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   CRACK PRESENT THEIR LATEST PRODUCTION.   -: MATRIX AT THE KEYS :-  HI MANIACS, WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR ?  ( OH WELL! PERHAPS ANOTHER PRODUCTION WILL SEE MY CLAIM TO FAME. ) THIS BYTE-PILE HAS TAKEN ME A LOT LONGER TO CODE THAN I FIRST EXPECTED, THIS IS MAINLY DUE TO MY MANIC OBSESSION WITH THE GAME -: GODS :-. BUT ENOUGH OF ALL THIS CRAP !! IT IS TIME FOR MY PERSONAL MESSAGES TO FREAKS ON THE SCENE :-  HAWK / CRACK : YO JAY. SEND SOON MATE.  JEM / CRACK : HI THERE. YOU REALLY SHOULD WORK ON THE CRUNCHER !!  JUKI / CRACK : HI ANDY. CHEERS FOR THE GRAPHICS, AS YOU CAN SEE I USED MOST OF THEM.  MAGIC MUSHROOM / FLASH PRODUCTION UK : HI MUSHY. HOWS THE GROUP GOING ? I WILL PROBABLY SEE YOU AT ONE OF THE PARTYS REAL SOON.  PARADROID / FLASH PRODUCTION UK : HI BARRY. CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR FIRST PRODUCTION FOR FLASH. SEND SOON.  DELBERT / CRACK : I THINK THAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO FIX THE REPLAY-ROUTINE BUGS (HE HE HE),  YOUR LETTERS ARE SOOOO STRANGE !!!! . THE ALCHEMIST / CRACK : SO YOUR TRIP TO AUSSIE-LAND HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY PUT ASIDE. GOOD JOB MATE ( YOU WOULD MISS ALL THE PISS-UPS !! ), GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE CONCENTRATING MORE ON THE MANAGEMENT SIDE.  MEG YOUTH / CRACK : SURPRISE!! I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW I WAS GOING TO USE YOUR COOOOL MUSIC IN THIS PRODUCTION.  SEND DOWN SOME COOL WARES SOON MATE, SOME OF THE STUFF DIDNT WORK AGAIN ( IT MUST BE CRAP DISKS !! ) . A SPECIAL GREETING TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES I MISSED !!. I AM NOW GOING TO HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO DELBERT/CRACK FOR A WHILE, BUT DONT WORRY I WILL BE BACK ( IN CLASSIC ARNIE STYLE ) ....  -: DELBERTS HERE ! :-   GOOD GOD THERE YOU ALL ARE. HAD ME WORRIED THERE FOR A MINUTE, I DIDN'T THINK YOUR WERE ALL GONNA TURN UP. ANYWAY THIS IS DELBERT HERE ON THE OLD KEYS TYPING FOR THIS BRILLANT DEMO. (CONSIDERING I HAVEN'T SEEN THE DEMO YET, I WAS JUST ASKED TO TYPE SOME TEXT, SOME MIGHT SAY I MIGHT HAVE PREJUDGED THIS PRODUCTION. WELL I'M SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT MATRIX IS QUITE CAPABLE OF DELIVERING THE GOODS !! HOWS THAT FOR A BIT OF EGO INFLATING DAVE !!). ANYWAY THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY EXCEPT I'M A BIT TIRED. NOT JUST PHYISCALY TIRED BUT TIRED OF THE LOAD OF BOLLOX THATS BEEN SPREAD ABOUT US GUYZ IN CRACK. ITS GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR AND FRANKLY IT'S BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF. SO THE PARTYS INVOLVED JUST SHUT UP, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND GET ON WITH THINGS THE WAY THEY WERE. THE LAST THING THE SCENE NEEDS IS ANOTHER WAR, SO COOL IT O.K GUYZ. SORRY IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A TYPICAL INSANE DELBY SCROLL BUT AS I SAID THE CONDITION HAS BECOME SERIOUS. WELL ALL THAT REMAINS IS MY ADDRESS I SUPPOSE (THAT IS IF MATRIX HASN'T DONE IT ALREADY. WELL ??) SO IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ELASTIC BAND COLLECTING OR IF YOUR INTERESTED IN TOILET ROLL HOLDER DECORATING THEN WRITE TO:-   DELBERT  ,  39 ATHELSTAN ROAD  ,  FAVERSHAM  ,  KENT  ,  ME13 8QL  .  WELL STAY COOL GUYZ AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEXT RIPPED MUSIK DISK. (MAYBE I'LL ALSO WRITE SOME MUSIC ONE DAY TOO. BUT I'LL HAVE TO TAKE A FEW DAYZ OFF  CONVERLESSING OVER IT NOW FOR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT...) BYE !!!!          -: MATRIX BACK AGAIN !! :-   WELL, HOW CAN I FOLLOW THAT !?!   I AM NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS GOING AROUND BECAUSE THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WILL ALREADY KNOW MY OPINION ON THE SUBJECT.  