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IN THE BEGINING WAS THE SENTENCE.
IT WASNT A PARTICULARY GREAT SENTENCE,
BUT IT SERVED ITS PURPOSE AS WELL AS A
DILDO IN A CONDOM TESTING FACTORY DOES.
THE SENTENCE QUITE SIMPLY WAS:
OOH LOOK WHAT I CAN DO TURBO!!!!
HIT THE MOUSE!
FOR RACHEL WHO GOT ME THROUGH TODAY!
DUAL 4MAT PROUDLY
PRESENTS.......
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HEADLINETRO II
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RELEASE DATE
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INTRO IS 10/10/93
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ALL YOUTHS IN DF
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PROJEX,MICHAEL,
'N JAMES/QUARK
ALL IN F.I.N.E.
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DARKSIDE,NAB,
TRILLIAN, CORN,
PSIQ
ALL IN ETHNICS
HAA, HI SIME!
ALL IN NERVE AXIS
INCLUDING
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ALSO HI TO M.F.M
CAN'T WAIT 4 VI 2
MALARCHY/TRANCE
CUBIK/TRANCE WHQ
FIRE/INDY
ANDY C, MIKE/INDY
PHIL,SHOOTER/INDY
TYPHOID/INDY
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VIOLATOR/PYRO'S
TURBO/???
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ANDY/MEX
KEEORPH/INDY
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ALL GUYS IN
CYBERNETIX
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TRASH-HEAD/
SUSPECT
DUFFY/MIDWAY
DAZL/ENHANCE
AND I (TCM)
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LIKE TO THANK
THE INVENTOR
OF THE WORD
'STINTS'!!!!
WELL, THAT'S IT
ALL FINISHED.
GO ON, WRITE
SOMETHING FOR THE
MAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE YA...........
RAIN: COMING DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS
HITTING THE GROUND WITH A BANG
THAT CAN ONLY BE HEARD BY.....
EARTHWORMS.
WHAT ABOUT HOPE? ITS DEFECTIVE!
ITS CORRODED AND DECAYED!
WHAT ABOUT FAITH? ITS DEFECTIVE!
ITS TATTERED AND ITS FRAYED!
SONG OF THE HUMORIST PART 4:
I DID THE WORK,
YOU STOLE THE MONEY,
I MADE THE SACRIFICE,
YOU THOUGHT IT FUNNY,
I GAVE YOU DREAMS,
YOU DEMAND REALITY,
I SAID THAT I LOVED YOU....
YOU DIDNT WANT ME!
THUNDER ROLLS,
A NEW DAY DAWNS,
YOUR HEART BREAKS,
WHEN SEPTEMBER COMES.
FOR THAT WAS WHEN SHE RETURNED,
BUT YOUR LOVE...
WAS PAINFULLY SPURNED.
SHE DIDNT WANT TO KNOW,
YOU WONDER WHAT CHANGED HER,
THEN YOU REMEMBER, ITS,
4 MONTHS LATER.
LONELINESS IS NOT A PHASE!
SEPTEMBER: 4 MONTHS II
COMING SOON FROM DUAL 4MAT.
A MUS-TRO NOT TO BE MISSED!