL REBECCA'S ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
MESSAGE TO ALL READERS: IF YOU KNOW A REBECCA WHO IS AN UGLY DAUGHTER OF A BITCH, WRITE ME A LETTER (PS. DO NOT, I REPEAT,
DO NOT SEND A PHOTOGRAPH OF HER. IF SHE REALLY IS UGLY, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HER PICTURE...) I GUESS YOU ALREADY KNOW
THE ADDRESS TO WRITE TO, I HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE (IF YOU HAVE NOT WRITTEN IT DOWN, YOU MUST RE-READ THIS SCROLLTEXT, OR
YOU AN GO BACK WITH THE ARROWS (I DO NOT KNOW IF THAT IS STILL POSSIBLE) ) AND NOW SOME COMMENT ABOUT THE "WIPPER-GAME-
PACK-ONE": YO ASCHWIN, THE SCROLL-TEXT OF THE BOOT-LOADER HAD (AND STILL HAS) A LOT OF "SPEL FOUTEN", SPELL MISTAKE (?). AND
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, I AM ONLY TALKING ABOUT SPELLING ERRORS (WRITEN INSTEAD OF WRITTEN AND THINGS
LIKE THAT !) @ A JUDGE HERE IN HOLLAND HAS MADE AN AWFUL DECISION; HE DECIDED TO TAKE THE SINGLES FROM FORTUNA AND
APOTHEOSIS OUT OF ROULATION. IT MAY NOT EVEN BE PLAYED ON THE RADIO STUPID PIGS ANYWAY (...THE WAY WHICH
IS CALLED ANY ???), BY TALKING ALL OF THIS SHIT, I HAVE REACHED MORE THAN 600 (SIX HUNDRED) LINES OF TEXT. I CONGRATULATE
MYSELF. CONGRATULATIONS ! TALKING ABOUT CONGRATULATIONS, TOMORROW IT WILL BE 27 FEBRUARY 1992, THAT IS MY BIRTHDAY,
VERJAARDAG, GEBURTSTAG. I WONDER WHAT (AND HOW MUCH) PRESENTS I WILL GET. I JUST SAW "DIAL-MTV", AND I WAS A LITTLE BIT
SURPRISED. WHAT HAPPENED ? I WILL TELL YOU. I SAW REBECCA DE RUVO WITH GLASSED ON !!! YOU MUST GET USED TO THAT
!!! (IT MAKES HER LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT) (MAYBE THAT IS THE REASON WHY SHE IS WEARING THEM......) TWENTY MINUTES
AGO I BOUGHT A NEW COMPACT DISC, THE NAME OF THE CD IS: "DE SPANNENDE VERHALEN VAN OME HENK". IT IS NOT A MUSIC CD BUT A
LISTEN CD. WHEN YOU LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE LAUGHING FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES. THE COVER OF THE COMPACT DISC IS ALSO GREAT,
IT WAS DRAWN BY ERIC SCHREURS (THE CREATOR OF "JOOP KLEPZEIKER" AND "DICK VAN BIL"). I WILL NOW QUOTE A PIECE OF THE CD (IT
WILL BE MY NEXT SLOGAN): "JEUK IS LEUK PIJN IS FIJN BLOED IS GOED" THE CD CONTAINS FOUR SONGS. ONE IS
BASED ON SEVERAL "SINTERKLAAS" SONGS, THE SECOND ONE IS BASED ON "I'VE GOT THE POWER" FROM SNAP. THE THIRD SONG IS BASED ON
SEVERAL SONGS AND HAS A GREAT SONG-TEXT. THE MAIN ITEM OF THE SONG IS "ZURE REGEN" (ACID RAIN). THE LAST SONG IS ABOUT
CHRISTMAS (NOT MUCH WORDS BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER) AND NOW THE THREE "MTV-R'S" TAKEN FROM THE MTV ROCK-N-RAP-A-THON:
ROCK m RAP m RADICAL m REBEL m ROMANCE m RAW m RAGE m RELEVANT m REACT m RESTLESS m RIGHTEOUS WHAT DOES THAT GOT TO DO
WITH THIS SCROLLTEXT ??? SORRY, I REALLY (YES, ANOTHER "R" WORD) DO NOT KNOW. OR IS IT THAT IT IS JUST TO GET
ANOTHER LINE OF TEXT ?!?! IT IS NOW 7 MARCH AND WE ARE HERE AT MY PLACE WITH THREE COMPUTERS. WE ARE BUSY WITH THE
DEMO YOU ARE LOOKING AT. abc IS BUSY WITH THE SOURCECODE, def IS DRAWING A FONT. jkl IS HAVING FUN WITH REBECCA.....
AND I AM, YES I AM WRITING THIS TEXT (IT IS THE EASIEST THING OF THE THREE (?) ) jkl IS HERE NOW ALSO AND HE GOT THE CD-
SINGLE OF 2 UNLIMITED WITH HIM. I AM NOW TAPING IT. HE ALSO BROUGHT ME SOME CHOCOLATE FROM ZWITZERLAND, THANKS !!! NOW
IT IS THE DAY AFTER (!) AND THAT STUPID jkl FORGOT HIS CD-SINGLE, NOW I HAVE TO BRING IT BACK TO HIM. ON THE WAY TO jkl, I
WAS LISTENING TO MY WALKMAN AND I HEARD A MIX FROM THE 2 LIVE CREW....ONE AND ONE, WE'RE HAVING SOME FUN IN THE BEDROOM ALL
DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. TWO AND TWO, I TOOK OF MY SHOES IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. THREE AND THREE,
SHE UNDRESSED ME IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. FOUR AND FOUR, WE FUCKED ON THE FLOOR IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY
AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. FIVE AND FIVE, I PUT UP HER THIES IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. SIX AND SIX, THE
BITCH SUCKED MY DICK IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. SEVEN AND SEVEN, WE WENT TO HEAVEN IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY
AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. EIGHT AND EIGHT, SHE MASTURBATED IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. NINE AND NINE, SHE
LICKED MY ASS IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT. TEN AND TEN, LET'S DO IT AGAIN IN THE BEDROOM ALL DAY AND ALL OF
THE NIGHT. GET OFF MY ASS BITCH !!! @ I HAVE CHANGED MY GOAL NOW. AT FIST, MY GOAL WAS TO REACH ABOUT 500 LINES.
NOW IT IS TO REACH 50 KILOBYTES OF TEXT. I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE VERY HARD BECAUSE I HAVE NOT EVEN REACHED THE 45 KILOBYTES
OF TEXT (MAYBE WITH THIS CRAP I HAVE JUST REACHED IT). ANYWAY, I HAVE NOW ABOUT 650 LINES OF TEXT. THAT MUST BE ABOUT 700
OR EVEN 750 LINES (WHEN I REACH THE 750 LINES I THINK I HAVE ABOUT 60 KILOBYTES). SOME PEOPLE MAY WONDER RIGHT NOW.
THEY PROBABLY THINK: "WHY MUST HE TYPE 750 LINES ? 700 LINES IS ALSO ABOUT 50 KILOBYTES !" WELL, I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN.
THE IDEA IS TO PUT SOME ANIMATIONS IN THIS SCROLLTEXT (IF THAT IS TRUE, YOU HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY NOTICED THAT !!!). THE
ANIMATIONS WILL CONTAIN OUR COMPUTER NAMES. IN TEXTEDITOR, I HAVE TYPED MANY TIMES OUR NAMES (ACUTE o NATIVE o STRIKER o
AND OFCOURSE o RADAVI). I INTEND TO REPLACE THOSE NAMES AND PUT SOME ANIMATIONS INSTEAD OF IT. THESE NAMES ARE FIVE,
SIX, OR SEVEN LETTERS LONG. THE ANIMATIONS WILL BE THREE LETTERS LONG. CONCLUSION: TWO, THREE OR FOUR OF MY LETTERS
WILL DISAPPEAR. THIS LEADS TO A LOSS OF BYTES !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW ??? GOOD, THEN I CAN CONTINUE MY SCROLLTEXT
NOW. LAST SATURDAY/SUNDAY (THAT IS THREE/FOUR DAYS AGO) WE MORE OR LESS DECIDED TO RELEASE THIS DEMO IN THE LAST WEEK OF
MARCH. PERSONALLY, I DO NOT THINK WE CAN MAKE THAT. I THINK IT IS MUCH TO SOON. THE REASON I THINK THAT, IS THAT I
BELIEVE THAT abc IS A GOOD CODER BUT NOT THAT GOOD. AND ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS VERY STRANGE IN SOME WAYS. FOR EXAMPLE; IF
A DEMO WORKS HE IS NOT SATISFIED WITH IT AND WANTS TO CHANGE ONE SINGLE THING. THE CONCLUSION IS THAT HE IS GOING TO RE-
WRITE THE WHOLE DEMO, JUST FOR ONE LITTLE ERROR. BUT THAT IS ENOUGH CRITICISM FOR ONE DAY, SO I AM GOING TO SAVE THIS TEXT
AND HAVE DINNER. JUST ANOTHER MESSAGE TO RAVE: I THANK YOU FOR THE DISKS YOU GAVE ME. IF YOU HAVE MORE 5.25 INCH DISKS,
YOU CAN ALWAYS GIVE THEM TO ME (3.5 INCH ARE ALSO WELCOME BUT I THINK YOU CAN YOU USE THEM YOURSELF AS WELL !). I WILL COME
TO YOUR PLACE IN A FEW WEEKS, I WILL CALL YOU UP TO SETTLE THE EXACT DATE ! TELL AUSTIN THAT HE MUST THROW AWAY HIS FUCKING
ATARI AND BUY AN AMIGA !!! @ MESSAGE TO DANNY (FLYNN): IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AND SPEAK TO YOU IN THE TRAM. PLEASE
HURRY WITH THAT SLIDE-SHOW OF YOURS !!! END OF MESSAGES. DANNY TOLD ME THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE (OR ALREADY HAS
BEEN) A TFA PARTY (TFA STANDS FOR: THE FLAME ARROWS) I HAVE CALLED def AND (IF IT IS POSSIBLE) WE ARE GOING TO RELEASE
THIS DEMO THERE !!! IF WE DECIDE TO DO IT, YOU HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY READ IT IN THE SCROLLTEXT BEFORE MINE (I THINK THAT
IS THE ONE OF abc (OR MAYBE NOT) ). IF YOU ASK ME, I DO NOT THINK WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT AT THAT DATE.....BUT YOU DID NOT
ASK ME, DID YOU ! WHILE CHECKING THIS TEXT, I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE NOT MENTIONED YET WHAT WAS ON GAMES PACK #08, SO HERE IT
COMES: KLAVERJASSEN - AMIGOIDS - MOTH - 3DPOOL @ YES, THEY ARE VERY OLD. BUT THEY WERE NOT SPREAD UNDER
THE EFFECT LABEL YET. NOW THEY ARE. @ FINALLY !!! (NO, I DON'T MEAN "FINALLY THE END OF THIS SCROLLTEXT")
WE FINALLY HAVE A POST-OFFICE-BOX (ALSO CALLED P.O.BOX) NOW WE HAVE A P.O.BOX, I HAD TO CHANGE ALL THE TIMES I HAVE
MENTIONED MY ADDRESS AND REPLACE IT WITH THE P.O.BOX NUMBER. AND JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT CONFUSED, I WILL NOW
MENTION (AGAIN) THE ADDRESS TO WRITE TO...........GET A PEN AND A PIECE OF PAPER................RADAVI n P.O.BOX 7143 n
3430 JC NIEUWEGEIN n THE NETHERLANDS @ ....GOT IT ???.....GOOD !!!....WE WILL APPRECIATE IT MORE WHEN YOU SEND
AS LEGAL AS POSSIBLE (DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THAT ??? THIS MEANS: DEMOS, INTROS, PD STUFF, MUSIC, ENZ.) I WILL NOW CALL
UP THE OTHER EFFECT MEMBERS AND TELL THEM THE HAPPY NEWS !IK HEB EEN MEISJE LEREN KENNEN IN DE BURGERKING, EN IK WAS METEEN
VERLIEFD. HELA HOLA TUTHOLA !!! (PATER MOESKROEN) HERE IN HOLLAND, IT IS VERY BAD WEATHER AT THE MOMENT. THE STORM
IS BLOWING LIKE HELL AND IT IS ALSO RAINING !!! CAN IT GET WORSE ??? TONIGHT I AM GOING TO abc AND ASK HIM ABOUT THE
ANIMATIONS. IF THEY WILL COME IN THIS SCROLL, I WILL ASK HIM THE ANIMATIONS CODES AND REPLACE THE NAMES WITH THE ANIMATIONS.
