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|So it's finally on your screen... THE thing you've all been waiting for... Searching for... Asking for... And even BEGGING ever since the last ESA demo-release (The Voyager demo) YES!! Your local dealer has made it once again!! Yet another time he has dared to defy the evil justice, and to reached out to bring another fantastic ESA demostration to You screen. And it sure was worth it! because now, You - our most important lamer (Sorry... viewer -Ed.) can enjoy this marvelous piece of master-work in the privacy of you own Amiga. Well, I know you are all very grateful for the excelent work your local dealer has made, so why not encourage him with some money ($10 or more) and of course, be sure to tell him to that you want all future ESA products delivered directly to your home as soon as it is only possible!! No, of course I'm only kidding! he probably like our products so much that he will be more than happy to deliver all ESA products he can lay his hands on to you FREE OF CHARGE. But of course it is still a good idea to tell him that you want ALL ESA products... (Send the money to the ESA HQ instead - Ed. (Joke!)) Well I won't waste any more of your time with crap/ego text in this scroller - you will have to read the other scrollers to get that!! because now it is time for the greetings.. Before we send the Platinum-Gigabrill-SUPERrays of very special magic light, I (Norton) would like to send a super-greeting to all my excelent colleagues in the ESA crew worldwide. And they are in order of oldest member -> newest member : { Norton, Jellybean, Newton, Dr Teeth, Orion, Medic, Techro, Mike the Pike, The Perian, Conan, High Top, Nefarious, Floppy, The Last Dimention. |Okey we're moving on!! Now for the superrays of very special magic light (Worldwide patent - All rights reserved!) to the following cool dudes/groups in no special order : >>> Australian Crackers United <<< >>> Beastie Boys <<< >>> Clones <<< >>> Phaze 101 <<< >>> Cryptoburners <<< >>> IDS Crew <<< >>> JC OF XAKK <<< >>> Lazer <<< >>> Equalizer of Accession <<< >>> Monobyter / The Voids <<< >>> Mr Gurk of Phenomena <<< >>> The Polarbears <<< >>> Orion Five Crew <<< >>> Strontium Dog <<< >>> The Wizzards Inc. <<< (Contact the HQ again, please!!) >>> The Exceller 8 Staff <<< >>> The DownUnderGround Staff <<< >>> The Phaze 101 Diskmag Staff <<< And the cool >>> SYSOP at The Firefly BBS <<< (Contact the ESA HQ! -Ed.) Now we continue with the normal Hip-Hops to all the friends and contacts of the European Software Agency crew worldwide. With such a big and powerful crew as the ESA, it is almost impossible to have an 100 % complete hip-hop-list, so if your are a contact and you're not mentioned - we are very sorry, talk to your local ESA contact and he will sort it all out for you, ok? Right... Now, I hope they are all in Alpha order, they should be anyway, but you know how it is... Here we go coolies!! } < Acid of Axenon > < Action Force > < Albert > < Alive > < Antartica > < Asia Inc. > < Atom (UK) > < Atomic > < Avenger > < Bamiga Sector One Worldwide > < Barkingstone S.S. > < Black Monks > < Bolero > < British Swapping Syndicate > < Byterapers (Sweden) > < CCB-Italy > < Chris > < Clones > < Clownes > < Code > < Contex > < Cosa Mostra > < Creators of Sunriders > < Crimewave > < Crusaders > < Crush Enterprices > < DAKO House > < Darkness > < Darren > < Daryus > < Destiny > < Digitech / IBB > < D.O.C > < DR. D > < Dual Crew > < Epsilon > < Excel UK > < Express > < Fairlight > < FB + Ivory > < Finnish Bit Wizzards > < Finnish Force > < Firestarters > < Firts Wave > < Gate > < Ghostriders > < H.C.C > < Horizon > < Humanoid > < Ipec-Elite > < IT > < Jon of Barkingstone S.S > < Julian The Limping Man (UK) > < Katie > < Kefrens > < LADS > < Mad Mat OF C.I.A > < Madness > < Maffia > < Magic Science > < Magnetic Fields > < Manic Depressive > < Merlin > < Megablast UK > < Megadeath > < Megastars > < Modesty > < Nemesis > < North Star > < Northen Lights > < Octon > < Overload > < OZ Crackers > < Paul > < Phalanx > < Phoniex > < Poison > < Populus > < Pseudo Ops > < Radioactive (Sid the cool one!) > < Radius > < Razor 1911 > < Rebels > < Rob > < Ron > < Run Dmc > < Sceptor UK > < Scoopex > < Sex boys > < Share and Enjoy of SCX > < Sharp > < Shazard > < Skipper > < Slipstream > < Software of Sweden > < Souereign User Group > < S.O.V > < Spectre > < Squadron > < Subway and The Dream Team > < TAC II > < Tacs > < T.C.S > < Team X > < The Band > < The Boys of Destruction > < The Cartel > < The Destructives > < The Gurus > < The Halifax Crew > < The Iron Lords > < The Miami Byte Corporation > < The Silents > < T.J.R > < Top Swap > < Triangle > < Trilogy > < TSK UK > < Untouchables > < Vision > < Vision Factory and The Benc Bros > < Vortex 42 > < Warfalcons > < World Of Wonders > < X-beat > < X-press > < X-men > < Yolex > Yabba-Dabba-Doo!!! That's it folks!! Well finally a small hello to all you freaks who are still reading this shakey scroller!! Now go ahead and read the other scrollers - see ya pal!! (in the other scrollers!) Norton signing off!! ... And on - for the re-run!! It's a wrap!
