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YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! JUST TO FIGHT YOUR BOREDOM, HERE'S THE MUSIC MENU... USE CURSOR KEYS AND RETURN TO CHOOSE YOUR DESIRED SONG! BUT NOW... HERE WE ARE AGAIN... YOU DON'T KNOW, WHAT AEP STANDS FOR? BLAME ON YOU!!! HERE'S THE ANSWER: AEP MEANS GOT IT? OKAY, THERE'S ONE MORE SPECIAL THING IN THIS DEMO, I THINK, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! IT IS OUR AIRPORT-TEXT ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? OKAY! THERE'S ONE THING LEFT TO MENTION: YOU CAN SWITCH THE FILTER ON AND OFF WITH HELP AND DEL, OKAY? IF YOU WANNA SEE THE CREDITS AND THE GREETINGS, WATCH THE UPPER TEXT LINE, THEY'LL FLICKER THERE! OKAY, HERE'S TOMCAT (d) WRITING. I JUST RETURNED FROM THE CAN, WHERE SCREAMING BEAST (e) HAD LET OUT A VERY HEAVY PIECE OF SHIT. UHHHH, WHAT A SMELL! OH FUCK! I MUST PUSH THE KEYBOARD OVER TO HIM, 'CAUSE HE'S HANGING IN MY NECK - AARGH! THIS IS SCREAMING BEAST (e) - THE SHITHEAD OF CPS. FUCK ON TOMCAT, 'CAUSE I WASN'T SHITTING - ONLY PEEING! TODAY, IT'S THE FIRST MEETING WITH ALL MEMBERS OF CPS ( a b c d & e ). DO YOU KNOW THAT MASCHINE IS A REAL ^ BATMAN-FAN ^ ? THIS EVENING HE IS GOING TO SEE IT THE 25TH TIME... WAIT A LITTLE MOMENT - IT SEEMS LIKE MASCHINE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING?! YES --- SCREAMING BEAST JUST MISSED THE WORD * ANTI * IN FRONT OF 'BATMAN-FAN'! GET OUTTA MY FACE - AND DON'T PEE ON MY SHOES AND SAY IT'S RAINING... OH COME ON, MASCHINE. GIVE IT OVER TO ME AND DON'T SPEND YOUR TIME ON TYPING SUCH A SILLY TEXT. WELL, THIS IS a, AND I JUST HAD TO REALIZE THAT d & e ROBBED MY LAST SWEETS! YOU KNOW THAT'S REASON ENOUGH TO BREAK A FRIENDSHIP, SO LET IT BE. I'LL CALL THE POLICE... DO YOU THINK YOU GET ANY ADVANTAGES BY STEALING MY CHOCALATES? OH GOD THE LORD! e JUST TOLD MY THAT d CALLED MY AN OLD FAGGOT. TOMCAT DISAGREES RESOLUTELY, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE HIM... OH NO - NOW HE IS THREATENING ME WITH LETTING SOME GAS FLOWING OUT HIS ASS. DON'T DO IT, TOMCAT! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M STILL YOUR BEST FRIEND??? URRRK! WHAT A TERRIBLE SMELL! AND WHAT'S THAT??? SCREAMING BEAST WANTS TO TAKE REVENGE ON d! EXCUSE ME, BUT I THINK I HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROOM FOR A WHILE... YO! I'LL TAKE THE CHANCE TO TAKE POSSESSION OF THE KEYS. THE ROOM BECAME QUITE DARK AND WE HAVE A FOULY FLAIR AND A PENETRATING SMELL IN HERE! WELL, THIS IS @ OVERLORD X @ WRITING RIGHT NOW. I HAVE JOINED CPS NOT LONG AGO. MY TASK IS TO TAKE CARE FOR THE GRAPHICS IN THE CPS PRODUCTIONS FROM NOW ON. (I - a - ASK YOU GUYS OUT THERE: IS THIS FONT GREAT OR IS IT GREAT? I CAN HARDLY DECIDE... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE COOL LOGOS? BUT THAT'S STILL NOT ALL. WE ARE PLANNING SOME MORE PRODUCTIONS, AND WE HOPE TO FINISH THEM AT THE LATEST IN JANUARY 1990. SO WAIT AND SEE) (NOW IT'S YOUR TASK AGAIN, OVERLORD!) OH, NICE TO GET THE KEYBOARD BACK FROM YOU YET ANOTHER TIME. BUT BETTER BRING ME SOME (fffffffffffff) CANS OF BEER, ALTHOUGH IT'S NICE TO SIT HERE WITH YOU COKEHEADS WRITING SOME CRAP. GEEZ! NOW TOMCAT IS BACK AT THE KEYZ (THAT RHYME IS FINE, ISN'T IT?) I'M GONNA TELL YA THE STORY OF THIS INSANE PIECE OF CODEWORK: THE FIRST 1-3 BITS WERE CODED IN APRIL '89, BUT AT THAT TIME I ... BLA BLA ... NO REAL ... BLA BLA BLA ... BLAAAA BLA - TWO HOURS LATER... - HEY, SCREAMING BEAST, WHAT'S THE MATTER?? HE LOOKS QUITE BORED - OR - WHAT SHALL I SAY? - HE JUST STARTED CURLING IN HIS NOSE WELL, HE'S JUST GOT A VERY FAT AND UGLY PIECE OUT OF IT... URMMPF - IT'S A GREEN AND YELLOW SLIMY PIECE AND HE PUTS IT INTO HIS MOUTH! TASTEFUL, HE SAYS! FRIENDS, I THINK I HAVE TO DROP A LOAD AT THE TOILET - EXCUSE ME, PLEASE! TOMCAT JUST RETURNED FROM THE TOILET AND HE LOOKS VERY PALE... OH, BUT HE AND b JUST DISCOVERED MY ELECTRIC ORGAN (BONTEMPI HF 201 - I GUESS IT'S NEARLY NINE YEARS OLD NOW) AT THE OTHER END OF THE ROOM. THEY ARE PRACTISING J.M.JARRE ON IT, BUT YOU ARE LUCKY FOR YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAR THEM. MY EARS WILL BE GUNG-HO IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES IF THEY CONTINUE... HOW CAN ANYBODY GET SO DRUNK OF A BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE? OR DO YOU THINK MY CHOCOLATE PASSED THEM OUT?? d SAYS: LET'S WRITE CREATIVE SCROLLIES AND LEAVE THIS LOW LEVEL, OR DO YOU WANT TO LEAD THE NEW DEPARTMENT OF THE CRUSADERS' EUROCHART CALLED "WORST SCROLLTEXT EVER" ? NO REACTION ----- a b & e ARE TALKING ABOUT COOPERATIONS WITH OTHER CREWS, BUT I GUESS THEY ARE JUST JOKING! I THINK NOW TIME HAS COME TO SEND A MESSAGE TO MY BEST FRIEND IN SWEDEN: ^ ZONZO OF EX-EPSILON ^ - IT HAD BEEN A GREAT TIME SWAPPING WITH YOU AND I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR LETTERS! YOUR TAPE WAS GREAT, TOO. I REALLY LIKE 'ELECTRIC BOYS', THEY'RE PRETTY COOL. YOU'LL GET AN ANSWER SOON, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME NOW. AND REMEMBER: BECK'S AND KANGA - THE ONLY ONES!!! __ END OF MESSAGE __ WAIT, AMIGA TRACER MEANS THERE JUST HAS TO BE ANOTHER MESSAGE: YES, THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S GOING TO $ TEC OF IT $ - HEY GUY, I'VE CONTACTED YOU SOMEWHEN THE THE END OF SEPTEMBER, DO YOU REMEMBER? GEEZ! SO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ANSWER. SEND A LITTLE NOTE AT LEAST (KEEP THE DISK IF YOU NEED IT THAT MUCH!). ** END OF THIS MESSAGE ** WELL, b & e WERE JUST LEAVING AND a c & d ARE SITTING HERE IN A BIG DEPRESSION. RIGHT NOW OUR TALK TALK SEEMS TO ARCHIEVE A VERY HIGH LEVEL, BUT I KNOW THAT'S BORING YOU. GOSH! a JUST INSERTED HIS TAPE OF GUNS N' ROSES, AND MY (TOMCAT'S) CONDITION IS GETTING UP RAPIDLY!!! DO YOU KNOW GN'R? I THINK THEY'RE