I GOT THE CODES FOR THE ANIMATIONS FROM HIM, AND I GUESS YOU HAVE ALREADY NOTICED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES....IF YOU HAVE NOT,
WAKE UP !!! YESTERDAY NIGHT, THERE WAS ANOTHER MEETING IN "DE BATEN". AND YET AGAIN, IT WAS VERY SHIT !!! THEY HAD
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW. BUT I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN, LET US TALK ABOUT THIS DEMO, CALLED "OVERKILL". YESTERDAY
NIGHT WE SHOWED SOME GUYS A FEW THINGS OF THIS DEMO, AND MOST PEOPLE LIKED IT SO FAR !!! WE ALSO ASKED SOME GUYS WHAT THE
WORLD-RECORD OF SCROLLTEXT WAS. THEY THOUGHT THAT THE LONGEST SCROLLTEXT SO FAR WAS ABOUT 70 KILOBYTES OF TEXT. WHEN I
HEARD THAT, I THOUGHT: "WE WILL HAVE MORE". I DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE, BUT I ALREADY HAVE ABOUT 50 KILOBYTES OF TEXT. IT
WILL NOT BE MUCH MORE, BUT WE STILL HAVE THREE OTHER MEMBERS WHO WILL ALSO TYPE SOME TEXT (I KNOW THAT jkl ALREADY HAS 20
KILOBYTES (THAT MAKES 70 KILOBYTES FOR JUST THE TWO OF US !!!) ). WE ALSO FOUND SOMETHING ELSE OUT. IT SEEMED THAT THE
TFA-PARTY WAS ALREADY ON MARCH 7, 1992 (IT IS NOW MARCH 15, 1992) WE DID NOT LIKE THAT, BUT THERE WILL (WE HOPE) BE
ANOTHER PARTY SOON, SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, SOMETIME.......AND NOW YET ANOTHER MESSAGE, THIS TIME IT IS A MESSAGE FOR REBECCA (NO,
NOT DE RUVO !!! JUST THE REBECCA FROM TEUN (SORRY I DO NOT KNOW YOUR LAST NAME...)...) HERE IT COMES: PLEASE GIVE TEUN A
PHOTOGRAPH OF YOURSELF, SO THAT HE CAN GIVE IT TO US !!! BY THE WAY, TEUN WANTS TO BE MORE THAN "JUST GOOD FRIENDS".......
(I BET TEUN WILL NOT LET YOU READ THIS, BUT THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO ROME (ARE THERE ??) ) AND NOW I AM GOING TO WATCH A GREAT
SERIES, IT IS CALLED: "LET THE BLOOD RUN FREE" IT IS A VERY STRANGE SERIES BUT IT IS GREAT !!! ANOTHER GREAT
SERIES IS, OFCOURSE, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. THE EPISODE I JUST SAW WAS ALSO GREAT, IT WAS THE EPISODE WHERE KELLY GETS A
TALKSHOW (WELL, SOMETHING LIKE IT) IN HOLLYWOOD. THE SHOW WAS CALLED: "VITAL SOCIAL ISSUES 'N STUFF WITH KELLY" THE MAINLY
TALKED ABOUT MAN'S BUTS AND BAD PERMS.......INTERESTING EH ??? I WILL NOW CUT THE TV-CRAP AND CONTINUE THE SCROLLTEXT-
CRAP (I GUESS IT WILL NOT BE VERY MUCH BECAUSE NOW I AM REALLY FUCKED UP WITH THIS SCROLL. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME, TRY TO
WRITE ABOUT 50 KILOBYTES OF PURE NONSENSE. IT IS NOT AS EASY AS YOU MIGHT THINK. BUT YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT, MOST SCROLLTEXTS
OF OTHER DEMOS AND INTROS (MENTROS, DENTROS, CONTROS, ETC.) ARE VERY SHORT) I HAVE JUST SEEN A GREAT MOVIE. IT IS NOT
FULL OF ACTION, FULL OF JOKES OR JUST FULL OF SPECIAL EFFECTS....BUT IT IS STILL A GREAT MOVIE. THE TITLE OF THAT MOVIE IS:
"PUMP UP THE VOLUME" ...NO THE MUSIC FROM M.A.R.S.S. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT...THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A GUY HE HAS HIS OWN
(ILLEGAL) RADIO-STATION. HE CALLS HIMSELF....H H H (HAPPY HARRY HARDON) HE WOKE UP THE TOWN AND SHITTED ON THE SCHOOL.
THIS MOVIE IS A MUST. SOME WISE WORDS (YES, I REALLY LIKE THESE COOL, DEEP SENTENCES THAT REALLY MEAN SOMETHING) FROM THE
MOVIE: "THE TRUTH IS LIKE A VIRUS" "SO BE IT" NOW I AM GOING TO SEE SOME TELEVISION (HAPPY DAYS, A GOLDEN OLDIE)
CIGARETTE ? YES, I KNOW.......THIS CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD BY "POLICE SQUAD" LOVERS (YO ASCHWIN, I STILL HAVE EPISODE FOUR FOR
YOU ON VIDEO-TAPE) BY THE WAY, A MESSAGE TO ALL YOU TERMINATOR LOVERS: I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING OUT.......YOU CAN SPELL
(ACCORDING TO THE DICTIONARY) "JUDGMENT" AND ALSO "JUDGEMENT" THAT MEANS NO MORE SHIT DISCUSSIONS ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT AND
WHAT IS WRONG !!! MESSAGE TO HAWK / SANCTUARY: THANK YOU FOR BORROWING "ERIC THE VIKING". IT WAS NOT AS GOOD AS
"MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL" BUT IT WAS STILL FUN. MESSAGE TO jkl: I GUESS YOU ARE REALLY FLIPPING NOW. I
KNOW YOUR COMPUTER WAS NOT FUNCTIONING RIGHT, BUT NOW IT MUST BE REALLY FUCKED UP. (I HEARD YOU COULD NOT EVEN SAVE A PROGRAM
OR USE YOUR MOUSE (RIGHT) BUTTON ???) IT IS GOING TO COST YOU A LOT OF MONEY. YOUR BODY IS WERE YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE
(JUST ANOTHER WISE LINE OF TEXT FROM....HAPPY DAYS...) I JUST WENT BY abc AND HE MADE A NICE LITTLE DEMO OF THE
GAME "EXILE" I LIKED IT AND I HOPE YOU WILL PUT IT IN THIS DEMO ! AND NOW A PART OF A GREAT SONG FROM THE RED HOT
CHILLI PEPPERS.....SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER, SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE MY ONLY FRIEND, IS THE CITY I LIVE IN,
THE CITY OF ANGEL. LONELY AS I AM, TOGETHER WE CRY..... I KNOW THAT I HAVE NOT TYPED EVERY LINE OF TEXT IN MY PART OF THIS
SCROLLTEXT. I KNOW THAT HAD SOME OF MY FRIENDS TYPE SOME TEXT. BUT THAT WAS JUST ABOUT 50 LINES OF TEXT. THAT STILL
MEANS THAT I HAVE TYPED (ONLY ME MYSELF AND I) MORE THEN 700 (SEVEN HUNDRED) LINES OF TEXT (NO SHIT !!!) MAYBE I MUST
CHANGE MY GOAL AGAIN. INSTEAD OF 20 KILOBYTES, 50 KILOBYTES, 500 LINES, 700 LINES, I MUST MAKE IT 10000 (THAT IS TEN THOUSAND)
WORDS !!! I WILL TRY TO LOAD WORD PERFECT NOW, AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH WORDS I ALREADY HAVE (I THINK IT IS MORE THEN NINE AND
A HALF THOUSAND (9500) ) I WAS A LITTLE BIT WRONG, IT WAS MORE THAN 9800 WORDS...THAT MEANS I ONLY HAVE TO TYPE MORE THAN 200
WORDS AND I AM FINISHED WITH THIS BORING, NO-SENSE (OR NONSENSE) SCROLLTEXT. WE (THAT IS: abc, def AND ghi) JUST HAD A
LITTLE DISCUSSION. IT WAS ABOUT THE "TEXT-WRITER" PART OF THIS DEMO (SO I DO NOT KNOW IF THERE IS ONE AT THE MOMENT...). NATIVE
AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET ONE IN IT, BUT ACUTE DID NOT REALLY AGREE WITH THE IDEA. HE THOUGHT IT WAS NOT
ORIGINAL. WE HAD TO AGREE WITH HIM ON THAT POINT, BUT IF YOU DO IT NICE, FAST AND GOOD, IT WILL END IN A GREAT PART OF THE
DEMO. AFTER ALL, WHEN YOU DO A TEXT-WRITER WITH A NICE EFFECT (!), IT IS GOOD AND ORIGINAL. THE ONLY PROBLEM LEFT THEN
IS, FIND AN ORIGINAL IDEA. WE CAME UP WITH A FEW. THE PROBLEM IS THAT MOST IDEAS BROUGHT INTO REALITY, ARE VERY SLOW.
