HI THIS IS WARLOCK AND GAMMA OF DASH TYPING SOME RADICAL VERBAL BULLSHIT. RIGHT NOW WE ARE FUCKING BORED, AND JUST WAITING FOR THE COMPETITION TO BEGIN. GAMMA IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT, HE IS SINGING BEATLES CLASSICS WHILE HE IS BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL... NOT TO MENTION WARLOCK WHO IS JUST AS HIP AS HIS OLD TOASTER (GEE, IS THIS CRAP?). ANYWAY WE ARE SURE THAT THIS INTRO WILL WIN THE COMPETITION, BECAUSE WE WORKED SOOOOOO HARD ON IT... WELL AT LEAST THE CODER (ARCHON), DID...(DID I???) WARLOCK DID NOT SING A SINGLE CHRISTMAS CAROL AND GAMMA DID NOT BANG HIS HEAD ALL OF THE TIME. THE TIME IS NOW 13.20. AND THERE ARE EXACTLY 100 MINS. TILL COMP.DEADLINE (SAYS WARLOCK, AND HE IS NO NORMAL HUMANBEING.... IM THE FLY.. AND IM SUPERMAN..AT THE SAME TIME... IMPRESSIVE ISNT IT...OH COME ON YOU SILLY FISH... WELL... ONLY ON SUNDAYS... BUT I AM BATMAN THE WHOLE WEEK.. NOW THATSWHY YOU KILLED THE BUTLER. NO THAT WAS THE ROOMMAID. HOW ??.. SHE USED AFEATHERDUSTER.. THAT IS FOR SURE.. NOW THIS TEXT HAS GONE ALL BERSERK..LETS GIVE IT A BREAK. WHAT DO YOU THINK WARLOCK ??.. I DUNNO MY HEAD ISA LITTLE EMPTY AND MY SOCKS SMELLS LIKE YOUR BREATH..TEXT RESTARTS IN 5 SECS.......NOW DID YOU BELIVE THAT??.. AT LEAST I DIDNT, I AM WRITING UNTIL MY FINGERS FALL OFF. WARLOCK IS LYING ON THE FLOOR PUKING ALL OVER THE PLACE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER MENTALLY DECEASED PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY TEXT RESTARTS IN 5 SECS. (AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME) COUNTDOWN.........5..........4.........3.......EH???.....6.....9....1....32... EH..ZERO.... NOW..... JUST IN A MOMENT... IN A FEW SECONDS...... I THINK IT IS TIME NOW...BE READY ..........YES NOW......GAMMA AND WARLOCK OF DASH, SIGNING OFF...
CREDITS
MUSIC BY
WARLOCK
GRAPHICS BY
GAMMA
CODE BY
ARCHON
GREETINGS TO
EVERYBODY...
THAT OWNS
AN AMIGA