DUAL 4MAT DEMOS....
ARE THEY JUST A BLATANT RIP OFF OF MELON
OR SOME STARS TRYING TO SHINE?
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEAD ONE HIMSELF
DUAL 4MAT PRESENT A COMPLETLY SERIOUS
INTRO ENTITLED : ART-TRO THE 4TH.
PRESS YOUR MOUSE
DUAL 4MAT ARE ER..BACK (APPLAUSE)
WITH ART-TRO THE 4TH
CODE BY SPARKLE (NOT DEAD!)
MUSIC BY WATTS (ALIVE TOO!)
GFX BY ATOM (BARELY ALIVE)
RELEASE DATE 7/2/94 AFTER TEA
WHICH WAS CHIPS AND GRAVY
I HAD EGG AS WELL!
AND A GLASS OF LEMONADE.
I COULD HAVE HAD CHEESE ON TOAST
BUT I HAD IT FOR DINNER TODAY
AND JUST DIDN`T FEEL LIKE IT!
AND FOR SUPPER I AM HAVING CAVIAR
WITH TOMATO SAUCE (REAL TOMATOES)
I HEAR THAT THE QUEEN HAS THAT,
STUPID BITCH SHOULD PAY TAXES
OH SHE DOES! SORRY!
JOHN MAJOR LIKES PEAS YOU KNOW!
NORMA LIKES SAUSAGES (PORK!)
ER..YEAH OK SIME? HE'S DEAD
YOU KNOW, DESPITE WHAT HE SAYS!
CUNNING LITTLE SO AND SO!
BY THE WAY GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR
DINNER, WELL GO ON GUESS YA TWAT
WELL I HAD SPAM ON TOAST WITH
FRUITY BROWN SAUCE!!!!!!
ANYWAY LETS GET ON WITH THE WHOLE
POINT OF THIS ARTTRO...SO TELL ME
CHRIS WHAT WAS ON YOUR MENU TODAY
WELL, I DON`T EAT AS I AM MADE
COMPLETELY OUT OF FIBRE-GLASS
ONTO THE SERIOUS STUFF...
THERE WERE THREE BISHOPS IN AN
IGLOO... AND THE FIRST ONE SAID
DON`T ASK ME, IT`S NOT MY SHAFT.
THE SERIOUS STUFF IS OVER THE
PAGE...HONEST!!!
SEND US LOADS OF STUFF FOR VI.
PLEASE SEND US AS MUCH STUFF AS
YOU CAN AND SEND IT AS SOON AS
POSS. WE NEED ARTICLES, CLIP ART
MODS, GRAPHICS AND YOUR IDEAS.
SEND IT TO ANY OF THE ADDRESSES
LATER IN THIS ART-TRO.
BACK TO THE IFF MASTER, ATOM
CHEERZ M8! (YAAAAY!)
YEP BACK AGAIN! WITH A BIT MORE
INFO ABOUT YOUR FAVE MAG..
VISUAL INTENSITY
ANYWAY V.I. ISSUE FOUR IS IN FOR
A MAJOR,MAJOR..AND WE'RE NOT
TALKING THE JOHN SORT HERE EITHER
FEATURES TO BE INCLUDED ARE..
1) FORESKI..ER..GROUND CLIP-ART
2) NEW IMPROVED COLOUR FONTS
3) FASTER.BETTER MENU SYSTEM
4) ANIMATIONS ALL OVER THE SHOW
5) AND ALL OTHER KINDSA REET
SMASHING STUFFF!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
RIGHT WHILE I'M STILL SITTING HERE
TYPING (SPARKLE AND TCM CAN'T BE
ARSED SO GUESS WHO HAS TO KEEP YOU
OCCUPIED! BLOODY ME THATS WHO!!)
ANYWAY WE ARE DESPARATLY (WELL I
AM ANYWAY!) LOOKING FOR ANOTHER
GFX ARTIST AND MUSICIAN! NOW!!!
RIGHT NOW ONTO SOMETHING WE AIN'T
ACTUALLY DONE YET, THE DF FULL
MEMBERS LIST! HERE WE GO
(IN NO ORDER SO NO ONES
OFF!!!!!!!!)
SPARKLE - CODING,SWAPPER,R.I.P.!
T.C.M - V.I. EDITOR,SWAPPER,WOOO!
ATOM - GFX,V.I. ED,BIG TITS!
WATTS - MUSICIAN,SWAPPER
DOG.1 - MODEM TRADER, SWAPPER
ELECTRO - SWAPPER
WOLFIE - DTP,HARDWARE
4-TEY - MUSICIAN
ANDY-C - SWAPPER,V.I. CO-ED
TUMMO - SWAPPER,MUSICIAN
M.F.M - THE CODER!
BEERMONSTER - GRAPHICS
AND THATS YOUR LOT SO SOD OFF!
SO ER RIGHT...FOR BREAKFAST I HAD
TOAST. IT WAS A BIT DARK COS I
HAD LEFT THE LIGHT OFF.
I AM WRITING A BOOK: BUY IT!
SO WRITE TO THESE ADDRESSES:
$DFF180, $DFF182, $DFF184 ETC.
SIME
19 BUTTERMERE CLOSE
BURSLEM, STOKE-ON-TRENT
STAFFS, ST6 4JP
ATOM
29 MALHAM ROAD
KNUTTON, NEWCASTLE
STAFFS, ST5 6DE
T.C.M.
76 NEWCASTLE STREET
SILVERDALE, NEWCASTLE
STAFFS, ST5 6PL
WATTS
46 NORTHFIELD STREET
DEANE
BOLTON
LANCS
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1 ASHFIELD ROAD
CARTERTON
OXON
OX18 3QU
PLUS OTHERS (READ VI!) BYE!!!!!
SUCKERS!