YOU HAVE TO WATCH A MINUTE (OR MORE) JUST TO SEE THREE OR FOUR LINES OF TEXT, THAT IS TOO MUCH. I WILL NOW STOP TALKING
(FOR A FEW LINES) ABOUT EFFECT AND EFFECT PROBLEMS. I AM LISTENING TO: "IT'S A FINE DAY" FROM OPUS III (I HEARD IT WAS, OR
IS, VERY BIG IN ENGLAND). I LIKE IT, BUT I DO NOT THING IT IS THAT GOOD. NOW I AM LOOKING AT, AND HEARING A GREAT SONG.
IT IS CALLED: "LIKE A SURGEON" (LIKE A SURGEON, CUTTING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME) AND IT IS FROM WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. IT IS
BASED ON "LIKE A VIRGIN" FROM MADONNA. THE CLIP HAS GOT THE HUMOR OF "POLICE-SQUAD" AND "NAKED GUN". SO IF YOU LIKE THE
SERIES, THE CLIP IS ALSO REAL GOOD. I WILL NOW CONTINUE THIS SCROLLTEXT WITH TELLING YOU WITH WHAT I HAVE SPENT MY WEEKEND
(NOT INCLUDING THE NIGHTS, ONLY THE DAYS). I HAVE BEEN RE-ORGANIZING MY DISKS. I HAVE BEEN COPYING 3.5 TO 5.25 AND THE
OTHER WAY AROUND. I MADE SOME BACK-UPS AND I MADE A NEW UTILITY DISK: MUSIC DISK V1.1. I HAVE ALSO CRUNCHED SOME PROGRAMS
SO THAT I NOW HAVE TWO (OR MORE) PROGRAMS ON ONE DISK WHICH WERE BEFORE ON TWO DISK (DISK-SAVING !). THIS WAY I HAVE SAVED
UP ABOUT 15 3.5 INCH DISKS AND A COUPLE OF 5.25 INCH. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME IS THAT I HAVE NOW ALMOST ALL MY
GAMES ON 5.25 INCH. I DID THAT BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT MORE 5.25 INCH DISKS THAT I HAVE 3.5, COMPRENDE ??? TODAY (23-03-
92), IS A VERY SAD DAY FOR ME AND MY FAMILY. TODAY WE HAD TO GIVE ON OF OUR CATS AN INJECTION. HE WAS VERY ILL AND THERE
WAS NO HOPE FOR IMPROVEMENT (WE TRIED ALL KINDS OF THINGS, BUT NOTHING HELPED). WE HAD TO LET HIM SLEEP......................
BUT LIVE HAS TO GO ON, AND SO HAS THIS SCROLLTEXT. THIS LAST WEEKEND I BOUGHT A NEW CD-SINGLE. I BOUGHT "NOVEMBER RAIN"
FROM GUNS'N'ROSES I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT IS JUST A GREAT SONG, AND BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OTHER GREAT SONGS ON THE CD-SINGLE:
"SWEET CHILD O'MINE" AND "PATIENCE" TOGETHER WITH "PARADISE CITY" IT ARE THE BEST SONGS OF THE GUNS. I HAVE JUST SEEN
"THE BREAKFAST CLUB" FOR THE FOURTH OR FIFTH TIME (I HAVE LOST COUNT). I DO NOT KNOW WHY I LIKE THE MOVIE SO MUCH, I JUST
DO. IT ALSO HAS GOT SOME GREAT MUSIC. TALKING (WELL, IT IS NOT EXACTLY TALKING, IT IS JUST WRITING) ABOUT MOVIES, I HAVE
ALSO SEEN "YELLOWBEARD" AND "TIME BANDITS". BOTH FILMS GOT SOME MONTY PYTHON STARS IN IT AND ALSO HAVE THE MONTY PYTHON
TYPE OF HUMOR. "YELLOWBEARD" IS ABOUT PIRATES AND A TREASURE, I LIKED TO MOVIE VERY MUCH. "TIME BANDITS" IS ABOUT A FEW
DWARFS WHO STOLE A MAP FROM THE SUPREME BEING (GOD). ON THIS MAP ARE THE TIME-HOLES, SO THEY CAN JUMP FROM TIME TO TIME
(WHICH IS ALSO THE TITLE FROM THE CD FROM PAUL YOUNG)....LOST YOUR SENSES OR NOT.......WITH THE MAP THEY WANT TO BECOME THE
GREATEST ROBBERS WHO EVER LIVED. I DID NOT LIKE IT AS MUCH AS "YELLOWBEARD" BUT IT STILL IS A GREAT MOVIE. YESTERDAY I ALSO
SAW SOMETHING GREAT ON TELEVISION. THE FIRST GREAT THING I SAW WAS, "BIKINI JAM: UNCOVERING THE COVER GIRL" AS YOU MIGHT
EXPECT, IT SHOWED A LOT OF GREAT WOMEN IN BIKINI. AT THE BIKINI JAM THE JURY CHOSE: CALENDAR GIRL, POSTER GIRL, BIKINI
GIRL AND FINALLY, MISS SWIMWEAR ILLUSTRATED. THE OTHER THING I SAW YESTERDAY ON TV WAS, THE LAST EPISODE OF POLICE SQUAD
!!! IT WAS GOOD !!! I WILL NOW WRITE A WHOLE LOT OF WISE WORDS. IT WAS TAKEN FROM THE CLIP FROM THE SONG: "RIGHT
NOW" FROM "VAN HALEN". HERE THEY COME.......RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX m RIGHT NOW, OPPORTUNITY IS
PASSING YOU BY m RIGHT NOW, JUSTICE IS BEING PERVERTED IN A COURT OF LAW m RIGHT NOW, BLACKS AND WHITES DON'T EAT
TOGETHER VERY MUCH m RIGHT NOW, YOU COULD BE OUTSIDE m RIGHT NOW, THE LIGHT FROM A STAR IN M-5 IS HEADING TOWARD
EARTH. RIGHT NOW, LIGHT THAT LEFT M-5 A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IS GETTING TO YOUR HOUSE m RIGHT NOW, GOD IS KILLING MOMS AND
DOGS BECAUSE HE HAS TO m RIGHT NOW, GUILT IS TURNING SOMEONE INSIDE OUT m RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A BOMB FACTORY HARD AT
WORK m RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE SITTING TOO CLOSE m RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY'S GOT THE WRONG IDEA m RIGHT NOW, OIL COMPANIES
AND OLD MEN ARE IN CONTROL m RIGHT NOW, ITS BUSINESS AS USUAL IN THE WOODS m RIGHT NOW, NOTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN REGRET m RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ ARE BUMMING m RIGHT NOW, IS JUST A SPACE BETWEEN THE ICE AGES m
RIGHT NOW, YOUTH IS KING m RIGHT NOW, IS A GOOD TIME TO REPENT m RIGHT NOW, THE TRUTH IS BEING OBSCURED m RIGHT
NOW, SCIENCE IS BUILDING A BETTER TOMATO m RIGHT NOW, PIGS ARE BECOMING LUNCH m RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE IS WORKING TOO HARD
FOR MINIMUM WAGE m RIGHT NOW, A CONVENIENCE STORE IS OPEN m RIGHT NOW, YOUR PARENTS MISS YOU m RIGHT NOW, OYSTERS
ARE BEING ROBBED OF THEIR SOLE POSSESSION m RIGHT NOW, NO ONE IS SAFE FROM LONELINESS m RIGHT NOW, IT'S COLD WHERE
SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS m RIGHT NOW, IT'S NICER IN CABO m RIGHT NOW, A MAD MAN IS WANDERING THE STREETS OF THE TOWN YOU
LIVE IN m RIGHT NOW, A TIRED MAN WITH A WOUNDED HEART IS SITTING IN A COACH SEAT ON AN EAST. BOUND TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW WONDERING HOW TO SAY:"DOG" "HOWL" AND "MOON" IN FRENCH JUST IN CASE IT COMES UP m RIGHT NOW, SHE
IS GOING ON WITH HER LIFE m RIGHT NOW, TIME IS HAVING ITS WAY WITH YOU m RIGHT NOW, FORCES ARE ALIGNING AGAINST YOU
m RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE IS WALKING ONTO A NUDE BEACH FOR THE FIRST TIME m RIGHT NOW, YOU WISH YOU HAD A LARGER TV m
RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO m RIGHT NOW, YOU AREN'T DOING WHAT YOU MOST
WISH YOU WERE m RIGHT NOW, IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS m RIGHT NOW, YOUR MEMORY IS GETTING LONGER WHILE YOUR LIFE IS GETTING
SHORTER m RIGHT NOW, DOGS HAVE IT GOOD m RIGHT NOW, IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE JAPANESE m RIGHT NOW, THERE IS NO CURE
m RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE DOING IT FOR MONEY m RIGHT NOW, A BOWL OF SOUP WOULD BE NICE m RIGHT NOW, KEEPS HAPPENING
m RIGHT NOW, I WILL TYPE SOME WISE WORDS MADE UP BY MY OWN m RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE READING THIS SCROLLTEXT m RIGHT NOW,
YOU THINK:"SO WHAT" m RIGHT NOW, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN'T GET AIDS m RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE WISHING YOU KNOW ALL THE
ANSWERS m RIGHT NOW, I HAVE MORE THAN 60 KILOBYTES OF TEXT m RIGHT NOW, I WILL STOP WITH THE "RIGHT NOWS" YES,
THAT WAS 40 LINES OF RIGHT NOW @ AND THE WINNER IS...THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. YES, THEY HAVE WON 5 OSCARS (BEST ACTOR,
BEST ACTRESS, BEST DIRECTOR, BEST STORY (?) AND BEST FILM). I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE, AND I THINK THEY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.
IT IS A GREAT MOVIE. I AM GLAD THAT BUGSY DID NOT GET THAT MUCH OSCARS !. THE BEST FX WERE OFCOURSE FROM TERMINATOR II.
THE WON AN OSCAR FOR THAT AND ALSO SOME OSCARS FOR SOUND AND STUFF (I BELIEVE THAT WON 4 OSCARS...) TALKING ABOUT FILMS AND
OSCARS, I JUST READ "PREVIEW" AND SAW SOME INTERESTING THINGS. AT FIRST I READ THAT THEY WERE PLANNING ON MAKING A NEW NAKED
GUN, THIS ONE WILL BE CALLED "THE NAKED GUN 33.3333333333" I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT !!! I ALSO READ SOMETHING ABOUT
PRINCE (YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO THINKS HE CAN SING...) A GREAT COMEDIAN, EDDIE MURPHY, SAID: "PRINCE IS WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIME.
