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WELCOME TO CRYPTOBURNERS MEGADEMO II.     THIS IS NOT A DEMO, IT'S ONLY AN INTRO. FIRST I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT THINK IS POSITIVE...  THREE MEMBERS FROM IT HAVE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS, AND THEY ARE...      GLADIATOR (MUSICIAN) ... TEC (CODER) ... WALKMAN (MUSICIAN)         CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO :    CODING BY HEATSEEKER       MUSIC BY TRIXAL AND BLACKSTAR       THIS IS HEATSEEKER WRITING.  USE ARROW KEYS TO CONTROL SCROLL SPEED.  THIS TUNE COULD HAVE BEEN CALLED 'CRYPTOBURPERS' BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S NAMED 'WIZARD OF OS'     AND THE WIZARD IS ME (HEATSEEKER) AND I LIVE SOMEWHERE IN NORWAY CALLED 'OS'      AND NOW A COMMERCIAL.... BUY 'CRYPTOBURGERS' AT CRB'S HQ IN GREENLAND. AND IF YOU DON'T BOTHER, I CAN GIVE YOU OUR SECRET RECEIPE. WELL, AT FIRST YOU NEED A COUPLE OF BUNS. THEN ALL YOU NEED IS A MONKEY AND A SLEDGE. HERE'S HOW TO DO IT :  SQUEEZE IT'S BRAIN WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE (IT PROBABLY WON'T BE WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED THE JOB!)       HAVE YOU DONE IT ?    YES ?       OK, THEN WE CAN CONTINUE : TAKE IT'S BRAIN AND LAY IT BETWEEN THE BUNS AND ENJOY YOUR MEAL.        READ CAREFULLY, IF SHALL ONLY WRITE THIS ONCE...         I WILL   N O T   TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF WHAT TEC WILL WRITE NOW...         THIS IS TEC. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOME FACTS ABOUT OUR PARTY IN DRAMMEN. IT'S NOW (5 PM SATURDAY 14/4 90) EXACTLY ONE WEEK SINCE THE POLICE CAME TO THE PARTYPLACE. THE RUMOUR WAS SPREAD FAST, AND SUDDENLY ALL CLASSROOMS AND MONITORS, POWERLEDS ETC. ETC. WENT DARK.  MANY LOST HOURS OF WORK. BUT WORSE THINGS HAPPENED LATER.  THE POLICE BLOCKED ALL ENTRANCES, NOBODY WAS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL. THE POLICE HAD GOT SOME 'EXPERTS', SOME BASTARDS FROM TANUM DATA IN OSLO. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SEARCH ALL DISKBOXES FOR PIRATED SOFTWARE.  THEY TOOK THOUSANDS OF DISKS, ORIGINALS AND PIRATED SOFTWARE, SOURCES, MUSIC-DISKS AND GRAPHIC-DISKS.  THEY DIDN'T CHECK WHAT THE DISKS CONTAINED.  WE TRIED TO TALK TO THE POLICE TO STOP THIS, BUT WE GOT ONLY SILLY ANSWERS BACK. THREE PEOPLE WERE PUT INTO THREE SMALL AND COLD CELLS.  THE THREE WERE JACKMIX, IQ AND A GUY FROM CITY COMPUTER MAIL IN OSLO.  THEY WERE LET OUT AFTER THREE HOURS, BUT THEY HAD TO COME BACK ON TUESDAY FOR QUESTIONING.   THE POLICE HAD LEFT THE SCHOOL AND GIVEN US THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE WITH RESERVED TICKETS WHO COULDN'T LEAVE BEFORE TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY.  THEY WERE ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT THE SCHOOL ONE NIGHT, BUT THEY HAD TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE ELSE AFTER THAT.  THANX TO ALL WHO HELPED US!    WE HAD BOUGHT 60 KG HOT DOGS 350 LITRES OF MILK, 1800 BOTTLES OF LIMONADE ETC. ETC.  WE MANAGED TO SELL IT ALL, EXCEPT THE HOT DOGS.  I'M WRITING THIS ONE WEEK AFTER THE PARTY, AND MY STOMACH DOESN'T FEEL TO WELL AFTER 5-6 DAYS OF ONLY HOT DOGS AND LIMONADE...    THE PARTY WOULD BE VERY SUCCESSFUL IF BJ ELECTRONICS WITH THE HELP OF THE POLICE HADN'T STOPPED THE PARTY.  327 PEOPLE HAD PAID THE ENTRANCE-FEE WHEN THE POLICE CAME AFTER ONLY THREE HOURS. LUCKILY, THIS WAS ENOUGH TO PAY ALL THE EXPENCES WE HAVE HAD.         THIS WAS ALL FROM TEC THIS TIME...                     IQ HERE , JACKMIX WAS TOO LAZY TO WRITE , SO I GOT THE HONOUR????? OF DOING IT. AT THE MOMENT (14/4/90 KL.17.21) HE'S USING 90% OF HIS BRAIN, PERFORMING AN EXTREMLY HARD TASK (PLAYIN' SUPERCARS). OSCON IS SITTING TO MY LEFT TRYING TO PATCH TOGETHER SOME MORE VECTOR OBJECTS FOR OUR MEGADEMO. HE'S MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT SINUS & COSINUS ETC. IT'S GREEK TO ME (GREEK!!! GED IT) AHA!! I FOUND SOME PAPER LYING AROUND OSCON, SO ALL YOU CODERS OUT THERE PAY ATTENTION. HERE IT COMES:X= (OLD X * COS ALPHA ) + (OLD Y * SIN ALPHA)...................Y= (OLD X * SIN ALPHA ) - (OLD Y * COS ALPHA)...................GOT THAT ??????.... I DIDN'T . BUT WHO CARES. I'M HAPPY AS LONG AS I'VE GOT A AMIGA I CAN TINKER WITH, A GOOD SOLDRING IRON AND  THE PROGRAMMERS REFRENCE GUIDE! OTHER THAN THAT I ALSO CARE FOR RPG'S , SCIFI & FANTASY BOOKS, BEER(YUM) AND OF COURSE THE HALF OF HUMANITY THAT MAKES LIFE  WORTH LIVING (SOMETIMES THE OPPOSITE, BUT WHO CARES).....YES!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT : WOMEN,CHICKS,BROADS,THE FAIR SEX, THE BETTER HALF OF MANKIND,ETC. ETC.                         A SPECIAL GREETINGS TO A MEMBER OF THAT GROUP :    SUZANNE!! YOU'RE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO LEAVE YA 'CAUS I GOTTA CHECK IF LEGION (COOL GUYS) HAVE FINISHED THE DOCS TO DRAGON BREATH. SO THIS IS  IQ LOGGING OFF .  AS IQ THE BRAINLESS SIGNS OFF, JACKMIX SIGNS ON...  I'M HERE TO WRITE THE GREETZ, SO HANG ON WHILE I GET THE LIST... AHH, HERE IT IS.. LETS GO... SPECIAL GREETS TO   2 LITRES OF MILK    1 PACK OF CONDOMS    1 BOX OF BUTTER  2 PORNO-MA...   WHATAFUCK!  OOPPSS!    WRONG LIST, WELL SINCE I CAN'T FIND THE LIST SO YOU HAVE TO L.S.E. (LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE)