HOWDY FOLKS!!!!!! WELCOME TO ANOTHER :; C U L T :; PRODUCTION!!! THIS TIME IT'S THE FIRST DEMO (BUG) MADE BY SKELETOR. (I HOPE THAT EXPLAINS THE QUALITY OF THIS PRODUCT!!! IT IS SHITTY!!! AIN'T IT???) I, SKELETOR, HAVE NEVER DONE A DEMO ON ANY COMPUTER BEFORE, SO THIS WAS A THOUGH EXPERIENCE!!!! I'LL JUST LIKE TO ADD A FEW PERSONS TO THE CREDITS LIST BELOW... YES, THERE IS A CREDITS LIST BELOW IF YOU PUSH IT A FEW TIMES FIRST......... ALSO IF YOU WANT THE MESSAGES THEY ARE BELOW!!!!!! ............... I WILL LIKE TO THANK BEAST 4 GREAT SUPPORT!!!! I WILL ALSO LIKE TO THANK MAD 4 THE SCROLL ROUTINE... WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS ABOUT IT, SO LET'S START THE BULLSHIT... IF YOU WANT THE GREETS THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A SECOND OR TWO....... NOW YET AGAIN I WILL TELL YOU ONE OF MY GREAT JOKES.... YES, IT'S ABOVE MY STANDARD THIS TIME, BUT WHO CARES... DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LADY IN A CHURCH, AND A LADY IN A BATH???? YOU SURE DON'T.... SO HERE'S THE ANSWER.... THE LADY IN THE CHURCH HAS HOPE IN HER SOLE...., BUT THE LADY IN THE BATH HAS SOPE IN HER HOLE.... [HARR-HARR.... FNATT-FNATT... HYDR-HYDR... HO-HO./. ǬIUIREZLS] SORRY GUYS, BUT I LOST CONTROL OF MY SELF... I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA TO TELL YOU THIS STORY, AS THE GUY [GAY!!??] IT'S ALL ABOUT SURE WILL KILL ME (SLAUGHTER KILL ME??( HARR-HARR)) YOU SEE IT'S ABOUT SLAUGHTER..... HERE IT IS: THE STORY ABOUT HOW SLAUGHTER BECAME A SLAUGHTER.... THE WHOLE BUSINESS STARTED ONE DAY WHEN A BOY CALLED TIGER WAS BORN.. WELL, HIS REAL NAME WASN'T TIGER, BUT WHO CARES...???? HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BOY, AND SO DID HIS FATHER.... AND THAT WAS ABOUT EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT SO... THE FACT WAS THAT HIS FAVOURITE HOBBIE WAS KILLING EVERYTHING HE COULD COME ACCROSS... FROM MICE TO ELEPHANTS... BUT THE POLICE DIDN'T CARE AS THERE WAS NO ELEPHANTS IN NORWAY!!???.... TIGER THOUGHT IT WAS VEEERY BORING IN NORWAY, NO ELEPHANTS, NO NOTHING, HE HATED IT.... HE DECIDED TO JOIN THE ARMY, AND GO TO AFRIKA, WHERE THERE WAS A LOT OF ELEPHANTS TO KILL... MOST OF HIS MATES IN THE ARMY DID OFCOURSE DISCOVER HIS KILLING INSTINCT, SO HE GOT A NEW NAME FROM THEM WHEN HE FINALLY WAS PROMOTED TO SERGANT... HIS NEW NAME WAS SGT. SLAUGHTER..... WOW!!!! HE THOUGHT WHAT A GREAT NAME.... I SURE LIKE THIS GAYS... (YOU SEE ALL GUYS IN THE ARMY IN AFRICA ARE GAYS.... (SO IS SLAUGHTER TOO)) WHEN HE RETURNED FROM THE ARMY SOME YEARS LATER HE STILL THOUGHT SGT. SLAUGHTER WAS NICE NAME, SO HE KEPT IT FOR A WHILE.... BUT SERGANT DIDN'T FIT INTO THE SIVILISATION, SO HE SKIPPED THAT PART.. NOW HE CALLS HIMSELF SLAUGHTER.... THAT'S IT... YOU DID BELIEVE THAT DIDN'T YOU???? IN CASE NOT YOU SHOULD CALL SLAUGHTER AND ASK HIM ABOUT IT... DIAL THIS NUMBER..... ( + 4 7 ) 6 3 6 0 3 8 0 AND YOU'LL FIND IT OUT. IF YOU ASK FOR SLAUGHTERIF YOU WANNA CONTACT CULT USE THIS ADD........ SKELETOR, N-2920 LEIRA, NORWAY. SEND YOUR OWN PRODUCTIONS!!! LETTERS WITHOUT DISKS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED!!!!! NO LOOSERS.............. ................................ NOW THE GREETS............ A-TEAM
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CULT PRESENTS-
SKELETORS FIRSTIE!!!
