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      ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY WHO LIVED TOGETHER WITH HIS VIC-20 (GOSH,WHAT HE HATED THAT TOASTER).THE ONLY THING HE KNEW ABOUT PROGRAMMING (BUT HE WAS AN EXPERT ON IT) WAS THE PRINT COMMAND (HE HAD BEGUN TO STUDY INPUT BUT THAT WAS MUCH HARDER). HE PUT OUT AN AD IN A NEWSPAPER WHERE HE WROTE THAT HE HAD A TOASTER (VIC-20) FOR SALE AND BELIVE IT OR NOT,THERE WAS A FUCKING CRAZY GUY WHO BOUGHT IT FOR 800 SWEDISH CROWNS.THE FOLLOWING NIGHT HE HAD A DREAM. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THE VIC-20 WHICH FORCED HIM TO PLAY HANGMAN AND RUSSIAN ROULETTE ALL NIGHT LONG.HE WOKE UP AND COULDNT FALL ASLEEP AGAIN CAUSE HE FEARED THAT HE WOULD DREAM THE SAME DREAM AGAIN.SO HE BEGAN TO READ A MAGAZINE.THERE WAS ONE ARTICLE THAT WAS PARTICULARLY INTERESTING WHICH WAS ABOUT A NEW COMPUTER CALLED AMIGA 1000 THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER COMPUTER.THE THOUGHT ABOUT THE AMIGA CALMED HIM DOWN AND MADE HIM SLEEP AGAIN.HE WOKE THE FOLLOWING MORNING WITH ONLY ONE THING IN MIND...       THE BREAKFAST.WELL,HE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THE AMIGA TOO.SO HE ROBBED HIS FATHER AND WENT TO TOWN TO BUY AN AMIGA 1000.HE BECAME ONE OF THE FIRST AMIGA OWNERS IN SWEDEN (WHAT AN HONOUR).THE ONLY THING HE DID FOR ABOUT 1 YEAR WAS PLAYING GAMES BUT THEN ONE DAY HE MET A GUY WHO HAD AN AMIGA 500.THESE TWO GUYS BECAME FRIENDS AND TOGETHER THEY JOINED THE NUTCRACKERS !!! AT THAT TIME THEY WERE VERY,VERY LAME.BY THE WAY,THESE TWO GUYS ARE NOW CALLED BLITZWING (THE A1000 OWNER) AND BLAZTER (THE SECOND ONE). AFTER A WHILE BLITZWING STARTED TO LEARN ASSEMBLER LANGUAGE WHILE BLAZTER GOT BETTER AT PAINTING. ONE DAY WHEN BLAZTER WERE WATCHING SOME DEMOS HE NOTICED A MAFFIA-DEMO WHERE THEY WERE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS.HE CALLED BLITZWING AND TOGETHER THEY LATER JOINED MAFFIA. THEY DIDNT STAY IN MAFFIA FOR SO LONG BECAUSE BLITZWING GOT A PHONECALL FROM STOOKIE (HI STOKKEN) OF DUAL CREW (YEAH).HE WANTED US (BLIZZE AND BLAZZE) TO JOIN DUAL...   AND SO WE DID. THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE...         JUST KIDDING !!!!    WELL,LET ME NOW WRITE IN PRESENT TENSE. I AM BLITZWING (THE FELLOW WITH THE A1000) AND IS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY AMIGA WRITING THIS CRAP(ISNT IT NICE?) AND BLAZTER IS SITTING BESIDE ME. TO START WITH, I WANNA SAY THAT THIS DEMO IS FUCKING OLD. I HAVENT REALESED IT BECAUSE THE IDEA IS QUITE OLD NOW AND THE DEMO WAS PLANNED TO BE ONE PART OF A WHOLE MEGA-DEMO (FOR MAFFIA) BUT I QUIT MAFFIA BEFORE I HAD TIME TO REALESE IT. IT WAS QUITE GOOD AT THAT TIME,BUT NOW...        WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I AND BLAZTER ARE NOW IN DUAL CREW. WE RELEASED THIS DEMO NOW BECAUSE WE DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO. WE WILL SOON SPREAD OUT OUR MEGA-DEMO. I AM FINISHED WITH ALL MY JOB (THE TRACKLOADER AND SOME DEMOS) AND IS NOW WAITING FOR THE OTHER TO COMPLETE THEIR PARTS. IT WILL PROPABLY TAKE ANOTHER 5011 YEARS FOR ZAZ AND MUTANT TO FINISH THEIR PARTS (FAN MUTTE,KOM IGEN MED GRAFIKEN,ZAZEN VANTAR BARA PA DIG). WELL, ITS ABOUT TIME TO WRITE SOME GREETINGS. GREAT GREETING GO TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS:    BITMAP BROTHERS,THE MAGIC ART,ACCUMULATORS VISION FACTORY,ALPHA FLIGHT,BLACK MONKS,TRISTART,TRILOGY,DOUBLE DENSITY CREW,SPREADPOINT,PARANOIMIA,QUICKSILVER,RED SECTOR,THE BAND,SUPREME,FAIRLIGHT,STORM,DIGITECH,TOP SWAP,HORIZON,FREEDOM FORCE/AMIGA INDUSTRIES,SAVAGE,KEFRENS,SUBWAY/DREAMTEAM,D-MOB,VISION,BEASTIE BOYS,ANIMATE,AUSTRALIAN,CRACKERS UNITED,PHENOMENA,PUBLIC ENEMIES,UNIQUE,VENOM,SCOOPEX,VORTEX 42,MIRAGE,TEAM-X,TBC,NO LIMITS,RAZOR 1911,NEW ORDER,CRUSADERS,COMPLEX,IPEC ELITE U.K,LAZER,SOS,AVENGER,ACES,REBELS,CULT,THE GOONIES,FACTOR 4,FLASH PRODUCTIONS,IMPACT INC.,LEVEL 4,FREESTYLE U.K,DYNASTI,WIZZCAT,THE LOST BOYS,CAVE,BSS,BIRMINGHAM,M.A.D.,T.D.M,DUECO ENT.,FREESTYLE,SOFTRUNNER CREW,SUPPLEX,TARCUS TEAM,BRAINSTORM,BRAINWAVE,CRYPTOBURNERS. THAT WAS THE GREETINGS (I DONT HAVE THE COMPLETE GREETINGS LIST BUT THESE WERE ANYWAY THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES). PERSONAL GREETINGS GO TO:    MR.PEQS TELEFON-SVARARE AND OF COURSE MR.PEQ HIMSELF,STOKKEN AND HIS BROTHER MUTTE (STOOKIE AND MUTANT),ZAZ,HIS SISTER SARA AND HEINZ (OF COURSE),LAM SVENSSON (THE GNN,A BIT HARD TO PRONOUNCE),BOB (HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE TWO MOOSES THAT...),TEC (THE ONLY GUY YOU CAN TRUST,BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SENT ME A MEGA-DEMO-PART),SKYPROTECT (NICE DPAINT III PROG.),ECC (I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE BUT HI ANYWAY AND HALSA MAMMA),HI-FLY (HOPPAS DU GILLAR BLAZZES LOGO (ELLER SOM MUTTE SAGER,LOGGGGGO)),POW (AR DU KLAR MED LATEN TILL TRACKLOADERN?) AND JACKAL (WELCOME TO DUAL). THAT WAS ALL FOLKS (I THINK) AND THE SCROLL-TEXT WILL SOON RESTART BUT (AS WE ALWAYS SAY) LOOK OUT FOR OUR MEGA-DEMO!!!                             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                                               EN BLOMKRUKA     (VEM FAN HAR SKRIVIT DET?)             [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[                  TEXT RESTARTS...