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VISIT BABYLON!                               HAVE A FREE TRIP TO THE HELL!                              SPEND A WEEKEND WITH THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!                              AND FINALLY,          HAVE A LOOK AT CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS AND THE KEEPER OF THE HOLY GRALE!                                EXPERIENCE STRANGEST FEELINGS - AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE A PICTURE OF  !!! MYZATAPORI !!!  TAKE PART IN THE HISTORICAL MOVEMENT THE MANIACS INTRODUCED - AND YOUR IMAGINATIONS WILL TAKE CONTROL...                 WE'LL TAKE YOU TO --- THE STATION --- MANY LIGHTYEARS FROM HOME...                      MADNESS TAKES IT'S PLACE... OVERLORD X, MASTER OF DESASTER IS BACK! YO! DICKHEADS AND FELLAS GET LOOSE NOW! YEAH WE'RE HAVING OUR USUAL COMA-MEETING AND IT'S SOOO FUNNY 'COS WE'RE READING SOME GARY LARSON CARTOONS! WELL, SUCKERS THIS IS A DOPE-JAM! TMC IS HACKING ON MY SYNTH... AAAHH, UUAARRHH IT'S SO TERRIBLE TO LISTEN TO IT! LOOK OUT FOR OUR MUSIC-DISK CALLED "HYSTERIA" A WHOLE DISK FULL WITH MUZAX BY OVERLORD X!!! (IT WILL BE RELEASED IN A WEEK!) O.K., SEE YA LATER PALS!               STAY COOL, DON'T GET MAD, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT AND WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT LEVEL OF FUTURISTIC SCROLLTEXT-DESIGNS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY, THE "UNBEATABLE", THE IMPRESSING TOMCAT OF CPS. SOME SILLY NOISES ARE PRODUCED BEYOND MY NECK, WHERE ATR IS READING THE CARTOON AND I CAN TELL YOU HE REACTS LIKE A FOOL IF HE GETS THE MEANING OF THOSE NICE PICCIES.   OVER TO ANOTHER THING: I HOPE OLX' DOG WILL COME SOON. I REALLY LOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT ON FOUR LEGS. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT OVERLORD'S WE ENTERED HIS ROOM AND WERE WELCOME BY A NICE BARKING-CONCERT. GOD, THIS CRAPPY ANIMAL IS SUCH A RENE KOLLO OF DOGS. SUCH A NICE VOICE BUT THE REPEAT FACTOR IS MUCH TOO HIGH. IT WOULD NOT STOP, IT WENT ON AND ON 'TILL OLX CAME IN AND KICKED THIS CREATURE OUT OF HIS ROOM. BUT NOT ENOUGH, IT JUMPED ON THE DOORKNOB AND TRIED TO ENTER THE ROOM AGAIN, BUT WHEN THE DOOR WAS HALF OPENED OVERLORD KICKED IT AND THE PARASITE WAS SMASHED TO THE WALL ON THE SIDE OF THE CORRIDOR (AND HELL, THAT ONE WAS TWO METERS AWAY). THE BITCH LAY ON HER BACK WHIMPERING AND NOW OVERLORD WENT FOR THE FINAL STRIKE. HE GRABBED HER TAIL AND THREW HER TO THE FLOOR. AGAIN AND AGAIN, UNTIL THE DOG WAS ONLY A PIECE OF RED, SLIMY MEAT. WELL, THAT'S THE STORY ABOUT THE HOLY END OF OVERLORD'S HOLY DOG...               THAT'S THE WAY THINGS TAKE. POOR DOG - BUT WE DON'T MIND.          BAH - I NEED SOMETHING TO GET INSPIRED BY.      AND THERE IT IS! GOOD, OLD, COOLED BECK'S BEER! YOU KNOW THE GRAND OLD DRINK OF THE REPUBLIC? IF YOU DON'T, ASK US FOR SOME BOTTLES OF IT (BUT OFCOURSE YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND US SOME BOTTLES OF  Y O U R  FAVOURITE BEER...)  BY THE WAY, IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN SUPPORT ME (AMIGA TRACER) WITH A FEW CANS OF "FOSTER'S LAGER"? IM GEGENZUG GIBT'S DANN EIN PAAR FLASCHEN BOELKSTOFF... UND DEN NEUEN GROSSEN AGNUS BRINGT IHR MIR DOCH AUCH MIT?? IT'S HARD TO BE A BIT - STOP IT BEFORE THE NIGHT BEGINS. NO MORE FE HAVE 2 RUN               AND AGAIN ... THE "X" IS BACK! THE BEER WAS VERY QUICK RAIDED! MMHHH ICH GLAUB' ICH BRAUCH JETZT ERST EINMAL EIN PANZERFRUEHSTUECK (GUMMIBAERCHEN+COKE) DENN DORT IST IST ALLES ENTHALTEN WAS DER MENSCH SO BRAUCHT! OLLI, WHERE ARE YOU? WE'RE MISSING YOU! ARE U A FAN OF LONG SCROLLIES?               