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            AT LAST          IT'S HERE          THE FIRST MEGADEMO FROM          "CHAOS"         RELEASE DATE OF THIS DEMO: 12/2/89...   MEMBERS OF "CHAOS" ARE: "PHOTON" THE CODER  -  "SNOWMAN" THE ARTIST  -  "TEKNICHIAN" THE SWAPPER  -  "VELKRO" THE LAZY BASTARD...   CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO GO TO: "PHOTON" FOR THE CRAZY CODING, "SNOWMAN" FOR THE GRAFIXX, AND "FROG OF D.O.C" FOR THE WELL HARD MUZIK...     TO CONTACT MEMBERS OF "CHAOS" WRITE TO:   "PHOTON", 10 STEPHENS GARDENS, LITTLE SUTTON, L66 4QA, ENGLAND  -  TEL: U.K. (051) 339 3874     OR     "SNOWMAN", 18 PALM GROVE, E/PORT, L66 2PU, ENGLAND  -  TEL: U.K. (051) 355 3564     OR     "TEKNICHIAN", 5 PEAR TREE WAY, GREAT SUTTON, L66 2YP, ENGLAND  -  TEL: U.K. (051) 339 1851...  IF YOU DECIDE TO PHONE THEN PLEASE PHONE BETWEEN 6:00PM AND 11:00PM DURING THE WEEKDAYS...          BEFORE I (PHOTON) GO ANY FURTHER I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE TO "FROG" FOR RIPPING HIS MUZIK, BUT AT THE MOMENT "CHAOS" HAS GOT NO MUZIK MAN (OR WOMEN). I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T MIND FROG AND WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN, WE PROMISE...   IF THERE ARE ANY GOOD AMIGA MUSICIANS AROUND THEN PLEASE GET IN CONTACT WITH US, AS WE DESPERATELY NEED ORIGINAL MUZIK...     RIGHT THEN, BEFORE I BULLSHIT ANYMORE, I WILL TELL YOU THAT IT'S TIME FOR THE PART OF THE SCROLLTEXT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...    YEEAAHHH!!!    THE GREETINGS LIST, BUT HOLD ON. IF I PRINT THE GREETINGS LIST NOW, WHAT'S TO GARENTEE THAT YOU'LL READ THE REST OF THE TEXT???   RIGHT THEN BEFORE THEY SCROLL PAST YOU MUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL READ RIGHT TO THE VERY END.      YOU PROMISE???      ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH???      ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT LYING???      ALRIGHT THEN I BELIEVE YOU, SO THEREFORE "CHAOS" SENDS CHOMBLEA GREETINGS AND SEXY KISSES TO:      sABC-KILLERS  -  ACADEMY  -  ACCESSION  -  ACCUMULATORS  -  ACID  -  ACT  -  ACTION FORCE  -  ACKERLIGHT  -  AFTERBURNERS  -  ALPHAFLIGHT  -  AMIGA INDUSTRIES  -  AMIGA ACTION  -  ANC  -  ANTITRAX 2010  -  AXION  -  BAMIGA SECTOR ONE  -  BATCH/ZENITH  -  BATMAN  -  BEASTIE BOYS  -  BLIZZARD  -  BYTE KILLERS  -  CASCADE  -  CLOUD 9  -  CRIME U.K. -  CRUSH  -  CRYPTOBURNERS  -  CULPRITS  -  DEATHSTAR  -  DELTA FORCE (SLAINE)  -  DESTINY  -  DEXION  -  DIGI TECH  -  D.O.C. (HI FROG) -  DOMINATORS  -  EAGLE SOFT  -  EQUINOXE  -  FASHION  -  FREE ACCESS  -  FREESTYLE U.K. -  HCC  -  HCS 1991 (THE AVENGER)  -  HELLOWEEN  -  HQC  -  ICS  -  IPEC ELITE  -  INTRUDER  -  IT  -  ITALIAN BAD BOYS  -  JAN X AND THE A-TEAM  -  JAT  -  JEWELS  -  JUNGLE COMMAND  -  KEFRENS  -  KNIGHT HAWKS  -  LADS  -  LIGHT CIRCLE  -  LIGHTFORCE  -  MAD MONKS  -  MAGNIFICENT FORCE  -  MASTER WINCHESTER  -  MEGAFORCE  -  MEGAVISION  -  MIRAGE U.K. (AXXION)  -  NEUTRAL ZONE CRACKERS  -  NEWSTYLE  -  NITRAX