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____________________________________Celebral Pares!!    Dildo Delight #1...  Press The Button!  Leffe var ocks{ d|r!!    Code: SunBuzz Muzic: BUD! Gfx: X-Y!!    Have a Nice Day...            



HEJ VI HETER DEADZONE. KUL VA!!!!! WELCOME TO THE 90'S FIRST AND BEST MUSICDISK CALLED "DILDO DELIGHT-SYMPHONIES OF GENETIC DISEASES #1". LET'S START WITH THE CREDITS! THE CODING IS MADE BY SUNBUZZ (AND LAJBAN HELPED WITH THE OSCILLATOR FORMULA.), THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY X-Y (THE FORMER X-TA-C) ,AND THE TUNES ARE MADE BY.....LOOK RIGHT DOWN,MATIE BOY!!!!! WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE IF ANY TO PUT IN SOME GREETINGS SO HERE THEY ARE (IN A FORM UNIQUE TO DEADZONE.ALPHABETICAL A-])!!!! * ACCUMULATORS * ACID FORCE * AEON * ANIMATE * ARCADIA * AVOID INT * BIRDS OF PREY * BRAINSTORM * BYTERAPERS * COMPLEX * CONTRAST * CRUSADERS * CULT * DEADZONE? * DUAL CREW * ENERGY AUSTRIA * ETERNITY * EXTACY * FRAXION * GATE * HOGAN CREW * ERRUPTION * MAFFIA * MAGNETIC FIELDS * MASTER CREW * MUTE 101 * NEW FRONTIERS * PHENOMENA * POWERDRIVE * PUBLIC ENEMIES * QUARTEX * RACKI * REBELS * SIRIUS CYBERNETIC CORP. * SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN * SUBWAY & SCOOPEX * TETRAGON * TOP SWAP * UNIQUE * WHIZZCAT * WORLD VISION * [KE * \LSA * ]STEN WARNEBRING *!!! SOME PERSONAL: * FLYXE * JIMBO AND HIS MAGIC MUSHROOMS * PROXIMA * HENRI * TOMAS * AXEL * JONTE * EKAN'S INN * TURKEN M. RESP. S\LLSKAP * HOFEN * SVENSKA TOBAKSBOLAGET AB * VIN & SPRITCENTRALEN * ST-01 TO ST-QK! * AND THE REST OF DEADZONE!!!!!!! INSTRUCTION TIME: USE MOUSE  UP'N'DOWN AND BUTTON! TO LOWER TUNE VOLUME LOWER YOUR TELLY! NOW I QUIT CAUSE YOU DON'T READ!!!!!!!!!!                                                



LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!    THIS COMPOS(T)ITIONGOES UNDER THE RATHER DRAMATIC NAME OF "SAD EYES SAY IT ALL" AND IS COMPOS(T)ED BY BUDWEISER(ME(T)). EVERYTHING WORKS JUST FINE NOW. THE TEXTS ARE SAVING LIKE THEY SHOULD AND I'M HAPPY. I'M GOING TO WRITE ALL THE SCROLLIES EXCEPT FOR TWO! ONE OF THEM WIL I WROTE ON X-MAS (IF I REMEMBER) AND THE OTHER WILL BE THE FIRST SCROLL WRITTEN IN THE 90;S (THE ONLY WAY IT CAN'T BE WOULD BE IF SOME CRAZY IDIOT JUMPED AT HIS AMIGA THE SAME SECOND THE LAST BELLSTROKE STRIKES AND BEGIN TO WRITE CAUSE I'LL WRITE MINE IN THE MORNING). IF I SUCEED WITH THESE TWO SCROLLS AT THESE TWO MOMENTS ARE JUST FOR YOU TO SEE SINCE YOU'VE GOT THE FINISHED WORK IN YOUR HAND. BUT,NUFF'O'THAT AND OVER TO OTHER THINGS!!!!   I SHOULD SLEEP CAUSE IT'S THREE'O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING BUT.........!  SUDDENLY FIFI,THE WET POODLE,RAISED HER M-16 AND BLEW THE FINANCIAL MINISTERS HEAD ALL THE WAY TO HELSINGBORG WHERE THE HEAD TOOK THE FERRY TO HELSINGOR AND LIVED HAPPY WITH A PAIR OF HIGHHEEL SHOES EVERAFTER........!   THAT WAS JUST A EXTRACT FROM A NOVEL I'M WRITING CALLED "FIFI OCH DEN POLITISKA N]TKN\PPAREN".   COCK ROUGE!!!!! TI-HI!!!! OH,GOD I BEGIN TO SEE LITTLE GREEN CP:S RUNNING AROUND!!! I'M TIRED OR IN HEAVEN!!!!! WHAT DO I MEAN BY BEING IN HEAVEN!? WHAT DO I MEAN WITH "WHAT DO I MEAN"?! OH,BLURGH!!!!!!  (THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME STOMACH TURNING INSIDE OUT!). WHY DO I HAVE PARANTESER IN A WHOLE SENTENCE???? I MUST THINK IT'S A BIT FLASHY!!!! WELL,ISN'T IT? (EN HUND SKALL I FJ\RRAN!) VOV-VOV! MY MUM FOUND A ELECTRIC DIARY AT HER WORK AND SHE GAVE IT TO ME! IT'S GREAT! IT HAS 32K MEMORY (HALF THE 64) SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY HALF GHOST'N'GOBLINS ON IT!!!!!  