YEAH! The incredibly cool Norton
is back with another great demo..
this time it is called
S I G M A F O R C E
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And now - the credits!!
All coding, graphics & musicripp
by Norton (the great one!)
Use F1 and F2 to select music
Taken from the game 'Hybris'
Use F10 for filter (Dolby?)
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This is the contacts scroller
But first some mezzys!
Does anyone have any great, new
Text-Adventures, or
Strategy/tactical war-games
for the Amiga????
The Dark Lord of The Wizzards
Contact the ESA HQ!!
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For ELITE swapping
Contact the ESA crew.
Write to us, or call the
Firefly BBS in Lund, Sweden
(0)46-250 159. 300-2400 Baud
Write a note to Mike The Pike
if ya want access to the ESA Area
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Now some contact-instructions....
When you contact us, include :
Some disks with NEW stuff,
full name and ADDRESS + phone #!
Some details about how you got
our address, your crew and so on
(i.e from what demo/compact -Ed.)
PLEASE write your name and your
Address on the disks!!!
If you send ANY stuff to us
use verify when copying, we don't
want any to get no disks with R/W
or any other kind of Error!
Now, put pen to paper folks!!
Contact the ESA HeadQuarters...
Write to Norton (Coder/Leader)
L. Olofsson, PL 1623,
S-283 00 Osby. Sweden.
Contact ESA in Norway...
Write to Nefarious (Swapper)
G. Helland, Harvvik,
6620 Alvundeid, Norway.
Contact ESA in the U.K...
Write to Medic (Coder&Swapper)
18 Northall Road, Eaton Bray
Dunstable, Bedfordshire
LU6 2DQ, England.
Write to Dr.Teeth (Swapper)
54 Beaulieu Ave, Sydenham
London SE26 6PP, England.
Contact ESA in Sweden...
Write to Jellybean (Music)
P. Anvegard, Aron Nils V 34,
S-283 00 Osby. Sweden.
Write to Mike the Pike (Swapper)
E. Flodgren, Palsjovagen 10
S-223 62 Lund. Sweden.
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So what do you like this cool
40 char Bob-scroller then?
I think it really puts the
Blitter to some good use,
Instead of just moving 100
16*16 pixel balls around!
Do you know the question to
which the answer is 42???
(Must be (Q=X*Y/Z) -Ed.)
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ESA rules! And you know it!
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Why are you still reading this???
Contact us NOW!!
ccc YEAH...c I'M BACK, THE MASTER OF ALL COMPUTERS - THE MR COOL OF HACKING, AND I PRESENT TO YOUR SCREEN ... THE SIGMA FORCE DEMO!!! THIS IS OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE DEMO-CONTEST AT THE SHARE AND ENJOY OF SCOOPEX U.K. COPYPARTY IN LONDON. I HOPE THE PARTY WILL BE MEGA-COOL. THERE IS NOTHING AS BORING AS A LAME COPYPARTY! WHEN YOU HAVE PAYED THROUGH YOUR NOSE JUST TO GET THERE WITH ALL YOUR HEAVY STUFF, AND THERE ARE ONLY A BUNCH OF BORING LAMERS AROUND... (HEAVY STUFF??? -ED.) YEAH! AMIGA+MONITOR+PRINTER+300 DISKS PLUS A LOT OF MORE! (GET THE PICTURE! -ED.) KILL A COMMIE! OR WHY NOT AN ATARI-LOSER??? I HOPE THIS DEMO WILL DO BETTER THAN 'THE VOYAGER' DEMO DID IN THE CONTEST ON THE IT AND RAZOR PARTY IN NORWAY... THERE WERE 17 DEMOS IN THE CONTEST AND WE ONLY GOT A TOP-TEN ENTRY. (SULK! -ED.) I HAVEN'T SEEN ALL THE DEMOS THAT BEAT US, BUT THOSE I HAVE SEEN WAS BETTER, SO I THINK THE CONTEST WAS A FAIR ONE. WELL ATLEAST WE GOT OUR DEMO INTO THE CONTEST, AND IT COSTED ME ONLY 