HE IS THE ONLY ENTERTAINER I WOULD LIKE TO SWITCH WITH, EVEN WHEN HIS DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE" RIGHT ON !!! I AM ALSO
LOOKING FORWARD TO "BEVERLY HILLS COP III" I HAVE HEARD ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO, THE POSSIBLE RELEASE DATE OF THIS DEMO. I WAS
NOT VERY HAPPY WHEN I HEARD IT BECAUSE I DO NOT REALLY AGREE WITH, I THINK IT IS MUCH TOO LATE. BUT IT IS NOT MY DECISION, IT
IS A GROUP THING AND I MUST RESPECT THAT. ANYWAY, IT IS THE RESULT THAT COUNTS, AND THE RESULT WILL BE GREAT. THE RELEASE
DATE I HEARD WAS....THE BEGINNING OF MAY......BUT ENOUGH SAID ABOUT THE RELEASE DATE OF THIS GREAT DEMO. NAH, NOT ENOUGH
SAID, HERE IS SOME MORE ABOUT THIS DEMO. IT IS ABOUT MY TEXT. YES, I KNOW I HAVE MENTIONED IT A LOT OF TIMES, BUT IT IS SO
MUCH...AT THE MOMENT IT IS A FEW BYTES MORE THAN 64 KILOBYTES. I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WOULD BE IF IT WAS CRUNCHED,
SO I LOADER "POWERPACKER V4.0A" AND DECRUNCHED THE DATA-FILE AT HIS BEST. THE RESULT WAS THAT POWERPACKER PACKED IT TO THE
HALF, 30 KILOBYTES. THAT IS STILL A LOT ! AND WHEN I WAS WORKING WITH "WORD-PERFECT" (AT THE MOMENT IT IS THE MOST USED
PROGRAM ON MY COMPUTER. I USE IT MOSTLY FOR SCHOOL) I THOUGHT, LET'S COUNT SOME WORDS. SO I DID. IT TURNED OUT THAT I
ALREADY HAVE MORE THAN ELEVEN THOUSAND (11000) WORDS. TRY TO BEAT THAT !!! ACTUALLY, DON'T TRY IT, BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO,
OUR RECORD WILL BE BROKEN !!! AND NOW JUST ANOTHER MOVIE-TIP. I JUST SAW THE LAST HOUR OF A GREAT MOVIE. THE MOVIE IS
CALLED: "WEIRD SCIENCE" I GUESS ALL YOU COMPUTER NERDS WILL VERY MUCH LIKE IT. BUT NOW I GOT TO GO AND HAVE SOME SERIOUS
FUN AND DRINKS........abc JUST WENT BY, AND WE HAVE PLAYED A FEW GAMES OF SNOOKER ("JIMMY WHITE'S WHIRLWIND SNOOKER") THE
FIRST GAME WAS FUN, BUT THE SECOND WAS NOT THAT FUNNY AT ALL. WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE YELLOW BALL. THE BALL REFUSED TO GO
INTO THE POCKET ! BUT AFTER ABOUT MINUTES HE FINALLY DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO (JUST TOO BAD THAT abc WAS THE ONE THAT HIT IT,
AND NOT ME). WHEN HE LEFT, HE SAID THAT I HAD TO FINISH MY SCROLLTEXT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FINISH THE DEMO VERY SOON. I
ASSUME HE WAS SPEAKING THE TRUTH. THEREFORE I WILL FINISH THIS GREAT SCROLLTEXT.BUT BEFORE I END IT, I WILL WRITE SOME (LAST)
BULLSHIT. FOR EXAMPLE, I WILL WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT A NEW COMPACT DISC I HAVE BOUGHT. IT IS THE CD OF THE BEST OF THE TOP 100
OF ALL TIMES. IT WILL BE SEND INTO THE ETHER (YES, THAT IS THE RADIO) ON 17 APRIL 1992. THERE ARE SOME GREAT SONGS ON THIS
CD. FOR EXAMPLE: "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT" FROM MEAT LOAF, "KAYLEIGH" FROM MARILLION, "MAMMA" FROM GENESIS, "DREADLOCK
HOLIDAY" FROM 10CC, "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" FROM EUROPE, "EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE" FROM THE POLICE, "MAID OF ORLEANS" FROM
ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK (OR IN SHORT, OMD), "SUCH A SHAME" FROM TALK TALK, AND A LOT MORE. THERE ARE 27 SONGS ON
THE DOUBLE-CD. THERE HAS ALSO BEEN A COMPETITION ON THIS TOP 100. SINCE THIS WILL BE THE 21ST TOP 100, THE QUESTION WAS:
"WHICH SONG WILL BE ON NUMBER 21 ?" THE WINNER WILL WIN AN ORIGINAL WULITZER JUKEBOX. I DO NOT KNOW THE WINNER, BUT I DO
KNOW WHICH SONG IS ON NUMBER 21. "AFRICA" FROM TOTO IS NUMBER 21 (BY THE WAY, IT IS ALSO NUMBER 21 ON THE DOUBLE-CD...)
BUT KNOW I HAVE TO STOP WRITING BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT (WHAT CAN BE MORE IMPORTANT THAT THIS WORLD-RECORD ?)
I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN. I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF ON AN ENGLISH SPEECH. I MUST TALK ABOUT AN ARTICLE FROM AN ENGLISH NEWSPAPER
(YOU KNOW, TALKING IN FRONT OFF THE CLASS, GETTING NERVOUS AND LOSING THE TEXT YOU MEMORIZED...I REALLY HATE THESE SPEECHES...)
BUT I MUST DO THE SPEECH BECAUSE I GET A GRADE FOR IT WHICH WILL BE OF INFLUENCE ON MY FINAL GRADE I DO NOT THINK I WILL
GET A HIGH GRADE FOR THIS FUCKING SPEECH, I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT SPEECHES. BUT ENOUGH SCHOOL TALK FOR A FEW MINUTES.
LET ME TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, FOR EXAMPLE: LETS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER (EVERYWHERE YOU GO, ALWAYS TAKE WHETHER WITH YOU.....
CROWDED HOUSE) AT THE MOMENT IT IS 8.06 AND IT IS ALREADY NICE WEATHER, I HOPE IT WILL BE NICE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
I HEARED ON THE RADIO THAT THIS WEEKEND THE WEATHER WILL NOT BE AS GOOD AS IT IS NOW, BUT ISN'T IT ALWAYS THAT WAY ? WHEN
YOU ARE FREE THE WEATHER IS SHIT (RAIN, SNOW, STORM) AND WHEN YOU GO TO SCHOOL IT IS GOOD (SUN, NO WIND, 27 DEGREES) BUT
YOU CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT, ITS LIFE !!! AND NOW I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING. YOU HAVE PROBABLY READ SEVERAL TIMES
IN THIS SCROLLTEXT, THE AMOUNT OF LINES I HAVE TYPED. BUT THE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW I TYPE MY LINES. I WILL TELL YOU THAT
NOW. ON AN AVERAGE, I HAVE ABOUT 70 POSITIONS ON EVERY LINE. THIS MEANS THAT WHEN YOU READ THAT I HAVE TYPED 963 (THAT IS
THE TRUTH) LINES, YOU MUST MULTIPLY THAT WITH 70 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LETTERS, NUMBERS, POINTS, ETC. I HAVE TYPED (WHEN YOU
CAN NOT DO IT BY HEAD, 963 MULTIPLIED WITH 70 IS 67410, THIS WILL ALSO MEAN THAT I HAVE ABOUT 67 KILOBYTES OF PURE NONSENSE !)
AND NOW YOU ARE THINKING, HE WROTE THAT HE HAS TO END THE SCROLLTEXT, WHY DOES HE CONTINUE TO WRITE ? I AM GOING TO
EXPLAIN THAT. AS YOU READ A FEW LINES AGO, I HAVE REACHED THE 960 LINES. I THINK THAT IS NOT A ROUND FIGURE. THEREFORE I
WILL TRY TO REACH THE 1000 LINES. WHEN I HAVE REACHED THAT, I WILL BE THE KING OF SCROLL (...I LIKE THAT...) THE PROBLEM
IS THAT I CANNOT TYPE A WHOLE LOT MORE, BECAUSE abc TOLD ME THAT HE ONLY RESERVED 130 KILOBYTES FOR THIS SCROLLTEXT. SINCE
I HAVE BETWEEN 60 AND 70 KILOBYTES, THERE ONLY 60 KILOBYTES FOR THE OTHER THREE MEMBERS OF EFFECT. I DO NOT THINK THAT THEY
WILL REACH THAT BECAUSE abc AND def HAVE NOT REALLY STARTED YET AND jkl HAS ABOUT 20 KILOBYTES AND HE HAS ALREADY PACKED HIS
COMPUTER BECAUSE IT MUST BE REPAIRED (HE HAS A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH IT) BUT NOW I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY ENGLISH
SPEECH. NOTHING MY ENGLISH TEACHER (WHO IS A REAL BITCH BY THE WAY) FORGOT ABOUT IT. AND I DID NOT REMIND HER OF IT
BECAUSE I DID NOT REALLY WANT TO DO IT. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT, BUT THAT WILL PROBABLY BE AFTER THE EASTER VACATION, SO
I HAVE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. I HAVE REACHED THE 982 LINES (THAT MEANS I MUST TYPE 18 MORE...) YET AGAIN I AM LISTENING
TO MY TOP 100 DOUBLE-CD, AND I AM LISTENING TO (VERY APPROPRIATE) "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" FROM EUROPE !!! I THINK IT IS
ONLY GOOD SONG FROM THAT BAND, ALL THE REST THEY MADE IS REAL SHIT. YESTERDAY EVENING, I SAW THE FILMS THAT "VERONICA" IS
GOING TO SHOW IN THEIR "MEI MAAND, FILM MAAND" MOST FILMS ARE VERY OLD, AND I HAVE ALREADY SEEN THEM. BUT THERE ARE THREE
FILMS WHICH ARE FUNNY. AT ON EVENING THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW "PORKY I" AND "PORKY II" AND ABOUT A WEEK LATER THEY WILL SHOW
THE LAST PART "PORKYS REVENGE" THESE THREE FILMS ARE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AND THEIR (SEXUAL) EXPERIENCES. THEY
SHOWED A PIECE OF THE FILM AT THE SHOWER (YOU KNOW, WHERE THAT FAT LADY HAS GOT A DICK IN HER HAND AND SHE IS PULLING IT REAL
HARD) BUT THIS WAS REALLY IT. I AM GOING TO STOP THIS NONSENSE. I WILL FINISH THIS SCROLLTEXT WITH SOME LAST
INFORMATION ABOUT THE LENGTH OF MY PART OF IT. I WILL NOW CHECK THIS TEXT WITH WORD PERFECT FOR THE LAST TIME. @ HERE
ARE SOME NUMBERS WHICH WILL BE FILLED IN AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE (SO THEY ARE THE EXACT NUMBERS !) LINES OF TEXT FROM ghi:
1002 BYTES OF TEXT FROM ghi: 70745 NUMBER OF WORDS FROM ghi: 12708 GOODBYE, AND ENJOY THE FOLLOWING T
EXTS !!! SEE YA, BYE, CIAO, DOEI, ARRIVERDECI, DE MAZZEL, DE BALLE AND HASTA LA VISTA, BABY ! @ jkl jkl
jkl jkl jkl ..........YOHOO EVERYBODY, IT'S jkl ( THE GFX-MAN OF EFFECT) AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHIT FROM MY PREDECESSOR