UH? AH!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING LIKE PLAYING A NICE BLUES ON A SQUIRE FENDER STRATOCASTER LIKE I JUST DID!!!!!  YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE WRITING DEADZONE? IT FEELS SO GOOD!! DEADZONEDEADZONEDEADZONEZONEDEADBRAINDEADBRAINWASHWASHINGMASHINETORKTUMLAREH[RTOR... HEY,HEY THERE!! STOP NOW!!!! THIS TUNE FINISHED A LOOOONG TIME AGO!!!! STOP IT YOU EGOTWAT!!!!!!!.....O.K...........BYE,BYE.......                                                 



DOBIDOO, DOBIBOO THIS TUNE WAS PUT TOGHETHER BY BUDWEISER (SURPRISED?) AND FOR A CHANGE BUDWEISER LETS ME TYPE SOME SCROLLIE WALLIE SUPER TROLLIE.... I'M X-Y AND I LIKE THIS SONG VERY MUCH ESPECIALLY THE 27TH PATTERN LISTEN CAREFULLY ON THAT SPECIFIC PATTERN. (WE'LL PLAY IT ONLY ONCE). I PROBABLY AM RATHER CELEBRAL PARES BUT YOU CANT BLAME IT ON ME BECAUSE IT'S MY GENETIC DISEASES FAULT. DID YOU KNOW: THAT THIS IS THE FIRST MUZAKDISK DZ RELEASES;THAT PETER I "THE BIG" WAS BISEX;THAT WE HAVE'NT WRITTEN TRANZ-X'S ADRESS YET;THAT SNUS OCH TUGGTOBAK INNEH[LLER NIKOTIN;THAT THIS STARTS TO GET BORING. END OF THAT. END OF A LOT. END WITH THE WORLD. END OF ME. IT WAS QUITE BORING TO WRITE THIS SO I'LL QUIT. BYE FOR X-Y...................I BUDWEISER. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN? FIRST HE JUST SITS THERE COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW BORING IT IS TO SEE ME WRITE AND HE SAYS THAT HE WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING AND WHEN HE FINALLY GET THE CHANCE HE THINKS IT'S BORING AND JUST QUITS.?!@#$%^&* HE MUST!!BE CP!!! IF YOU WANT TO DO A FUNNY THING YOU CAN TAPE THIS SONG ON TAPE OR PUT ON SOME HEADPHONES. IN ONE OF THE CHANNELS (SURPRISE) IT WILL SOUND KINDA FUNNY. HEHE! TO AVOID MISSUNDERSTANDINGS I MUST SAY THAT WHEN HITLER(TO THE VERY LEFT,UPPER SIDE OF THE SCREEN) IS MARCHING WITH HIS LEFT HAND IN THE AIR,IT'S JUST BECAUSE HE SIMPLY HAS TO. WE'RE NOT NAZIS!!! WE'RE NOT TAKING PART OF THE HIDDEN NAZISM IN THE COMPUTERWORLD (IT EXISTS! JUST ASK MARGARETA PERSSON!). DO YOU THINK IT'S UNNECCESARY THAT I WRTIE THAT I HAVE MADE THE TUNE ALL THE TIME WHEN IT STANDS DEEP DOWN AT THE SCREEN. WELL,THAT'S PART OF THE IDEA..(?)..! SOON IT'LL BE THE GREATEST COMMERCIALJOB EVER MADE IN EARTHS HISTORY. I MEAN CHRISTMAS! I THINK CHRISTMAS WAS INVENTED BY SOME FOOLHEADED MAN WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE IF EVERYBODY GAVE EACHOTHER A GIFT FOR A CHANGE. HE MUST!! HAVE BEEN CP!!!! HE NEVER CALCULATED WITH A TEENAGERS ECONOMICS WHEN HE FIGURED THAT OUT. I HATE BUYING CHRISTMASPRESENTS,STANDING THERE IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE,SWEATING & SWEARING JUST TO BUY SOMETHING TO YOUR COUSINS YOU NEVER SEE ANYWAY. BLUURGH! IN THE DARK SWEDISHWINTERDAYS ALSO! THE MOST POSITIVE THINGS WITH SWEDISH WINTERS IS THAT YOU HAVE GREAT HACKOPPORTUNITIES. NO MOTHER WOULD SENT HER BELOVED SON OUT IN THE COLD WEATHER (LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO AT SUMMER)..I HAVE SEEN SANTA CLAUS! HE IS A DRUNKEN FELLOW  IN A PARK NEAR TO US! I THINK WE SWEDES SHOULD BE PROUD THAT WE HAVE SO MANY DRUNKEN,SOCIAL MISSTRUSTED PEOPLE SO WE AT LEAST HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SWEDISH CULTURE LEFT!!! TJA,GURAN \R NAKEN UNDER M]SSAN.......BYE...                                                            