BEFORE I GET CARRIED AWAY WITH MYSELF HERE IS THE LATEST ADDITION OF THE OFFICIAL CRACK MEMBERS-LIST :--- THE ALCHEMIST , MATRIX , MEMPHIS 56 , YETI , JOE , DELBERT , JUKI , HAWK , JEM , MEG YOUTH.  HERE IS A LITTLE STORY ABOUT MY VISIT TO HAWKS PLACE IN NOTTINGHAM ....  EARLY FRIDAY MORNING I GOT UP, WASHED AND COLLECTED ALL THE LATEST WAREZ TOGETHER TO TAKE TO HAWKS. WHEN I GOT TO THE BUS STATION THE BUS WAS ALREADY 5 MINUTES LATE ( LUCKILY FOR ME !! ) THE BUS JOURNEY TO BRISTOL WAS OK ( APART FROM HAVING SOME OLD BIDDY SAT NEXT TO ME. ) FROM BRISTOL IT WAS A VERY LONG RIDE UP TO NOTTINGHAM.  IT WAS ABOUT 5 PM WHEN I ARRIVED AT NOTTINGHAM ( I HAD BEEN TRAVELLING FOR APPROX. 8 HOURS . ) HAWK WAS ALREADY WAITING AT THE STATION, SO WE QUICKLY GOT ONTO A BUS TO HIS PLACE.  WHEN WE GOT TO HAWKS HOUSE I DISCOVERED THIS RATHER STRANGE EFFECT ON MY LEGS, I WAS WALKING SIDEWAYS !!???  HAWK EXPLAINED THAT HIS HOUSE WAS SLIGHTLY TILTED IN ONE DIRECTION ( I NEVER DID GET USED TO THIS !! ).  HAWK WAS PLEASED TO SHOW ME HIS NEW ROUTINE ( AN RGB PLASMA ) AND THEN I SHOWED HIM SOME NEW WAREZ.  WE THEN HAD SOMETHING TO EAT, AND THEN RUSHED TO HAWKS ROOM SO HE COULD SHOW ME SOME C64 STUFF THAT HE HAD CODED A LONG TIME AGO,  SOME OF THE STUFF HE HAD CODED WAS REALLY COOL ( FOR A C64 ! ), HE THEN SHOWED ME SOME REALLY COOL DEMOS ( ON A C64 ??? ).  ANYWAY AFTER ALL OF THIS IT WAS TIME TO TURN IN....  THE NEXT MORNING ( SATURDAY ) WE AWOKE RATHER EARLY ( FOR ME ANYWAY !! ) AND INSTANTLY STARTED CODING.  HAWK HAD SOME GOOD IDEAS FOR HIS PLASMA AND FINALLY AFTER A LOT OF TRIAL AND ERROR WE FOUND SUCCESS.  IT WAS NOW TIME FOR ME TO MEET JEM ( ANOTHER COOL CRACK CODER !! ) WE SHOWED HIM THE NEW ROUTINE WE HAD TOILED OVER ( HE IMMEDIATLEY SPOTTED SOME BUGS !! ). WE THEN HAD A LOOK AT THE NEW WARES THAT HE HAD BROUGHT WITH HIM ( SOME NICE NEW DEMOS ). A FRIEND OF HAWKS THEN ARRIVED, AND WE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY LOOKING AT DEMOS AND LISTENING TO HEAVY-METAL MUSIC.  JEM STAYED THE NIGHT ( I HAD THE COMFY SPARE ROOM !! ). THE NEXT MORNING WE WERE UP QUITE EARLY AGAIN, HAD SOME BREAKFAST AND THEN STRAIGHT ONTO THE AMIGA. IT WAS NOW JEMS TURN TO US SOME OF HIS LATEST WORK, HE HAD DONE A REALLY COOL NEW INTRO ( WITH A NICE BOB-ROUTINE ) AND SOME OTHER STUFF WHICH WAS NOT GOING TO BE RELEASED BUT WAS REALLY COOL, A NICE CRUNCHER, A COUPLE OF SMALL GAMES AND SOME OTHER QUITE NICE ROUTINES. BY NOW IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO DEPART. HAWK ORDERED A TAXI ( CHEERS JAY !! ) AND ON THE WAY WE DROPPED JEM OFF AT HIS RESIDENCE ( MENTAL HOSPITAL, HE HE HE ). I WAS NOW FACED WITH THE OVERLY LONG JOURNEY HOME. ACTUALLY THE JOURNEY WAS COOL, HARDLY ANYONE ON THE BUS AND IT WAS QUITE SUNNY.  SO ENDS THE STORY ( YOU CAN WAKE UP NOW !! ).   IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME -: MATRIX :- FOR CODING ADVICE, JOINING OR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT THEN WRITE TO :-  16 SOUTH VIEW  ,  BOVEY TRACEY  ,  S.DEVON  ,  TQ13 9AQ , ENGLAND . IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SWAPPING THEN WRITE TO :-  THE ALCHEMIST  ,  20 SINGER CLOSE  ,  PAIGNTON  ,  S.DEVON  ,  TQ3 3JU , ENGLAND   -OR-   JOE  ,  35 COACH ROAD ESTATE  ,  WASHINGTON  ,  TYNE AND WEAR  ,  ENGLAND   -OR-   JUKI  ,  18 LUCAN RD  ,  BARNET  ,  HERTS  ,  EN5 4HA  ,  ENGLAND   -OR-   MEG YOUTH  ,  9 LEYSDOWN HOUSE  ,  MADRON STREET  ,  KINGLAKE ESTATE  ,  WALWORTH  ,  LONDON  ,  SE17 2LR  ,  ENGLAND.   A HOT MESSAGE TO ALL MODEM TRADERS -:-  CONTACT THE CRACK BBS ** THE DESERT ** ON +44 (0604) 758126 - 9PM TO 6AM - MON TO FRI - 24 HOUR ON WEEKENDS . MOST BAUD RATES SUPPORTED . YOUR SYSOP IS - YETI - .  THAT IS ABOUT IT !!. PLEASE JOIN US AGAIN IN ANOTHER THRILLING CRACK PRODUCTION.   - WRAP ATTACK -        



