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DEADLINE PRESENTS ANOTHER MUSIC-DISK!!! READ THIS SCROLL FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! DEADLINE HAS KICKED(!!) OUT A MEMBER!!! RATTLER HAS BEEN KICKED OUT!!! YO RATTLER, HERE ARE 5 REASONS WHY YOU ARE KICKED OUT!!! 1 - ON OUR INTERNAL MEETING, WHEN I(ROBIN HOOD), WAS ASLEEP YOU COPIED MY SOURCE-DISKS (JASON SAW YOU!!!!) (DIE LAMER!!) 2 - YOUR DISK-MAG WAS V E R Y MUCH LIKE HACK-MAG IN DESIGN!!! INFACT ONLY THE COLORS WAS DIFFERENT!!!!!!! 3 - AFTER YOU HAD COPIED THE SOURCE FOR A CRUNCHER, YOU CALLED ONE OF OUR MEMBERS AND TOLD HIM THAT YOU HAD MADE A CRUNCHER!!! 4 - YOU ALLWAYS GO AROUND AND TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE MADE A FILLED-VECTOR ROUTINE, BUT IF ANYBODY ASKS TO SEE IT YOU HAVE, LOST THE DISK, DESTROYED THE DISK OR FORGOT THE DISK AT HOME!!! 5 - YOU CANNOT BEHAVE YOURSELF!!! (I MEAN, YOU BEHAVE AS A 7 YEARS OLD CHILD!!!) BUT ANYWAY WE WISH YOU GOOD LUCK IN JOINING CRUSADERS OR FRAXION (OH YEAH, YOU TOLD US THAT YOU HAD RECIVED OFFERS FROM THEM!!!!)
..........WOZ DIS???? ES IST EINE GROSSE MUSIK-DISKETTONAL !!! OK, LET'S CUT THE CRAP OR MAYBE MOWE THE LAWN. WE IN DEADLINE PRESENT TO YOU OUR MUSIC DISK RELEASED(WE HOPE) THIS YEAR! AS YOU MAY NOT HAVE GUESSED, THIS IS DEXTER GETTING DOWN (THAT'S ORIGINAL!) BESIDE ME SITS THE ONE AND ONLY DR. !??!! . . KILLROY? IS THAT YOU? I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU FOR AT LEAST 17.6 SECONDS NOW!! SO, WHAT'S YOUR COMMENT ON THIS PROGRAMNME? WELL FOR STARTERS, MY NAME IS NOT DR. !??!! . . BUT KILLROY (YEAH, HI MUM!) AND I WANT TO PUT A MISUNDERSTANDING RIGHT !! AS YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN, THIS TEXT STARTS IN GERMAN... (WELL, MAYBE NOT PERFECTLY GOOD GRAMMAR, BUT W H O THE FUCK CARES??) WE'RE NOT GERMAN, WE ARE PROUD NORWEGIANS (AND VERY PROUD TOO !!) OK, I (DEXTER) KILLED KILLROY ON THIS VERY MOMENT JUST TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT (NORWEGIAN: OKSEDRITT) DEADROY GOT KILLED, PITY 'BOUT THAT.... (DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO FUCK WITH MY NAME AGAIN, DEXTER, OR I'LL HAVE TO FUCK YOU...) LUCKY I'M OVER 16 THEN(DEXTER).OK I'LL NOW TRY TO WRITE SOME SERIOUS FRENCH: VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI? HA! ASK YOUR MOTHER WHAT THAT MEANS. OH, BY THE WAY! YOU HAVE TO BE MAD READING THIS SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU COULD BE OUT KILLING COMMIES! JE M'APPELLE DEXTER ET J'HABITE A SKJETTEN, NORWAY (THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE GRAMMATICLY CORRECT, BUT WHO CARES! I GOT 3 ( C ) IN FRENCH!! I'LL NOW GREET MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE FRIEND: ....(NO SHIT EH?) JAN P(IKK) SYSE, ALSO CALLED: MR. BEAN, DICKHEAD, SHITFACE, GRAUTTRYNE. THE DEAD KILLROY HAS NOW STOOD UP FROM THE FLOOR TO EXECUTE HIS VENGEANCE... BEHOLD PARADISE, KILLROY IS BACK TO KILL DEXTER. NOOOO... JUST JOKING.. I'M NOW GOING OVER TO SERIOUS STUFF. SCHOOL! $!?$#!?? STOP HITTING ME DEXTER. I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE ABOUT SCHOOL. PUT YOUR CHAINSAW BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!! OKAY... STORY TIME I (KILLROY) IS NOW GOING TO TELL YOU A VERY DRY JOKE... AN AEROPLANE HAD JUST TAKEN OFF, AND THE CAPTAIN WAS ON THE SPEAKERSYSTEM, WISHING EVERYBODY WELCOME ABOARD AND ALL THAT KIND OF THINGS. WHEN HE WAS FINISHED DOING THIS HE FORGOT TURNING OFF THE MICROPHONE, AND AFTER A WHILE, HE AND THE CO.PILOT WAS CHATTING ALONG. THE CAPTAIN SAID: AHHH, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME NOW... ALL I MISS IS A BEER AND A PUSSY ! A FLIGHT-HOSTESS HEARD THIS AND SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD TO TELL THEM THAT THEY HAD FORGOTTEN TO TURN OFF THE MICROPHONE. SHE RAN DOWN THE CORRIDOR, BUT SUDDENLY A MAN GRABBED HER ARM AND SAID: HEY, DON'T FORGET THE BEER... I TOLD YOU THE JOKE WAS VERY BAD... BUT DEXTER AND ROBIN HOOD LAUGHED THEIR HEADS OFF, (AND I MEAN IT) THEIR HEADS ARE NOW LYING ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S