THE GREATEST GROUP SINCE ROLLING STONES (a MEANS THEY WERE ONE OF THE BEST, BESIDES OF SEX PISTOLS, RAMONES AND SUICIDAL TENDENCIES) THAT'S AMIGA TRACER'S OPINION. I THINK THE ONLY GROUP WHICH COULD REACH THEM IS 'BANG TANGO'! GET A RECORD OF THEM ('PSYCHO CAFE' OR 'LIVE INJECTION') AND YOU'LL AGREE!! (a MEANS WE ALL KNEW THAT GUINNESS IS THE MOST TASTEFUL BEER BESIDES OF BECK'S fffff) GOD! BELIEVE ME: a IS GETTING MAD, I THINK IT'S BECAUSE WE FORCED HIM TOO MUCH TO WRITE SCOLLIES... ALSO HIS EYES ARE SHUTTING DOWN AND HIS BRAIN REFUSES TO WORK! HE SEES DEMONS AND BIRDS FLYING AROUND HIS HEAD! HEY, DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS, GOLLE! OH STOP! a SAYS HERE HAS TO STAND A COMMENT: ABSOLUTELY! BELIEVE ME (a), D.O.C'S DEMONS IS ONE OF THE BEST DEMOS EVER, BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT FLYING BIRDS, HAVE YOU DISCOVERED A CHEAT MODE, TMC? (YEAH! I (d) SAY: GET A HAMMER AND LET IT FALL DOWN ON YOUR HEAD, WHILE WATCHING 'DEMONS' - THAT'S THE CHEAT!) SINCE I PUT THE DISCUSSION ON DEMOS, [\] HAVE TO TELL YOU ANOTHER THING: AT PRESENT THERE IS NO DAY WITHOUT A NEW BOB DEMO! 150 BOBS - 200 BOBS - 250 BOBS - WE CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER (_)! NOW LET US TELL YA: THERE IS NO SENSE IN INCREMENTING THE NUMBER OF BOBS (EXCEPT YOU ARE ABLE TO DO 2000 REALTIME-ANIMATED OBJECTS WITH 16 COLOURS AND 32 GRID)... BUT EVERYONE WHO HAD CODED A BOB-DEMO SHOULD HAVE A LOOK AT D.O.C'S "DEMONS ARE FOREVER", RED SECTOR'S "VECTORBALLS", SCOOPEX' "XENOMORPHS" OR SPREADPOINT'S "WOOOW-DEMO"! DON'T YOU AGREEEEE?!? OKAY, BUT NOW GRAB PENCIL AND PAPER 'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA CONTACT CPS, WRITE TO: $ (NO NAME!) $ # PLK 034745 D # $ 2800 BREMEN 21 $ # WEST-GERMANY # CONTACT US FOR SWAPPING MUSIC, DEMOS AND TOOLS. GAMES ARE NOT WANTED THAT MUCH, BUT IF YOU'RE A GOOD CREW, FEEL FREE TO WRITE! WE ALSO LIKE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH TEAMS WHO RELEASE MANY OF THEIR OWN PRODUCTIONS, SO IF YOU'RE DOING SO, PLEASE WRITE, WRITE, WRITE! CPS IS ALSO SEARCHING FOR COOL << MUSICIANS << TO JOIN US! PLEASE WRITE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED (INCLUDE SOME OF YOUR SCORES)! WELL, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO LEAVE MY KEYS AND LET THIS TEXT RUSH OVER YOUR SCREEN AGAIN! SO GET READY TO READ THE HOLIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER WRITTEN ON AMIGA AGAIN... BYE FROM [\] & `
ICE
ECSTACY
BRIDGE TO THE UNIVERSE
STEAMROLL (LIVE)
TENNIS
TRANSFORMER
WASTELAND
BIT ARTS 1
PARADISE
We need Music:MODULES/mod.Ice
We need Music:MODULES/mod.ecstacy
We need Music:MODULES/mod.bridge
We need Music:MODULES/mod.steamroll-live
We need Music:MODULES/mod.tennis
We need Music:MODULES/mod.transformer
We need Music:MODULES/mod.wasteland
We need Music:MODULES/mod.ba1
We need Music:MODULES/mod.paradise
COOL, EH?