IT'S MY TURN TO FILL AS MUCH SPACE AS POSSIBLE WITH WHAT EVER I MAY COME UP WITH. SO LET ME START BY TELLING IN WHAT SITUATION
I'M IN AT THE MOMENT; IT'S THE TWENTY-FIRST OF JANUARY OF THE YEAR 1992, AND I'M SITTING BEHIND MY COMPUTER THINKING OF WHAT
I'M GOING TO WRITE IN THIS SCROLL-TEXT THAT SHOULD BECOME THE LONGEST IN HISTORY. TO BE HONEST I DON'T THINK THAT WE ARE GOING
TO MAKE IT, BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT ANYWAY, IF IT WAS ONLY TO PLEASE THE OTHER THREE MEMBERS OF EFFECT ( abc -
(GREAT) CODER (AND FRIEND), def - (GOOD) SWAPPER (AND FRIEND) AND SOME GFX, ghi - (GREAT) SWAPPER (AND FRIEND) OF ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT CAN FIT AN ENVELOPE ) . AS YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE ABOUT EVERY INGREDIENT TO BECOME A ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
GROUPS IN YEARS TO COME. ( YES, I'M CONFIDENT IN THE ABILITY OF THE OTHER MEMBERS AND MYSELF !!!!!!! ) THE ONLY INGREDIENT
THAT WE DO MISS AT THE MOMENT IS A GOOD/GREAT MUSICIAN !! SO IF YOU ARE A MUSICIAN AND YOU WANT TO JOIN A GREAT GROUP, JUST
PUT SOME MUSIX ON A DISK AND SWAP IT TO ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS ( ADDRESSES: SOMEWHERE IN THE SCROLL ).....IF YOU HAVE BEEN
READING THE SCROLL FROM THE BEGINNING YOU'VE PROBABLY READ THIS MESSAGE ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, BUT WHAT THE HELL, I SAID IN THE
BEGINNING OF MY PART THAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU SOME NONSENSE ( THIS WASN'T REALLY NONSENSE, WE REALLY NEED A GOOD
MUSICIAN )........................... WELL TO GET BACK TO MY CURRENT SITUATION: IT'S 14:11 AND I'VE JUST FILLED ONE PAGE WITH
TEXT. I'M LISTENING TO "CIVIL WAR" A GREAT SONG OF GUNS N' ROSES OF THE FORTHCOMING ( NICE WORD ) ALBUM "USE YOUR ILLUSION II"
( THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BACK OF THE CD-SINGLE "YOU COULD BE MINE/JUDGMENT DAY").... WELL THE SONG HAS STOPPED AND I'VE
SELECTED "TAPE" ON MY AMPLIFIER AND PRESSED "PLAY" ON MY CASSETTE-DECK, THE SONG "RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HELL" IS PLAYING AND I'VE
TURNED THE VOLUME UP TO SUCH NOISE THAT MY NEIGHBOUR IS PROBABLY CURSING THE DAY THAT I WAS BORN. SHE WORKS NIGHT-SHIFTS SO
SHE HAS A GOOD REASON TO BE ANGRY ( JEE, WHAT A MEAN BASTARD I AM !! GNA,GNA ) THE SONG "LIVE AND LET DIE" IS PLAYING AND
SINCE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER ANY IDEAS I JUST TURNED THE VOLUME DOWN... ..... WELL TODAY I'M SICK, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY
THINK AT MY SCHOOL BECAUSE I CALLED IN SICK TODAY. I'VE LOST AN ASSIGNMENT SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM AND SINCE MY LAST ASSIGNMENT
DIDN'T TURN OUT SO WELL I THOUGHT I'D BETTER STAY HOME TO SEARCH MY ASSIGNMENT ( I'VE FOUND IT !!!! ). THE SECOND REASON FOR
MY SUDDEN ILLNESS IS/WAS A TEST FOR GERMAN THAT I HADN'T LEARNED ( WHAT A BAD BOY I AM !! ) I THINK THAT I'M GOING TO QUIT FOR
TODAY BECAUSE I'M GOING OVER TO A FRIEND CALLED "VIPER" TO WATCH THE MOVIE "MARRIED...WITH HORMONES" THAT abc LENT TO ME
YESTERDAY ( IT SHOULD BE QUITE GOOD SO.. ) AFTER THAT I AM GOING OVER TO ANOTHER FRIEND CALLED "BASS" TO DO SOME FITNESS AND
TO DEVELOPE SOME MUSCLES ( TODAY I CAN HARDLY MOVE MY ARMS BECAUSE OF YESTERDAYS TRAINING ( THE ACHE )). WELL I'M SIGNING OF
FOR TODAY SEE YOU TOMORROW ( THAT'S FOR ME, FOR YOU THE SCROLL WILL CONTINUE IN JUST A MOMENT)...............( 55 LINES OF jkl
TEXT !!! )............................DAMN !!! WHAT DO YA KNOW I'VE JUST CALLED "VIPER" AND HE WON'T BE BACK UNTIL FOUR O' CLOCK
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN I HATE THAT AND SINCE I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME GFX I THINK I'LL JUST SAVE THIS TEXT AND START DELUXE PAINT
AND DRAW SOME LOGOS OR PERHAPS A FONT ( 32 X 32 ) WHICH I THINK IS THE MOST BORING THING TO DRAW. THAN THERE IS ANOTHER THING
THAT I HATE: THE BUG SOMEWHERE INSIDE MY COMPUTER THAT CAUSES IT TO CRASH AT ANY TIME ( RANDOM )....IT'S VERY IRRITATING AND
FRUSTRATING AND IT IS THE CAUSE OF MY LACK OF INTEREST TO DRAW LATELY BECAUSE ( ALMOST ) EVERYTIME I'M BUSY DRAWING A PICTURE
MY AMIGA SUDDENLY CRASHES AND MY CAPS-LOCK KEEPS BURNING OR FLASHING WHICH CAUSES THAT MY KEYBOARD REFUSES TO WORK. MY CAPS-
LOCK WILL ONLY GO OUT WHEN I TURN THE POWER OFF OR AFTER I'VE RESET THE CPU FOR AN X MANY TIMES......VERY IMPORTANT.........
IF ANYBODY HAS THE SAME PROBLEM OR KNOWS WHAT CAUSES IT, PLEASE CONTACT ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS. IF YOU KNOW A RELIABLE PERSON OR
COMPANY ( IN THE NETHERLANDS ) THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT, PLEASE CONTACT US TOO !!!!!!! WELL IT'S 15:12 AND I'M QUITTING
FOR NOW...................GODDAMNED, I WAS JUST READING THE TEXT TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO GRAMMAR ERRORS AND GUESS WHAT
???? MY CPU CRASHED, I'M GETTING REALLY FRUSTRATED AND MAD........WELL, IT'S STILL THE TWENTY-FIRST OF JANUARY AND IT'S
19:18......A GUY CALLED "M.C.E." JUST CAME IN AND WE TALKED A BIT, HE IS NOW DOWNSTAIRS SMOKING ( I DON'T SMOKE, SO I DON'T
WANT TO SLEEP IN A ROOM FILLED WITH SMOKE ) I HEAR HIM COMING BACK UP SO I'M GOING TO QUIT FOR NOW. WELL, HELLO HELLO TODAY
IT IS THE TWENTY-THIRD OF JANUARY ( YESTERDAY, IT WAS THE TWENTY-SECOND BUT I WROTE IT WAS THE TWENTY-FIRST (SORRY)).. I JUST
CAME HOME FROM A HARD DAY OF SCHOOL, GRABBED SOME ( HEALTHY ( UGH !!)) FOOD AND WENT UPSTAIRS TO WRITE SOME TEXT. IT'S 15:54
AND I JUST TURNED MY STEREO ON, AND I'M LISTENING TO THE RADIO ( THE TOP 100, DUTCH CHART OF THE 100 BEST-SELLING RECORDS/CD'S ).
RIGHT NOW I'M LISTENING TO A GREAT HOUSE-SONG OF WHICH I DON'T KNOW THE TITLE, IT SOUNDS GREAT THOUGH !! THE SONG ENDED AND
THE NEWS IS COMING UP..................LISTENING.....................WELL NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPENED AND I RESUME TYPING SOME
BULLSHIT FOR THIS MEGA-SCROLL. TODAY I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO PRODUCE LOTS OF TEXT BECAUSE OF A TEST OF: ESTHETICS ( ???
(HISTORY OF ART)) IT'S QUITE IMPORTANT SO I'VE GOT TO LEARN IT VERY WELL. TONIGHT I'VE GOT TO WORK AND IF I'M IN THE MOOD I
MAY TYPE SOME TEXT TONIGHT. I THINK I WILL CALL ghi IN A MOMENT TO SEE HOW MUCH TEXT HE HAS PRODUCED AND TO ASK HIM IF HE HAS
ANY INTERESTING THINGS TO TELL ME, WHICH I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT. ( A SONG CALLED "FORTUNA" IS PLAYING ( HOUSE ) AND IT SOUNDS
PRETTY COOL ). I'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT.............( PHONING ). .......................I'M BACK ( 16:22 ). ghi TOLD ME THAT
HE WAS GOING TO SEND SOME DISKS TO "CRIMINALS" IN LUXEMBOURG. ONE DISK WITH OUR 1ST DEMO PACK ( O, GREAT T-BIRDS ARE PLAYING
WITH THERE "BIRDSDANCE", TURNED THE VOLUME UP TO OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD-HEIGHT AND I'M ENJOYING THIS GREAT SONG ). THE SECOND DISK
CONTAINS SOME UTILITIES. WE'RE ARE DUE TO OPEN A P.O. BOX IN A SHORT WHILE AND WE ARE QUITE HAPPY WITH THAT ( THE POLICE IN
HOLLAND DOESN'T REALLY MAKE A FUSS OF COPYING AND SWAPPING BUT IT'S SAFER, THEY MIGHT CHANGE THE RULES SOMEWHAT BECAUSE OF
THIS "UNITED EUROPE" ). ghi TOLD ME THAT HE HAD UP TO 200 LINES AT THIS MOMENT, AND def ABOUT 170. AT THIS MOMENT I'VE JUST
WRITTEN 113 LINES AND I'M CLEARLY BEHIND. THIS MEANS THAT I HAVE TO WRITE A LOT TODAY ( DAMN !! ). MY MOOD IS TURNING BECAUSE
2 UNLIMITED IS PLAYING WITH "GET READY FOR THIS " THOSE GUYS OF 2 UNLIMITED REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME GOOD HOUSE. THIS SONG
IS GREAT BUT "TWILIGHT ZONE" IS EVEN BETTER ( IF POSSIBLE ). AS YOU'VE MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT BY NOW I LOVE HOUSE, IT'S NOT THE
ONLY KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE. I LIKE A LOT OF STYLES OF MUSIC ( FROM SOFTMUSIC TO EXTREMELY HARD ). MY FAVOURITE SONGS OF THE
MOMENT ARE: "TWILIGHT ZONE"-2 UNLIMITED, "STARS"-SIMPLY RED, "LIVE AND LET DIE"-GUNS N' ROSES, "GO"-MOBY, "MARTIKA'S KITCHEN"-
MARTIKA AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST: "IT'S ONLY NATURAL"-CROWDED HOUSE. DON'T FORGET THAT THIS IS THE 23RD OF JANUARY
AND PROBABLY WEEKS BEFORE THIS MEGA-SCROLL IS RELEASED ( MAY EVEN BE MONTHS ), SO THESE SONGS ARE PROBABLY OLD SONGS BY THE
TIME YOU READ THIS. ( I FORGOT "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT"-NIRVANA ). I HAVE GOT TO STOP FOR NOW I HAVE GOT TO LEARN FOR
SCHOOL....SEE YA NEXT TIME ( PROBABLY ONE SCREEN FROM NOW )..................( 23RD JAN. 16:49 )...........................