TMC'S RIDDLE CORNER:     HOW MANY ETHIOPIANS DO YOU GET INTO A TELEPHONE-CELL?             ALL OF THEM!!!!    BRUAAAAAHAHAHAHA.......    WE NEED RTL-PLUS OR TELE-5!!! WE NEED TELE-SHOP! WE NEED SOUTHERN COMFORT, WE NEED MUELLER'S KILLER-COFFEE! WE NEED SALT-STICKS! OH GOD!  NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT...   ONLY SHIT FILLS MY HEAD! I DON'T HAVE ANY BRAIN ANY MORE! I'M A SOLDIER OF THE GERMAN "BUNDESWEHR"   AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!     FUCK THE HELL, STILL TEN MONTHS TO GO...    OH, THAT'S WHY MOST (ALL) OF MY CONTACTS HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANYTHING FROM ME SINCE THE FIRST OF JULY 1990. MY FREEDOM IS GONE. I'M THE LONELY SOLDIER! STUPIDITY RULES!   FUCK IT!   TO LET ME STAY ALIVE, PLEASE SEND INVITATIONS TO COPY-PARTY TO ME (MAINLY THOSE IN NORDDEUTSCHLAND)...    GREETINGS AND EXCUSES TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS...  YOU'VE GOT AN ANSWER NOW, IT'S THIS DEMO... I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND UNDERSTAND MY REASONS FOR THE FUCKIN' DELAYS!          AGAGA ULULU HOLADOLA RULLU LUUU DULLU KULLI GULLI SCHNULLI BULLI HARRAA LALA ?!?     CONVERSATION AT THE ARMY HEADQUARTERS. DICKHEADS AND SHITFACES ORGANIZE THAT CRAP.        OPERATION CANCELED - B.N.D. (BUNDESNACHRICHTENDIENST) HAT SICH EINGESCHALTET, ICH HABE GERADE GEHEIMINFORMATIONEN PREISGEGEBEN, SCHEISSE. ERSTMAL ASYL IM IRAK SUCHEN. VIELLEICHT KAUFEN DIE MIR NOCH 'N PAAR INFOS UEBER'N LEO 2 AB...       REALLY IMPORTANT THING (BUT TOP SECRET): THE "LEOPARD 2" HAS A GUN!!! AND EVEN BETTER: HE CAN FIRE IT!!! AN ANOTHER TOP SECRET THING: HE IS MOVEABLE, THAT MEANS HE DOES NOT (!!!) HAVE TO STAND ON ONE PLACE AND SCHLAG WURZELN. REALLY AMAZING PEACE (!) OF WEAPON-TECHNOLOGY.    7.62 MAL 51... SYSTEM ERKANNT?!?    MAENNERS, DAS KANN NICHT SEIN, ICH KANN NICHT GLAUBEN, WAS ICH DA SEHE!!!!!!   (SCHEISS B.W.-SPRUECHE)    ICH HOER JETZT AUF, SONST MUST I PUKE!               PSSSSSS!    OPERATION GUM-DROP!     TOP SECRET!    THIS IS A SUICIDE-MISSION!   WE HAVE TO ENCIRCLE THE GUM-DROPS, AND IF THEY SLEEP WE'LL KILL THEM! OH, WHAT A FIESER PLAN! THIS PLAN WAS MADE BY OVERLORD X!!               ALRIGHT PUSSIES  ----  OPERATION COPPER INITIATED  ----  NOTHING UNDER CONTROL  ----  GUM-DRUMS SURROUNDED  ----  SELF-DESTRUCTION ACTIVATED  ----  10 MINUTES LEFT  ----  PUSSIES PREFERRED  ----  MAKE YOURSELF SURE TO BE WATCHING THIS! WE ARE APPROACHING PLANET EARTH AT WARP 21. PLANNED ECONOMY IN BLUEPRINT STAGE. CONDITION BLACK AND WHITE (OR JACK DANIELS)    TMC AND OLX FAILED IN THEIR TASKS. THEIR BLOOD 'DOES' ABOUT 4.5 (WHICH MEANS 4.5 PARTS BY WEIGHT OF ALCOHOL TO EACH 1000 PARTS OF BLOOD - IN OXFORD ENGLISH)       NOW, STOP GLARING AT YOUR SCREEN! HOW, DO YOU THINK, DOES YOUR MONITOR FEEL? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GLARED AT FOR MORE THAN 102 LINES OF SCROLLTEXT (NA, WAS SOLL DAS DENN JETZT???)      I'VE GOT THE SPIRIT, LOST THE FEELING.     AND AGAIN AN APPEAL TO ALL OF YOU: I'D LIKE TO GET DEEPER INTO THE HARDWARE STUFF OF THE AMIGA!  