U.K. (KERNI)  -  NLF  -  NORTHEN LIGHTS  -  NORTHSTAR AND FAIRLIGHT  -  ORACLE  -  PENTAGON  -  PHALANX  -  PHENOMENA  -  PIRANHAS  -  POWER DRIVE  -  POWERLORDS  -  POWERPRIDE  -  PROPHETS AG  -  QUADLITE  -  QUARTEX  -  QUORAM  -  RANDOM ACCESS  -  RAWFORCE  -  RAZOR (WE ALL LIKED YOUR MUZIK)  -  RED SECTOR AND DEFJAM  -  SCOUSE CRACKING GROUP  -  SCT  -  SINNERS  -  SLL  -  SPREADPOINT (BIONIC)  -  SPY AND MIND  -  STACK AND THE X-MEN  -  STEEL PULSE  -  SYSTEM Z  -  TEAM X  -  TETRAGON  -  TFT  -  THE COPY CREW (KOEN)  -  THE CRAZY PYTHON  -  THE DISK DOCTOR  -  THE DRUIDS  -  THE FALCON  -  THE GOONIES  -  THE NEW MASTERS  -  THE RED DRAGON  -  THE SILENTS  -  THE SUPERVISORS  -  THE WEB INC  -  THRUST  -  TOP SWAP  -  TRIANGLE  -  TRILOGY  -  TRISTAR  -  TRONIC  -  TSK CREW (NICE DEMO)  -  UNIT A  -  VISION FACTORY AND THE BEYONDERS  -  VORTEX 42  -  WILD COPPER  -  WIZARDS  -  WORLD OF WONDERS  -  YES  -  X-MEN U.K. -  XXX INTERNATIONAL  -  XYZ SOFT...     AND THATS ALL FOLKS, AND IF WE'VE MISSED YOU OUT THEN WE ARE TRULEY SORRY, BUT LIFES A REAL BUMMER SOMETIMES...   OH WELL, LIFE GOES ON...          RIGHT THEN, NOW THAT THE GREETINGS HAVE ALL BEEN SAID, IT'S TIME FOR ME (PHOTON) TO TYPE IN A FEW KBYTES OF SHITTY SCROLLTEXT...     FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO CODE, THEREFORE THIS DEMO ISN'T AS TECHNICAL (OR SHOULD THAT BE TEKNICAL) AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT TO BE, SO WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT DEMO (RELEASE DATE: WHO KNOWS??? I SURE AS HELL DON'T!!!)...     IT'S NOW 3 HOURS UNTIL THE PARTY AND I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED CODING IN ALL THIS SCROLLTEXT, I DECIDED THAT I SHOULD AT LEAST TRY TO TYPE SOMETHING, SEEMS AS I FORCED BOTH SNOWMAN AND TEKNICHIAN TO DO SOME...     I WON'T TELL YOU HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE SCROLLTEXT, AS YOU KNOW ALL THAT CRAP ALREADY. SO ALL I'LL SAY IS "I'M RUNNING OUT OF INSPIRATION FAST"...     OH YEAH!!!   THAT'S IT!!!   HAS ANYONE HEARD OF BI-ANNUAL SEADS???      THAT IS, YOU PLANT THEM THIS YEAR AND THEY GROW THE LAST YEAR???   WHICH THEREFORE MEANS, ONCE YOU HAVE HARVESTED YOUR CROP YOU MUST THEN SOW THE SEEDS TO ENSURE THAT THE CROP YOU HAVE JUST HARVESTED GROWS THE YEAR BEFORE???      IF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY SUCH MAGICAL SEEDS, OR YOU JUST WANT TO SWAP IDEAS ABOUT CODING THEN PLEASE CONTACT ME (PHOTON) AT MY ADDRESS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCROLLTEXT...     --- "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF FRANK, AN ATARI-ST USER" ---    TODAY I WOKE UP, I THINK???  I HAD TO GET UP EARLY TO TAKE THE BUDGIE FOR A WALK, MY PARENTS SAID I NEEDED THE EXERCISE???  WHEN I EVENTUALLY GOT BACK I RUSHED UPSTAIRS AND TURNED ON MY WONDER ATARI-ST, BUT TO MY HORROR, NOTHING HAPPENED "OH NO IT'S BROKEN" I SAID, "NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOAD IN MY SPREADSHEET PACKAGES ANYMORE".  