............( TRAUMATIC STRESS IS PLAYING "WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES BROWN" GREAT SONG ( YOU KNOW: WHEN IT AIN'T DUTCH IT AIN'T
MUCH !!!! THIS IS A DUTCH SONG !!!!!!))...........................HELLO AGAIN, AS YOU CAN SEE I'M STILL TYPING TEXT FOR THIS
MEGA-SCROLL ( AS I CALL IT ). IT'S SUNDAY THE 26ST OF JANUARY AND IT'S 12:37 IN THE YEAR 1992 ( FOR ME ). I'M IN A GOOD MOOD
AND I WANT TO WRITE A LOT TODAY BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY AHEAD OF def AND abc ( I THOUGHT THEY HAD A LOT OF TEXT BUT def ONLY
HAD 1 PAGE AND abc DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING YET SO, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO STAY AHEAD. ghi ALREADY HAS ABOUT 330 LINES !! I
DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT TODAY BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT ANYWAY) I'VE JUST TYPED 142 LINES ONLY ABOUT 300/400 TO GO !!! I'M
GOING TO TAKE A BATH NOW AND "BASS" IS TAKING OVER FOR A MOMENT, WELL WHAT CAN I SAY; HERE HE COMES !! HI HERE I AM. I JUST
READ SOME TEXT OF jkl, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT HIP HOP AND ALL THE SHIT AROUND IT. NOW THE STRIKE-BOY IS HURT,
BECAUSE THE SONG ABOUT JAMESSON BROWN IS NO HIP HOP. IT'S HOUSE. HOW THE HELL CAN I KNOW? FOR ME IT'S ALL THE SAME LOUSY
NOISE. NOISEFUCKERS !!!!!!!!! NOW IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO YELL AROUND MY CONFUSION ABOUT DELUXE PAINT. I HATE DPAINT.
ESPECIALLY THE ANIMATION PART!! AND THERE'S NOTHING DELUXE ABOUT DELUXE PAINT, IT'S MORE THAN SHIT. IT STINKS LIKE MY DICK
AFTER STICKING IT INTO SUCH WIDE PUSSY. AHHH, I CAN'T THINK OF PUSSY OR I AHHHHHH. JUST KIDDING GIRLS!!!! OH I SHALL BE AS
ORIGINAL AS THE jkl: THE LOCAL TIME IS TEN PAST ONE IN THE AFTERNOON SO HURRY TO FUCK SOMETHING SOON. AND NOT SOMETHING
LIKE THE JOY-STICK-PORT OF YOUR AMIGA. YES I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A JOY-STICKIE, BUT A COMPUTER IS NOT THE SAME AS A AMIGA YOU'LL
FIND IN SPAIN WITH HER TITS ON THE BEACH!!!! AHHH (OKE, I'LL QUIT). OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT ghi. HI ghi HOW "R" YA
DOWIN' MAN ? JUST COOL AS EVER HAH? YEAH YEAH I KNEW. OH NOW I READ (NOT WHILE TYPING) THAT THE jkl IS, AND AFTER HIS BATH WAS,
A STINKER. THE BITCH, HE ASKED ME TO TYPE SOMETHING SO I BEGAN. BUT WITHOUT TELLING ME HE WOULD TAKE A BATH OF TWO AND A
HALF HOURS. WELL I'VE TYPED SOMETHING NOW. AND THAT WAS ALL MY BRAINS COULD COME OUT WITH. I'M SORRY MY NAME IS BASS!!!!!!!
WELL, jkl IS BACK ( CLEAN AND WELL SHAVEN ) I'VE JUST READ THE PART THAT "BASS" TYPED AND TO BE HONEST I REALLY DON'T
UNDERSTAND ONE WORD HE TYPED. "BASS" YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO WRITE ENGLISH ??? I'M SURE THAT I'VE MADE
SOME ERRORS BUT NOT THAT MANY IN SUCH A SHORT PIECE OF TEXT. WELL I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT HIS SEX-LIVE BUT AS YOU CAN
IMAGE I FEEL SORRY FOR MY SISTER ( HIS GIRL-FRIEND AT THIS TIME !!! ( JUST KIDDING, OFCOURSE)). "HOUSE-PARTY II" IS PLAYING
AND IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN "HOUSE PARTY I" TALKING ABOUT BRINGS ME BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MUSIC WHICH IS A SUBJECT WHICH I'M
TRYING TO AVOID BECAUSE THERE IS A BIG POSSIBILITY THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ONE BIT INTERESTED IN MY TASTE OF MUSIC......I'M
AFRAID I WILL GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MUSIC SOMEWHERE IN THIS SCROLL BECAUSE MUSIC IS QUITE IMPORTANT FOR ME. SOME HISTORY:
FRIDAY'S TEST ABOUT ESTHETICS WENT QUITE WELL AND AN UNEXPECTED TEST IN MATH TURNED OUT QUITE WELL TOO. I WORKED FRIDAY-
EVENING AND THE WHOLE SATURDAY ( POOR ME !! ) TO EARN SOME MONEY FOR: 1- MY SKIING HOLIDAY 2- REPAIR OF MY COMPUTER AND 3- TO
BUY A MONITOR, WHICH I REALLY NEED IF I WANT TO BE A GREAT GRAPHICIAN ( ???? ) SOMEDAY.... YESTERDAY-EVENING ( SATURDAY )
WAS QUITE DULL BUT IT WAS FUN TOO. I WENT SKATING WITH "M.C.E." SINCE THE WEATHER HERE HAS BEEN BELOW FREEZING-POINT FOR SUCH
TIME THAT ABOUT EVERY POND OR SMALL RIVER IS FROZEN OVER AT THE MOMENT ( IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE TEMPERATURE WILL CAUSE
THE ICE TO MELT, SO I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL, LETS SKATE !!!!! ) THE ICE WASN'T TOO GOOD, BUT THERE WERE A LOT OF NICE BIMBOS
AROUND, TOO YOUNG TO **** WITH BUT THERE WERE LOOKING ALRIGHT TO ME ANYWAY. I'M NOT TOO OLD MYSELF ( 17 ) BUT I DON'T WANT
A 14-15 YEAR OLD GIRL AS MY GIRL-FRIEND . ( NO OFFENCE TO THE GUYS WITH 14-15 YEAR OLD GIRL-FRIENDS ) WOOOOWEEE I'VE ALMOST
REACHED THE 200 LINES AND I'M AT THIS MOMENT ONLY 130 LINES ( OR MORE ) BEHIND OF ghi...( SHIT ). ( 200 LINES ) I HAVE JUST
WRITTEN ABOUT 70 LINES AND I'M GOING TO QUIT FOR NOW TO DRAW A FONT. THE OTHER MEMBERS OF EFFECT HAVE BEEN CALLING ME TO SAY
THAT I HAVE TO DRAW A FONT, SO WABA WABA WABA jkl IS SIGNING OFF.......FOR NOW......... HELLO AGAIN IT'S STILL SUNDAY AND IT'S
20:22. RIGHT NOW BOTH "VIPER" AND "M.C.E." ARE HERE AND THEY ARE BOTHERING ME WITH THEIR UGLY FACES. JUST KIDDING, HERE THEY
COME...( DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY WRITE ( UNLESS IF IT IS SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT ME )).....HELLO "VIPER" HERE, I WANT TO SAY
THAT jkl SHOULD LOOK AT HIMSELF. HE AIN'T A PRETTY BOY TOO. ........"M.C.E." WRITING....I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT jkl. ABOUT
YESTERDAY. WE WERE SKATING ON THE ICE, WE SAW SOME PRETTY LADIES. THE GOOD LOOKING LADIES WHERE UNFORTUNATELY TOO YOUNG. jkl
TYPED ABOUT THEM EARLIER. HE TYPED, HE DIDN'T WANT A YOUNG GIRL. BUT HE JUST CAN'T GET 1.........jkl AGAIN DID YOU FALL ASLEEP
YET WHAT A BORING PIECE OF TEXTURE. "M.C.E.", DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I COULDN'T GET A GIRL..........NO.......I COULDN'T....
WITH YOU HANGING AROUND !!!!!!! YOU SCARED THEM ALL AWAY, WITH YOUR STENCH AND YOUR PIG-HEAD !! ( WE ARE NICE TO EACHOTHER
AREN'T WE ???? NO !!! )......... "M.C.E." IS COMING UP AGAIN TO TAKE REVENGE !! GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT (
OR A PILLOW IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A NAP )....."M.C.E." NO jkl YOU COULD NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND ....( BY THE WAY WHERE ARE YOUR
MIRRORS IN YOUR ROOM )......NICE WRITING ABOUT ME ..... YOU WITH YOUR "ATHLETHIC" BODY SCARED THEM FAR AWAY...........WELL
THANKS "M.C.E." FOR MENTIONING MY WELL-BUILD BODY.....YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S ATHLETIC. ENOUGH BULLSHIT FOR NOW.....I'M BACK (
MONDAY 27 JAN. 15:40 IN THE YEAR 1992 ) I'VE JUST READ THE PIECE OF TEXT I WROTE YESTERDAY AND TO ANSWER THE QUESTION OF
"M.C.E." WHERE ARE YOUR MIRRORS WELL, THERE'S ONE 50 CM. TO THE LEFT "M.C.E." !! I WILL NOW TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
DAY AS IT'S MOVING ON ON THE WAVES ON TIME.....( GOOD START FOR A POET )..THIS IS MIGHT BE QUITE BORING BUT IT WILL FILL
SOME DISK-SPACE AND THAT IS THE BIG IDEA OF THIS MEGA-SCROLL ( AS I LIKE TO CALL IT ). WELL NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPENED AT
SCHOOL ( I OVERSLEPT AGAIN !!!! ). I CALLED abc AND WE TALKED A BIT. I'M GOING OVER TONIGHT TO LOOK AT HIS/OUR NEW INTRO.