PEACE EVERYBODY! THIS TUNE WAS MEANT TO BE IN "J.A.T.N.C.F.O.T" BUT IT WAS SO NICE WE HAD IT ON THE MUZAKDISK INSTEAD! IT'S NAME IS "HI-SCCORE MUZAK-2" AND THE 2 MEANS THAT I MADE ONE FIRST BUT THAT ONE WAS EMBARRASINGLY BAD! THIS IS THE FIRST SCROLLIE I WRITE IN THE 90'S AND IT COULD BE THE FIRST IN THE WORLD IN THE 90'S. THINK OF IT! I'LL GO TO THE HISTORY AMONG ADOLF HITLER,NAPEOLEON AND THOSE GREAT HEROS THAT WE TRUSTED IN! I LISTEN TO POPCORN HERE AT FORELLG[RDEN AND JONTE IS HERE,SMOKING AND DISTURBING. X-Y AND SUNBUZZ IS CHECKING FONTS! WOW! WOW! WOW! TREDJE G[NGEN GILLT! THE ONLY REASON I'M WRITING THIS IS BECAUSE I FORGOT TO WRITE THEM BEFORE SUNBUZZ WENT TO SK[NES VACKRA TRAKTER OCH LUNDAR! I JUST NOW GOT THE MESSAGE THAT THE [,\,]S IS RIGHT! I WON'T HAVE TO REWRITE A HEAVY AMOUNT OF SCROLLTEXTS (A HUGE AMOUNT OF SCOLLTEXTS). KASHE! KARLADOLF! HEHE! THE LIGHTS GOES OUT! THE ROOM IS ONLY LIT BY THE MAGICAL CHARM OF MONITORS! THE SOUND THAT FILLS THE ROOM IS THE SOUND OF TANGENTER SOM [KER NER TILL SITT DJUP F]R ATT TILLFREDST\LLA ANV\NDARENS BEHOV! BUT NOW SOME RIVIGA GITARRER FILLS THE ROOM FROM ICEPICS TAPERECORDER! WHRE'S ICEPIC? HE'S A DWARF SOMEWHERE IN WONDERLAND!   SONIXMUSIC! BLUUUUJRGH! WELL,I THINK THE MUZAK HAS RESTARTED NOW SO I'LL JUST QUIT RIGHT HERE AND LET THE FANTASY STAND FOR THE REST................................................                                                 



HELLO AGAIN! THIS IS A TUNE WITH 3(2,1,0) SOUNDS CALLED "31 LJUD". I DON'T KNOW WHICH VERSION WHICH WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE SO....\ASH! WHAT A HECK! I'M BUDWEISER AND I'M ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM AND IT'S 3:45 IN THE MORNING AND THAT MEANS X-MAS IS THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ALL MY PRESENTS YET! PANIC?     ME? WELL,YES! (BUT IT'S ONLY TWO REMAINING AND I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY AND YOU THINK THIS IS COMPLETELY UNINTERESTING SO I STOP TALKING PRESENTS NOW!). I GOT A X-MAS CARD TODAY FROM A LADY I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS!!!!!  HALVA INNE? HEHEHEHEHEHE....TODAY I,X-Y,JONTE,HENRI AND THOMAS WERE ON A SNEAK PREMIER ON "LEVIATHAN" (35 SEK)...  I DIDN'T THINK THEY MADE MOVIES WITH THAT BAD STORY NOWADAYS. MEN DET VAR SHYSST SPATT!!!!  BLOD ]VERALLT!!! (N\STAN) . I HATE TOMORROW!!!! TOMORROW IT'S THE DAY WHEN YOU MUST ENWRAP THE PRESENTS IN "CUTE" PAPER WITH SANTA CLAUS ON IT AND YOU'VE TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND YOU HAVE TO RHYME? ON ALL THE PRESENTS AND IN MY CASE GO TO MY GRANDMA'S SISTER (WHO I SEE ONCE A YEAR) AND GIVE HER A PRESENT!! BLURGH!!!!!!!!  BUT IT'LL BE DONALD DUCK ON TELLY AT X-MAS (BUT NOT WITH ARNE WEISE) . I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE SO THAT'S WHY I JUST WROTE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND WITH THAT LITTLE SNEAKY TRICK I CAME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO THE LIGHT IN THE END OF THIS MUZAKKSCROLLER (THE TUNE IS ALMOST 10 MINUTES AND THIS FONT IS SO LITTLE). IF I HAD A SCROLL BIGGER THAN THE SCREEN I COULD HAVE FINISHED THE SCROLL HERE (BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE SO FUN, WOULD IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL WRITE THE 90'S FIRST SCROLLIE (I'LL PROBABLY HAVE THE HANGOVER OF MY LIFE). BUT I ALMOST NEVER GET A HANGOVER. THAT'S BAD CAUSE A HANGOVER IS REALLY COSY! YOU GO OUT AND YOUR BODY HURTS (FROM WOUNDS YOU NEVER NOTICED BEFORE) AND YOUR HEAD FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY IS PLAYING ON A OVERDISTED GUITAR IN A MARSHALLCOPY FROM TAIWAN WITH HIGHEST VOLUME!!!! PUMPA UPP SYLTEN!!!! I WANT