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WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAMAGE PRODUCTION, THIS TIME CALLED TEXT-TRO. HERE ARE THE CREDITS: 24 HOUR CODE BY
SCHITZO AND CASE/DAMAGE UK MUSIC BY THUNDERBOLT/DAMAGE UK LOGO BY TANC/DAMAGE UK A QUICK MESSAGE FROM CASE
AND SCHITZO TO MICROLITE - HOPE THIS ISNT TOOOOO LAME FOR YA AND SEE YOU SOON!!! RIGHT THIS IS MICROLITE HERE,
FIRSTLY SOME POINTS ABOUT THIS SMALL INTRO. I (MICROLITE) AM FULLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS INTRO, IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING
TO SAY ABOUT THIS, THEN CAN YOU PLEASE SAY IT TO ME. THIS DOES NOT CONCERN ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF THE GROUP, I AM DOING
THIS OF MY OWN ACCORD, AND THEREFORE TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. THIS INTRO IS ONLY AN EXCUSE TO HAVE A LAUGH WHEN
TANGO/DESTINY CAME UP TO MY HOUSE, SO IT WAS RUSHED TOGETHER. ..OK THIS IS MICROLITE/DAMAGE UK TYPING HERE, I THINK
I'LL JUST GIVE A FEW MESSAGES OUT........SMALL GREETZ FLY OUT TO THE FOLLOWING KEWL GUYZ (NON SEXIST TERM).....TO ALL
THE MEMBERS OF DAMAGE UK (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND LETS HAVE SOME COOL INTROS MADE NOW...TANGO/DESTINY (WELL THAT'S
A MIGHTY FINE HARD DRIVE YOU'VE GOT THERE BOY, HOW ABOUT LEAVING HERE?).....TANTALUS/DESTINY (THANX FOR THE WARNING
LETTER,I HAVEN'T TOOK YOUR ADVISE,WELL ME AND TANGO BOTH AGREE THAT YOU LOOK 5 YEARS OLD,WEARING THAT TRAFFIC CONE
ON YOUR HEAD IN SR#2.WHERE'S TANGO'S JIFFY???????? GOLLUM IS THE MOST AWSOME PERSON THAT I'VE EVER MET.AND TANGO'S
EVEN GONNA START SWAPPING WITH HIM.) POWERPLEX/FERROX (WELL HOWS LIFE MATE, DID YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT IN FERROX
NO MORE? I DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND YOUR LETTER.) MR BITE/THE EVIL FORCES (WHEN ARE YOUR GROUP GONNA RELEASE ANOTHER
INTRO? I HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH FROM YOUR CREW LATELY.) GHOST/DIMENSION X (HOWDY JAMES, WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN WIN THE
WAR WITH BOB SEEING AS HE'S OUT OF A GROUP.) SLAINE/DIGITAL (HELLO BILL, CAN YOU GET HOLD OF CYBERCON'S PHONE NUMBER
FOR ME?) MDMA/ALARM UK (HELLO DENE, WHERE'S MY JIFFY MATE, NICE PACKET OF RIZLAS BUT SHAME NO GANGE TO GO WITH THEM.)
PHANTOM/EOC 1999 (HI THERE CHRIS, WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW DENTRO, HOPE TO CATCH YOU DOWN AT THE DIGITAL.)
FISH/LSD (G'DAY ANDY, THANX FOR THE LIFT BACK FROM THE QUARTZ PARTY, TELL MARIE THAT SHE MAKES A MEAN POT 'O COFFEE.)
