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AVAILABLE MEMORY: 
AVAILABLE DRIVES:
   
DF0: 
ALLRIGHT
   
DF1: 
NOT FOUND
   
DF2: 
DF3: 
LAUNCH BW2

STAND BY...

PASSWORD: 
XPO 7

INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN

XPO 4

FUCK YOU

CORRECT, PROCEDURE STARTED...



  ' It was a time of legend   
        a time of dream,      
     a time of great quest.   
                              
       is this time dead ?    
  no... legends are eternal.  
                              
   and so, PENTAGON's quest   
         is beginning.        
                              
                              
                              

                              
     PENTAGON & DRIFTERS      
           present            
                              
     Black'n white slide      
     -------------------      
                              
First , we want to thanx Miles
  Teves, Larry Elmore and S.  
 Collins for their nice piccy 
digitized from the art of AD&D
the art of dragonlance and the
 sholari guide from the role  
     playing game Jorune.     
                              

                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
U may ask, if you haven't seen
   the  DRIFTERS & PENTAGON   
multipart , about the presence
of DRIFTERS in this slide  ...
                              
We decide to work  together in
 order to grow  strong and to 
     form a new group more    
  powerfull in a near future. 
   So, watch out for  great   
       productions from       
      PENTAGON & DRIFTERS     
                              



 'WE WERE ALONE ON THIS INFINITE ROAD,
 STORM APPROACHING AND WE HAD TO FIND
 A SHELTER NEAR.

     WE DISCOVERED WITH SURPRISE
 A LITTLE MANOR INTO THE DISTANCE...




  STRANGE STEALTHY LOOKS, LIGHTNINGS
     AND A RIBBON OF BLACK RAVENS
             WELCAME US.

        WE HAVE BEEN WATCHED.







   WE COULDN'T SUPPOSE THAT OUR QUEST
    JUST BEGAN AFTER THE HEAVY DOOR
           OF OUR DESTINY...'







                   DAILY BOOK FOUND
                 IN MANOR'S CELLAR.

                      THE OWNER HAS
                   DISAPPEARED FROM
                         THIS DATE.








              THE DRIFTERS

       HIGH DELIRIUM COMPANY INC.



                PRESENT



         BLACK & WHITE SLIDE II
         ----------------------



        RELEASE DATE: 01-06-1992


       DEDICATED TO ALL THE FANS

           OF CAZA WORLDWIDE



                  ***



             INSTRUCTIONS
             ------------


   PRESS SPACE FOR A FRENCH SCROLLER
    SORRY, WE DON'T SPEAK ANY OTHER
      LANGUAGE !!! TRANSLATORS ARE
              WELCOME...





    HIT 'DEL' TO ENABLE MANUAL MODE
     HIT 'HELP' TO ENABLE DEMO MODE
         (CURRENT IS DEMO MODE)







      HIT RIGHT MOUSE OR CURSOR UP
           TO PAUSE SCROLLER
HIT RIGHT AND LEFT MOUSE OR CURSOR DOWN
          TO SPEED-UP SCROLLER
        HIT CURSOR DOWN TO BREAK
            AUTOMATIC PAUSES




  HIT LEFT MOUSE OR RETURN TO DISPLAY
         NEXT PICCY WHEN READY
       DO THE SAME TO EXIT PICCY








        MOVE MOUSE LEFT & RIGHT
        WHEN YOU WATCH A PICTURE
      TO OBTAIN THE GREAT AND ONLY
    ' DRIFTERS-WIDE-SCREEN-EFFECT '
      EFFECT PATENTEED BY SPECIAL
     APPOINTMENT. (C)1992 DRIFTERS




