YAAHHHHH GHAAAAA...... HELLO THIS IS CHR%ME OF CULT WRITING SUM BYTES OF TEXT..... WELL, I WANT TO TELL YOU THIS STORY ABOUT TWO SMALL MICE THAT ATE A DISK DRIVE.... ONCE-UPON-A-TIME THERE WAS... NAHHHH I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED, SO I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WRITE SOMETHING... GIZMO'S DOG IS STUPID, IT ATE OUR (TOASTMASTER'S) PIZZA... GRAGH, BUT LUCKILY GIZMO'S GOT LOTSA TOASTS, WHICH WE COULD EAT... BTW: PAASKEBREOD - ET HVILESTED FOR DERES POELSE.... AND REMEBER TO CALL MY BOARD: INSOMNIA ;4542951441 & HMMM. SUM MESSYS TO: GHOST: ROED FRONT! ZAZ: HOW WAS THE CON?? GNALLE: GNALLE OVER ALLE AND WAAAHHHOOOOS GO TO ALL ON THE BOARD... STAY COOL...AND REMEMBER MODEMS ARE GOLD, BUT TEDDYBEARS DO IT BETTAR..... HMM, TOASTMASTER IS LAZY, SO I GUESS I GOTTA WRITE SUM MORE STUFF, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, HMM.. SOME DATA ON THIS MEETING... EMPTY BOTTLES: 21 (MAINLY COKE) - GROUPS PRESENT: BACTERIA AND THE CULT - NUMBER OF FREAX PRESENT: 3 AND A HALF - NUMBER OF DISX PRESENT: BUFFER OVERFLOW - "##$ HOHOHO... STILL NO IDEAS TOASTMASTER@@@ 'HURRA FOR PAASKEBROED!?? "#######$ WHAT NOW - NUMBER OF BRAINS PRESENT: NONE .. NOI MORE OF THIS CRAP PLEASE! JAAAAAWN I'M SLEEPY. SO WHAT NOW LITTLE YOU (?????). MESSAGE TO COPYRIDE AND SHADOW WORLD: MAAAAAAEEEEEH! (SAA KOERER VI) "##########$ HOHOHOHOHOHOHO NOW NO MORE CRAP FOR TODAY, GOODNIGHT DENMARK WHERE EVER YOU ARE.......NU TAGER VI TIL LEGOLAND....... (T%ASTMASTER AND CHR%ME ARE H%PPING AWAY INTO THE SUNSET...) END OF LINE...
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VI SM0LFER INTET VED AT FLYGTE! LAD OS STAA FAST OG KAEMPE MOD DEN FARE DER SM0LFER OS, LAD OSI FAELLESSKAB SM0LFE OS FREM TIL DEN ENDELIGE SEJR OVER SM0LF- HEDENS FJENDER ...GAMMELSM0LF ->- DIGITAL ADVENTURE= ->- RELEASED THE 20TH OF OCTOBER AT THE BACTERIA AND CULT MEETING IN FREDERECIA, DENMARK THE FOLLOWING THINGS MADE IT VERY DIFFICULT TO CREATE THIS SMALL MEETING TINGTRO .... 1. THE SADDAM VIRUS 2. THE KAKTUS (NOT MAHONEY) IN THE WINDOW OF GIZMO'S 3. GIZMO'S PIZZA STEALING DOG 4. GIRAFFEN ER UVENNER MED ELEFANTEN... SAA PAS PAA! WE WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUR BEST REGARDS TO L.S.D FOR THEIR GREAT WORK ON NUKESADDAM HER KAN MAN LIGGE ET LILLE STYKKE KAGE ELLER NOGET... ->- INSOMNIA ->- ; 45 42 95 14 41 (SYSOP CHROME OF CULT) FOR A CHAT WITH GIZMO DIAL ; 45 75 92 50 13 (ASK FOR BJARNE) FOR A CHAT WITH TOASTMASTER DIAL ; 45 86 10 16 64 (ASK FOR RONNIE) CONTACT TOASTMASTER AT RONNIE NIELSEN AAKIRKEBYVEJ 5 8210 AARHUS V. DENMARK CONTACT CHROME AT CHROME OF THE CULT SEHESTEDS ALLE 6 3520 FARUM DENMARK CONTACT EASLEY AT KARSTEN VANDRUP DAMGAARDSVEJ 90 8660 SKANDERBORG DENMARK CONTACT GIZMO AT DANSKE KOLBOETTER AS GODHAVNSVEJ 3 7000 FREDERICIA DENMARK MEN DET ER IKKE NOK! JEG VIL HAVE HAEVN OVER ALLE SMOELFERNE! OG JEG HAR EN PLAN! EN VIDUNDERLIG DJAEVELSK PLAN! HAHAHA... ...GARGAMEL END OF LINE, TEXT WILL RESTART PRESS MOUSE TO ENTER THE ENDPART OF THIS LITTLE TINGTRO ....
WHO DO YOU LOVE..... CHROOOOOOME. GUESS WHO'S HERE TO MESS UP YOUR DAY AGAIN...... CHROOOOOOME ITS YET ANOTHER NICE DAY. THE SKY IS PINK. THE CLOUDS ARE A NICE GREEN SHADE. AND ACID IS FALLING UPON THE EARTH. WOW ISN'T IT NICE JUST TO BE... I LOVE IT!! I'VE JUST STUCK MY HAND IN THE KAKTUS. AND MY HAND IS BLEEDING ALL OVER THE KEYZ. DO YA LIKE THIS SMALL TINGTRO???? YOU SHOULD KNOW A COUPLE OF THINGS. 1ST OF ALL IT WAS CODED IN A PERIOD OF 8 HOURS BY GIZMO. 2ND THE GFX DISK KEPT GETTING INFECTED BY SADDAM (UHRG!). OR JUST CORRUPTING. 3RD (OF ALL) GIZMO'S DOG KEPT ATTACKING US. AND STEALING OUR FOOD. THE 4TH PROBLEM WAS THAT. PIZZAS WERE FLYING ALL AROUND THE ROOM. HITTING GIZMO IN THE HEAD... MATADOR MIX... BTW: THE AMOUNT OF EMPTY BOTTLES IN THE ROOM HAS INCREASED THERE ARE NOW 48! (YEAH IT'LL BE A NEW WORLD RECORD SOON!) OK NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL CHROMISH GREETING: CALL INSOMNIA: PLUS 45 42951441... NOW ... END OF GREETING. AND A MESSAGE TO X-SHIT OF DSY: HAHA TOO BAD U DIDN'T SUCCEED IN FORMATTING MY HD.... HERE'S HOW TO PREPARE THE COOL MULTI-PART MEGA DRINK FROM CULT AND BACTERIA: YOU NEED THE FOLLOWING THINGS: ONE KG. OF HARIBO MATADOR MIX. ONE PACKET OF HIT CHOCOLATE BISCUITS. TWO BOTTLES OF COKE (NOT PEPSI). FIRST CRUSH THE BISCUITS TO A FINE DUSTY SUBSTANCE. MIX IT WITH THE MATADOR MIX. IN A BIG BOWL. STICK A TAPE DECK INTO IT. AND SWICTH IT ON. NOW YOU SOULD HAVE A NICE BLEND OF THE TWO THINGS. THE POUR THE COKE INTO THE BOWL. TURN ON THE TAPE DECK AGAIN. LEAVE IT ON FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THEN PUT IT INTO A MICROWAVE OVEN FOR A FEW HOURS. UNTIL IT HAS THE CARACTERISTIC BLUE COLOR....... SEVER IT COLD. WITH ICE CUBES...... AHHHHHH THAT'S BETTER. THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU SO SICK THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. NICE. EH?? NUT NUTS NUTS... I LOOOOVE NUTS... YOOOOOOO! YOOOOOOO!..... CHROME - HOVERIN' PERMANENTLY ON THE EDGE OF SMURF CITY.... SIGNING OFF.