MFD/THE SILENTS (YES I KNOW THAT IT WAS YOU THAT SQUIRTED WASHING UP LIQUID IN MY EARS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AT THE
QUARTZ PARTY. DON'T WORRY MATE I'LL GET YOU BACK, SOMEHOW.) MOZ/LSD (HELLO MATEY, KEEP UP ALL THE COOL SENDS, AND
COULD YOU TRY TO FIT A FEW MORE WORDS ONTO THEM LARGE PIECES OF PAPER?) BRUTUS/END OF CENTURY 1999 (HELLO NATHAN,
WASN'T THE QUARTZ PARTY PHUN? I DON'T THINK THAT BOB WOULD HAVE AGREED WITH US..) ZED/PHOENIX (HELLO DAVE, SHAME THAT
AMP WENT BUT NEVERMIND, I'LL PROBABLY CATCH YOU AT THE DIGITAL SEEING AS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE QUARTZ)
DEATHLOK/DIGITAL (HELLO DEAN, KEEP UP THE KEWL SENDS MATE, HAVE YOU GOT YOUR COPIER YET?)THE FOX/SLIPSTREAM (HI ALAN,
TELL MAGGIE THAT SHE'S A FINE JIFFY FILLER) THE SHADOW MASTER/LUNATICS (HI SIMON, NO WORRIES ABOUT EH D'LAY BUT I'D
CALL 8 MONTHS A BIT LONG) HORNET/INDI (HI CRAIG, THANX FOR THE PHONE CALL, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD GET SOME WELLIES
AND A DUFFLE COAT) STEINAR/ALCHEMY (HELLOOOO KEITH, WHERE'S MY FUCKING JIFFY YOU MAD CUNT.?) ADEC/INTENSE (HOWZ LIFE
IN THE NEW CREW MATE ? HOPE ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU.) MASTERMIND/INDI (HELLO MATE, WELL SOZ ABOUT THE NEWS BUT I'M SURE
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND) RIGHT THEN I THINK I'LL HAND THE HONOURS OVER TO TANGO OF DESTINY WHO IS SAT HERE THINKING HOW
BORING IT IS WATCHING, SO I'LL SEE YA ALL IN A BIT....... HIGH M8YS! IT'S THAT ORANGEY TYPE DUDE TAPPING AWAY ON THE
KEYS. I'M DOWN (OR UP?) AT MICROLITE'S HOUSE AND INTEND TO TYPE UNTIL I DROP SO IF YOU THOUGHT MICROLITE WAS BORING
YOU AIN'T SEEN NUFFIN' YET! LIGHTNING QUICK GREETS BOUNCE OUT TO THE FOLLOWING WIBBLY PEEPS.... STEVE LUMB IS A WANKER
WITH NO WILLPOWER AND COULDN'T EVEN LAST 4HRS WITHOUT A CIGGIE. SAD INNIT? OH WELL IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, STEVE IS
ACTUALLY MICROLITE THE ORGANIZER OF DAMAGE UK AND A VERY GOOD MATE OF MINE SO IF YOU DIDN'T GUESS THAT FIRST BIT IS
ONLY FOR A LAFF. NO-ONE START A WAR OVER IT (HA HA HA).MICROLITE OF DAMAGE UK.... LONG? BLOND? YOU'VE GOT YOUR
MEASUREMENTS SCREWED UP. YOUR HAIR IS LITERALLY CROP SHORT! IF I REMEMBER YOU ALSO SAID YOU HAD A LONG DICK. MAYBE
YOU OUGHT TO MEASURE IT AGAIN. CYLON OF DIMENSION-X.... I HOPE THAT PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH YOUR NAN ISN'T A REGULAR
PAST-TIME OF YOURS. YOU DON'T DO TRAIN SPOTTING AS WELL OR WEAR A DUFFLE COAT DO YOU? VENOM OF DESTINY.... I HOPE
YOU'LL 4GIVE ME FOR GOING AWAY TO THAT <CAMP>. I'M DOWN AT MICROLITE'S HOUSE NOW SO AM I FORGIVEN? THUNDERBOLT OF
DAMAGE UK.... YOUR MUSIC IS PRETTY SAD. HEH HEH. ONLY KIDDING ANT, YOUR TUNES ARE REALLY GOOD. FANCY DOING ME SOME
TUNES FOR MY AWESOME TYPE TANGO PACKS? (BLOODY FREE ADVERTISING OR WHAT! -MIC-)KIWI OF DESTINY.... LOVED YOUR CODE
FOR SATANIC RITES BUT WAS IT AS GOOD AS HAVING YOUR ROOM FILLED WITH BALLOONS? HA HA HA. MINT SAUCE OF DIMENSION-X....