SO I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND PHONED UP THE COMPUTER MAN TO EXPLAIN MY PROBLEMS, "HELLO MR COMPUTER MAN" I SAID, "BUT I OWN AN ATARI-ST AND AT THE MOMENT IT'S NOT WORKING".  "OH!" SAID MR COMPUTER MAN, "IF I WERE YOU I'D THROW THAT PILE OF SHIT IN THE BIN AND BUY A COMMODORE AMIGA INSTEAD" SCREAMED MR COMPUTER MAN, AFTER WHICH HE HUNG UP!!!  SO I SLOWLY CLIMBED BACK UPSTAIRS TO MY BEDROOM, WITH MY HEAD BETWEEN MY LEGS AND WONDERING WHY I HAD NO DICK???  "THAT'S IT" I SHOUTED, AS I REALISED THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM, SELL MY ATARI-ST AND BUY A,  A,  A,  BUY A SINCLAIR PC!!!      THE END      STORY BY PHOTON (BASED ON A REAL PERSON, WHO UNFORTUNATELY STILL OWNS AN ATARI-ST)...   IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE MORE THAN AN ST-USER, THEN IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A SINCLAIR PC-USER, I MEAN WHAT I PILE OF SHIT!!! IT SUPPORTS UPTO 8 COLOURS, WOOPY FUCKING DOO!!!  ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ALL THIS SLANDER AND ON WITH THE IMPORTANT BITS...      WELL I'M BORED SO I'LL NOW HAND THE KEYBOARD TO SOMEONE ELSE WHO SHARES MY FEELINGS FOR THE ATARI-ST...      FAREWELL AND SEE YOU ALL SOON...   SIGNED "PHOTON"...           YO!  BIG BUMS OUT THERE!!!  (BET THAT GOT YOU'RE ATTENTION - HAH!)   -  YEP THIS IS THE TEKNICHIAN HERE!  JUMPING ONTO YOUR SCREENS WITH MY BIT OF SCROLLTEXT.     RIGHT THEN, SINCE I'VE BEEN FORCED INTO DOING A BIT OF SCROLL TEXT (BY THE SNOWMAN AND PHOTON WITH THE USE OF A GUN!) I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE IN A TODGE BIT OF TEXT.     WELL THIS IS OUR FIRST DEMO WHICH WAS CODED BY OUR MEGA AND SUPER CODER - "PHOTON" - (OH SHUCKS TEKKY - PHOTON)   THERE WILL BE MUCH MORE DEMOS BY US SO GET USED TO OUR NAME!!!!     WE'VE GOT ALL THE MEMBERS THAT WE WANT EXCEPT FOR A !! MUSICIAN !!...  IF YOU CAN HELP THEN PLEASE GET IN CONTACT WITH US (I'M THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF PUBLIC RELATIONS SO WRITE OR CALL ME - "THE TEKNICHIAN" - (FIND MY ADDRESS AND TEL. NUMBER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TEXT)).  WE ONLY WANT GOOD MUSICIANS SO PLEASE DON'T GET IN CONTACT IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE UP TO THE JOB.     SOME OF YOU WILL KNOW THAT MYSELF AND THE SNOWMAN LEFT STATIC DREAMS (AND SO CAUSING IT TO DIE) TO FORM "CHAOS" WITH PHOTON AND VELKRO. SO PLEASE, TO THOSE WHO STILL GREET US AS STATIC DREAMS PLEASE STOP AND CALL US BY OUR NEW NAME ( "CHAOS" TO THOSE OF NO INTELLIGENCE AT ALL )  ..  ..  ..  ..  ..  ..  GUESS WHAT ?!?!?!, WELL 'COS YOU'VE NO IDEA OF WHAT TO GUESS I WILL TELL YOU  -  I FINALLY STRIPPED THAT "BUSH BITCH" FROM "HOLLYWOOD PRO POKER"!!!! (MY APOLOGIES TO THE WOMAN WHO POSED FOR THE DIGITIZING OF THE PICCYS)......  SOME PEOPLE CAN DO HER NO SWEAT BUT NOT ME, THE COMPUTER CHEATS BY GIVING ME REALLY CRAPPY CARDS AND WHEN I DO GET A GOOD HAND SHE ALWAYS JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE A BETTER ONE!!!  -  OH YEAH IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT "HOLLYWOOD PRO POKER" THEN GET IT JUST TO HAVE A LAUGH AT THE BUSH BITCH!!!     OK NOW ONTO THE SERIOUS BIT OF TEXT    IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHO THE HELL THIS GROUP IS CALLED "CHAOS" THEN PLEASE CONSIDER THAT WE ARE A NEW TEAM AND THAT THIS IS OUR FIRST PRODUCT UNDER THE NAME "CHAOS".  A SPECIAL NOTE TO CAPTAIN ZAG OF RAINBOW CHAOS  -  WE DIDN'T RIP YOUR NAME, THE NAME WAS THOUGHT UP BEFORE WE HAD CONTACT.     I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WHILE JUST THINKING ABOUT NOTHING (NOT EASY TO DO!) AND THEN I HAD A GREAT IDEA ABOUT A NEW DEMO - THE IDEA WAS BRILLIANT AND SO I RANG THE SNOWMAN ABOUT IT.  HE SAID THAT IT WAS HIS IDEA AND SO WE ARGUED HE SAID THAT HE THOUGHT OF IT AGES AGO AND TOLD ME THEN.  I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST BUT I SUPPOSE THE SNOWMAN'S GREATLY ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE OUTWEIGHS MY OWN.   ANYWAY THE IDEA IS ONE THAT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY MEGA WHEN IT'S CODED (ERRM IF IT'S CODED - IT COULD PROVE TO BE A TAT HARD, BUT I'M SURE PHOTON CAN HANDLE IT!)   WATCH OUT FOR IT !! (IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CODE AS THE ANIMATION IS SUCH A MAMMOUTH TASK!!!).            THIS SCROLLTEXT (STILL NOT ENDED) HAS NOT AND WILL NOT BREAK ANY RECORDS - I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT I COULD WRITE ENOUGH TO MAKE 15 KBYTES OF SCROLLTEXT AND IF I DID (OR IS THAT DO ??) IT WOULD PISS ME OFF SO MUCH THAT I WOULD PROBABLY COMMIT SUICIDE!      MESSAGES - MESSAGES - MESSAGES  :  ANY MESSAGES ?? - NOPE! I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE IN ANY EXCEPT : HOPE YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!     I'VE NOW BEEN AT THIS TYPING LARK FOR ABOUT ERMMMM LET MY MIND WORK IT OUT :        A TOTAL OF 1:15 HOURS!!   I'M QUITE PLEASED THAT IT WENT RELATIVELY QUICK, ALTHOUGH LISTENING TO THE RADIO (96.7 FM - RADIO CITY: THE BEST STATION IN THE NATION!) HELPED THE TIME TO PASS QUICKER THAN USUAL.  I'VE GOT A WHOLE WEEK OFF NEXT WEEK AND IT'S THE WEEKEND NOW SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A LONG RELAXING TIME, ALTHOUGH THE BLOODY PHONE AND THE POSTMAN WILL WAKE ME UP EVERYDAY! ONE ADVANTAGE IS THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO POST ALL MY PARCLES THE SAME DAY AND I CAN GET RID OF ALL THE OUTSTANDING PARCELS OWED!!     OK ALL MY BRAIN CELLS HAVE DECIDED TO STOP ALL FUNCTIONS SO I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO FINISH HERE, SO ALL THAT IS LEFT THAT I HAVE TO SAY IS BYYEEE FOR NOW!!!   SIGNED "THE TEKNICHIAN"...                  ANYONE STILL THERE?......     I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE AFTER ALL THAT SHIT BY THE TEKNICHIAN......     OH YES, THIS IS THE SNOWMAN NOW TYPING, SITING IN THE TEKNICHIAN'S HOUSE USING HIS AMIGA WHILE HE..... WELL, I DON'T KNOW REALLY, HE HAS BUGGERED OFF AND LEFT ME ALONE!     THIS DEMO WILL BE RELEASED ON WEDNESDAY WHEN ALL THE TEXT HAS BEEN PUT TOGETHER, AND WE CRUNCH THE BEASTLY THING.......  