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                                                                                                #* * *   WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ???  * * *         WELL THE LOGO ISN'T HARD TO RECOGNIZE IS IT?? IT'S GOTTA BE THEM HORRIDE CRUSADERS AGAIN...  THIS TIME IT'S JUST ANOTHER DEMO - I THINK IT'S CALLED THE 'PUPPALUPPA-DIMPY-DOO' DEMO OR SOMETHING... IT WAS$CODED BY THOSE TWIN HIPPIES CALLED COPPER AND ZUGGLY - THE ORIGINAL IDEA WAS BY OUR SYSOP DR.OUTTASIGHT - I THINK IT WAS AFTER HE WATCHED SOME FAR-OUT STUFF ON MTV OR SUMMAT...   * EL CUBO * ALSO HELPED A BIT WITH THE CODING....       THE GUY BEHIND THE LOGOES IS  * BUSTMAN *   AND THE MUSIC IS CALLED 'NIAGARA FALLS 1990' AND WAS MADE BY  * DR.AWESOME * DR.AWESOME IS ALSO THE ONE TYPING THIS SCROLLER AND I HOPE I CAN ENTERTAIN YOU FOR A WHILE... OH AND THE SCROLLER-FONT WAS MADE BY DOCTOR C OF RED SECTOR <THANKS A LOT MAN, WONDERFUL STUFF!>  THE MUSIC IS ONE OF MY LATEST TUNES - I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT!  MOST OF THE SAMPLES ARE FROM MY OWN SYNTHS...  WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WHILE NOW AND MY ASS IS STARTING TO FORM ITSELF AROUND THIS CHAIR!  THE CRUSADERS HAVE ARRANGED SORT OF AN 'INTERNAL CRUSADERS COPYPARTY' AT DR.AWESOME'S PLACE <THAT'S MY PLACE!> ... YOU SEE MY MOM'S GONE OFF TO SPAIN FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THE WHOLE BUILDING IS FILLED UP WITH AMIGAS AND STUFF... IS THAT GREAT OR WHAT ??!  WE'VE ALL BEEN WORKING OUR ASSES OFF TO GET SOME PRODUCTIONS OUT THERE - THIS DEMO IS ALMOST FINISHED NOW <AND ABOUT BLOODY TIME TOO!> - DR.OUTTASIGHT HAS BEEN COLLECTING THE 'CRUSADERS TECH-TALK NO.4', WE'RE GOING TO RELEASE 'CRUSADERS LOT-LOT NO.2', AND WE'RE ALSO SPREADING THE *G*R*E*A*T* MUSIC EDITOR, SIMPLY CALLED 'THE MUSIC EDITOR', MADE BY FINNISH T.KUNNINEN. THE MUSIC EDITOR LETS YOU LOAD UP YOUR SOUNDTRACKER MODULES AND PLAY THEM OUT ON THE MIDI PORT! THAT MEANS YOUR FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACKER SONG CAN BE PLAYED FROM YOUR SYNTHESIZER. I'VE BEEN USING IT A LOT ALREADY AND I CAN ONLY SAY IT'S A WONDERFUL PROGRAM... I HAVE TO SEND SOME BIG THANKS TO BIG AL OF ECSTACY FOR SENDING US THE MUSIC EDITOR... AND WHILE I'M AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL ALSO SEND SOME PERSONAL HELLOES AND EYUP'S TO SOME OF THE COOLEST GUYS AROUND... HELLO *THE DUELIST* OF FAIRLIGHT .. STILL WAITING FOR THAT TAPE EH?   HEHEHE WELL JUST KEEP ON WAKING ME UP AT 3.30 IN THE NIGHT AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO... NO SERIOUSLY, I * WILL * SEND YOU THE TAPE - HONEST!!! PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME WHEN YOU SET UP YOUR   C O O L   PHONE CONFERENCES!   A SPECIAL HELLO TO ALL THE GUYS IN ECSTACY UK, ESPECIALLY THOSE HIPPIES HAVOC AND BIG AL - LOOKING FORWARD TO TURNING LONDON UPSIDE DOWN IN SEPTEMBER... HAVOC, YOU SAID YOU COULD GET US TICKETS FOR THE TRADE DAYS AT THE ECES SHOW - PLEASE DON'T FORGET IT, OK?   I'LL CONTINUE MY SPECIAL HELLOES WITH A BIG EYUP TO = SPADGE = HEY MAHRN I TRIED TO CALL YOU ALL DAY FRIDAY 25TH MAY BUT I COULDN'T GET THROUGH - HAS MR.BRITISH TELECOM TAKEN YOUR PHONE DOWN ???! WELL TOO BAD I GUESS... :>  SAY HELLO TO MARIA, SHAWN AND JOHN THE RUBBER CHICKEN...   WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FROM ME FOR NOW - HERE'S DR.OUTTASIGHT AND HE WANTS TO WRITE A BIT, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER ON...  WOBBA WOBBA * * * * * * DOODLE DOOLE DEE, IT'S MEEEE ! SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN !!    