HOWDO OLD BEANIE! YOU HAVE THE BEST HANDWRITING I'VE EVER SEEN. NOT! SPUD OF DESTINY.... WHERE'S MY SOURCE-CODE PETE?
I WANT THAT HI-RES MENU NOW!!!! HYDLIDE OF QUARTZ.... COME ON 4-D. WHERE'S THOSE MODULES YOU PROMISED FOR MY MENUS?
MICHAEL OF END OF CENTURY 1999.... YO MIKEY SEND DOWN SUM OF YOUR MODULES FOR ME. PLEASE? ICEBREAKER OF DESTINY....
VENOM GAVE ME YOUR TUNEZ SO I'VE USED THEM! NO OJECTIONS EH? TWILIGHT OF DIGITAL.... HI LEE, JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
AAAARRRRGGGHHH SPLAT! SNAFFLE IS STILL THE BEST WORD KNOWN TO MAN. MAYBE I'LL COME UP (FNARR FNARR) AND VISIT YOU?
NARC OF DESTINY.... HOWDY DOODY KIREM. I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER, SO GET ONE OF MY PACKS AND VOICE ME MATEY!
MR MELLONS.... JAMBO JAMBO DAVE HOPE THE PUB ALTERATIONS WENT OKAY. NOW YOU'VE GOT NO EXCUSE TO INVITE ME TO YER
PLACE FOR A FEW DAYS! BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID................ SHADOW OF DUAL CREW.... GLAD YOU GOT THE JOB YOU
WENT FOR ADAM ALL THE BEST DUDE. GOLLUM OF DAMAGE UK.... MAYBE I WILL SWAP WITH YOU. WRITE ME A SAMPLE LETTER
(PREFERABLY WITH DISKS) AND IF IT'S LONG THEN THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I'LL START M/TRADING WITH YA. AND NOW A FEW
LINES DEVOTED TO THE TERMINALLY COOL GROUP CALLED PLASMA:- HAMMER - MANAGER.... GREETS ADAM. CONGRATS ON THE KID.
I HOPE YOU NAMED HER LUCY(FER). THOR - GFX MAN.... PAUL YOU PISSER! MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN AT THE DIGITAL PARTY.
MASTER OF PUPPETS - SWAPPER.... (FROM MICROLITE) HELLO CRAIG, NICE TO HEAR THAT YOU GOT THE DRIVE BACK, I'M GLAD
THAT I COULD HELP YOU OUT, I'LL HOPEFULLY MEET YOU AT THE DIGITAL.CATCH YOU LATER MATE.SPECIAL GREETINGS TO THE
FOLLOWING LAME PEOPLE ARE INTENDED DIRECTLY AT <THAT> PERSON AND HAS NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER WITH THEIR GROUP AS
I (TANGO) DON'T WANT A WAR (YET....). NARCOTIX OF QUARTZ - YOU ARE A LAMER. A THREE MONTH DELAY AND YOU STILL OWE
ME TWO JIFFYS! I'LL TAKE NO SHIT ABOUT PARCELS GETTING LOST IN THE POST EITHER. YOU'VE GOT MY PHONE NUMBER SO USE IT
AND APOLOGISE YOU ARSEHOLE! COBRA OF SHEEP SHAGGERS - HO HO HO YOU ALWAYS WERE AN ANIMAL'S MAN (BOY?) WEREN'T YOU?
EL MINSTER - DID YOU TRY TO BREAK UP DESTINY? THAT WAS A BIT DAFT WASN'T IT? CRYTON OF APOCALYPSE - YOU ARE A LLAMA
SHAGGING LAMER. YOUR PACKS SMELL OF POO AND YOU COULDN'T CON A PIECE OF POPCORN OUT OF A DISK. INSULT ME BACK WITH
YOUR COOL INTROS WRITTEN IN AMOS HA HA HA HA. INDEX OF CRIME DEVILS UK - I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN GIVING MICROLITE A
BIT OF SHIT LATELY. APOLOGISE AND I WON'T PISS ON YER CHIPS. DON'T AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS (OR SEND COBRA ROUND).
