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                  you are ugly    and you have to live with that          yepp yepp     fallos is back       vanilla ice rules                                       
      all text in this intro reflects the view of fallos of cinefex design      my opinions may not represent those of other members of cinefex                                       
credits coming down      coding and logo by fallos          music by bit          fonts by dexter                                       
yo             this is the great mr nobody eating cats        we are now located in the official asylmotak in arendal and  we are just waiting for some cool fmi guyz to shoot uz down   it is cool to be a grasseating cow      mr nobody siging off  cu                                          
hidiho dette er en mega fucking til ragnar tonsberg the fucking hilsen vidar    han er den ekleste gutten som finnes                                       
hei      jeg heter floppy    jeg har en genser paa meg  hi       i am floppy         i wear a sweater on my dick and i want to say     cdtv er bra     jeg kan trylle    naa tryller jeg fram en tekst   hokus pokus fillojokkus 



            *** USER ANALYSIS SYSTEM V1.0 ***

                  *** (c) FALLOS 1991 ***

PLEASE CONNECT BRAINS TO USERPORT .........................

OK. SCANNING BRAIN FOR DATA ...............................

DATA FOUND (2kByte). DATA STATUS : GARBAGE. FORMATING BRAIN. PLEASE WAIT


Ready.
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! AT ANY TIME YOU CAN PAUSE THE TEXT/SCROLL BY PRESSING RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON !

       ! DO N O T TOUCH THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON ! IT EXITS THE INTRO !

OK?    



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                           p r e s e n t s

              `` I GUESS I HAD TO RELEASE SOMETHING?? ``

        date >  29/9-91                 

        place > the imp 666 and razor 1911 asylmottakparty
                 


              First some info about this code !
              ---------------------------------

It is very old. But i just wanted to make something, so i took an old
routine and added this little text writer. So here you have it.

The logo consists of 343 individual blitter objects, each with its
own sinustable. 

The scroller is made up by 368 blitterobjects.

Music     -> B.I.T
Fonts     -> Dexter
Logo+Code -> Fallos

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We are now at the IMP-666 and RAZOR 1911 copyparty in Arendal...

Party greetings must go to these suckers :

??? of IMP-666
Vidar Kristian Middelthun Saettem
Steinar og Erland (ble dere glade naa?)
Mr. Nobody and Floppy of Cinefex (Our new members!)
Eyvind and Robert of somelamearchimedesgroup
Rectum Rider of Flash Productions

And these persons who didn`t make it to the party:

Foddex of Cinefex - you are too lazy!
Nautic of Cinefex - going to a copyparty without you, is like
 going to the toilet without getting an orgasm
Jackmix of Crb - stay home. stay lame.

Party status:

There are only 200 people here. But i still kinda like it...

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And now some interesting talk about hollidays. OK, it`s been some
months since summer, but who misses it anyway??? 
I mean, do YOU miss the topless girls at the beach??? 
If you don`t, i have some good advice for you. Spend your next holliday
in VESTLANDET in NORWAY! I did... And here are the attractions :

                   - cows (in all colours & shapes)
                   - rain (always wet)
                   - mountains (usually too high)
                   - clear water (with acids & dead fish)
                   - tractors (big ones)


I lived at my uncles BIIIIIG farm, and because it was so booring
(the cows were the only company), i learnt the cow-language...!

       Did you know that `MUUUUH` actually means `YES` ?????

Then I could at least communicate a bit, and i have to tell you,

       cows really do anything if you ask `em!


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And now some cow anatomy : 

Unlike other animals, the cow has got four dicks. And if you pull
one of `em, they get an orgasm at once. That has a natural
explanation. Cows don`t like to fuck (i have discovered), so they
want to do it FAST! With four dicks it`s much easier to hit the
hole, and the orgasm comes at once. Then the cow can start it`s
favourite activity again : eating. It is eating a lot, because it
has got FOUR stomaches. It takes time to fill `em all.

How to milk it :

In the good old days nobody had to milk the cows, because then it was
nothing called `VINMONOPOLET` so alcohol was very cheap. But, someone
had to spoil the fun, and poor people had to find something else to
drink. Water was never considered, because as you all know, Jackmix
has pissed in it.

Then somebody invented the milking machine. A milking machine, if you
haven`t seen one before, works with the same principles as a diskdrive.
You put the cow into it, then it starts working until the cow looks
like a pot of moshed potatoes, the cow-hair and horn-particles dissapear
in a filter, and then you`re left with MILK!

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      WHY THE HELL DOES TIP/PHENOMENA LOOK LIKE HE DOES????

To answer this question, i had to make a new religion. It`s called
FALLOSIOLISM and it`s based on reincarnation. Not like in hinduismus,
where they think that if you are bad, you`ll be a flower in your next
life. No. My thery is that your actions in this life, will decide how
you look in your next.

TIP of Phenomena used to shit on the table, shit on the floor, shit
on the car, shit in the car, shit in his daddys ashtray, shit on
dogs & cats, shit on carrots, sit on carrots, and talk shit about
other decent people.

Now, in this life, everytime he looks at his face in the mirror, he will
be reminded about what he did.

If you don`t want to end up like TIP, please join my religion!
Prizes range from 10kr for beeing a president in an African country
in your next life, to 1000kr for an instructionbook in how to get to
nirvana (incl. Magnum .44 with amunition).

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Coders corner:
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Try this one out(Inconvex trippledoubled 50 frames buffer):

    move.l   #program,$80.w
    trap     #0
    moveq.l  #0,d0
    rts

program:
    jmp      $fc00d2

 eller

    move.l   #0,d0
    divs     #0,d0
    rte
           (Press the right one to pause)   - Floppy








  FUCKINGS TO Fascistic Aryan Storm Troopers, ALSO KNOWN AS F.A.S.T!

  I JUST DON`T LIKE NAZIS PUTTING A PRIZE ON PEOPLES HEADS....

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YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CINEFEX DESIGN PRODUCTION.

                      (?) \bIT\dEXTER\fALLOS\ 1991.