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                  WELCOME TO THIS PART OF THE MEGADEMO. THIS IS HEATSEEKER WRITING.         are you able to read this?           COMMODORE   _MIGA    @@@   ****    ^^^^^         I'M SORRY FOR NOT RELEASING THIS VECTOR-SCROLL EARLIER, YOU SEE, IT WAS MADE HALF A YEAR AGO. BUT THE GLOBE IS NEW, AND IT IS MADE OUT OF A RECTANGULAR PICTURE OF 128*64 PIXELS AND IS CALCULATED INTO A SPHERE. ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.         AND NOW THE CREDITS : CODING AND ART BY HEATSEEKER, LOGO BY KYLERION AND MUSIC BY WALKMAN. AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY WE USE MUSIC FROM WALKMAN. WELL, THEN, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!. THREE MEMBERS FROM IT HAVE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS! THE THREE LUCKY ONES ARE : GLADIATOR (MUSICIAN) -- TEC (CODER) -- WALKMAN (MUSICIAN). OUR MEMBER LIST IS NOW :   AGRESSOR ,  BIMBEX ,  BLACKSTAR ,  BUGBEAR ,  GLADIATOR ,  HEATSEEKER, JACKMIX ,  KYLERION ,  ORGASMUS ,  OSCON ,  RHESUS MINUS ,  TEC ,  TIME TRAVELLER ,  TRIXAL ,  VECTORMAN ,  WALKMAN   AND   WINDWALKER (WHO HAS JUST RETURNED FROM THE ARMY)           AND NOW OVER TO ...... JACKMIX! .....         HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SIT IN A SMOOTH-CELL FOR 3 HOURS?? I HAVE... AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS  N O T FUNNY!!! IT ALL STARTED WHEN THE COPS BUSTED OUR PARTY. I WAS AT SLEEP WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT, FUCK I SAID TO MYSELF, ANOTHER FUSE HAS GONE TO HELL.... WELL, I KEPT ON RESTING UNTIL KYLERION WAKED ME UP AND SAID: THE COPS HAVE ARRIVED!   I WOKE UP IN NO TIME, AND RUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. IT WAS CHAOS EVERYWHERE... WHEN I APPROACHED THE ENTERANCE A COP ASKED ME WHERE HE COULD FIND ULF.... OOHHH SHIT I THOUGHT, YOU SEE MY REAL NAME IS ULF.. I SAID THAT I WAS ULF AND I WAS GRABBED BY THE ARM AND LEAD TO THEIR LEADER. I ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND HE SAID THAT I KNEW THAT BETTER MYSELF.... AFTER SOME TIME, I AND IQ PLUS A GUY FROM CITY COMPUTER MAIL WAS BROUGHT OUT TO THE WAITING POLICE CAR OUSIDE. ONE OF THE COPS WAS REALLY DESPERATE AND HE WANTED TO HANDCUFF ME. AFTER PUTTING ON THE HANDCUFFS ANOTHER POLICE MAN SAID THAT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY TO HANDCUFF A NICE GUY LIKE ME, SO HE ORDERED THE JERK TO REMOVE THEM. AFTER DRIVING TROUGH DRAMMEN AND ENTERING THE POLICE STATION, THEY TOOK ALL MY BELONGINGS, INCLUDING MY SMOKE! (HOW COULD I SURVIVE?).. AFTER GIVING THE PIGS MY NAME, I AND THE TWO OTHERS WAS PUT IN A CELL WITH FOUR WALLS, A TOILET AND NO TOILET PAPER, IQ FEL ASLEEP, WHILE I READ 'NORSK UKEBLAD' FROM NOVEMBER 89.. HOW FUN!!! AFTER ABOUT THREE HOURS I AND IQ WAS LET OUT OF JAIL AND THE POLICE DROVE US BACK TO THE PARTY-PLACE TO CLEAN UP.  ABOUT 100 PEOPLE COULDN'T GET HOME ON SATURDAY, SO THEY SPENT THE NIGHT AT THE SCOOL. THE POLICE TOLD US THAT IF WE SET UP OUR MACHINES AGAIN, THEY WOULD CONFISCATE THE EQUIPMENT, SO SOME SHITHEADS GOT DRUNK AND STARTED TO MESS AROUND. SOME MEMBERS OF THE MAGA-LAME GROUPS PLEXUS AND PANTHERS STARTED TO THROW FOOD AT EACHOTHER. IT LOOKED LIKE A BOMBED PLAYHOUSE FOR DRUG USERS. IT WAS A FUCKING JOB TO CLEN UP AFTER THEM, SO EAT SHIT AND DIE LAME-HEADS! OUR DEEPEST CONDOLANCES TO SOME GUYS FROM HUMANOIDS WHO ARRIVED AT FOUR O'CLOCK SATURDAY NIGHT. ALSO SOME COMPASSION FOR STARFADER OF SECURITATE WHO HAD COME ALL THE WAY FROM FINLAND TO JOIN THIS MEGAPARTY... BEFORE THE COPS ARRIVED IT SEEMED TO BE A MEGACOOL PARTY. ALMOST 400 PEOPLE WAS THERE AND THERE WAS LODSA GUYS WHO HADN'T ARRIVED YET... FUUUUCCCCK THE PIGS AT BJ ELECTRONICS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP ALL COPYING BY STOPPING OUR PARTY. THANX TO CRUSADERS FOR RELEASING THEIR SLIDESHOW FROM THE PARTY SO FAST.   WELL, SOME STRONG FORCES (CALLED TEC AND HEATSEEKER) WANT ME TO MAKE THIS SCROLLER SHORT, BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE ME DO THAT, BECAUSE I'M IN 7'TH HEAVEN... JUST KIDDING! .. OK, ONLY A FEW PERSONAL GREETZ TO JESUS OF ACTIVE (HE HAS A SPECIAL HARD TIME DURING THE EASTER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...)   AND TO VISUAL (F)ARTS FOR CHICKENING OUT WHEN THE COPS CAME TO OUR PARTY IN DRAMMEN...  IF YOU CAN READ THIS SCROLL, AND YOU WANT TO CONTACT US, THEN LOOK SOMWHERE ELSE!   SEE YA ALL IN THE COPY-HEAVEN.............                                     (ENOUGH SPACES?)