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WELL KISS MY HAIRY BACKSIDE, IT'S ANOTHER "CHAOS & MEGADETHs" PRODUCTION... BOUGHT TO YOU BY "PHOTON" OF "CHAOSs"... CREDITS FOR THIS LITTLE ORGASM GOES TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE... CODING BY "PHOTON" MUZIC BY "DEEK" PICTURE DIGITISED BY "FRAXION" (SORRY FOR RIPPING IT, BUT THE PERSON WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DIGITISE US SOME PICCIES LET US DOWN!!! WELL, I HAD ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THAT THIS DEMO WOULD BE RELEASED JUST AFTER THE PCW-SHOW, BUT I THEN DECIDED TO RELEASE IT AT THE "MAFIA" COPY-PARTY IN WALES!!! (A FUNNY PLACE TO HOLD A PARTY, BUT WHO CARES???)... WELL AS YOU'VE PROBABLY GUESSED, THIS IS A MULTI-SCRAPPER-SCREEN-SCROLLER (A MEGADEMO ISN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT ONE!!!)... WELL YOU CAN WATCH THE COMPUTER OR IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ROMPING BETTER FX, THEN WANK YOU MOUSE ALL OVER THE MAT??? BOING!!! BOING!!! WELL IT'S ME AGAIN (PHOTON) AND AS THE SCROLLY IS BECOMING A TAD BORING, I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY (AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT VELKROS KNOB!!!)... WELL THIS STORY IS ABOUT HOW MYSELF, SNOWWY AND TEKKY TOOK TURNS SLEEPING IN THE BOOT OF A CAR TO GET TO THE COMMODORE SHOW, WAY BACK IN SEPTEMBER... WELL IT WAS GREAT FUN, THERE WERE PLENTY OF BLANKETS AND PILLOWS, SO WE WERE VERY COMFORTABLE!!! A BIT CRAMPED BUT WE STILL GOT THERE IN ONE PIECE... ONCE THERE WE HAD A LOOK AROUND, DRANK SOME GUINESS, LOOKED AROUND, DRANK SOME GUINESS, SAW THE BIT-MAP-BROTHERS, DRANK EVEN MORE GUINESS (BOY, ARE THOSE BIT-MAP-BROTHERS FUKIN BORING), TALKED TO A FEW PEOPLE (HI ALL YOU GUYZ, SPECIAL HELLO TO DAN AND ANDI OF SLIPSTREAM) AND OF COURSE WE HAD A FEW MORE GUINESS'S ASWELL... ANYWAY, DURING ALL THIS DRINKING, WE COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO TAKE TURNS IN THE BOOT AGAIN!!! SO WE FELT COMPLETELY ILL (AND TURNED A VERY AMUSING SHADE OF GREEN). I AM SURE THAT PANTHER HIT ALL THE POT-HOLES DELIBERATELY TO MAKE US FEEL WORSE!!! OH WELL, THATS THE END OF ALL THAT CRAP!!! COLLEGE AT THE MOMENT IS DEAD SHITE, WE'RE BEING TAUGHT COBOL & DBASE (WHOOPY-FUKIN-DOO!!!)... I'M GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY MANLY CHEST!!! IT'S NOW TIME TO HAND OVER TO THE SNOWMAN (OR SNOWWY AS WE CALL HIM!!!)...OH, BEFORE I GO, SHOULD ANY OF YOU WILD & CRAZY DUDES EVER WISH TO CONTACT ME, THEN WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS: PHOTON, 10 STEPHENS GARDENS, LITTLE SUTTON, CHESHIRE, L66 4QA, ENGLAND... I PROMISE 100 PERCENT REPLIES (UNLESS YOUR LETTER IS A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT IN THAT CASE, I SUPPOSE YOU WOULDN'T WRITE)... CHAOS AND MEGADETH DO IT AGAIN! MAYBE OUR GREATEST PRODUCTION YET.. SO JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE.. THIS IS THE SNOWMAN AT THE BOARD AND I'M GONNA BE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE... (CAN'T DO THIS IN C CAN YOU ROBIN????) RIGHT, A HEARTY HELLO GOES TO PAUL (PORSCHE) OF NUKEBUSTERS - NEW ZEALAND.. HI THERE! NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU THE OTHER DAY, AND THANKS FOR ASKING