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Chip'O'Matic
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Chip'O'Matic Issue #2



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Chip'O'Matic: 



CHIP'O'MATIC #2        D-ZIRE & R-CADE/TDS    220982313122:56
SPEED IT UP            SPIROU/SENSELESS DESAJN13082145 7 1:47
ANAL SEDUCTION         MARK & 911/MOVMENT     2319813119 1:22
FREQUESTRAL            LOXLEY/EQUINOX         399782419121:37
DAY'S                  EXCALIBUR/COMPLEX      12208119 8 1:24
FALLING DOWN           EXCALIBUR/COMPLEX      22370144 6 1:29
LEMON'S JAZZ           CASE/DOODLES^SHOCK     235948 8 9 0:51
GHOST'N'GOBLINS (EBM)  U-MAN/2KAD & NIVEK/VSN 148389 4 5 0:57

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		  SPEED IT UP
		  ANAL SEDUCTION
		  FREQUESTRAL
		  DAY'S
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		  LEMON'S JAZZ
		  GHOST'N'GOBLINS (EBM)
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		THE DOODLES^SHOCK PRESENTS:
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		  C H I P ' O ' M A T I C  
		       I S S U E # 2       
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		 [ RELEASE DATE : 940501 ] 
	  


		  
	      CHIP'O'MATIC ISSUE #2 - CREDITS:
	  ----------------------------------------
	   CODE..............................CHIG
	   GRAPHICS.........................BUTCH
	   MUSIC.D-ZIRE, R-CADE, U-MAN, EXCALIBUR
	   NIVEK, 911, MARK, LOXLEY, SPIROU, CASE
	  ----------------------------------------
	        COPYRIGHT 1994 DOODLES^SHOCK     
		


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	SELECT TEXT:                      WRITTEN BY:
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	THE EDITORIAL BY.......................D-ZIRE
	RELEASE INFO - CHIP'O'MATIC.........THE STAFF
	C'MON EVERYBODY - PART 1...............R-CADE
	C'MON EVERYBODY - PART 2...............R-CADE
	CALL FOR FREE LEGALLY (?) !......THE SILENCER
	GREETINGS FROM D-ZIRE..................D-ZIRE
	GREETINGS FROM LOXLEY..................LOXLEY
	GREETINGS FROM EXCALIBUR............EXCALIBUR
	BLONDE JOKES - A..............D-ZIRE & R-CADE
	BLONDE JOKES - B..............D-ZIRE & R-CADE
	WE NEED SOME NEW MEMBERS..................TDS
	THE DOODLES^SHOCK BOARDS..................TDS
	- DOODLES^SHOCK COMPLETE MEMBERLIST: 940501 -
	=-=========================================-=
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THE EDITORIAL


Jepps... here it is... the long awaited ISSUE 2 of CoM!

What's the delay? Well... I've just started working and
moved to my new place, so I've been busy...

And as you might have noticed... We've collected lots of
different composers for this issue...

To 911 & MARK : Hope you don't mind I used your tune!
                911... write me so I can get your new add!
So just keep sending your tunes and articles... YES you can
ONLY send articles if that's what you want...
SO, if you want to add some of your modules or texts to one
of the following issues just send them to:

 doodles^shock 
 c/o David J. Elfstrom
 Markorgrand 22
 826 35 Soderhamn
 SWEDEN

Or just upload them at REPULSE or HYSTERIA !
Well... I will not bore you with any more boring messages
but DON'T forget to check out the nice blonde jokes!!!

                                      signed d-Zire
RELEASE INFO - CHIP'O'MATIC


From the next issue and on, we'll try to include some
articales, charts, record-reviews and release infos etc.
We'll try to make it a bit 'BIGGER' and with some more
'real' stuff to read! (Not just some lame greetings:)

Well... As all 'mags' there will always be some sort of
delay... Chip'o'matic will from now on be released on
the 1:st of EVERY month. This issue was delay ONE month
but that won't happen again... WE HOPE!


So just keep your eyes open for issue #3...

         ...soon on a board near you!