  FIND ADRESSES LATER IN THE SCROLLER



                  ***



         CREDITS FOR THIS SLIDE
         ----------------------


          P O S T  M O R T E M
       IDEA, DESIGN AND GRAPHICS



         K E N   L A Y D D E N 
           MUSIC, MAIN THEME



        K Y R O M  V Y T A L I S
           MUSIC,SECOND THEME



             I N S I D E R
    IMMORAL SUPPORT AND GOAL KEEPER


                  ***


             AND FEATURING
       T H E  S T A T I C  D U O



          M R.  B L U E S K Y
      CODING, DESIGN & REALISATION



           O U T L A N D O S
          DESIGN AND GRAPHICS



                  ***



     INFOS ABOUT THIS PIECE OF ART
     -----------------------------


    2.4 MB OF MISCELLANEOUS GRAPHICS

  282 KB OF SIMPLE & CLEAN SOURCE-CODE

          300 KB OF PURE MUSIC

     25 KB OF SHOWN & HIDDEN TEXTS





    GRAPHIC HARD&SOFT WARES USED...


       CAZA'S WONDERFUL PICTURES
             JX-100 SCANNER
               DPAINT IV
              PIXMATE V1.0
               2 FIAT UNO




           THE CODER NEEDED...

               ASMONE 1.2
           IFF-CONVERTER 1.2
            SKY-TRACKER 0.21
            DISK-REPAIR 3.7
             8 FLOPPY DISKS
            A LOT OF CRASHES
           BASTOS CIGARETTES
               IRISH BEER
         DIRTY WHITE RENAULT 5




       MUSICIANS COMPOSED WITH...

           PROTRACKER V1.1B+
           KORG SYNTHESIZERS
                SAMPLES
             THEIR FINGERS
              THEIR BRAIN
             STINKING GRASS
           (ESPECIALLY KYROM)



                  ***



        KEN LAYDDEN'S MAIN THEME
            'BELLS OF SEAS'


          KYROM VYTALIS' THEME
             'OUT-MACHINE'


          ARE AVAIBLE ON TAPES
         AND 3.5' + 5.25' DISKS
             (C)1992 D.M.E.
       DRIFTERS MUSICAL EDITIONS



                  ***



        CAZA'S PICTURES USED IN
             NO TRADING WAY



                  ***



         CODE, GRAPHIC DESIGN,
       AND ALL OTHERS DISTICTIVE
         FEATURES OF THIS SLIDE
          ARE UNDER COPYRIGHT 
   (C)1992 DFT HIGH DELIRIUM COMPANY


                  ***


       PUBLIC DOMAIN DISTRIBUTORS
     HAVE TO CONSIDER THIS PRODUCT
       AS FREEWARE, NOT AS FULLY
        PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE.


       WE KEEP OUR RIGHTS ON IT,
       AND ALL TRADING, SELLING,
        HIRING, BROADCASTING OR 
        ANY ELSE UTILISATION OUT
           OF PRIVATE USE IS 
      SUBORDINATED OF OUR WRITTEN
        PERMISSION FOR THE PARTS
        CREATED BY THE DRIFTERS.



                  ***



       CAZA'S DIGITIZED PICTURES
          ARE PROTECTED BY THE
          LAWS ABOUT COPYRIGHT
        AND CAN'T BE USED OUT OF
      PRIVATE UTILISATION WITHOUT
             HIS PERMISSION



                  ***


       PLEASE ASK US IF YOU WANT
          TO GO TO THE TOILETS


                  ***


          DO NOT SMOKE TOBACCO


                  ***


        PREFER NATURAL PRODUCTS


                  ***


      KYROM KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM


                  ***


         DO NOT DRINK DIET COKE


                  ***


          DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL


                  ***


          DO NOT DRINK AT ALL


                  ***


      DO NOT BREAK YOUR AMIGA WHEN
        YOU LOOSE YOUR LAST LIFE


                  ***


       SLAP YOUR NOISY NEIGHBOUR
              IN THIS CASE


                  ***


       STOP WRITING TO JC BOURRET


                  ***


   DO NOT SIT DOWN ON FLEXIBLE DISKS


                  ***


        DO NOT BEAT YOUR BROTHER


                  ***


       DO NOT PUCK ON YOUR AMIGA


                  ***


     DO NOT PUCK ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND


                  ***


            PUCK ON ASSHOLES


                  ***


     WE USE HANDY BAG PLASTIC BAGS


                  ***


      DO NOT THROW YOUR TRASHCANS
             BY THE WINDOW


                  ***


      THROW YOUR BORING GIRLFRIEND
             BY THE WINDOW


                  ***


   DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO


                  ***


               HELLO MUM


                  ***


            BUY FRENCH DEMOS


                  ***


           SCRATCH LAME DEMOS


                  ***


          POST-MORTEM IS TALL


                  ***


          NO GREETINGS LIST !