ABOUT THE MAG, MAYBE I'LL HEAR FORM YOU SOON - YOU'LL HAVE MY NUMBER BY NOW. TALKING OF MAGAZINES, PLEASE DON'T FORGET THAT CHAOS AND MEGADETH ARE PRODUCING A UK MAG SOON, IT'S CALLED RUNES AND WILL CONTAIN OVER A BILLION (OK, A HUNDRED) PAGES PER ISSUE, AND WE NEED YOU TO CONTRIBUTE SOME EDITORIAL STUFF FOR IT.. DON'T DELAY, WRITE AND SEND IT TODAY!! THERE MAY BE A PRE-RELEASE VERSION OF THE MAG FIRST SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT AS WELL. IF YOU DO WAN'T TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR IT, THEN WRITE TO ME ONLY AT THE ADDRESS LATER ON. WHILE I'M ON THIS PUBLICITY BIT, I'LL TAKE THE CHANCE TO PUBLICISE OUR NEW GAME WHICH WILL BE WITH YOU SOON.. CODED BY THE EVER BRILLIANT PHOTON IT PROMISES TO BE ONE OF THE BEST GAMES THIS YEAR. DEVISED BY ME A FEW YEARS AGO ON THE 64 IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE GAME IS VERY SIMPLE IN IDEA, TO CREATE SOLID BLOCKS BY PUSHING TOGETHER LOGICALY CONNECTING OTHER BLOCKS?!?! AND WHEN ALL CONNECTING BLOCKS HAVE BEEN PAIRED UP, THAT LEVEL IS COMPLETE.. ANYWAY, IT'S VERY ADDICTIVE AND VERY VERY GOOD... SO DON'T FORGET TO LOOK OUT FOR IT SOON!!!.. CODED BY PHOTON, GRAPHICS BY ME.... MORE PUBLICTITY, FOR MYSELF THIS TIME.. IF YOU NEED ANY GRAPHICS FOR ANY OCCASION (GAMES, DEMOS ETC..) THEN CONTACT ME, THE SNOWMAN AT.. 18 PALM GROVE, WHITBY, ELLESMERE PORT, L66 2PU. ENGLAND.... OR PHONE (AFTER 6PM) 051 355 3564... ENOUGH OF PUBLICTY FOR NOW... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DEMO??? I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET MYSELF, BUT I'M SURE IT'S GREAT.. NICE 3D VECTOR GFX EH?.... (WRONG DEMO????) OH, ERRRR, NICE 300 BOBS?... (NO???) AH, YES, IT MUST BE THE OTHER DEMO THEN.... RIGHT, BORING.. I'M NOT WRITING ANYMORE TEXT FOR THIS DEMO BECAUSE I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE, SO GOODBYE ALL.. (OH YES, HELLO TO MARIANNE IN NORWAY AND EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW IN THE AMIGA SCENE.. AND DON'T FORGET THE MAG AND THE GAME..) WELL IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME SPARE SO I THOUGHT I'D DO SOME SCROLLTEXT FOR THE NEXT DEMO WELL OKAY A FEW PERSONAL MESSAGES TO START WITH ......MY GOOD FRIEND STP ( JOHN ) DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO??? YES????.....NO????? WELL I HOPE IT'S YES BECAUSE A LOT OF WORK HAS GONE INTO IT ...........THANK YOU FOR THE LONG LETTER I'M VERY PLEASE TO READ EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL OOPPS BEFORE I FORGET HI MARLEEN I JUST THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A MENTION IN MY SCROLLTEXT I HOPE YOU AND JOHN ARE OKAY???? ANYWAY JOHN (STP) KEEP SENDING THOSE LOOONNNGGG LETTERS COS I LIKE READING THEM AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL SEND ME MORE DISKS AS I HAVE GOT ALOT OF NOISETRACKER MODULESiINSTRUMENTS AND STUFF TO SEND .......COSY....WELL SO SORRY THAT I COULD N'T MEET YA AT THE MAFIA COPY PARTY I HAD TO DO SOME IMPORTANT WORK ANYWAY I COULD N'T REALY AFFORD TO GO.... (NOT ENOUGH MONEY TOO NEAR XMAS)..... TIME TRAVELLER i CRB ( CRYPTOBURNERS ) GEIR I THOUGHT YOUR LATEST DEMO WAS VERY COOL PLEASE CAN YOU ALTER YOUR GREETS LIST BECAUSE CHAOS IS NO LONGER IN PARTNERSHIP WITH SLIPSTREAM ......THIS ALSO APPLIES TO ANY OTHER GROUPS THAT TRADE WITH US PLEASE CORRECT YOUR GREETINGS LISTS ...................... OGRE REMEMBER THE SIGN OF ZORRO SAGA IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON , KEEP UP THE GOOD SENDINGS FERGUS ( SID ) KEEP THOSE DISKS COMMING........ DR AWESOME ( CRUSADERS ) THANX FOR THOSE EXELLENT SAMPLE TUNES I HOPE THE STUFF I SENT YOU LAST ARRIVED OK WHAT DO YOU RECON TO THAT CLASSIC EXAMPLE I SENT YOU OF LOUD AND QUITE IT ALSO APPLIES TO NOISETRACKER AS WELL AS SOUNDTRACKER ??? THE EXAMPLE I SENT YOU WAS COMPOSED ON NOISETRACKER I DON'T THINK IT'S A BUG OF SORTS BUT IT COULD WELL BE HUMAN ERROR LADYHAWK ( ANDREA ) HAVE YOU MANAGED TO GET A COPY OF DIGI TECH 9 YET ??????? OKAY IF ANYBODY OUT THERE HAS A COPY OF DIGI TECH 9 PLEASE SEND IT TO ANY MEMBER OF CHAOS AND MEGADETH................................... TAG 12 0F NEWSTYLE ( ROY ) PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH LEE ( THE TECHNICHIAN ) DEEK I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOU LITTLE HOLIDAY HAVE YOU HAD ANY THOUGHTS ON CONVERTING FUNKY SHEEP TO NOISETRACKER ???????? ALSO THANX FOR THE VERY INTERESTING LETTER AND TELEMACUS, MATTY AND MYSELF DID KEEP A LOOKOUT THAT DAY WHEN WE VISITED THE PC SHOW A MESSAGE FROM MATTYONYXJADE ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU SENT SHARKEY OF THE ZOKO TEAM CATO IF YOUR READING THIS PIECE OF SCROLLTEXT WHEN WILL YOUR NEXT AMIGA DEMO BE READY PENGUIN OF WARP 9 ( STE ) I GOTTA TELL YOU THIS TO RESET A C64 EITHER USE A RESET SWITCH OR SWITCH IT OFF FROM THE ONiOFF SWITCH AT THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE COMPUTER OR TURN IT OFF AT THE MAINS SOCKET YOU CAN'T RESET A C64 THE SAME WAY YOU RESET AN AMIGA C64'S DON'T HAVE TWO A KEYS PROTOCOL OF HALLMARK WHEN ARE YOU VISITING US UP HERE NO NEED TO LOOK FOR BiB AS MATTY WILL SORT YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!! ZELNIK OF NORTHSTAR IF YOU ARE READING THIS SCROLLTEXT PLEASE GET IN TOUCH AS IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG TIME SINCE YOUR LAST LETTER HI ZIPPY HOW ARE YOU?? LONG TIME NO SENDINGS ................WELL THATS IT ........... I HOPE I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYBODY????.........WELL IF I HAVE SORRY THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME BUT I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BRILLIANT CHAOS AND MEGADETH DEMO???????? WELL IT'S UP TO OUR CODERS AND GFX ARTISTS OKAY NOW FOR MY LONG OVERDEW COOL GREETINGS IF YOUR GROUP OR NAME ISN'T IN THE FOLLOWING THEN IT'S JUST TUFF COS I CAN'T SWAP WITH EVERYBODY OKAY HERE WE GO ........IN NO SPECIAL ORDER............... ..ACIDFORCE.......ANARCHY UK.......ANIMATE.......AVALANCHE .......THE CRUSADERS.......CRYPTOBURNERS.......ELIMINATION AND THE MASTER CREW.......INNER CITY.......L.A.D.S .......MAFIA UK.......MAZ.......MIRAGE UK.......AMIGA MASTERS.......NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION.......NEWSTYLE.......NORTHSTAR.......HALLMARK.......SONIC GRAFITTI.......THE BANANA HACKIN' CREW.......THE MIGHTY DRUIDS.......TWILIGHT ZONE.......VISION.......WARP 9.......ZOKO TEAM.......AND THATS MY LOT STAY COOL RADICAL WRAP FIN THE END DON'T YA BELIEVE ME i