175 SEK (17 QUID!) TO GET IT THERE (A REAL BARGAIN!) BY EMS MAIL! WELL ABOUT THIS DEMO... I'M SORRY THAT IT IS NOT AS GREAT AS I PROMISED BECAUSE I REALLY HAD TO RUSH THE CODING (CODED IN ONE WEEK (AFTER TWO WEEKS OF THINKING ABOUT IT! -ED.)) THERE WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME VECTOR IN THIS DEMO TOO. (YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VECTOR IN THIS INTRO?? -ED.) (YEAH!! TELL US. -COED.) HEY! HEY! HOLD IT!! THIS IS NOT AN INTRO!! THIS IS A DEMO, DINGBATS!!! LET'S GET THAT STRAIGHT RIGHT AWAY!! (YEAH, YEAH TAKE IT EASY NORTON!! -ED.) (IF YOU SAY SO... BUT TELL US ABOUT THE VECTOR ANYWAY. -COED.) OK... YOU GOT ME... WELL THERE WHERE GOING TO BE SOME VECTOR IN THIS DEMO BUT THE MATHS ROUTINES WENT NUTS AND WHERE MYSTERIOUSLY LOST IN A SYSTEM-CRASH, SO WE'LL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT VECTOR... ANYWAY DON'T THINK THAT IT WOULD HAVE LOOKED COOL WITH VECTOR IN THIS DEMO ANYWAY. (OKEY, I'LL BUY THAT STORY... -COED (NO SALE HERE -ED.)) WELL THIS IS MY FIFTH DEMO ON THE AMIGA (AND ON ANY COMPUTER!) AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT... THIS IS THE CRAP SCROLLER, AND HALF OF THE SHIT WRITTEN HERE IS FUCKIN' FICTION!!! (OTHERWIZE IT WILL JUST BE TOO BORING) ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN YOU HAVE THE GREETINGS SCROLLER (OH, YEAH!! YOU MEAN THAT THINGI THAT SAYS... HOLD ON.. 'ESA' IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS !?!??? -COED.) NO YOU STUPID ++++! THAT'S THE LOGO!! I MEAN THE BLUE SCROLLER ABOVE!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I LET YOU WRITE ANYWAY, YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' STUPID! (SORRY!! BUT AIN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID? I MEAN, THIS IS THE CRAPPY SCROLLER RIGHT???. -COED. (YEAH BUT NOT AS STUPID AS YOUR TEXT, THAT'S SOMETHING FOR THE GUINNES BOOK OF RECORDS!! -ED.)) HOLD IT GUYS!! I'M THE ONE THAT IS THE MAIN SCROLL-WRITER HERE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! WE'RE MOVING ON! BELOW THIS SCROLLER YOU HAVE THE CONTACTS SCROLLER (AND DON'T IT LOOK COOL??? -ED.) YEAH IT DOES!! WE ENOUGH ABOUT THIS!! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!! HEY SILENTS!! YOU SAY 'WE EAT LAMERS FOR BREAKFAST'. HOW CAN YOU DO THAT!! IT'S DISGUSTING!! DO LIKE US WHEN WE ARE ON A PARTY - WE EAT 'UNLEAVENED BREAD' FOR BREAKFAST. IT CAN KEEP YOU FREAKIN' THE WHOLE DAY! (FREAKIN' = STOMACH PAINS?? -ED.) WELL, LET'S CUT THE CRAP AND GET ON WITH SOME MESSAGES... FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME A NEW CODER/CRACKER TO THE CREW. WELCOME TO 'THE LAST DIMENTION' (TLD). LET'S HAVE A COOL DEMO AND MAYBE SOME CRACKS (IF YOU CAN GET THAT ORIGINAL SUPPLIER OF YOURS MOVING!) YOU REALLY SOON OK?? ANOTHER THING... CVT (COUNT VLAD TERPES) OF ESA (NORWAY) HAVE CHANGED HIS NAME TO NEFARIOUS. - NEWTON OF ESA (WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER COOL COPYPARTY???) - ORION OF ESA (HOW'S HACKING?? WHERE IS YOUR DEMO??) - CRYPTOBURNERS (GREAT DEMO!!) - ANYONE THAT KNOWS 'THE WIZZARDS INC' (SEND THIS DEMO TO THEM, AND TELL THEM TO CONTACT THE HQ, PLEAZZZZE!) - MYSELF (COME ON! WRITE SOME COOL TEXT MAN!) (IF THAT AIN'T STUPID... -COED. (GIVE THE MAN A BREAK! -ED.) - ALL ESA MEMBERS (IF YOU MAKE A COMPACT/HACK, YOU MUST WRITE EVERYTHING IN ENGLISH. (SOURCE REMARKS, SCROLLTEXT,LABELS,DOCS ETC.) OTHERWIZE WE WILL