SLAGGING TIME OVER. ANYONE STILL BORED ENOUGH TO READ THIS? IF YOU ARE IN ONE OF THE FOLLOWING GROUPS, GET IN TOUCH
(UK ONLY AT THE MO'):- LSD DIGITAL ANARCHY (PRETTY PLEASE?) DELICIOUS-DESIGNS END-OF-CENTURY-1999 SANITY
PHOENIX TRSI ALCATRAZ PURE-METAL-CODERS EVERYONE IN OTHER GROUPS ARE WELCOME TO CONTACT ME FOR *FRIENDSHIP*
SWAPPING BUT THESE ARE THE ONLY GROUPS I CAN REMEMBER SO NO OFFENCE TO OTHER GROUPS. IN A BLATANT BID FOR PUBLICITY
HERE COMES MY TELEPHONE NUMBER 0 7 0 4 7 6 9 1 5 DID YOU GET ALL THAT? I DIDN'T THINK SO.... HERE IT COMES
AGAIN! 0 7 0 4 7 6 9 1 5 ASK FOR DAVID. I SWAP FOR FRIENDSHIP AND LONG LETTERS. I DON'T LOOK FOR TROUBLE BUT IF
SOMEONE IS PULLING MY PISSER I'LL GIVE 'EM SOME CRAP BACK. FAIR ENOUGH? LOOK OUT FOR MY AWESOME <TANGO PACKS> AND
COLLECT THEM! THINK OF THEM AS THOUGH THEY WERE FOOTBALL '86 CARDS. YOU SWAP AND COLLECT WITH YER MATES. ANOTHER
SHAMLESS PLUG IS TO WRITE TO DESTINY WHQ WITH ARTICLES FOR ALL FUTURE EDITIONS OF SATANIC RITES OUR KEWL DISKMAG.
RIGHT, THAT'S MY LOT DONE WITH SEE YOU IN MY OWN INTROS!!!!!! HELLO AGAIN, THIS IS MICROLITE SPEAKING ONCE
MORE..RIGHT THEN I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME ALL OUR NEW MEMBERS TO OUR GROUP..THEY ARE:- WIZOID...SCIHITZO...CASE...
O-S-D...JUBAL SLICK...CARROT...MISTA ARE...GOLLUM...DETINATOR... SO HERE IS THE COMPLETE MEMBERS LIST...MICROLITE/ORGANIZER
....WIZOID/ORGANIZER....THE FINK/CODER ORGANIZER....O-S-D/CODER....JUBAL SLICK/CODER....CASE/CODER/MUSICIAN....
BUSHBABY/MUSICIAN ORGANIZER....THUNDERBOLT/COOL MUSICIAN.... DETINATOR/MUSICIAN/MAIL-TRADER....SCHITZO/GFX
ORGANIZER/CODER/MAIL-TRADER....TANC/GFX ARTIST....FINNY/GFX ARTIST/MAIL-TRADER....GOLLUM/ANSI ARTIST/MAIL-TRADER
....CARROT/MAIL-TRADER.... I WELCOME ALL THE NEW MEMBERS TO THE GROUP AND I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY...ALSO
A BIG WELCOME TO OUR NEW SWEDISH DIVISION...TMC/SYSOP/MODEM-TRADER/MUSICIAN/MAIL-TRADER.......CONTACT ADDRESSES
ARE AS FOLLOWS..... FOR JOINING CONTACT MICROLITE/DAMAGE UK. 121,CLOUGH LANE,MIXENDEN,HALIFAX,HX2 8SN. TEL NO:-
+44 (0)422 246353.(ASK FOR STEPHEN) OR FOR MAIL TRADING.. FINNY/DAMAGE UK,80,CENTRAL DRIVE,BLACKPOOL,LANCS,FY1
5QD. FOR MAIL TRADING.. GOLLUM/DAMAGE UK,15,MELBOURNE CLOSE,KINGSWINFORD,WEST MIDLANDS,DY6 8JH. FOR MAIL-
TRADING.. DETINATOR/DAMAGE UK,58,THROGMORTON ROAD,YATELEY,NR. CAMBERLEY,SURREY,GU17 7FA. FOR JOINING..