RELEASED AT 29.03.1990
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WELL, I THINK THAT NOW IT IS CREDITS
TIME....
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THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO ARE AS FOLLOWS
CODING BY.......................SKELETOR
GRAPHICS BY....................SLAUGHTER
MUZAK BY......................TIMEWALKER
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NOW WE WILL GO WITH SOME MESSYS !!!!
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TO.. DEFLEX OF KEFRENS.................
YOU ARE STARTING TO SLOW A LITTLE.....
I GUESS IT IS CAUSED BY MY MEGA DELAY
LAST TIME CAUSED BY THE MEGADEMO......
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TO.. COOL HEAD OF PROLOGIC.............
I AM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR MEGADEMO
AND I AM SORRY FOR THE LITTLE DELAY THIS
TIME TOO...
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TO.. SPACE ACE OF ZOMBIE BOYS..........
I DISLIKED THAT CULT WAS NOT ON THE
GREETINGS LIST OF YOUR SLIDESHOW.....
SOMETIMES YOUR SENDINGS ARE GREAT!!!!
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TO.. TELLUS OF TOMMY KNOCKERS..........
JEG TENKTE JEG FIKK SKRIVE NOE TILL DEG
SIDEN DU SKRIVER SAA MYE HYGGELIG OM
MEG.. SO NICE MENU ON YOUR PACKS.
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TO.. HOT AND EKU OF CAVE...............
YOUR SENDINGS ARE GETTING BETTER PHOLX
KEEP IT UP.....
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TO.. MR. MEGAODI OF POWERLORDS.........
I SURE HOPE THIS DEMO WORKS ON THE
NEWEST VERSION OF KICKSTART V 1.3 TOO.
IF NOT I AM REALLY SORRY ......
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TO.. RIPPER OF UNIQUE..................
YOUR SENDINGS ARE ALMOST ALLWAYS COOL!
KEEP IT UP PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TO.. TEEZE OF PHOENIX..................
KEEP UP WITH YOUR SENDINGS............
YOU SEND REGULARLY EVEN IF I STOP
SENDING FOR A WHILE... IT IS GREAT!!!
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TO DUKE OF PHOENIX.....................
IT WILL BE COOL SEEING YA ON THE PARTY
NAA ER DET BARE TO UKER IGJEN...
RING GJERNE.........
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TO.. THE REST OF MY CONTACTS...........
SORRY FOR THE DELAY THIS TIME TOO...
IT WAS CAUSED BY SCHOOL...............
HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.............
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IF YOU WANNA CONTACT CULT WRITE TO....
SLAUGHTER, FEJORDET, N-2900 FAGRENES
NORWAY..
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OR...
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MAD, ROGER KAMBEN, N-2930 BAGN, NORWAY.
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REMEMBER...
ONLY COOL DUDES AND LETTERS WITH DISKS
WILL BE ANSWERED......................
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MEET US AT THE CRB-IT-VISUAL ARTS PARTY
IN DRAMMEN.......................
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ONCE AGAIN I MUST TELL YOU THAT I AM
VERY SORRY FOR THE QUALITY IN THIS DEMO
OR RATHER THE LACK OF IT.........
MY NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER. OK!!!!!!!
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SEE YA IN MY NEXT PRODUCTION OR IN
ANOTHER ACTION PACK.................
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