                  ***


        BUT HERE'S SOME ADRESSES
        TO JOIN OR TO CONTACT US
       IF YOU'RE TOUGH ENOUGH...




                 HOOKED
                 ------

              AXL PAGNOTTA
             CLOS POINCARE
             55300 SAMPIGNY
                 FRANCE





               THE THING
               ---------

               JJ MEYNIEL
           DOMAINE DU CLOUET
            33370 POMPIGNAC
                 FRANCE





                CORONAL
                -------

              ROD LESQUERE
          11 BIS RUE DE RAIME
             56270 PLOEMEUR
                 FRANCE





                  ***









    HI ! THIS IS MBS ON KEYBOARD...

       TEXT ABOVE WAS WRITTEN BY
    THE STATIC DUO (OUTLANDOS AND I)




    I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS NEW
   PRODUCTION IS NOT ONE OF THOSE WE
 PLANNED TO RELEASE. BUT AT THE MOMENT,
  WE ARE WORKING ON OUR DISK-MAG, THAT
   WILL BE IN FRENCH LANGUAGE (SORRY
            FOREIGNERS  !),
       AND ON OUR NEXT TRACKMO...



   WELL, THE MAIN ADVANTAGES OF THIS
SECOND PART OF BLACK & WHITE SLIDE ARE:

- NEW CODE (PREVIOUS WAS DONE BY THE
  UN-CLONABLE CRUSOE)

- COMPATIBLE WITH MOST AMIGA MODELS AND
  CONFIGURATIONS

- SUPERSONIC PIXIES UNPACKING

- LAST BUT NOT LEAST, INTERACTIVE (READ
  TEXT BELOW TO KNOW WHY)



                  ***



THERE ARE MANY HIDDEN BULLSHITS IN THIS
  DEMO. FOR INSTANCE, TRY TO TYPE THE
 WORD 'MAIL' WHILE PD DISTRIBUTORS BOOT
          TEXT IS DISPLAYED...


 THIS RUNS A MAILBOX WHERE YOU CAN PUT
 YOUR OWN MESSAGES. THEY WILL BE SAVED
               ON DISK !


   IF YOUR DISK CONTAINS MORE THAN 50
 MESSAGES (FRENCH PEOPLE) OR MORE THAN
   60 MESSAGES (FOREIGNERS), SEND IT
 BACK TO US: WE WILL SEND YOU DIRECTLY
  OUR NEXT PRODUCTION AND YOU'LL HAVE
           YOUR NAME IN IT !


 YOU ARE ALSO ABLE TO PUT YOUR NAME IN
   THE BOOT TEXT 'LAST OWNER IS ...'


BUT I WON'T TELL YOU HOW HERE (HEHE !)


THERE ARE MORE THAN 10 SECRET KEYCODES!
  EACH ONE LAUNCHES A DIFFERENT ACTION


       TRY TO FIND THEM (HEHE !)



                  ***



 WAIT FOR THE END OF THIS TEXT FOR THE
            GREETINX LIST...



                  ***



MESSAGE TO GOLDEN HELL:


  IT'S FAIR FROM YOU TO HAVE WRITTEN A
  TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER, BUT I HAD TO
 CORRECT ABOUT 52 GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES
    AND IT'S BEEN FUCKING BORING...


 SO, NEXT TIME, READ IT TWICE OR LEARN
          ENGLISH (HEHE !)....