A NEW IDEA WAS BORN
BY AMIGA TRACER AND
PERFORMED BY TOMCAT!
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS
OKAY, BUT NOW
LET^S HAVE A LOOK AT
-- THE CREDITS --
---- CODING BY ----
> TOMCAT <
ADDITIONAL CODING BY
> AMIGA TRACER <
----- LOGOS BY -----
> OVERLORD X <
-- SCROLLFONT BY --
> OVERLORD X <
--- THIS FONT BY ---
> TOMCAT <
-- SOUNDTRACK BY --
> TIME TRAVELLER <
[OF CRYPTOBURNERS]
- ICE -
> DR.AWESOME <
[OF CRUSADERS]
- ECSTACY -
- BRIDGE TO UNIV. -
> BLAIR ZUPPICICH <
[OF NUKEBUSTERS]
- STEAMROLL [LIVE] -
> STARBUCK <
[OF SPREADPOINT]
- TENNIS -
- TRANSFORMER -
> BIT ARTS <
- WASTELAND -
- BIT ARTS 1 -
> U2 <
[OF SUN CONNECTION]
- PARADISE -
THANX FOR THE REALLY
GREAT WORK, GUYS!
OKAY, OVER TO THE
>>> GREETINGS <<<
THEY^RE GOING TO
- ALIVE -
- ARMADA -
- CRUSADERS -
- CRYPTOBURNERS -
- CRACK FORCE FIVE -
- CHANNEL 42 -
- CALI. BEACH BOYS -
- DIGITECH -
- D.MOB -
- FLASH PRODUCTION -
- FREEDOM FORCE -
- FINAL ART -
- GERMAN COMP ARTS -
- INSIDE OUT -
- MECHANIX -
- MIRAGE SWEDEN -
- PANZERFAUST -
- PHAZE 101 -
- REBELS -
- SUN CONNECTION -
- TOP SWAP -
- TITANICS -
- THE SUPERIOR -
- UNIQUE -
THAT^S ALL!
IF WE^VE FORGOTTEN
SOMEONE, PLEASE SEND
US A NOTE, OK?
THE LAST THING
THE MEMBERLIST OF
CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS
MEMBERS ARE
- AMIGA TRACER -
[CODING, SWAPPING]
- MASCHINE -
[PAUSES SOME TIME]
- OVERLORD X -
[GRAPHICS]
- SCREAMING BEAST -
[SWAPPING, GRAPHICS]
- TOMCAT -
[CODING, SWAPPING]
IF YOU WANT TO
CONTACT CPS...
...JUST WRITE TO
[NO NAME!]
PLK 034745 D
2800 BREMEN 21
WEST-GERMANY
WE PREFER DEMOS,
MUSIX AND TOOLS.
SO IF YOU GOT SOME
OF THOSE THINGS AND
IF YOU^RE ACTUAL,
PLEASE CONTACT US.
WE^RE ALSO SEARCHING
FOR GOOD MUSICIANS!
CONTACT US IF YOU^RE
INTERESTED!
OKAY, LET^S REPEAT!
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GET IT ON AGAIN!