COFEE BUT I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO IN THE KITCHEN AND FIX IT! YOU ARE SOOOOO INTERESTED,RIGHT? BUT, TELL ME, WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT? THE SOCIAL DEPRESSION OF THE PEOPLE IN TH 20'S ? THAT GARBAGE PAIL KIDS GIVE YOU CANCER? THAT AIDS IS COMING FROM U.F.O'S FROM OUTER TRAN[S? NO. I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH FOR WRITING THAT! (I'M TIRED AND THE SCROLL IS WAITING TO BE FINISHED) AND IF I SPELL SOMETHING WRONG PWRDRV WILL MAKE A DEMO WITH THE SPELLIN ERROR OVER THE SCREEN AND SAMPLE "DEADZONE SKREV ETT STAVFEL.DEADZONE SKREV ETT STAVFEL. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" AND I WON'T GIVE THEM THAT PLEASURE (BUT I PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE!) OR MAYBE THEY WON'T!!!! WHO KNOWS????  GOD? I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD SO......OINGFA! THE LAST "WORD" JUST CAME WHEN I RANDOMLY HIT THE KEYBOARD. THAT WAS FUN. ONE MORE TIME.....LUNTRAK!!LUNTRAK? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MARK FOR TAMPOONS!!! JAG VILL HA TAMPONGER,JAG K]PER LUNTRAAAAAK!!!! OR "LUNTRAK,THE BEST A WOMAN CAN GET!".    H\R KOMMER,H\R KOMMER,H\R KOMMER BR]DERNA CARTWRIGHT! DEN \R LJUS OCH GOD! OM MAN ANTAR ATT EN PURJOL\K TAR EN M[NAD ATT V\XA FRAM, HUR L[NG TID TAR DET D[ ATT [NGSKOKA DEN? NOW IT'S FOUR'O'CLOCK AND I'M MORE TIRED THAN EVER. IN TWO HOURS X-Y WILL GO UP AND GO TO HIS WEEKEND WORK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!I'VE ALREADY WORKED AND HE'S STUPID!!!!! TWO HOURS. I THINK I'LL CALL HIM AND CHAT A BIT!!!!! I WONDER IF THE TUNE HAS RESTARTED NOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WRITE (A 120 WORDS A MINUTE).....MY BED IS RIGHT BESIDE ME BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE AND WRITE THIS! (IF THE MUSIC HAS RESTARTED YOU MUST THINK I'M STUPID(I AM!))...........OH,FUCK IF THE TUNE HASN'T RESTARTED YET OR IF IT HAS!   I'M GOING TO BED ANYWAY BECAUSE THIS AIN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!....................BYE............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..OH I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE COMPUTER............(CLICK!CLICK!GROARS(PULLING OUT DISK)....BLUMP(BED) KADOOONK!(HEAD TOUCHING PILLOW!)....ZZZZZZZZZ......                                                 



OH,ONE OF THOSE LOVELY OLDIES THAT JUST SET YOUR HEART IN MOTION. THIS IS "STAND ON ME" DESIGNED BY BUDWEISER AND THIS IS BUDWEISER TRYING TO MAKE SOME SENSE (YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.   I MEAN...DEADZONE...YOU KNOW...\SCH!) STRULPUTTE! WHEN THE NIGHT...,,OH DARLING,DARLING...THAT'S THE WORDS YOU CAN SING TO THIS SONG. (THERE'S A WHOLELOTTAOTHER WORDS TOO,BUT.) I KNOW, LET'S PLAY SIMON SAYS.   I START.   SIMON SAYS "STAND ON ONE LEG"   SIMON SAYS "PICK YOUR NOSE"  SIMON SAYS "JUMP AROUND YOUR ROOM GROWLING LIKE STARSTRIKER."  SIMON SAYS "YOUR MOTHER JUST CAME IN AND YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A GEEZ."  HAHAHA! GOT YOU!  GOD HOW BORING.  