A BLOODY (BOKSTAVELIG TALT) MESS HERE NOW... RIGHT NOW WE'RE HEARING SOME FUCKING BAD SWEDISH SONGS ON THE RADIO! WELL, NOT NOW ANYMORE... WELL, JUST TO FILL OUT THIS SCROLL, I (DEXTER) WILL NOW GREET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE IN THE SCENE: THE 8TH SENSE OF MOTION. GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND I WILL BY THE WAY SEND YOU THIS MUSIC DISK AS SOON AS IT'S FINISHED!! ANOTHER HELLO GOES TO HEATBEAT/REBELS. THANKS FOR YOUR SENDING. I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO SPREAD YOUR MODULES BEFORE THEY ARE RELEASED. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU SENT ME SOME SAMPLES NEXT TIME... NEXT AND FINAL GREETING GOES TO OMEN OF VIOLENCE: THANKS FOR YOUR SENDING. COOL SAMPLES! BY THE WAY, I'LL CALL YOU SOME DAY WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT SCHOOL!! BY THE WAY! IF YOU ARE A TRACKER AND WANT TO SWAP SOME SAMPLES AND YOUR OWN MAKINGS, THEN CONTACT ME ON: (GET YOUR PEN AND PAPER).......TAARNBYVEIEN 311 2013 SKJETTEN IN NORWAY OF COURSE!!! ANYBODY FEEL LIKE WRITING???????? NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING, I FEEL LIKE SHIT... DEXTER IS FED UP WITH WRITING IN THIS SCROLLER NOW, SO KILLROY IS TAKING OVER. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GREETINGS FROM ME, YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT HERE. IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME FOR SWAPPING MODULES AND SOUNDS, THEN WRITE TO: KILLROY OF DEADLINE LARS W. LIND OLE BULLSGT.38 2000 LILLESTR0M NORWAY NO NORMAL SWAPPING, PLEASE. I'VE ENOUGH CONTACTS ALREADY, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BOTH WRITE TO MORE CONTACTS AND MAKING MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME... ROBIN HOOD STRIKES THE KEYS NOW... I JUST WANNA WRITE SOME FEW BYTES OF WISDOM(TODAY'S BIG JOKE!) I AM REALLY SORRY FOR THIS BIG DELAY OF THIS MUSIC-DISK. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED THREE WEEKS AGO!!! AND THE WORST THING ABOUT IT, IS THAT I HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE FOR THE DELAY!!! DID YOU NOW THAT THE EARTH ARE RIGHT NOW BEING FORCED INTO A BLACK HOLE??? THE EARTH ARE MOVING WITH A SPEED OF 1000 KM/S RIGHT NOW!!! THE EARTH WILL 'HIT' THE BLACK HOLE IN ABOUT 1500000000 YEARS FROM NOW!!! AND WORST OF ALL, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS!! BUT SINCE LIFE CONTAINS SO FEW GIGABYTES OF TIME(?), I JUST QUIT THIS SCROLLER RIGHT NOW... PRESS LEFT MOUSE BUTTON TO QUIT!!!
YOU HAVE FINALY REACHED THE END
OF THIS MUSIC-DISK.
WE HOPE YOU HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME
WATCHING THIS.
THIS MUSIC DISK WAS PRODUCED BY
DEADLINE IN 1991!
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND THE DISK!
MANY OF YOU MAY WONDERING WHO
DEADLINE ARE?
WELL, LET'S TELL YOU A STORY THEN!
SOME TIME AGO THERE WAS 4 DIFFERNT
GROUPS
FANTASY - MEGAEXPO -THEATRE - UNIT ONE
AND ONE DAY, THEY REALIZED THAT THEY
NEEDED TO JOIN EACH OTHER!!!
NICE STORY. EHH....
(SORRY, BUT THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE A STORY, ONLY TO TELL YOU HOW
DEADLINE WAS FORMED...)
AND NOW THE CREDITS PART
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ALL CODING BY: ROBIN HOOD
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ALL DESIGN & GRAPHICS BY: JASON
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ALL MUSIC BY: TDK
JASON
DEXTER
KILLROY
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ALL TEXT TYPING BY: DEXTER
KILLROY
ROBIN HOOD
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AND NOW A COMERCIAL BREAK!!!
THE SEQUAL TO STRANGER MUSIC-DISK BY
FANTASY, IS DUE TO BE RELEASED SOON.
SO IF YOU WANT YOUR MODULE ON THE
DISK, PLEASE WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS:
JASON OF DEADLINE
GLOSTRUP VN 107
2013 SKJETTEN
NORWAY
IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT DEADLINE FOR
SWAPPING THE WRITE TO:
MARTIN STORKSON
NYSETERNESET 30
5415 LITLABO
NORWAY
IF YOU WANNA COME TO OUR PARTY IN THE
AUTUMN, THEN JUST WRITE TO US!!!