                                               The Staff
C'MON EVERYBODY - PART 1


OK, another issue of Chip'O'Matic is released and the world
cheers! Spring is finally here (for real this time) and all
that goes with it: acid rains, allergy, flies, hail-storms
& lightly clad sun-tanned girls. Don't we just love it all!
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Did you know that 99.8% of the DNA in a human being is the
same in all of us?! That is the part which makes us humans.
...The remaining 0.2% is the part which makes us different
from each other. 98.3% is the same in a gorilla and a human.
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A true story: At the height of his fame, the great composer
Mozart was approached by a youth who wanted advice on comp-
osing a sympony:

          Mozart: You are still very young.
                  Why not begin with ballads.
       Young man: But you composed symphonies when you
                  were only ten years old!
          Mozart: True - but I didn't ask how.....

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I had no respons at all to my add in the last issue so I'll
repeat it for ya (c'mon now! Somebody must have it):

 WANTED!!!! The 'Caribbean Blue' CD-single by Enya !!!!!!!
 I'll pay you up to 150 SKR for a good copy, Easy money!!!
 (It's the only one missing in my collection so I'm kinda
  getting desperate......................................)
  You can get in touch with me at the following address:

 r-Cade c/o cElfstrom                 ...or you can drop me
 Pl 1525 Lynas                      a letter at Repulse...
 820 23 Bergvik, SWEDEN
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Not only is it called The Milky Way, even the meaning of the
word galaxy is milk! From the greek word for milk:Galacticos
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The charge in an average lightning is just about equal to
that which flows through a common toaster in one second...
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'You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching,
and you will be a disgrace to yourself and your family.

     (Charles Darwin's father in a letter to his son)
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This one you've probably heard before but it's worth repeat-
ing: The weird Abraham Lincoln - John F. Kennedy connection.

Lincoln joined the congress in 1846. Kennedy joined in 1946.
Lincoln became president on the 6th of November 1860.
Kennedy became president on the 6th of November 1960.
Lincoln's successor was Andrew JOHNSON, born 1808.
Kennedy's successor was Lyndon B. JOHNSON, born 1908.
John Wilkes Booth (who shot Lincoln) was born 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald (who presumably shot Kennedy,sorry Oliver)
was born 1939. Both presidents was shot on a friday. Both in
the back of the head. They both had their wife present.
Booth shot Lincoln in a theater, then ran to a depository.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a depository then ran to a theater.
Lincoln was shot at the Ford's Theater.
Kennedy was shot in a Ford Lincoln.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who tried to persuade
him not to go to the theater that day.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who tried to persuade
the president from making the trip to Dallas.
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The Swedish national anthem is based upon a GERMAN folk-song
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In Oregon US,it's forbidden by law to curse while having sex
C'MON EVERYBODY - PART 2


If you counted all the works of art that Pablo Picasso made
you would reach the incredible sum of 147 800 pieces......!
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If all the nerves in a human body was connected as a single
strand it would last four times around the world: 160000 km.
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On February 13, 1746 Jean Marie Dubarry was executed in
France, for the murder of his father. One-hundred years
later, February 13, 1846 another man was executed for the
murder of his father. That man's name? Jean Marie Dubarry...
The first thing Ronald Reagan did after becoming president
was to classify ketchup as a vegetable. Great isn't it?
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The World Record for eating live cockroaches is 28 in 4 min.
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             You can actually send a fax to God!
The number is: +972-2-612222 and goes to a fax-machine at
the 'Wailing Wall' in Jerusalem. Two full-time employees
rips out your message from the fax and pokes in into the
wall. The fax was installed in 1993 and is a major success.
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John Cleese's father changed his name to Cleese from Cheese!
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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any
club that will accept me as a member.
                                    Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Do you know why masturbating is like Jackpot at Bingolotto?
  ....Suddenly you stand there with a couple of millions
                     in your hand......
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I liked you opera. I think I will set it to music.
       Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827) to a fellow composer
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In 1958 the President of IBM, Thomas J. Watson predicted the
world's total future need of computer-power to 5 computers.
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In 1899 the manager of the American Patent Office wrote to
the president that everything that ever could be invented
had already been invented and requested his office closed.
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Jimi Hendrix had almost no real hair and wore a wig !!!!!!
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The Finns have 29 synonyms for 'hangover' and 102 different
words for being drunk! Well we all expected that, didn't we!
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After fighting for a divorce for 6 years and finally getting
it, Seleyman Guresci in Turkey contacted a computer dating
service to get a new girl-friend. Out of the 2000 possible
candidates the computer selected his ex-wife,Nesrin Caglasas
              So what did he do? Married her!
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On the 17th of October in 1678 a man was found dead in a
ditch on Greenberry Hill in London. Three men were caught
and accused of the murder. Their names? Get this:
                      Robert GREEN
                       Henry BERRY
                    Lawrence HILL
         OK, you've reached the end-station folks !