CP? KOSMOS \ \CKLIGARE \N ROTMOS! COSMOS IS A VERY BAD PROGRAMMED PLACE TO BE. ISSAKAMASAMATJO ( ART OF NOISE WAS THAT.). HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER 08-416742 OR WHEN I'M NOT HOME IT'S 08-90510 (TELEPHONEANSWERER. GIVE IT SOME TIME. IT'S A LITTLE BIT LAZY.) EVERYBODY IS SHITTY BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T ANSWERED OUR CONTEST IN BAMSEDEMO. THE OFFER STILL REMAINS SINCE NOONE HAS ANSWERED YET! (SNYFT.). I WANT TO GET DRUNK!! BUT IT'S ONLY THURSDAY MEN JAG VILL JU KR]KA!!! X-Y IS PLAYING SOUTHAMERICAN DICTATOR THAT WON'T GIVE THE PRESS FREE HANDS. HE JUST CENCURED SOME OF MY TEXT ABOUT THE DRINKING. (HE WOULD FIT VERY WELL IN A UNIFORM IN A BANANAREPUBLIC TYRANNIZING AND DEMANDING POOR PEASANTS TO GIVE HIM THEIR COWS AND PIGS AND VIRGINS.) HEHE! HOWZABOUZAMUZIC? GREATZ HEIN? ZI,ZENOR LOPEZ. HOGAR,DULCE HOGAR. AHORA ESTOY ESCRIBIENDO PARA NEW FRONTIER SOLO. GUSTA? TE GUSTA ESA MUSICA? QUE HAY EN EL BOLSO? -BOTELLAS. CUANTOS BOTELLAS? -DOS O TRES. -DOS O TRES? - CUATRO. JAJAJAJAJA. THAT WAS SOME SPANISH TO OUR FRIENDS IN BRAZIL. X-Y JUST POURS MY SNUFF OUT LIKE THAT. LOTTA TONS OF IT. SNUFF IS EXPENSIVE NOWADAYS. JIMBO IF YOU SEE THIS, PISSOFF! I AM DESPERATE! NOT ONLY ME. LOTTA MATES IN MY AGE SHOULD BE DESPERATE BECAUSE THE SWEDISH GOVERMENT HAS A MEMBER THAT THINKS THE ENTRYAGE AT PUBS SHOULD BE TWENTY YEARS BECAUSE THE YOUNGER ONES GOES BEZERK (IN HER IMAGINATION) AFTER A FEW BEERS. HER NAME IS MRS JONSSON AND HER UGLY DAUGHTER GOES IN MY CLASS. HER HOMENUMBER SHOULD BE CALLED LATE AT NIGHT AND STONKED INTO. I HATE HER. HER NUMBER STANDS IN THE PHONEBOOK UNDER THE NAME "HARALD ULLMAN  STHLM". NOW I'M SO ANGRY I'LL QUIT...........BYE!                                                        



GRODAN GR[TER I BRUNNEN N\R REGNET AVBRYTS AV ILSKAN FR[N FLODEN!!!!!!!!!! WITH THOSE WISE WORDS I'D LIKE TO PRESENT THE SONG CALLED "THE NERD HERD" MADE BY ME (THE BEER!)...THIS SONG IS OOOLLLLD!!!!! VERY OOOLLDD!!!!  IT'S, SO TO SAY, ANTIQUE WITH A FINER WORD. TIME-OUT! SO,NOW I'M BACK WITH MY LIFE IN KEEP! I'M JUST NOW IN X-Y'S NICE LITTLE MATRESSED APPARTEMENT! LIFE HERE IS GOING ON GREAT!! X-Y IS READING SOME FANTISAR WHILE I'M AT THE TOILET! AND I AM WRITING WITH MY NOSE LIKE IN TROLLH\TTAN!!! AH!YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!! FR[GA SHEDDAN! NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CAN X-Y BE MY WITNESS. CAN'T YOU X-Y? YUP!I SURELY DO! (X-Y WROTE THAT!) H\R VAR DET HAJ [ H\R VAR DET H[ [ H\R VAR DET GLADA \LGAR!!! THIS TUNE SOUNDS A BIT LIKE NITZER EBB HAVE DONE IT! NITZER WHO? NITZERGRUBEN SCHMACKERS! YEA,LET ME SPEAK GERMAN! GUTEN TAG ALLES GUTEN HEMMOR]IDEN! ICH BIN EINE KLEINE HUNGRICH HACKER! ICH LIEBEN DIE SMACH AV KNACKWURST! (I CAN'T SPEAK GERMAN LIKE THE GERMANS JUST NOTICED.)  I JUST PUT THE TAPE RECORDER ON! LET'S SEE WHAT IT PLAYS!  AHH,ART OF NOISE'S UNDER THE WASTE. X-Y'S LITTLE BROTHER REFUSES TO GO OUT AND HE DO THE KIND OF NOISES YOUR STOMACH DO AT TOILETS AND AT NOBELPARTIES! NOW HE WENT OUT AND WITH HIM THE FARTY SOUNDS! GOOOOD.     SJU LAXAR I EN LAXASK. OSCAR IS ROCKING GREAT RIGHT NOW! ROCKING'N'ROLLING! X-Y IS SO ASOCIAL A MAN CAN BE. HE JUST SITS THERE READING PAPERS AND SHUTTING UP. TODAY WE SAW A MOTION PICTURE CALLED "BODY COUNT". IT HAD SOME SPATTS BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR OUR TASTE. F]RRESTEN, OM DU \R SVENSK OCH TYCKER SOM VI ATT VIDEOV[LDET SKALL KUNNA BETITTAS AV DE SOM VILL SE DET S[ SKRIV I DIN DEMO "BEVARA VIDEOV[LDET" ELLER R\TT OCH SL\TT "BVV" . OM JAG SKULLE SE DET SKULLE MITT HJ\RTA FYLLLAS AV GL\DJE! THAT SWEDISH MESSAGE WAS SWEDISH AND WAS DIRECTED TO THE SWEDES SO I WON'T EXPLAIN IT ON ENGLISH (OR MY PERFECT GERMAN). X-Y DIDN'T LIKE HIS FANTOMEN ABOUT DEVILS ADVENTURES! HE HATED THE DECKARN]T MOST BECAUSE IT WAS INTELLIGENT! AND THERE WAS NOTHING INTERESTING ON FANTOMEN TALAR EITHER. NOW I'M TALKING TO MORPHEUS AT THE PHONE. HE HAS SOME DEMOS GOING ON AND HE WANTS MUSIC. MORPHEUS TALKED ABOUT BOBS,SCROLLS,BRICKS,MARMOR AND ALOTTA OTHER THINGS THAT I COULDN'T GET HOLD OF!!!! X-Y WAS GIVEN LOGOWORK AND FONTWORK AND IT'LL PROBABLY BE A DEMO SOONER OR LATER. BUT ONLY HEAVEN WILL KNOW THAT........BYE,BYE.........(CP?)...........                                                