HAVE SOME PROBLEMS SENDING THEM TO ALL MEMBERS) - MIKE THE PIKE OF ESA (HI MATE, HOW IS THE 'ESA BBS' COMMIN' ALONG???) - NEWTON OF ESA (WHEN IS OUR INTERNAL BBS AT YOUR PLACE UP 'N RUNNING???) YEAH! MORE MESSAGES LATER, BUT NOW - MORE CRAPPY-CRAPPY-TEXT!! DO YOU LIKE THIS MUSIC??? I JUST LOVE THE STUFF, AND THE GAME WAS (IS!) GREAT TOO! I CAN REMEMBER WHAT THAT GAME DID TO THE SILENTS/HORIZON COPYPARTY IN ALVESTA!! (NOV. -88) IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GO ANYWHERE WITHIN THE PARTY-PLACE WITHOUT HEARING THESE SOUNDTRACKS. EVERY HACKER WITH A COMPUTER AT THE PARTY SAT LIKE GLUED TO THE SCREEN AT SOME TIME, PLAYING 'HYBRIS' UNTIL HE ALMOST KILLED THE JOYPIN! THE MUSIC WAS REALLY EASY TO RIPP, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T A SOUNDTRACKER TUNE (TAKES ABOUT 20KB PER TUNE -ED.) I THINK IT TOOK ABOUT 14 AND A HALF MINUTES TO RIPP BOTH TUNES!! NOW FOR A BORING JOKE .... HEY LAMERS!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'NLQ' MEANS???? 'NEAR LAMER QUESTION' BORING EH? WELL.... WHAT SHALL I WRITE NOW... I HAVE PROMISED MYSELF AND THE EDITOR OF THIS SCROLLTEXT THAT I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SWEDISH TEXT IN THIS SCROLLER (LIKE : 'VAD SKALL JAG SKRIVA NU????' (MEANS 'WHAT SHALL I WRITE NOW????' -ED.)) SO I WON'T.... IS THIS 'OUT OF INSPIRATION ERROR.' OR WHAT !?! IN MY DESPERATION FOR SOMETHING TO WRITE, I JUST LOOKED THROUGH MY DISKBOX FOR SOME COOL GAMES TO PLAY, UNTIL I GOT SOME MORE INSPIRATION... AND WHAT DID I FIND??? I FOUND 17 'ALIEN' DISKS... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY BELONG TO!! (THINGS ARE INDEED A MESS!! -ED.) SO PLEASE GUYS, WRITE NAME/GROUPNAME ON THE DISKS YOU SEND TO ME! HEY HIGH TOP! WHERE ARE THOSE GAMES YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND TO ME?? AND THE 8 DISKS WITH SAMPLES??? AND THE VIDEO-TAPE??? ESA - THE RULERS OF EUROPE!! WELL, THERE IS NOBODY TO BEAT US AROUND HERE ANYWAY! SORRY TAC II - YOU DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE! (A LIGHTYEAR OR TWO?? -ED.) ON THE SUBJECT OF THE SECOND BEST CREW IN TOWN, (THERE ARE ONLY TWO) THE WORD IS THAT THEY ARE GETTING ANOTHER ATARI 520 ST! WELL THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING... THEY HAVE FINALLY REALIZED THAT THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN COMPETE WITH THE FAST MOVING ESA CREW AND THAT THEY ARE MOVING ONTO THE MARKET OF THE SECOND BEST COMPUTER (?) INSTEAD. (SECOND BEST???? WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?? WHAT ABOUT THE QL??? OR THE SINCLAIR SPECTRUM??? OR EVEN THE GOOD OLD ZX-80??? -ED.) HEY DON BERO!! AS YOU ARE THE ONLY REAL CODER OF TAC II, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE COOL GUYS INSTEAD?? (NO WAY! -COED.) WELL NOW I WON'T WRITE ANYMORE NASTY TEXT ABOUT TAC II, OR THEY WILL PROBABLY KILL ME. BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS TO BE BEST.... (HAHA) OH, YEAH. ONE MORE THING... WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER MEGA-MINI-PARTY AGAIN??? (AMIGA ONLY!!) URK! THIS IS GETTING SUPER-BORING! I BETTER KILL THE CRAP NOW AND STOP WRITING THIS SCROLLER... IF YOU WONDER WHY THIS TEXT IS SO FULL OF SHIT-TALK AND SPELLING-MISSTAKES, I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKIN' DRUNK RIGHT NOW... (HICK!) ..... (NO YOU AIN'T! -ED.) YEAH, THANX A LOT PAL FOR RUINING MY PERFECT EXCUSE! NORTON SIGNING OFF...