        Here are the personal greetings from r-Cade:

    AEE, Babooshka and The Cat People, Elvis, Esko, 65an,
          Zeus (found any new kind of seeds lately?)
  All Doodles / Sh0ck members worldwide, (are you enjoying
all those big army-boys, Ice? :), Blackbird (keep on sending
 me those great fantasy-book-lists !!!), and to YOU !!!!!!!
 + everybody else who thinks that their names should have
                     been listed here...

PS! A big welcome to the world to my latest sister, who was
born on the 14th of April 1994 ! Have a long happy life!!!!
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I deny that I said that actors are like cattle. I said they
should be treated like cattle.
                                Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1957)
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          (/$=)($£&!$£*NO CARRIER.................
CALL FOR FREE LEGALLY (?) !


Call For Free Legally (?) !
---------------------------
'Felia' Swedish Telecom Creephole
found by The Silencer & Borre!
 
How to call for free to Swedish Partylines (Hotlines).
------------------------------------------------------
Call collect to your favourite partyline using this
toll-free number: 020-234526
Then call the same partyline on threeway, that is
if you have full AXE installed (but who haven't)
and when you hear the collectcall service ask you
to accept the call just press 1 to confirm, and your in !!!
Then just disconnect your threeway and you are calling
collect to the partyline!! Neat isn't it :).. Invite all
your friends and make a teleconference or whatever.. All
they have to do is to call there and you accept all collect
calls comming in hehe. Sorry to say but me and Borre must
have abused this service bit too much concerning the
Stocholm partyline so that numberserie isn't allowed to
call collect anymore:( too bad coz that line ruled. But
don't worry, allmost every city in sweden that isn't too
small has it's own partyline to phreak on!

Sum Hotlines we use:
-----------------------------
Soderhamn         0270-16680
Hernosand         0611-89000
Gevle             026-100000
Stockholm         08-6142900 ( dead )
-----------------------------

                                      The Silencer
SOME GREETS FROM D-ZIRE


U-Man, Excalibur, Slash, Thug, Jonez, Rioter, D-Luxe, Loxley
Budweiser, Sleepwalker, Some1 & Prime, Colorbird, Lizardking
Tony, Borre, K-12, Vital, Dolphin (Qwik&Dirty), Crayone, Axy
Cybergod, Gin, Snuskis, Iridon, Kissblasan, Ray·Ban, Blaizer
Animal!, Chevron, Devilstar, Dux, Virus, Joker, The Silencer
Marillion, Spirou & Cuddley, Stain, Jason, Roach, Rob, Ozone
Cappuccino, 13th Angel, Zcandaler, Sate, Trixy Dixy, Dr.Doom
Kingpin, SRL, Norad, Core, Delusion, Mano, Elvis, Silent Run
Casca  Longinus, Bladerunner, Blackbird, Nightwind, Diogenes
Lawnmowerman, Don Martin, Bruce Lee, Fornic8r, Tequila, Nero
C/\teye, Cee-Dee, HitMan, D-Siya, Disc, Slim, Laf, Pete, Aze
Double, Aqua, Esko...    and OFCOZ all cool users of REPULSE

        all past and future members of DOODLES^SHOCK
GREETS FROM LOXLEY


The greets goes to :
--------------------
d-Zire & The Silencer/Doodles^Shock
Rioter & D-Luxe & Icebyte/Equinox,
Probe/Virtual Dreams, TBB/Medicine
Norad & Rohan & SRL/Unicorn, Mike, Zeus, Zendor
Nero/Scandal, Rob & Prof Da Right/Classic
Excalibur & Ozone/Complex, Davey/JetSet, Angeldust
Renko, Splittis & Nebraska...

Personal Messages to :
----------------------

Probe/VD/FLT      - Too bad I didn't have the time & money
                    to go with you to The Gathering. Don't
                    even think of using that PC of yours to
                    much either, 4Channel music is more Pro!

d-Zire/TDS        - I think this Chipmag rules the nation.
                    What more can be added ? Live sex ?


Rioter/EQX        - Hrumph! I don't like you screw(ing)
                    around with your girlfriend all the
                    time I try to phone you. BTW, is the
                    demo finished yet ? My music is ready...

