DiskNet
productions presents
Rambo part XIV
Return to
Karjala
Directed by
Renny Harlin
Starring:
(in alphabethical order)
Sylvi Tallone as
Rambo
Innocent ruskies as
enemy
Freddie Mercury is dead,
but we are still alive!
Fasten your seatbelts and
get ready for our latest
MASTERPIECE
called
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This week we give you:
HOT news
Rambo XIV -movie preview
Science report
and much more...
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Sponsored by
RUMA (Russian mafia)
This production includes
ripped material from commercial
productions, so it is NOT legal
and it shouldn't be sold as PD
(it shouldn't be sold at all)
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All vector-lovers
can reset now, becooz this
is a DISKNET demo
Credits
Coding by
Rainman
Music by
D.R.M.
All ripping by
Dark Power
All ideas by
DiskNet -team
Contact us
Swapping, Joining and
Co-operation
DiskNet HQ
PL 83
36201 Kala
Finland
Swapping only
Shredder of DiskNet
Aleksi Mattila
Viivinkatu 7
33601 Tampere
Finland
Our glorious members are
Rainman (Code, GFX)
Giant (Code, military expert)
D.R.M. (Music)
Dark Power (Organiser)
Triax (Swap, Code)
Shredder (Swap)
Stormbringer (Modem-trader)
Finally we would like to
thank all artists whose
material we have used
in this demo
THE END
Welcome to NetNews! I'm L|rvi Lind We start with movie preview. This new Finnish multimillion dollar film was directed by Renny Harlin (Die Hard II, Prison, Freddy IV . . . ) and it's filled with lovely violence. Now let's see . . .
After this Highlight of Finnish movie-history we'll go off to a commercial break . . .
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Ok ! Show must go on . . .Now we focus on the latest scientific breakthrough: The first Lemming-rocket was launched to deep space last week. This rocket is able to travel to Mars at speed of light. We will now see a short documentation about this historical moment . . .
Now lemmings can boldly go where no lemming has gone before. But now let's continue. During this document we received a strange phone-call from local morgue . They said that they've lost one hand ! ! ! So, If you see one hand running around without owner, please call us ! ! ! ( Who believes that shit anyway ?! )
Well, This seems like good time to stop the NetNews and this Demo. We thank you for watching this production. Hope you enjoyed it !