                  ***




Hello  everybody,  this a call from your
favourite  place,  hell,  Yyyes  now the
widows  are  shut, your glowing eyes are
watching  intensively  the monitor, what
could  have happened to you, you're pos-
sessed by this beautiful slide, I have a
chance  to  speak  (  hum  better say to
write  ),  for that I thank Mister Bloue
skie  (as  he wants to be called ), no I
am    not   going   to   type   anything
interesting, I just want to say that I'm
still  alive,  even  if  my  computer is
really  far  from my jail (a shitty flat
in a fucked town).

but  today  I  decide to reach the earth
and  chat  a  bit with you about how the
birds feel.


Laughing  obviously, first some words to
unknown or maybe known friends:

Mr keel ( Devils ) I hope you will write
to me a short letter just to let me know
your current state ( becoz' I lost a bit
your contact boy )

Cygnus   (   Nova   )   will  you  never
understand that I've lost your address !
so write me as soon as possible

Krowms  (  Overlords ) just hello and do
you   still   have   any  problems  with
saddam !


Metallika  (  Bass  ) really sorry but I
have  nothing  special to tell you, just
write a short letter one day

Shadow  (  LSD ) always there, if You're
alive write a letter I'm coming back !

Syrion  (  Intryx  )  thanks'  for  your
packs,   just   one   thing  this  group
(  Intryx  ) is  organizing a democop in
September  in  the town of Lyon, contact
them  for  more  informations  ( hope it
will be a success )

Cobburn  (  Analog ) I will write you in
few weeks ( in fact I hope !  ).


Ok,  that's  all for common hellos ( I'm
sure  I've  forgotten lots of people but
I've  no time to check my living list ),
now  let's review our team ( what, I see
some  frightened faces all around ). Go,
Going Gone ....

The   best,   amotrax  i  do  love  your
criticisms   but   that's  enough,  your
productivity  is  very low so be careful
( half joking )

the  thing, oups un peu de francais dans
ce  monde  de brutes, j'espere que tu as
apprecie  ton  voyage  chez  les  grands
bretons,  passe donc me voir a angouleme
un jour ou l'autre, coming back on earth

hooked  your  phone  calls are very rare
please  don't  forget me ( how do claire
and the band feel ?  )

MBS  hi you boy, nothing special to say,
just  that  i  gonna try  to design your
Sculpt animation

ODA sorry, I couldn't come and meet your
thing  ( but i will come, i have a fight
to  achieve  with  her and also to teach
you  how to use a raytracer even if your
megabyte would be a bit short )

kyrom  vitalys  just one word, clap clap
(  i  love  your  tunes and your strange
eyes )

coronal  welcome  in  our team ( exit to
exit,  ouarff celle- la j'aurais pu m'en
passer !  )

the  last  but not the least didou ( the
anaemiest  member  of  drifters  ) do we
have  any  chance  to  see a second logo
from you !


now  just two words over the fucked boys
(  hum  sorry,  i'd  better say babies )
Post-card   and  Krom,  are  you  really
searching to be killed ?  i just want to
believe  that  you're  young but how can
you be so stupid ?

interesting  stuff  ?   no i don't think
so,  just  an  appeal  (  beast one ) to
all  coders  on  earth,  we  desperately
looking for you, we need you, so contact
us   (   even   try  to  contact  me  at
59.47.36.57 or 45.38.45.35 ask gabriel )
please do it !!!


now  I see the clouds in the sky, hiding
a  wonderful  shining  sun reflecting in
the  sea  with  seagulf  flying  on this
heaven.

in  a sulphurous clouds i go back to the
deepest  underground  of  clay world and
wait    for   the   days   of   darkness
..................




                  ***




 HELLO WORLD, MY NAME IS HOOKED AND I'M
 ONE OF THOSE CRAZY SWAPPERS FROM THE 
  DRIFTERS HIGH DELIRIUM COMPANY. I'M
GONNA EXPLAIN YOU MY POINT OF VIEW ABOUT
    LIFE DON'T BE SCARED IT'S NOT A
           POLITICAL SPEECH.