WARNING!WARNING! IF THIS TUNES NAME ISN'T "BAJSA" THE CENSORSHIP OF SUNBUZZ HAS STRUCK YET ANOTHER BLOW TO THE PEASANTS IN DEADZONELAND. THE NAMES THAT COULD STAND IS "AJSAB" OR "B.A.J.S.A" OR WHATEVER BUT REMEMBER....THE NAME IS "BAJSA". WELL,NOW I SIT IN THE PLACE WHERE NOSTALGIA FINDS ITS WAY TO MY HEART. I'M IN THE FORELLG[RDEN WHERE WE USED TO SIT. THIS PLACE HAS WITNESSED SOME OF OUR HISTORY! HERE LAJBAN GOT INTO DEADZONE! HE MADE HIS DEMO HERE! IT WAS HERE THAT MORPHEUS AND ICEPIC SORT OF SAY HAD A VIVID DISCUSSION WITH SPECTATOR WHICH TURNED OUT IN SPECTATORS EVERLASTING ABSENCE IN DEADZONE! IT WAS HERE WE CHANGED NAME FROM OCTAGON TO DEADZONE (HEJ VI HETER DEADZONE. KUL VA!!!). IT WAS HERE X-Y MADE HIS FIRST ANIMATION! NOW SUNBUZZ,MORPHEUS AND LAJBAN SHOWED UP! EVERYBODY'S HERE EXEPT FOR STARSTRIKER AND TRANZ-X!    I'VE SAVED AND BEEN HOME AND RETURNED AND I'M WRITING THIS 5 HOURS LATER! ICEPIC AND X-Y ARE CORRECTING FONTS AND MORPHEUS IS MAKING A DEMO(OR A GAME) IN CYGNUS? LAIJBAN IS CODING AND SO IS SUNBUZZ. I THINK THIS IS THE SECOND TO LAST SCROLLER AND THAT'S GOOD (I'D GET CP IN OTHERCASE.)! JULLIJULKENJULKEN LAAA? BAJSA MIG I MUNNEN. TJOMME BAJSAR I 50 MHZ! THE TUNE IS OVER AND I'M GOING HOME.........                                                



SNUS \R GOTT MEN MIN \R UTE. THIS "SWINGINDEFENDER" IS SHEMED BY BUDWEISER(ME?). WELL,HELLSBELLS ON YOU AND THIS IS BOOGIEWOOGIE. STORYTELLINGTIME BOYZ AND GIRLZ. NOW, ONCE UPON A TIME A UNGERSVEN CALLED HANS SHEIKE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE LIKE HE ALWAYS WAS. HE RODE GALLANTLY OVER THE FIELDS HEADING FOR KRYLBO,THE CAPITAL CITY IN SVEDALA. BUT SUDDENLY HE SAW A HOBBIT. WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO.THE HOBBIT WAS A STOUT LITTLE FELLOW WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE ASKING HANS ABOUT LIFE IN GENERAL. HANS THREW AN AXE THROUGH THE HOBBITS HEAD AND CONTINUED TO KRYLBO.( HANS IS VERY,VERY BAD AND HE WILL GET HIS PUNISHMENT IN A LATER PART OF THE STORY.). NOW HANS COULD SEE THE MAJESTIC SILOUHETTES OF KRYLBO RISING IN THE HORIZON. (WOULD BE GREAT ON CINEMASCOPE,WOULDN'T IT?) AFTER AN HOUR AND SOME MINDLESS KILLING HE ARRIVED TO KRYLBO. HE RODE SLOWLY INTO THE TOWNS EMPTY STREETS AND STOPPED AT A SALOON. HE ENTERED AND WALKED TO THE BARDESK. A SUDDEN SILENCE FELL OVER THE KRYLBOIANS WHO MOVED THEMSELVES OUT OF HIS WAY. HE ORDERED A "L[DAFULLAVBAJSEXTRAKT" AND SWEPT IT ALL. THE BARTENDER STARED AT HIM BUT HE STARED TO LONG BECAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT HE HAD A BOTTLE SHOVED UP HIS ANUS(DEEP!). HANS LAUGHED LIKE THE NAZIS IN MOVIES. NYANYANYANYAAAAA. BUT THEN, CLINT EASTWOOD ENTERED FOLLOWED BY THE SOUNDTRACK IN THE GOOD,THE BAD AND THE UGLY. (YOU KNOW.AIAIAAAAAA  WE WE WEEEE). HE PULLED UP A WATCH WHICH BEGAN TO PLAY A TUNE. HE REMOVED HIS PONCHO AND HIS GUN FLICKERED FASTER THAN LUCKY LUKES SHADOW. PANG! HANS FELL DEAD DOWN. AND PEACE FELL OVER KRYLBO AND EVERYBODY LIVED HAPPILY TOGETHER UNTIL TUESDAY WHEN RONALD REAGAN BECAME A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AT THE ONLY PUB IN KRYLBO. THE KRYLBOIANS DIED SLOWLY IN PAIN BUT RONALD LIVED HAPPILY IN A FEW YEARS......BYE,BYE..                                                       