WIZOID/DAMAGE UK,2,MOTHERWELL CLOSE,LAMBWATH ESTATE,HULL. FOR MAIL-TRADING.. SCHITZO/DAMAGE UK,57,FELDANE,HULL,
HU6 9AU. FOR AMIL-TRADING.. O.S.D/DAMAGE UK,100,GILDANE,HULL,HU6 9AY. WELL AT THE MOMENT I'M SAT HERE EATING
A 4 HOUR OLD POTATO PANCAKE..TANGO SAYS I'M A DISGUSTING CUNT, BUT HEY! SOMEONE'S GOT TO EAT IT AND GOLLUM'S NOT
AROUND. WELL WE ARE ALSO TALKING TO SOME SLAG ON THE PHONE, SHE'S JUST PISSED ME OFF AS SHE REKONS THAT I SAID SHE
HAD A CREAMY FANNY AND SHE WAS SHITE IN BED. NOT THAT SHE ISN'T BUT I CAN'T TELL HER THAT CAN I... WELL IT'S NOW
SATURDAY MORNING, I'VE JUST WOKEN UP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM, I MUST HAVE FELL ASLEEP HALF WAY THROUGH A SHITE...I
THINK TANGO THINKS I'M A FREAK NOW AS I HAD A NICE PIZZA AND A PACKET OF SALT AND VINEGAR CHRISPS FOR MY BREAKFAST...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BIT IMAGINATIVE CUISINE? TANGO ON THE KEYS FOR A FEW QUICK WORDS. THIS MAN IS SICK!!!! IF HE
EVER OFFERS YOU A MEAT AND POTATO PIE FOR BREAKFAST RUN LIKE BUGGERY. OK MICROLITE BACK ON THE KEYS NOW. WELL LAST
NIGHT WASN'T TOO BAD, I WAS SNORTING CODINE, AND THAT FUCKING PLOD MADE ME LAUGH AND BLOW ALL THE POWDER ALL OVER
THE FUCKING BED, NO, THAT DIDN'T STOP ME. TANGO (AGAIN) ON THE KEYS.... HE LICKED THE FUCKIN' BEDCLOTHES CLEAN OF
POWDER AND THEN SLOBBERED IN THE COKE BOTTLE SO I COULDN'T DRINK ANY OF IT WAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! I HAD TO DRINK
BLOODY MORRISONS' DIET LEMONADE UNTIL THIS MORNING. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE HAS TO SLEEP SOMETIME AND WHEN HE
DOES.... ..MICROLITE BACK ONCE AGAIN, WELL TANGO IS A SILLY TWAT, JUST IMAGINE SLEEPING FACE DOWN ON A PLANK OF
FUCKING WOOD, SAT ON A BONEY CHAIR, (MIND YOU COBRA HAS GOT A BONEY PIECE OF MEAT, AND I'VE HEARD THAT TANGO HAS
BEEN SITTING ON THIS, SO I EXPECT THAT HE'S USE TO IT,HA,HA,HA....)WELL TANGO IS NOW EFFIN AND BLINDING AT ME, (SHUT
UP MATE AND PUT THAT FUCKING TAPE ON.) HO HUM, IT'S TANGO BACK ON THE KEYS SO HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS AS I RECOUNT LAST
NIGHT WHICH WAS BLOODY STRANGE BY EVEN MY STANDARDS.... FIRST OFF, WE GOT A PHONE CALL FROM SOME BIRD LUMMY (THAT'S