 FIRST OF ALL I THINK LIFE IS TOO SHORT
AND TOO PRECIOUS TO BE WASTED, TO ENJOY
ONE'S LIFE YOU HAVE TO BE DIZZY, TO HAVE
 REAL FRIENDS, TO FIND LOVE, TO HAVE A
 JOB WHICH PAYS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED 
  TO LIVE, AND YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE SOME
 MONEY TO MAKE ONE DAY YOUR DREAMS COME
                 TRUE.

IT'S NOT AS SO HARD AS IT LOOKS LIKE,YOU
JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT AND A LITTLE BIT
 RECKLESS TO MANAGE TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS.
 IT'S JUST AN ADVISE YOU AREN'T OBLIGED
             TO FOLLOW IT.

      THAT'S ALL FOR THE ADVISE !

  I'M NOT YOUR FATHER NOR YOUR MOTHER,
  I'M HOOKED THE ULTIMATE GUNS N'ROSES
                  FAN.

I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SCROLL TO
  ASK YOU TO CONTACT ME FOR SOME COOL
 DEMOS SWAPPING AND TO ASK YOU TO SEND
  ME EVERYTHING  YOU HAVE ABOUT GN'R.


  NOW I WOULD LIKE TO  THANK AND SHAKE
 THE HANDS OF THE DRIFTERS MEMBERS AND
 ESPECIALLY MR.BLUESKY WHO GIVE ME THE
       CHANCE TO EXPRESS MYSELF.


  I'M SORRY THERE WAS NO FUN ANYMORE.
         EXCEPT THIS COOL JOKE:

  WHAT DOES WOMAN SAYS WHEN SHE SEES A
 BIG DICK ????   GUESS   GUESS GUESS   
  WHAT'S UP ??? YOU DON'T WHAT DOES A
WOMAM SAY WHEN SHE SEES A VERY BIG DICK
    EH EH, ME  I KNOW IT !!!   


   BYE BYE FOR NOW AND SEE YOU THEN.





                  ***





AND NOW, THE USUAL BORING GREETS LIST:



                 AMAZE
                ADDONIC
                 ANALOG
                ATLANTYS
                  BASS
                  COMA
                CORSAIR
                 CORUM
               CRUSADERS
                CYCLONE
              DEATHDEFIERS
                DEFCON 4
                 DESIRE
                 DEVILS
                  DIEU
              DREAMDEALERS
               EREMATION
                FALCONS
                 FLECK
                HERCULES
                INTENSE
                  IRIS
                 KEOPS
               LORD BYRON
               MAYMALABEL
                MYSTICS
                  NGC
                OPTIMAL
                  OPUS
                PASSION
                 PEDRO
                 PHASE
                PHOENIX
                POLARIS
                PROFECY
                PROGRESS
                RAM JAM
                 REBELS
             RICOU (A-NEWS)
                SILENTS
               STARLIGHT
                STRANGE
                SUSPECT
                 SYGMA
               SYMBIOSIS
              SYNTAX ERROR
                 SYNTEX
                 SONIC
                 TAURUS
                  TECH
              TERMINATORS
             THE HERETIQUES
            THE SODOMISATORS
          THE SPECIAL BROTHERS
              THOMAS CROWN
            THOMAS LANDSPURG
                  TLK
                  TRSI
                  TSF
               UNEXCELLED
                  USA
                 VECTRA
                  VEGA
                WHITLASH
                 ZENITH
                  ZOX





         MORE CONTACTS WANTED !

        WRITE TO OUR SWAPPERS...





                  ***




    --------------------------------
    NEW MEMBERS AND FOREIGN SECTIONS
             ARE  WELCOME !
    --------------------------------



      TO JOIN, WRITE TO OUTLANDOS:

            YANNICK MENECEUR
           5, RUE DE PROVENCE
            31770 COLOMIERS
                 FRANCE

        N O   L A M E R S  ! ! !