HI JUMP,RUBBERDICK!!!! DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE RECOGNIZE THIS? I HAVE MADE IT AND IT'S CALLED "OH,IT'S WARM IN HERE". THIS IS THE SONG THAT I COMPETED WITH IN TROLLH\TTAN'S MUZAKCOMPETITION AND IT WAS THE SELFDECLARED WINNER BUT PEOPLE WAS AGAINST ME JUST BECAUSE MY LONG HAIR AND THEY DECIDED TO PUSH ME DOWN INTO MY SHOES. I'M JUST LYING AND CRYPTOBURNERS PIECE WAS WORTH SOME ATTENTION SO I HAVE TO MAKE A SACRIFICE FOR THIS TIME. ON THE RADIO THERE ARE SOME OLD ORCHESTRA MUSIC WITH A LADY FROM FINLAND TALKING BETWEEN THE SONGS. LIFE IS AWFUL WITH THAT ON THE RADIO. BUT, LAJBAN HAS MOVED TO A NEW APPARTEMENT IN GUSTAVSBERG (YOU KNOW WHERE THEY MAKE THOSE TOILETS.) SO. A BIG OII FOR LAJBAN. OIIIIIIII! HA,THAT WAS FUN. (I HATE THOSE T:S). SUNBUZZ HAS GOT A JOB TO DO FOR COMMODORE TO THE SWEDISH SCHOOLS. IT'S A MEMORY. (YOU KNOW,TURNING A BRICK AND FIND ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE). NOW THE FINNISH LADY TALKS ABOUT DEAD PIANOISTS. DEPRESSING? YES. MORETTI JUST PLAYED. NOW FLUTES. ARRGGHHH!!!!! ROCK'N'ROLL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO LECTURE ABOUT PETER "THE BIG" MILOSLAVSKIJ YOU CAN WRITE TO X-Y BECAUSE NOW HE HAS BEGUN TO WORK ON IT. (IN SOME OTHER SCROLL ON THIS DISK WE ASKED FOR HELP,NOW WE'RE GVING IT. SOME PEOPLE WE ARE,HEIN?) JUST ONE THING,X-Y ISN'T QUITE SURE ABOUT THE SURNAME. (I THINK HE'S A LITTLE BIT STUPID.) WHO CARES ANYWAY? IT'S HIS HEADACHE IF HE'S STUPID OR CP? GREAT!! X-Y MAYBE IS CP. IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR BUSINESS. BUT IF SO WAS THE CASE HE WOULD BE SCREAMING AND DROOLING AND NOT BE ABLE TO TALK NORMALLY BUT HE'D SAY "UU\\\...HUUUND!!\\\\!" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO HE PROBABLY ISN'T CP AFTER ALL. NOW IF YOU HAVE A CP-BROTHER DON'T BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? NO SOFT FEELINGS. DO ANY OF YOU USE OUR SCROLL-CONVERTER? YOU MUST BECAUSE IT'S SIMPLY THE BEST ON THE MARKET. THE ONE EXISTING (WHICH WE DISCOVERED AFTER THE RELEASE OF OURS.) IS WORSE (S\MRE!) THAN OURS. NO SOFT FEELINGS. I THINK I'LL GO HOME AND CONVERT SOMETHING LATER ON. MAYBE A ADVENTURE GAME OR SOMETHING. YOU CAN CONVERT FOR EXAMPLE DP3 OR DIR OR A DEMO (IF YOU HAVE THE MEGS AND WILL?) I DON'T! (THE WILL) VIOLINS ON THE RADIO RIPS MY INTRAILS APART. GOSH. BLOODY HECK IT'S REALLY BAD! UURRGGHH!!!!.....I DIEEEEEEE.........(BYE).......                                                      



OOEEEY! THIS SCROLLTEXT JUST DISAPPEARED!!!!! HOW? BECAUSE X-Y AND SUNBUZZ ARE STUPID! (WELL,I'M STUPID TOO). SUNBUZZ LIKES FASTKLIMAX! THIS IS A POTPURRI WITH CAROLA,MOZART,LUDWIG VAN,JARRE,BONEY M,A BUNCH OF FYLLOS AND MORE....! I WANT MY COFEE! MOVING YOUR MOUSE IN CIRCULAR MOVEMENTS MAKE YOUR DOG SCREAM! IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTS TELLING ME HOW MUCH I HAVE STOLEN YOUR CRUNCHER YOU'LL FIND THE NUMBER IN THE FIRST SCROLLIE! CALL ME! YOU CALL ALL THE OTHER DZ-MEMBERS (AND THEN YOU TAPE IT! I LIKE THAT ONE! SEND ME A COPY! I'LL PAY YOUR LOTS! ) FJOMPE IS MEZZING WITH MY HEAD! THE ZIPPO IS DEAD! LONGLIVE THE ZIPPO! NOW ICEPIC RETURNED FROM WONDERLAND TO JOIN US FOR A MINUTE! NOW I HAVE GOT MY COFEE! WOW!WOW!WOOOOOW! I FEEL A SORROW IN MY HEART THAT CEAS-CIAO-VIUR IS DEAD! UHUHUUUUUH! ON NEW YEARS EVE WE HAD SOME FUN! JONTE THREW UP! X-Y THREW UP! CRICKO THREW UP! GEZET THREW UP! I DIDN'T THREW UP BUT I WISH I DID CAUSE I MET AN ATARI LOVER! HE WAS A FITTA! HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD MASCARA IN HIS FACE! HE JUST TALKED ABOUT BEAST,HIS FRIEND AND RED SECTOR! I HATE HIM !!!!!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER HIMSELF JUST A SAMPLER! OTHERWISE MY FIRST HOURS IN THE NEW DECENNIUM FLOATED ON ALLRIGHT WITH UGLY GIRLS! LAST YEAR I HAD MORE FUN! BUT.MAN HAR INTE ROLIGARE \N VAD MAN G]R SIG! JENS THREW UP TOO! WELL,NOW THE MUSIC SHOULD BE OVER SO I JUST GO AND SHIT AS WELL.......BYE,BYE..........                                                



PEACE EVERYBODY!!!!   THIS LITTLE BUNCH OF NOTES IS CALLED "ROGGIES ADVENTURES" IS REALLY OLD BUT THE GUITAR IN THE BEGINNING IS MY BROTHERS WORK!!!!! LET HIM SPEAK FOR IT!BONJOUR MES AMIS ! THIS IS PROXIMA SPEAKING. A WORD TO  ***CENSURED***  :YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE.CAN'T HELP THAT WE WERE BORN MUSICIANS,ME AND MY BROTHER.A WORD TO BAS ON THE MINDA SYSTEM. DON'T MESS WITH MY ACCOUNT BOY ! NOW I'M GOING BACK TO MY AT-286 AND MAKE SOME CHOP SUEY. HI,BUDWEISER'S BACK!!!! I THINK YOU'VE FIGURED OUT BY NOW THAT ***CENSURED*** AIN'T ONE OF MY BROTHERS FAVOURITES!!!! BUT AS I'M AGAINST CENSORSHIP AND FASCISM I HAVE TO LET IT STAND THERE!!!!!! (SUNBUZZ DIDN'T)   DEADZONE HATES NOBODY. MY BROTHER DO! (WELL,M[NS IS RATHER UGLY!)(AND ERRMM... PWRDRV AND STARSTRIKER HAS SOMETHING IN LUVEN P[ VARANDRA!!!!) MY BROTHER DOESN'T LIKE MY MUSIC EITHER. MY BROTHER DOESN'T LIKE OUR CAT!!  MY BROTHER IS ASOCIAL!!!  MY CAT HAS PISSED ON THE RUG IN THE LIVING ROOM AGAIN!! I'LL HAVE TO KILL IT ONE DAY!MON OCT 02 11:42:35 1989! LOOK,MY CLOCK DON'T WORK!!!!!! MON OCT 02 11:43:10 1989 JUST LOOK AT IT!!!!!!! ONCE MORE MON OCT 02 11:43:25 1989 YOU SEE???? AAHH,PROOST! SOON I'LL GO TO POSTEN AND TJ\NA MITT LEVEBR]D! SOON IT'S X-MAS. X-Y'S HERE. MY ROOM LOOKS LIKE HELL! I'M WRITING WITH MY RIGHT HAND. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO IN MY LIFE. (I WANNA ROCK!). I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE MORE TIME MON OCT 02 11:46:21 1989 VAD S\GER DI? DI S\GER :HEJ [ H[ VAD DET G[R. VEM ]R DI? DI \R EN POJKE H\R P[ TRE V[RAR. FATTAR DI? DI FATTAR MASSOR.MASSOR MYCKET! X-Y'S READING A MAG (LIKE HE ALWAYS DO WHEN IT GETS BORING!). NOW I HAVE TO SET A RULLE ON THE RULLTEXT CAUSE I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE VERY,VERY SOON! THERE'S A PKK-BOMB IN MY UNDERWEAR THAT ONLY CAN BE DISARMED WITH COLD! NOISETRACKER STANDS FOR DRUGS!!!!! IF YOU READ "L SONG","S SONG" AND "D SONG" DOWNWARDS IT STANDS LSD AND THAT'S NOT TO GOOD BECAUSE YOU GET FAT BY LSD. REAL FAT! EXTRAORDINARY FAT!!!!! THAT'S NO GOOD IF YOU'RE ON A DIET!!!! LOSE WEIGHT WITH COCAINE!!!!!  PUT THE COCAINE UP YOR ASS. THEN BEND OVER AND SNIFF IT UP! ALL UP! THEN YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ANYTHING AT ALL FOR A TIME. WHEN YOUR NAUSEA PASSES REPEAT FROM STEP 1!     THAT'S ALL...............BAJS,BAJS HA....CP!!!!!        (FOOORS \R GEEEZIT LIVR\DD!!)                                                            



HOLA AMIGOS!!! COMO ESTA?  BIEN!! ESTO CANSION SE LLAMA "ESPANOL DOS O TRES" Y ESTA COMPOSADO DE MI,BUDWEISER!!!!!   SE GUSTAN QUE ESTOY HABLANDO ESPANOL??? SI NEW FRONTIER ESTAN LEENDO ESTA ESCRIBIR QUE TU HAS LEENDO (LISTO?) ESO Y SI TE GUSTA ESTO ESCRIBEN ESO TAMBIEN,POR FAVOR!!!!  NO CREO QUE MI ESPANOL ESTA MUY BIEN PERO CREO QUE TU COMPRENDE MAS O MENOS. LA LLAMA DE ESTA CANSION ES DE MI LIBRO DE ESPANOL!!!!!  " -QUE HAY EN EL BOLSO?" "-BOTELLAS." "-CUANTOS BOTTELLAS?" "-DOS O TRES." "-DOS O TRES?" "-CUATRO."  JAJAJAJAJA ES MUY DIVERTIDO.... PERO,AHORA TENGO QUE TERMINAR....ESCRIBEN A TRANZ-X Y DICE COME TE HAN GUSTADO ESO!!!!!!!......HASTA LUEGO!!!!!!