URGH ALL THIS SINUS MAKES ME SICK - TURN IT BACK TO THE STIFF ONE WILLYA ?         %AHHH THAT'S BETTER. I REALLY DIG SCROLLTEXT WHERE ONE CAN HAVE SOME CONTROL OVER WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE.                                                      SO WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY ? I JUST FINISHED A DISK CALLED  TECH TALK 4 FULL OF HI-TECH INFORMATION...   PRETTY COOL IF I MAY SAY  SO  ENOUGH OF THAT   WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DEMO ?  IT HAS A QUITE HYPTNOTIC EFFECT ON YOUR BRAIN IF YOU WATCH IT CONSTANTLY FOR LIKE 7 OR 8 HOURS  BUT THEN AGAIN WHO WATCHES A DEMO FOR MORE THAN 7 HOURS ???    * * * GENERAL SURGEONS WARNING * * *         WATCHING THIS DEMO CONSTANTLY FOR MORE THAN 8 HOURS WILL SERIOUSLY DAMAGE THE  BRAIN AND OTHER VITAL PARTS OF THE HUMAN BODY * * * *  MY STOMMACH HAS  SETTLED SO I THINK WE CAN TURN THE SINUS BACK ON.....            #OK, LET'S SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND... WELL, FIRST I RELEASED THAT TECH TALK DISK WHICH YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD ONE OR TWO TIMES BY NOW... THEN MY HARDDISK JUST DIED IN MY ARMS   POOR THING TRAGIC REALLY    OH WELL, JUST ANOTHER DEAD HARDDISK AMONGST HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF OTHER DEAD HARDDISKS   I SEEM TO HAVE A FATAL EFFECT ON HARDDISKS   ALL OF THEM WORKS FOR A FEW WEEKS AND THEN THEY'RE ALL DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL   OK OK OK OK  I'LL QUIT   I KNOW YOU'RE DESPERAT TO READ SOME REAL SCROOL-SHIT   <========>   I'LL GIVE THE KEYBOARD BACK TO DR. AWESOME - WELL, I WON'T ACTUALLY GIVE HIM THE KEYBOARD, 'CAUSE THIS IS AN A 500 AND YOU CAN'T JUST REMOVE THE KEYBOARD LIKE THAT, ANYWAY BACK TO THE MAHRN HIMSELF  (((((((((  HERE'S DR.AWESOME AGAIN....   OHH GHOD NO NOT AGAIN ! OH WELL BETTER DO AS HE SEZ, I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE STUFF HE CAN DO WITH HIS ARSE - THAT'S REFERRING TO FARTS... WELL OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT ( THE EUROCHART ) - THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS HAS SORT OF SEEN A BREAK-THROUGH ON THE AMOUNT OF VOTES COMING IN ... WE LOVE IT! AT LEAST 15 VOTES APPEAR EVERY DAY AND EL CUBO HAD TO CODE A PROGRAM TO HELP US COUNT THEM - WELL DONE EL CUBO... WE SHOULD ALSO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DISKBACK SERVICE FOR THE EUROCHART ... IF YOU SEND YOUR VOTES AND A DISK TO THE CRUSADERS, WE WILL SEND YOU BACK THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE EUROCHART ON THE VERY DAY OF RELEASE. SO GET WITH IT AND SEND YOUR VOTES AND A DISK TODAY... YOU'LL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE NEXT ISSUE. DON'T SEND ANY STAMPS, DON'T SEND US ANY MONEY, NO CHOCOLATE OR ANYTHING, JUST THE DISK AND THE VOTES... OH AND DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS!! A COUPLE OF GUYS HAVE FORGOTTEN... WELL THEY WON'T SEE THEIR DISK AGAIN, THAT'S FOR SURE... ONE OF THEM WAS 'THE LAITER' OF 'GENTRY': HEY MAN THANKS FOR THE VOTES BUT YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS!!!!   OK WELL GEES GUYS I GUESS THIS TEXT IS GETTING LONG AND YOU WANNA GET BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, SO I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE IT NOW... SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE NEXT SCROLLER... BE SURE TO CATCH THE NEXT CRUSADERS PRODUCTION <MAYBE A MUSIC DISK?> ... ANYWAY SEE YOU NEXT WEEK - SAME TIME - SAME BOOGIE - BE THERE OR BE SQUARE -    NOW THE SCROLLTEXT IS RESTARTING, SO SOD OFF ....   OFF !    .... GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE !