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 caution!!!! yo have forgotten to copy the scrollfile to this disk called A scrtxt.s A! by the way.., this little sick production was made to lazer E floppy of wizzcat!  ...



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yabbajabbajoik!!! lazer of d-tec is back with another qualitypack!!!
      thiz time i bring you d-pack number...11...!!! thanx to floppy of wizzcat
4 coding this little intro for me!.....song by sick of ?????.........
AAAAAA contact me for swapping hot stuff at this adress:.................lazer 
of d-tec....................korsplassen 52....................3408 tranby......
...............norway.............AAAAAA.........and here comes some special
messages:.......B yo meathead! (meatball) have you still got problems with
saving your "fantastic" (????) pictures on d-paint???????????? (kidding)......
..B jaffo of wizzcat:...yo pal...you are really cool!!..(good luck with your
colourful experience demo!!!).................CCCCCC and now, what about a
joke?!...well lets have some:.........................once upon a time a 
preacher was walking in a beautiful park, with green trees and a calm lake 
with ducks swimming around, and birds chirping. he was trying to think of 
what to say in his next sermon,
when he bumped into the prettiest little 4 year old girl he had seen in his
life. she was skipping and walking her cute little dog. the preacher 
looked down at her and asked her "what is your name little girl ?" she 
replied "my name is daisy..." the preacher then asked "and how did you get
your name daisy ?" she said, "when i was in my mummy's tummy a daisy petal 
fell on her stomach, so she called me daisy." the preacher, impressed, was
inspired by the little girl's innocence and decided to include the story
in his sermon the next morning. then he asked her "what is your sweet little
puppy's name ?" and she replied "piggy." the preacher said "is that because
he eats a lot and has a squiggly tail ?" "no.." she replied "it is because
he fucks pigs!!!!!"......ha,ha,ha!...........now, lets have another one!.....
...........a soldier gets posted to a camp in the middle of a desert.
 after a few weeks he needs a woman, so he asks an old timer at the camp what
they did when they needed a woman. "see that camel on the sand-dune ?" asked
the old timer, "we chase after that camel, catch it and then we ride it...."
"you have got to be joking !" replied the soldier, "you won't catch me doing
that !" so the soldier buggers off. after a few more weeks he really got
desperate, so he decided he would do that everybody else did. he chased the
camel aroun for half and hour, caught it, and then did what he so desperately
needed to do. as he was finishing up he looked around, and all the camp's 
personnel were looking at him queerly. "what's the matter with all of you ?"
he asked. "i am onely doing what you do in times of need !" "we don't do that
!" said one of the spectators disgustingly "we chase the camel, catch it, and
ride it to the whorehouse in town !!!"...............grmpfh!.................
no more jokes for a while now!............................................