IT SHOULD BE PRETTY COOL. I WILL SHOW MY NEW FONT AND SOME LOGOS I'VE RECENTLY MADE. ( DESPITE MY MAJOR BUG INSIDE MY CPU ).
abc TOLD ME THAT HE ONLY HAD ABOUT 2K OF TEXT AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO
WOULD GET BEHIND ON SCHEDULE !!! TALKING OF MY LOGOS I HAVEN'T FINISHED THEM ALL SO IT'S GOODBYE FOR NOW...( 243 LINES )...
HELLO, IT'S 16:32 AND THE THIRD OF FEBRUARY. YEP, YOUR RIGHT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THE KEYS ( IN REAL
TIME, THAT IS....). I'LL BRING YOU UP TO DATE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T "SPOKEN" TO YOU FOR A WEEK ( IN R.T. ). I HAD A VERY BUSY
WEEK WITH LOTS OF SCHOOL-WORK, TEST AND ASSIGNMENTS AND STUFF.....NOT VERY FUNNY, NO !! THIS WEEKEND WAS OKAY THOUGH !!!
ON FRIDAY-EVENING I WENT HOME AFTER WORK TO MEET "M.C.E." AND TO PLAY SOME POOL WITH HIM, AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT.
WHEN WE ARRIVED WE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE POOL-TABLE AND IT WAS FREE, WE WERE VERY HAPPY AND I STOOD BY THE TABLE WHILE
"M.C.E." WENT TO PICK UP THE CUES AND THE BALLS ( POOL-BALLS...... ) SO NOBODY COULD "STEAL" OUR TABLE. AFTER A MINUTE
"M.C.E." CAME BACK WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES ( JUST KIDDING ). THE TABLE WAS ALREADY HIRED BY SOMEBODY WHO CALLED JUST 3 MINUTES
BEFORE WE ARRIVED. I/WE WERE MAD LIKE HELL AND DETERMINED TO KICK SOME ASS !!! ( TOUGH TALKING EH? ) WHEN WE WENT TO THE
TRAM-STATION TO GO TO UTRECHT WHEN WE WALKED INTO A ENORMOUS DICKHEAD CALLED "JEFFREY" ( A GUY WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE
SAME COMPANY AS I DO, BUT WAS FIRED BECAUSE HE FUCKED UP ). ON TOP OF THAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD HIRED THE POOL-TABLE.
I WAS READY TO KICK ASS, BUT SINCE THE GUY IS A FRIEND OF "M.C.E." AND I HATE FIGHTING. I ( VERY WISELY ) DECIDED NOT TO GO
IN FOR THE KILL BUT JUST TO IGNORE THE GUY. THE DICKHEAD ( AND THE STENCH ) LEFT AND WE WENT TO UTRECHT. ONCE THERE WE WENT
TO ALL THE PLACES WHERE WE THOUGHT WERE POOL-TABLES OUR SEARCH DIDN'T TURN OUT VERY SUCCESSFUL BUT WE HAD SOME FUN ( AND
SEEN LOTS OF NICE LADIES ). IT WAS STARTING TO GET LATE ( AT LEAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS TO WORK THE NEXT DAY ) AND WE WENT
TO "CHARLIE CHIUS" TO VISIT "VIPER" WHO WORKS THERE EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY ( I THINK ). WE ATE SOME "GOOD" FOOD LIKE A
"NASI-HAP" (IT'S DUTCH) BUT YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT I MEAN ( I DO, AND EVERY DUTCH-TEEN KNOWS WHAT I MEAN TOO ). DAMN DAMN
AND DAMN, A NASTY STENCH JUST REACHED MY NOSE AND DAMN I GOT DOG-SHIT ON MY SHOE !!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT BUT UGH THAT DOG DID
"GOOD WORK" DAMN. ( I'VE JUST KICKED MY SHOES INTO THE CORRIDOR SO I CAN BREATH NORMALLY ) GETTING BACK TO MY WEEKEND, WE
WAITED FOR "VIPER" AND TOOK THE LAST BUS HOME. SATURDAY I WORKED THE WHOLE DAY AND WHEN I CAME HOME "VIPER" PHONED AND
INVITED ME AND "M.C.E." TO A PARTY OF A FRIEND OF HIM. THE PARTY WAS QUITE DULL BUT SINCE THE BEER WAS VERY CHEAP, ONLY FL.
1,25 A BOTTLE AND FL.12,50 FOR 12 BOTTLES. WE BOUGHT 12 BOTTLES EACH AND THAT PLUS SOME FREE BEERS FROM FRIENDS MADE THE
EVENING GOOD AFTER ALL. WE WERE SO DRUNK THAT WHEN "NIRVANA" WAS ON WE STARTED POGOING ( ???? ) LIKE HELL. ( THE NEXT DAY
"M.C.E." FOUND A CUT IN HIS BACK OF ABOUT 10 CM. LONG AND "VIPER" RAN INTO AN ARM AND HAD A BLEEDING NOSE AND HE COULDN'T
WALK NORMALLY BECAUSE OF HIS INJURED LEG ) . IT WAS FUN THOUGH, AND WE DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING AT THAT MOMENT ANYWAY SO....
IN CASE YOU WONDER, I DIDN'T GET HURT BECAUSE I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR FOR QUITE A WHILE. "M.C.E." GOT THE CUT IN HIS BACK
FROM FALLING AGAINST THE CENTRAL-HEATING, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT WE THINK ( HE WASN'T STABBED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT IF YOU
GOT THAT IDEA...) WHEN THE PARTY ENDED (ABOUT FOUR O'CLOCK) WE WALKED HOME ( 10KM./7M. ) TO LET THE FRESH AIR INTO OUR BLOOD.
WHEN WE CAME HOME I WENT TO "VIPER" TO EAT SOMETHING BECAUSE WE WERE QUITE HUNGRY. I WENT TO MY HOUSE TO SLEEP, WELL IT WAS
MORE LIKE A COMA BUT WHAT THE HELL... WOKE UP AT ABOUT 12 AND LIKE A MIRACLE I DIDN'T HAVE A HANG-OVER AT ALL. I WAS VERY
THIRSTY BUT THAT'S QUITE NORMAL... I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO "VIPER" YET BUT I SUPPOSE THE WALK DID US GOOD BECAUSE "M.C.E." DIDN'T
HAVE A HANG-OVER EITHER. I GUESS THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO "BASS" IN A MOMENT TO DO SOME FITNESS AND BECAUSE
I'VE RUN OUT OF BULLSHIT FOR TODAY. TALKING ABOUT THAT I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO READ ALL OF THIS TEXT IF YOU DO,
THANK YOU, YOU ARE EITHER INTERESTED IF WE CHEAT WITH THIS MEGA-SCROLL OR YOU ARE A NOSY GUY OR GIRL WHO LIKES TO KNOW WHAT I
DO IN MY DAILY LIFE (FOR THOSE; THIS IS NOT MY DIARY) BUT THIS PRIVATE ( A PRIVATE MEGA-SCROLL ???? ) TALKING ABOUT LADIES,
LADIES IF YOUR PART OF A ( FEMALE ) GROUP OR IF YOU'RE JUST INTERESTED, JUST DROP US A LETTER BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT
THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, AND I/WE ARE INTERESTED ( GUYS ARE OKAY, BUT GIRLS ARE THE CREME DE LA CREME ) GOSH I WOULD
ALMOST SOUND ROMANTIC ( MUST BE THE MUSIC) "WHITNEY HOUSTON" IS PLAYING AND SHE IS SINGING A DUET WITH STEVIE WONDER ( WHO
TURNED OF THE LIGHTS ??? ( CRUEL ) I'M SORRY STEVIE, I REALLY AM. ( ) NO SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT; YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE A MAN
( WOMAN)) BY THE COLOUR OF HIS/HER SKIN OR OTHER FYSICAL THINGS. KEY-WORD: CHARACTER !! I'M GETTING TO SERIOUS FOR A LOT OF
YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ONLY INTERESTED IN YOUR CPU, BOOZE AND STICKING YOUR DICK INTO EVERY PUSSY YOU CAN GET, VERY NORMAL
BUT, BUT WHAT...............I'VE GOT TO STOP BECAUSE I'M REALLY MESSING UP MY IMAGE THAT YOU HAVE MADE UP BY READING MY TEXT...
SEE YA ( IN A LINE OR ONE )...........( 326 LINES )....................................HI THERE IT'S jkl, OR AGAIN IT'S 16:32
ON THE 4TH OF FEB. TODAY I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TO WRITE YOU THIS TIME, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT; IN CASE I DIDN'T
TELL YOU YESTERDAY, I WENT TO "BASS" YESTERDAY TO WORK OUT. ( NOTHING SPECIAL ) WELL ENOUGH ABOUT YESTERDAY, LETS TALK ABOUT
TODAY. AT THE MOMENT I'M LISTENING TO "HEARTLAND" FROM "U2" ( U2 ??? ) OF THEIR ALBUM "RATTLE AND HUM". THE SONG ENDED WHILE I
WAS WRITING THE LAST LINE AND NOW "GOD PART II" IS PLAYING. ( GREAT SONG ) I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR TO MAKE
MYSELF A DINNER ( JUST SIMPLE PANCAKES BUT.... ) BECAUSE MY WHOLE FAMILY IS OUT WORKING TODAY TILL HALF PAST SIX. AND BECAUSE
I'M GOING OVER TO "BASS" TONIGHT I DON'T LIKE TO EAT TWO MINUTES BEFORE I GO TRAINING BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT MY FOOD ONCE IN
ITS ORIGINAL FLAVOUR, THAN TWICE WITH A ACID-LIKE FLAVOUR. YOU DIG IT ???? BY THE WAY PANCAKES IS/ARE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE
MEALS, SO I DON'T MIND IF MY FAMILY GOES OUT MORE OFTEN AND LEAVES ME TO COOK MY OWN DINNERS BECAUSE THEN I CAN EAT WHATEVER I
LIKE, PRETTY SIMPLE BUT......TRUE !! THANK YOU FOR READING.....SEE YA!!! @ def def def def def YES, I HAVE
FINALLY STARTED TO WRITE FOR THIS BREAK-A-SCROLL-RECORD-DEMO. THEY SAID TO ME THAT I MUST, YES "MUST" WRITE OVER 40 KB OF
SCROLL, I DON'T THINK I CAN WRITE 40 KB BUT I'LL TRY. BY THE WAY THIS IS def OF EFFECT TYPING. YES LET'S START WITH THE GRAB.