MICROLITE TO YOU) HAD SHAGGED IN HIS KITCHEN. IT SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS PROPERLY IN LOVE WITH HIM AS WELL (WHY?) SHE
MUST HAVE BEEN TALKING TO US FOR 3 HOURS OVERALL AND IF LUMMY HADN'T TOLD HER TO FUCK OFF AND PISSED HER OFF WE MIGHT
HAVE STILL BEEN GOING! AFER THE FIRST HOUR THE LOVEBIRDS (HEH HEH) WERE PISSED OFF WITH EACH OTHER SO I ENDED UP
HAVING A TALK TO THIS BIRD FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. WE DIDN'T CARE AS IT WAS HER PHONEBILL SHE WAS RUNNING UP NOT OURS,
SO I JUST CHATTED FOR A FEW HOURS. IN THAT TIME WE MANAGED TO SLIP IN AS MANY <SLAG> AND <KITCHEN> JOKES AS WE
POSSIBLY COULD AND I DON'T THINK SHE TWIGGED AT ALL THE DIZZY COW. IT TOOK HER 10 SECONDS TO THINK OF A <SINGLE>
WORD TO REPLY AND WHEN I ASKED HER ABOUT HER AND LUMMY, SHE WENT OFF FOR A FEW MINUTES. OBVIOUSLY TO WRITE DOWN HER
REPLY AS SHE COULDN'T KEEP THAT MANY WORDS STORED IN HER HEAD FOR THAT LONG!!!!! AFTER SHE FINALLY FUCKED OFF, LUMMY
TRIED TO GET SOME SLEEP BUT ONLY GOT 50 MINS IN THE END TILL I WOKE HIM BY SMASHING MY BONEY CHAIR AGAINST HIS BED.
HE FINALLY DECIDED THAT I COULD HAVE THE BED FOR A BIT AND HE'D GO TO SLEEP ON THE BOG FOR A FEW MINUTES. THIS MAN
IS WEIRD!!!!!! ERM, WE DRUNK A FEW CANS AND THERE'S STILL A FEW LEFT OVER SO WE'LL GET SOME WANK MAGS IN AND A FEW
BIRDS AND HAVE A MINI-ORGY TYPE THING. SOUNDS FUN DOESN'T IT? RIGHT, THAT'S ALL I CAN BE ARSED TO TYPE SO CHERRIO MY
MONSTER MUNCH SHAPED FRIENDS.... ..HELLO 'TIS MICROLITE BACK ONCE AGAIN, WELL I HOPE THAT THE PERSON THAT RECEIVES
THE 5 CRUSHED UP SAUSAGE ROLLS WON'T TAKE TOO MUCH OFFENCE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A RUBBISH BIN IN THE BEDROOM (HE'S LYING!
- TANGO) AND I HAD TO GET RID OF THEM SOMEHOW.....WELL THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY BUT I CAN THINK OF A WORD THAT IS QUITE GOOD.....CHARLTON....DOES IT REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING TANGO????..WELL TANGO'S SAT HERE HAVING A (DIGITAL) ORGASM
OVER MY CLIPPER LIGHTER. I THINK THAT I'LL STICK HIS ARSE IN THE PHOTOCOPIER AND SPREAD IT TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS...