SO IF THERE'S ANYONE OUT THERE WHO KNOWS THE AMIGA HARDWARE BETTER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND, DON'T BE AFRAID TO CONTACT ME (AMIGA TRACER). SEE 'HANGAR TEXT' FOR ADDRESS...               HEY, HEY, HEY - OLX! WHAT ABOUT SOME NOODLES? AM BESTEN ULKNUDELN...  OR WHATDYATHINKA MAKING SOME STEAKS OUT OF SARA?   BUT I THINK 	WE SHOULDN'T TAKE YOUR DOG INTO CONSIDERATION.      OH, FOLKS - YOU ARE DISGUSTING! YOU SEEM TO JUST HAVE FALLEN OUT OF BED. DA HILFT NUR MUELLER'S SPEZIALKAFFEE.  G O T T  SEI DANK!   (DAS WAR JETZT EIN 'INSIDER')     MEANWHILE TMC IS GROANING IN STRANGEST WAYS. HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS....                         WELL HE CAN AND BECAUSE HE CAN, HE STOPS THIS NERVOUS SCROLLY...                                                                                                                                                                                                        START IT OVER...                                                                                                                                                                                                        



=====>WELCOME!<=====
 TO ANOTHER DEMO OF 
CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS
DOWN HERE YOU'LL GET
==>OUR  ADDRESSES<==
==>THE  GREETINGS<==
==>INFOS ABOUT US<==
   SO LET'S START   
   THE MASTER OF    
>GRAPHICS AND MUSIC<
SMASHES HIP-HOPS TO:
        APEX        
      THE LINK      
    CONTACT HIM:    
(MUSIC AND GFX ONLY)
  HOLGER LAFFERENZ  
  AUF DEN HAEFEN 96 
   2800 BREMEN 1    
    WEST-GERMANY    
  TEL: 0421/75597   
  FROM 19.00-23.00  
THESE ARE HIS TASKS:
=>CODER & SPREADER<=
 HIS GREETS JUMP TO 
       ARCANE       
       BOUNTY       
     BRAINSTORM     
        CAVE        
   DESASTER AREA    
      FRAXION       
     PHAZE 101      
    MEGA POWERS     
      THE CULT      
     THE GIANTS     
      TRISTAR       
       UNICA        
   HIS ADDRESS:    
(ONLY LEGAL THINGS!)
   SVEN GOLCHERT    
  LISSAER STR. 12   
   2800 BREMEN 21   
   WEST-GERMANY     
  TEL: 0421/614428  
  FROM 19.00-22.00  
   TAKES CARE FOR   
>CODING & SPREADING<
  SENDS HELLOS TO:  
       ACTIVE       
       ALIVE        
        CAVE        
       CELTIC       
      COMPLEX       
     CRUSADERS      
   CRYPTOBURNERS    
        D-MOB       
   END OF CENTURY   
  FLASH PRODUCTION  
    MASTER CREW     
     PHENOMENA      
  SUN CONNECTION    
       TRADE        
        TRAX        
 YOU CAN REACH HIM: 
(ONLY LEGAL THINGS!)
    OLAF PETERS     
   KULMER STR. 7    
   2800 BREMEN 21   
    WEST-GERMANY    
 TEL: 0421/6163352  
   WEEKENDS ONLY!   
 HE'S OUR FULL-TIME 
=====>SWAPPER<======
  HIS YUPPIDOOS TO  
       ABAKUS       
      ANIMATE!      
     ANIMATORS      
      CELESTE       
 CHRISTOFFER LASSEN 
     HUMANOIDS      
       IMAGE        
    MASTER CREW     
      PEGASUS       
     POSSESSED      
      PROLOGIC      
 SLIPSTREAM/KREATOR 
       SMASH        
      SYSTEM-5      
THE SPECIAL BROTHERS
   GET IN CONTACT   
(ONLY LEGAL STUFF!!)
   OLIVER KELLNER   

 WALLER HEERSTR. 242
   2800 BREMEN 1    
    WEST-GERMANY    
      HE IS OUR     
==>PASSIVE MEMBER<==
 WE HAVE TO MENTION 
 THAT NOBODY OF CPS 
  IS INTERESTED IN  
 ILLEGAL SOFTWARE,  
SO DO NOT CONTACT US
IF YOU JUST WANT TO 
 SWAP GAMES ETC.!!!