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SIR MONKEY/CHROME          BRINGS YOU:            JUST A LITTLE DEMO....             PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO STOP SCROLL.          NOW I AM PUNISHING ALL OF YOU OVER THERE. I DON`T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN THIS DEMO SHOULD BE RELEASED, BUT TODAY IS 25.3.1991 AND I WILL WRITE MOST OF THESE FUCKING SCROLLTEXTS TONIGHT.         I AM REALLY VERY SORRY IF YOU MAY FIND SOME BUGS BUT USUALLY THEY AREN`T MADE BY ME. IT`S THE CRUNCHER WHICH MAKES THOSE BUGS!!           CREDITS ARE NOT AVAILABE, `CAUSE I HAVE JUST LOST MY CREDIT CARD SOMEWHERE AND SO ALL MY CREDITS ARE GONE.  BUT HERE`S SOME CASH: MAYBE YOU JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT ALL WAS MADE BY ME, SIR MONKEY < THE APE FACE > AND CONTACTING ADDRESSES (NOW GET YOURSELF) PAPER AND PENCIL) ARE:                                            ...COMING SOON. NOW JUST A LITTLE BIT BULLSHIT.      BECAUSE I DON`T HAVE LITTLE BROTHER OR BROTHER AT ALL I HAVE TO WRITE MY SCROLLTEXT BY MYSELF. GOD I HATE THIS JOB! BUT MAYBE IF I JUST WRITE SOMETHING STUPID TEXT, IT`LL BE OVER SOON.      BUT NOW I`M GETTING SERIOUS: THE CONTACT ADDRESSES ARE AS FOLLOWS:    VULCAN:     P.O.BOX 13     82800 VIMPELI     FINLAND    =    ALIEN:     P.O.BOX 135     33721 TAMPERE     FINLAND    =    THERE WAS `EM ALL (BOTH). IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME, YOU HAVE TO FIND MY ADDRESS FROM MY PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS. I HAVE FOUND THAT ONLY LAMERS WILL CONTACT ME...   ALL RIGHT!  GREETINGS MUST GO TO ALL CONTACTS OF CHROME. NO I WILL GO TO A BRAKE. WHY DON`T YOU DO THE SAME???                                                                     SORRY FOR ONLY SO FEW VECTOR-OBJECTS, BUT I JUST DON`T HAVE THE IMAGINATION REQUIRED TO DESIGN 102 DIFFERENT VECTOR-OBJECTS... I JUST MADE FEW TO DEMONSTRATE THE FILLINGROUTINE AND I HAVE MUCH ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH ALL OF THEM ALREADY. MAYBE BETTER VECTORROUTINE WOULD ALSO GIVE ME MORE WAYS TO EXPRESSIVE MYSELF TROUGH FILLED VECTORS...                FUCKIN` TIRED TO MAKE THIS DEMO I NOW WILL SOON FINISH THIS BULLSHIT, WHICH I HAVE TO DO. I WON`T PROMISE ANYTHING BUT IT MAY BE THAT MORE PRODUCTIONS ARE COMIN`...             BYE NOW. SIR MONKEY SIGNING OFF.