WELL THE LITTLE TWAT HAS JUST SELLOTAPED MY ARMS TO MY SIDE AND MY WRISTS TOGETHER, THEN TO MAKE IT WORSE HE'S PUT
SELLOTAPE OVER MY EYES,AND THE LITTLE CUNT (BIGGER THAN YOU SHORT-ARSE) HAS FUCKED OFF TO THE TOILET.OH SHIT HE'S BACK
AND HE'S JUST TRIED (WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRIED? I DID,I JUST LET YOU GO, THAT'S ALL) SELLOTAPING MY ARMS TO THE COMPUTER
DESK.OH FUCK HE'S YANKING IT OFF. (FNARR,FNARR)...WELL NOT MUCH TIME LEFT AS I'VE GOT TO GO TO MY ATTENDANCE CENTRE,
SO I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH TANGO FOR A FEW HOURS ..RIGHT WERE GONNA LEAVE YA WITH GOLLUM/DAMAGE UK FOR ABOUT 10 SECONDS,
AS HE'LL PROBABLY START WAILING IF WE DON'T INCLUDE HIS SCROLLY .....YEAAAHHH!!! GOLLUM HERE WITH A BIT OF CHAT. IT
IS NOW 11.00 PM AND I HAVE COLLEGE TOMMORROW! AAARRGGGHHH!! THATS LIFE I SUPPOSE! A FEW MESSAGES TO THE FOLLOWING
-SHADES OF DULUX-... SILK/INDEPENDANT - I DONT THINK YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET IN DAMAGE IF YOU KEEP ON
PLAYING UP THE LEADER!!! TRIPPER/DIMENSION X - HIYA MATE! KEEP UP THE COOL CODING AND DONT KEEP MY 50 DISKS
FOR MUCH LONGER!! BY THE WAY, HOW MUCH DID THE PHONE-BILL GO UP BY WHEN I BROUGHT MY MODEM ROUND?? B RATE AT PEAK
TIME? NOT BAD! HEHEHE!! WATCHMAN/LSD - COME ON, LET ME LOOK IN YOUR SECRET DRAWER... PLLEEEEAASSEEEEE. KEEP
UP THE COOL ARTWORK!ZICO/INDEPENDANT - ILL CALL YOU SOON AND MAYBE WE CAN MEET UP AGAIN REAL SOON.......ENEMY/INDEPENDANT
- IF YOU MESS AROUND ONE MORE TIME WHEN YOU COME ROUND MY HOUSE, THEN I WILL PUNCH YOUR NOSE SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT,
THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SMELL YOUR FEET!!! HAHAHA!!! SHADOW/GHOSTBUSTERS - YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TYPED OUT THOSE TOP-
TIPS FROM VIZ MAGAZINE? WELL I STILL HAVE THEM!! LEMME KNOW IF YA WANNA COPY!! SCORPION/GHOSTBUSTERS -
HEY, SEEMS LIKE MICROLITE MAY HAVE A GROUP FOR YOU TO KILL!! HAHAH!! ... WELL THATS ALL FROM ME, AND REMEMBER
THIS... (ESPECIALLY YOU, SCORPION!)... LAMERS CANT WALK WITH THEIR LEGS BROKEN!!! BYEZ DUDEZZZZZ!!!!!
TANGO (YET AGAIN) - YES GOLLUM, A LURVELY SPEECH IF EVER I HEARD ONE, NOW FUCK OFF! HA HA HA HA HA HA! OKEY DOKEY,
BACK TO LUMMY MY CHUMMY WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM HAVING A MEATY SHIT.............................. RIGHT THEN BUDDY'S
I'M FUCKING FREEZING MY BOLLOX OFF HERE, CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET SOME CURRY OR SOMETHING DOWN MY THROAT (COULD COBRA BE
OF ANY ASSISTANCE?) AS LUMMY'S HAVING ORGASMS OVER THE THOUGHT OF COBRA DOIN' THE BIZ, I'LL JUST TELL YOU OUR PRESENT
POSITION SITTING DOWN!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY. WE'VE GOT 10 BOTTLES OF SOME KROUT BEER CALLED ADELSHOFFEN AND IT'S ONLY 3
PER-CENT ALCHOHOL. SO IT'S REALLY CRAP. WE'VE JUST HAD A PHONE CALL FROM THE AWESOME BRUMMY GOING BY THE NAME OF GOLLUM.
