Yo ladies !! Yo fellas !! This is the one and only child-eating @ agent criminal @ proud to present 'psycode' for you... This has been my main project on amiga almost since last autumn ... If you think now that i'm slow and lazy then consider that i'm living in oslo and i'm only home with my amiga some lousy hours every 2nd week .. also consider that i've coded every f**king bit of this demo myself (except for the linedrawing-routine (i haven't got the time nor the patience to mess around with disappearing blitter-bits.... (this should have been much better documented from commodores!))). Anyway i'm kinda relalalaxad have debugged and finnished this product and i'm very happy to have the pleasure to share it to thousands of computer-freaks all over the world !! A big thanx goes to the cool dudes who have given a copy of &psycode% to someone they know !! Oh god! the amigan scene sure is cool ?? This demo was originally to be released on the cryptoburners-party in porsgrun but due to my bad luck i had to work during the whole party.... more bad luck followed : last day on work i collided my fathers car injuring it for almost 30000! So we planned to arrange a big release party for this demo instead... fallos b.i.t dexter nautic and echo showed up .... cool but what happens ??? - buhu - ... i get this weird decease !!! (maybe my drinking water has been polluted ? :-) so instead of joining & the party of this century % i feel like having the & hangover of this century % without touching alco !!! i think god is against me ! Well let's hear what the other guys on this release-party have got to say ... Nautic ?? where are you nautic ? ahh there he is.. in the cupboard frying his party-trousers!! Naughty nautic is on the keys !!! This scrolltext should have been written yesterday, but due to consuming too much alcohol nothing was written. but you might want to have a short refere of yesterdays happenings. after having a heavy vorspiel, we headed for town. dexter and b.i.t where low on money so we had to fix'em for free into the disco. the only way was thru the girls toilet. that is thru the window. the only problem was to get the window opened. dexter turned his charme on and hooked a girl to help him from the inside i was supposed to hold the window while they were climbing in but the owner of the place suddenly showed up and i had to drop the window and run. unfortunately dexter still had his hand in the window. after a bunch of hours in town we stabled all 7 into a pirattaxi and headed home but real computerfreaks continues to party. heading for the beach for a nightbath (nude???). this is enough from me. bye !!! Fallos here.... well nautic, some nightbath eh? swimming in the local waterreservoir after letting go of a major shit in it is not exectly what i would call bathing. i might just as well swim in the toilet... i hope this will not be another of your bad habbits! The only sensible persons here seem to be b.i.t and dexter (and me ofcourse). even the coder of this demo is what you might call unnormal. he claims being sick now. but he always does that when there is a copyparty or something. he just wants us to feel sorry for him! but The sickest person is not present now. we are ofcourse talking about foddex yesterday when we where going to pick him up to go to this place it was impossible to find him. he is so shy that he does not dare to meet other people. what are we going to do about such people???? any suggestions b.i.t...? Weeeell... he he.. maybe we should consider kicking him out? but no.. that would be too cruel.. so from now on he is just a 0.5 member.....He.. he..he.. but Let us change the subject here! ...What do ya think about the nice man in the start of the demo? (yes,the one with the biggie!!)..well i think he is fuckn cooool!! and ofcourse that does not surprise you (and me) cause it was me who was the model! and it was hard work too! i had to have half-stand boner all the time while the others were creating the vector-ball version...... . . . oh,i got so horny writing this text,i have to go to the bathroom.... this is b.i.t signing off..(and if you wonder what b.i.t means it is beethovens inner talent and i am a musician..) ... .. . . . La la dee da da lada Heres dexter typing some crap. Let's start with send a big fuck to neutikk for imploding my right hand (fuck!! no masturbating for at least a week!!). Now a little tip for horror lovers: if you want something real terrifying come to nautic and take a nightbath with him (caution: might destroy parts of your brain.) Now a question to zniper of wizzcat/norway? are you allways such a asshole and lame? i just cant figure that one out... I've got nothing more write so see ya in our next production. Nautic and dexters last word in this production is : We send our biggest quatromultiplexed fuckings to..... (wondering?) rod stewart. he is a real pain in the ass. do us a favour and dont buy his records (panncakes) Commercial break !!! Tada-da-dabah daa daa tv schopp ... passa paa! ring och bestell de here underbara skrapet... Aktivstoff: triclogard og copolymer bakteriebelegg redusert med opptil 85 prosent... fem-og-aatti prosent ??!?!!!!?? Ja ingen annen tannpasta har vist noe bedre resultat.. Well this is farbror criminal again och nuu ... och nuuu ja ! nu ska jag beretta enn saga ! men foerst skall jag ta enn bira !! da blir man saa glad och frisk och ... (slurp glugg glugg..) ... Ja nuuu ja ... Once upon a time in a place near fredrikstad called gresvik there lived a sucker in pact with the evil satan himself.. his name was 'olav ruud' but he was called ola the troll or just ola coz everyone knew he hated that. hence: ola the troll is hereby chosen to 'sucker of the century' why?? because he is a psycopath and everybody i know who has met him simply hates him and he was my teacher for 3 horrorful years! message to olav the troll : &if ya can read ya son-of-a-motherfucker then remember that i'm gonna take an awful revenge at ya!! and when i do you're gonna wish you were never born !!!% ha-haa-hehehe....ho-hoooooo.... To you other cool dudes that still hang on to this scroller i can tell that this demo is rated x and is not to be viewed by persons less than 16 without company of their parents.. This is so you can ask them if you're wondering about anything (i.e why dick woodcock's dick (in part 2) is longer than yours or you simply wanna get some basic tips and tricks when it comes to fist-fucking.)
here comes a
320 by 64
rubber-logo
in four colours
this is,
as far as i know
the biggest
rubber-logo
ever !!
waiting
for
the greetings ?
here they come ..
(push butt to leave)
the next routine is
piece of cake
to make with logos
consisting of
eight colors or less
however,it takes
a m a n to do it
with more colours...
well,almost :)
my routine uses
a 16-coloured one
(plus 16 shaded)
criminal presents
for the first time:
jelly-rotations
check it out
on the last 3 objx
golden greetings
to
the coolest
cryptoburners
crusaders
anarchy
vision
quartex
red sector
tristar
shadow systems
deadline
dual crew
amiga f.lancers
aurora
the silents
abnormal
rebels
bloodsuckers
scoopex
brain wave
andromeda
pure met. coders
phenomena
links
budbrain
paradox
fairlight
network
complex
them
chromance
alcatraz
cave
absence
the spec. bros.
crypt
crionics
flash
pussy
cycroon
amaze
powerpack
irc-hellos to
celebrandil/pha
tec/crb
bilbo/accession
jabba/it
hihat/links
delirium
dr.dma
offence
mr.scary
omen
richie
pyth
credits for
this demo
code and design
by
criminal
soundtrack
by
echo
graphics
16-color logo
and this font
by
dexter
4-color logo
by
criminal
wonderful
decrunchpicture
drawn by
wilpet
attention !!
i wanna buy
the following
stuff for my
amiga:
* keyboard
* front panel
* cia b-chip
and also
* a power supply
for my cbm64
contact me at
(joy to freeze)
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svein johansen
lokenv.13
1742 klavestadh.
norway
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i also wanna
swap experiences
with
other coders
older than
18 years of age.
naughty nautic
are going into
swapping bizz.
again !!
contact him at:
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nautic/cinefex
alex wilhelmsen
blessomv.32
1700 sarpsborg
norway
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cinefex design
lunatic
productions
1991
thank you
for spending
some minutes
with this demo
presents