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ÿ          DRIFTERS HD COMPANY


                PRESENTE


            BLACK'N WHITE II
            ----------------




INSTRUCTIONS:



BARRE ESPACE: SCROLL ANGLAIS-FRANCAIS
BOUTON DROIT SOURIS: ARRET DU SCROLL
TOUCHE CURSEUR HAUT: IDEM
TOUCHE CURSEUR BAS: SCROLL RAPIDE
TOUCHE DEL: ACTIVATION DU MODE MANUEL
TOUCHE HELP: ACTIVATION DU MODE DEMO

         (MODE DEMO PAR DEFAUT)






TOUCHE RETURN: VISUALISATION PROCHAINE
               IMAGE ET RETOUR AU SCROLL
BOUTON GAUCHE SOURIS: IDEM








VOUS POUVEZ SCROLLER LES IMAGES DU SLIDE
            AVEC LA SOURIS.








  ASSEYEZ VOUS CONFORTABLEMENT, FAITES
TAIRE VOTRE FRANGIN QUI GUEULE (UN COUP
  DE BARRE A MINE SOUS LE NEZ DEVRAIT
       DONNER L'EFFET SOUHAITE).








     ARRETEZ DE VOUS CURER LE NEZ,
             CA FAIT SALE.








 NE CHERCHEZ PAS A REGLER LA COULEUR DE
   VOTRE MONITEUR, LES IMAGES SONT EN
             NOIR ET BLANC.









FIN DES INSTRUCTIONS...




     POURQUOI UNE BLACK'N WHITE II,
            ME DIREZ-VOUS ?

    PARCE QU'ON NOUS L'A DEMANDE ET
QUE LA BLACK'N WHITE I A EU BEAUCOUP DE
SUCCES (D'AILLEURS MON FRANGIN QUI GIT
A COTE DE MOI APPROUVE EN RAMASSANT SES
          MORCEAUX DE DENTS).



     POUR CEUX QUI NE SERAIENT PAS
              AU COURANT,
        PENTAGON A ETE DISSOUT.

  UNE FACTION A FORME HARDWIRED ET UNE
   AUTRE A INTEGRE DRIFTERS, POUR LE
       MEILLEUR ET POUR LE RIRE.



 CONTRAIREMENT AUX GRANDES PRODUCTIONS
    CINEMATOGRAPHIQUES AMERICAINES,
 LA BLACK'N WHITE II EST MEILLEURE QUE
              LA PREMIERE:

           PLUS DE GRAPHISME,
            PLUS DE MUSIQUE,
          PLUS DE DISQUETTES,
             PLUS DE SANG,
               DE FUREUR,
                DE SEXE,
          ET MOINS DE FRANGINS
    (COUP DE PIED DANS LE VENTRE) !



   VOICI DONC RAPIDEMENT LES CREDITS,
      MAIS ALORS TRES RAPIDEMENT.


MUSIQUES: KYROM
          KEN LAYDDEN


GFX:      POST MORTEM
          O.D.A
          INSIDER


CODE:     MR.BLUESKY


DESIGN:   POST MORTEM
          O.D.A
          INSIDER
          MR.BLUESKY


SOUTIEN:  MERCLAW


DIVERS:   SEITA   DIM    MAMIE
          DUREX   MAMAN  PAPI
          1664    PAPA   DIEU
          DAB     COUSIN KOJAC
          CAZA    TONTON PIPI
          JX 100  TATIE  CACA




- BON, IL FAUT VOUS DIRE QUE NOUS AVONS
  EN TETE UNE IDEE SUR UN STRIP POKER..


- OUAIS, UN TRUC AVEC DES FEMMES NUES
  PARTOUT SUR L'ECRAN QUI GIGOTENT ET
  FONT DES CHOSES...


- JE T'ARRETE. UN STRIP ELLES SONT
  D'ABORD HABILLEES.


- AH ?!?


- ET OUI...


- MAIS ON POURRA QUAND MEME LES ...
  ENFIN, TU VOIS CE QUE JE VEUX DIRE ...


- JE M'EXCUSE MAIS NOUS PARLONS D'IMAGES
  ET QUAND JE DIS IMAGES JE PARLE DE
  JOLIES IMAGES.


- LE STRIP SERA PEUT ETRE FAIT SOUS LE
  LABEL HARDWIRED ?


- OUI. IL EN SERA PEUT ETRE AINSI.