HE WAS STANDING IN A PHONEBOX WHICH HAD NO DOOR AND IT STARTED RAINING. UNFORTUNATELY, HE GOT PISSED ON AS THE WIND
BLEW ALL THE RAIN IN. LUCKILY? HIS ANORAK (I JEST YOU NOT) STOPPED HIM FROM GETTING PNEUMONIA. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
NATURE! WELL AT LEAST HIS FEET WON'T GET COLD WITH THOSE LOVELY GREEN WELLIES ON..MY,I WONDER WHY HE WEARS THEM?.WELL
I AM NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF A LOVELY GREEN AND YELLOW ACTION REPLAY III, I THANK TANGO FOR THE PAINT.WELL WERE GONNA
BREAK THIS LOVELY SCROLLY FOR 2 SEC WHILE I GO TO THE TRAIN STATION WITH TANGO,HE'S GOING HOME,,AHH (GET THE FUCKING
VIOLINS OUT)....RIGHT I'M BACK AGAIN AS TANGO IS NOW ON THE 16.01 TRAIN TO MANCHESTER... OK HERE IS A LITTLE PARAGRAPH
FROM BLADEMAN/INDI..HELLO OUTBACK/CYANIDE THIS IS YOUR MATE HERE (HA ,HA ,FUCKING HA.) WELL I'VE HEARD THAT YOU'VE
BEEN SELLING THE LATEST WAREZ, HMM, AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU CALL PEOPLE LAME WHEN THEY SELL WAREZ,(HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH
SELLING WAREZ.? I GET 2.50 PER DISK TO ABOUT 20 LAMERS - MIC).I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'VE GOT THE CHEEK TO CALL DUDES
LAME WHEN YOU DO IT YOURSELF. WELL NUF SAID ABOUT THAT SUBJECT..HAVE YOU HAD A FUCK LATELY ? NO OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T,
YOUR STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN. BUT OF COURSE YOUR STILL A VIRGIN 'COS WOMEN (DON'T YOU MEAN LITTLE GIRLS) DON'T
INTEREST YOU, OR SO YOU SAY. (WHY DON'T YOU GO AND JOIN GOLLUM WITH HIS GREEN WELLIES AND DUFFLE COAT? - MIC) HMM, I
BETTER CUT OUT ALL OF THIS FUCKING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE IN THIS SCROLLY AS OUTBACK DOESN'T SWEAR, SO I HTINK THAT I'LL
KEEP IT SWEAR FREE FOR ALL THE LITTLE KIDS OUT THERE (THAT INCLUDES YOU TANTALUS - MIC) ...WELL OUTBACK, I WOULD TAKE
YOU OUT FOR A DRINK BIT SHOWN UP WHEN I GO INTO A BIG MANS PUB AND ASK FOR A COKE, SO I'LL LEAVE THE DRINK OUT UNTIL
YOU'RE BIG ENUF TO DRINK (OR MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE THE TASTE, TOO STRONG FOR YOU - MIC) SO TELL ME MATE, HOW ARE YOUR
CONTACTS GOING ON THESE DAYS, ALL 7 OF THEM, OR I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (NOT THE MAG) THAT YOU MAY HAVE DOUBLED
THEM BY NOW, WELL AREN'T YOU A BIG LAD, 14 CONTAX, (DO YOU WANT TO JOIN DAMAGE?) FUCKING HELL (OH SHIT, I SAID THAT
NAUGHTY WORD AGAIN..PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM), SO HAVE YOU BEEN LICKING PAZZA'S ARSE LATELY? (NO OFFENCE TO PAZZA AT
ALL) I'M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN'T GIVE HIM YOUR AMIGA YET, OR EVEN BETTER, DEDICATED YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO HIM...I MEAN COME
ON LAD, WHAT SORT OF PERSON IN THIS DAY AND AGE GREASES TO GET INTO FRIENDSHIP WITH SOME DUDE.? A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE
OUT THERE WHO SWAPS WITH THIS DUDE..DON'T LET HIM GREASE FOUND YOUR ARSE, AS HE'S A PRO TOILET SNIFFER, YOU NEVER KNOW,
HE LIKES THE SWEET SMELL OF ARSES, AND WOMEN DON'T INTEREST HIM, AND HE'S STILL A VIRGIN, THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO ONE
THING, YES YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE POPPING IN AND OUT OF YOUR ARSE HOLE. SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DON'T LET HIM NEAR.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I'VE GOT TIME TO SAY THIS TIME AS I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TALK TO A HYPOCRITE LIKE YOU,
SO UNTIL NEXT TIME MATE, F U C K O F F A N D D I E.......SIGNED BLADEMAN...HMM, BLOODY INTERESTING BIT OF TEXT,
I THINK THATS ABOUT IT FOR TODAY,BUT HOPEFULLY A LONGER SCROLLY NEXT TIME,SO I'LL CATCH YOU ALL LATER MY WIERD FRIENDS
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