WEDNESDAY THE WHAT?    I DON'T BLOODY KNOW!  I AM NOT THAT ORGANISED.     A FEW MESSAGES TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE..       BUZZAW, ICE, DRACO, TOMMY, CHARLIE, ROTOR, ODIN, AND ALL MY OTHER EX-CONTACTS...   SORRY FOR DROPPING YOU SO SUDDENLY BUT... I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED WHY I STOPPED SWAPPING IN MY LETTERS TO YOU..     NEXT.....    ANYONE HEARD OF A GROUP CALLED RGB?        NO?    NOT SURPRISED REALLY....   HEE HEE (HI ROB AND THE BOYS!).    WELL ME AND THE TEKNICHAIN MUST BE GOING SOON TO SEE "ROGER RABBIT"..  YES, YES,   WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET!    BUT CONSIDERING THAT IT IS ON AT THE LOCAL CINEMA, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GO AND SEE IT (WITH OUT STUDENT DISCOUNTS OF COURSE!!!)      WHERE WAS I?     OH YES, MESSAGES......      HELLO RYAN, THANKS FOR YOUR LETTER AND SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT!.......     HELLO TO MARIANNE.K IN NORWAY - HELLO CUTIE! SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN LATELY, BUT I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY (YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS, BUT BUZZZAW WILL)......      DON'T WORRY....   MARIANNE IS FEMALE, I AM NOT AN UPHILL GARDENER!    OOOPS! HAVE JUST DROPPED LOADS OF CRUMBS INTO THE TEKNICHAIN'S DISK BOX,   PHEW! HE HASN'T NOTICED... HE IS BUSY READING SOME MAG.     JESUS, THIS IS BORING EH....   WHERE WAS I?    OH YES, CONTACT ME, (ALTHOUGH NOT FOR SWAPPING, THAT'S THE TEKNICHIANS JOB).. MY ADDRESS IS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCROLLTEXT WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS ADDRESSE'S...     ANYWAY, MUST DASH...   SIGNED "THE SNOWMAN"...           RIGHT THEN, IT'S ME AGAIN...   YEEAAHH!!!   WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO???   PHOTON OF COURSE...      IT'S NEARLY THE END OF THIS OUR FIRST MEGA SCROLLTEXT SO I'VE JUST GOT TIME FOR A FEW PERSONAL GREETINGS WHICH GO TO JASON (I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD PUT YOUR NAME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCROLLTEXT THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE READ THE REST)...      OH WELL, IT'S TIME FOR ME AND THE REST OF THE TEAM TO SAY GOODNIGHT SO FAREWELL, UNTIL THE NEXT TIME.................................... ERM, ALRIGHT WISE ARSE, I SAID IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, SO PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND LEAVE ME IN PIECE.................................... RIGHT THEN, I GETTING A TINY BIT PISSED-OFF, SO PLEASE PRESS THE MOUSE BUTTON SO THAT I CAN GO AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT....................................   OH WELL, FUCK IT!!!    I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SIT HERE ALL NIGHT TYPING ALL THIS SHIT, SO I'LL JUST DO A WRAP-A-ROUND AND MAYBE YOU'LL GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PIECE, HUH???....................................w