      NOUS QUITTONS MOMENTANEMENT
          LA DISCUSSION ENTRE
         POST MORTEM ET INSIDER
    POUR VOUS ANNONCER UNE TERRIBLE
       NOUVELLE, SANS PRECEDENT.


 A L'EPOQUE DU BON VIEUX PIXEL MASTERS
 NOUS AVIONS FAIT QUELQUES SLIDE SHOWS
(DONT LE SLIP SHOW, LE SLIDE CHAUD ...)

  ET IL Y A DE CELA QUELQUES SEMAINES
J'AI RECU UNE COMPILATION DE NOS IMAGES
         FAITES PAR UN INCONNU
  QUI A EU L'OUTRECUIDANCE DE NE MEME
         PAS CITER SES SOURCES.

             HONTE A LUI !

       MAIS BON C'EST PAS GRAVE,
           ON T'EN VEUX PAS.






MESSAGE PERSO : ON AURA TA PEAU CONNARD.











                AU FAIT,
   NOUS AVONS OUBLIE DE VOUS PRECISER
    QUE TOUTES LES PICS DE CE SLIDE
  ONT ETE DESSINEES PAR CAZA QUE NOUS
  TENONS A REMERCIER CHALEUREUSEMENT.




             MESSAGE PERSO:


    SPIELBERG ARRETE DE TELEPHONER.
       C'EST DEFINITIVEMENT NON.

            ON TE LE REPETE:
ON NE VEUT PAS JOUER DANS TON FILM POUR
             MOINS DE, HUM,
   5.000.000.000.000.000 DE DOLLARS.

          EN FAIT CE N'EST PAS
         UNE HISTOIRE D'ARGENT.

     TU SAIS BIEN QUE KIM BASSINGER
     A UN CARACTERE INSUPPORTABLE.

   TELEPHONE PLUTOT A JACK NICHOLSON
  QUI N'ARRETE PAS DE ME LES BRISER...



                  ***



  LE COURRIER DES LECTEURS
  ------------------------



- EST CE QUE L'AMIGA 500 EST COMPATIBLE
  AVEC L'AMSCRADE CPC 464 ?

                            ALAIN FIRME.


NON CAR L'EXTENSION LECTEUR DE K7 POUR
L'AMIGA N'EST TOUJOURS PAS SORTIE.




- A QUOI SERVENT LES TOUCHES AVEC DES
  LETTRES IMPRIMEES DESSUS ? C'ETAIT
  FOURNI AVEC L'AMIGA.

                           ALAIN BECILE.


NOTRE CONSEILLER TECHNIQUE NOUS A FAIT
PARVENIR L'INFO SUIVANTE APRES DEUX MOIS
DE RECHERCHES. IL S'AGIRAIT D'UN
CLAVIER. QUAND A SA FONCTION NOUS
POURSUIVONS L'ENQUETE...




- J'HESITE ENTRE DEUX BARILS D'OMO ET UN
  AMIGA. QUE ME CONSEILLEZ VOUS ?

                           ALAIN TESTIN.


TOUT DEPEND SI LES BARILS D'OMO SONT
FOURNI AVEC UNE EXTENSION MEMOIRE.
ATTENDEZ LA SORTIE DES BARILS MICRO
DE CHEZ PERSIL QUI SEMBLENT RESOUDRE
LE PROBLEME DE COMPATIBILITE AVEC LES
CONSOLES SEGA.




- VOILA J'AI CONSTRUIT UN AMIGA 4512.
  EST-CE QU'IL EXISTE DES LOGICIELS
  TOURNANT SUR CETTE MACHINE ?

                          ALAIN GENIEUX.


OUI. IL EXISTE PAC-MAN AUX EDITIONS
ALAIN GENIEUX.




- EST CE QU TU BAISES ?

                          ALAIN SIDIEUX.


NON.



                  ***



  RUBRIQUE TESTS
  --------------


NOUS AVONS TESTE. CA MARCHE !!!



