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this incredible demo was made by no other than the one and only ... oscon of c r b ... ... ...



WELCOME TO THE NEW FILLED VECTOR DEMO FROM OSCON OF CRYPTOBURNERS. THIS DEMO IS CALLED  D E L L I F   S R O T C E V  AND WAS CODED DURING WINTER AND SPRING 1990. SOME CREDITS -    CODING BY OSCON OF CRYPTOBURNERS    -    FONTS BY BUGBEAR    -    MUSIC BY RHESUS MINUS   -   OBJECTS BY OSCON, BUGBEAR AND KYLERION.      THIS TEXT IS NOT GOING TO LAST FOR HOURS BECAUSE I DONT CARE TO WRITE SO MUCH.  HOWEVER, A MESSAGE TO EVERY AMIGA AND OTHER COMPUTER OWNERS IN NORWAY AND SVALBARD - BOYCOTT  B J    E L E C T R O N I C S   ! ! ! ! !  WHY ?   BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR FAULT THAT EASTER 1990S BIG EVENT - THE MEGAPARTY IN DRAMMEN WAS BUSTED BECAUSE OF THEM. SURELY, YOU HAVE HEARD OF THAT BEFORE, SO I WONT BORE YOUR BRAIN REPEATING THAT STORY.   SOME WORDS ABOUT THIS DEMO    -    SECOND THOUGHTS, I AM PISSED OFF WITH THIS DEMO NOW. I HAVE CODED ON IT EVERY DAY THE LAST WEEK AND EVERY HOUR THE LAST HOURS.   NOW IT IS STILL 4 HOURS TILL THE DEADLINE OF THE DEMO COMPETITION, IN WHICH CRYPTOBURNERS WILL CONTRIBUTE WITH A MINI MEGA DEMO.   (THIS DEMO IS PART OF THAT DEMO IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED YET).  A JOKE - WHY DID HITLER NEVER GET A DRIVING LICENCE ???      HE WAS TOO TOUGH ON THE GAS !!     HAHAHAHIKK - THAT WAS  N O T  FUNNY - WE SHALL NOT JOKE WITH THAT SORT OF THINGS.   ANOTHER JOKE - HAVING ARMS AND LEGS IS BETTER THAT HAVING WON GOLD IN HANDICAP OLYMPIC GAMES.    THAT JOKE WAS UGLY.     I CAN NOW HEAR LAMBADA BEHIND MY NECK, IT SOUND BETTER THAN MOST SOUNDS IN THIS NOISY CLASSROOM.    SCREEECH HONK BLAHRP BUUUURP PUKE AAARRRGGGHH  BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP (HEATSEEKER). YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE TORTURE MY EARS HAVE BEEN THROUGH.  I GUESS I HAVENT SAID THAT WE ARE AT THE FAIRLIGHT - HORIZON - MIRACLE AMIGA CONFERENCE IN GOTHENBURG NOW.   WE ( I ) DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM DRAMMEN !  4214658635 MILES !! (ALMOST)   BY THE WAY, SWEDEN IS A FUCKING EXPENSIVE COUNTRY.   WE HAD TO PAY MORE THAN 6.20 SWEDISH BUCKS FOR A LITRE OF PETROL FUEL GAS. SO WE FILLED THE TANK IN GOOD OLD NORWAY AND SMUGGELED THE GAS INTO SWEDEN WITHOUT PAYING ANYTHING.   WE HAVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT SOME MEMBERS OF SILENTS ARE EITHER LAME OR DICKHEADS. THEY HAVE PLAYED A SAMPLE WHICH SOUNDS   UPYOURS  13452456 TIMES THIS EVENING AND WE CONSIDER A VIOLENT INTERVENTION AT THEIR PART OF THE CLASSROOM IF THEY DONT QUIT THAT CRAP.      THE NEXT DEMO FROM OSCON WITH BE EXTRA GREAT.   JUST LIKE ON PIZZAS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE EXTRA FILL !!  IN OTHER WORDS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FILLED VECTORS WITH EXTRA FILL !!! BEAT THAT !!     NO MORE JOKES DROPS INTO MY MIND .... WHAT ABOUT YOU, JACKMIX ????  NOOOO HE WRITES WITH HIS NOSE. I CAN ALSO INFORM YOU THAT THIS SCROLLTEXT IS REALTIME, I ACTUALLY WRITE IT WHILE YOU WATCH !! DIDNT GET IT ??  I WRITE IT RIGHT NOW !!! HAVE YOU GOT BOWLING BALLS IN YOUR HEAD ??    NO MORE MEANINGLESS CRAP FROM ME NOW, I HAVE TO FINISH THE DEMO SO IT CAN BE A PROPER WINNER OF THE DEMO COMPETITION.      I CAN NOW TELL YOU THAT IT DID NOT WIN ... SOB SOB SOB ...  IT WAS NOT EVEN SHOWN, MAYBE THAT IS WHY ... PROBABLY IS ....   HAVE A NICE DAY OR NIGHT OR MORNING OR EVENING OR SUMMER OR COPYPARTY OR ANYTHING.  GREET YOUR MOTHER FROM ME !!     GOOD BYE ... ... ... ... ... ... (IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS SCROLL IS GOING TO RESTART, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT)