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               MEGADEMO II                
              LOADING DEMO                
            DECRUNCHING DEMO              
                                          
SWEEPING CODE OF CHANGE............OSCON  
KILL D TECTOR........................TEC  
THE PLEASURE DOME.............HEATSEEKER  
B.B.B. ENTERS THE HEMOSPHERE..HEATSEEKER  
FRACTAL FICTION......................TEC  
          RESTART THE MEGADEMO            



 SHALOMB FREAKS! YOU HAVE NOW GOT THE NEWEST HOT-DOG FROM CRYPTOBURNERS ON YOUR HANDS..... YEAH! IT'S MEGADEMO II! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED..... SHIT I HAVEN'T NOTICED! ACTUAL RELEASE DATE:  08.06.1990   (4 DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY!)  WELL, YOU MIGHT ALREADY HAVE GUESSED WHO I AM..... AND YOU'RE RIGHT... IT'S THE SCROLLER-MANIAC.... BLACKSTAR... HOLY COW, BETTER LOAD A DEMO AND EXIT THIS CRAP. WELL FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO SEND A BIG THANX TO KEO OF FRAXION WHO SUPPORTED US WITH HIS FABULOUS MUSIC (YES BATBRAIN! THE ONE YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW!) LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING.... THIS DEMO ACTUALLY COMPETED IN THE DEMO COMPETITION AT THE HORIZON - FAIRLIGHT - MIRACLE PARTY AND GUESS WHAT THE RESULT WAS? WOAH! AN AMAZING NO. 7! WE WERE SO PROUD WE WERE AFRAID TO RELEASE THIS DEMO TOO SOON BECAUSE OF ALL THE FAN MAIL! WE'VE ONLY MADE MINOR SHAPEUPS (HEATSEEKER WORKED FASTER THAN LIGHT (HE HAD HIS EXAMS TO BLAME (THAT WAS HIS WORDS (CERTAINLY NOT MINE (NOT MINE EITHER - TRIXAL))))) SO WE BRING YOU THIS PIECE OF HI-Q.... EH... EH... WELL, ANYWAY, WE BRING IT TO YOU NOW! NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR HAVING HAD A BAD SUMMER (BLEURGH!) WELL WELL WELL..... AFTER OUR PARTY WAS RAIDED WE'VE RECEIVED A LOT OF FUNNY LETTERS, THE FUNNIEST BEING A LETTER ASKING WHETHER OR NOT THE BOICOTT OF BJ EXISTED. HE-HE-HE! IF YOU WANT TO BOICOTT, DO IT!     (SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLL BLACKSTAR, BUT THERE ARE SOME CREDITS TO BE WRITTEN! : SECOND PART OF THE INTRO, AND ALL OF THE MENU CODED BY HEATSEEKER(ME!), AND THE PAINTING BY HEATSEEKER TOO (DRAWN WITHOUT DIGITIZER), LOGO BY KYLERION, END OF CRDITS, MEGADEMO USING ALL MEMORY FROM $000C0 - $7FFFF, NO LIBRARIES, CONTINUING BLACKIES SCROLLER...)                   SOME FEW WORDS TO SOME FRIENDS OF MINE..... HI TO PARSON OF DCS/TRISTAR.... HOPE YOU GET ONE OF THESE SEXY GIRLS ONE OF THESE DAYS..... CALL ME UP, OK?              HI TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS.... WHERE'S DA YUM-YUM?    CALL ME!!!   ANOTHER HI TO BRUCE LEE OF ACME..... HOPE DA MUZAK IS OK!!! CALL ME UP IF YA CAN!            HIP HOPS ALSO TO MAZE OF REBELS.... YOU LAZY SONOFABITCH.... MONTHS HAVE PASSED... STILL NUTTIN'          ANOTHER YELLO TO ADRIEN/ALCATRAZ... SORRY I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME TO YOUR PARTY.....         BEFORE GOING ON, WELCOME TO THREE GREAT GUYS WHO'VE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS....... WALKMAN, GLADIATOR AND TEC!             I COULD HAVE TOLD SOME VERY SICK JOKES BUT... I WANT TO TELL AN EVEN SICKER ONE.... (HEARD IT FROM JACKMIX!)              THERE WAS THIS SHEEP WHICH WAS OUT IN THE DESERT FOR A WALK. SUDDENLY A LION CAME BY AND WANTED TO EAT THE SHEEP. IT GOT TERRIBLY FRIGHTENED AND RAN TO THE NEAREST TREE AND CLIMBED IT! THE LION SAT DOWN UNDERNEATH THE TREE WAITING..... SUDDENLY THE SHEEP GOT THIS SPLENDID IDEA... IT STARTED PICKING OFF IT'S WOOL AND POURED IT DOWN ON THE LION..... THE LION THOUGHT IT BEGAN TO SNOW AND IT FROZE TO DEATH....... HAHAHAHAHAHAH    JACKMIX HUMOUR.... EVEN WORSE THAN MINE (??) OH BYDAWAY.... I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU!    TIME TRAVELLER IS BACK IN BUSINESS........ EXPECT SOMETHING GREAT FROM HIM IN THE NEAREST FUTURE! WELL WELL WELL... NOW I'M SITTING HERE... IT'S 1.30 A.M AND I AM A BIT NERVOUS... TOMORROW I'M GOING TO HAVE MY DRIVING EXAMS (YES YOU'RE RIGHT... I'M TAKING A DRIVER'S LICENSE!) BY THE WAY... I WILL BE 18 YEARS OLD ON THE 4TH. OF JUNE (THAT'S RIGHT... ALCATRAZ HAVE A PARTY THAT DAY, I BET IT'S GOING TO BE DEDICATED TO ME!).        THESE LAST DAYS HAS BEEN GREAT... MY FRIEND AND EVERYONE'S LITTLE PUPPET TRIXAL WAS HERE.... I (BLACKSTAR) AND TRIXAL HAD MANY CONTESTS... AMONG OTHER THINGS WE PLAYED WAYNE GRETZKY'S ICE-HOCKEY..... GUESS WHO WON?  YOU'RE RIGHT.... I WON!    TRIXAL'S EXCUSE WAS THAT HE HAD NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE BUT I KNOW BETTER. IT'S MY MEGA TALENT AS AN ICEHOCKEY PLAYER THAT GAVE ME THE WIN! I ALSO BASHED HIS FACE ON INTERNATIONAL KARATE, ITALIA 1990 AND ON CHAMBERS OF SHAOLIN... IN FACT I WON EVERYTHING.... HAHAHAHA! JUST A FEW MORE DAYS AND WE'RE GONNA HOLD A COPY PARTY IN BERGEN, NORWAY! IT'LL BE GREAT, NO ILLEGAL STUFF AND NO VIDEOS..... AND WE'RE PERHAPS (IF WE'RE VERY LUCKY!) GETTING SOME NICE LITTLE COPPERS TO VISIT US AS WELL... HOW I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT! (OH, THE IRONY OF IT!) NO SERIOUSLY, THINGS WON'T BE THAT BAD.... IN FACT THE PARTY MIGHT BECOME PRETTY OK.... OH GOD! I SAT UP ALL NIGHT MAKING OUR DISKMAG READY FOR RELEASE... DO YOU THINK I MADE IT?  NOOOO?   I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW... VCTORMAN CAME AND BROUGHT IT TO HIS PLACE TO FINISH IT AND IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE VECTORGRAPHICS ON AMIGA.... IN FACT... NO MORE VECOTRS AT ALL.... SERIOUSLY, I'M PRETTY ENTANGLED TODAY, MY DRIVING EXAMS AND EVERYTHING COMING UP TOMORROW.... I THINK I WILL SPEND SOME TIME SAYING A FEW WORDS TO A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE...... HI SECTOR 9 OF RAZOR 1911.......  NICE LITTLE CHAT WE HAD AT OUR PARTY... STILL, NO STUFF SHOWED UP FROM YOU.... WHATA FUCK?? OK, I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED YOU DIDN'T SEND ME YOUR MUSICDISK AND YOUR, AT THE THAT TIME, LATEST DEMO.... HOWEVER, I DID FIND YOUR DIGITAL MESSAGE BOX TO BE RATHER NICE.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FELLAS!       