Rohan/Unicorn     - Hey, babyface. I'd like to play some
                    music with you in the future...When ?
                    Dunno...

Angeldust & Davey - The summer in 'Beddinge' will rule this
                    year. Booze, smoke & *BABES* !

Big tears to the forgotten ones, I'll greet you next time...

Waaaaaaaarp!                                -Loxley
GREETS FROM EXCALIBUR/COMPLEX TO:


d-Zire/Tds, The Silencer/Tds, Mic Dair/Clx, Dhm/Clx, Core,
Thug/Fsy, Tequila/Fsy, Wavefront/Hcc, Borre/Hcc, Lacoste/Afl
Jonaz/Fsy, Lizardking/Razor 1911 , Stain/2kad, U-Man/2kad,
Ozone/Clx^Cls,Rob/Cls,Cybertron/Afl,Sabine/Afl,Dexter/Afl,
Cozzy/Fsy, Mazon, Cee-Dee/Fsy, Shell, Galahad, Mattiax, Heat
Everslick/Insane, Fuze/Otl, Gilthanas/2kad, Godhead, Floyd
Slammy, Chaos/Afl, Juan/Scandal, Harpoon/Scandal, Hijacker
Rioter/Eqx, Slim, Hichoc/Tnc, Splash/Tnc, Kid Curry/Cls
Alfatech/Cenzor, Striker, Artifex/Clx, Electron/Citron
Sate, RayBan, Vital, Defender/Afl, Delorean/Clx, Jugi/Clx
X-tal/Renegade, Lucas/Renegade, Qube, Super Grover/Afl
Mr.Jones, Joe Cool, Amadeus/Meka , U.L.F, Palm, Cascade/Afl
Enzym/Diffusion, Loxley/Eqx, and the rest in Complex
BLONDE JOKES - A


                 
Well... just to keep you entertained while listning to the
the tunes... we thought it would be a great idea to tell
some nice BLONDE JOKES... this is PART 1... more stories
in the next issue!                       
                                      E N J O Y
                                   d-Zire & r-Cade
                                    doodles^shock


Q:   Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings?
A:   So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Q:   What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:   Gifted!

Q:   How do blonde braincells die?
A:   Alone.

Q:   What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A:   Pregnant.

Q:   What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair
     brunette?
A:   Artificial intelligence.

Q:   How does a blonde part their hair?
A:   By doing the splits.

Q:   Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:   Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q:   What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A:   Nothing.  They've never met.
Q:   When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A:   After a dye job.

Q:   Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A:   She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it
     blown around too much.

Q:   Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A:   To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q:   Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A:   You can park in the handicap zone.
Q:   What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A:   An IN-body experience!

Q:   Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A:   They both get fucked up when they're on their back.

Q:   What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed
     in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A:   Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.

Q:   What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A:   Humpme Dumpme.
Q:   How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A:   Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q:   How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A:   Shine a torch in her ears.

Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A:   It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:   How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A:   There's white-out on the screen.

Q:   How can you tell if another blonde's been using the
     computer?
A:   There's writing on the white-out.

Q:   What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A:   You only have to punch information into a computer
     once.

Q:   What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A:   You don't know how much either of them mean to you
     until they go down on you.

Q:   What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A:   She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q:   What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of
     their head?
A:   All you can eat, under a buck.

Q:   Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A:   Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q:   Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A:   They can't find the zipper.
Q:   Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A:   They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q:   Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A:   To put their feet through.

Q:   What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her
     more attractive?
A:   Her ankles.

Q:   Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A:   Because red means stop.
Q:   Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A:   Because red means 'Stop, wrong hole.'

Q:   How can you tell if a blonde has been in your
     refrigerator?
A:   By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q:   Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A:   They chip their teeth.

Q:   Why do blondes wear underwear?
A:   They make good ankle warmers.
Q:   What do blondes do for foreplay?
A:   Remove their underwear.

Q:   Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black
     mini skirts?
A:   Cause their balls show!

Q:   What's the mating call of the blonde?
A:   'I'm *sooo* drunk!'

Q:   What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A:   (Screaming) 'I said: I'm drunk!'
Q:   How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A:   She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q:   Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A:   Because they can spell it.

Q:   Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A:   Toes Go In First.

Q:   Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A:   Tits Go In Front.

BLONDE JOKES - B


Q:   What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either
     side?
A:   An interpreter.

Q:   What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A:   A mental block.