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   LETS START WITH    
    A NEW ROUTINE     
                      
  - 3-D SINE-BOBS -   
                      
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    HERE IS ANOTHER   
        PATTERN       
                      
 IF YOU MISSED IT THE 
      FIRST TIME      
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  ERRM, WHAT NEXT !!  
                      
  AH YES ! LETS HAVE  
  SOME PLAIN VECTORS  
                      
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    LETS HAVE SOME    
                      
- MED-RES SINESCROLL -
                      
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 LETS ADD A DIFFERENT 
      DIRECTION       
    TO THIS SINE.     
                      
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    LET ME SHOW YOU   
  A NEW TYPE OF SINE  
         BOB          
                      
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    STILL HERE !?!    
   HAVE AN ANALYZER   
  TO WASTE SOME TIME  
                      
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  THIS PLANET WE LIVE 
   ON IS A WONDERFUL  
        PLACE         
                      
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   NO PRODUCTION IS   
    SAFE FROM THE     
                      
    - ACID PART! -    
                      
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    OH NO !! ITS !    
                      
  THE ATTACK OF THE   
     VECTOR-BOBS      
                      
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 WHATS NEXT !! SHIT ! 
  I HAVE FORGOTTEN.   
       ERRMM !!       
 HAVE ANOTHER VECTOR  
    WHILE I THINK.    
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 REMEMBERED AT LAST.. 
  FADE THE STARS AND  
   SHOW SOME PLASMA   
                      
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 BEFORE THE LAST PART 
  HERE IS SOME INFO   
 ABOUT THIS PROGETTE  
                      
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 SOURCE   - 150K      
 GRAPHICS - 165K      
 MUSIC    -  91K      
                      
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     HERE IT IS !     
                      
  - THE FINAL PART -  
                      
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   WE HOPE YOU HAVE   
  ENJOYED THIS CRACK  
      PRODUCTION      
                      
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  FUTURE ATTRACTIONS  
                      
 * RASTERBLASTER II * 
 * INTROS GALORE !! * 
 *     MEGADEMO     * 
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 COME AND HAVE A CHAT 
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 HERE IS A NICE MED-RES SINE-SCROLLER.  I THINK THAT THIS FONT LOOKS QUITE COOL IN MED-RES, DONT YOU !!??  HMMMMM, THIS IS GETTING A BIT BORING SO THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY ... BYYYYYYYEEEEEE                                            



 HO HUM !! ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SCROLL TO TYPE IN !!  THIS TIME LET US PAUSE FOR A SECOND WHILST WE THINK ABOUT THOSE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE THAN OURSELVES, YES THATS RIGHT, I MEAN  - ATARI OWNERS - . SEE YA IN ANOTHER TEXT A LITTLE LATER ...                                            
 I AM GETTING SOOOOO FED UP WITH TYPING IN THESE TEXTS THAT I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LAST ONE,  DID I HEAR A CHEER THEN ? LETS CUT THIS ONE SHORT RIGHT NOW ...                                            



 HI, THIS IS COOL ...   A WIGGLY, WOBBLY VERTICAL SINE SCROLLER ..    IF YOU CAN READ THIS PROPERLY THEN YOU TRULY ARE AN AMIGA FREAK ......  BYYYYYEEEE ..       



 YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED BY NOW THAT THIS TEXT IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST ONE.  HOW FUN !! SEE YA ..       



 WOOOOW !! WELL, WELL ! ANOTHER DIFFERENT PIECE OF TEXT FOR YOUR EYES TO VIEW .....       



             STORY - TELLER               
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 HI DUDES. THIS TEXT IS GOING TO TELL YOU 
 A SHORT STORY. YOU CAN PRESS YOUR STICK  
 BUTTON AT ANY TIME TO EXIT THIS PART, OR 
 PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON TO FREEZE   
 TEXT ( PRESS IT AGAIN TO UNFREEZE .. )   
                                          
           FRAPS RIP-OFF DEAL             
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   A TRUE STORY TOLD BY MATRIX OF CRACK   
      THANKS TO FRAP OF MAG-FIELDS.       
                                          
 FRAP OF MAGNETIC FIELDS WAS RECENTLY     
 RIPPED OFF BY A SMALL PD COMPANY.        
 THE OWNER OF THIS SMALL BUSINESS GOT IN  
 CONTACT WITH FRAP, AND ASKED IF FRAP     
 WOULD SEND SOME OF THE LATEST DEMOS TO   
 INCLUDE IN HIS PD LIBRARY IN RETURN FOR  
 PAYMENT.                                 
 NOW, AS EVERYONE KNOWS FRAP IS A KEEN    
 DEMO FREAK AND HAS AN AMPLE SELECTION OF 
 SOME OF THE WORLDS FINEST PRODUCTIONS.   
 SO FRAP DECIDED TO HELP THIS CHAP OUT    
 AND SO SENT HIM A VERY LARGE SELECTION.  
 A FEW DAYS LATER FRAPS FIRST CHEQUE CAME 
 THROUGH THE POST. EAGER TO GET THE DOSH  
 FRAP HURTLED DOWN TO THE BANK, WHERE HE  
 WAS VERY SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT THE CHEQUE 
 HAD BOUNCED.                             
 SO WITHOUT ANY DELAY FRAP CONTACTED THE  
 COMPANY AGAIN EXPLAINING EVERYTHING.     
 THEY IMMEDIATELY SENT ANOTHER CHEQUE.    
 BUT, THIS TIME THE BANK SAID THAT THE    
 CHEQUE HAD A FORGED SIGNATURE AND THEY   
 COULD NOT CASH IT.                       
 FRAP WAS SLIGHTLY PEEVED.                
 NOW FRAP GOT HIS DAD TO HAVE A WORD WITH 
 THE OWNER OF THE PD COMPANY.             
 HE WAS RATHER RUDELY TOLD TO F--K OFF.   
 SO FRAP CONTACTED THIS PERSON AGAIN.     
 THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY TOLD FRAP THAT  
 HE WAS NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR DEMOS AND  
 WANTED OTHER NEW WARES.                  
 FRAP WAS NOT INTERESTED IN THIS.         
 HE JUST WANTED HIS DISKS BACK.           
 BUT THE PERSON WAS NOT WILLING TO SEND   
 THEM BACK.                               
 SO OUT OF GREAT EXPENSE FRAP HAD TO SEND 
 THE MONEY DOWN SO THAT THE PERSON WOULD  
 SEND HIS DISKS BACK.                     
                                          
 THE NAME OF THIS LAME PD COMPANY IS --   
                                          
             3RD BASE PD                  
             41 HARLEQUIN HOUSE           
             KALE ROAD                    
             ERITH                        
             KENT                         
             PA18 4BB                     
             ENGLAND                      
                                          
 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR DEEPEST 
 FEELINGS TOWARDS THIS COMPANY.           
                                          
 COSY OF MAG-FIELDS SENT HIS REGARDS TO   
 THIS PD COMPANY IN THE FORM OF A JIFFY   
 BAG FILLED WITH SQUASHED DOG-SHIT.       
 SO THE BLOKE HAS NOW EITHER GOT A MESSY  
 HOUSE OR AT LEAST A VERY SMELLY ONE.     
                                          
      (HA HA HA HA - CHEERS COSY..)       
                                          
                                          
           -  END OF STORY -              
                                          
 THANKS TO :-                             
                                          
 FRAP OF MAGNETIC FIELDS                  
 COSY OF MAGNETIC FIELDS                  
 JUKI OF CRACK                            
 THE ALCHEMIST OF CRACK                   
                                          
                                          
                                          
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