HI TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS...... PERHAPS (HOPEFULLY) I WILL MEET YOU AT THE RED SECTOR AND SILENTS COPYPARTY IN DENMARK THIS SUMMER.... IF NOT I'LL TRY AND THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.. ANYWAY.... HIP-HOP IS FOREVER.....                HI PARSON OF TRISTAR/DCS...... DID YOU GET ANY OF THESE SEXY GIRLS AT THAT LITTLE, COSY PIZZA BAR?  I REALLY HOPE SO.... HOPE I CAN HEAR FROM YOU VERY VERY VERY SOON!               HI JEAN OF QUARTEX.....  NICE CHAT ON THE PHONE EARLIER TODAY... A SHAME YOU WOKE ME UP THOUGH... DIDN'T QUITE LIKE THAT.... ANYWAY... IF YOU CAN FIX WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT ON THE PHONE, IT'D BE COOL.... ANYWAY... GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE.... SOOOO .. MY LITTLE, NOT SO DIGITAL MESSAGE BOX HAS REACHED AN END... OR HAS IT?     NOOOOOOOO WAY MAN!   HERE WE GO AGAIN... AND WHAT BETTER WAYS TO GO THAN THIS? DON'T ASK ME....  ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GUY CALLED HERALD! HIS FAMILY WAS A RICH ONE AND THEY ALWAYS GAVE THEIR CHILDREN NICE PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS. ONE YEAR THEY DISCOVERED THAT HERALD SUFFERED FROM CANCER. THE DOCTORS FOUND NO WAY TO CURE IT. WELL, HERALD GOT A BIT SAD BUT HE LOOKED FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, HIS ONLY REAL JOY! CHRISTMAS CAME AND IT WAS TIME TO HAND OUT THE PRESENTS. HERALD'S SISTER GOT A NICE CAR WORTH OVER 500.000 DOLLARS. HERALD'S KID BROTHER GOT HIS OWN ARCADES.... WORTH ABOUT 300.000 DOLLARS. THEN IT WAS HERALD'S TURN... HE WAS FROWNING WITH EXCITEMENT... HE GOT THIS LITTLE PRESENT, BEAUTIFULLY WRAPPED IN GOLD PAPER AND HE OPENED IT. INSIDE LAY A 25-CENT CHOCOLATE. THIS WAS BEYOND HIS WILDEST BELIEVES. HE LOOKED UP AT HIS PARENTS..... THEN HE ASKED... IS THIS ALL I GET?????        HIS PARENTS REPLIED... BUT HERALD.... YOU'VE GOT CANCER!               HAHAHAHA     TRAGIC EH?     ONE MORE JOKE ABOUT HUMAN TRAGEDY?   GREAT IDEA... HERE WE GOOOO.... LITTLE OLE WANTED A BISCUIT.... HE CALLED HIS MOTHER AND ASKED... MUM, CAN I HAVE A BISCUIT?       CERTAINLY, HIS MOTHER REPLIED. THEY ARE STANDING IN THE CUPBOARD.      OLE CALLED BACK TO HIS MOTHER.... BUT MUM, I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS....      HIS MOTHER REPLIED.... NO ARMS... NO BISCUITS..............         GREAT EH?     OH WELL, I'M A FIRM BELIEVER OF TEASING VECTORMAN, SO THIS SCROLLER CAN'T BE DIFFERENT, CAN IT?    NOOOOO (THE CROWD GOES WILD...)            WELL, SOME NEWS ABOUT VICKDICK.... HE'S NOW GOT A CAR..... AFTER HAVING SPENT HALF A YEAR TAKING A DRIVER'S LICENSE, HE FINALLY MADE IT.... AND NOW HE BOUGHT A CAR AS WELL.... AN AUDI 80..... VICKSHIT HAS JUST BEEN A 'RUSS' NOW (HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE)    AT HIS TIME OF PARTYING HE WAS SEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH A WHITE CLOTH TIED AROUND HIS HEAD.... HOW BECOMING I THOUGHT, MY THOUGHTS GOING IMMIDEATELY TO RAMBO... HE REALLY DID LOOK LIKE RAMBO.... EXCEPT FROM A FEW POINTS.... COME TO THINK OF IT... THE ONLY THING LOOKING LIKE RAMBO WAS THE LITTLE CLOTH HE HAD AROUND HIS HEAD! WELL, AS A 'RUSS', WICKTORMAN HAD A FEW DRINKS, OR AT LEAST HE SAID SO.... MY SOURCES OF INFORMATION SAYS HE ONLY SMELLED HIS BEER TWO TIMES BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE NEEDED FOR HIM TO FREAK OUT... HE'S QUITE FREAKED OUT ALREADY.... WELL IT WAS QUITE FUN WATCHING HIM AS HE RAN AROUND YELLING WE ARE NUMBER ONE.... NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MENT ABOUT THAT.... NO ONE REALLY CARED.... IN THE 'RUSSE'PAPER HE WAS DISCRIBED AS A.. 'A POSSIBLE MUTATION OF A TOASTER OVEN' REALLY QUITE MATCHING IF I MAY SAY SO... WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE PRETTY FED UP WITH THIS SCROLLER NOW... I AM, I HAVE TO SLEEP A LITTLE BEFORE MY EXAMS.... I HAVE TO END THIS SCROLLER WITH A FEW OF MY EVER SO WISE WORDS......           IF YOU DON'T GET SHIT.... USE YOUR OWN!     I WANT TO SAY SOME IMPORTANT WORDS BEFORE THE WIRE IS BEING CUT SO..... 1.  REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY. I WILL GLADLY RECEIVE BIIIIIG PRESENTS! 2.  TO MY GIRLFRIEND.. WHO ALWAYS STOOD BY MY SIDE... I LOVE YOU!  3.  TO TRIXAL, A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND IN DEED!!! 4. TO HEATSEEKER... YOU FINALLY DID GET THIS FINISHED... LOVE IT! 5. TO JACKMIX... EVER SO NICE CHATS ON DA PHONE... KEEP IT UP! 6. TO RHESUS MINUS... THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE WITH A SICKER MIND THAN MINE!   7. TO TIME TRAVELLER... WHO ALWAYS FOUND WRONG THINGS ABOUT OUR SONGS AND WHO FED US WITH NICE SAMPLES........ 8. TO AGGRESSOR FOR BEING THE BEST SWAPPER ALIVE.... AND FOR HAVING BOUGHT A MOPED WITHOUT TRANSMISSION (AUTOMATIC)...... 9. TO BUGBEAR FOR NICE MILK AND GRAPHICS PLUS EVER SO NICE HUMOUR! 10. TO BIMBEX FOR HAVING JOINED FRP AND, APART FROM THAT, BEING SUCH A NICE GUY!......... 11. TO IQ... OUR HARDWARE WIZ... ADVENTUREING FOREVER!!!! 12. TO WINDWALKER... OUR VERY OWN GRAPHICS WIZ... ARMY WAS FUN.... CRYPTOBURNERS IS MORE FUN.... 13. TO GLADIATOR... OUR NEW MUSICMASTER... NICE TO HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH YA... MUSICIN' THIS SUMMER EH? 14. TO WALKMAN... OUR OTHER NEW MUSICMASTER.... HOLA MAN! KEEP UP THE GREAT SONGS.... BUY A STEREO.... 15. TO ORGASMUS... HEY LET'S PARTY MY MAN... NICE TO SEE YOU BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN! 16. TO KYLERION.... PAINTING IS FUN.... KEEP IT GOING MAN AND HEY... DON'T SCREW A GIRL IN FRONT OF YOUR MAMA! 17. TO OSCON... OUR GIRL SCOUT... GREAT PART FROM YOU, WHY NOT BE A BIT MORE PRODUCTIVE?   ANYWAY, NICE CAR YOU'VE GOT! HOW ABOUT GIVING IT TO MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY?      18. TO TEC..... OUR NEW CODEWIZ.... GLAD YOU LEFT IT! 19. AND FINALLY TO VECTORMAN... KEEP GIVING ME REASONS TO WRITE FUNNY (THEY'RE  N O T  FUNNY) SCROLLERS!       WOAWAAWAW  ARGHH       THAT WAS PROBABLY IT! CRYPTOBURNERS MEGADEMO II SHOULD BE A UNIQUE PLEASURE. YOU MAY NOW GO ON AND ENJOY THE MAIN PARTS! PEACE, UNITY AND LOVE..... BLACKSTAR/CRYPTOBURNERS. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER.........        CRYPTOBURNERS - A GENERATION OF EXCELLENCE CONTINUES!