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         A LA SUITE DE PLAINTES
     NOUS DEVONS CESSER D'EMPLOYER
 CE TON LEGER ET VOLONTAIREMENT DELURE
        ET REPRENDRE UN DISCOURS
      OU LA SERIOSITE L'EMPORTERA
            SUR LA VOLAGITE.



  DONC SACHEZ QUE LES IMAGES DU SLIDE
  SONT EN BASSE RESOLUTION ENTRELACEE,
          16 NUANCES DE GRIS.



       INTERESSANT N'EST-CE PAS ?













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    buenos dias senor y senoras ...



         Ah ! il semblerait que
      je me sois trompe de scroll.
          on me signale qu'ici
       c'est le scroll francais.



         bonjour tout le monde
       ici post mortem en direct
 de la planete venus ou il fait ma foi
             un peu chaud !
  je vous epargnerai les instructions,
          greetings et credits
qui se trouvent dans le scroll anglais.



        crr... bzzz... crouic !



 ca y est le contact avec la terre
              est retabli.



   bien, commencons ce scroll dans la
  douleur avec un petit message perso
           adresse a antoine
      (moi je ne cite pas de nom,
     mais la personne concernee se
             reconnaitra).


  alors comme ca on ecrit des vilaines
         choses sur mon compte.
               tss tss !
      que je ne t'y reprenne plus
            petit garnement.

 je suis desole que ta section de -XXX-
ait ete demantelee, mais si tu agis avec
tes camarades de la meme maniere qu'avec
     moi, il ne faut pas s'etonner.
        a bon entendeur salut !


p.s: je tiens a preciser que ces propos
           n'engage que moi.




 bien, passons a quelque chose de plus
interessant et laissons tomber ce sujet
         pour le moins vaseux.




        nous cherchons toujours
   de nouveaux talents sur la region
       toulousaine de preference.


contactez nous si vous avez un excellent
 niveau uniquement et si vous etes pret
      a vous investir un minimum.


  diverses adresses sont donnees dans
 le scroll anglais, mais si vous voulez
     me contacter personnellement:


               A. ARTELLI
        76, chemin des 7 deniers
        31200 toulouse. FRANCE.




un mot au sujet de la black'n white II.


   cette demo ne comprend aucun effet
       technique dementiel style
    multi-glenz-boogie-real vectors.

     ce n'est pas vraiment le but.

d'ailleurs je commence a en avoir marre
de regarder des demos qui reprennent des
routines archi-usees en les optimisant.

  c'est bien quand on les voit pour la
 premiere fois, apres c'est... chiant !


         tout ca pour vous dire
      que le but de cette demo est
de vous presenter quelque chose de joli,
  d'agreable a regarder et a ecouter.


   en esperant qu'elle vous plaise !




quelques remerciements:

- le gob - meerclaw - nitch - toubab -
- droopy - genestealer - pat - edd -
- errax - dr bug - maverick (r.b) -
- A. D. deburie ... etc.



       boum ! tatatatac ! ffzzz !


   victoire nous venons de repousser
           les plutonniens !

          sus a l'envahisseur,
   exterminons les jusqu'au dernier.
euh... excusez moi je vous avais oublie.

        revenons a nos oignons.



nos remerciements les plus profonds vont
        a caza sans qui ce slide
       n'aurait pas ete possible.

         que grace lui en soit
rendue et que dieu protege chacun de ses
   pas pour le present et l'eternite.
                 amen!



         un detail technique :

si vous faites  tourner la black'n white
    sur un amiga 3000 avec une 68040
    a 50 mhz et un minimum de 18 MO
   alors vous aurez la chance de voir
       a la fin du slide un point
       en 16 millions de couleurs
          et en 2000 x 2000 .

           fantastique non !




         treve de plaisanterie,
il va falloir que je reparte au combat.
   une nouvelle horde de plutonniens
       enrages vient d'avenusir.


     ces salauds veulent nous voler
              nos femmes.


il faut dire qu'avec leurs seins dans le
       dos elles font des envieux
       dans toutes les galaxies,
 surtout parmi ceux qui ont deja danse
          un slow avec elles !





      ... bzz. transmission out !