Q:   How do you change a blonde's mind?
A:   Blow in her ear.

Q:   What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A:   Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q:   What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1:  Introduces themself.
A2:  Walks home.

Q:   How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A:   Fertilized.

Q:   What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A:   Opens the car door.
Q:   How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A:   Kick open the car door.

Q:   Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A:   More head room.

Q:   Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A:   More leg room.

Q:   What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A:   Bucket seats.

Q:   Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A:   Because everybody gets a turn.

Q:   Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:   Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q:   What important question does a blonde ask her mate
     before having sex?
A:   Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q:   Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A:   *Who cares?*
Q:   Why do blondes have orgasms?
A:   So they know when to stop having sex!

Q:   What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A:   'Thanks for the refill!'

Q:   What is it called when a blonde blows in another
     blonde's ear?
A:   Data transfer.



Q:   How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A:   She is the one with the tampon behind her ear,
     wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q:   What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
     (reading her nametag) ?
A:   'Debbie'..that's cute. What did you name the other one?

Q:   Why do blondes have more fun?
A:   Because they don't know any better.


Q:   Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A:   Peroxide.

Q:   Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A:   They're doing research on black holes.

Q:   What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A:   They both have a black box.

Q:   What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A:   Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q:   What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A:   Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q:   What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A:   A wind tunnel.

Q:   What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A:   A dope ring.

Q:   Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A:   To see what was on the other side.

Q:   Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
     smart blonde are walking down the street when they
     spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A:   The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as
     Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q:   What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at
     you?
A:   Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q:   Why do blondes take the pill?
A:   So they know what day of the week it is.
Q:   Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A:   Because it kept falling out.

Q:   Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A:   Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q:   If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building,
     who hits the ground first?
A:   The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for
     directions.


Q:   What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A:   Her IQ goes up!

Q:   Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A:   You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q:   What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A:   'Have another beer.'

Q:   What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A:   Butter is difficult to spread.


Well that's IT! And if you wanna read some more BLONDIES...
Then just grab the next issue of CoM! Out early June!
WE NEED SOME NEW QUALIFIED MEMBERS


We need some new HQ-members!
We've got alot of answers but not from enuff talent people!

If you write from a country without an TDS section, you must
realize that we CAN'T ONLY take in an musician or something
like that... we prefer 3 members (code/gfx/sfx) or atleast
2 (code/gfx) / (code/sfx) cause we have enuff members as is!



If you really think you're a good enuff just send your stuff
on disk to: (100% reply!)

 doodles^shock 
 c/o David J. Elfstrom
 Markorgrand 22
 826 35 Soderhamn
 SWEDEN
THE DOODLES^SHOCK BOARDS


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        |   /    |   /  |   \\_____  \   & shock   |
        |  /     |  /   :    \   |    \            |
        | /      | /    ;     \  ;     \           |
        |\\______| \__________/  ______/           |
        `---- -  -   -   -   \____/  -  -  - - ----'

        Is Simplicity Best?   Or Simply The Easiest?

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        .-_________________   ________-   -  - - --.
        | \____  __/\_____ \ /  _____/ the doodles |
        |   /    |   /  |   \\_____  \   & shock   |
        |  /     |  /   :    \   |    \            |
        | /      | /    ;     \  ;     \           |
        |\\______| \__________/  ______/           |
        `---- -  -   -   -   \____/  -  -  - - ----'

        Is Simplicity Best?   Or Simply The Easiest?

                THE DooDLES^SHoCK MEMBERLiST
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 d-Zire        Music/Leader      r-Cade      Founder/Leader
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                  - Doodles^Shock SWEDEN -
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 Ice!          -In The Army      Powerslave!      -UtilCode
 Jac                 -Sysop      The Silencer        -Sysop
 Chig                 -Code      Darwin               -Code
 Butch                 -Gfx      Deetroy             -Music
 Blizzard            -Trade      F.n.M               -Trade
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                  - Doodles^Shock ITALY! -
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 Case                 Music      Filippetto           Music
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        .-_________________   ________-   -  - - --.
        | \____  __/\_____ \ /  _____/ the doodles |
        |   /    |   /  |   \\_____  \   & shock   |
        |  /     |  /   :    \   |    \            |
        | /      | /    ;     \  ;     \           |
        |\\______| \__________/  ______/           |
        `---- -  -   -   -   \____/  -  -  - - ----'
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Sorry.. no lame text here this time... i guess!