EH EH EH WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, I THINK ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING
AND NOTHING. FIRST I WANT TO GREET SOME GUYS WHO MADE FANTASTIC DEMOS, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE READ SOME GREETINGS
FROM OTHER MEMBERS BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE LIST..... GREETINGS TO : 2000AD m AGILE m ANARCHY m ARCANE m AXIS m CAVE m CLASSIC m
CRYSTAL m CULT m DELIGHT m DEVILS m DESIRE m DUAL CREW m FAIRLIGHT m FLASH PRODUCTION m KEFRENS m LEGEND m NETWORK m PHENOMENA m
PIRATES m PUNISHERS m PURE METAL CODERS m QUARTEX m RAZOR 1911 m REBELS m SANCTUARY m SCOOPEX m SILENTS m SKID ROW m SUPERSONIC m
THE COMPANY m VECTRA m VENTURE m VISION......... SORRY FOR THIS INCOMPLETE GREETINGS LIST BUT I HAVEN'T GOT MY ORIGINAL LIST
ANYMORE (I HAVE LOST IT SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM)........ YO DESIRE I HAVE A QUESTION TO YOU, EVERY TIME I GET A COPY OF ONE OF
YOUR GREAT DEMOS IT IS LOADED WITH READ/WRITE ERRORS, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ?? MY DISK-DRIVE IS 100% WORKING SO IT ISN'T MY
FAULT !!! I THINK THERE'S A BAD SWAPPER BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IF HE'S READING THIS : BUY A NEW DRIVE OR REPAIR YOU'RE OLD ONE
!!!! YES I HAVE MADE IT, YOU HAVE JUST READ 1 KB, SHIT I MUST TYPE 40 KB, OOOH NO ....... IF SOMEONE OUT THERE IS
INTERESTED IN A SWAP RELATION JUST WRITE TO : LIBELLEWEIDE 20 - 3437 VJ - NIEUWEGEIN - HOLLAND. ONLY LEGAL AND IF YOU WANT
ILLEGAL WAREZ JUST WRITE TO P.O.BOX 7143 IN NIEUWEGEIN...........NOW IT'S MORNING AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
TONIGHT (SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT) MAYBE VISIT A BAR OR A CAFE OR A DISCO BUT YOU'LL READ IT LATER ON WHAT I'M GOING TO DO..
AT THE MOMENT I'M LISTENING TO THE GREAT HOUSE-PARTY II REMIX FROM D.J. THIMBLES AND I REALLY LOVE THE REMIX BUT NOW IT'S
TIME FOR SOME HEAVY MUSIC LIKE GUNS N' ROSES WITH THEIR LATEST ALBUM "USE YOUR ILLUSION 1+2".. YES THE NUMBER "THE GARDEN"
WITH ALICE COOPER AND AXL ROSE AS THE VOCALS AND SLASH ON THE GUITARS IS REALLY "THE END".. BUT I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW THIS
NUMBER ! NO,WHAT A SHAME !!!!!! BY THE WAY, jkl VISITED ME LAST EVENING TO SHOW ME WHAT HE HAD TYPED, AND HELL WHAT WAS THAT
MUCH, I NEVER CAN WRITE SO MUCH !!! BUT MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT ghi TYPE ABOUT 90 KB OF THE 100 KB SO ME , abc AND jkl ONLY HAVE
TO TYPE 10 KB WITH EACHOTHER, AND IF I'M RIGHT, I HAVE TO TYPE THAN 3,3 KB WHAT I'M ALMOST TYPED !!!! SO ghi TYPE A LOT OF
NONSENSE AND FILL THAT 90 KB CAUSE THIS DEMO WAS YOUR IDEA ...... NOW IT'S MONDAY EVENING AND I'M REALLY PISSED OFF OF
THIS KLOTE KANKER KUT TEXT CAUSE IT'S GONNA COST ME A LOT OF TIME TO WRITE THIS TEXT.. MAARJA HET LEVEN GAAT DOOR !!!
IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS STILL READING THIS, HE OR SHE IS REALLY CRAZY, I DON'T GET IT THAT YOU'RE READING THIS STUPID NO SENSE
TEXT !!! BUT I'LL GO ON .. NOW A SERIOUS MESSAGE : WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD MEMBERS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A PAINTER,
CODER, SWAPPER, MUSICIAN OR WHATEVER JUST JOIN THE POWER, JOIN EFFECT !!!! @ @ I REALLY WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING IN DUTCH !!
MAYBE IT IS BETTER TO WRITE IN ENGLISH BECAUSE EVEN IN DUTCH I HAVEN'T THE INSPIRATION TO WRITE SOMETHING TO YOU..... I THINK
I'M GOING TO BED AND TRY TO WRITE TO YOU NEXT DAY !!...BYE BYE SEE YOU TOMORROW !!! HOW LONG ?? WHAT 25 KB ?? 25 KB, SO
LONG !! I JUST GET A PHONE FROM ghi AND HE HAS ALMOST TYPED 25 KB, JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE ONLY 5 KB, OH OH I'M GOING TO TYPE
TODAY ABOUT 20 KB SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY MY BORING TEXT... EHHRM EEH WHAT ABOUT PUTTING IN AN ENGLISH LIBRARY FROM WORD PERFECT
?? THEN MY SCROLL IS REALLY FILLED WITH ABOUT 200 KB !! YES I'M GOING TO DO IT !! HERE IT COMES, THE ENGLISH LIBRARY :
ASS n BITCH o CONDOM n DICK o ERECTION n FUCK o GAY n HORNY o INSIDE n JUST FUCK o KUT UHH YOU DON'T LIKE IT ?? RIGHT
I'M GONNA QUIT THAT LIBRARY BEFORE IT'S GONNA BE TOO DIRTY !!!! LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO MUSIC ,WHAT ABOUT GIVING YOU MY
FAVORITE TOP 10 HOUSE MUSIC ?? AT NUMBER 10 . RAVE ALARM / PRAGA KHAN .... 9 . THE ULTIMATE SEDUCTION / THE ULTIMATE SEDUCTION
.... 8 . ANASTHASIA / T99 .... 7 . DE RODE SCHOENTJES / BOOMING SUPPORT .... 6 . JAMES BROWN IS DEAD / L.A. STYLE .... 5 .
TWILIGHT ZONE / 2 UNLIMITED .... 4 . GO / MOBY .... 3 . LAST TRAIN TO TRANSCENTRAL / KLF .... 2 . EVERYBODY'S FREE / ROZALLA
.... 1 . JAMES BROWN IS STILL ALIVE / HOLY NOISE .... YES ALMOST EVERY SONG IS MADE IN HOLLAND OR BELGIUM CAUSE THE HOUSE
MUSIC IS ORIGINALLY FROM BELGIUM AND HOLLAND SO THAT'S THE BEST HOUSE THERE IS (ALMOST CAUSE THE KLF IS VERY GOOD BUT IT'S
NOT MADE IN BELGIUM OR HOLLAND) !!!! @ TIME TO QUIT TIME TO WORK !!.!. WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK I'M BACK
FROM MY WORK AND I'M VERY ANGRY AT AN NO NAMED PERSON CAUSE HE/SHE SAID THAT I WORKED TOO SLOW !!! WELL FUCK OFF, IF I WANNA
TALK TO SOMEBODY, I TALK TO SOMEBODY !! AND I'M NOT WORKING 8 HOURS ON THE SAME SHIT PICTURE . I'M VERY LUCKY THAT I'M LEAVING
THAT PAINTING-ROOM IN ABOUT 4 WEEKS SO BEFORE I'M LEAVING I WILL KILL YOU FIRST !! AND NOW YOU'RE VERY INTERESTED IN THAT
PERSONS NAME, SHALL I GIVE IT TO YOU ?? A WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S MARTIJN, SO IF YOU SEE THAT PERSON GIVE HIM A KICK, HE WON'T
DO ANYTHING BACK CAUSE HE'S SO STONED OF ALL THAT DOPE !!!!!!! WELL, HAS SOMEBODY A NEWER VERSION THAN 4.1 OF WORD-
PERFECT ?? I'M TIRED OF THAT STUPID VIZAWRITE AND KINDWORDS BUT THAT ARE THE ONLY PROGRAMS WHICH CAN LOAD DELUXE-PAINT
PICTURES..... IF SOMEONE HAS A NEW VERSION PLEASE SEND IT TO ME, I WILL PAY THE PRICE OF STAMPS ETC. THANK YOU !!!!!
@ WHHHHAAAAAAAOOOHHHH YES WANNA HEAR A LITTLE STORY ?? WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS : EVERY MORNING I'M GOING TO MY WORK
WITH THE BUS AND THEN IN THE TRAM AND EVERY DAY (WHEN I'M GOING IN THE TRAM) I MEET THAT SAME GIRL AND SHE IS REALLY "THE END"
BUT I THOUGHT THAT SHE DON'T LIKED ME BUT WHEN I WAS SHOPPING IN OUR SHOPPINGCENTRE I MET HER AGAIN AND SHE SAID HELLO TO
ME AND I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME THAT I ONLY SAID HELLO BACK AND NOTHING MORE .. STUPID ASSHOLE .. SHE
IS ABOUT 18 YEARS OLD, LIGHT-BROWN HEAR AND ABOUT 1.80 LONG (HMM I DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE). AND SHE IS GOING WITH THE TRAM
AT 8.10. AND SHE LIVES SOMEWHERE IN NIEUWEGEIN-NOORD (I THINK) IF SOMEBODY KNOWS WHO SHE IS PLEASE CALL ME OR WRITE ME AS
SOON AS POSSIBLE !!!!!! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME !! (I HOPE SHE TAKES THE TRAM AGAIN TOMORROW) IN THIS 10
SPACES BREAK, WE ARE ABOUT 3 MONTHS FURTHER AND I'M TYPING AGAIN FOR THAT DEMO THAT IS GROWING BIGGER AND BIGGER WITH NEW
ROUTINES AND GRAPHICS !!!!!! BUT I'M GOING TO END MY TEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JULLIE ZEIKEN TEVEEL OVER DE LENGTE DUS IK KAP
ER NU MAAR MEE !!! GOED ?????? IS ER NOU NOG IEMAND DIE DIT LEEST ?? (IS THERE SOMEBODY READING THIS ??????!!!) NOU RAYMOND
GA NOU MAAR LEKKER CONTROLEREN OP SPELFOUTEN EN LULVERHALEN !!!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH IK HOOR NET DAT IK NET GEEN 7 KB HEB,
DUS IK SCHRIJF NOG MAAR EVEN EEN PAAR MINUUTJES VOL !!!! HET IS GEEN MOOI WEER EN HET IS 15:19 !!!!!! NU STOP IK ECHT !!!!
DE BALLE !!!!
ALL CODE, MUSIC AND GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY ASCHWIN VAN DE HAAR (ACUTE) GREETINGS TO NATIVE,RADAVI,STRIKER!